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bump for good regens
Reminder that yellow cards are more important than possession
Woke up at the right moment edition.
Still sick though.
>>64266555
Is that Carlos VIllanueva?
>>64266590
lolno
>>64266532
>OP pic
monthly reminder
>>64266614
Damn. he's one of my favorites to get whenever I need a cam.
>>64266616
you see Ivan, you don't actually need to win, only not lose
>>64266614
MY PENIS
>>64266616
Never gets old.
>>64266638
I could get behind this.
She can't keep getting away with it!
>>64266668
>tfw I won't get behind her
>tfw want to play 13 just to see him and his partner develop but no longer have the willpower to do so
The struggle is real.
>>64266700
Now that's a qt.
>>64266810
Stop getting old, HC.
fucking anderlecht
>>64266958
Give me a map to the fountain of youth and I'll tribble like there's no tomorrow.
I have not given this kid a nick name. Meet John Monster
>>64266966
FUCKING ANDERLECHT
>>64266989
>giving nickname to Ozil
>>64266989
>current year
>remembering pics
>>64267004
>>64267008
god damnit I tried so hard to beat you to it.
here's the evidence
what is the cheapest i can get fm16 for?
how the mighty have fallen
Wow, this sure is worth the £500k a year upkeep costs for my youth academy that my club can barely afford :^)
I have a regen who's last name is Deadman
>>64267321
Also
>4 fucking wingers in the intake when I have never ever played a formation with wingers
Thanks for that famalam
At least there's this guy and I do play two ball-winning midfielders so he could become something.
>>64267378
>>64267476
Now theres a fuckin name
>>64267321
>upgrading facilities in sky bet league 2
Tempting administration, I see
>Man City have won the CL 3 consecutive times
I don't like this save
w e w
>young regen striker out 5 months with knee tendonitis
>finally comes back
>a month later torn knee ligaments, out 2 months
>>64267499
Delete it.
Smash the harddrive for good meassure.
>>64267476
It's actually no that weird a name in norwegian.
It's pronounced Salt-bo-nés
Cheese to the rescue
>>64267577
He'll always be Saltbones to me.
>tfw too many inconsistent players
>tfw don't know who to play
>>64267495
desu I wasn't quite expecting upgrading junior coaching once and once again to go from £30k a year costs > £200k a year costs > £500k a year costs
That said if we hopefully gain promotion I can keep up with these costs.
>>64267378
>not having a regen named toilet
>>64267680
>half your defence dreads playing in big games
>>64267765
is that FM12? Fucking upgrade, man
Haven't been able to settle on a competent tactic in FM16. Nothing has clicked. 3 seasons in and my best win streak is 2 (two) games.
Defence is pants-on-head retarded 80% of the time. Tried all sorts of combinations but nothing sticks.
>>64267855
>is that FM12?
>>64267880
5-1-1-1-2 WB Wide
>>64267855
No. This is.
>>64267782
>player allegedly "relishes big matches"
>gets nervous from the get go
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
never had this happen before
>>64268003
8/10 would romance with a high quality dinner
>>64268022
probably scored 17 goals against Elche or something
top lad
>>64268099
Scored in every game in the CL group stage.
>>64268222
against?
>>64268222
Milan 3, Copenhagen 3 and Leverkusen 4.
He scored 10 of real's 14 goals
>>64268132
that logo hoo boy that is why i play football manager for
Just figured out I can sign Croatians on slave wages to play on my second team. Its like a real Qatari experience
>Best team in the league, bar none
>lowest average attendance (not counting the continental cup matches)
whats up with this?
>>64268662
Are you man city?
>>64268662
at the start of every game every team as their average attendance set, as well as their fan status set (including loyalty, expectations, etc). now if you've taken a team that is not historically popular, it will take some time before they reach the level of the other teams as far as reputation and popularity
>>64268631
is there a "steal their passport and revoke their VISA" option for when they complain about not getting 1st team time?
>>64268807
Put a 3 year extension clause and then send them to my feeder club in Iraq every year is a good substitute
>Ranieri's contract rumoured to hold a 100k bonus for staying up with another 100k for each additional place above 17th
>You will never unexpectedly win the title and get a 1.7mill bonus
>>64268675
>Man City
>best in the league
Leicester.jpg
>>64268708
that makes sense. My club was only founded in 2014 after all. We managed to increase our season ticket sales from 50 my first year to 58 this past year.
>>64268819
>Ranieri's ability is only limited by the money he receives so he was shit with Greece with no bonuses but decided to win the Prem to exploit his contract
I could really see my in game reputation blowing up if I took this job
>>64268851
Also every town/nation has a population listed. If you are from some shit hole town with only 50 (extreme example) people, it reduces your potential for attendance increases. Also if you're in an average sized city with multiple well attended clubs, it also affects your crowd numbers (eg. if you are a third team coming up from Manchester or Liverpool)
>>64268910
I'm in Gibraltar and our stadium can only seat like 1,500 people
>>64268910
Sanfrecce are like one of the biggest clubs in Asia, if you're interested in the weird and wacky world of Asian Champions League it is a good comfy team to use.
>>64268939
Meant for >>64268878
>>64268878
The locals won't have much love for you if you bomb
>Laffs
>>64268992
I took a look at their finances, and with the kind of money they've got, I could really go nuclear in the transfer market
>>64269016
I hear they have a good youth setup too. They had a Little Boy a while ago that blew them away.
>>64268003
6/10 not actually that special
>>64269060
>>64269125
Mates...
>>64269252
Why the fuck would you sign fellongball
yeee
>>64269276
For Feyenoord right?????????
>>64269252
y tho
>>64269276
because why wouldn't I sign the most overrated player on FM?
