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>Schalke
Dortmund winning right now
el cl draw on monday at 12
Cup on tuesday and wednesday:
tuesday
Haching - Leverkusen
Gladbach - Bremen
Aue - Heidenheim
Buyern - Darmstadt
wednesday
FCN - Hertha
Stuggi - BTSV
Augsburg - Dortmund
1860 - Bochum
friday: scheisse 05 - affenheim
>de gay
first for ha ho he
shoe shoe
>>64209615
DELET THIS
>bayern on tuesday
Epic. I can sleep in on wednesday
wrap it up guys
>RINDERKNECHT
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
Good going Ramos
Augsburg strong
Even Ramos scored.
lel
>>64209882
fuck off
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
>Half the season is already over
I want the non germanic people to leave this thread
>>64209915
I will go when I feel like it
>>64209970
fuck off
>>64209929
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT !
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE !
>EL, CL and days not capitalized
I demand a new thread, because this one was obviously made by a retard.
>>64209949
>5 points between first and second
>9 points between second and third
Pure excitement.
>>64209995
refugees welcome, idiot
>le score 4th goal in 90' man
Finally. Off to watch football
>>64210107
great officiating
>>64210141
Usually he doesn't even do that.
>>64210152
Thanks
>>64210142
fuck off
>>64210142
who's playing
>>64210203
seahawks vs ravens
>>64210229
fuck off
>>64210229
>handegg
>football
fuck off, you guys can't even play rugby right
>>64210107
refball offfside
http://www.ran.de/us-sport/nfl/live/nfl-live-pittsburgh-steelers-at-cincinnati-bengals-und-dallas-cowboys-at-green-bay-packers-week-14-im-kostenlosen-livestream
Steelers vs Bengals and cowboys vs packers here
>>64210201
>>64210253
autism intensifies
>>64209576
>>64209576
Why the fuck are these apes hating on thanking the fans?
>bengals
didn't know indian teams played in the nfl
>>64210358
>celebrating a draw at home against Bromshit like you just beat City away
Very nice game, the best of the day by far. Dortmund massacred frankfurr.
>>64210286
You can watch commercials at any time on youtube.
>>64210358
they dont know echte liebe
I have pity with them
>>64210414
>the best of the day
you gotta be shitting me
I'll watch both Juve - Fiorentina and Villarreal - Real Madrid in an hour
>chicharito is now bundesliga idol.
Has the meme caught on in Germany?
>>64210445
But how can a whole fanbase of the most popular sport turn into such soulless slaves?
>1 thread for an entire Saturday
>3 threads for a single Dortmund match
/bundesu/ is dead
>>64210588
no cheap tickets
culture of sitting down
no flags or banners aloud
>>64210630
the thread yesterday had better memes though
>>64210705
that's the sad part
>>64210508
let's check:
DOREFR 5 goals
ASVARS 4 goals
LIVWBA 4 goals
AUGS04 3 goals
TOTNEW 3 goals
ACMHEL 2 goals
ATMATB 2 goals
MONSTE 1 goals
NAPROM 0 goals
>all these mad >Schalke fans itt
>>64210823
eventfan spotted
>muh goals
fuck off, pleb
>>64210702
Lmao
>killing your culture 101
>>64210858
fuck off reddit
and you wonder why we won't play fantasy football with you
>>64210578
he is cute, maybe he'll make it
>>64210414
Augsburg was best
>>64210996
that was just >Schalke being >Schalke tbd (to be desu)
>>64210542
I'll be in bed by then, browsing teevee
>>64207440
the first foul where he got yellow was on the edge of being red, so he gave him a second yellow for preventing a goal chance with a foul: Good decision imo.
inb4 Konzessionsentscheidung
>>64211426
>going to bed at half nine
oh wow
>>64211494
fuck off, johannes
>>64211528
*half eight
>>64211599
half eight is 19:30
half nine is 20:30
half eight is 4
half nine is 4.5
>>64206591
BTFO
FRISS SCHEISSE BAUERNSCHWUCHTEL
FRISS SCHEISSE SCHALKE
>>64211662
BRANDENBURG SCUM FUCK OFF
>>64211846
>being this mad at 7 for 8
just finished Monsters University
now I'm sad because it reminded me of the carefree time when I watched the first one over 10 years ago
>>64212341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNpW8KZOVhw
this one ? But life was better back then
>>64212415
>But life was better back then
that's what I said?
