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NYJ:Jets send rookie WR Devin Smith (ACL) to I.R.
DAL:Cowboys sticking with Cassel at quarterback
IND:Pagano expects Hasselbeck to start vs. Texans
CIN:Bengals: Andy Dalton (thumb) is week to week
SEA:Report: Thomas Rawls doesn't need surgery
IND:Report: Uncertainty about '15 return for Luck
SD:Antonio Gates hints he will return in 2016
JAC:Jags won't update T.J. Yeldon's status Monday
SEA:Seahawks bring back RB Bryce Brown
WAS:DeSean Jackson (knee) not sure he will play
HOU:Brian Hoyer suffered concussion Sunday night
SEA:Seahawks still have no timetable on Lynch
Bills in the afccg
Chiefs
>>64246929
6 RANGS!!!!!!!!!!
rip Devin you were too young ;_;
Miami will win tonight
Skins 2bh
>tfw your team has to play the Jaguars next week
>>64246854
>CIN:Bengals: Andy Dalton (thumb) is week to week
Is it too early to believe in the Bengals?
>>64246464
happened last year to when the bucs were still in contention for the south
>>64246575
>caring about completion percentage
it's not really that important unless your numbers are dismal
cam newton makes 59 out of any 100 passes he attempts
tom brady makes 64 of those 100 passes attempted
over a season, most QBs will attempt around 400-500 passes nowadays, closer to 500
so in the end brady completes about 25 more passes than cam if they have exactly the same amount of pass attempts
over the course of an entire season that's really not that much
Bengals are da bomb
xth for a speedy Andy Dalton recovery
>>64246963
;_;
>>64246998
TFW da bingles will fuck up our draft position
>>64246980
>Miami
>Winning
Pick one
Go Raiders!
Who /drinkingatdaytime/ here?
>>64246998
He's out this week against the 49ers for sure. 49ers are a dumpster fire tho
He's probably (definietely) out next week against the Broncos. Hopefully Manning comes back and throws like 4 interceptions
Week 17 is against the Ravens, who are also a dumpster fire.
2-1 is very likely, and If they beat the Broncos, they'll get a first round bye, which should give Dalton plenty of time to recover
Don't be surprised if the NFL comes down big on both the Steelers and the Bengals this week.
>a Steeler player literally posted a death threat to Vontaze Burfict online then deleted it
>Mike Mitchell head hunting on Eifert
>Vontaze Burfict diving head first into Big Ben's knees
>Antonio Brown literally tried to blow out Reggie Nelson's knees with the dirtiest crackback you'll ever see
>constant fighting after every play from both sides
Tomlin and Lewis will both get big fines for allowing that yesterday. Word 'round the campfire is that the league was embarrassed by how dirty that game was on both sides. They are gonna make sure to get control over the Bengals/Steelers games from now on.
>>64246909
>Bills in the afccg
They won that four years in a row at one time
>>64246464
>>64246464
>>64246464
>mfw we miss out on both
iggles are gonna meme into the playoffs and knock off a good team
nth for Panthers Chiefs owl
>>64247058
who /wishtheyweredrinking/ but /arepretendingtostudy/ here
Panthers are a good team and they have fun while doing it.
>order large papa johns pizza
>get two mediums
Thanks peyton. Please don't let us down tonight dolphins, half the NFC east is counting on you.
>>64247021
stop
>>64247041
/broshipped/
>>64247058
nah
who /onadderallforfinals/ here?
>>64247093
Apparently Tomlin and Lewis has some sort of conference today to figure out how to get their teams calmed down
>>64247121
Right here, family. I have an overdue essay and everything.
>>64247021
Damn bingles
>>64247041
>Raiders and Jaguars matchup in 2016 will most likely be a primetime game involving two of the AFC's best teams
Can't wait desu
>>64247058
thanks for reminding me m9
even if i do have work in about an hour
>>64247151
ayy CWM
we out here
Are the Bungals still in tears?
>>64246854
Why didn't I do a Tenshi edition? That would've been so much more interesting.
>>64247093
>AFC North "rivalries"
What a stupid fucking division.
>>64247093
This the threat? I don't understand black speak so I don't even know what this means
>>64247214
It has the only good rivalries of the past 15 years, pleb.
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3m3 minutes ago
>The #Browns have placed CB Joe Haden (concussions) on Injured Reserve, source said. His season is over.
>The Poops
>>64247172
Bortles v Carr is the new Manning Brady
>people will make memes about Bortles padding his stats in the AFC South and Carr being a System Babby
>>64247200
Next one senpai. This way, it'll give her time to put on her Dez jersey
ITT unstoppable forces
>>64247214
>implying there isn't a more heated rivalry in the NFL right now
>>64247197
tbqh just happy Dalton doesn't need surgery. McCarron looked pretty okay in relief. The Defensive Backs just need to get healthy
Anyone want the Jags to win the AFC South? I'm a Colts fan and I hate out dumpster fire of a team this season, and I hate the Texans too much to want them to make it, so I'm pretty much rooting for the Jags to win it
>>64247058
who /notanalcoholic/ here?
>>64247258
Somebody please shoop this
Anyone still keeping up to date on the Superbelt?
I helped create that stupid idea and I'm curious where it is now.
>>64247248
he was legitimately terrible this season anyway
mercy kill
>>64247258
absolutely triggered
>>64247268
/sp/'s dream superb owl is jags vs bears
>>64247157
Would still expect a lot of action from the NFL anyway. The word "embarrassed" has been flying around a lot since yesterday. And if you embarrass the shield you're gonna get fucked.
Would expect hefty fines to lots of people in an attempt to stop the garbage between these two teams.
>>64247287
Can't afford to be an alky senpai. Same reason I'm not fat.
>>64247287
>He's not an alchoholic
>>64247315
Fines typically come in on Wednesday right? I guess we'll find out then
Time traveler reporting in, here's how the League will look in 2030.
Expansion teams (8):
London Monarchs
Toronto Mounties
St. Louis Cardinals
Oklahoma City Oilers
San Antonio Scorpions
Utah Dragons (Salt Lake City)
Portland Lumberjacks
Sacramento Statesmen
Changes to current franchises:
New York Jets
>move to Queens, NY
Jacksonville Jaguars
>move to Orlando, FL
>change name to Florida Jaguars
Oakland Raiders
>move to Carson, CA
>change name to Los Angeles Raiders
New York Giants
>change name to New Jersey Giants
Washington R*******
>change name to Washington Warriors
St. Louis Rams
>move to Inglewood, CA
>change name to Los Angeles Rams
>give up post-LA history to St. Louis expansion team
Arizona Cardinals
>change name to Phoenix Vipers
>give up Cardinals name, logo, and pre-Phoenix history to St. Louis expansion team
AFCE: Monarchs, Patriots, Jets, Bills, Dolphins
AFCN: Ravens, Steelers, Browns, Bengals, Colts
AFCS: Jaguars, Titans, Texans, Scorpions, Dragons
AFCW: Chiefs, Broncos, Raiders, Chargers, Statesmen
NFCE: Giants, Warriors, Eagles, Mounties, Cowboys
NFCN: Lions, Bears, Packers, Vikings, Cardinals
NFCS: Panthers, Falcons, Buccaneers, Saints, Oilers
NFCW: Vipers, Rams, 49ers, Lumberjacks, Seahawks
>>64246854
Why are the cowboys sticking with Cassel? Either figure out what Moore had to offer, or cut him. Even on the practice squad he's just wasting space if they aren't going to test him and find out if he can replace Romo.