>>64269331
You signed Ronaldo too?
>>64269346
What? If a 43 year old crippled ronaldo wanted to play for me I'd let him.
>>64269252
Oh yeah it's a free transfer btw
>inb4 we still lose
>>64269394
Oh for fuck's sake
>>64269437
this fucking game, man...
>>64269437
Cheese merchants not wanted
>united bid for a 16 year old regen
>refuse
>united offer hom a contract
>united sign my player
all in one day
>>64270074
>letting youth contracts expire
Deserve it
>find delicious wb in the spanish third division
>he's on 65 dollaroos a week
>offer is accepted
>wants to get bumped up to 53k
PFFFT
This thread is slower than me. And I'm having a bed rest right now.
C-can I do it?
>>64271835
>australia literally winning on heart alone
>>64271841
NEYMAR WHO?
i hate this fucking game
>>64271895
>the fairytale continues
how do i save this guy from being terrible?
it's his first season but i want him to average better than fucking 7.00
>Australia, Belgium, England or Denmark will win this world cup
Which would result in the best shitposting?
>>64272309
I think we all know mate
>>64272374
>straya wins the 'slavery' world cup in 2022
>/sp/ explodes
STRAYA STRAYA
who /surprised by /cwc/ on telly/?
>>64266986
Somewhere near/in Germany, the qts here are 10x better than Brazilian qts.
>tfw you will never have a German qt gf
does anyone win trophies in their first season? I just got fm'd hard in the liga nos as braga. 2 games to go and i am 2 points down from first with a game in hand and i lose to the bottom team 0-1 and they only had 2 shots all game.....
>>64271950
>>64272500
based as fuck
nice name buddy
>>64273576
tfw doom is on the horizon
I had a really great game plan for that match, but then I lost three playmakers to injury in 2 weeks.
>tfw spent 15 minutes creating a superleague when there's a fucking database already made for it
wew
Is Ozil autistic?
>>64273696
Could've been worse. Got the away goal.
16.2.0 out
>>64273905
what does it contain?
>>64273911
http://www.footballmanager.com/news/football-manager-2016-update-16-2-0
>>64273911
i don't want to get defensive and have to counter a lot of misguided claims, but the standard route SI took in order to assert control over quality was attacking various bugs and introducing an overload of tweaks
>>64273920
cheers bae
>>64273934
>
>>64273943
your the one who started namedropping mentalities
>every thread on 4chan besides this one now dedicated to spoiling star wars.
Logging off until after the weekend.
Miles be with you all.
>>64273997
snape kills dumbledore
>>64273997
guess there might be some issues with me waiting until after Christmas to go see the movie
>>64273997
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father
>>64274067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoYvWOHME4
>>64273997
Move to Bhutan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35091724
>Incidentally, if you are in Bhutan, we can't say whether The Force Awakens will be shown there - the country's two cinemas have not yet replied to the BBC.
This can't be a real name can it? dutch bros?
>>64274324
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/fabian-ho-a-hing_prs410974/person.shtml
>A top-tier Bulgarian club have been banned from the league after their players left the pitch in protest of a referee decision.
>Litex Lovech - fourth in the table - left the field when leading 1-0 against Levski Sofia.
>The league leaders had just been awarded a penalty and Litex reduced to nine men.
>"It was the only possible decision according to disciplinary rules," the Bulgarian Football Union said of the ban.
>>64274492
Similarly, Twente is banned from europe for 3 years and will be dissolved if they don't comply with a FIFA investigation in to shady business.
>>64274492
>>64274579
>the hovel of european football
morning lads!
Just imagine Ladford wearing this Bradford City Christmas cardigan
>>64274324
>He doesn't know about the Dutch GK called Boy Waterman
Wew lad. And he's actually pretty good. He's on a free on FM15 at least.
>>64274754
Were you sleeping until now? Wew lad, you should come to Germany, the qts will keep you awake ;) (speaking as a foreigner)
>>64274754
>morning
any notable changes from today's patch?
>>64274754
Morning was 4 and a half hours ago
>>64274821
>Morning was 4 and a half hours ago
>>64274799
yeah I just woke up
>>64274804
>me
>>64274821
yeha
so anyway thanks miles, since the patch came out I can't launch my game anymore. I launch it from steam and then the steam client and game never launch. I reopen steam and it says the game is still running
>>64274813
Consider reading the thread
>>64273920
>>64274821
>4 and a half hours
>>64274837
Try rebooting, then try uninstalling and reinstalling steam. Usually fixes it for me.
>>64274848
>Joe
>>64274849
thanks lad, brb
>>64274860
>>64274860
>dutch posters in general
>>64274848
>>64274837
>>64274836
>using a timezone than GMT
>his timezone is described as +/- GMT
>>64274930
>By the GMT timezone 4 and a half hours ago was 12:50
>12:50
>Morning
Is his heading redeemable?
I'm pretty tempted to just go mad here
>>64275005
>16:50-4:30=12:50
>german maths
>tfw accidentally uninstalled all of my games
>>64275112
how do you even manage to do that
>agree to £20m release clause for a player worth about £5m
>never think anyone will pay it
>Monaco pay it on deadline day
>no LB left in my squad now
>>64275120
I was trying to move the steamapps folder outside of the uninstall directory and my computer overheated and crashed so the folder got lost
>>64275120
>how do you even manage to do that?
ftfy
>>64275072
Nazi is still decent, right?
>>64275112
I thought I was retarded.
ayyy
>>64275178
>overheated
Do you keep your house at 90f
How the fuck does it overheat
(Does anyone else really enjoy leaving off question marks just to annoy Norway )
>>64275178
Are you by any chance living in the middle of one of those deserts in Nevada?
