DFB-Pokal - Round of 16
Mönchengladbach 0 - 0 Werder
Unterhaching 1 - 0 Chicharito
>20:30 (CET)
Bayern - Darmstadt
Aue - Heidenheim
>>64261898
>Mathenila
>Fartics
>Lulu
>Rajkoshit
>Senior Diarrhea
>Mongdorf
>Niemeyer
>Niller
>Kempshit
>Vranshit
>Vagno
it's cup magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
>>64261994
You are not funny.
Unterhachingen takes the lead ...
noice.webm
don't know anyone in irl life who cares about this shit desu
>>64261994
Good post
CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH
>Unterhachshit
Why don't they just hoof the ball to Chicharito?
CHEECH
DÖP DÖP DÖP
kleine Erbse
>>64262031
that stindl feel
>Shitmen
>Werder falling apart again
I hate this
>>64262063
i hate you
>>64262063
As a true Hamburger, I really love to see this.
Beside Ujah they nearly sold all of their guys who could really score ... so, what else did you exspect?
>>64262063
>>64262075
I love you all
>>64262063
>>64262085
I like you
>>64262075
I don't like you
>a true Hamburger
bun patty cheese onions tomatoes salad sauce bun ?
>>64262178
No pickle?
stream where?
>>64262190
well I don't know what a true Hamburger is
note the " ?"
>>64262191
Fuck off you dumb plastic fan.
>>64262190
i've a pickle in my pants for you
>>64262191
internet
>>64262205
yes I bet you have a pickel in there you lazy fag
Willst du Sex machen?
>>64262202
actually i just wanted to watch because it piqued my interest but whatever fag
reminder your country is dying K E K
>austrians
baka
I don't care if Unterhaching wins, but I want Leverkusen to lose.
>>64262201
NUR DER HSV!
lineups for the games?
>>64262284
Shut up, newfag.
Is this the thread where a German is mean to foreigners and people asking questions?
>>64262357
check twitter, facebook or wherever you dumb newfag
>>64262445
dont have twitter or facebook.
>>64262456
How can you be this fucking stupid?
I was wrong and I'm glad
>>64262505
fuck it
Where are Scotland and German Goblin?
>>64262535
maternity leave
KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING
thank you based kieb
>Viel Spass
Thanks I will
>>64262479
birth defect desu
Hier stinkts
>GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT >GLADSHIT
HOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Told ya motherfuckers, or not
>Gladbach
>>64262535
see>>64262547
>>64262588
nach dir
>>64262588
dann machn mund zu du dreck
i'm glad it's over
This is a good game, huh?
>win against Bayern
>Kalle gets mad and sends the PDFs
>proceed to lose all games after Bayern
Bremen woohoo~ :3
>Co-man
>>64262191
rojadirecta
>It's an Owen Hargreaves comment talker episode
>broadcasting Bauern : Darmstadt and not Gladbach : Bremen
Fuck you ARD
>lahm
HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA HRGOATA
Ah, fuck
>>64262764
Why is he so flamboyant?
>>64262764
>Lahm
>Fulton
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA
PIZZZA
I
Z
Z
A
fantastic game
>>64262740
ARD can only choose between the late games, so who wants to see ergebirge aue vs. heideheim
>>64262767
I had forgotten about her. Literally a super sub.
hasn't pizarro quit football like 4 times before?
>>64262764
I really really like women & bayern
>>64262777
>Trips
>>64262799
>shitting on Aue : Heidenheim
I'm sorry but I thought this was a board for real football enthusiasts
I just finished eating a Pizza.
Bremen woohoo~ :3
>SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH >SHITBACH
Sorry I doubted you based Skripnik
>beat Buyern
>now they are suddenly shit
Never win against Buyern if you don't want the DFB mafia on your ass.
>>64262838
then go watch it on a sky livestream
What the heck
>>64262191
lets see if this works
http://wiziwig.ru/soccer/watch-9a8999-spvgg-unterhaching-bayer-04-leverkusen
>Buyern not up 2:0 after 20 minutes
>Brezenfresser on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_71RUy6w_to
>forgot to go shopping
>dinner consists of pot of Tzaziki and a spoon
Why are there no webms once Bremen has a good game?
>>64262857
you shouldn't swear, young lady
>>64262870
Scotland HATES Bremen
>>64262870
because we hate braymen here
>>64262866
>eating spoons
This sounds like an impulse control disorder, better get it checked.
>>64262866
I do that on the weekends
>>64262866
I once ate a bowl of Nudeln with nothing but Mayonaise.
Webm of Pizza goal, bitte :3?
guy: gladbach's hopes
>>64262866
last weekend all i had was sour pickles and a cumcumber with tobasco sauce
>>64262858
Fuck off back to reddit, newfag.
>>64262764
I think that kinda makes me respect him more. Being a manlet and playing this good.
Well Gladbach, that's what you get for hiring a meme manager.
>>64262930
I was just testing something
I wish both of them would advance.
Gladbach and Werder are two of the most likable teams in the Bundes.