Football sucks
>>64247300
i can track it over time if you want
i've got a lot of free time when i ignore my finals
>>64247337
still as shit as the last time you posted it bud
also
>that much happening in 15 years
>NFL can't even move a team to LA in a reasonable amount of time
>>64247261
>>64247242
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=painting
>yfw it's not a death threat
>>64247242
i think that means he's going to shoot him but not positive
>>64247268
If they made it to the playoffs I'd want them to win.
But they wont be the dumpster fire in the playoffs.
>>64247265
>implying there isn't a more heated rivalry in the NFL right now
I can name a few. Packers-Vikings, Seattle-Arizona, hell even the clusterfuck in the NFC east is more entertaining.
>>64247247
>pats v colts
>eagles v giants
>seahawks v 9ers
sure buddy
>>64247093
>>64247157
Saw a play this weekend where there was some shoving after the whistle and the refs were breaking it up and one ref got slapped in the face by a player, and then didn't throw a flag or anything. Can't remember what game it was, was it this one?
>>64247304
GOAT superb owl would be Seahawks vs. Colts with both Luck and Wilson injured
Hasselbeck vs. Tarvaris Jackson
>>64247366
played through food poisoning i saw
bretty good
>>64247388
A+++++++++
>>64247337
>no Vegas team still
>Portland getting another franchise that will inevitably fail
the future is shite
>>64247360
Sounds like the future is really going to upset you. Eagles won't have any owl appearances between now and then btw.
>>64247337
>New St Louis Football team gets the cardinals
Why not move them back to Chicago?
xth for the future MVP
>>64247383
It literally is a death threat
>>64247430
that's snacks, the best run stuffer in the nfl
>>64247242
Yes, that "death threat"
It's just banter. I'm usually not one to call somebody out, but his first, second, and fourth greentext are delusional bullshit. Burfict really did crawl on his knees trying to take out Ben's knees, though. He dug his own grave by crossing the 50 before the game, which anybody who has been on a football field knows you just don't do. I feel bad for Dalton, as he's a classy guy, but the rest of that organization and their fanbase is swimming in the bottom of the shit barrel.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_POae_Ejg1/
>>64247393
>NFCE
there is nothing entertaining about that shitshow
>>64247401
I don't remember that
>>64247393
>tfw 3/4 years ago NFC West was the laughing stock and the birds and the rams got along pretty amicably considering
>NFC West broship won't happen again because they were brought together by being equally shit and there was nothing to compete for
Is this man elite?
>>64247522
well he's better than nick foles
>>64247433
>Vegas having a major pro sports team
You don't know much about Vegas, do you?
>Portland getting another franchise that will inevitably fail
The last pro football team in Portland did okay as far as support and only failed because their entire league went under (Breakers, USFL). Portland is actually a reasonable future expansion candidate although it probably needs to grow a bit more.
>>64247522
elite at having weird fucking eyes
>>64247453
Because Chicago has a team?
How mad will /sp/ be when russell Wilson wins MVP this year? I'm not even a seahawks fan but the dude is putting his whole team on his back, how can one guy have the most sacks allowed but the highest passer rating?
>>64247440
eh what else is new
why are the mounties in the east? they're closer to the north
>>64247478
today i learned i can't tell the difference between damon harrison and chris ivory from a thumbnail
>>64247522
elite white guilt elicitor
>>64247522
>Eagles QB
>Elite
No.
if the NFL wants to clean up the Bengals and Steelers games they should just issue warnings to both teams and then eject players for dirty plays. Fining and 15 yard penalties won't stop them.
There were about 10 guys that shoulda been ejected yesterday desu. Lotta dudes out there with bad intentions.
>>64247482
Mitchell was literally penalized for the hit that gave Eifert a concussion
Antonio Brown was literally penalized for that block on Reggie Nelson
Williams literally posted that tweet.
How is any of that bullshit? lmao
>>64247572
>why are the mounties in the east? they're closer to the north
Who would you move to get them to the NFCN?
>>64247522
Who fucking cares, that Heisman makes him a meme forever.
>>64247594
Nobody wants to watch the Colts vs Cardinals Redditb owl every game. Sometimes rivalries need to be settled through things beyond the game famo
>>64247482
>just banter
Posting a tweet about how you're going to murder another player isn't banter m8. It's not normal at all.
Burfict is a dirty player, but don't act like the Steelers have and don't have their fair share. Antonio Brown's crackback was the dirtiest block I've seen all season. In a game full of dirty plays, it stood out. He'll get a massive fine for it.
Legit question here guys:
The pats are 1 seed and have basically clinched a playoff birth. The steelers are not currently in the playoffs despite being in my opinion the most dangerous team in the afc that's not New England. The jets hold the wild card slot the steelers need. I think we can all agree we'd rather face the jets in the playoffs rather than the steelers. Is there a rule against the patriots strategically throwing a game to insure that the jets remain a wild card and not the steelers?
you know what ruined my fuckin thanksgiving? I'm a Cowboys fan and all day my female family members kept saying how hot Cam Newton was and after my boys got blown out they brought up how hot he was again and I fuckin snapped and I lost it and I yelled out "BIG DEAL WE GET IT YOURE A FUCKIN NIGGER LOVER! Cam is a fuckin ugly peanut headed monkey boy!" Then everybody got mad at me, yea like I'm the bad person, I'm bad because I was pissed the team I love lost and my sister is a nigger lover? Yea fuck my family they all said that I ruined thanksgiving fuck them and fuck the panthers I hope Cam dies, not ironically or metaphorically, I literally hope he takes a shot to the head so hard his little monkey brain explodes
>>64247696
>implying the Raiders won't beat the Chefs and steelers out of playoff spots. Realistically I don't see the Jest losing until the playoffs, but the Raiders have a real chance if the Broncos beat the steelers and they beat the chefs.
G-go puckers...
Did I die and end up in a bizarro world or something?
Why is NFL.com telling me that the jags dropped 51 points on the colts?
>>64247093
Are there webms of those plays?
Who is Brian Finneran and why is he in Madden 25's all 25 team?
>>64247706
Is this the new /madatthepanthers/ pasta?
>Tfw your divisional rival tries to act tough
>Tfw you BTFO half their roster
Is there a better feeling /sp/? Not even owls feel this good.
>>64247734
I thought you died when the Cowboys scored the TD while the puckers couldn't do anything on offense ;_;
as a Cowboys fan I'm tired of seeing REFBALL used as a tool to defeat my team, just like yesterday, and there's only 1 solution to end this REFBALL, new rule change. The new rule is that there are NO rules, that's the only way the Cowboys can finally have an equal playing field, that's the only way it can TRULY be equal, no rules.
Thoughts?
>>64247706
Tfw when pats fan and have nothing against Newton, yet the idea of a perfect season for him just kills me. Please giants, eli find some of that autismo power and stop them. You're the hero this league deserves, but against my pats not the one we need now, autismo, stop them, please
>>64247696
Anyone care to give me an answer?
Cowboys
Who /FourFallsofBuffalo/ here?
>>64247786
haven't the bengals ended bell's season 2 years in a row?
>implying this isn't happening
>>64247493
give it a couple years :^)
>>64247895
I KNEW THIS WASN'T REALITY
>>64247633
i wouldn't put a canadian team in the league desu
maybe put something in north carolina? raleigh is a decent market
haven't really given it much thought ever
>>64247895
lol
>>64247895
>>64247738
Jasg are have Brett Favre 2.0 and are coming for >NFL's collective anus next year tbhfamreally
>>64247733
>beat the chiefs
nice meme
>>64247914
>Redskins vs Seahawks
Redskins were knocked out of the playoffs via Seattle their last 3 appearances
>>64247914
who are the chiefs gonna lose to
>>64247696
Fuckin sneaky Jews, always thinking ahead
>>64247696
They can just sit their starters.
Which is worth considering to not face the stills.