>>64275178
Have you tried before to just uninstall FM by itself? Also, if your computer can't handle moving all those folders at once, it's shit.
>>64275154
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>Samuel Eto'o has been appointed player-manager at Turkish side Antalyaspor.
Predictions?
>>64275288
Crash and burn in lower mid table before being sacked before the season even over.
>>64275288
For 3 games
>>64275221
I'm drunk okay
>>64275248
No, I had my computer resting on a blanket and I was trying to download 1 GB of music through my browser simultaniously
>>64275264
I actually live in the great lakes region
>>64275275
No, but its too late now. And yeah, my computer is shit. it's a 4 year old pavilion
>>64275307
Ah, only this calendar year, did not know, thanks
>>64275315
>I had my computer resting on a blanket
Damn it, son. You know a laptop and a blanket are worst enemy.
Also
>crashed after only moving and downloading 1 gigs of files
Even my old 300 buck PC (8 years ago) could do that in a flash. Your laptop maintenance is poor.
WHY DO I ALWAYS DRAW WHEN I LEAD AT HALF TIME
SHIT TEAM SHIT TACTICS
>>64275315
>I actually live in the great lakes region
Pretty much most of our North American posters seem to be nearish them
Apart from Oranje I think
afternoon lads
how is life
how is save
>>64275346
You answered your own question
>>64275363
G'day.
Still sick.
No tribble no more.
>>64275335
I carried this laptop around with me through being homeless for 6 months in 2014. The screen isn't even fully attached to the base anymore. It's limping to the barn, truly
>>64275350
It's a nice place to live, and probably has the biggest football following in the country
>>64275363
in my save you just penned a 4 year deal with QPR and supporters were thrilled
>>64275363
>>64275382
What? You've been homeless once? What happened? Hopefully everything's better now.
>>64275178
>tripfag
>can't be bothered to learn the basics of how a computer works
>alcoholic shitwit who listens to hipster music and calls himself 'Claire'
>self-prevented from posting 1MB+ png screenshots
Good.
>>64275363
Good Afternoon
Very good, I'm traveling through Germany. ATM in Nürnberg. (SO MANY FUCKING QTS REEEEEEEEE)
Took a stop from FM, don't have FM16 and I can't find an interesting club.
>>64275382
Did you manage to get a good job and a good place to live now? Hoping everything is ok.
>>64275363
Just dead rubber matches left at the end of another title winning season, will play through them when I'm back later
>>64275315
>he primarily used a laptop
>>64275403
I got kicked outta my apartment cuz I lost my job and ended up going on a Jack Kerouac style road trip all over the american west
>>64275416
Yeah, all is good now! I'm a writer professionally, and it pays the bills
desu bein homeless was like a 6.5/10 experience, not too bad really. I fell in with a few street punks and ended up going around stealing liquor and food and reselling the booze at the shelter for cheaper than it was in store
>>64275415
>Australian
>>64275350
Brobrobro lives in Denver
>>64275476
Nani please, you will never be Ronaldo, give up
>>64275471
Good to hear everything's better now. Now you just need to save some money to buy new laptop to tribble.
Miles order.
>>64275471
Get a job you bum.
>>64275506
thanks. I'm looking at getting myself a new laptop for christmas
>>64275506
>new laptop
hc pls
>>64275513
fuck off dad writing is totally a real job
>>64275536
Well considering that he's a writer he'll move a lot so I guess laptop is a logical thing to buy.
Cute cat you have there BTW.
>>64269125
>Love
>Beauty
Fair Enough
>Youth
What, no. I'm not even 20.
>>64275471
Good to know all is good now. Now go buy FM16, Miles orders you to do so.
>>64275569
he already has a shit pc in a mobile case
no need to buy a second one
>>64275589
>not wanting to tribble in plane or train or in hotel room when on business trip
Installing FMs in a laptop are one of the best decision I have ever made.
>>64275589
>he put a case around his mobile
>>64275607
he already has the laptop to do that
why buy another shitty overpriced pc that is prone to overheating
>>64275612
you're not even trying anymore yd
>>64275620
Mobile cases are shit
All of them
Never used one never will
>>64275624
it's like you didn't even read my post
>>64275573
I bought FM16 the day the beta came out lad
>>64275569
yeah exactly. Can't lug my desktop around the road trip I have planned in two weeks
I understand where you guys who are saying to buy a desktop are coming from but this laptop isn't even in a state to be a backup at this point. the screen is literally detached from the base save for the cable
>>64275537
what kind of stuff do you write?
>>64275643
>the screen is literally detached from the base save for the cable
>>64275654
Kotaku articles
>>64275643
>the screen is literally detached from the base save for the cable
Just like one of my old laptop. Luckily I have a spare CRT monitor lying around so I just cut the monitor cables and connect it through RGB to said CRT.
Now that (soon to be) 7 years old laptop is living it's live as a desktop PC put in the living room for everyone to use. Still running it's full speed because of good maintenance.
>>64275654
music reviews and short stories are my bread and butter, but I also take jobs on freelance that have ranged from writing blog content on a companies page to viral marketing to boilerplate website text
>>64275669
>>64275672
I don't know a damn thing about computer maintenance and I really should.
>>64275696
sounds like a pretty nice comfy job m8
>>64275717
It's a very comfy job. I set my own hours, I can travel whenever I want, I can take breaks, it's pretty great.