>>64212466
Yeah. I agreed :^)
it wasn't
We're watching Shopping Queen now, right?
night
>>64213278
Night
>real shit
you're all a bunch of sluty desu
*sluts
hello?
Is it me you're looking for?
>>64215919
>singing that to a blind girl
Reading the >Schalke forum when they lost and Dortmund won is always a great pleasure.
>Breitenreiter wird hier nicht alt. Ziemlich üble Hinrunde. Meilenweit von den Erwartungen der vereinsführung entfernt.
>wir stehen jetzt da, wo wir hin gehören!
>Selbst wenn der Gegner SV Buxtehude 4000 geheißen hätte, hätte ich genau so eine Scheisse erwartet.
>Hoffentlich schaut man sich mal das Spiel der ungeliebten Freunde an. Die liegen 0:1 hinten und brennen ein Feuerwerk ab, welches man schon Ewigkeiten nicht mehr auf Schalke gesehen hat.
>trainersuche auf schalke is wie abends anner tanke-am Ende reicht es nur für ein paderborner!
>>64216691
>Selbst wenn der Gegner SV Buxtehude 4000 geheißen hätte
>4000
There's no shame in losing to a team from 2 millenniums in the future. Science will probably have progressed more by then, giving them superior fitness.
nice obsession
>>64216824
In Gelsenkirchen ticken die Uhren eben anders.
>>64216691
When is Keller coming back?
I'm sure no one would shit on him again.
>>64217602
What's he been up to anyway? I feel like he should have taken a new coaching job by now.
>>64217602
I honestly think his puppy face fucked him over. He always looked like a depressed poodle. If he looked a bit more self-confident and if he had talked a bit more self-confident he might have kept that job.
>>64217815
Maybe everyone is too afraid to go full >Schalke if they offer him a job?
>3-1rentina
>>64209929
>>64210139
Don't listen to him. Keep posting.
>>64220919
Cute. Jürgens first Hackfresse picture in england.
>>64221813
>don't listen to him
he talks to himself, newfag
>replying to your own posts to encourage yourself to shitpost
Pathetic
>>64217602
>>64217815
>>64217936
People seem to forget that >Schalke played horrible, horrible footbal under him in most of their games.
>>64220919
Do you like angry men?
Can Lucien Favre get the > out of >Schalke?
>>64221906
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/okibWUjMYdECT-RU0rLq6w/
look at the filenames
>1440350678015.gif
>1440350640422.gif
first 8 numbers identical and 1440350678015 posted for the first time today
since these numbers represent a UNIX timestamp it's highly unlikely that this is just a huge coincidence
he changed the last 5 numbers and proceeded to reply to himself
what a fucking loser
>>64222097
Good work. I haven't seen a fraudster getting BTFO this hard since the Craig Wright/Satoshi Nakamoto thing.
>>64222270
thanks neinhold
>he changed the last 5 numbers and proceeded to reply to himself
Your premise is right, your conclusion is wrong. Believe it or not you're talking to two different persons
>>64222097
>>64222270
The whole thing about 4chan is a-non-e-moose posting. If you can't accept that, please join reddit where you can judge people by their post history.
>>64222561
>>64222381
>getting this mad at being exposed as a pathetic loser
wew lad
>>64222561
If you want to stay anonymous here, stop attaching pictures of the same slut to every comment of yours.
>>64222053
Not with the poor man's Florentino Perez in charge. of the club.
>>64222708
Are you talking about Hotte or Tönnies?
>>64223150
Tönnies. I think he is mostly responible for the chaos surrounding the club.
Good night ^^ xDDDDDD :P
so mad
how many people do actually watch anime in germany
like 1%
>>64223952
A big amount of my Kanackenfreunde watch Anime
>>64210858
>dirtmund fan calling 'schalke' actually 'schalke'
plastic
>>64224043
Ja the Kanacken I used to go to work with were watching Naruto and Dragonball in their 20's.
>>64224068
I feel like being a nerd isn't as popular in Germany as in the US though, like here, in our Leistungsgesellschaft it still seems to be all about fitting in and not being different like in the US.
I hope it stays this way.
STAY AWAY FROM MY ANIME
Is Eintracht Frankfurts goalkeeper Lukas Hradecky any good?
>>64227462
not as good as Trapp but he has had a couple of good saves and plays consistently well so far
most of the goals frankfurt conceeded this season weren't his fault
speaks good german too
UNO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNG-VEiuok8
>sleeping in a capsule
>not sleeping in a capsule
>>64231315
can we share?