But the stills may win their division
>>64247949
Seriously though, is this illegal?
>>64247974
Wouldn't that launch another scandal?
>>64247696
There's no rule, but the Jets play the Patriots hard and New England has already beat the Bell-less Steelers so why would you rather play the Jets?
And the Patriots already clinched a playoff berth. Is this your first season watching football? Did you choose the Pats because of their SB win?
Be honest now
>>64247947
4th time's the charm
>>64247914
>Burrs
>>64247948
raiders
>>64247978
Na they could sit starters in week 16 and play the a quarter or half in week 17(to not get them rusty).
>>64247994
The media would tear them apart because people love to hate the Pats. But it's allowed by NFL rules. Teams have done it for years.
>>64247974
Bengals only have to beat the Ravens in week 17 to clinch the division, even if the Bengals finish 1-2 and the Steelers finish 3-0
>>64247913
>2 teams in NC
Makes about as much sense as putting a second team in Philly.
>>64248013
i doubt it, chiefs beat them by 2 scores in oakland
Who Rams/Lions broship here? Awesome gamethread yesterday. Fuck the refs for screwing with some of the coolest fans in the league. You guys are alright.
>>64248022
I'm just saying its possible. Not likely. But they could have a good ole collapse.
>>64248038
>broship
>>64248006
>redskins vs seahawks
if the redskins kill Russell Wilson then they have a small chance
other wise they are fucked.
I'm from the future
I work as Roger Goodell's butt wiper, pic is confirmed
>>64248081
Giants already have 7 losses m8
>>64248094
>the shittershattered Ape House of Atlanta
>>64248083
close, but it's this
>>64248083
Would that be the first time 2 teams play each other in back to back games? (Vikings and Packers)
Would you say the Broncos have a weak offense?
>>64248071
>RG3 Nancy Kerrigans Wilson's knee
>>64248148
not really. your just a gray knight faggot who has nothing to show either way for anything in life. you have been sitting on the fence waiting as you always do for someone to make up your mind for you. go get a hobby because even though your title here is anonymous. i see through you.
lurk moar faggot
>>64248148
yes
>>64248143
Didn't it happen with the Packers and Vikings in the 2013 season? Or maybe there was a game between
>>64248031
put it in charleston then, idc
>>64248148
yeeep
>>64248127
I'm a Cowboys fan you ape worshipping muffin head
>>64248164
2012 even
>>64248002
No, ive been watching them since I was a boy (96 kid) and Brady is my childhood idol, first started watching with my daddio (from Boston) the year we beat the rams.
>>64248195
Is Julian Edelman famous in Israel?
>>64248170
Charleston makes way less sense than Toronto.
>>64248195
Does kraft market the Pats in kikeland?
Are they Isreal's team?
>>64248229
wouldn't the CFL have to dissolve before the NFL were to put a team there
>>64247401
Packers-Cowboys
>>64248226
I love him, but no, israelis follow soccer, but the younger generations like football
>pregame pass-catching show
>dalton doesnt need surgery
>can be back by week 17
prepare yourselves AFC, striking him down only made him more powerful
>LGTSS
>C u c k esota
>GAYchigan
>West VIRGINia
>Oklahomo
>>64247791
Nah I was just eating dinner for most of the second half.
>>64248288
Whoops forgot pic
Who else /sickoftheNFCE/ here
>>64248251
No, there's one channel we have that plays football called fox sport, and Israeli comnentators are worse than 8 Joe bucks put together. In a snow game, they literally stopped talking about the game and during play could do nothing but be amazed at the white stuff falling from the sky For some reason they love showing the nfc south, although I will say that they mentioned that they had a moment of silence for the massachussetts kid killed in a knife attack. Everyone liked that.
>>64248312
me.
>>64247738
some things are stranger than fiction
>>64248312
You and the rest of reddit
>not playing through a broken thumb
>>64248285
Implying he isnt certain to go one and done again in the playoffs
>>64248353
>knowing what reddit talks about
i'm a free mason and some of you guys are alright
bet all in on the eagles
>>64248278
Is there a most popular team in Israel?
>>64248324
So what you're saying is they aren't Israels team...... Yet??
But they will be?
>>64248285
>comes back in week 17
>used all of his strength aganist the ratbird that he got rekt in the playoffs
Seems correct
Are the Giants gonna win?
>tfw only had 4 key players get injured yesterday
It's an improvement.
>>64248356
>israel
>namefagging
jesus kill yourself
>>64248355
they only need one more win against a third string ravens team to lock up their divison. No point to play him
carr btfo
winston btfo
nigwater btfo
>>64248432
>my team is the only one that experiences injuries
fuck off
>>64248394
>>64248404
I just dont know enough about all Israelis, id guess most of them like the pats since the owners a Jew and there was a big news article in Hebrew on that minute of silence they did for the kids. However, I could see some new York team fans here since a lot of American Jews who moved here are new yorkers and that's what they'd know.
>>64248437
how the fuck can anyone have mariota over carr
he was complete fucking trash yesterday
>>64248437
>winston over carr
>memeiota over carr
>>64248437
Too bad the stats don't agree with him
FAGGOT BTFO
>>64248479
>muh 4+td games against shit teams
That means he's good right?
>>64248456
Where did he say or imply that though?
Are you perhaps getting upset over something that isn't there?
Does the mere mention of the Patriots, no, the mere implication of them being a pat of a post upset you?
>>64248437
>texans took Clowney over Bortles
>>64247706
You're a douche, but yur family is gross. Cam is uggo.
Football players have the weirdest fashion sense
>>64248435
Im an American, about half a year from now ill be in Utah, but ive lurked fro years, started namefagging when I foresaw the pats falling back to nothingness when Brady and belichick go, and I want to support them since im gonna be "here forever"
>>64248506
are you a boy or a girl?
>>64248507
*niggers
>>64248507
did he cut up a carpet to make that
>>64248506
wouldn't you be biased anyway
>>64248507
>listens to kendrick lamar once
>>64248596
Why?
>>64248262
No?
>>64248479
>>64248495
to be fair Mariota only has Delanie Walker to work with
and DGB when he remembers to run the right route, which is 20% of the time
>The Cowboys at 4-9 are still in the race for the playoffs
Is AFCE the new AFCS?
>that mnf countdown song
Lay it all on me senpai~
>>64248507
>>64248645
Na it's the new NFCS
The AFCS is on a different level of shit.
>The literal no one likes you conference
David Carr here, ask me anything
>team has a bad stretch
>stay quiet for weeks
>team gets semi hot (4 wins in a row, 2 vs some of the worst teams in the league)
>HURR DURR FIRE JOURNALISTS WHO WROTE US OFF. BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE SEAKEKS
Richard Sherman must literally be a 4chan shitposter
>>64248811
>no 3 leg G-reg
>>64248071
>Redskins kill the Seahawks forever.
>Shove the Cowboys further into irrelevancy.
I see no downside to this.
>literally knows his playbook
>"lol he's not ready. We think Cassel is good"
Fucking hell
>>64248832
You just gotta put your trust in Captain Kirk
If the eagles beat the cardinals, does that it's a giggles superbowl?
>>64248094
When did /sp/ turn into /pol/? Mods, get in here.
>>64248860
Kill yourself faggot white knight kuck
>>64248883
He could be a Dark Knight?
*****OFFICIAL TOP 10 MOST OVERRATED PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS(unbiased)*****
1. Cam Nigger Newton
2. Derek christfag Carr
3. Todd Gurley
4. Antonio Brown
5. The entire Seahawks roster
6. Aaron gay faggot Rodgers
7. Marcus Mariota
8. Luke Kuechly
9. Calvin megashit Johnson
10. Demarcus Ware and Von Miller
9000001. Dez Bryant
>>64247913
Canada makes a shit-ton more sense than England, though. Putting a team in England is just moronic. The schedule mess alone makes the idea absurd.