>>64272287
please respond
>>64272287
Technique training>>64275753
>>64275711
it's simple
don't stick in in a fucking cubby hole to collect dust
(the late 90s where every single desktop tower was shoved behind the desk into a corner made everyone who had ever looked inside a pc die)
!!!!!don't cover the air intakes or outtakes!!!!!
no matter what you do, don't cover them.
you have a laptop and they're only on the bottom?
do pic related
clean it once a year or so
(this is optional for desktops and unlikely to ever be done on laptops, but if you're OCing it's pretty solid) every fourth year or so chuck some new thermal paste on your cpu
other than that it's basically don't smash the shit out of it
>>64272287
>>64275753
Train more on jumping and heading imo.
And don't think to much of his average rating. As long as your team is defensively sound, it's all good.
>>64272287
>below 7.00 is bad
lel, these easy-mode babbys
>>64275776
thanks for the tips, I appreciate that
>>64275776
i endorse this post
>>64275776
Or he could just buy a 5 bucks laptop cooler to keep his laptop cool.
But he also have to do some software maintenance imo like defragging and cleaning up files and registries to keep it running full speed.
>>64275791
when i've got hector bellerin averaging 7.80 on the season right next to him it's bad
>>64275248
no bullly. This is a safe zone.
is this qt iranian worth a bang?
do their international fixtures clash with western league schedules?
>>64275798
also, if you ever get around to not being an idiot and building a pc
you want more air in than out (ie more fans pointing in)
ideally airflow should be balanced, but air will always find a way out if you cant get a perfect balance
will just mean you'll have to wipe shit down slightly more frequently
also, turn your pc off, wait 30 seconds
and you can't break it unless you try to
modern materials have so much idiot proof shit built into them that short of attempting to break them you can't
if you have troubles feel free to bring it to me (irl senpai, swing by the greatest state in the east), and if I can't help I know several people who have been building pcs longer than anyone besides maybe hc has been alive
>>64275833
>Or he could just buy a 5 bucks laptop cooler to keep his laptop cool.
you mean a big fan, right?
sure, you can do that.
or you can just grab two random objects and lift the ass end of it up for free
>software maintenance
download CCleaner
run it once a year with whatever options you like (actually run it like once every 4 months or so)
you're probably good
uninstall shit you don't need
a registry cleaner is great if you need every ounce of performance out of your pc, but since you're keen on buying laptops you clearly don't
get rid of your anti virus, just let windows defender do it's shit
don't download sketchy things without running it by people you trust
internet explorer is no longer the shitfest it was in 2005. yeah it's still awful, but that's only because google and mozilla actively develop their shit.
>>64275886
B-but that's basically what I've been doing to maintain my laptops.
And I run Ccleaner once every 2 weeks.
If job aren't too demanding I also prefer desktop but alas...
alright now it says FM is 100% installed but the thing won't start
baka steam
>>64275927
Just wait for a couple of minutes until it says it's done.
Just like love, sometimes you just have to wait.
>>64275913
what you're doing is good
but most people don't install/uninstall software frequently enough for software cleanups to be necessary that frequently
modern OS and big name software are also pretty good and natively cleaning up
and defragging is usually a last ditch 'lets see if this improves anything before I chuck this piece of shit in the trash' unless you know you've fragmented shit
>three injuries
>cm, cm/cam, cm/cam
>>64276024
why do you kill your players
I always forget my steam account was originally named germansinleatherpants
at least this process has showed me that
>>64276137
and your join date is before 1/1/2010, right?
>>64275927
Just push the button harder.
Just like love, sometimes you just have to use force.
>>64276178
nah i think it was sometime in 2013
>downloaded 1.6 GB/1.6 GB
>time remaining - 2 hours
thanks miles
Crash dumps killing my desire to play.
Where can i find the cheapest steam key for FM16?
finally got it working. that's exactly how I wanted to spend 3 hours.
>russia loses to Poland in women's handball world cup
>norwegian refs didn't give a clear penalty to the russians with 12 seconds remaning with the score being 21-20
We champions now
>>64276413
you're almost as bad as argentina caring about random shit sports
>>64276328
CDKeys are always pretty good.
>>64276434
>the qt-bowl
>shit
>>64276466
the qt bowl is beach volleyball
>>64276434
2bh it's one of the very few "global" sports we're relevant at, and it's popular here.
>>64276328
Nuuvem is good, but you need a Br Br Hue Hue Steam Account. So CDKeys may be better for you.
>>64276463
Thank you James!
the match engine updates made my tactics dangerously cheesy
>>64276581
>meet PSV in the leage and the cup twice in a week, both at The Kuip
>first game ends 1-1
>second game
>>64276652
>>64276581
no idea why I replied to you, Ivan. Ignore it.
>>64276652
fucking brutal
>>64276652
Based Luciano
>>64276676
No worries Jan.
>>64276727
I like your goal.
Here is a similar one.
2028 ballon dor and fifa player of the year in my save
I tried to get him for my club but he chose to go to Real that offered him much more money.
the guy made 12 goals and 23 assists in 24 games last season (8.05 Av R)
>>64276916
>9.20 vs Elche
>7.20 vs Sevilla
>6.70 vs Barceloa
>9.10 vs Las Palmas
>6.80 vs atletico
>>64276960
holy shit its cronaldo
>>64276960
>have xavi and nicolas anelka
>my pace babby qatari scores all the goals
Thinking about dumping Xavi's 200k contract and buying some speed
>Can see what you said last without clicking like some hobo
10/10 update well done miles
>>64277781
>form window thingy on profile doesn't show average over last 5 games anymore
Maybe i judged a bit prematurely.... 2/10 update
10/10 update simply because the increase of accuracy on shots on goal has turned my tactics from B grade cheese to Grade AAA cheese
>tfw you pry an 18 year old away from Bolton that was drawing interest from very strong sides
>>64275869
>det 10
Better have a lot of tutors on hand
>>64278469
>>64277850
0/10 update because regen faces are still fucking terrible
>>64278573
>not posting him
>>64275869
>iranian
no
>>64278694
here he is
>>64278777
>26k/w
>>64278791
kek
>>64278746
>he lives on a tourist island
yeah I'm sure niggers and suicide bombing sandshits visit you all the time
>>64278791
let's kick political out of correctness football?
