>be shit at rugby
>play american football
>be shit at cricket
>play baseball
>be shit at hockey
>play ice hockey
>be shit at football
>play basketball
>be shit at F1
>play nascar
Is the USA the most beta nation in term of professional sports?
>>64239695
>Is the USA the most beta nation in term of professional sports?
yes.
They own the world media, meaning they can endorse their own games, and having a population of 350 million means they have a never-ending supply of talent going through for their own sports, which in turn pay the most in the world. Give me one reason they should play an international sport, because I can't think of any.
>>64239695
> be shit at soccer
> entire county hates it
> be good at soccer
> entire county feels bad your parents had to raise a tard
Objectively soccer can be extremely boring at times. It's like death by slow suffocation when you can tell two middle table teams are completely content to leave with a draw. It's like after the 50th minute they both pack it in and and don't even rush to get forward.
Also no sport/game/anything should end 0-0. A tie is fine, but 0-0 is fucking stupid.
>human_factory.jpg
>>64239948
>the average NFL broadcast has 13 minutes of action
>Football is boring
Ok m8
>>64239948
How is soccer more boring than baseball?
>>64239695
>be shit at F1
You meant "motorsports" right? Formula Mercedes a shit.
>>64240033
this
>>64239695
>don't like a sport
>don't watch it
Try that.
>argentine shitposter
fuck off, your gimmicks are stale
>be shit at football
>play basketball
wew lad
>>64240120
Show me your gimmicks, I only accept critics from better posters
>>64240061
Baseball is even more boring. The only sports I watch are NFL and occasionally nhl. Football at times with European friends
>>64240143
c'mon senpai, no one even watches argentinian professional sports outside of argentina. All your good soccer players go to europe to get paid, all your good boxers move to america to get paid. And thats ALL you guys have.
Europe and USA are the ONLY places for pro sports tbthm8.
Your getting keked by their tv deals i don't know what else to say amigo
>>64240033
Take a piss or get some food, rub your dog's stomach idk. I'm sorry your life is so fucking boring that you have nothing more interesting to do than twiddle your thumbs.
>>64240175
>hats ALL you guys have.
>>64240214
Let me help you with the leaf, senpai.
>>64240214
These numbers are outdated by the way, yesteday we won the Hockey World league so we are probably 1st in the ranking
>>64240230
That image only counts professional team sports; we are also good at individual sports
>>64240214
enjoy being good at meme sports. Like i don't even kno what non-ice hockey looks like.
>>64239695
>implying superior American athletes waste their time on inferior sports before joining the ranks of American sports
>>64240270
>says our sports are memes
>is proud of playing a nich sport like Ice hockey (played by less than 20 million people in the whole world)
>>64240295
I'm quite sure at least 1% of your population (ergo your athletes) care about football (soccer)
1% of your population is more than the whole Uruguayan population. How do you explain that Uruguay produces good players but the USA does not?
>>64240302
your sports are still memes.
Polo, volleyball, hockey. Those are like turbo meme sports.
>>64240368
Are you too poor to afford polo horses?
>Argentina calling anyone else beta
>gets set into a rage whenever you mention the barren islands that they lost to Britain
what the fuck is (not ice) hockey?
>>64240033
football is a game of chess with real people. it's 13 minutes of full sprints
>>64240433
Hockey
The fact you have to add in "ice" to get your sport kind of shows which is the dominant one
>>64239695
>be shit at F1
>play nascar
Pretty sure NASCAR is older than F1 to be quite honest family
>>64240321
https://www.google.com/search?q=population%20of%20uruguay&gws_rd=ssl
https://www.google.com/search?q=population%20of%20uruguay&gws_rd=ssl
South Americans can't into math.
No shit uruguay's overall soccer quality is better because it's all they've cared about for years. The USA wouldn't immediately produce top talent if it switched to that sport, but in 1 or 2 generations it would dominate. Kids in the US will either play a combination of sports or if they choose just one it's probably not soccer because (get ready) no one here watches soccer.
>>64240451
when you say "hockey" non-keks just assume ice-hockey
>>64240463
>South Americans can't into math.
USA population: 320M
Uruguay population: 3M
They have less than 1% your population
>The USA wouldn't immediately produce top talent if it switched to that sport, but in 1 or 2 generations it would dominate.
Americans have been caring about football since the 60s (you bought the best players in the world -Pele and Beckenbauer- to play in your league) and you still haven't produced a semi-decent player
>>64240033
Except it doesn't. NFL rewind has a function to just watch the action. Games are like 30 minutes long.
Also if you define action as "time shit actually happens" then Soccer has 3 seconds of action per 2 hour game.
Does anyone actually watch field hockey outside of the world cup every four years? Real hockey is played on the ice kiddos
>>64240495
>Americans have cared about soccer since the 60s. No they fucking haven't, they still don't care now, we only care if we win and that's only because we like US dominance not the sport.
>>64240385
>Argentina calling someone poor.
