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>>64178644
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
Facepack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/yo0tgfgfh4e78fv/cutout_megapack_8.00.rar?dl=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605fY2RqTkI
forgot to update year sub-edition.
fuck it.
Plastic's don't know bout muh Midtjylland edition
>>64244626
/Qt/s edition
Hi
>>64244678
jesus that was painful to read on twitter.
>le who the fuck is Midget Land face
>>64244663
I don't know why female bodies gyrating is attractive to some people. I don't see the appeal.
>>64244683
Based.
Mou is kill
fuck sake Mahrez.
that was beautiful from start to finish.
fucking got DAYUM.
>>64244760
neither do i fambam
time for the big test
first leg away at FC Kolelyelalklaykephagen
3rd for football manager 2016
>>64244863
qt
>>64244942
i believe in you.
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>subbing Terry off
aweeee but this has been such a fantastic season for him!!
>>64244954
'yes'
>>64245000
Thank you sweet honduran ghost
here we go
I know I'm Real and all but jesus Sevilla, they just bent over and took it.
30 seconds in, 1 - 0 Kobenhaven
>>64245196
>three own goals by 12 minutes
jesus christ indeed
also, fuck this
>>64244174
hey, Poland, here are a few other teams that have really restrictive transfer policies. not sure if they're coded into FM the way Atletico are, but here they are anyhow:
>Barakaldo CF
Basque only players
>Deportivo Saprissa
Costa Ricans only
>>64245196
>I know I'm Real and all but
>I know I'm Real and all
>I know I'm Real
>I'm Real
>Real
>>64245259
Come to think of it, Aston Villa has a "sell all your best players and replace them with Rudy Gestede" kind of policy
>>64245277
They're my favorite team and I got bored of Swansea so I said fuck it I'll take the job for a couple of years before going to some shit tier team.
>>64245327
>This filthy foreigner doesn't even realise Rudy "The GOAT" Gestede is worth 50 mill
>>64245259
>Atletico
>>64245415
>AGAIN
FUCK
i had a half day today and have been drinking since noon. not the first time i've fucked what i've tried to say.
INTAKE
INTAKE
INATKE
I BELIEVE
Oh God,what happened to Hamburg
>get relegated to the 2.Bundesliga for the first time ever
>then get relegated to the 3.Liga
>sign me of all people
>Abdullah: Although I'm a Chelsea fan, I think maybe Chelsea deserve to get relegated to teach the team a lesson
>Abdullah
>"The team I support should be relegated"
>Plastics
>find a top tier player I could get for free
>wants 17k while I can offer max 8
Fuck, I forgot how it's like to be early in the game again
>>64245553
>HSV are not allowed to sign non-EU players
Why? League forbids it?
how bumped will leicester players get in the january update you reckon?
>>64245597
pretty sure that's the opposite of plastic m8
>>64245532
I can't believe I managed to pick up that away goal
>>64245615
they're already pretty bumped in the main release
>>64245747
can you post albrighton?
i know vardy and mahrez have been bumped but usually it's pretty kneejerk and they just get the star players
i haven't got FM16 yet
>>64245615
Bump for the foxes
>>64245724
I can.
>THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
is this really all he's been bumped
http://i.imgur.com/hCgq9hS.jpg
>only 13 finishing
>only 14 off the ball
if I manage to pick up this win I'm going to scream wavin flag out my window like I had won something in real life
>>64245889
Its still pretty good and I think you'd be far more outraged if they made him Messi tier
>>64245889
I fixed him myself before starting my save. You know, to make stuff more realistic.
>>64246031
>
>>64246031
>you could say I tweaked him
hi figo
>>64246031
wait a second now that i look a little closer
>all those att increases
>only 18 goals in fucking 45 appearances, and no goals in the cups
you're a shite manager
>>64246147
>scouting required
>>64246140
I don't tweak my own players. So technically I only make the game harder for myself
>>64246147
I'm not arsenal you dingus. Is the name blue? No? Then I'm not arsenal, am I?
>>64245889
EBJV
>CHELSHIT
Is Duvan Zapata an FM hero?
>>64246491
JUST GET MY HOPES UP
>Leicester just 6 points shy of their points total for the entire 14/15 season
>>64246491
15 points in 16 games is incredible.
>>64246491
Good lord. You've posted this webm millions of times and it gets me erry tiem
Heyo, what's this? Is this normal?
>mfw this is the manager that magaged to lose against faroe islands with greece
And here i was thinking Ranieri would be a joke for the rest of his life.
>>64246680
>fake crest on shirt
not sure if like
give farm team names
>>64246491
I'm back from bananaland just to ask you who the hell is her.
>>64246832
with the wrong trip doe
CHAT SHIT GET BEHEADED
>>64246807
Victoria Secretions
Bakersfield Doughboys
Savannah Dindunuthins
London Teethless
Hartford Attack
Memphis Grizzlies :^)
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>64246807
baltimore dindus
>>64247171
well? did you win?
absolutely heartbreaking.
theres always next year
>>64247429
>>64247469
RIP
better luck next time
>Chelsea literally are in danger of relegation
>Leicester literally are in the title race
And people say the premier league isn't the best league in the world
Too ez
>>64246832
wish i knew 4bh
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/13/pornstar-sara-tommasi-becomes-director-at-italian-football-club-marruvium-5562513/
>There are some career paths that make perfect sense and others that are just a bit random.
>Sara Tommasi’s professional life certainly falls into the latter category.
>Tommassi, 34, has made the bizarre jump from the adult film world to becoming a football director.
>Yes, that’s right. Tommasi is now on the board of an Italian football club.
>Italian amateur side Marruvium have hired the celebrity at the club, although her exact role is unclear.
