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KFC™ BBL™ Edition.
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Hi
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>>64264216
>404'd due to inactivity
>last post was only 50 minutes ago

what sports event/s is/are happening for /sp/ to be moving this quickly?
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>>64264293

Windies booted out and Ireland test team when?

>>64264312

There was already a thread? Can't have gone already surely.
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>>64264396

>Wanting to be from a country that doesn't enjoy a cheeky test series
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>>64264332
nevermind I just realised that the mod auto-saged /cric/ again
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Shane Watson is "literally" on suicide watch
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>>64264332
>Windies booted out and Ireland test team when?
You just exposed yourself as a seething casual

The Windies aren't even the worst test playing nation right now. All this knee jerk reactionism is embarrassing
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>>64264440
literally why, it was actually on topic
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I FUCKING LOVE CRICKET
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nice poomunity
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>Khawaja isn't going to play the first based bash league game

Fuck me lads, I thought his injury wasn't that bad? Do muslims have the bodies of 80 year old men?
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yfw BBL is an actual "thing" now
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>The Big Based League LITERALLY starts tomorrow
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>>64267338
>the paki STILL hasn't made a team
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Who /blizzard/ here?
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>>64267684

NERD
E
R
D
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>>64267684
Goosey what's going on lad
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>>64264440
And you faggots called for more moderation here so I would get banned.

This is ultimately the problem with our society. The weak are too lazy to protect themselves, so they establish an order for other weak people to 'watch over' us. The result is you get police on a power trip trying to take down anyone more successful in life than they are.
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Why did England take so long to call up Taylor?Did they fall for KP's manlet meme?

He's looked great in every game I've seen and miles ahead of Bell and Buttler
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What does VVS stand for?
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/cric/ is fucking terrible 2bh
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>>64269126
very very shit
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>tfw meme20 has killed test Cricket
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>>64269522
>test cricket was worth being kept alive

I like test cricket for touring other countries and a day out, but t20 really is more exciting and relevant
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>>64268144

t. a criminal "literally" on the run from the police and living in exile in a 3rd world shithole
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>>64269547
>this flag
>this post

makes sense

T20 cricket is deprived of any of the subtleties of test cricket. Because it's 10% of the length of a test game, you lose the entire psychological aspect of the game and it just turns into a boring slogfest without any technique or tension.

It's alright to watch every now and then, but it's objectively the inferior version of the sport.
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$100 on Sydney Green to have the higher opening partnership lads
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Just got out of the nut ward lads
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>>64269758
going to make a thread counter for the big bash lad?
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>>64269770
Maybe, if more than 1 person supports it then sure
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>>64269717

stupid bet because 6ers have a decent opening pair in Lumb & Maddinson. That type of bet is basically just down to pure luck anyway.

just put your $100 on Green Sydney winning. Its value @ 2.37
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>>64269643
Listen I get it, there's a one team monopoly on test cricket, that's why you like it so much, it's the same logic as MLB or NFL calling a team world champions. I like test for when I'm doing something else/trying to get to sleep and want something to look at every few minutes, but when it comes to entertainment, nobody beats IPL?
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>>64269828
>there's a one team monopoly on test cricket
huh
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Watto on suicide watch

http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/big-bash/sydney-thunder-batsman-andre-russell-hits-shane-watson-out-of-spotless-stadium-20151216-glopes.html
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>>64269811
>decent
>lumb


Green Sydney's bowling is too shit for $2.10 which is what the app is telling me. @$2.37 I probably would go h2h
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>>64269881
Good URL bruv.
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>>64269843
test cricket is about as competitive as international basketball
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>>64269828
>IPL

I realise this is likely bait but you've got to be kidding me. The BBL is LITERALLY better than the IPL.

IPL has rampant match/spotfixing. The rosters completely change literally every 2 years. Over half the original teams from the comp (it is <10 years old) are gone. The commentary is so bad it makes Channel 9 look world class. The stadiums are tiny and shit. There are no good bowlers in the league except the international players and the entire entertainment package (the 6/10 Russian cheerleaders, the barbed wire around the ground etc) just feels seedy and contrived.

And ofcourse Indian people smell.

LITERALLY the only the the IPL has better than the BBL is more international players. And even then the BBL has alot of the good ones anyway.
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>>64269886
>Green Sydney's bowling is too shit


freshcunt

They have Sandhu (probably best seamer in the comp with Memedorff injured) and they've just signed Fawad & McKay who are two of the better domestics going. Beyond that they have McDermott and then the allrounders (Russell, Watson, Kallis).
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>>64269899
>BBL
>better than IPL
top fucking kek, bogan1

If I wanted to feel like I was in a BBL crowd for a match I'd go watch expat Indians play cricket in childrens baseball fields
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>>64269891
cbf

>>64269899
I agree. Purely cricket quality wise, BBL's a lot more entertaining.
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>>64269895
Six of the 10 test playing nations are competitive with each other la
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>>64269899
BBL also feels like laid back fun instead some strange Indian ritual
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Crimbo soon lads.
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>>64269912

put a name on, Sanjay. Literally no one but Indians (ie YOU) think the IPL is actually good.

perhaps the worst thing is that the IPL is destroying international cricket because it directly competes with it. The BBL compliments international cricket and coincides with it and is supposed to act as an entry-level for freshcunts into cricket (even tho the BBL is literally better than the international Tests this year lmao)

>watch expat Indians play cricket in childrens baseball fields

Literally the worst analogy you could have possibly used. The IPL is played on tiny, rundown "stadiums" in a thirdworld shithole. Australia has the biggest cricket grounds in the world by far, both in terms of playing size and ground capacity.

The WACA is by far the worst stadium in Australia and is literally being replaced within 2 years and even that is better than any Indian "stadium"
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>>64269982
IPL is to NFL as BBL is to CFL
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>>64270009

stay poobsessed, Sunil


The IPL will NEVER have matchthreads on spee. Or if it does, they will be /rug/-tier
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>>64270009
Nice """rebuttal"""
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>>64269982
I'm Indian and I think the IPL is trash tbqh m7.