Are we, dare i say it, serious contenders for the CL places this season?
>>64232436
They might as well just give us a spot, m8.
>>64216691
>geheißen hätte, hätte
>SV Buxtehude 4000
Ghent v Wolfsburg
Roma v Real Madrid
Paris Saint-Germain v Chelsea
Arsenal v Barcelona
Juventus v Bayern Munich
PSV Eindhoven v Atletico Madrid
Benfica v Zenit St Petersburg
Dynamo Kyiv v Manchester City
Some fantastic match ups.
Wolfsburg
Madrid
Chelsea
Arsenal
Juventus
Atletico
Zenit
City
Wolfsburg
Madrid
PSG
Barca
Bayern
Atletico
Zenit
City
>>64237308
>implying chelsea
>>64237355
They will be highly motivated.
>Barca-Arsenal
>people still think this shit isn't rigged
>>64237392
It's not so unlikely. One season's draw doesn't really effect the next ones.
>>64237390
>QSG making up their own rivalries to try and look relevant on the european stage
>>64237417
but it's THE NEW OLASSIO how can you not be hyped?
Reminder that there is and EPL league match between Leicester and Chelsea tonight at 8:00pm GMT
>8pm
this is a bundes thread
GMT+1 CET or whatever you people use
Augsburg v Liverpool
:3
it's pretty obvious what UEFA are trying to do in the CL
City will get the winner of Benfica-Zenit or Wolfsburg-Gent next round
wonder how much City paid for that semi final
>>64237160
this is a Juve even worse than 3 years ago
and Bayern has only gotten stronger
no way Bayern is going out over 2 rounds unless Costa is out
FC Midtjylland - Manchester United, eh
rude
>>64237931
You never know. Van Gaal might get them into shape and give Midtjylland a tough game.
>>64237961
The knock-out stages are always a bit difficult for Danish teams due to the calendar.
The Superliga resumes February 28th 2016, and the first game in the Europa League is on the 18th.
They will be rested, but also a lot more rusty.
There's also the risk of profiles leaving in January.
neinhold you sad cunt
>>64237987
That is unfortunate. There is no perfect substitute for competitive matches for honing fitness of mind and body.
>>64238003
Maybe they should bring back Royal League. It wasn't quite the same as real competitive football, but it could come pretty close.
>>64238012
They should do all they can to help the clubs.
>>64238259
God I hope Midgetland pulls off an upset.
>>64210264
it wasnt, check your glasses
>>64238267
I'm glad. I guessed you were an athlete of some kind.
>>64238259
I'm too sensitive for these times. That makes me feel ill.
How Schalke is playing recently?
>>64238332
>schalke
>>64238352
good to know
>>64238352
Sch-schalkeee... n-null vier....
>>64238259
is there a more obnoxious fanbase than man utd? maybe real could come close but other than that i doubt
>>64238427
Any big club fanbase is really obnoxious. Along with Arsenal and Liverpool fans.
>>64231546
yes
>>64238427
Bundesliga wise I would go for buyern customers.
>bayern
>winning the cl at home
*cute laugh*
>>64237308
All wrong except for Shitty
>>64237554
I love you
Can we all agree that EL is more interesting than CL? Yes?
>>64238840
well we did in 2013 and 2001 :)
>>64238840
How does your your cute laugh sound?
>>64238871
If we are going for everything past the round of 16, then yes.
>>64238888
checked
>>64238871
no
the quality of football in the EL is subpar
it's a mickey mouse cup that nobody takes seriously (see: Chelsea winning it and nobody cared)
>>64238881
Neither of those were at home though. Not that that really matters.
>>64238881
nice reading skills faggot.
augsburg will win against liverpoop tbqh
>>64238871
The games are more fun, a lot of the time.
>>64238950
could the matchup be any cuter?
>>64238961
No
:3
>>64238950
It could happen. Interesting tactical battle with Klopp being with a foreign team.
>not listening to melodic minimal
>>64238976
Any recommendations?
>>64239037
https://www.mixcloud.com/minimalstation/jadele-liveset-11-11-01-mnmlstn/
I'm full of shit though
>not listening to Kategorie C
Sport Frei Kameraden!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4FzO1MZCVY
Did Erdal steal your lunch money at school again, Kevin?
>>64209950
D-do halfbreeds count senpai?
http://www.mdr.de/mediathek/livestreams/fernsehen/livestream-mdr-plus100.html
Erfurt - Magdeburg at 18:30 here
>>64239050
Thanks
>ossi fußball
>>64239184
>thinking that Schuhwichse can rob you.