>tfw she will never punish you for your poor performance as manager
>>64247632
>shit
>post
>>64246832
Phil Collins' daughter
>>64247714
>you will never fuck her in an airplane
>you'll never tell her you could feel her cumming in the air tonight
>>64247777
>you will never show her your quads
>>64247777
maybe not right now, but you can't hurry love
>>64247817
>>64247820
>there's more than one tribbler from Norway
>>64247777
>she will never tell you you're In Too Deep
>>64247878
>making a Sum 41 reference
>>64247893
>he doesn't know about genesis
>>64247777
>tfw you can't dance
>tfw you can't talk
>>64247919
>>64247893
Just a Misunderstanding
>>64247919
>Norwegian humour
>>64247984
no, it's an english rock band
however (fun fact) they could have ended up with a norwegian singer.
>>64248026
that fact was not fun
>>64247950
>being a stroke victim
sorry to hear
>>64248075
>being australian
sorry to hear
>>64248026
yeah I'm with indonesia here
>>64248044
that wasn't fun at all.
I miss Panama
>>64248205
>>64248221
>sweeper keeper
>attacking
only way to play keeper
>>64247632
>Sara Tommasi
great, now i have to do research on her body...of work.
>>64248307
desu I had a quick look and describing her as a "pornstar" seems playing it pretty fast and loose with that term. Seems she has modelled. gotten her tits out a few times and notoriously banged a few Italian celebs (and Berlusconi) and thats about it.
>>64248307
>>64248340
Oh apparently she has done one hardcore film according to wiki
>>64248340
yeah, that's what i;m finding now.
>>64248364
>>64248374
pornhub has a low quality version of her hardcore.
Looks and sounds like its from the 80s though. I'm not exactly a porn connoisseur but proper bad audio and direction.
>>64248439
>proper bad audio and direction
What else is there in porn.
I cant make butters in this shitty game ;_;
This is what I was wearing when Miles raped me
>>64248512
>only have 1 striker in first team
>no good reserves or regen strikers
>no strikers in the world wants to play for me
>>64248646
>>no strikers in the world wants to play for me
no
even back in the glory days of chimney corner it was possible to find players. you're not trying hard enough.
>>64248683
What he obviously means is
>no strikers in the world that could be good for my team/the league wants to play for me
>>64248512
>Adam_Lallana_against_Swansea.exe
>>64248683
no decent strikers wants to play for me.
>>64248725
Once again Indonesia is on point.
>>64248735
Sign only from your youth intake then you don't have to worry about transfers.
>>64248725
>>64248735
You're not scouting hard enough
You're not offering trials hard enough
You're not gambling on a half decent youth prospect (inside or outside your club) who might at least be able to perform a specific task as a poacher even though they may only be useful for a season or two.
There is ALWAYS someone you can find that will allow you not to be that short in a position.
>now managing Hamburg in third tier
>after getting rid of players who were good 3 years ago (Adler,Lasogga) and adjusting Transfer Budget i have a wage budget of 28 million per year and a Transfer Budget of 10 Million
>I sign Players who could play Bundesliga on a decent level.
If i fuck this up i'm really bad at this game.
I also tried to sign Rizzo (the guy who scored 5 goals in his second game for me when i was still at Sporting Gijon) but he got injured for 4 Months and i canceled it.
This Job could be a lot of fun.
Oh for fucking fuck's sake...
Getting 20 mill though. No idea why it says potentially 13,5 mill, as he has a release clause of 20.
>>64248791
why are Hamburg in 3rd tier though or do you mean St Pauli??????
>>64248791
>Hamburg
>third tier
n-no. they've never gone down from the Bundes. what happened?
>>64248804
No,HSV.
I have no idea how they managed to fuck up this bad but they actually play in the 3.Liga now.
>>64248792
wait you're playing for Feyenoord.
FEYENOORD
and you're complaining about not being able to attract a decent 2nd striker?
>the shitty of Gary Lineker
>>64248371
>tfw have to deal with sick relative these past few days
>tfw later on have to deal with a funeral
>tfw now I'm sick because of it
So how goes saves and live, lads? Hopefully everything is dandy.
>>64248854
>life
Glad to have a day off from work after 3 days spent on my feet
>save
Top of the league with a gap, about to be killed in my yearly trip to Paris in the CL. Already got a hotel penned in for next year's trip
>>64248845
Good wife banter desu
>>64248812
>tfw hope that never happens in real life
pls treat them well...
>>64248854
get well soon, HC!
>>64248854
Looking to push for a top half finish in the Irish Prem on the back on my hot as shit regen CBs. in my 3rd season after being promoted. Looking #good
>>64248735
>no decent strikers wants to play for me.
>>64248792
>Post shows he is managing Feyenoord
Dude you're not doing it right if you're struggling to find players at that level
>>64248886
>>64248927
Nice.
>>64248910
Thanks, Chill. Just post more qts. That's a perfect remedy to any ailments.
The Messi of goalkeepers. England's no.1 at the age of 20, but hasn't managed to displace Courtois yet.
>inb4 he gets under 25 games for the next 10 seasons
>>64248886
>nige has a job
oh god the world is ending
>>64248985
>>64248985
no problemo there.
>>64249009
It's only a part-time xmas job working in a toy store
>>64248982
Truth. Like do what actual Dutch clubs do and scout every part of Africa. Also Australia we have been sending a lot of our lads to the Ear division the last couple of years.
>>64249026
oh, okay
just a regional catastrophe then
>>64249009
>>64249022
Would scout and recruit for starting eleven/10
>>64248910
I'm not the biggest HSV Fan but i'll do my best.
>>64249026
Steal us one of those star wars dolls that nerds like
>mfw my pc will take 2 hours to copy the logos and faces from the FM14 folder to FM16's
any of you lads know the sites were you can buy prescription drugs?
