Alright, enough memes, let's fix Chelsea
>sack Mourinho
>sell everyone worth something (except Courtois)
>force Terry to retire
>keep young players already on the team (Zouma, Loftus-Cheeky)
>use transfer money to build core of young, versatile players
>greater emphasis on attacking/speed
>invest in youth/academy instead of constantly buying new players
>make sure the defense isn't shit so Courtois faces less than 15 shots a match
>loftus cheek
please end this meme, he is average.
>enough memes
>courtois & loftus cheek are good
1. buy Cristiano Ronaldo
2. make profit thanks to merchandise
3. sportive results don't even matter tbqh
>>64245241
>>sack Mourinho
It'll be expensive as hell, but maybe not a bad idea after 3 seasons. Who's the replacement going to be?
>>sell everyone worth something (except Courtois)
Pure genius, all you have to do is go out and buy 10 new players of similar ability in a single summer without violating FFP. Piece of cake.
>>use transfer money to build core of young, versatile players
Translation: Buy Everton and Tottenham
>>greater emphasis on attacking/speed
So now all those new players have to fit that system.
>>invest in youth/academy instead of constantly buying new players
Except for all the money you just spent buying a new team, of course.
>>make sure the defense isn't shit so Courtois faces less than 15 shots a match
Brilliant. Why not "make sure the strikers score goals" and "make sure the team wins games" while you're at it?
>>64245241
>invest in youth/academy instead of constantly buying new players
These well-established "new players" at their peak are 100x better than anyone in the Chelsea academy
>useful reminder
>>64245241
we'll take willian to play alongside Cou tbhfam
Chelsea players are generally fine, a new manager is all they need to turn the season around.
>put the entire team + staff in Blue Plastic Bus Lane
>blow it up and start all over
Let it die already
>>64245431
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I already revealed it in the ManUnited thread so I guess it is just fair to tell it to you guys too. The man you need is Favre. You guys have the players but not the managers and tactics. We had the same problem in germany a while back when we played rather oldschool football, Klopp came and was a big part in modernising the way we play the game. And look at us a shit team like Wolfsburg beat ManUnited - that should never happen. Point being get Favre, you dont need some big name who won a CL title years and years ago - you need a man with a vision and he is that man.
>>64245241
>use transfer money to build core of young, versatile players
>invest in youth/academy instead of constantly buying new players
this may mean dropping to mid table as these things take time to become effective. with a new stadium will they want to risk losing fans/money from fans not attending games
>Sell Hazard, Fabregas, Costa
>Don't sign Ivanovic
>Play Youth to some extent (Kenedy, Traore, RLC getting consistent time)
>Sign a shit ton of players in january
>transfers
Chelsea is already looking like Halal
