DFB Cup draw results:
Bochum - Bayern
Heidenheim - Hertha
Stuttgart - Dortmund
Buyer - Werder
matches on next, last matchday
friday:
Schalke - Hoffenheim
Saturday:
Ingo - Buyer
Hannover - Buyern
Eintracht - Werder
Köln - BVB
HSV - AUgsburg
Topspiel:
Stuggi - Wolves
Sunday:
Hertha - Mainz
Gladbach - Darmstadt
2nd bundes:
http://www.bundesliga.de/de/liga2/
Got new flies for my darts~
>>64287513
Nice. It starts today, doesn't it
Ancefloppi
>Danish women
>>64287633
The Darts World Cup? No idea. There are two competitions around Christmas and New Years though, that's for sure
>Anshitfloppi
>>64287656
>>64287639
He's won more Champions Leagues than Poop
all the spanish/spanish speaking players are going to leave now?
>>64287643
the one in the middle looks nice
Friendly reminder that /bundes/ autosages because of Denmark's ongoing off-topic posts.
To keep /bundes/ from autosaging, r e p o r t a l l Denmark posts.
>Laut einem Bericht des „Kicker“ hat sich Bayern-Profi Franck Ribéry (32) einen Muskelbündelriss im linken Oberschenkel zugezogen und fällt für mindestens acht Wochen aus. Rund um die erneute Verletzung des Linksaußen soll es zu Streitigkeiten zwischen Pep Guardiola und Teamarzt Dr. Volker Braun gekommen sein.
Ribery ded again.
>in club
>Members of Mayday - 10 in 01 comes up
>Ex-Dortmunder Ciro Immobile (25) kann bislang auch im Trikot des FC Sevilla nicht an die Leistungen aus Serie A-Zeiten anknüpfen. Nach dem 15. Spieltag kam der Stürmer in der Primera División siebenmal zum Einsatz, erzielte dabei einen Treffer. Gegenüber „Radio Kiss Kiss Napoli“ sagte Immobile, dass er „in der Zukunft“ gerne in seine Heimat zurückkehren würde und nennt seinen Wunschverein.
Seems that he's getting bullied in Spain too.
kasper hjulmand must be pretty annoyed taking a job shortly before the bayern post becomes available
>>64287901
Good post
Hertha stronk
>>64287912
leben is hart, wir sind hertha :)
I need a chair to lay back and masturbate in while also being able to spread my legs like crazy.
So far, nobody could help me
>>64287933
http://www.medicalexpo.com/medical-manufacturer/gynecological-examination-chair-3168.html
>>64287940
I can't lay in that nigger for hours on end without feeling uncomfortable at some point. Thanks for the suggestion
>it's a members of mayday show
>>64287944
>I can't lay in that nigger for hours on end without feeling uncomfortable at some point
how do you know?
>>64287952
It's very static and holds little to no comfortable cushions
What are Bayern fans' opinions on Pep?
>>64287970
there are no bayern fans
>>64287970
>Bayern fans
i don't get it
>>64287970
>Bayern fans
That's a "my wife's son"-tier meme.
People who really really hate Dortmund, what are your opinions on Pep?
>>64287986
>>64287989
>>64288000
Nice false flagging, customers.
May I have my beer?
>>64287643
has there ever been a good tattoo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lXcmJtRrrd
>>64288066
yes
>>64288066
That'll be 4.30€ + tip, you can paypal me.
>>64288019
So they have pictures of bayern players in their Geschäftsstelle?!
>>64288152
Yes.
>>64288152
They played against 1860 in the Arroganzarena yesterday.
>>64288159
Yeah, that makes sense.
Time for second lunch
>>64288205
Protein rich diet eh?
>>64288205
I like it
>>64288212
Always
>>64288205
So most of you are obese fucks that never played football themselve. It figures.
>>64288205
top tier, hermano
patrician as fuck
>>64288220
Damn straight.
Did any of you read the articles one ebin maymays in the SZ yesterday?
>>64288076
I've a few ones
>>64288320
show them
>>64288338
I can't.
I've seen a few Ozil ones.
That was my bad joke.
>welsh humour
>>64288369
It's baad.
>"I flew to see [Muller-Wolfhart] in Munich. I was there from Monday to Friday morning and had about 50 injections over that time. He injects and injects,"
>>64288399
Cant be as bad as English humor, can it?
>>64288413
Who are you quoting?
>>64288424
jack rodwell
>>64288429
I now remember him. About time he becomes the player he could be.
Mou is available
>>64288752
>tfw no Mou in the BuLi, ever
>tfw Mou at >Schalke
Captcha asking me to select buses, it's like pottery.
Will Ribery ever recover? Is he officially ded now?
>>64288010
happy he's gone
>>64288977
He played against Bmong. Has something happened since then?
>>64288752
>>64289073
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/641399/artikel_muskelbuendelriss_acht-wochen-pause-fuer-ribery.html
out for 2 months at the minimum
>>64289139
Poor guy. He is a tough little fucker, so as long as he able to he will play.