It was fun when it was on ONE live though since it gave me something to watch.
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>>64270068
>>64270089
>>64270150

What will you say when your children will all bandwagon an IPL team? Will you tell them how cricket is the only true form of cricket? Will you tell them to follow a shit BBL team? Honestly at that point the IPL and American T20 competition will be taking up all the exposure by that point
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>>64270192
>how cricket is the only true form of cricket?

brilliant

couldn't have put it better myself
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>>64269886

2.30 on jew365

its luckswing so never bet more than you can afford to lose but thats value 2bqh
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Garold reporting in for shitposting
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>>64270192
I'll be a grumpy old man talking about the good old days that I was born 20 years too late to see
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>>64270286

>you will NEVER be cucked by Joel Garner

why live
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>>64270310
>>64270286
>Rhodesia will never win the Cricket World Cup
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>you now imagine being spitroasted by Curtley Ambrose and Courtney Walsh
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>Colin Croft and Michael Holding will never penetrate your throat and bum while you jerk off Andy Roberts and Joel Garner and give Curtly Ambrose a footjob
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>You now remember Brad Hodge and Dizzy were dropped after scoring a double century
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>Cummins playing for the Windies

http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/952619.html?CMP=chrome

this should be interesting
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>>64270432
>Cummins, 25, replaces Shannon Gabriel who sustained an ankle injury during the first Test in Hobart which ruled him out for the rest of the series.

Fuck, Gabriel was actually looking good.

Honestly, I'd pick up another bowler if the rumours about Taylor being a complete bitch were true. If he was refusing to follow what Holder said then he has no place in the test team tbqh
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>>64270452
>if the rumours about Taylor being a complete bitch were true. If he was refusing to follow what Holder said

sauce? havent seen that
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>>64270465
Chappelli and (Mark) Taylor were talking about it on the third day and on cricinfo, apparently Taylor and another bowler were refusing to bowl into the wind, forcing Holder to bowl himself for extended periods of time.

It's entirely rumours, but I wouldn't be surprised about it, given that the lad's only played 12 test games and is captaining.
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>>64270241
Yeah, thinking about just dropping $50 on that instead. Green Sydney have a lot of talent
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>committed to BBL Fantasy to play with Aussie friends
>have to wake up at 3:30am on weekdays to watch games
This shit better be worth it fampai.
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>>64264216
I like that KFC does itself all up in the nation's sporting colors. That's dedication.
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i lik criket
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>>64270488
The tendies would be better off dropping the malcontents and sticking with 13 or so guys who want to play test cricket and are willing to follow Holder. Hopefully Gayle is true to his word and plays test cricket again next year, it would help legitimize Holder as well as Help their shit batting line up.

An XI of:

Braithwaite
Gayle
Bravo
Hope
Blackwood
Ramdin
Holder
Braithwait
Roach
Gabriel
Bishoo

Aren't gonna be world beaters, but they'll at least be able to get a draw in three day arm up gamez
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wrapping my Mum's Christmas present lads
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Now watch me whip

Now watch me maymay
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>>64270822
That's pretty much what they're in the process of doing. I don't like guys like Chanderpaul being dropped when he has more dedication to the Windies than anyone else in the team, but they're trying to push for a youthful side that will grow together like their 74 team.

Honestly, if I were in charge I'd issue an ultimatum and ban anyone from consideration in any form of the game if they play in a T20 league over their international side
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waaaaaaaaaaaaah this community isn't exactly how i want it to be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>64270884
>Honestly, if I were in charge I'd issue an ultimatum and ban anyone from consideration in any form of the game if they play in a T20 league over their international side

they've done that before

I don't think you realise how fucked WI cricket is. Someone like Dwayne Bravo literally doesn't care if he doesn't play for West Indies. Last year he famously said his priorities are 1) Trinidad 2) Chennai Super Kings 3) West Indies.

The West Indies aren't a country, and the players don't care about it anymore. They just see it as playing international cricket for the WICB. Tony Cozier talks about it here http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/951937.html
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Poopeelia Ltd.
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>>64270917
And then the problem is T&T is the only nation that would be able to field a decent team if the Windies were dissolved and the islands became associate nations.

They're honestly beyond repair now
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>>64270855
>not buying your mum 50 Shades of Grey so she can flick the bean to it

Why don't you want to make your mother happy?
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>>64271017
Dad keeps her more than satisfied tbqh
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http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/14335028/picking-star-wars-character-all-star-teams-baseball-basketball-cricket-hockey-football-soccer#section-5
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>>64271156
literally the most autistic shit

why is star wars so popular lads? Empire was the only good movie in the whole fucking franchise
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>>64271165
The Old Republic and surrounding lore/legends/ is much better than the movies. I don't see the attraction to the movies.
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>>64271165
>why is star wars so popular lads?

>KOTOR/II
>Battlefront Series
>Jedi Knight Series
>Rogue Squadron Series

[spoiler]in that order[/spoiler]
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>>64271183
>The Old Republic
'no'

KOTOR 2 was fucking excellent, but purely because it deconstructed star wars and showed how shit it is.

The rest of the games are generally quite good, but that's not enough to justify the whole frenzy around it.

>>64271195
I agree entirely with that ranking, but it's Dark Forces not Jedi Knight you fucking nerd
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>>64271204
The Old Republic is an era, not a game, you SEEEEEEEETHING CASUAL.

It covers both KOTOR I and II, the MMO and several book series.
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>>64271220
TOR is LITERALLY the name of a game statscunt
>reading star wars books
I'd bully the shit out of you irl
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>Poo Peeland "pitches"

and no, it isn't the thing off to the right of the image, its literally the strip in the centre of pic
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>>64271225
The game is actually SWTOR, zerobese
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>poo peeland arguing with honourary poo peeland
*sigh*
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>>64271237
Is New Zealand literally retarded?
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>>64271270

krazycasual here

I don't watch watch/read/discuss star wars because I'm not a literal manchild. But it makes sense that statscunt does given that he is underage.
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poo peeland ltd
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Boxing Day soon lads.
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poopeelia Ltd.
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Poo Peeland Ltd.
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>>64271345
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Poopeelia Ltd
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>>64271361
Cant wait for comfy football with eurofriends

Who's playin', sport?
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Wayne Bennett is literally retarded.
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KEK, where did all the
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>>64271384
Australia and Windies (which will be shit)
England and South Africa (which will be good)
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Doctor Jonathan Thurston, PhD.
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Dr Pavel, CIA
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>>64271396
Doctor of Petroleum
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WalkGod MD.
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>>64271396
JT on intelligent watch
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>yfw da Heat win the premiers hip
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>>64271413
Is he white?
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WalkBro on Australian of the Year watch
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>>64271425
His wife is
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>>64271419
are the Brisbane Broncos related to the Brisbane Heat?
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>>64271442
ABO'D
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>stove shit critiquing ANYONES technique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNrs3Nv4lKA

oh i am laughing
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>>64271459
Getting ready for the African child he's going to adopt?
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>>64271461
I can't stand that Waleed fuck, but goddamn this is rich
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>>64271461
That's canned laughter right?