>>64249049
Not seen any of them on the shop floor. I can do you a lego millennium falcon if you'd like. Got told about a scam used to get cheap lego stuff when being taught how to use the checkout
>>64249053
do you even have a ram
>>64249038
>Africa.
I don't think you are familiar with my transfer policy. My clubs are usually whiter than a hitler-jügend summer camp.
And I'm in my third season, when all the young promising players have found other clubs, or they've become deluded into thinking feyenoord is not worthy of their talent because they have a 72 overall ranking on fifa.
>>64249132
I'm using a laptop that I dont even remember when I bought, with Windows Vista, and that has both the screen and the keyboard broken so I had to plug in a screen and a keyboard to it.
I just hope it doesn't explode on me before streaming the bulls game later tonight
>>64249175
butters please get a new computer
you're being btfo by kenya
>>64249155
Scout everywhere. Seriously, if you can't find talent to join Feyenoord then you are doing something massively wrong
>>64249155
Well theres ya problem the game knows you're being racist and is punishing you
>>64249187
I dont think I'll buy one until this one dies tbqh
I'm saving for Interrail next summer
>>64249213
>until this one dies
it sounds like it died a long time ago and you're just raping it's corpse
>>64249175
NICE
>>64249199
true. Ireland/North Ireland's cost-for-talent level is very good. Dundalk or Cliftonville will sell players with potential to start for you in a couple of years for like €10k
>Work The Space
>so yeah I'm starting as this 7th tier Peruvian side
>15 videos later
>yeah the CL final is gonna be tough with our injuries but I reckon we can do it
>sign robert pires
>hes excited to play in the asian champions league
>only reason i signed him was because it makes me powerful to make a legend play for my second team
Poor delusional old fart
>>64249234
*Libertadores
fuck
>>64249253
>Copa Libertadores
>CL
It still works
>>64249238
Ah let him style in a game or two
How long have you lads been playing Football Manager? Since 1996 here (although granted it was called Championship Manager then). Worst thing is, I'm only 23.
>>64249336
2012
probably >4500 hours though
>>64249336
occasionally since 2013. I started with FIFA Manager.
Honestly I think I'm getting worse with time
Jokes on them, I was playing next goal wins
>dat Feyenorrd result in the bottom left
Joe would be dancing on the ceiling
>>64249291
Maybe in a cup
>>64245196
>Real
>>64249234
so obscure 18th division 3rd world nation to best club in the world has been done? Is there any original challenge still left?
My save is at fc Winterthur and my wage budget is fucked. Got promoted to the super league and cannot sign anyone.
What do?
>>64249336
Yeah about then
>tfw no qt young GOATnaldo
>>64249405
not really. Try the Hexagon - winning the local CL on every continent
but really if you've been playing for 3-4 years you've achieved a level of cheese mastery that will always bring success
>>64249414
Sell someone. Obviously.
>>64249435
>only CL
>Not every CL, continental cup, world cup and Olympics
>>64249468
Can't , most of my players are old and nobody wants them. Even good youth prospects get shit bids.
Challenge anyone itt to create a successful formation with a libero, where the libero has an average rating of 7.0.
(Hint: It is literally impossible).
>>64249480
can you actually do something with small national teams if you haven't boosted their regen rating?
>>64249336
Since 2010. Average of 1500 on each game, except FM15 because I had an older computer and didn't like the new UI.
>>64249504
It would be do-able, if you're taking a club in a small nation to win the CL then you'll have given the youth ranking a decent kickstart at least otherwise it would be almost impossible to get somewhere unless you suddenly had a GOAT sprout up you can use for the national team
>>64249503
Literally impossible without being 10 times better than every other team in the league.
>any player consistently getting a rating above 6.7 without scoring a goal or assist every game
>>64249558
yeah I meant without club involvement, just straight to the nationals
>>64249336
FM 2016 is the first one i'm really playing (a lot)
I grew up with the EA Football Managers and always had trouble getting into the SI ones.
>>64249574
Then you are fucked but you still have a nice pool of middle teams that you could try and do it with. Or you just go straight up easy street and win the world cup and olympics with Brazil
>>64249571
Defenders tend to do pretty well in clean sheets.
>>64249504
What do you mean by small nation?
I won the Champions League multiple times with Scotland but
>if you've been playing for 3-4 years you've achieved a level of cheese mastery that will always bring success
The thing is, if you are playing in a small nation, and especially after you've gotten good enough to get into the CL group stage consistently, you'll have dominated the league financially and you'll be using morale and form to boost your ability of upsets by multiples.
I think real challenge lies in restrictive transfer strategies on top of small club and big goal.
>>64249620
Only if the team isn't dominating. They wind up with 6.7~ if your side has over 55% possession and a better than 4:1 shots ratio.
Is 2016 worth £23 lads?
what scouting assignments should I do for the Conference N/S? Once chief scout and two others.
I should go manage in mongolia
>>64249763
I'd say yes absolutely. The changes aren't colossal but there are tens of great quality of life improvements
>>64249763
if you can stand regen faces
>>64249775
stealing league1/championship players for loans
fuck scouting anyone else
>>64249775
yeah thats good. always have as many as possible IMO to do get multiple opinions
>>64249763
>Play the demo
>Decide for yourself
Method confirmed 10000 times more reliable than asking strangers on the internet to decide for you what you (another stranger) will enjoy and if it is worth an amount of money that may or may not be a significant sum to you.
>>64249813
right but I'm wondering whether to focus on the league or the nation or some other league or specific positions etc. I don't particularly need anyone right now but I was wondering how /trb/ sets up their scouting
>>64249797
true only focus on loans until in 3rd div
I drew Zurich in the Europa
are they good?