If Pep does leave do you think Müller-Wohlfahrt will be injected back into the club?
>>64289216
i think so yes, he returned after Klinsi too
What will you be eating during Schlag den Raab?
Perfect day to watch a film or two
>>64289398
too warm desu
>>64289368
Nachos. Star Wars time brah
>>64287765
More time to fuck underage prostitutes.
>>64287895
When do they eat dinner in Spain? It seems to be important to him.
>lewdmark
This film is not for me
Still haven't watched Apocalypse Now yet and I just can't get myself to watch it even though tonight would be a great opportunity
>>64290477
Just watch it, great movie.
>>64290477
Charlie don't surf!
>>64290658
What?
>>64290672
huh?
heynckes comeback
ANCELOTTI A CUTE
C
U
T
E
Where is everyone? Where is German Goblin?
>>64291182
reading a book
>>64291182
>Where is everyone?
doing thursday evening stuff
>Where is German Goblin?
still on maternity leave
müllel should be the new bayern coach
>>64291207
Oh okay
>>64291214
Oh okay
>second Weihnachtsfeier tomorrow
Kill me
Can we talk about /tv/ stuff now?
>>64291409
like what?
>>64291409
Can we not!?
>>64291501
Maybe films to watch?
>>64291522
Why not?
>Nielsen to Freiburg
Great transfer, Nielsen is really talented
>>64291534
What kind of films are you looking for?
>>64291626
Literally every kind of genre as long as I don't ugh at every second conversation or acting in general
>>64291596
Who is he?
>>64291652
watch Touki Bouki
Why isn't Denmark here with us, drinking alcohol? Is he drinking with workmates? He should be at his parents house by now.
>>64291675
>Mory, a cowherd, and Anta, a university student, try to make money in order to go to Paris and leave their boring past behind.
Will I like it?
>>64291673
Havard Nielsen, was at Braunschwein once (when they were in the 1st bundes) and looked really promising
>>64291710
It's a fantastic film, though
>ugh at every second conversation or acting in general
implies that you're a pleb
>overrated shit
>openly said he doesn't like the bundes
so he's literally just coming for the 18m+ salary a year, right?
impressive, buyern. you are now in the same tier as Al Ahli or whatever the fuck it's called.
>>64291711
Let's see if he can live up to the expectations
>he
what should I buy my father for Christmas
>>64291956
alcohol
>this is the end of bayern
feels good man
>>64291956
A retroactive abortion.
>>64291956
love
bought a powerbank
>>64292133
Yeah, he'll probably eat that shit up
>>64292158
I know right
he's out all day and has a phone and isn't very techsawy
>>64292168
My dad behave like a child when my sister and I gifted him a smartphone last year. Can't go wrong with technology I'd say
watching Aarhus vs Äalbörg handball right now desu
considering watching Apocalypse Now
>>64292270
saw it again recently and wew it was boring
>>64292282
Are you serious? I was so close to watching it but your post put me off it again
Dresden - Würzburg at 20:30 today
DÜÜÜÜÜÜÜNNNNNÄÄÄMÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
EI EI EI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyskTbLM3G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xah3Bt6UmrI
>>64292299
if you've never seen it you might like it
>>64292637
Okay
>>64292657
if you like this shit I wont like you any more baka
völler to bayern desu :^)
Wow, /n/ is pretty bad
brb watching Ant-Man
>>64291979
fuck you :^)
Is this man the next Bayern coach?
>>64293117
I am the next Bayern coach
>>64293117
It's going to be Sammer.
>>64293256
Do you have enough personal authority to command the dressing room?
why is this thread so slow?
>>64293310
Denmark is on the road
>>64293318
dumb slut
>>64291737
so nothing changed
>>64293292
yes, I will create a new tactic by mixing thousand island with blue cheese and a classic french dressing. then add some croutons to it for the maximum possible assault on the taste buds of our opponents
>>64293291
Why should he jeopardize his comfy sports director job? He can stay for years if he doesn't fuck up, and maybe even get into a higher position at Bayern later.
If he becomes a coach, he has a few years until he gets fired.
>german humour
Could Bayern poach Tuchel?
>>64293388
> if he doesn't fuck up
fucking up is pretty hard, when you don't actualy do anything
>>64293393
there is no echte liebe there so no
also: you now remember götze still plays at buyern
>götze
>plays
Thank goodness Liverpool got Klopp when they did. You can take that any way you like.
Wolfsburg will win the league of the champions this season desu
>>64293393
Maybe Tuchel could sue for a promotion?
If only Denmark was here, he would know...
favre incoming
>>64293517
favre is too autistic
>he
/bundes/ has become the official denmark fanclub by now
its a damn shame
Every sandwich needs a leader.
>Jardim will never go to Schalke then proceed to sell Meyer for 100mio to PSG
>>64293565
Not me, I hate that autist.
>Let me just chime in and tell you that Jensen Kimi Höjedal, coach of the Danish 5th league bossel club Tiptetöpjewingen, just got fired!!!!