>scoring when set to contain
>>64278777
>physically decrepit
>no tekkers
Thank god he has solid mentals or else that salary would be an absolute aberration rather than just distasteful
>>64278802
I had to overpay him to bring him on
>>64278809
tbqhwy they usually dont have enough money to come here
#PrayForFeyenoord
>>64278815
If you weren't so cute I'd be upset with you.
>>64278865
Oh yes sweet luciano
>>64278903
Happening?
>>64278929
>14mins
The storm is still brewing
>>64278929
>posting mid-game
ripip m8
>>64278843
and your country is only better off than greece financially so it's fairly hard to imagine you have great financial assistance programmes set up. So they'd go elsewhere to get their free money.
Like here, or UK, or Germany.
>>64278929
>posting midgame
Nobody in these threads learns a fuckin thing huh
>>64278929
happening!
Please god let this be real
>>64278929
>>64278950
didn't you learn from my mistakes norway?
>>64278959
>muh free money
it doesn't work that way m80
>>64278973
IT'S 4-NILL AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
I need something more challenging. Won the league 6 times in a row as Newcastle, the champions league, the world cup, every domestic and international cup and I have like 10 points lead in the Premier League. What to do to make this game more challenging? it feels like I'm playing easy mode.
>>64279005
>managing a premier league club
>>64279005
manage Paraná Clube
>>64278888
well it says either that or "let's kick out of football political correctness"
>>64279005
Leave?
>>64279004
I'm in tears, Fucking Luciano
??????
>>64279039
How beat Flamengo
>>64279079
score more goals than they do
>>64278998
maybe not in your country
In mine the 22 year old niece of my neighbor had three kids to three separate guys and now has her rent and food paid for plus extra spending money by various people
after dropping out of high school to do drugs for ages 16-20
government also ensures the rent cannot rise
if you want to be a lazy sack of shit here it's incredibly easy
and a lot of blacks are
>>64279068
6(six)
>>64279069
classic FM12
continue out of the match, it gives the "correct result" once you leave it
>>64279119
and a red card for good measure
>>64279104
to be fair there are a lot of lazy whites on welfare too, see nearly all of the american rural south
>>64279183
spotted the argie
>>64279140
enjoy missing your best player though
>>64279224
I'm as white as they come, I'm just an equal opp. when it comes to racial banter
sup /trb/
I want to do a save (preferably with an intimidating eastern European team) where my club plays bullying football - think Don Revie's Leeds United.
Plenty of muderball, identifying a player in the back 4 who's weak on the ball and then pressuring the others so that they pass the ball to him, forcing mistakes in the opposition. I'm thinking lots of tall, strong players.
Basically the opposite of (or antidote to) Barcelona's style (and by extension the prevailing philosophy in the modern game).
Any suggestions about clubs to start with, or tips in general?
I've been doing some looking and I'm thinking about Partizan Belgrade.
>>64279119
you actually did it
based
>>64279268
Yeah that sucks big time, but as long as we get the second game at home, we're appearently invincible
>>64279183
In raw numbers lazy shitty whites probably outnumber lazy shitty blacks
I don't have any info on that and I'm on mobile and not keen to search it right now
I'd be incredibly surprised if (number of lazy blacks)/(number of total blacks) was greater than (number of lazy whites)/(number of total whites)
Or really any other population
>>64279312
FK Saravejo
spartak moskowa
>>64279354
magic of de kuip
>>64279312
spartak moscow?
bumping dat regen
>frenchmen in charge of flair
should i let neymar be tutor of this cheesy frenchman?
>>64279456
lmao he's shit
>>64279140
Nice work anon
>>64279381
>>64279381
thanks for the recommendations lads!
>>64279456
>marking 10
>jumping 9
>bravery 8
>strength 12
>DM
>>64279124
spoopy
>>64279069
>>64279681
Classic Juve match fixing desu
>>64279681
>Miles face when
>>64279707
Too bad they couldn't fix themselves a good finish. :^)
>>64279810
Also have some league history since I haven't posted in like an eon.
>>64267880
Similar here
I have three prepared tactics, have a win streak with one then a losing streak straight after change tactic, same thing happens again win streak, loss streak
Suggestions?
>>64279830
>>64279830
>Getafe
Wow kek lol
>>64279854
My dream desu.
>>64279869
>>64279869
>>64279854
>>64279140
God damn it Miles
>>64279854
>>64279869
>>64279854
>still no schalke
nice
>>64279869
that's disgusting
how old can your manager possibly get? is there a certain point where you die?
>>64280315
probably 32,767 but I haven't checked
no
>>64280315
You stop aging at 100 and just remain 100 forever but you are immortal
>>64280381
So theoretically you could manager like 600 seasons if you wanted to
>>64280450
Yes.
>>64280450
Your PC or laptop would surely die before then but yes.
I was speaking broadly when I used the term "your" but especially your laptop. desu sounds like a miracle you get past the loading screen
>mfw a rotation option thinks he can force me into giving him a new contract just because City have put a bid in for him on deadline day
Enjoy training with the kids and your career disappearing as you never play again
>>64279854
>Schalke
Nice
>Chelsea board discussing sacking Mourinho as they are 1 point from the relegation zone
Kek
>>64280536
>A shit backup player thinks he can make me scared because I don't give him playing time
>>64280504
i-its not that bad
>>64280729
why would FM make laptop explode that's just silly
>buyern
>manure
>allah madrid
>qatarlona
my simple loot calculator is beginning to work
i am happy
the road to functional shitty selfmade ARPG has begun
>>64278777
lad has got 3 goals in 3 games, nice
>>64280536
>injury crisis for his position literally within a week of him kicking off
I won't give in, time for youth prospects
>>64280918
>Forgot abour upcoming CL game against Barca
Oh Miles, why do you test me?