Stop sniffing glue Petrick.
>>64238871
The threads are among the best on spee, that's for sure.
Football
>not listening to music with /bundes/ right now
>>64239310
It's Pedrick.
Sorry I am not a pleb who needs "music" to feel good and happy
>>64239291
>disliking true football
buyern only plays tomorrow, pls go
>>64239365
Sorry, my mistake.
>>64239347
but I do.
>>64239400
A simple "sorry" will not suffice, I'm afraid.
>>64239446
Here's a picture of a cute girl.
:/
>>64239473
>saved as 1.83MB PNG instead of a 400KB JPG
You're making it worse uezs.
>>64239473
What sort of non-euclidean nightmare is going on with that scarf corner?
>5 word essay about sports due in 21 years
Just end me now
hello?
>>64239630
its a mirror
>>64239816
Oh yes.
>>64239868
baka (I didn't write baka if you know what I mean but both work let's be honest here)
Humans, Chimpanzees, Gorillas, Bottlenose Dolphins, Elephants, Orcas, Bonobos, Rhesus Macaques, European Magpies: 1
British /bundes/ poster: 0
>>64239898
I saw that video too
what video?
>not shiggying with the diggyie
Current year
TELL ME
i hate you
What is your opinion on corn? Should I avoid it?
Who /Juve/ here?
>>64240298
good band
nice to drink also
>>64240298
I fucking love corn
>waxtap vs schalke
oh neinhold
>>64240298
Sweet
probably gonna fall asleep before the lester game desu
>>64240394
That's OK. Just make sure to wake up before it too!
>>64240394
me two
>>64240405
lol
>>64240306
nice obsession
the last 2 meetings against a weaker Bayern went really well for them
Erfurt XI
Domaschke, Nikolaou, Laurito, Aydin, Tyrala, Hergesell, Menz, Pigl, Judt, Erb, Szimayer
Magdeburg XI
Glinker, Handke, Fuchs, Puttkammer, Beck, Brandt, Butzen, Sowislo, Razeek, Hainault, Chahed
>>64240306
hope pogba breaks a few legs desu
ULTRAS FCM
L
T
R
A
S
F
C
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCy8D1J-HV4
>>64240502
fuck off, dumbers
>Hertha, Faster, Better, Stronger
someone /arminia - st.pauli/ here?
>>64240560
respect from ultras fc midtjylland
them fucking europa league matchups
>the city of erfurt absolutely gettign BTFO
Not going to make it for the Leicester match either
fuck off, zoni
I will be here for the Leice ster match
Some pregame reading about Kasper Schmeichel and his father's shadow:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3357731/Kasper-Schmeichel-people-think-s-OK-tell-ll-never-good-dad.html
>people-think-s-OK-tell-ll-never-good-dad
didn't know he had kids
>>64240816
He has two :)
>>64240804
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk
thanks but no thanks famalam
One of the Danish handball players is in a lesbian relationship with one of the Swedish players.
>>64240870
got any pics?
>>64240865
But it's an interview with Kasper, not an article about cancer or transfer rumours.
>Denmark is a lesbian
>>64240885
You can find it at the bottom of this article:
http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/haandbold/mulle-hyldes-efter-troestebillede-viser-sportens-bedste-side/5871104
I don't want to risk anything by posting it here since they are not in their playing uniforms
Where do I unsubscribe the Denmark newsletter?
>>64240937
That's from a Danish game I think, or at least from a Danish broadcast. Anja Andersen, who is the Maradona of handball, is a lesbian too.
>>64240947
www.reddit.com/r/Germansp/
>neinhold trying to push his subreddit
Fuck off.
>>64240975
neinhold isn't even a mod there
>>64240960
>It's just one über autistic mememeister shitting up the board
essemaitsch
>>64240870
Just like my mangas!
>>64241098
This is them after Denmark sent Sweden out of the World Cup last night :3
>you will never be a qt lesbian
:(
>>64241120
I guess we know who wears the pants then
>qt
This is the Danish half of the couple
>>64241203
Shit like this makes me glad I never got a tattoo when I was 18.
>>64241203
>those legs
would be 8/10 without the tats, srsly
And the pizza face
>>64241164
could be a power bottom
>short hair
>plays handball
>has plenty of tattoos
i don't even need to check
>>64241263
I could see Sweden using a strap-on..
Anne Dorthe Tanderup (middle) won Olympic gold with Denmark in 1996. She met Bjarne Riis at the games, and they later got married.