>>64249855
>>64249797
ok, noted
>>64249763
Depends where you're buying it from
>>64249763
Only 23 of the Queen's British Pound Sterling? Where'd you get it so cheap?
And yes, I'd say it's worth it.
>>64249871
Better than any club in Gibraltar, yes.
>>64249871
Who are you playing as? What year? Do you have their league loaded? How big of a database?
nice
on other news joachim low just fucked up and choked the title to dortmund,therefore ruining the 3y title run i had with leverkusen
>tfw you have a future goat cooking
>>64249881
What do you mean by this?
>>64249913
Well, I beat The New Saints out of Wales and the champ of Georgia in the champions league quals, maybe we won't embarrass ourselves this time around like against the danes.
>>64249957
I'm playing as Europa Point, it's 2018, no, and medium
>>64250035
>beat The New Saints out of Wales
Did you play at their own ground though? Cause that's actually in England
>>64250035
Okay that will be tough then, yes. Much better than either of those teams, a little better than the best of the Danish sides.
If they are mostly grey-faces, then it'll be tougher because, generally, the generic players are slightly better than the players Swiss teams would generate normally.
>>64250071
Yes, and I did not know they played in england. I meant out of as in "from the welsh prem"
>>64250128
Holy shit I am going to be run off the pitch
>tfw using overload as starting mentality since I started the save
>tfw incredible success domestically
>tfw don't know how to play defensively with this squad
>>64249981
ugly as fuck tbqhwym8
which one do I sign/do I sign both?
scouts say sign whatever the price
>>64249336
2000/01
that based Seria A and Lazio squad.
>>64250273
#2 obviously
>>64250169
Play 5 at the back and work on set pieces.
>>64250193
He might look like Shrek's less attractive inbred cousin, but that's not stopping every big club out there from wanting to be impregnated by him.
Happy 20th anniversary of the Bosman ruling guys. This should be a /trb/ national holiday desu
>>64250374
For International Bosman Day everybody celebrate and sign a Belgian player for your Reunion Premier League club.
>>64250430
Or beat your girlfriend and get a year in jail
>Playing in hue league
>Enemy team fouls my guy directly outside
>"He's warned by the referee"
>Next free kick happens
>win a penalty, defender gets straight red
This league is hilarious
What goes up
>>64250796
>Enemy team
>>64250817
Who's the best player in the world in 2057 la?
>>64250883
Won 3 out of the last 6 inflatable doors, finished 2nd the other 3 times
>>64251068
>German Turk with potential Jewish ancestry
Good stuff.
rate my tactic lads.
It's the CL play-off
>when your semi-pro goalkeeper can't be assed buying new boots
>>64251124
We actually did it. Holy shit I thought we were fucked from the moment we drew Spuds.
Fuck
>>64251211
>that familiar scoreline
>>64251211
Ya got the away goal good work m8
>>64251245
>>64251245
>The old familiar sting
>>64251187
Feyenoord are a better team than Spuds
>>64251245
At least this time around I had possession and more than 3 shots
>>64251292
If you look at them player-for-player, no.
If you consider Feyenoord's manager being a tactical genius, yes
Miles is with me today it seems. I should manage to progress from this.
>>64251411
>Celtic in the group stage of CL
confirmed for unrealistic
>>64251446
>implying UEFA didn't listen to Ronny and give Scotland a direct to groups spot
>>64251446
They had an easy draw
>Dirtmund
Just had two red cards and a penalty given against me in the same sequence, the opposition converted the penalty and then scored from the kick-off after my defender lost the ball when it was passed back to him.
Fuck this stupid game
Got my star shadow striker back just in time for leg 2
>>64251618
>having players with low composure and argues with officials
>>64251645
>argues with officials
Whenever I add myself into the game, I always give myself this trait.
>>64251618
>Just had two red cards and a penalty given against me in the same sequence,
Any excuse to post this
>>64251780
>uefalona
>>64251780
lel I wonder what their formation was looking like at the end
>>64251780
>five missed penalties by one side alone
Those were the days. What the fuck, SI.
Also I don't think I've seen a penalty miss in 2 seasons. Last time was in a penalty shoot out
>realism
(Cautiously) I believe that we will
>>64251916
well did you
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
>>64252052
Congratulations now win the whole fucking thing
>>64252031
>>64252052
Let's get this shit started
>>64252105
My condolences
Good lord I couldn't have choked harder than that if I had meant to
>>64252105
>posting mid game
what did you expect
>>64252105
Mate, I... I'm so sorry for you
>>64252105
>posting mid-game
Never do that.
>>64252297
I'm sort of proud I managed to make it that close. After we went up 3-1 I changed tactical mentality and I'm going to blame it on that.
>>64252256
Nice work @ QPR btw
>>64252319
yeah...
>>64252437
I think I got a son in the intake and somehow SI gave it to you
I've had a coach that's failed to get his continental pro licence for about 3 years now, I keep getting messages about him getting more time to complete it because he's struggling. About a year back it said he failed it for good, soon after that my board sent him on a new course paid for by the club. The only realistic thing here is that he's black.
>>64252501
I wish I could pick him up, but he simply won't even let me offer to overpay him
I pried a U18 QPR player away once. Still on my squad to this day
>>64252575
post butters pls
>>64252601
will update once scouted
>>64252651
ty m8
>finishing 16
im the goat
>>64252687
Thats why I tried so hard to get him to listen to me about a contract. I've got a decent amount of money and he would be a guaranteed star here.
I got a striker from conference last season and he ended up having 31 goals in 33 appearances
I'm having issues with player happiness. It says they aren't getting enough attention during tactical training. how do I fix that?
>>64252892
With love, Harry. Love.