We /throwback/ now
>>64248860
>responding unironically to copypasta
lmao
>mfw McCarron has to play the first playoff game and the Bengals win it
>>64248905
Da Toxins are da shit
>>64248895
You've just implied Dez Bryant is the least overrated player in the league, food job there faggot
>>64248905
Why do people call everything copy pasta? The navy seals thing is copy pasta, the Chargers thing is copy pasta, that is not
>>64248895
>(unbiased)
>>64248456
Haha just the mere mention of anything New England related riles up the autists.
Chill out you little bitch
>>64248937
No food job rankings are
1. wilfork
2. lacey
999999................ Ryan "Opiate addiction" Mellet
I'm from the future debate me
>>64248468
Arthur Blank owns the Falcons,if you want to have a crappy team to root for.
OFFICIAL POWER CANCEROUS NFL FANBASE RANKING
>implying titans fans
>JUST Teir
1.P****iots
>MASSIVE POWER GAP
2.Bungholes
3.Xhecuks
>Power Gap
4. Chefs
5. Iggles
6.Cowgirls
7.Puckers
>REDDIT TIER
8.Clots
9.Cardilels
>Power Gap
10.Stoolers
11.Viqueens
>Tolerable until they win Tier
12.Failcons
13.Kittens
>MASSIVE POWER GAP
14.Jest
15.Squids
16.R*******
17.Raidniggers
18.$(ers
19.Ratbirds
20.Buncos
21.Gints
>Shit but bro Tier
22.Toxins
23.Browsn
24.Razorcakes
25.Jasg
26.Chorgers
27.Aints
>Meme Tier
29.Burrrrs
30.Lions
31.Busc
>>64248972
I'd like to debate your ability to crop a picture
>>64248972
cropping images has been outlawed in the future btw
>If Giants wins tonight, they have a SNF against the Vikings?
How does that make you feel?
>>64249002
>if the Giants win tonight the Patriots win the division again
Go for it. The Patriots have already reached their maximum amount of primetime games until the playoffs so who cares.
>>64248993
Cropping is illegal in the future.
>>64249041
>The Patriots have already reached their maximum amount of primetime games
So have the Eagles. Elite teams only
>>64248993
Shut the fuck up dickwad, stop being a rude fucking prick that makes nit-picky little comments at the small details of people's posts. It's fucking infuriating.
And the Jets fucking suck too.
Is Blake Bortles elite?
>>64249073
Allen Hurns is Elite senpai
>>64249073
hurns did all the work
>>64249073
nice catch by Hurns
>>64249073
I look forward to the future Carr/Bortles AFC Championship games
http://strawpoll.me/6266007
http://strawpoll.me/6266007
http://strawpoll.me/6266007
my goodness, just look at the time of year!
>>64249073
Why does Bortles always get so close to the LoS when he passes? How many times has he gotten called for illegal forward passes
>>64249124
this 2bh familia
>>64249161
>How many times has he gotten called for illegal forward passes
Twice, both against San Diego
>http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap2000000314258/ranking-the-super-bowls
>a multi-billion dollar company is THIS mad
For the 6 teams out of playoffs what can you take from your season?
>Dean Pees was exposed
>need better depth at the recieving corps
>Trestman was fine up until the 3rd and long short pass play calls
>Tucker will come back next season, he only sucked when they recognized him for kicking well
I hope I didn't miss anything
>>64248437
>complete conviction on #5
VIQUEEN FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
PAUL ALLEN ON SUICIDE WATCH
"MEATSAUCE" PAUL LAMBERT'S TEETH GOING BACK TO 3RD WORLD LEVELS
>>64248479
Carr was trash too fyi, they won that game because the broncos couldn't convert in the redzone and Vernon Davis has 2X4's for hands
>>64249177
That was in like back to back drives, too
I think he completed both Passes?
>>64247696
I think the Pats will keep playing to win until the first round bye is locked in.
>>64249073
He's looked like a top 5 QB the past two weeks. The Jags are easily a playoff team with a competent defense. What you saw yesterday is what happens when the defense actually stops someone
>>64247696
Dirty jew playing out dirty jew tactics
>inb4 nazi
Eli is going to kill it tonight, including /sp/ collective butts.
Cap it motherfuckers
>>64247696
Dirty jew playing out dirty jew tactics
>inb4 nazi
>>64249159
I know, right?
>>64249208
>11. Super Bowl XXXVI - New England Patriots 20, St. Louis Rams 17
"Spygate" has marred what was an exciting contest. New England halted the unstoppable Rams
>NFL.com "journalists" in charge of knowing that spygate happened in 2007
does anyone have a webm of Blounts run from last night?
>>64247116
>iggles are gonna meme their way into the playoffs and win the owl
FTFY
>>64249279
They were recording Rams practices
>>64249274
hahah, remember the time when that happened?
>>64248644
He doesn't have much for weapons
But he does have a handful of mediocre options
So its not that bad
all these annoying niggers dying their hair blonde tryng to be white, fuckin stop
>>64249274
So sad Sean won't live to see the Pats win another owl ;_;
>>64249274
>Malcolm hasn't gotten an int since
Worth it.
>>64249247
too bad it's not gonna happen again this season with the WRs they're facing
>Julio
>Cooks and Snead
>Hopkins
>>64249306
fair enough
>>64249305
whats more important is the complete meltdown chimpout that seattle caused immediately after this play
>>64249330
>>64249330
This, made even funnier by the fact that it was literally all black vs all white players since the pats offense is literally the whitest in the nfl
>>64249321
>Malcolm hasn't gotten an int since
>>64249274
>there might never be another moment in my life as glorious as this one
I will never be able to forget those feelings of elation.
Still tickles me just watching that webm.
>>64249390
Oh ya I forgot about that one. What incredible concentration and a grab.
>he has missed so many near ints this season, but he makes absolutely absurd ints like that and the super bowl winner
BASED BUTLER
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Tom Brady is undoubtedly the league MVP but he won't win because the NFL hates him and le dancing jiggaboo is undefeated
Are we all ready to admit that this mofo is elite?
>>64249426
Carson Palmer has played better tbqh
>>64247004
Not to mention % alone is a misleading stat. Cam throws the ball downfield far more than Brady, and naturally this results in a lower percentage
>>64248437
Pretty sure Carr has to play the hardest defenses outta all those QBs. Last year as a rookie he had the hardest schedule in the NFL. Look at his division two top 5 defenses. Meanwhile Bortles can meme it up in the South like Peyton did. I like Carr Then Bortles then Winston the rest are shit.
>>64249002
If it happens, automatic win for giants. Vikings have an awful record with primetime games
>>64249494
No he hasn't tbqh with you Joe
He's played REALLY close to Brady, but still not better.
>>64249494
this, palmer for MVP
>>64249301
And I suppose there is some proof for this. No one would just go around and post baseless accusation on the internet, right?
>>64249073
>mfw Hoyer misses the game against Tennessee and Mariota styles all over the Texans
Jags fan here, I'll buy a Titans jersey if the Titans beat Houston and Indy and Jacksonville wins out
>>64249426
How does going undefeated NOT make him the MVP?
>>64249510
>Cam throws the ball downfield far more than Brady, and naturally this results in a lower percentage
Not if McDumbshit has anything to say about it, given recent weeks and his new gameplans of "fuck it, throw it deep to Lafell for no reason"
>>64249515
he looks like a wizard trying to cast a spell at #51
>>64249515
The worst teams often have the hardest schedules considering they cant play themselves.