>>64241307
Mia Hundvin was a qt
She dated Camilla Andersen for a while
>>64241324
And Camilla Andersen, who is referenced here: >>64241338, is the one on the right
>>64241324
Susanne Munk Lauritsen, on the left in both pictures, later married the coach, Ulrik Wilbek.
Anja Andersen, right in this picture, became the greatest woman player in the history of the sport.
>>64241338
yeah. she talked about why she thought she was a lesbian on some talkshow. once, in her childhood, she had accidentally ran into her hippy dad's dick, and thought it was gross. she thinks that's why she preferred girls for a while.
calm down, denmark
So what are your plans for the evening?
What was the name of that really tall German player with the funny glasses?
We're talking men's handball here
>We're talking men's handball here
said no one ever
>>64241515
The European Championships are in January 2016.
>>64241496
Peter Hartmann
>>64241544
and?
I've been to two live handball matches, both in the men's department. One was the Danish championship final and the other was a Champions League match
>>64241550
No I don't think so
>>64241554
We're going to watch
is per ciljan skjelbred at all relevant in bundes? i really liked him when he was in norway, but he kind of disappeared when he left for germany.
>>64241571
thoughts
>>64241571
Hertha is playing a (for their measures) great season so far with him being an integral part of their midfield.
>>64241571
he is having a great season in berlin
>>64241597
he fucked up several times in norway, both club and national, but has had success in sweden several times. now he wants to try the third scandi nation. it was a bit of a meme choice to pick him 2bh, but he could do well if he's backed completely by players.
>norwegian running kobenhavn
>norwegian running denmark
feels weird
>>64241491
Eating cottage cheese, lurking imageboards and going to bed before nine
>>64241642
>>64241597
oh wait he was already in brondby wasn't he.
>>64241610
>>64241627
nice, he deserves it, always was a charismatic, hard worker.
>>64241642
I would have been happy even with Ståle to be honest, so being Norwegian is not a big problem for me.
I hope he works out like Bosse Johansson who came in from Sweden between Ricardo and Morten Olsen. A nice older guy for two years, and then on to a sharper profile.
>>64241672
Yes. He was so-so, but later developments have shown that his relative lack of succes was not as much down to him as we thought at the time.
>>64241571
In that picture he kinda looks like a blonde version of that 30 Seconds to Mars singer.
>>64241823
My feet are cold.
>>64241744
>that 30 Seconds to Mars singer.
Jared Leto?
>>64241823
>Thibad Cuntois
>Branislavshit Iwankovic
>Ramishit
>Oscat
>Baden Hazarsch
>Dieno Coshit
>Nilmano Mashit
>Nillian
>John Terribad
>Césarse Assnilibeta
>>64241900
Great post
>Mit den Doping-Proben haben die HSV-Profis so ihre Probleme. Zuletzt in Bremen (3:1) dauerte es fast drei Stunden, ehe Ivo Ilicevic konnte. In Wolfsburg hatten Gotoku Sakai und Michael Gregoritsch die gleichen Probleme. Als die beiden gegen 19.30 Uhr von der Kontrolle kamen, war der Mannschaftsbus schon lange auf dem Heimweg. Sicherheits-Chef Tobias Leibrock brachte die beiden nach Hamburg.
now it all makes sense
>>64241823
>that i phone shadow
>that lgbt gay sleeve on the st.pauli trikot
>that rasen
arminia will win
>Matthäus-Ex Joanna
>Kluge Männer finde ich sehr sexy
Who would have thought!
night
>>64242418
?? The game starts in 12 minutes
>>64242418
Will you wake at midnight to shit out your cottage cheese?
>game starts at 21:00
>want to go to bed at 22:00
yeah, i won't watch the first half
>>64242452
>>64242461
american and norway please go to your lelpl containment threads we are watching st.pauli here
>norway
oh boy
>>64242516
I hate Pauli
>>64242516
Noted.
>>64242540
why=
>>64242590
There's a St. Pauli bar in my neighborhood with posters like this outside
>>64242696
Really cringeworthy teenage stuff
were they mean to you?
tfw when you can understand swedish despite never having learned it
>>64242724
>>64242696
literally Sören-tier
>>64242745
No I could probably beat them up easily
>>64242752
>I could probably beat them up easily
:3
>>64242794
nice christmas lawn pattern
>>64242803
gb2krautchan nerd
>>64242794
This pleases me. I should turn the tv on..