>>64252892
get another tactical coach genius
>>64252917
RIP first dumbledore
(I love harry potter. I've got a dark mark tatted on my arm)
>>64252105
>>64252955
I've got a single malt from the isle of skye ive been meaning to crack open
>>64252950
did-we-just-become-best-friends.meme
>Deadline day madness
>have shitty CB for sale
>get an offer, fairly good offer
>accept
>realise I just sold my slightly less shitty cb instead of the shitty one
>no worry, I have an argentine regen lined up
>accept the deal to sell slightly less shitty cb
>hit space bar
>argentine faggot chose another club
>2 hours remaining, full panic mode engaged
>>64253050
Fucking argentines can't be trusted
>>64253050
>>64252950
>best friends
>implying not death eaters
>>64253108
Death Eaters can't have friends?
>>64253144
Sure they can. They probably even have bowling teams and would've shitposted on /tv/ if they were around today. Just like normal people.
>>64253231
I'm more the type of death eater to shitpost on /mu/
>3ish years ago
>pottermore comes out
>finally an official sorting quiz that isn't obvious to rig!
>get Slytherin
>>64253281
Anything but hufflepuff amiright.
No but seriously, Gryffindor would suit me best
What are you nerds even talking about
>>64253492
Haha yeah, Hufflepuff sucks.
Nice house btw
>>64253523
Harry Potter. Try to keep up.
Rate my transfer window
>>64253593
Is Bony that talented? I've seen him posted lots
>>64253630
I thought he was okay, nothing more than that. Bought him for 10, so had no problems selling him again.
>>64253646
TFW no budget
>Tenerife have won one of their last zero games in the league
I'm gonna try to bring him in on loan
>dominate domestically
>get shit on continentally
>>64254360
git gud m8
>>64254498
;_;
I just got my first ever agent offer
>>64254498
gonna go to bed on that high note.
also it's 5:23 am and I have stuff that needs doing tomorrow
>>64254614
goodnight friendo
>when you do a smash & grab at home against a valiant weaker team with a penalty from a blatant dive and then you park the bus for 60 minutes
>>64255456
How Italian
I gotta turn in soon. Tomorrow I've got a full day off so I can drink that single malt and play FM all day
I HIGHLY recommend Liam Prynn for anyone managing in a lower league
Lad can't stop scoring
>>64256851
pornographic
>>64256851
>Poop Guardiola Barcelona
>>64203699
Well I've already been sacked so first post ending in an even number choses who I manage on my next flight in a few days
>>64258182
pro vercelli
Whats your record for yellows/red cards in a season lads?
>tfw 138 yellows and 9 reds in 1 season
>tfw half of team is constantly banned
How much would you pay? World class potential, going to tutor him and will probably get a fair share of appearances in the first team from the get go
>>64258267
>>64258182
Hobro
Is 16 worth the money?
>potential to be one of the best players of his generation
>
>download 'legit' crack
>names are all shit
:(
>>64258674
Auto-ban for asking this when?
Play the demo and find out, Gustaf
7.5m
>>64258800
B
U
Y
I
T
>>64258800
>he's too retarded to figure out how to fix that
>he doesn't know it takes 5 minutes
Buy the game.
>>64259018
instead of being a faggot you could provide some help
>>64259093
>instead of being a faggot you could provide some help
Officially list of things you don't post in /trb/:
1. is (new version) worth it?
2. >>>>>/vg/
3. (anything involving pirating)
4. real madrid or barcelona
xande silva tbfh lads
hey guys whose up
>>64259520
My hopes for progressing from the group stage is
>>64259520
The americans should be. It's midday over there
>win 5-2
>this shot count
feels good bro.
>>64259018
>not even a semi-prof dev group can fix that
>some nigger tells he can
>refuses to provide proof
top kek
>>64259564
No it's not.
Check your facts.
It's 9.43 on the east cost.
Fuck's wrong with you?
>>64259561
I would be worried about Atletico. Make sure you don't drop points to leltic and Zenit
>>64259587
Shit you're right. For some reason I thought the east coast was 5 hours behind Kenya.
>>64259589
I have Zenit at home and Celtic away and home left. I can't see how I should manage to fuck this up. Three points at home against Celtic shouldn't be a problem. Then I'd only need to pick some points here and there in the other games and we're golden.
>tictacs aren't working
>GOAT keeper and striker are cripples
>chances of europe slipping away
J U S T
U
S
T
>>64259587
>>64259589
its 7AM on the west coast 9 central. so good morning.
I just don't know what to do with these cocksuckers anymore
Last game we played vs Tottenham, we dominate, go up 1-0 and Spurs score 2 goals (one own goal) in the final 5 minutes. Same fucking story here
There is not one important game we haven't chocked
Every single fucking time
"Enjoys big games" my fucking ass. Fuck this team
ramgoat is one of us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLLmHYSHP4o
>>64259916
>Steven Taylor
>>64259966
I wish I could replace him but you have no idea how overpriced decent CBs are in my save
>>64260006
Wheel and deal, friendo. Wheel and deal
>>64253593
>>64259576
go beat up immigrants until one of them shows you how lorenzo
and then fuck off and realize this isn't pirate help desk, no one here is going to spoonfeed your ass a fully functional crack
>>64260060
Literally whos desu
And I can't "wheel and deal" when they ask $40m MINIMUM for pic related
>>64260136
give a kid a chance
UEFA pls
>>64259744
How is Armenia? That save looks tough
>most gifted to come through youth in recent years
>only 3PA
Better than nothing I guess
>>64259561
pics of current squad pls
good job btw :)>>64260136
>>64260136
>trying to wheel and deal a 28yo
>Blatter sends letter to all 209 football associations proclaiming his innocence
>>64244683
Reposted, reported and raped.