No one actually finds this shit funny do they?
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>>64271502

tbf it's difficult to produce anything entertaining when you're working with a literal autismo
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>looks like a bit of swing

what did he mean by this?
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Doctor Johnathan Thurston, D. Lit.
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Rate my dinner
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>>64271469
What the fuck, Is there a clip of that
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>>64271543
No story for this one/10
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>>64271543
If that's zinger 10/10

if its original 1/10
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this was the premier album of the 2000s
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If Dr Dre got an honorary PhD, would be be called Dr Dr Dre?
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>>64271563
Dr Andre Young tbqh
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/3x0y62/former_eels_staffer_recounts_the_moment_dean/
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>>64271543
2/10
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Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
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Walkcunt Ltd.
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lads how about that cricket
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>people are actually discussing meme20 leagues

wow

Does anyone miss when T20 was a literal joke and no one took it seriously? The games were actually 20 times more entertaining then

>the first ever T20I
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Fuck Ireland
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>>64271596
Need more rugby league GOATs to have a knock
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how do we stop new zealand from posting in /cric/
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Cameron Smith QC.
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>>64271596
it's wew not wow, you cancerous newcunt.
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Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
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>>64271596
it still is a literal joke tbqh
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>>64271615
The real question is WHERE will the pathetic poo peeland poofters post once the NRL/AFL seasons start?

PP's don't even make up a significant number in /poog/, and they LITERALLY don't have a home community on /sp/.

Poo peeland on refugee watch
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>>64271630
He's a D.Lit., not a PhD m8.
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>>64271637
>Poo peeland on refugee watch
You know, illegal poo peelander aliens are the nationality that gets deported most from Ausland?
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2016
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Anybody set up a fantasy league? I'm keen to join if so
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>>64271658
2016 the year they finally get shut down because of rampant rape/drug allegations?
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Reminder that Zeb Taia is THE Supercoach buy of 2016
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>>64271662
supercoach doesn't start until march
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>>64271662
No fantasy died with convict
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>>64271673
I mean bbl
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who /white/ here
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>>64271678
Convict died?!
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>>64271671
Te Maire Martin m8
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>come home from work
>the poopeelians are obsessing over New Zealand again
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>>64271658
'no'
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Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
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fatt on pooicide watch
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>>64271707
>thinking any actual Basedogs fans outside of the shithole that is western Shitney had anything to do with that
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North GOATland GOATboys, lead by Doctor Johnathan Thurston, D. Lit., on B2B premiership watch.
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>>64271716
if Paul Green signs on to be QLD coach then Cowwies don't have a chance of going back to back
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>>64271682
Saxon tribesman reporting in
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>>64271721
The boys will go back to back m8.

No doubt about it.

And Paul "everything I touch turns to gold" Green will lead the Maroons to another Origin series victory.
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>>64271735
>everything I touch turns to gold
>surname is Green
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>>64271707
>"bogan Queenslanders" in the top 5

Lol, sucked in NSWfags
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Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
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>>64271735
>touched goalpost
>broke leg
"okay"
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>>64271739
>sucked in
KEK, is it still 1999, and are you 11?
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Just woke up, wagecucks.

What's doing?
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James Roberts officially signed with the Cowboys, lads.
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>>64271731
German-Saxon Italian English super-hybrid AmeriGOD.

How can I be worshipped by you this evening?
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>>64271759
>italian
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>>64271761
>last day of year 12
>throw a bit of paper at a guy in class
>says "you are a poopoo head"
>he starts crying
>principal almost stops me from graduating because of it

don't pass notes lads
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>>64271759
>Italian
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Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
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>>64271759
>a wog
>in MY /cric/
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>>64271635
>like 500 matches a year
>tons of massive leagues
>tons of players taking it seriously
>tactics

The fact that people actually discuss it and actually watch shit like BBL and IPL means it's not a joke anymore.
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>>64271759
>italian
>mfw
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>>64271764
Name a single downside to Italian heritage.

HARDMODE: other than my dick is comically large.
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>>64271761
Whats it like having female attention?
How does it feel?
Can I feel it one day?
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>>64270776
hi Daniel
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Broncucks Ltd.
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>>64271786
hair
shit olive skin
dumb dumb brain
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>>64271759
That sounds gross

Who /purebritishdescendant/ here? Mostly Scot but some England.

Apparently a tiny bit of Norway but I don't mind
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>>64270989
Jamaica, Barbados, and maybe Guyana wouldn't be too bad either, right?
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>>64271786
Being a short, fat, tiny dicked greaser who lives with his momma
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>>64271786
>shit names
>fat
>lazy
>nothing of note happened in Italy that wasn't Roman
>Italian is not Roman
>you can't claim any dank shit that the romans did
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>>64271798
100% northern irish here

I'm literally related to several former bigshots in the IRA
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>>64270989
They could all individually pull off passable meme20 teams

And as for First Class, it would give teams like Ireland more people to play against as opposed to just playing Afghanistan all the time
>>
Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
>>
Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Petroleum
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>>64271805
I'm actually 6 foot and pretty athletic as I play basketball every day

I do live with mommy tho. Good call.

Also my hair is magnificent. you wish you had it.
>>
Reminder that if you are not Serb, you are literally a subhuman piece of garbage.
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If Jonathon Thurston got trapped in the desert, would he be Jonathon Thirst-on?
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>>64271824
I'm literally teaching myself serbian so I can marry a serb qt
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>>64271824
>couldn't stop the Turks from raping his country

>won't admit he's literally kebab
>>
>>64271796
My olive skin is a hit with the ladies tbphwy.

Also I clearly have the philosopher's mind of my German-Saxon heritage so I dodged the yuro nignog bullet there.

Just admit I won the genetic lottery and I'll forgive your shameful (You) display.
>>
If Johnathan Thurston got trapped in the desert, he would be Johnathan Thursty-Oilwell
>>
If Johnathan Thurston was in a highly acclaimed band, he would be Johnathan Thurston Moore.
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>>64271791
Not even kidding it's pretty surreal.