>>64280838
and now that I'm here I think I'm going to drive home.
I'll see you in two hours /trb/
>game crashes
>have to replay the Manchester United UCL game again
JUST
U
S
T
Norwegian guy pls get sacked, feeynord are ghey
draws are overrated
That constant growth. Only a matter of time until Qatar is number 1
i won the derby! ....kind of.
>2 penalties awarded since patch
>2 penalties missed
Not a big enough sample size for me to definitely declare bug or anything but enough to make me raise an eyebrow.
Oh my god it's actually happening
>>64281461
I've been awarded 3 and only missed one
>>64281625
Just mt bad luck/shit pen takers then probably.
SI have given us more than enough reason to be concerned when it comes to penalties in the match engine in past FMs
>>64280536
>shit third-string backup kid whines about playing time and won't take no for an answer
>play him and he averages 7.5 a game
>ends the season with better stats that the starter he was backup for
I really need to pay less attention to the circles/stars ratings.
>>64281657
holy fuck
If you're not currently watching Abby Wambach in her final appearance for the US women's team then you're a disgusting sexist pig desu
>>64282284
Also please support the UK's newest women's sport even though the title feels like false advertising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKKdB1fRwQk
My midfield currently consists of a 16 year-old from Guinea who is a naturalized Qatari citizen, a 17 year-old Qatari and Xavi.
Why I like playing in Qatar, strict foreigner limits make you do stupid shit
Someone give me a young possibly cheesy player who might want to sign with a Qatari club
>straya is in the world cup final
Matt Ryan saved a penalty and we missed one two minutes later against Denmark. Matt Ryan for player of the tournament
>Be a well known worldwide rep club that pays most of its players over 50k/w and has one of the best medical departments in world sports
>Players still get blisters
Guys please just take a little time to find the right size boots or wear socks thick enough to protect
Imagine getting visited by Riviere when you're in the hospital
>uh boss i wanna go to spain
FUCK OFF
>>64283331
>he declared for south sudan and not denmark
lol
>>64283250
can someone shoop a sunderland kit on the kid?
>>64283429
I didn't even sign Sisto, I went to Stoke who got him from PSG for only 7 million cause PSG didn't play him even once.
I think Denmark just didn't call him up quick enough and he got sick of waiting. This guy declared for fucking Albania instead of Germany cause they didn't call him up.
>sign player to coaching contract once hes out of contract with current team
>retires as a player
>contract disappears
>he now refuses to sign with me as a coach
Is there an FM court I can take him to? Fucking Adrian Mutu Romanian gypsy faggot
>>64283721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Mutu#Breach_of_contract_saga
Oh my god hes done it before in real life. This FM realism
>Dogshit 3rd choice injury prone GK left over from previous manager
>Can't sell him for anything and he benchwarms for 3 years failing to make a single appearance for me
>Joins average team in the same league as me on a free at the end of his contract
>Has 7 clean sheets in his first 8 appearances
>mfw
>>64283736
>On 21 November 2013, Mutu was barred from playing on the national team after he posted an image of manager Victor Piţurcă as Mr. Bean on Facebook.
Wohoho
>>64283721
Contracts for players switching over to being staff are buggy as fuck in 16. Have had a few work fine but been plenty that refuse to sign due to impending retirement from playing then refuse to sign as staff once their playing contract runs out. Had one exactly like you had. Had one sign a contract as staff so he immediately retired from playing then the very next day retired from football altogether.
Really does feel like its almost not worth trying to carry your players over into being staff on 16 which is annoying.
Imagine the amount of Australian shitposting if this were to actually happen in the World Cup Final
>>64283860
The scrappiest of world cup wins
Hey guy this is the first FM I bought so I'm very new to the game. I'm playing as Manchester United and I'm trying to bring in talented good players like Gotze and Reus, but they keep asking for ridiculous price tags like 150 million or more. Same with de Bruyne and Draxler. Clearly I must be doing something wrong with negotiations because I've seen transfers with much more realistic prices. Please help, thank you
>>64283949
The first thing you're doing wrong is managing united
>>64283949
Sometimes they just don't want to sell them to you.
>>64283987
That would make perfect sense to me but I've seen someone buy Gotze while managing united for 35 million... Even if that's the case, could you briefly explain how to complete a transfer successfully? All I'm doing now is making an enquiry and if they don't respond i send in an offer for their value. Then they decline and say hey give us 200 million
>>64283949
Do you think anyone could actually purchase Messi or Ronaldo unless either
>the player wants to move
>the club wishes to sell the player
The same basically goes for any top player, except for in specific cases.
That's what's happening here. There is no literal way for the AI to send you a message saying "He's not for sale you daft cunt." so they rely on setting stupidly high transfer demands to basically guarantee they get the better part of the sale tenfold.
Also there are several things in your post that I want to meme on, so now that I've answered you, I'm going to do that
>playing as united
what a fucking casual
>buying real players
jesus fuck dude the game plays itself when you start that rich
also
>draxler
>good
pick one
>>64284010
when they give you a ridiculous price it simply means they don't want to sell him
sometimes they do get sold because the team doesn't mind and they have other options
transfers in FM aren't set in stone (for the most part)
>>64284010
>I've seen someone buy Gotze while managing united for 35 million
>Every possible world develops 100% the same
>could you briefly explain how to complete a transfer successfully?