>>64249555
>a team is one man
>>64249515
this desu
>>64249600
Trips > Dubs
>>64249551
>I'll buy a titans jersey
whoa there motherfucker
>>64248432
I swear I thought the Panthers were going to fall apart at the end of that game.
At a time when the starters probably should have been sitting, too.
>>64249523
Even with Peterson? The Giants needs to load up to stop the run. I feel bad for bridgewater doe.
Is Obj the next coming of Randy Moss?
>WHO YOU ARE IN THE DARK IS WHO YOU WILL SOON BE IN THE LIGHT
Thanks Ray, words of wisdom.
>>64249668
>I feel bad for bridgewater doe
Why? He sucks
good form
>>64249678
Fuck no
>>64249555
Because there is no I in TEAM you fucking illiterate shitter.
>>64249551
I doubt they even will care once they get destroyed by New England again. Against the Jets it looked like no body on the team really cared. What im saying is don't bet on the Titans.
>Gloves BTFO
NFL should ban them
kek his face
>>64249634
>Not buying a Titans jersey to remind you that they atoned for their sins by launching the Jags into their first division title
>espn saying recievers today are worse cause of muh gloves
>leave out how everyone used stickum back in the 70's
>>64249678
More like the next T.O.
>>64249668
I couldn't find any stats on total late night games but in the last 5 years, vikings have been 1-17 in primetime AWAY games. At home, I would say that have no more than 5 more additional wins in those 5 years.
>>64249510
>and naturally this results in a lower percentage
I don't think you know what percentage means.
>>64249754
BAN ALL ASSAULT STICKY GLOVES.
ooooook i'm done
*[result]* = playoff game, **[result]** = Super Bowl
1966: GB wins belt
1967: GB<MIN, MIN<ATL, ATL<DAL, DAL<WAS, WAS<CLE, CLE<PHI
1968: PHI<GB, GB<MIN, MIN<CHI, CHI<BAL, BAL<CLE, CLE<STL
1969: STL<DAL, DAL<CLE, CLE<MIN, CLE<ATL
1970: ATL<GB, GB<LA, LA<MIN, MIN<NYJ, NYJ<OAK, OAK<SF, *SF<DAL*, **DAL<BAL**, belt consolidated for the season
1971: BAL<CLE, CLE<OAK, OAK<BAL, BAL<NE
1972: NE<CIN, CIN<CLE, CLE<KC, KC<CIN, CIN<LA, LA<OAK, OAK<KC, KC<PIT, PIT<CLE, CLE<PIT, *PIT<MIA*, **MIA>WAS**, belt consolidated for the season
1973: MIA<OAK, OAK<KC, KC<CIN, CIN<PIT, PIT<DEN, DEN<DAL, *DAL<MIN*, **MIN<MIA**, belt consolidated for the season
1974: MIA<NE, NE<BUF, BUF<HOU, HOU<DAL, DAL<OAK, *OAK<PIT*, **PIT>MIN**, belt consolidated for the season
1975: PIT<BUF, BUF<NYG, NYG<STL, STL<BUF, BUF<MIA, MIA<BAL, *BAL<PIT*, **PIT>DAL**, belt consolidated for the season
1976: PIT<OAK, OAK<NE, NE<DET, DET<WAS, WAS<DAL, DAL<ATL, ATL<HOU, HOU<CLE, CLE<KC
1977: KC<NE, NE<CLE, CLE<PIT, PIT<HOU, HOU<CLE, CLE<CIN, CIN<MIN, MIN<CHI, *CHI<DAL*, **DAL>DEN**, belt consolidated for the season
1978: DAL<LA, LA<NO, NO<PIT, PIT<LA, LA<CLE, CLE<SEA, SEA<SD
1979: SD<NE, NE<GB, GB<ATL, ATL<OAK, OAK<NYJ, NYJ<HOU, HOU<CLE, CLE<OAK, OAK<SEA
1980: SEA<SD, SD<BUF, BUF<BAL, BAL<NE, NE<BUF, BUF<ATL, ATL<LA, *LA<DAL*, *DAL<PHI*, **PHI<OAK**, belt consolidated for the season
1981: OAK<DEN, DEN<SEA, SEA<OAK, OAK<DET, DET<TB, TB<OAK, OAK<KC, KC<SD, SD<CIN, CIN<SF, **SF>CIN**, belt consolidated for the season
1982: SF<LA, LA<CIN, CIN<SD, SD<LA, *LA<NYJ*, *NYJ<MIA*, **MIA<WAS**, belt consolidated for the season
1983: WAS<DAL, DAL<LA, LA<SEA, SEA<STL, STL<DAL, DAL<WAS, **WAS<LA**, belt consolidated for the season
1984: LA<DEN, DEN<SEA, SEA<KC
1985: KC<MIA, MIA<NYJ, NYJ<NE, NE<NYJ, NYJ<DET, DET<NE, NE<MIA, *MIA<NE*, **NE<CHI**, belt consolidated for the season
gotta split this in half because it's too long
>>64249770
Too bad Houston cant beat the colts.
>>64249803
REPLUBIKUCK,
LEGALIZE EVERY DAY GLOVES
>>64249774
This.
And receivers are worse nowadays because of the coaching on receivers
Nobody is actually taught how to catch anymore. It's simply "secure the ball"
There's not teaching of hand techniques. No teaching of getting the ball into. No teaching of how to beat out a DB on a grab.
Some of that is natural talent, but a lot of catching mechanics can be taught and they just aren't anymore.
And nowadays people try so hard to catch things with their hands/fingertips instead of just letting the ball glide into their hands (i.e. they shoot their hands up at the ball instead of just letting the ball fall into their hands).
>>64249808
1986: CHI<MIN, MIN<CLE, CLE<LA, LA<PHI, PHI<WAS, *WAS<NYG*, **NYG>DEN**, belt consolidated for the season
1987: NYG<CHI, CHI<NO, NO<SF, SF<NO, *NO<MIN*, *MIN<WAS*, **WAS>DEN**, belt consolidated for the season
1988: WAS<NYG, NYG<SF, SF<ATL, ATL<DAL, DAL<NO, NO<LA, LA<PHI, PHI<WAS, WAS<DAL, DAL<PHI, *PHI<CHI*, *CHI<SF*, **SF>CIN**, belt consolidated for the season
1989: SF<LA, LA<BUF, BUF<ATL, ATL<SF, SF<GB, GB<KC, KC<SD
1990: SD<DAL, DAL<NYG, NYG<PHI, PHI<BUF, BUF<WAS, *WAS<SF*, *SF<NYG*, **NYG>BUF**, belt consolidated for the season
1991: NYG<LA, LA<NO, NO<CHI, CHI<MIA, MIA<SD, SD<DEN, *DEN<BUF*, **BUF<WAS**, belt consolidated for the season
1992: WAS<DAL, DAL<PHI, PHI<KC, KC<DAL, DAL<LA, LA<SF, *SF<DAL*, **DAL>BUF**, belt consolidated for the season
1993: DAL<WAS, WAS<PHX, PHX<DAL, DAL<ATL, ATL<HOU, *HOU<KC*, *KC<BUF*, **DAL>BUF**, belt consolidated for the season
1994: DAL<DET, DET<NE, NE<LA, LA<MIA, MIA<CHI, CHI<MIN, MIN<DET, DET<MIA, *MIA<SD*, **SD<SF**, belt consolidated for the season
1995: SF<DET, DET<GB, GB<DET, DET<ATL, ATL<BUF, BUF<NE, NE<NO, NO<ATL, ATL<CAR, CAR<WAS
1996: WAS<PHI, PHI<GB, GB<MIN, MIN<NYG, NYG<PHI, PHI<BUF, BUF<IND, IND<CIN
1997: CIN<BAL, BAL<SD, SD<KC, KC<JAX, JAX<CIN, CIN<PHI, PHI<NYG, *NYG<MIN*, *MIN<SF*, *SF<GB*, **GB<DEN**, belt consolidated for the season
1998: DEN<NYG
1999: NYG<WAS, WAS<DAL, DAL<IND, IND<BUF, *BUF<TEN*, **TEN<STL**, belt consolidated for the season
2000: STL<KC, KC<OAK, OAK<DEN, DEN<KC, KC<ATL
2001: ATL<SF, SF<STL, STL<NO, NO<NYJ, NYJ<NE, **NE>STL**, belt consolidated for the season
2002: NE<SD, SD<DEN, DEN<MIA, MIA<BUF, BUF<NE, NE<OAK, OAK<MIA, MIA<MIN
2003: MIN<NYG, ATL<NO, NO<PHI, PHI<SF, SF<SEA, *SEA<GB*, *GB<PHI*, *PHI<CAR*, **CAR<NE**, belt consolidated for the season
2004: NE<PIT, *PIT<NE*, **NE>PHI**, belt consolidated for the season
2005: NE<CAR, CAR<MIA, MIA<BUF, BUF<OAK, OAK<KC, KC<BUF, BUF<SD, SD<MIA
2006: MIA<PIT, PIT<JAX, JAX<IND, IND<DAL, DAL<NO, NO<WAS, WAS<STL
2long
>>64249854
>>64249808
filtered, thanks for putting a tripcode on
>>64249753
the GM's not gonna survive after this year is he?