>>64262932
Imagine being gay and trying so hard to hide it that you literally win the world cup.
>>64262951
Don't reply to him.
>>64262932
because you´re an even bigger manlet and "look up" to him?
>>64262905
that's actually delicious, though
as long as you use "Spirelli"
>>64262925
thats why they tell not to stand on the ledge
>>64262954
Thank you senpai.
>>64262925
did he dead?
>>64262957
kek
>>64262962
Yeah I did.
Should have known this is a regular thing in Downland. I generally like all your nasty fastfood, but that shit was weird. I mean, it is not that different from Pommes Mayo, but still.
>stream dies
>miss goal
CHEECH showing belarabi how to pass
>>64262989
Shut up, newfag.
Is this going to be the quarterfinal with the most shit teams ever?
What are the bayern doing? Doesn´t look like the have any cocept against darmstadt´s defence
>>64263029
bayern might still get knocked out, so there's hope
>>64262838
the only good thin about 11 freunde is that they are pro israel
Der Pokal hat eigene Gesetzte!
>>64263056
they are owned by axel springer, they can't allow to not be
>>64263031
same game as saturday
easy 2 or 3-0 in the end
>>64263031
pep doesn't want a treble. Its to mainstream
>>64263050
>pro israel
>a good thing
uwotm9
>>64263082
fuck off, ali
Did Neuer ever got lobbed?
So boring.
>Be Bayernfan
>Everyone forgot about the way Bayern played in the late Heynckes era
>Literally the best football a team has ever played except for maybe Barcelona with pep
>Nowadays
>Boring shit
>Everyone worse than under Heynckes
>No chances
>Tire the enemy out
>Everyone calls this the best Bayern there have ever been
It hurts so much.
>be Frankfurt fan
>team is shit
>pretend to be Bayernfan
It hurts so much.
HOLY SHIT
MIA SAN MIA
>>64263108
That epic Heynckes "era" that lasted a whole 2 seasons, including one where Bayern lost every single title and got humiliated by Chelsea and Dortmund.
I noticed watching the game becomes even more entertaining if you focus the referee, i mean he is just standing there like wtf man
ALONSO
also
>le false flag face
MY FUCKING WORD
>>64263136
But I don't care, they played better football than all their opponents and were unlucky as fuck. So what did the current Bayern team do then faggot?
>>64263108
>be asshole
>have hemorrhoids
>faggot has to take a huge dump
It hurts so much.
>>64263095
yes
>>64263119
Europapokal next season m8, next season...
HE FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE TRIES LIKE FIFTEEN TIMES A MATCH AND NEVER GETS IT
I DIDN'T THINK I'D LIVE TO SEE IT
XABI BLOO9OOOOOOT
>shabby alfonso
>>64263136
It just rankles a little that the second and last of those two seasons was so impressive
Always love the obligatory camera shot of the ecstatic crowd at the Allianz Arena after goals.
>>64263171
This
>Shoots 100 times in 10 games
>Never even closer to the fucking goal
>score once
>PERFECT TECHNIQUE YOU CAN SEE HOW WORLDCLASS HE IS WITH THAT SHOT
>>64263187
kill yourself
>>64263108
>Be Bayernfan
You are a customer. Not a fan.
>>64263187
DRAGON
Javi
>>64263198
>Live literally a few KM away from munich, rural area
>Love football
>Dad is Bayern fan
>Watched every game with him since I was 3
>This nigger implying I am not a Bayernfan
sure thing mate
KEY SLING
>this guy falseflagging
>this guy responding to bis own false flags
imagine being this mad
Hey guys can we get some good Present Ideas to order from Amazon or some other online shop for mother/dad?
Christmas coming up, I don't have anything yet. Let's spend out half time break doing that.
>>64263232
magnetic sticker with the city badge where he grew up for my grandpa
bluetooth headphone for my dead (his hearing is bad and he has to watch TV with long ass wired headphones)
alcohol for my mum
>my dfead
>>64263192
>yfw you realize this goal means he's going to keep trying even more now
>>64263232
https://www.phalanx-europa.com/78-thickbox_default/junger-20.jpg
>>64263207
dude just let kevin feel better about his shit club ok?
>>64263232
a new son
>>64263232
this. what would be a good present for my wife´s son? the only thing i know is that he likes star wars
>>64263232
I just buy my dad knives every christmas and birthday. He's got a nice collection and there are unlimited knives to buy so I'll never run out.
>>64263267
kek
>>64263232
some shit i bought
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B0012E0TQ8
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B001IUP5VU
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00I3LDJJW
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00977I11M
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B000I4FCEM
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00SRC5W6K
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/3785750390
>>64263273
>raping your own mom
>>64263232
Chocolates and pan
>>64263294
>tfw your parents are plebs who use a bread knife to cut vegetables
bought them a nice knife set two years ago and i think it only gets used when i'm visiting
>>64263299
>Küchenutensilien
>not the ultimate insult
>Wuppertaler Shariah Polizei
:^)
>>64263328
Fuck, I don't understand. Knives are fucking beautiful, why do people not realize that? The satisfying feeling of cutting through things with a really sharp, beautiful knife...oh fuck I'm getting hard again
>>64263335
Ma aunt requested them.