>make 4m offer
>they make a 35m counter offer
>make 6m, 4m over 12 months, and appearance/goal clauses offer
>they demand a 22m deal
>make a final submission exactly the same as my previous one
and either
>they accept
>discuss shit with player
or
>they don't accept
>player gets pissed because he's sick of me kicking their ass and he wants to join me
>he proceeds to not give a shit because he doesn't want to play for them anymore
>sign him in a year on a free
>tfw forced to pay $1.5m for an old, mediocre striker because the rest of my strikers are even worse and no one wants to join
>>64284252
>31
>old
so I don't want to suggest that makes it painfully obvious you've never done any llm
but it does
>>64284276
>he doesn't play youth in LLM
how boring
i bet you rely on pacey players too
>>64284350
I play youth when llm
but they're never on my team, always loans
players on my team have frequently been as old as mid 40s and still perform adequately.
I wasn't supposed to CTRL A
the world cup was over a year ago spamlad
>>64285170
what the fuck
>>64285170
Not sure if I should be satisfied
My qt regen
1,5 current, 4 pot
What should I do with him?
>>64285553
male model
i'd tutor him and turn him into an advanced forward
>>64285553
>flair higher than finishing
release on a free
>>64279869
Fucking ay
>>64283936
>Cünet Çakir
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't see any llm saves here, step it up guys
>>64287859
Where's yours cunt
>>64287859
Getting too old for that even though I have tons of beautiful memories from that.
hey lads, when i want to launch a new game, the version I have is 16.0.1. Any ideas how to "apply" 16.2?
>>64288321
Restarting Steam and let it finish the update usually do the trick.
>>64288359
I've done that already, to no avail. Would reinstalling the game or Steam change anything?
>>64288367
Yeah you could also do that. Be sure to verify the game cache before you uninstall though.
>>64288375
ok will do, cheers Holy
why is chelsea so fucking ridicilously imbalanced in this game
and yes i am fucking mad
before i do something i regret, do i need to make backups to savefiles before reinstalling either the game or Steam?
>>64288549
and logo/facepacks?
MOU HAS GONE
>tfw seeing my bro happily playing L4D2 I gave him last autumn sale
>tfw want to play it again but no more Kaz and Katie to play with
>>64288549
>>64288554
Nope. They're in separate folders in the Documents.
>>64289155
why would you play the shittier one
>>64289218
I got it for free during 2013 Christmas.
ripip Mou
>>64289257
but why would you play the shittier one when the better one is always like $5
>>64289468
L4D2 also has the 1st game campaigns so I don't see any reason to buy it.
>MOU
>>64289667
the whole theme changed, it's went from a survival horror game with action gameplay to a simple action game
everything in 2 is made of plastic, it just doesn't feel right
the special infected lost their 'specialness' when there is suddenly like 60 different kinds of them
adrenaline shots don't fit into the theme at all, at least not the first game
honestly I can't remember a whole lot about L4D2, I haven't played it in like 5 years but I remember just getting the 4x expert achievement and dumping it, which was not the case with L4D. Basically played the through l4d2 release, beat l4d2, and then went back to it.
Moe confirmed for mls miami
If you can't score whilst set to the contain mentality, your team is awful.
>>64285170
the fuck was this
>>64288031
At fc Winterthur f a m
>mfw Brenny at Chelsea
>mfw Monk at Chelsea
>>64290260
>tfw it's Moyes and Brodge as joint managers
Based Miles
>>64290363
>Hiddink and Ancelotti
So at this rate Mou will be back at Chelsea about 2020
>>64290363
So I guess it's "old faces, new chances" plan Chelsea have right now.
>you look tired and in need of a rest, so i'm giving you the next couple of weeks off
>thanks boss, i really needed it
>player has been selected for the Olympics and leaves in 2 days
is he gonna die? :<
>>64290592
RIP
Is Mourinho the richest manager now?
>>64291159
No because now he's not a manager.
>>64291234
Classic yd
morning lads
I hope chelsea hires Redknapp
If a winger has say 1 bravery, will he shy away from attempting to get past opponents?
>>64291303
He will shy away from showing up
>>64291303
He won't even make it out of the dressing room.
>>64291322
>>64291316
both my wingers have 1 bravery
>3-0 up against chokerkusen in 18 minutes
>pic related happens
this is a fucking joke
>>64291479
>Schalke
>>64291479
>the city of milan
>the city of spain
I wish I could set up fixtures on FMRTE/FMEL, so I can fix my craving for matches without having to start/relive a save.
Just load my good ol' tactics. Play a casual match against meme coaches.
Mimic the transfers from real life and dream a bit while the season doesn't start.
>>64291479
>the city of spain
>corinthians didn't get relegated
SI a shit
r8 my HG qt complete forward
>>64291978
>that decline in form
>>64291978
>CF
>jumping 8
nope
I'm so tired of these post match analysis cunts who say I should've won by a bigger margin. I won 2 nil and held them to 1 (One) shot. I played very well
Got Champ Man on Steam for like 80p last year and thought I'd take a break from FM to see the mess Champ Man has became.
Pretty shit game desu, the AI/3D Match Engine is so awful.
>>64292003
he's got 18 heading though m8
he get his chances
>>64292228
His heading is completely irrelevant, his jumping is 8, he is not a CF
Also just noticed his passing, would not even consider playing as a CF
>>64291978
His jumping reach/10
>>64292178
>Buying any previous FM than FM12
Are you drunk?
>>64292261
I've played two CF up front for so long that I just put him there as CF too. I don't really know what striker role combinations work out well. I'll try him as poacher.
>>64291479
Here's the championship table.
Also Schalke offered me a job. I would take it but it would ruin the entire point of the sim.