If you're not fuck ugly and have at least some skills at acting then yeah it's pretty easy
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>he fires up his Australian proxy in order to "converse" with himself
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>>64271614
GOAT T20 moment Tbh
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>>64271769
I'm going to try that soon.
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>>64271864
it's a sad day when this is the only interesting cricket being played in Australia all summer
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>>64271863
>WindowsXP
Goddamn third worlders
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>>64271863
She may be an anime chatacter, but she's literally me
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>leave the white "men" to me
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>>64271878
He sounds like a bitch desu
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>>64271889

KP aswell

they're both big guys (for you and me) and pretty imposing players but both sound like complete and utter faggots
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>>64271899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX_fRZwiLkQ
it's embarrassing
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>>64271908
>to show whos got the biggest "6" in their "lockers"
>"Gay"le
>>
>Fred literally meme'd his way into the commentary team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIm3dKzzYlI
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>>64271908
>nice of you to turn up as well, we didn't think you were going to turn up
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>>64271943
>Flintoff
>Bumble
>Fleming

would this be the ultimate meme commentary team?
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>>64271953

all three of them LITERALLY did Big Meme commentary last year
>>
>>64271943
Is flintoff playing this year?
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>>64271953

Add Kerry O'Keefe, then yes

>>64271965

No, just commentating. he was way too shit as a player
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>you will NEVER listen to Kerry O'Keefe, Damien Fleming, David Lloyd, Bill Lawry & Andrew Flintoff combing to form the greatest meme of all time

why live
>>
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-16/maitland-bar-gold-nugget-goes-on-display-australian-museum/7033902

That is the latest news folks
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>215 replies
>19 posters
kek, nice ""community""
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>>64271983
>No Shane Warne telling his GOAT story about how whats-his-face looks like that dude from American Pie
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>>64271983
+ Mark Richardson
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>>64271989
>Public servants continued to use the box as a wicket for impromptu cricket games
>public servants
Scum of the Earth
>>
when does the big cuck league start?
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>you now remember that this happened
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>>64271989
Loving this new gimmick roosterman
>>
Robelinda2 here

AMA
>>
>Glenn Maxwelll WILL commentate test match cricket in your lifetime

BASED
>>
Reminder that if it weren't for umpball New Zealand would have beaten Australia 1-0.
>>
>farrah staying at the tigers in 2016

kek

KEK
>>
Is there anyone more Based than Ian Based Healey?
>>
>>64272004

Richardson is too patrician for ACBs Tbh (To be honest)
>>
>>64272004
>>64272049

>P..P..P..PLEASE NOTICE OUR IRRELEVANT LITERALLY-WHOM COMMENTATORS BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
pathetic
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>>64272047
nope, inb4 someone says >based, >not biased
>>
>>64267684
haven't logged on HS for 4 days give me strength
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>>64270917

Honestly cant believe they lasted this long tbf. The whole concept is such a colonial relic.
>>
>>64270488

I feel so bad for Holder. He's been forced to give up on focusing on bowling and now has to be the allrounder as well as lead a bunch of unmotivated unco-operative shitcunts. Ramdin is the fucking worst. He hasn't done ONE thing to support his captain, when it's literally his job as the keeper.

Fuck that cunt.
>>
>>64272060

so is the existence of your "country" and yet still it meanders along
>>
>>64272072

Hey, at least we're willing to consider removing our imperial kuckstamp.

Stay pathetically loyal to a country that left you to die in the trenches in TWO World Wars. Your inferiority complex with England LITERALLY dwarfs NZ's with Oz, and that's saying something.
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl5tVKE4tb0

Whats /cric/'s thoughts of Showry?
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@64272056
cky (consider killing yourself)
>>
>>64272078
>imperial kuckstamp.

Yeah, we should all embrace our Chinese overlords sooner rather than later.
>>
>>64272078

you're not going to change your flag, but Australia WILL become a Republic after the hag finally hits the bag

>Your inferiority complex with England

its not an inferiority complex if >we are literally better than them at everything. Australia has surpassed the Shitstain in every comprehensible way except population.
>>
Reminder that if anyone ever replies to your post with an '@postnumber' reply, you can count it as TWO (You)s, as they went to the effort of looking at your post number, copying your post number, reading your posts, coming up with a reply, typing that reply, posting your post number and typing '@'.

Thanks for the double (You).
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>>64272090

how's that mining industry doing lad
>>
>>64272078
it's more that we don't waste our efforts changing some meaningless symbol on a flag, unlike PP who genuinely believe it will stop people thinking it's part of Australia
>>
24 HOUR HYPE

Big Meme League is a diamond in what has been a very rough summer of """""cricket"""""
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>>64272095

better than >yours I gather

how that dairy "industry" doing lad?

What are you going to do with your "engineering" ""degree"" that you obtained from your """university"""? Install lamp-posts at the local farm?
>>
>>64272095
What do you guys even do besides ruin fantasy books?
>>
>>64272056
I literally knew this was coming as soon as I made that post

If Mark Richardson isn't in your top 3 commentators you are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual and should LITERALLY kill yourself
>>
>>64267444
But I had?
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>>64272105

Honestly I have no idea how they haven't gone under

Theyre exactly like Pissmania and the only reason Pissmania hasn't collective pooicided is because of all the G$T gibs they get. PP doesn't get that.
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>>64272111

No you haven't you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual. We can see it on the league page that it says you haven't completed your team
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Who's winning it all lads?
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>>64272109
we're not even talking about best commentators, just memes. Literally no one thinks fucking Fleming or Flintoff are good commentators, they're just funny guys

You have such a fucking inferiority complex that you see the Big Strong Australians mention commentators and get into a pooturbed poonic and rush to mention your precious Poochardson before anyone forgets that your poothetic ""country"" plays cricket
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>>64272116
>Honestly I have no idea how they haven't gone under
'
Illegal workers sending money home, worse than fucking Indians, at least Indians forge visas.
>>
>>64272121

that's the league. In that we're unironically actually a 'team' competing against all the other 'leagues'

the /cric/ group is the one where it's a ladder and it has a few more people
>>
>>64272123
Have you literally never watched a single cricket match from outside of your little australian bubble

Rigger is the ULTIMATE meme. He has an entire fucking TV show that is literally just memes.
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>>64272130
>preemptivly going into damage control

kek, your not a supercoach m8
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>>64272140

>damage control

No. I came 2nd in the CWC fantasy and only convict beat me. He is gone now and I'll win this one outright.

Reminder I've played cricket at a higher level than all of you.

Reminder that the only one of you who even comes close to my knowledge of Australian domestic cricket is Gatebro, and he knows fuck all about anything outside of Worstern Ausfailia anyway.
>>
>AFL rights, $2.508 Billion 6 year deal
>NRL rights, $1.8 Billion 5 year deal
>Rugby Union rights, $255 million 5 year deal

LGTSS

>poornion
>>
>>64272160

The Peewis probably creamed themselves when they got that much for the Super Ugly rights.

that's like 10% of their GDP
>>
>>64272153
>bragging about losing

KEK
>>
>>64272170

concuck deserved it tbf, he tried alot harder than any of us given that he drew up all those trading rosters and charts
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>>64272119
But there's a checkmark and everything >>64272121
>>
autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJiUgI520qQ&feature=youtu.be
>>
statscunt on suicide watch
>>
>>64272181
I can't stand to see shit like this, I've had pet birds all my life and get physically ill whenever I see one hurt
>>
>>64272160
If you included the money the ARU gets for Test matches/Lions Tours/World Cups then the figures would be much closer

But of course a fan of those two sports wouldn't want to consider the possibility that a sport actually has an international following. Shock horror.
>>
>>64272160
Who even watches Union?
>>
>>64272188

The ARU is literally bankrupt you fool

They LITERALLY had to BET on themselves to cover the costs of the player bonuses of the RWC incase they won because they couldn't afford to pay the bonuses
>>
>>64272200
that is just being prudent, most big investment banks make those kind of moves as well. But you wouldn't know that because you are retarded public schooled simpleton that follows a sport that has as much depth as your intellect.