Guys they are gonna delete hate comments within 24 hours soon.
Glad we finally get a cyber police.
>>64263335
Functional presents are great, so long as you know they will be appreciated
>>64263365
see here
>>64263339
please gib some more creative Christmas gift ideas
>>64263388
see here
>>64263269
>Not buying your dad and mom things you can use as well or even mainly only you use
I did this when I was living with them all the time. Fuck, it's the best.
>>64263388
pay refugees to sing for you on Christmas eve
downloaded all montalbano episodes and put them on an external hdd for my mum
got my dad a gerhard seyfried complete edition
>>64263232
I don't celebrate xmas.
>>64263388
Mütze selber häkeln
>>64263451
>tfw no present policy on male's side of the family
>>64263436
That's pretty nice
Jahresabschlussnadelpflanze mit religiös geprägtem Illuminationshintergrund
>>64263444
did you buy those?
>/int/ will never leave
ugh
>>64263479
this. i don´t have an urge to buy anything for anyone
>>64263517
Numbers made them for me
Who is this woman commentator that sounds like she's doing a constant around the league segment
>>64263195
I find it funny how words like "Nudeln" or "Braymen" made it there even though they were only used once.
>>64263582
neat
>>64263582
Aiden McGeady approves
>>64263582
looks like the new star wars trailer
>>64261985
bundesu nee
>>64263582
>muller
kek
Juve is going to destroy Bayern
>dat pass to Lahm
>Risking Thiagno
>>64263192
>shoots 0.4 shots out of box per match
>100 times in 10 games
Emile Heskey has scored today
>>64263787
Good. Hopefully he gets paid in time for Christmas.
>>64263451
If we were back in the Stone Age you'd significantly increase your odds of dying by not celebrating Christmas.
>>64263537
oh okay
>header from Lahmlet
>>64263814
Yes. He will probably be fine either way, but I am also worried about the staff and the lower paid players.
ZUSAMMENPRALL
>>64263636
And what do you know? Spinning is a good trick after all.
what happens if dammstartd score?
>>64263982
Overtime
>>64263982
you die.
>ARD commentators
Can't side with the national team but when buyern plays they better shittalk them no matter how wrong
>>64263982
it's called bowel city m8
>>64264035
>Can't side with the national team
u wot m8
>>64264035
it's just Tom Bartels
he's a Dortmund fan
http://www.focus.de/sport/fussball/europa-league/jubel-ueber-borussia-dortmund-bvb-fanreporter-bartels-wieso-die-empoerung-ueber-den-ard-mann-absurd-ist_id_4894315.html
heem
Everyone hates the Bauern.
god he's so mad
>>64264127
Painful to watch desu
>>64264127
Bartels literally commented on that:
>Bayern players dropping to the ground very easily
Danke für ihren Einkauf bei der FC Bayern München AG.
>>64264169
>buying goals
Darmstadt are stupid
>>64264163
More like Bartlels. I would have two weeks off work, one of which in hospital if that happened to me.
>>64264163
And?
>>64264201
That's wrong
The amount of anti-Bayern propaganda in the German media is very distressing.
How about some gratitude for everyting that club has done for German football and culture in general.
>>64264201
>literally gets HEEMed
>lol what a dive!
>>64264163
No he didn't, he made that comment after Lahm fell on his ass
>>64264231
yes and he dropped very easily
>>64264234
sorry I actually watched the game unlike you
>>64264214
You're wrong
>>64264234
No, he said something similar after Lahm 'fell', but he still made a dumb comment after that tackle.
inb4 people get mad at a harmless laser show
>this song
>gladbach
ARD got to be shitting me. Showing the stupid laser show instead of the other matches... REEEEEEEEE
>>64264265
the music sucks
this is really satisfying to watch
>>64264281
they're showing it for 5-10 minutes until the other games are ready
it's always like
would you rather listen to Scholl interviewing Lahm in the mean time?
>>64264308
Scholl a cute
>>64264308
I love Scholl, favorite Bayern player of all time.
BOMMES :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>64264308
>not wanting to listen to Scholl
>>64264276
got tickets for next monday
Bommes ist der fleischgewordene schlaffe Händedruck... man kann ich die Tranfunzel leiden.
>scholl
shit footballer, decent music taste
>Reus out until 2016
>>64264276
No
>>64264276
Missed my chance, got to wait now. What about you though?
>>64264454
If I can find someone to go with.
>>64264276
Nope, never watched a second of any Star Wars. Overrated shite if you ask me.
>>64264276
Yes
>>64264614
I usually do my best to defend you, United States but read that your post again and tell me why it is bad.
>>64263187
What a screamer
>>64264647
Well yeah I can't say its overrated, I just never got the hype.
Star wars is just gay and retarded imo