>>64242874
Sören pls
God I hate Denmark
>>64242908
>>64242971
I often feel the same
>>64242794
Bayern should do this for Oktoberfest and dye it in white and blue.
>Peter Neururer in charge of parking right
>epl on
>everyone leaves
>>64243467
/bundes/ is a cosmopolitan community
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>>64243679
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
>you will never become a rags to riches story
Why live?
That Vardy lad though
>tfw we're winning the prem this season
>>64243998
>tfw I will post this picture in every bundes
>tfw I sit right next to the router and have dynamic ip so ban is circumvented in 10 seconds
>>64243998
That is designed to make a lot of people mad
>>64243998
kek
Lack of kuckolding tobih
>>64243998
>guy gets money from his job
>uses it to spend it on consumer goods
nice. would do the same
>>64243998
It's good to see people actually spend their money to boost our economy. Thanks for posting, brudi.
>>64243998
The stuff in this pic isn't even expensive.
Uhh what the heck is going on with twitter
Posts all jumbled together, old ones at the top and shit
>>64243998
>post this pic on /pol/
>make up some bullshit story about how you found this pic on your REAL facebook or some shit
>see /pol/ delude themselves again
>>64244511
>>64244261
>>64244168
>this mad cvck
>>64244599
don't listen to her. sailor moon was cool af
LAMO
>>64244743
its just a meme i think
even americans wouldnt be that stupid
>A team with Huth and Fuchs in their starting 11 is on top of the E""""P""""L in december
tip top lel
>>64244743
>>64244923
Our politics are basically memes that have actualized in reality.
>>64244476
http://www.digitaltrends.com/social-media/twitter-testing-timeline-changes-see-tweets-appear-order-format/
I don't use it, so can't really help
>>64244961
>>64244743
Sadly, this is true in 2015
>>64244968
>changes
>>64245023
Cute
>>64244743
I'm not but who know about other people. I had a roommate whos pretty conservative but he thinks trump is too crazy to support. I think most conservatives feel the same.
Mahrez is a Bayern player come February. He's the dynamic dimension they are lacking.
>>64245262
literally who?
>>64245374
The best player of the BPL
>>64245262
I hope Lester can keep everyone until at least the summer.
>>64245417
Sorry I don't follow the Burmese Premier League
>>64245529
Pleb
How ded is Reus again?
>>64245620
Just faking it to enjoy some extended Winterfestferien
Moyes is pretty much an overrated Magath desu
>>64246425
He's taking over in Gelsenkirchen in a few weeks
>>64246425
Amazing how quickly it can go wrong for a manager.
>>64246519
Mouyes or Mono?
>>64245374
paki robben
>>64246583
They will co-manage
Few more Chelsea losses and Horst should try his luck and phone Mourinho.
another loss for dictatorship kind of managers
another win for humanity
there are basically 3 kinds of coaches in the world:
motivators: tuchel, schubert, klopp, ancelotti
dictators: magath, pep, favre, butthead, mouyes
memes: fat spanish waiter, AVB, Di Matteo, Neururer, Stevens
>>64247076
You should add 300 words and sell this to bleacherreport
>>64244937
they have one of the worst defences in the league
it's just that vardy and mahrez are absolutely raping and they're outscoring their opponents
>>64247111
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>>64247267
their defense is quite ok actually
>>64247398
>Frosinone
I don't even know what team that is
>>64247495
serie a relegation fodder
they'll rip in rip end of season
>>64247398
conceded the most goals in the top 13 mate
their strikers are saving the likes of huth and fuchs
>>64241839
yes
>>64245683
mein neger
Winter is discriminatory. please use "colder season" from now on
>>64247872
I will.
>>64247872
'Colder season' is more discriminate
>Wenn heute der Kartenverkauf im Internet startet, wartet auf die an den Spielen der deutschen Elf interessierten Anhänger nämlich eine ganz besondere Hürde: Bewerben darf sich nur, wer zuvor dem sogenannten »Fan Club Nationalmannschaft« beigetreten ist. Das ist nicht nur entwürdigend, weil die Fanabteilung von Coca Colas und Oliver Bierhoffs Gnaden seit jeher ein Charisma verströmt, das mit »aseptisch« noch freundlich beschrieben ist. Es ist vor allem verdammt teuer: Wer in der ganzen Verkaufsphase dabei sein will, zahlt eine Aufnahmegebühr (10 Euro) plus zwei Jahresbeiträge für 2015 und 2016 (je 30 Euro). Macht 70 Euro, um auch nur die Option auf ein einziges Ticket zu haben.
are you fucking kidding me
Would Asuka be a dortmund fan?