Bogan.
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>>64272188
>The ARU will announce at 9am tomorrow a $55 million plus per year deal, up from the current agreement worth around $25 million per season, for broadcast rights to the Super Rugby and Wallabies matches that will run from through from next year until 2020.

KEK, its already included in the deal. Face it, noone cares about yawnion in this country
>>
>>64272202

You're an idiot

I'm private school educated from Sydney. I hate the NRL, haven't watched a game of Thugby Yawngue in over a decade and Union is my third favourite sport.

However, Union is completely dead here and the ARU is bankrupt. Those are ontological facts. No amount of furious damage control and listless buzzwords on your part is going to change that reality.

Bogan.
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@64272214
cky
>>
>>64272214
fuck off krazykreja
>>
Plebgue bogans getting BTFO lads
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>>64272214
>I'm private school educated from Sydney
>Posts on 4chan
>>
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe1m-SqpZCHHb4AK_Z35dDA
reminder this cringey fuck is posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
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>>64272187

can we get a pic of a bird or two? I like birds
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>>64272226
>>
>>64272219

I would but I haven't got any new (you)'s on reddit
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>>64272228

cheers, qt
>>
When will the 'I am from a private school' meme die, bros?
>>
>>64272225
turns out he's literally the trinidad anon
>>
>>64272214
you know somebody has been russelled hard when they repeat back parts of the other person's post. You know that is the part that stung them
>>
>>64272214
>Those are ontological facts

>LITERALLY stealing my "this is an objective fact" catchphrase

KNOW YOUR SISTER KRAZYKUCKOLD.

By the way, I honestly couldn't believe how fucking pleb reddit is. For ONCE I actually agreed with your comments on Burns, only to see those kasuals have the NERVE to downboat objective facts.
>>
>Pietersen flying out on Monday for the birth of his kid

FUCK, have to change my fantasy team now
>>
>>64272257
I've had to reshuffle my entire team so many times now

The news about Stove and Khawaja missing games has forced me to completely overhaul my batsmen list
>>
>private school educated
>upper middle class background
>has a Masters
>23 years old
>still posts on 4chan

what went wrong?
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>Green Sydney LITERALLY take on Pink Sydney to kick off BBL-05 in less than 24 hours
>>
>>64272257

>""""""his"""""" kid
>>
Test cricket is objectively shit. The ONLY series worth watching are Australia vs South Africa series.

This fact INFURIATES ACBs and NZCBs like Obesitygoose, Krazykuckold and Danlel who have deluded themselves into believing the "Test Cricket is le GOAT" meme.
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>>64272257
>unironically ever having shiterson
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>this will never be you
>>
>>64264440
>>64265829
>>64268144
>auto-saged
KEK

I literally made the last 3 posts in that thread with sage on.
>>
does anyone (ie gatebro) know if Basedly Stanlake is going to play for Sadelaide?

he's got the most potential of the lot but Kane, Neser, Putland & Holland would be ahead of him on paper i guess
>>
>>64272296

>>64262673
>>64261251
>>64263572

>4:30am
>6:30am
>7:30am

wew
>>
>>64272303
krazykrejza truly is mentally ill
>>
>yfw yawnion is literally irrelevant in every way, shape and form
>>
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>>64271747
Out of here Zhang.

>>64264216
Do poms even get the BBL on TV?
>>
>>64272344
>Bitchwide LITERALLY bought an East Fremantle WAFL membership yesterday
>Bitchwide (NSW born and raised) LITERALLY admitted that muscular AFL was better than Thugby
>>
>>64272348
It's spelled 'BBC', friend.

How the fuck can you misspell an acronym?

Retard.
>>
>>64272303

>the obsession with statshandsome has now gone global

flattered tbhfamily
>>
>>64271513
reminder Waugh was even more autistic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnStfvv_3qE
>>
>>64272269

where did what go wrong? my cricket ""career""?

I made it to the 1sts in based, elite and objectively prestigious sydney grade cricket. They my knee pooicided. My knee is literally Ryan Harris-tier now. I even have the same surgeon as Rhino.

My missus went on a run to parliament house earlier and I stayed home posting on 4chan. Jfmsu family.
>>
>>64272372
>LE I WOULD'VE PLAYED FOR AUSTRALIA IF NOT FOR MY KNEE XDXD
>>
>>64272371
Do you enjoy breast stimulation during sex or is it pretty meh?
>>
>>64272384
My nipples are very sensitive
>>
>>64272379

Nah that's a meme and I was fucking lucky to even make it to 1st grade, I only played a handful of games in 1st grade anyway. I was just (more) shit after my knee went and then stopped playing once I left Sydney.

But I did dismiss a player in 2nd's who is currently centrally contracted to Cricket Australia and has played for Australia in all three formats. Literally the highlight of my "career".
>>
>>64272387
Well, that doesn't say much, they could be so sensitive you don't enjoy it or just sensitive enough that you love it?
>>
>>64272399
I do enjoy it :)
>>
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>
I literally got Zach Merrett out for a golden duck when I was 16
>>
I played schoolyard soccer with current Hawthorn superstar, Ben McEvoy.
>>
I literally had vaginal intercourse with famous T20 spinner Brad Hogg's daughter and ejaculated on her face
I literally had vaginal intercourse with up-and-coming allrounder Ashton Agar's current gf
>>
>>64272443
>vaginal intercourse
>vaginal