FFS NO ONE CARES!
wew lad
>>64293565
>>64293667
calm down
>>64293578
Imagine Bardem at Schalke. *swoons*
What is the best music album about sports and why "So wie einst Real Madrid"?
>>64291696
Banned for lewd posting.
re, Ant-Man was pure shit from minute one on
>>64294504
I'm sorry.
>>64294554
What was the last movie you seen
>>64294504
Who would have thought!
>>64294563
The Interview
>>64294569
Me, actually. But I had some comments in my mind who suggested the movie.
>>64294570
>A duel between a suspected murderer and a detective pressed by people who want results. But whose skin is really wanted.
Probably the skin of somebody not involved in the description, like some deputee or chief police man
>>64294602
sorry meant the actual good The Interview with Seth Rogen and James Franco.
>>64294563
The Hunger Games. I will not be watching the sequels.
The International was pretty good. Maybe not quite as good as it thinks it is, but still enjoyable.
>>64294614
Shit film
>>64294628
Boy we sure made some bad decisions regarding movies
>>64294654
>The International
>The Interview
>The Hunger Games
I see a pattern here
>It is 80's Turkey, local musicians of Adiyaman are hired by the military and trained to welcome one of the forceful generals of coup regime.
>>64294665
>Shit film
sounds like someone lost his ability to appreciate
>>64290686
what show is that
did they "fuck" the asian qt?
>>64294697
Why did you set fuck in quotation marks?
>>64294767
That would have been my question too but I didn't have the nerve to ask
>Moooh
Are any German tv stations showing the darts? Some nights it will be on here, but on others they show Bundesliga handball instead (<--- not joking)
>>64294845
Sport1 does
http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
>>64294767
>>64294824
It's a /mu/ meme.
Some irrelevant singer complained about her sexist fans messaging her on tumblr that they want to "fuck" her.
>>64294861
Hmm. I don't think my parents have that channel
>>64294877
That's hilarious, thanks for explaining it
>>64294877
That Chvrches chick?
>>64294889
Maybe you can zap yourself to sleep
>>64294911
Grimeth... and I only know because the autist explained his joke in bundes before.
>>64294944
Haven't been on /mu/ for a while tßh.
Walking towards the camera.
>>64294877
I can see this catching on in /bundes/
>tfw trying to study but roommates won't let you
>>64290477
Watch thin red line instread
Or full metal jacket
>>64295015
Look how cute her outfit is. The socks, the pants - everything. Just let her study, goddamn!!!
>>64295023
Watched those two already
>browsing /mu/
>>64295023
hello ameribro
Time to open the windows
>>64294986
good
>>64295119
>>64295156
Seems like the most natural thing to do for a musicologist student. But you get the feeling that most of the people posting there a 16 year old edgemasters who are only listening to music that is approved by a cambodian basket waeving forum. .
I only listen to wall noises nowadays.
listening to the Biebz
Good taste tßh.
thanks
what do you mean ohhhwooo-ohhhhh
*flute noises*
>>64295189
This is a peruvian rug trading emporium though
>>64295214
yes. this is not wall but still noise
good night
>>64295413
Guten Nachchchchchchcht.
Just watched two girls one cup. Now I am eating ice cream
Just watched sports.
>watching sports
HOTHEAD PLS GO
Dortmund will win the Double this year.
Bayern is going to drop points as a result of this happening.
DFB Pokalfinale 3 - 1 for Dortmund vs Bayern
Meisterschaft 7 points ahead of Bayern
Bayern will win CL tho
>>64296841
>Dortmund
>getting past Stuttgart
uwot
>>64296990
>Stuttgart
>getting past Hertha
U what?
Bei der Jahreshauptversammlung des FC Augsburg blickte Klaus Hofmann zurück auf "das erfolgreichste Jahr" der Vereinsgeschichte. Der Vorstandsvorsitzende verkündete am Donnerstagabend für das Geschäftsjahr 2014/15 einen Gewinn von 9,008 Millionen Euro (vor Steuern). Hofmanns Vorgänger Walther Seinsch wurde ein Jahr nach seinem Rücktritt zum Ehrenpräsidenten ernannt
good morning /bundes/
>>64300956
good morning. it's my last work day this year
>>64302237
Waiting for Steiner's counteroffensive?
wake up everybody! its time to discuss the bundesliga \o/
>>64302815
what do you want to discuss friend
>>64302844
bayern
>>64302881
Ze Roberto BOAT Bayern player
>>64302881
what about them?
Time for a run. Why are you so out of shape, /bundes/?
>>64302899
Yes one of my favorite players. I miss the old times.
>>64302973
Why are they so dominant? Are they just better run than other clubs?
>>64303043
bought better players, have more money and prestige to get better players, can help with tax evasion, etc etc
Good morning everyone!
>>64303571
good morning anon
>>64300956
morning
>>64303571
morning
>>64303598
morning
Atletico Madrid won against Reus yesterday
where is everyone?