>>64249770
>buying a division rival's jersey for any reason
nah m8
>>64249781
I hope their primetime record stands when the Giants takes on the Vikings. I want the Giants to continue the Eli cycle or prophecy.
>>64249854
2007: STL<CAR, CAR<HOU, HOU<IND, IND<NE, **NE<NYG**, belt consolidated for the season
2008: NYG<CLE, CLE<WAS, WAS<PIT, PIT<IND, *IND<SD*, *SD<PIT*, **PIT>ARZ**, belt consolidated for the season
2009: PIT<CHI, CHI<ATL, ATL<DAL, DAL<GB, GB<PIT
2010: PIT<BAL, BAL<NE, NE<CLE, CLE<NYJ, NYJ<NE, *NE<NYJ*, *NYJ<PIT*, **PIT<GB**, belt consolidated for the season
2011: GB<KC, KC<OAK, OAK<SD
2012: SD<ATL, ATL<NO, NO<SF, SF<STL, STL<MIN, *MIN<GB*, *GB<SF*, **SF<BAL**, belt consolidated for the season
2013: BAL<DEN, DEN<IND, IND<STL, STL<SF, *SF<SEA*, **SEA>DEN**, belt consolidated for the season
2014: SEA<SD, SD<KC, KC<OAK, OAK<STL, STL<ARZ, ARZ<SEA, **SEA<NE**, belt consolidated for the season
2015: NE<DEN, DEN<OAK
The current possesor of the SuperBelt are the Oakland Raiders
>>64249854
Put it in a fucking pastebin or something, like christ.
>>64249927
Jesus christ you have some serious autism
>>64249927
Stop, this shit is an eyesore.
>People not knowing about lineal NFL championship
>>64249818
Houston's going to fuck Indy in the ass if Indy plays like they did against Jacksonville
>LSU had both Jarvis Landry and OBJ at the same time and couldn't win a natty
my god, Les Miles should have been GONE a long time ago.
>>64249890
He shouldn't considering he's been an awful drafter and missed on a lot of free agent pick ups. I wouldn't be shocked if he stayed if he somehow convinced that he wasn't apart of picking Whisenhunt.
>>64249958
what tipped you off
here's a little something i whipped up for fans of the lucky reigning champion, enjoy it while you can m8s
>>64250085
>Wide Recievers make a team
He didn't have a QB m9
>>64250078
They cant fucking score.
I guess the defense could get 2 td's. But I don't think Indy is that bad.
>if you wanna win you gotta score more points.
They could get a tie though?
That's how the jags get in.
>>64249844
>And nowadays people try so hard to catch things with their hands/fingertips instead of just letting the ball glide into their hand
As a wide out, you're taught to go after the ball
>>64250134
>Jags get in
It's how the titans would have gotten in if they weren't fuck up losers
>>64250085
LSU hasn't been able to recruit an even half-decent QB for quite a while now
the best QB they've had since JaMarcus Russel was Mettenberger, and he was dogshit for most of his time there
>>64250162
Every one in the division is a fuckup loser.
>>64250170
How the fuck does Baylor and TCU shit out good college quarterbacks when LSU can't get one?
>SportsCenter @SportsCenter 3m3 minutes ago
>Crazy Stat of the Day: A University of Alabama quarterback hasn't won an NFL game since 1987.
>>64250228
>AJ McCarron thinks he is the second coming of Brady
>>64250228
BAMA A SHIT
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>>64250214
They're in Texas. Also
>les
>>64249927
>The current possesor of the SuperBelt are the Oakland Raiders
>>64250214
your guess is as good as mine
with all the QBs in state and the Longhorns fucking themselves over I'd think they'd be able to poach at least one of them
>>64248164
That was 2012 during Adrian Beatherson's almost record setting year
The Packers destroyed Ponder's arm, so despite winning handily the last week they succeeded in knocking the starting QB out and force Joe Webb out for the slaughter
Logan Ryan= Top 10 Corner
>>64250352
Wow, two SD CBs made the list. At least some defensive players aren't utter shit.
>>64250352
>tfw David Amerson has been solid as fuck since coming from Washington
>>64248311
I would have been impressed if they had searched instead for the "right to arm and keep bears"
>>64250228
>not having your alabama drafted qb win the owl
other teams what are you doing
>>64250433
>alabama drafted qb
>winning one owl
Smh desu senpai
>>64250352
>not a single eagles CB
all is normal
i'm glad to see that pacman jones actually made something of himself in the league
also what's with the retarded abbreviations? HST instead of HOU? SL instead of STL? BLT does not make me think of baltimore, nor CLV cleveland
>>64250352
I figured Patrick Peterson would be a lot higher on that list
Colts (6-7):
>Houston
>At Miami
>Tennessee
Houston (6-7):
>At Indy
>At Tennessee
>Jacksonville
Jaaaaaaags (5-8):
>Atlanta
>At New Orleans
>At Houston
CAN THE JAGS DO IT? WILL BORTLE KOMBAT COME ALIVE?
>>64250352
>dat Janoris Jenkins and Trumaine Johnson combo
too bad they're on a team that starts Nick Foles and Case Keenum at QB
>>64250228
Aren't two of the Bengals last games against the Ravens and Browns? Surely they can beat one of them.
>>64250829
>New Orleans secondary vs Jags passing game
With how reckless and careless Bortles is with the ball he may throw 8 touchdowns against that shit tier secondary
>>64250762
what a meaningless, retarded statistic
>>64250884
You have a better chance of being happy with the packers this year than the bungles beating the browns or ravens
>>64250923
the league's certainly expecting it since the game got flexed to a 4pm time
>>64250884
They actually had a difficult time against the Browns last time they played. It was really weird to watch, actually. Joe Haden was all over AJ and Jeremy Hill was doing his best Eddie Lacy impression.
>>64250762
p much
the 1982 chargers lost to the raiders, not the rams though
>>64250829
either houston or indy is pretty much guaranteed two wins from their head-to-head and the tits
i think the jags gotta win out
>>64251023
Gio Bernard could literally rack up 200 yards of total offense per game but Hue Jackson's stubborn ass refuses to realize his superiority in every metric imaginable
>>64251075
Looking at that schedule I think Jacksonville's offense is stalented enough to win out. It's the defense they have to worry about
Atlanta and New Orleans are bad enough that Jacksonville could beat them in a shootout and I feel like Houston is starting to cool down again. It's possible, but Jacksonville has to win out or Indy has to lose out, and Houston has to lose the final two games
>>64251131
It makes it even worse when you try and run a bruiser like Hill out of shotgun formations.