>>64260380
>can't get rid of Anass AllahuAkbar no matter what I do
>>64260136
maybe it's Kiev the problem? Check little teams maybe?
>>64260500
friendly reminder to keep feyenoord dutch
and post mathijs de boer pls
>>64260539
>keep feyenoord dutch
How does this make you feel?
>>64260408
>Never accept any Monet which you have not earned
Kek'd
>>64260539
>Keep Feyenoord Dutch
>win trophies with Feyenoord
Choose one.
Also, apparently everyone on Germany is rather a 8/10 (or better) qt or a 2/10.
>>64260539
I knew you'd say that. But we had to choose between winning or remaning dutch.
I do try though, and have a lot of youth on their way up. This is just the transitional period, where instant results are more important than club integrity.
>>64260580
>Monet
How do you earn yourself a Monet?
>>64260539
>tfw cruising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf73xqZvk6k
>>64260617
By winning the CL, something Norwegian clubs will never understand :^)
>Luch-Energiya Vladivostok failing (as of last week) to pay over 100 playing staff a total of over half a million US dollars.
>The league’s easternmost side have crept out of the relegation zone after coming from behind to beat rock-bottom FC KAMAZ Naberezhnye Chelny in front of just 460 spectators, thereby ending a horrific run that had seen them pick up just two points and six goals from eleven games.
United refuse to sell me this motherfucker
>>64260750
The player has no interest in joining anyway
>>64260770
He will have when I offer him 40k a week.
Worst thing is, I could probably have snatched him from NEC myself, if only my scouts weren't retarded.
>>64260810
>40k/w
>for this
why
>implying he'll allow you to make any kind of offer
>>64260810
>paying a 17y/o poacher 40k p/w
>>64260857
Because in 2 years that kid is scoring 30+ goals in eredivise, and then someone would pay me 25 mill for him.
But nah, I'm not gonna get him, so it's all hypothetical.
>>64260868
Advanced forward, amigo. Best kind of strikers there are.
>>64260880
>AF
>shit passing
>shitty aerials
>9 strength
off yourself my man
>>64260880
>eredivisie
>30 goals
>an achievement
>an achievement worth 40k/w at that
What the fuck man, just sign some South american kid's release clause of 500k and let him loose
>>64260810
I should have clearified that 40k was a metaphorical number i pulled out my ass, as there is no way I'd be allowed to actually pay him 40k.
>>64260928
>metaphorical
Just admit that you really want that boipucci
>>64260954
I really want that boipucci desu senpai
>>64260990
norway more like moregay
>>64260990
You could have mine for 35k/w
>>64260408
>always pay off your debts
Hope the Greek FA got their copy
>>64261070
accidentally sent to the presidential mansion instead of the FA
>>64261091
>accidentally
>>64260408
>Suspended Fifa president Sepp Blatter has compared the investigation into ethics charges against him to "the Inquisition".
>>64261070
>tfw the investigation shows that the German FA has >accidentally given an envelope full of money to the Greek FA
Afternoon lads!
>>64261703
I don't appreciate you using that tone of voice with me
>>64261712
A f-friendly one?
>>64261712
See you in training then.
Is there a better feeling than a sub scoring a winning goal?
I haven't been able to launch FM16 in 3 weeks.
I always get the error:
The Steam servers are too busy to handle your request for Football Manager 2016. Error Code (55)
I've tried reinstalling the game, reinstalling steam, launching in tcp mode, launching with antivirus and firewall turned off, verifying integrity of cache, manually installing directX, and nothing is working.
Anyone had this issue before/know how to fix it?
>>64261719
I guess that is good enough
See you later, I'm sure you'll want me for something else soon
OP newgens starting to show up
>>64261739
Poaching regens from rivals and then letting them rot
>>64261746
>he has an antivirus
I don't know how to solve your problem since the only time I get a steam server error is when I'm relaunching the game just before it closes.
But I wanted to shitpost you using an antivirus.
>>64261819
only antivirus I use is windows defender
>>64261748
Heh.
>>64261845
thats even worse tbhwyf
Reminds me of the /g/ no av idiots who infected half of the board with trojans after making their own ftp.
>>64261746
Quick google shows it happens with a bunch of games on Steam with the most common fix being to opt out of using beta versions of steam if you have opted in to that.
>>64261888
>That's even worse
What should I use then, Mr Trips?
>>64261703
M'evning
whatever I do, I can't beat ajax.
>>64261931
avast with settings tweaked
>>64261935
Do you do the "take revenge" team talks? those help me quite a bit against sides I've got no business even coming close to defeating
>>64261935
it's your tictacs
>>64261952
>avast
hang yourself
>>64261902
>downloading random shit from 4chan
you asked for it
>>64261952
>Avast
Are you drunk?
Anyone with FM2016 who has access to the Singaporan S-League at the moment?
Have Woodlands Wellington and Hougang merged in the game yet? Should have kept Hougang's name.
I'm asking since I'm exchanging to Singapore in the Fall of 2016, and Woodlands used to be my fave team. At the same time, I want an up to date league, so if this change has been implemented in 2016 I'll upgrade from 2014.
>>64262002
>>64261975
yes, started drinking at 11 am
>>64261952
Yeah and they get all fired up and shit, but we conceeded 2 direct freekicks this game.
>>64261958
No, it's Miles, and you know it.
>>64262022
>11am
Things that bad?
I just got fm 16. Haven't really looked into it, nor have I kept up with these endless threads. Thus, I am not really up to date on the cheese department. Any players I should look into? Any staff? Keep in mind my transfer budget is around £10 M.
Cheers la
>>64262044
You're going to have to tell me what club you are first you dingus.