Pussy's for fags man
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Lads
>>
>>64272449

t. daniel hay
>>
>>64272353
Big bash league = BBL
I wasn't talking about the first TV channel.
Why are you so quick to berate people when your reading comprehension is so fucking poor?
>>
I once installed a bowser of premium unleaded for Johnathan Thurston
>>
>>64272452
daniel literally has the same last name as ashton agar's current gf whom I had consensual sexual intercourse with in the reverse cowgirl position, which makes me afraid that I slept with someone related to him
>>
>>64272454
Why are YOU so quick to EXPOSE yourself as a furious as FUCK freshcunt?
>>
>>64272454
Antagonised hard.
>>
>>64272465
You got me.
Just a freshcunt /nrl/ poster waiting for the Auckland 9s desu. Sorry for taking an interest in "your" sport.
>>
>>64272486
walkcunt
>>
>>64272486
>waiting for the Auckland 9s desu
top b8
>>
>>64272349
Bitchwide is LITERALLY from Queensland you seething casual.
>>
Callum Ferguson killed his knee again. He was averaging 50+ in the shield with a double ton this season. Averaged 50+ last year too.
>>
>>64272502
That's NORTH QUEENSLAND to you Southern degenerates
>>
>>64272503
who cares lol
>>
>>64272502
I was talking about Bitchwide Starc you PEETHING freshcasual
>>
>>64272510
North GOATland.
>>
>>64272516
EXPOSED AS FUCK FRESHIE DAMAGE CONTROLLING FAGGOT
>>
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>
>>64272544
None of the Poo Peelanders here have played cricket past the age of 12, so they can't join in on the discussion of junior cricket exploits.
>>
>>64272516
You can't just take one players nickname and use it on another's because they have the same first name m8
>>
>>64272558
get in there lad
>>
>>64272566
freshie detected
bitchwide comes from Johnmeme's incredibly inconsistent line and length, a trait also shared by Starc so they're both called bitchwide
>>
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>>64272544
>last PP post was 50 minutes ago
>see this post
>PP IMMEDIATELY shows up again
KEK, you cannot make this shit up
>>
>>64272558
>terrible grammar
>going to Australia
>smileys

Drop her m8 you may be desperate but get with that and you'll only be miserable
>>
>>64272566
Starc and Johnson have always been known as "The Bitchwides" when playing together.

Way to EXPOSE yourself, freshfriend.
>>
>>64272558
Send her my way, I'll show her a good time brah
>>
Walkcunt Ltd.
>>
>>64272558
>9:30 am
>>
>>64272450
wew
>>
>>64272558
I'm sure some big strong Aussie lads will be more than willing to accommodate her
>>
>>64272450
Is she literally not wearing pants?
>>
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>>64272450
wew
introduce me danny
>>
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>you will NEVER watch your girlfriend have sex with Black Bull Chris Gayle
>>
>>64272503
sad but the selectors don't like him for whatever reason so it's not like he was going to play for australia this summer anyway
>>
Can't fucking stand dune rats, lads
>>
>>64272747
Cronulla Riots 2.0 soon comrades
>>
>>64272759
addendum: the band ""dune rats""
>>
>>64272747
I like their billy smoking video and their 1-10 game is pretty fun, rest is trash
>>
Execute all muslims.
>>
>>64272759
kek
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>>64272759

Nah mate, antifa will stop it
>>
>>64272791
>cover their faces
lol, such faggots
>>
Why aren't there any decent trips?

Its only RC nowadays, and his autism is like an impenetrable shield.
>>
>>64272759
Any of you lads show up to the halal free bbq in Cronulla?

What a fucking cringefest
>>
>>64272833

I'd lose my job if I ever got publicly involved with that, I work with fucking sjws
>>
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/952665.html
Lads
>>
>>64272833
The issue is not that they were a bunch of retards, the issue is that they should be allowed to be a bunch of retards
>>
>>64272848
I hope you weren't unironically considering going

Those reclaim Australia guys are literal rednecks
>>
>>64272857
>caring about poor countries

Kek

KEK

KEKIUS
>>
>>64272864
They had their barbecue didn't they?

I didn't really follow the whole thing
>>
>>64272833
>>64272864
>>64272867

>being literal cucks

How's melbourne at this time of year?
>>
>>64272877
With about a hundred police officers standing around, yes.

>>64272867
>Those reclaim Australia guys are literal rednecks
Your point?
>>
Reminder Mike Hussey is a fucking traitor
>>
>>64272962
Gatebro on pooicide watch

i bet you even packed half your fantasy team with Scorchers players despite the fact they arent even fucking playing
>>
>>64273020
I literally stopped making my team when I realised I'd only get one game out of the test players
>>
>>64273023

Scorchers are going to get PTFO this season

they basically have the exact same squad this year as they did last year sans Worst Marsh and Voges. And >your batching was sketchy even last year with them.

Worst Marsh scoring those runs in Pissmania basically fucked >your season. >You literally have no batting.
>>
>>64273051
>knowing this much about BBL
>>
>>64273066
Gatebro literally goes to WA Shield games to scout up and coming Scorchers players

He takes his shit20 VERY seriously.
>>
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>>64273051
Yeah, it looks pretty fucking dire, especially with the bye. Behrendorff should be back, which is good but I'm disappointing they didn't manage to sign bitchwide like they were talking about last week.
I'm mostly looking forward to seeing a bit more of Paris tbqh
>>
>>64273135
theyll probably open with Willey and hope he can meme a few because otherwise the entire thing is completly dependent on Klinger and BlackBerry
>>
>Five years into its history, the Big Bash League is thrust into the position of topping the bill for the Australian summer's prime cricket months.

>The leap the BBL must make is summed up by the fact that most of West Indies' best players are going to be turning out for Twenty20 teams rather than their Test side, in matches played concurrently.

>The BBL is more significant in other ways also. It is no longer viewed as simply a staging post on the way to the summit of the CLT20 - it is now the peak of achievement for an Australia-based T20 player, and the only way they can grab the attention of IPL talent scouts. For each of the past four editions, it was understood that the true prize was qualification for the final, given its attendant CLT20 qualification and associated riches. This time the decider will be just that.

>Playing ranks have swelled, too, with Mahela Jayawardene and Kumar Sangakkara bringing their brands of Sri Lankan genius to the tournament. Samuel Badree, another West Indian, will grant the Brisbane Heat a quality spin bowling option through the middle overs.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2015-16/content/story/952669.html

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>>64273217
>is summed up by the fact that most of West Indies' best players are going to be turning out for Twenty20 teams rather than their Test side, in matches played concurrently.