I hope so, cause....
>>64250079
im in the BMG fan project so i can get cards anyways ha ha check mate non-fanclub plebs
>>64251483
asuka is a neverkusen fan newfag
>>64251584
that doesn't make it any less horseshit desu
>>64251613
Yeah well
my headcanon and the money i spent says otherwise
>>64251483
no, she is not an annoying bandwagoner
>chelshit
>>64242794
How do you even do this. Roboter lawn mowers?
>>64244937
What a story, Jeff
Night Bundes
ZIEHT DEN BAYERN DIE LEDERHOSEN AUS
>>64244937
>talking shit about my atze robert "the berlin wall" huth
morning bundesu
ayy fuck jews right?
>>64258502
go away canada
In an alternate universe a toucan is posing for a photograph with a semi tame Kevin, while another toucan takes the photograph
>Nach Informationen von „bild.de“ wird Marco Reus (26) für die letzten beiden Liga-Spiele des BVB ausfallen. Trainer Tuchel zeigte sich „sehr traurig.“ Reus war beim Spiel gegen Frankfurt (4:1) mit Adduktorenbeschwerden ausgewechselt worden.
>>64258728
>literally being made out of glass
>>64258728
>die letzten beiden Liga-Spiele
>letzten beiden
would he make an all-time dortmund XI? if not, what would such a team look like?
>>64258766
that's what happens when you become the most overhyped player in germany
>hating reus
you are just jelly because hs is so qt :3
Lovren is out for up to a month. Thankfully Sakho should be back for Sunday's game.
>>64258728
>mfw Köln wins
>Im Interview mit der „Frankfurter Allgemeinen Zeitung“ äußerte sich Magath auch zu der Kritik an seiner Transferpolitik in Gelsenkirchen und Wolfsburg. Bei Schalke 04 hatte Magath in 18 Monaten 32 Spieler geholt und 31 abgegeben, in Wolfsburg in 17 Monaten 38 verpflichtet sowie 43 verkauft. Magath dazu: „Man muss das auch immer in Relation zur gestellten Aufgabe sehen, wie den damals geforderten Umbruch auf Schalke. Ich kann für mich nur feststellen: Ich habe die Klubs immer in besserem Zustand hinterlassen, als ich sie vorgefunden hatte.“
Felix Magath: Real life rusemaster
>>64259054
He's right tho
>>64259054
he led >Schalke to the CL semis. Could've even got to the final, if Tönnies and Hotte didnt fire him for no reason for making the best CL season ever for them. That was the most >Schalke moment of my life
>>64259054
Will he come back to the Buli someday?
>>64259109
oh and not to mention he made Schalke win the cuppa
Firing him and then firing Keller some years later lel
>>64259109
Rangnick led them to the semis.
>>64259131
>>64259140
And he also won them the cup.
>>64259119
He is angling for the Stuttgart job. That would be the end of Robin Dutt.
>>64259147
Raul did actually
Kasper Hjulmand has been reappointed as head coach of FC Nordsjælland.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/15/swansea-huw-jenkins-marcelo-bielsa
>>64259380
Is that good or bad? Good for the league and the club.
>>64259420
Yeah, but a bit unambitious of him. There was talk of him being a leading candidate for the Malmö job.
Felix Brych is going to be the German referee at Euro 2016
who will win today /bundesu/ your predictions
>Unterhaching 1 - 2 Neverkusen
>Mönchengladbach 1 - 0 Bremen
>Aue 3 - 1 Heidenheim
>Buyern 2 - 0 Darmstadt
>Nürnberg 2 - 1 Berlin
>Stuttgart 0 - 2 Braunschweig
>Augsburg 1 - 2 Dortmund
>1860 3 - 0 Bochum
>>64259440
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64259436
Hopefully, when he is old, the DBU will remember him.
>>64259452
>today
>lists tomorrow too
Kusen
Gladbeck in ET/on pens
Heidenheim
Buyern
Berlin
Stuttgart
Dortmund in ET/pens
Bochum in ET
BMG
Leverkusen
Hedenheim (sorry numbers)
Munich
Oh and FC Nordsjælland have been sold to foreign investors, led by Tom Vernon.
They had been in negotiations with Randers, but the deal fell through.
>>64259475
Seems like a nice chap.