But get Ajer
>>64262036
Work on your setpieces
>>64262039
Good, actually! I had a half day at work and I had a nice scotch waiting for me
>>64262123
I'm sure game mechanics would improve that, but can you explain how you realisticly would train to prevent some Juninho-tier freekick specialist from scoring free kicks against you?
>>64262164
I had a huge issue with conceding on setpieces myself and I just had my match prep set to def. set pieces and more match training for a 7-8 matches and it doesn't happen anymore
I have to say I'm not liking FM16 so far tbqhwyg, I might go back to 14
>>64262077
I actually went and did it. I picked memehampton
>>64262271
>Manage cheesehampton
>Was asking where to sign cheese
Just wait a few seasons
>>64260339
If you're still about anon, it's fun, but the lack of good players gets annoying. Plus Pyunik dominate the league and have all the Armenian GOATs, so they're hard to stop.
'no'
>>64262383
fucking phil
>drawcelona
>>64262485
why does number 6 have a ECC qual spot?
>>64262531
>age axe
>>64262576
pfffffft
>>64262211
Butters, you should have come to Germany instead of Italy some months ago, literally full of qts. Literally more than in Brazil (and they are better than brazilian qts)
>>64262383
>ManUre doing a >Schalke
>>64262601
except there are no place on earth with more qts per capita than the canary islands m8
Next summer I'll go to germany for a few days anyway so I'll see for myself
>>64262648
butters, have you ever been to Gibraltar? what's it like?
>>64262164
don't give up freekicks
>>64262211
play 15
much better than 14
>>64262648
butters i appreciate all the work you do on /gif/
>>64262684
I've been to Andalusia but never near that area. I've heard its pretty nice, but that there is nothing worth seeing around there except for the rock and some beaches.
Based Contain
We parking the bus all the way to the World Cup
>>64262714
Thank you m8
I dont think I've ever posted anything on /gif/ though.
>>64262648
If I wasn't a 4/10 Asian beta I would go to the Canary Islands then, but life is not good for everyone.
>>64262698
>don't give up on freekicks
B-but how? It's impossible to score from freekicks
>>64262719
Have you been to Portugal? If you are going one day, go to Penafiel, my grandparents were born there.
>>64262719
It looks like a nice place from the pictures I've seen.
>>64262755
I went once to portugal when I was a kid, I barely remember anything sadly.
also Futebol Clube Penafiel has an amazing crest tbqh
>>64262807
that is one of the best crests I've ever seen
>>64244663
why are Asians so bad at being sexy?
the harder they try the more ridiculous it gets.
>>64262840
Because we don't look sexy in general, it's hard to find a good looking asian tßh. We have a lot of competition.
>>64262732
I don't think I've ever seen you manage in a normal country
>>64262807
>no cross on crown
Man U
Man C
Arsenal
Barca
Real
Atletico
Juve
Fiorentina
Zenit
PSG
Monaco
Bayern Munich
Dortmund
Ajax
Porto
PSV
Benfica
Sevilla
Galatasary
I need one more team for this test league. I'm going to balance the finances and facilities and players. gib 1 team pls
>>64263066
Big Bullets
>>64263066
chorley
>>64263078
Noice. Thanks
>>64263087
I'll remove Galatasary for Chorley
>>64263066
Inter/Liverpool/Valencia/Corinthians
or toss in some amateur team just for the laughs
>>64263066
Varhaug Idrettslag
won the group.
I knew I was lucky with the draw, but still, this is impressive
>pathetico
>>64263110
>>64263193
Since I'm going to balance everything anyways, I don't see why I have to put big name clubs. I'll remove the less important ones to add these. Thanks.
>>64262755
>>don't give up on freekicks
your english is impeccable m8
(hint: that's not what I said)
>Heskey scoring his first goal since 26th December 2014
>>64263233
>your english is impeccable
>Americans use your in place of you're
I need to remember not to reply to American posters that are not tripfags
>>64261739
A sub scoring the two winning goals?
>>64263229
Oh god yes.
are you going to add players to the teams as well?
>>64263343
>HSV
>3. Liga
B-but how?
>>64261739
The first time she tells you she loves you.
The date was the sixteenth of February 2010. I remember that, because United won 2-3 at san Siro that evening.
but sub scoring winning goal is a strong second.
>scores two OGs in a CL final
>6.5
>seems composed
>>64263466
fucking normie
>>64263394
I was going to use fake players, balance everything, and then sim forward a season. Is that what you mean?
Or are you under the impression that I'd put players like Messi on amateur clubs? I could do that too.
>>64263327
>you are english is impeccable
you're retarded
>>64263476
Thought you might create some players of your own.
>>64263514
Oh, no. Kem and Macca are the ones that like putting in all that work. I'm too lazy for that.
>>64263532
>implying I like the work
i've made two fun things ever.
How beat Flamengo?
>>64263466
Why did you have to bring up these feels
>>64263300
>Heskey was in the English 2010 World Cup squad
>>64263620
Sorry, didn't know you were an AC Milan supporter.
>>64263637
Wrong feels
>Vitesse
What kind of music do you guys listen to while playing? I've got Pavement on right now
(also if any of you are RYM or lastfm users lets be friends)
>>64263932
I've got football on the radio on
>>64263932
I use last fm.
Hope you can guess my username.
>>64263932
Generally the TV or Netflix, but I've had this song stuck in my head for the last few days so it's close enough.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG57taic7PU
>>64263985
I can't
add me @ goodbyesaferide
>>64263999
nice trips, okayish song.
Based as fuck Tom Ince
>>64264067
Thanks you too
>>64263932
Stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L0Zga1eZI
>>64263932
"Lost but won" by Hans Zimmer for hard games.