>Alec Etheredge @Intern_Alec 7m7 minutes ago
>Matt Ryan gets a big loud boo from the Atlanta Hawks crowd.
MY SIDES
Who's the sleeper team next year? Raiders right?
>>64251935
Jags and Raiders will literally be the 1-2 seeds in the AFC in 2016
>>64251935
That was this year
Next year it's the redskins
>>64251935
Vikings were the media darling this year
I think it will be the Jags or Raiders next year
Are Colts actually just tanking for new HC and defence picks?
>>64252640
No, but the Chargers are.
You can't spell elite without Eli
>>64252807
You also can't spell little without Eli.
Please win Dolphins.
>The National Association for Business Resources has named the Jacksonville Jaguars to its list of the Best and Brightest Companies to Work For® in the country.
>The Jacksonville Jaguars were the only NFL franchise to appear on the list, which judges everything from stability to family resources to support for smaller businesses.
Why aren't you a Jaguars fan?
There's seriously nothing to dislike about this team.
>>64252807
You also cannot spell:
eliminated
pelican
>>64252939
why do you hate the giants fuck off it's been torture this season
>my gf just said she thinks Joe Buck is handsome
Wtf is going on?????
>>64253156
She clearly has shitty taste in men, hence why she's with you.
>>64253156
can't c.uck the buck
>>64253067
also "eli man penguin boy"
>>64249124
Why? Does Bortles wear makeup too?
>>64253210
Heh
>>64253156
>just show her a picture of him not standing on the milk crate
>>64253133
The cycle. It must not come to pass again.
>>64253368
why, the cycle has hurt the pats, it's done nothing to the packers outside of a few playoff losses
>>64253368
Accept fate, friend. Sometimes the fruit doesn't fall.
>>64250352
No way he's a top 10 corner in reality. Being a patriots fan, I'd rank butler around 10-12 and Ryan around 18 or a little worse.
>>64253515
hey
>>64253368
hey
>>64249927
>>64249854
>>64249808
Living with autism: a 4chan story
>>64249494
They're very close. I honestly think Palmer gets the nod as of right now. His y/a is so good. We'll see, though. I'm just going to be legitimately offended if newton gets the award. He's nowhere the volume required. He'd have to play a full two games while Brady sat two to catch him in terms of all-purpose yards.
>>64252138
>Raiders
>loved by the media
I know people are still going to say Carr was shitty in Denver this weekend, but when you consider the only person to throw more than 2 TDs on the Broncos was Brady (who threw 3 in a loss) Carr's 2 TDs with no turnovers is actually pretty damn impressive.
>>64254024
>THREE
>FOURTH
>QUARTER
>INTERCEPTIONS
>yfw da sillypussies win the superb owl
>>64254347
>1
>9
>9
>3
>>64249477
The training wheels have finally come off the rape train.
This should have been prevented.
It isn't even his final form.
Is Odell Beckham elite?
First for the Chiefs winning the AFC West
>mfw Andy Dalton's is ded and will never win a playoff game
>>64254634
Honestly? He's a meme. Hasn't accomplished shit.
>>64254634
I would be elite too if I was allowed to use the ground to catch passes.
>>64254675
Other than bootyblasting you and your mother obv
>>64254634
Yes. Anybody who says otherwise is a butthurt NFC least fag.
This meme has gone too far. ODB pops on film, his route running is insane.
>http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000601379/article/brandt-ranks-bortles-first-among-qbs-picked-in-last-two-drafts
>carrfags
>>64254675
>>64254685
>>64254753
I'm talking about Odell Beckham, not Odell Beckham Jr.
>>64254827
>NFL Media senior analyst Gil Brandt
Who?
>>64254846
Yes, dumbass, why would you think it was junior
Eagles jags owl incoming faggots
>>64254827
He's not wrong though. Bortles hasn't thrown an interception in two weeks and in that same span has scored 9 touchdowns
>>64254854
Obvious bait is obvious
>tfw abrupt transition from power run offense to passing offense
>Pats clinch AFC East again
When does the 2016 edition delusion of the Jets/Dolphins/Bills start?
I hate the Giants so fucking much. If I were offered a ticket to go watch a snuff film where John Mara, Eli Manning, and Tom Coughlin all got shot in the head, I'd do it.
>>64255014
>needed the giants to win the afc east for you
kinda sad tbqh
>>64255014
The delusion doesn't start until a new coach or player comes to the team
>>64254854
Longtime scout for the Cowboys in the 70s and 80s.
>>64255050
KUCKS
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Fucking Eli should have just chucked one more easy Beckham TD, would have saved my week.
>the malodorous beach at high tide filled with dead dolphins of Dan Campbell
Is it possible to win more thoroughly at the game of life than Tom Brady has?
So its just a three team race for the AFC title between the Pats, Broncos and Steelers, right?
>implying the Chefs have a chance
Win a fucking game you cocknuggets
>>64255014
Right about here
>>64255050
>>64255014
>needing 14 whole weeks to clinch your division
how cute
>>64255085
It is if you beat him at what he does best.
>twice
>>64255085
Someone please tell me they have the webm of the Channel No. 5 commercial where she is shoving her tits in another man's face.
>>64254971
>tfw best pass offense the seahawks have had in forever
was matt hassellbeck this good this long? I can't fucking remember.
>>64255071
So, when Dan Campbell gets the HC job next year and the Jets go on a short playoff run before falling apart in the divisional round?
Bills are always delusional, elsewise they'd stop eating the fucking cake
>>64255085
win six Super Bowls and go 19-0
>>64255105
>Went into the playoffs with a losing record last year
>Won exactly one game before getting cvcked
The puckers are going to eliminate you, tbqh
>>64255115
>implying anyone with a working brain would rather be Eli Autismo than Tom Terrific
>>64255085
be Derek Jeter
>>64255085
My God...
...What's the threadcount on those drapes? They look like bedsheets, for cryin' out loud!
>Dolphins are so ass the Pats win division on their day off
Was hoping they would have gotten hat and t-shirt after a win instead of like this.
>>64255129
did someone say fall about in the divisional round?
>m f w
>>64255085
Have a 10/10 wife
>>64255162
that may be the only correct answer
>>64255105
>tfw waiting for the panthers to go X-1 in the playoffs
it'll be so fucking juicy to shitpost that playoff game that they lose.
I need this.
>>64255191
did he died?
>>64254971
>>64255118
No. He may have been close but it's hard to tell because this overall team is better. Hasselbeck was inconsistent a lot too.
>>64255085
Nah he just about nailed. Giselle is fucking beautiful. I always kek when sp faggots try to act like she isn't. I mean look at that perfect little rump hnnnnng.
Why did the Dolphins stop giving Lamar Miller the ball in the second half when they were facing the worst run Defense in the league and Miller had 2 TDs in the first half and more than 80 yards in the first half?
Why did they make Tannehill throw the ball 41 times?
>>64255219
>>64255150
>I can't wait for the panthers to get exposed by (next good team on schedule)
Same posts every week. Please keep doing this so you can continue to make asses out of yourselves every week.
>tfw it's already Week 14
Where does the time go?
>>64255270
Contract year faggot.
>>64255285
If anything, doesn't that mean they should give it to him often?
>>64255270
I heard Miller was on the sideline getting his ankle taped up.
Williams is shit
>>64255279
I hope you being sarcastic.