LOL Windies cucked so hard
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>>64273230

I kind of wish these shit Tests would just be cancelled so that the national team players could play BBL. It'd be more interesting than the crap we're going to see
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>>64273239
>I wish Tests would be cancelled in favour of T20s
a very patrician opinion
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lads what's the best language to learn if I want to meet a qt
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>>64273487
spanish
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>>64273487

ask RC
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>>64273593
I'm literally on the verge of going through RC's posts and making an ebook of his narrative
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>>64273754
>LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
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>>64273754
thank you based saxon
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Good morning
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>>64274005
guten morgen
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The moon rise was magnificent tonight lads
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>>64273217
So it's true, BBL is just a feeder league to IPL
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Did anyone watch WBBL?
Any qts?
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>>64274668
I don't think it's been on TV yet
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BBL is a good tournament to advertise.
BSAs might enjoy this.
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Im dying
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>>64264216
do they want the dick
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>>64276231
Cut down your kfc intake to only 1 bucket per day
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>>64273487
Maori
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What do you guys think Virat Kohli, Indian cricket megastar, is thinking about right now? Is he asleep?
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Might get a bucket of kfc on the way to the cinema today lads
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statscunt on suicide watch
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statscunt on suicide watch
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statscunt on suicide watch
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statscunt on suicide watch
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statscunt on suicide watch
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Fatt on pooicide watch
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Reminder that if you bump the thread using your shitty memes to stop it 404ing in order to supplement your autism for a 24/7 /cric/ then you should kill yourself because /cric/ is not big enough for a 24/7 thread and you are simply forcing it

sage.
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>>64279141
t. /rug/
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/rug/ on furious jealousy watch
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>drop 3 places
>about to be overtaken by an illiterate

Meme Shit on pooicide watch
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>>64280102

its ridiculous that Poot is no1

he doesnt even get into a world xi
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>leave Cancer to me
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just got back from the cinema
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>>64280490
He would, just, IMO. But you're right it's pretty debateable. But no one's really been solid enough since the ashes to overtake him (except Kane but you know how many tests NZ play)

Current World XI

>Cook
>Warnerer
>Kane
>ABDV
>Root
>Mathews
>Chandimal/Watling (I'd go for Watling because there are already enough memeswingers but they're about the same overall)
>Bread
>Steyn
>Starc (pushing it but he'd do well as a third quick with the other two)
>Yasir Shah

Root would just scrape over Smith for that last batting spot. You could argue that Mathews should be out but you'd ideally want a batting allrounder in your top six
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It's fucking hot, lads
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Does anyone just dislike how plastic the BBL seems

I mean

All the team's websites are identical, but with different colours

They all posted the same BSA pandering video today but with different players

Even the fucking shitty "rivalries" are manufactured as fuck, especially the intra-city ones
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>>64281015
It is pleb as fuck t b h. The sydney sixers have pink uniforms for fuck's sake.

Doesn't mean I won't watch it.
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KAY EF SEE CANT BEAT THAT TASTE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>64280781
anyway, spectre was bretty good
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>>64281040
I've been tossing up watching it this year because it seems like the least terrible of all the meme leagues but in trying to decide which team to support I've just ended up hating it more
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*for this purpose, "freshcunt" refers to someone who arrived here (from reddit, Facebook, /bet/, etc) shortly before, or during, the 2015 CWC

1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
7. Openly hated Shane Watson
8. Openly hates Shaun Marsh
9. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
10. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
11. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
12. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
13. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
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>>64280963

>Poot over Smith

this is bait

Smith has done well in India, England, UAE, South Africa... basically everywhere

Poot has done well in England and the Windies...

the rest of it is correct. Though based on the way Morkel bowled in India, he could soon be ahead of Bread
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>>64281207
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>>64281015
>Even the fucking shitty "rivalries" are manufactured as fuck

how can they not be? the thing was only invented 5 years ago and only became relevant 2 years ago

they dont exactly have 100 years of history to draw on

so all things considered it has done remarkably well. Show me literally any other new league from any other sport that has had the success the BBL has had in just 2 years

but you're right about the Sydney/Melbourne thing. They need to re-brand these teams badly. The Thunder should be rebranded as Western Sydney but I have no fucking clue what they could do with Melbourne because both stadiums are in the CBD, there's literally no difference between Green and Red other than the players.

it's also the reason Sydney/Melbourne have the worst support because people don't know which team to support. Perth and Adelaide have much better support than any of the Sydney/Melbourne teams despite being much smaller cities and that's because the brand is much stronger over there.
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>>64281223
Yeah that's just my personal opinion. If Root fails in SA then I'll accept Smith as better, but although Root's record implies he's a homebabby, he hasn't had a lot of genuine chances overseas, wheras Smith has jumped at any chance to score a meaningless flat track first innings hundred
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www.fb.com/BigBashLeague/videos/1060792590618189/?theater

the pandering videos just get worse
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>>64281347

its not pandering to Americans, its pandering to casuals/people who have never watched cricket

that's literally the purpose of the BBL. It's also the reason why Australia is the ONLY country where cricket is actually increasing in popularity

enjoy your dead "spoort"
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>>64281412
There are people in Australia who don't know how to play cricket?

What the fuck

Cricket is not even remotely a massive sport here but EVERYONE knows how to play, even autists who don't watch sports.
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>>64281207
Seething freshcunt trying to fit in detected
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Based Elite Matt, AKA the number one anti-cucket poster on au/sp/, has officially endorsed the Based Bash League.

How does THIS make YOU feel?
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>>64281431
These days wogs are getting away with not learning the game. Need to draw them back in
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>>64281431

>There are people in Australia who don't know how to play cricket?

Literally 95% of the female population. Wogs. etc

And that's where BBL is working. My gf and sister both unironically like wallop20. My sister LITERALLY drove to Canberra to watch the final with her friend back in January. Even I wouldn't do that.
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>>64281291
Should have made it state-based 2bh, the multiple teams per city meme just divides the support.
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>>64281467
I did no such thing, stop false flagging.
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>>64281487
>le endgame man
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>>64281207
>10. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
What is a better option?

I'm not saying they are the best team, but if you look at the candidates there isn't actually a legit best team, and Pakistan are probably the closest.

>South Africa
>lost Smith & Kallis, HUGE holes in their batting now, Steyn is on the decline

>Australia
>60

>England
>still far from being a complete team, no spinner, no opener etc, drew with NZ at home

>India
>literally can't play away from home, at all
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>>64281486

nah, the entire success of the BBL has been because of cities. Plus with states you could never expand and would be permanently cucked @ 6 teams which just isn't enough.

Sure 6 teams works for the Shield with the top2 going into a final (which is complete poo nowadays), but the Shield isn't trying to be mainstream and popular.
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>>64281512

Pakistan are shit you imbecile

They will get PTFO'd in England and Australia next year.

Their batting is completely dependent on literal fossils. They LITERALLY lost a TEST match to ZIMBABWE.
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>>64281412
kek, BBL is only around because no one besides fat bogans spend their time to actually watch live cricket

If cricket wasnt dying then BBL wouldnt need to exist.

Only shitty dying codes dilute their rules and core mechanics. You dont see soccer games with 10m high goals, or rugby games played long ways to the try area is 100m wide.