And then a playlist starts and I usually just let it go on for a few hours
>>64263932
Hard bop of course
>tfw all this big bux and no one good wants to join
>>64264048
>he can't guess my username
>>64264315
Stapler
There's an academy in Qatar that buys African players and naturalizes them to play for the National Team. I activated it by putting in the second league and they just bought a bunch of Europeans and the first signing was an Israeli-American player
So much for realness
Lewis Dunk really hates London
>>64264355
Try giving them an African DoF that prefers to sign players from his own country?
>>64264384
Long-term it probably wouldn't be a great solution. The team is limited to U21 and I have all of Africa activated so in the long run they probably will end up with a decent amount of Africans
In the past I set the country to be in Senegal and the city to be in South Africa and it would give regens from those two
>>64264381
>mfw brighton go the whole season unbeaten and finish 3rd
>>64264443
Reckon Boro will end their unbeaten run desu
>>64264048
how the fuck do you add people
i only see follow
haven't actually checked the website in like a year and this new UI is shit
>>64264443
better hope they get promoted, you might have Pride Park but Brighton would still be the first to go up when the EPL's supposed to take in one LGBT-friendly team per anum
>>64264470
A 0-0 draw would be wonderful
>>64264493
>Pride Park
It's now the iPro
>>64264515
even gayer
>>64264488
following is adding now I think. Yeah they really fucked the UI a few months back
>>64264542
sent you a pm
>>64264558
Compatibility: Very Low
heh
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/ten-incontrovertible-truths-anyone-who-has-played-football-manag/
this is a pretty good article if it hasn't been posted already
"There are far too many examples to go into them all of players who were superstars in Football Manager before they made it to those heights in real life.
But perhaps the best story concerns Alex McLeish, whose son, a keen FM player, told him to sign a then little-known 16-year-old Argentine by the name of Leo Messi for Glasgow Rangers. McLeish laughed and patted his son on the head.
Whatever happened to Messi, by the way?"
>>64264608
Welcome to 2011
>>64264608
>Unironically quoting the most derided FM "fact"
>implying /trb/ hasn't debunked it before
I actually like SI and Miles but that story is horseshit and I wish they would stop forcing it.
>>64264586
>you
>16,238 total scrobbles
>single highest on one album: 278
>single highest by one artist: 1,375
>single highest track: 35
>me
>38,023 total scrobbles
>single highest on one album: 2,647
>single highest by one artist: 3,103
>single highest track: 315
nice
>>64264608
>At the start of every game you'll sign the same two or three players for peanuts and watch smugly as their value soars
>being a fucking cheese casual
>>64264608
>Argentine by the name of Leo Messi
I could have sworn he was from Cameroon.
>>64264631
>>64264636
>>64264655
>>64264690
Well shit, I feel dumb now
>>64264652
I also started scrobbling in January of this year lad
The telegraph has great headlines desu
"Robert Dyas's terrible Christmas ad: gay people need representation, but not like this "
>>64264710
I'm comparing differences in listening habits. You clearly have a much larger library (even though there is a huge gap between your first artist and others), and prefer to listen to different things more frequently.
I have no issue listening to the same album on loop for months.
In fact most of the scrobbles of my top song happened on repeat while I was laying in a friends dorm room waiting for him to finish his classes.
>>64264748
Ah I see, that makes more sense.
Yeah my library is over 100 GB.
Can't top AnCo though.
I've got about 20 albums that stay in heavy rotation but I frequently jump around
>>64264775
I'm only at ~11gb, I'll listen to anything once but a lot doesn't stay beyond that.
>>64264790
listen to Gomba Reject Ward Japan by Five Starcle Men. I promise you'll love it. It was recorded by these two guys who were so high on cough syrup during the recording they thought there were five people in the band and that 3 of them were aliens.
>tfw bitter rivals only beat the drop by one point last season
>tfw 5 - 0 - 0 this season
>>64264844
really not my thing
>that one player that gets stressed out when told not to get complacent
>>64264980
your standard poacher really
>>64264980
get him on some composure training and you're golden.
Based Torino
>>64265241
>tfw Juvewinslol never took hold in my save
4 in 6 years is the best they did once
>>64264981
i know how you feel
This is the place where Joe's dreams die
plz no tier:
Barclona
Man City
Okay tier:
Atletico
Leverkusen
Benfica
Fuck yes tier:
Galatasaray
Basel tier:
Basel
>>64265786
Forgot that I couldn't get atletico since we were in the same group.
currently 25% chance to get barcelona
>>64265786
>no mailand
you're waifu is shit
>>64265807
It wasn't even 25%, it was 20! 20 fuckin percent chance!
>>64265812
She's doing well in the league but fucked up in against Kobenhavn
>>64265830
lewb up
also, wrong pronoun, game clearly referred to him as a "he"
>>64265830
>fucking up against Kobenhavn
How'd you manage that?
>>64265861
To be fair, it could have been much worse.
>not getting your players to go in hard on every challenge
>>64266491
how do nige
Please wait for a moment.
>>64265861
No idea, shouldn't be possible. She lost 1-3 at home somehow. It's typical scandinavian team to always get one really good game in the CL and suck in the rest though.
>>64265848
The game can suck Lisa's non-existing virtual dick
>>64266509
w-what?
New thread: >>64266532
New thread: >>64266532
New thread: >>64266532
New thread: >>64266532
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>>64266508
Hard tackling
Hassle them
Dive in
It gets results
>>64266511
>typical to get one really good game
Unfortunately for me it seems all the other Danish clubs are shit in europe
>tfw your gamble paid off
Playing at City and lose 2-1. 2 penalties given to them,
>Visiting fans won't be happy with the referees performance as he was more biased towards the home team with his calls
>4.8 rating