>>64259475
>Tom Vernon (23 April 1939 – 11 September 2013)[1][2][3][4][5] was a British broadcaster and writer, best known as the titular "Fat Man" of a number of popular travelogues.
He died of a heart attack on 11 September 2013.
o.k.
>>64259510
Doesn't sound promising
>>64244743
It looks certain he will be the republican candidate.
George Washington was right to not want political parties.
>>64260359
>>64260370
>>64260381
>>64260396
Wena nido
How bad will the lilies get rekt?
>>64259397
Hmm
Thank you.
>>64260427
this gonna be ugly
>>64260549
so are u lol
>>64260568
did not see that coming desu
What is Scotland going to watch tonight?
>>64260624
his wife getting dicked by niggers lol
>>64260624
Fulham - Ipswich, probably.
>>64260624
simulcast
>>64260635
cuck
>>64260642
Nah
>>64260624
Chilean sea bass, I suppose
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Sommer, Korb, Nordtveit, Christensen, Wendt, Dahoud, Xhaka, Johnson, Hazard, Stindl, Raffael
Werder Bremen: Wiedwald - Selassie, Lukimya, Vestergaard, Sternberg - Bargfrede, Fritz - Grillitsch, Piza, Öztunali - Ujah
Unterhaching:
Leverkusen: Leno, Donati, Tah, Toprak, Wendell, Kramer, Kampl, Bellarabi, Mehmedi, Kießling, Hernandez
Gladbach confirm Tony Jantschke is out for three months following an operation on his knee.
oh my god the games start at 7
>>64260936
>Kampl, Bellarabi, Mehmedi, Kießling, Hernandez
I hate this fucking gook for breaking reverse image search
Unterhaching: Marinovic - Bauer, Welzmüller, Winkler, Dombro' - Nicu, Taffert' - Steinherr, Sieghart, Piller - Einsiedler
>>64260967
Borussia - Werder will be delayed by 15 minutes due to traffic
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
(ignore this, just a test run for my thread at 23:00 [yes there will be penalties])
who cares
Holy fuck how am I so bad at FM
Decided to manage Schalke and lost to Jena in the Pokal
pokkal
What's for breakfast tomorrow?
tyskke pokkal
AC vs Vestergaard #theFuture
>>64261362
could be worse,imagine losing to dresden
tyskke pokkal
>>64261362
>Decided to manage Schalke and lost to Jena in the Pokal
Pretty accurate.
>>64261362
post screenshot of your tactics
Where is German Goblin?
>>64261441
maternity leave
>only two games
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
>drinking beer in the cold
These guys are asking to be freezing
Wer /süße Azubine/ hier?
>>64261539
Azubinen are dumb
Listening to Tuchel during interviews or press conferences is so fucking boring and he talks like such a damn autist.
I'm thinking of making a drinking game out of it. Like drink every time he says
>bescheiden
>frisch
>hunger
>>64261546
your dumb lol
mummy mummy
get the bundes
>Augsburg Dortmund tomorrow
Haha lol nice
>>64261554
no u
>>64261555
>>/tv/63673906
https://twitter.com/dickbush/status/676806174205964288
hahaha
woops forgot one
>>>/tv/63673906
Needs more Mexico
FC Bayern line-up:
Neuer - Martinez, Lewandowski, Rafinha, Alonso, Boateng, Lahm (C), Vidal, Müller, Coman, Kimmich
>>64261620
>>64261634
wew lad
>>64261698
What ever happened to Sinan Kurt?
Where is Scotland?
>>64261708
Fuck off, newfag.
>>64261749
He's not even on the bench
>>64261766
Yeah what happened to him?
How are the two matches coming along
>>64261766
Shut up you lonely faggot.
>>64261760
wew lad
>>64261771
I don't know.
>>64261771
There was something about behavioural problems, I think.
>>64261788
Fuck off you underage newfag.
>
>>64261805
wew Lad
>>64261815
>being underage
May as well kill yourself.
>>64261824
Wew lad
>>64261840
Kill yourself, newfag.
>>64261773
Not wery vell
>>64261867
wew lad
New thread when?
Darmstadt: Mathenia - Garics, Sulu, Rajkovic, Junior Diaz - Gondorf, Niemeyer - Heller, Kempe, Vrancic - Wagner
I muted the stream
what's the HSV guy doing here? HSV won't play until the weekend
did you already forget?
>Neverkusen
>Shiterkusen
>>64261884
Fuck off back to /r/soccer, newfag.
>Neverkusen
>>64258502
fuck em i say
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