>>64292311
and where exactly is chorley?
>>64292342
In the 13th tier
>>64292266
>FM
m8 this is Champ Man, I've played every FM from 2005 onwards, I wouldn't rebuy an FM game.
I just wanted to see how the "other" side was like
Where were you when mou got the can
>>64293044
asleep on my couch
my phone rings, it's my brother Rob
"Mourhino got the sack"
"Good."
>>64293044
having a siesta in my hotel
phone rings, it's room service
"Lo echaron al Mou"
"Bien".
>>64293150
I'm just imagining you telling room service to call and wake you up if Mou got sacked
I have no idea why this keeps happening
>>64293094
>>64293150
I was in my bed reading j-bart's twitter
went to deadspin to confirm
>>64293177
It's something I would do tbqhwym8, I hate the guy
>>64293186
Homie in question
>>64293221
Congratz
lads I can't stop winning 1-0. i've won the first 4 league games 1-0.
Anyone have Grennys number lads? Wanna go drinking with him. Or Macca if he stops being so mean
>>64293475
I'm not even in the country
>>64293538
>>64293475
>>64293538
also why am i mean
what the fuck I posted and it's on the front page of /sp/ but no matter how many times i refresh it's not showing up in /trb/
>>64293475
>>64293538
why am i mean
>>64293630
>>64293583
there we go. What the fuck happened there /sp/. Get your shite together.
>>64293630
The site has been shit for me lately. The catalog will randomly stop working and sometimes the auto-refresh thing doesnt work.
>>64293630
y-youre just a bit grouchy sometimes lad
>>64293313
noice
>tfw drinking martini straight, listening to jamiroquai and tribbling on my own before going out
when did you realise your life was a big normie lie lads?
I dont liek pretending to be a normie lads, i prefered having normal 4chan feels as opposed to actually feeling things
>>64293658
it's just banter
>>64294026
thats what my abusive stepdad used to say
>>64294119
>ireland
>>64294124
>being from the home of the stereotypical abusive stepfather
>judging ireland where you get abused by your real father because how dare you get divorced
Are you an incarnation of an old trip or a new one?
>>64294025
>I dont liek pretending to be a normie lads
>pretending
you're past the point of pretending. you are a full blown norman
>>64294119
Well lad, just remember I'm always bantering. I don't hate anyone here. I don't shitpost enough to make enemies.
>>64294188
k-kenya bro no, pls
being a normie is a forced effort for everyone. i truly believe everyone is born autistic and some people are just raised well enough to hide it
>>64294200
ok macca :3 give me a shout when youre home la
What's the easiest MLS club to start as and win titles with?
>>64294219
>i truly believe everyone is born autistic and some people are just raised well enough to hide it
>>64294219
Just fuck off you normie cunt, you are literally modern /trb/ personified. Bring back the old days.
>>64294181
new trip lad
>Martinez
>>64294242
thnk mozzy. youre a doctor.
>>64294251
>le oldfag face
>>64294256
wew. kemmy or chilly? does orange julius still have his one one?
>>64294272
literally who?
>>64294286
I've been replying to you, scum
>>64294272
hi marquie
>>64294319
>>64294286
fuck it im gonna go slam assyer confusing the shit out of me. if its chilly or kem,i love yer american faces. cya fellow normies
>tfw captcha was taxis
pottery
since you guys didn't like my HG qt I'll show you my HG ugly fuck
>>64294351
Don't come back you normie ira cunt
>>64294351
fuck you
>>64294351
>>64294357
much better
>>64294357
all your players are ugly just like you
>>64294351
Fuck off cunt
>>64294403
jk you're beautful
love u
>>64294357
It's not that i didn't like him, he's a very good striker, just not a CF
pls understand bby ;_;
Please, in the name of all that is holy teach this lad to pass and DM/CM his ass
>>64294422
>using PA on new positions when it's not absolutely necessary
We have an outstanding CD here why do you want to fuck that
>>64294445
>new positions
nigga are you blind?
>>64294445
Look at his physicals and his mentals, he'd be wasted at CB really, also he can't jump high enough for a elite CB
He'd be a very very good one, but he'd be better suited for DM/CM, more at home, where he can be his true self
guess I should run away with the league now
that or go on to choke
>>64294449
>>64294476
It's still using PA to bump from competent to natural. You're also forgetting that he's 19 and has a ton of room to grow on the mentals, plus that bravery is pure CB. It'd be much easier to train up jumping than to bump passing into anything respectable
>>64294536
how's granit doing
>Striker with 32 goals in 28 app. out for 8 weeks
>>64294567
ruh roh
Gorodeya's pulling a bit of a Leicester right out of promotion
>>64294548
>182cm
No, it will never be good enough, it is literally impossible
Passing is easy to train, the amount of PA being used is negligible, worth the performance gain ten times over.
ton of potential to grow on the mentals is only reinforcing my point in that he really shouldn't be a CB
>that bravery is pure CB
>go back to see if i missed something
>it's 14
wowsospecial
If you think he would be better at CB than at either DM or CM you are quite simply retarded
(I have no problems with Butters playing him there should he have more use for a CB)
>1 shot on target
>>64294610
>actually convert 182cm
I recant everything
>>64294610
I'm currently using him as a CB but I like that he can play all three positions. Where he will end up playing the most will depend on how good my other CBs and CMs are.
I really appreciate ur comments on him
>>64294722 yours too
>>64279394
abrakadabra
might not be enough though
I was up 6 - 0 in a cup match and subbed my backup GK in at striker and he scored
>>64294351
>if its chilly or kem,i love yer american faces
now I feel like a cunt for beating them
not too much tho, had to avenge Kruoja :^)