God I havent watched a single game in like a month and a half. feel so much better. this season dragged on for so long
Power rankings are finished and will be posted in the next thread.
also how many sacks did dallas thomas give up tonight?
>>64255294
>give him good stats
>have to pay more for him
>in a losing season
No
>>64255294
Are you retarded? If they keep his numbers down it will let them keep him on the cheap.
>>64255279
All this time shitposting and the season is lost, like tears in the rain
>>64255325
>>64255319
Oh, I see what you mean, but they were still in playoff contention going into this game.
>>64255332
I bet they thought they were gonna win when they sat him too.
But that's what happens when you try to pull shit like that. Autism lord strikes you down.
Was I the only one who watched the season finale of Fargo instead of MNF?
>>64255332
seems like 3/4 of the league was technically still in contention until now
Anyone got an unofficial list of who's out now that the week's over?
>>64255275
>implying the Panthers have played any good teams other than maybe Green Bay
>>64255302
No matter how the Dolphins do, I still enjoy watching football.
OBJ vs Josh Norman next week
who wins?
>>64255405
OBJ
>>64255405
the Giants, and by extension /nfl/ and the rest of the football world
>dat black chick in the viagra commercial
>>64255405
America
>>64255381
I could be wrong but I think the Ravens are eliminated
>>64255405
Norman, and he still wont get MVP or DPOTY
>>64255434
>DPOTY
Because he's not. CBs should never be DPOTY
>>64255434
Who's going to get DPOTY over Norman?
>>64251557
he deserves whatever shit he's getting. plenty of teams would kill to have Julio to throw to
>>64255390
>Seahawks will expose the Panthers, they haven't played anyone good all year!
>Packers will expose the Panthers, they haven't played anyone good all year!
>Cowboys will expose the Panthers, Tony Romo will lead the Cowboys into the playoffs!
>Falcons will expose the Panthers, they could barely beat the Saints!
>>64255401
god you must be a masochist. yes I have been scheduled to work for the last month during football sundays but god fuck the dolphins. I rather do more things to advance my life then deal with the same boring shit I have witnessed for 15years
>>64255405
Norman has been consistently shutting down much better receivers all year
>T-this is the year the patriots finally lose the division guys!!!! I swear!!!!
L
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>>64255474
all those teams are in or were in a downward spiral when facing the panthers.
and the panthers are getting cockier each win. They are screwed come playoffs.
cap this panther fags and remember when you lose in the divisional round
>>64255462
If he keeps it up, Mack
>>64255462
Someone with sacks
>>64255458
It's a damn shame
Who makes the best be tight ends for the NFL, blacks, hispanics or normal people?
Asians excluded for obvious reasons
>>64255512
said no one, seriously fuck off mr. revisionist history
>>64255528
>implying Dolphins fans didn't say that about "muh Suh"
>>64255528
Jest and (especially) Dolphins fans say the Pats will lose the AFCE to them every year
>>64255557
no they didnt
the jets were coming off a 4 win season and after the whole jaw breaking incident people were saying they were a lock for #1 overall pick
>>64255557
Most dolphins fans on here except for the one new fag said the dolphins would go 8-8 this year. And they didnt even do that.
the e!spn media said that shit
>>64247776
Falcons WR.
He wasn't that good, though.
>>64255518
tbqh forgot he had 5 sacks this week.
>>64255520
Does the DPOTY have to go to an edge rusher?
>>64255525
anyone who played basketball
It astounds me how year after year the Dolphins are shit, despite going out and either drafting well or getting a good free agent.
I mean, fuck, at least when the Redskins signed some big name, he was either a bad schematic fit or he was a washed-up has-been. The Dolphins are getting all these good young guys, and on paper they're a good team, but year after year they trip all over their own dicks. It's amazing.
>>64255621
Usually, because the voters are all about "muh fantasy stats". Look at Kuechly winning a couple of years ago, guy had a high tackle count so he won.
>>64255621
>Does the DPOTY have to go to an edge rusher?
Yes. Giving a CB the DPOTY is like giving the MVP to a WR.
>>64255621
it's either them or linebackers
>>64255525
White.
>>64255643
the dolphins are mentally soft and paid good players as if they were GREAT players
the jets did this too, but they also got some great value for underrated guys like fitz, b marsh, and buster skrine.
>>64255651
>Giving a CB the DPOTY is like giving the MVP to a WR.
How so?
>>64255643
The dolphins fired their head coach and offensive and defensive coordinators this season, of course they're shit.
Currrent Playoff Seeds
>AFC
1. Pats
2. Bengals
3. Broncos
4. Colts
5. Chiefs
6. Jets
>NFC
1. Panthers
2. Cards
3. Packers
4. whoever now wins the Redskins/Eagles/Giants tiebreaker
5. Seahawks
6. Vikings
>still technically "in the race"
Steelers
Texans
Bills
Raiders
NFCE tiebreak losers
Bears
Falcons
Buccaneers
Saints
Rams
>Oh well, there's always next year
Ravens
Oranges
Titans
Chargers
Dolphins
Jaguars
Lions
Is this pretty much correct right now?
>>64250829
BORTLE KOMBAT confirmed for future GOAT
>>64255668
It's hard to describe, but it just doesn't feel right.
>>64255666
checked
>>64255673
so packers vs Vikings and seahawks vs Iggles/giants/or redskins
do any of those 3 NFC east teams stand a chance?
>>64255085
You don't win at life by cheating.
>Brady's tombstone will have a giant asterisk on it
>>64255690
Oh my fault, I thought you had a real argument
>>64253000
When your owner created the company that supplies bumpers for millions and millions of cars and not one word about unhappy employees, it's to be expected.
>>64255673
Fingers crossed the AFC playoff picture doesn't change
>>64255694
>Brady's tombstone will have a giant asterisk on it
I'll see to it myself
>>64255692
giants, if any
remember these can change anytime after thursday night
also Niners are out
>>64255706
You listen here boy.
That's what we call love. Not an argument.
This is how men solve their problems
Can someone explain why sportscenter is some fucking talk show now instead of just highlights and game recaps? i feel like I hardly see the top 10 anymore
>>64255709
well then you should have beat the steelers this week for both our sakes ):
>>64255719
Disney kikes.
Star Wars is a talk show too now.
Where would you rank Odell Beckham in terms of best WRs?
>>64255727
Everyone died tho. Hopefully the Broncos will beat them
>>64255706
get a load of this tryhard faggot
>>64255745
You know that wont happen.
Can you spot which one of these WRs stick out?
>>64255673
replace jags with 49ers
jags have the best qb in the afc south and are only a game out
>>64255692
Iggles. If Bradford can stay healthy, if they keep putting in the backs the way they are they have good running game, good defense and good special teams.
If Bradford stays healthy he can manage the games. He's still getting better as a passer as he gets comfortable. It takes 2 years to fully be back
>>64255760
Rice, because we can't tell how much the Stickum helped him in terms of that statistic?
Ending this thread with no survivors
>>64255760
moss used pot
>>64255769
The colts have to lose to Houston and Tennessee.
And then the Tox's have to lose to Tennessee and Jacksonville for that to be possible.
I'm not saying the Jags are bad even for the division. But the Titans sure as fuck are.
>>64255760
josh gordon was the only one who won't up end up in the hall of fame
Need a new thread boyos
>>64255805
How about you make it?
>>64255806
It's almost rea
>>64250348
I still cry everytime. I legit think MN would have won, Ponder would have found the cojones to get better from it, and i wouldnt be in the middle of another Vikings young QB debate
>>64255806
>Make thread
>Put it in name instead of subject
This is why you don't have me do things.
>>64255760
>+100 yards per game.
Fuck.