Face it cunt, cricket is dead unless it's international
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>>64281486
Surely they could have given another city in NSW and Vic a team, because they have tons of boganjump stadiums. I understand the wanting to spread the talent around but having two in one city is just garbage

Even over here for the two Auckland rugby teams one is North Harbour and hardly ever refers to itself as an Auckland team
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>>64281532
Alright, who is the best team in the world then?

I don't disagree with you, but Pakistan are a completely reasonable shout right now. You can't seriously say it's still SA after that India performance.
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>>64281536
>what is futsal
Sup freshpee
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Statscunt PTFO yet again lads
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>>64281536
>Face it cunt, cricket is dead unless it's international

that literally happened 100 years ago you imbecile. I don't think state cricket has got decent crowds since bradmans era

>>64281537
>because they have tons of boganjump stadiums


not in NSW... gayfl isnt played here. Why the fuck do you think the Thunder have been playing in stadium australia? They only just figured out they could use the showground.

>>64281554
>You can't seriously say it's still SA after that India performance.

Literally every non-asian team would have got PTFO'd even more than South Africa did in that series on those pitches against those spinners.

At this point in international cricket every team is a homebabby, so it's about deducing which team has the best chance of being competitive in all conditions.

I believe it's Australia. Eng/SA/NZ have zero spinners so will be useless in Asia. Ind/SL/Bang have zero seamers (Pak might, hasnt been proven yet, but they;re shit anyway) so will be useless outside of Asia. Australia is the only country that has all bases covered. Sure you can easily cite >60 and the away tours to India and uae. But really there are few parallels between those teams and the current one. The biggest change is probably the captaincy. For all the >LE FUGG LE STEBE BITH on here, he will be a FAR better captain away from home than Kikeal Cuck and his lmaoagressive bullshit.

But Australia will win in NZ in Feb and then win in SL away and I think after that happens AUS will be the undisputed no1 team. For now it is still SA.
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>talking to grill
>say I went to the cricket

>"who's winning"

ffs
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>>64281671
I will be the first to say that Australia are a better team than >us, but the fact of the matter is that if you look at the last two away tours for both teams (both of which were identical and within short timeframes)

>Aus in UAE lost 2-0
>Aus in Eng lost 3-2

>NZ in UAE drew 1-1
>NZ in Eng drew 1-1

And if there were three matches in the England series it would have been 2-1 to NZ, no fucking doubt.

Australia is objectively worse away from home than NZ, right now. If you're rating teams on away performances then by your logic we are the best team in the world, which is obviously complete shit.
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>>64281776

that's ridiculous reasoning, there's literally no substance to what you're saying.

NZ got flogged in South Africa. Australia won in South Africa.

Australia was 1-1 after 2 Tests in England, so was NZ. Anything beyond that is pure speculation.

Australia were losing after 2 Tests in the UAE. So were NZ. NZ's win came after that joke Test following PJH when everyone was just fucking around anyway.

Australia flogged NZ at home and based on what I've seen will win comfortably in NZ as well. NZ just isn't a very good cricket team with players of extremely limited talent like Santner, Watling, Guptill, Wagner, Latham, Craig etc in the team. Most of these guys would struggle to get state contracts in Australia. Boult and Southee were supposed to be "world-class". They're not even good in home conditions and had to be bailed out by a 30 year old Saffer reject.

really the only NZ players I rate are Kane, the blind Samoan and Bracewell and only the former 2 would make the Australian team.
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>>64281911
>rates Taylor
>doesn't rate Watling

Seriously?

Taylor has been literally shit in the last two years up until the 290 and has only been in the side because he has a 40+ average and NZ would never, ever, ever drop anyone who has a 40 average, no matter how useless they are.

Reminder that all three of Watling's match-saving hundreds (and yes, he has three of them) came after Taylor failures.
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>>64281911
>Australia flogged NZ at home
The first test was a flogging, I'll give you that? The other two? Not at all. A fair draw in Perth thanks to a shit pitch and a tight as fuck match in Adelaide tainted by umpball. The Adelaide match was literally 20 runs from going our way, that series was hardly a flogging.
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>>64281968

centuries at home against Sri Lanka just aren't that impressive

Let's face the reality. If Glenn Maxwell was Kiwi he'd walk into your Test team. Ditto other domestic cricketers like Faulkner, Bird, NCN, Sandhu, Ferguson, White etc

>>64281992

>2-0 in a 3-0 series
>New Zealand were ontop for exactly 0(zero) minutes of two of the three Tests

>not a flogging

>muh umpball
If the WACA pitch wasn't complete poo it would have been 3-0 especially with the way Starc was bowling.
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>>64276861
I'm the only non curry that genuinely likes him
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>>64281431
People know the general shit like what a bowling action is and that you've got to hit the stumps, but they don't know the specifics
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>>64282343
I'd say everything in that video except stumping is general knowledge. Even lbw people know about, even if they don't know the actual rules (but let's be honest a lot of cricket fans don't know the actual rules)
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>>64281992
>tight as fuck
>didn't even crack the tail in the second innings
>>
who here /perth/
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>>64281776
>but the fact of the matter is that if you look at the last two away tours for both teams
Australia's last away tour was the Windies, where >we won.
But of course you didn't mention that because it didn't fit your argument, and you'll likely now reply with >LE WINDIES XDXD as a form of damage control.
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>>64281992
>tight as fuck
>won by 3 wickets with >our strike bowler injured all match, with 2 days to play
delusion
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>>64282569
Last away tour besides England, obviously.
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>>64282569
I literally just forgot about that Tbh
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>>64282501
/here/ mate
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>>64282501

/threepeat/ ?
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>>64283123
course lad
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Execute all muslims.
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wew lads

I knew Hales was going to get exposed quickly, I just didn't think it would be against some literal whom from ZAMBIA

kek

KEK

K E K
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>there STILL hasn't been a /rug/ thread since the one that 404d at 200 posts
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>last over win

wew lads
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now watch me whip

now watch me maymay
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BBL Fantasy bros, are there unlimited trades for the first 5 matches?
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>>64283560

no i think its only unlimited trades until the game starts tonight, after that the team is locked and then you will get 3 trades on Monday
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>>64282501
lads
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>>64283576

who are bottom left, far right, and centre above agar?
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>>64283615
Bancroft, Whiteman and Paris
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Reminder that /nrl/ is the GOAT au/sp/ and therefore /sp/ community in the history of the universe.
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Thunder XI to PTFO the S*xers

Watson
Kallis
Blizzard
Hussey (c)
Russell
Patterson
Rohrer
Hartley (wk)
Sandhu
McKay
Ahmed
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>>64283915
>>64283915
>>64283915

Big meem league matchthread
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>>64283927
>23 posts early
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>It's getting cold, isn't it?

FUCK YOU HIROSHIMA!!!!
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>>64283927
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