OK
>>64240519
You invest more money than us in "soccer" and we are far superior
The only explanation: Argies are physically superior to Americans
>>64240517
no, most of these sports argentina claims to be good at are only relevant during the olympics, and we all know how argentina does there
inb4 "muh amateurs"
the olympics hasn't been an amateur event for decades.
>>64240526
Why are us the best at the most expensive and patrician sport on Earth then?
>>64240495
>since the 60s
No one cared then. No one cares now. Soccer is a joke sport for children.
>>64240535
probably because you're poor as fuck, and kids spend all day playing football in the slums instead of getting an education like in first world countries
>>64240544
In the real world sport don't count my white friend. It's just something to keep outlet eye off the real ball.
>>64240555
Ok, why are we the best at polo? Why are we better than all Europeans at rugby?
These sports are not for poor classes
>>64240544
>america
>good at tennis
>>64240567
>Ok, why are we the best at polo?
because gauchos have literally nothing else to do
>USA cares about soccer
When will this meme die? Our league's "championship" had worse ratings than a re-run of family guy.
>>64240495
https://www.google.com/search?q=pulation%20of%20usa&gws_rd=ssl
318 vs 3.4 you tard
The only people here who care about soccer are Chicanos. The fact that you're actually tryin to argue a population of over 300 million "cares" about a sport because of some signings over the years of big name players past their prime is laughable. Believe me or not. I don't give a shit, but I'll tell you right now almost no one here cares about soccer outside of playing a pickup game every now and then. I don't know how many mls teams there are. I don't know when their league ends or begins. I literally don't give a shit. I don't care about basketball or baseball either, but they have full media saturation, so I hear about them anyway. Soccer does not.
>>64240591
Ok, it isn't 1% but 1.1%
Are you a literal autist?
>>64240577
What do you mean by gauchos?
>>64240567
>polo
literally nobody cares
>Why are we better than all Europeans at rugby?
how many world cups do you have again?
>>64240535
HAHAHAHAHAHA
There are only 2 based argentinians in the sporting world.
Chino maidana and Sergio Martinez, and even Sergio Martinez left your country to live in spain cus argentina couldn't provide him the proper infrastructure to develop professionally
Chino had to come to america to get mexicans to help him develop.
keked up senpai.
>>64240601
>England talking shit about sports
Piss off familia, you are even worse than Americans
>>64239695
>shit at football
we will win the WC before you die
>>64240614
I'm not even English dickhead
Nice butthurt though, thirdworlder
>>64240604
Martínez was a fraud
>other Latin Americans supporting an Argie
Will never happen, even less the Mexican People
>>64240455
I want to see OP wiggle out of this one
>>64240627
If you are a non-English Brit then you are 50 times worse
What made you think you have the right to express an opinion?
>>64239695
>be shit at war
>give up the falklands
>future star striker plays for english club
>argentina is a loser at every sport
it's cute you are happy being #2,3,4
>field hockey
thats a fucking girls sport. if you're countries men are unironically playing it then that is a problem.
>>64240642
We literally blew you the fuck out 40-6 the last tim you played us at rugby mate.
Argentina is shit at sports, which is why you have to resort to bringing up meme sports that have no relevance outside of the olympics where you get BTFO anyway
>literally being less athletic than a bunch of malnourished african countries
>>64240672
>>future star striker plays for english club
Who?
>>64240678
When you play lot of sports you can't be the best at all of them, you will never understand it
>>64240692
It is a girls sport, the most popular sport amongst women in the world
Believe it or not, half people in this planet are females, ergo field hockey is quite relevant
At least that tennis GOAT worked out all right for you.
>>64240713
Please no bully, I cry every time
>>64240629
>can't even support there own athletes, other countries have to do it for them.
I'm done posting in this thread its already over.
>>64240701
Which country is that, East England or North England?
>>64240730
What are you suggesting? All Maidana sponsors are Argentine and Martínez fought in Argentina in a fucking football stadium full of people
>>64240178
>he thinks the things he listed are interesting
oh wow
>>64240733
you shouldn't be talking shit lad
>>64240747
ya after they both had american success lol.
they had to leave argentina to become successful.
and you just called Martinez a fraud.
pick one m8
>>64240519
>w-we're only bad in it because we don't care about it
>we don't care about it because we're bad in it!
>>64240784
Nah, Maidana was quite popular here
He needed to get into the American market to get a fight against Mayweather, it wasn't for the money but the fame
>>64240705
nu-male detected. womens sports are irrelevant.
>>64240879
Your country is irrelevant
guys you missed this thread getting /threaded right here >>64239815
>>64239695
You forgot
>be shit at football
>play womens "soccer"
babbys first troll lel
2nd most beta tßh.
>invent football
get btfo of 2014 FIFA WC
>invent cricket
get btfo of 2015 Cricket WC
>invent rugby
get btfo of 2015 Rugby WC
And that's just the last year or so smdh.
>>64240998
But England play lot of different sports, they are overall an elite sport nation
>>64240889
argentina is so irrelevant you were going to get kicked out of the G20 and get replaced by chile until chile said not to do that because they didnt want to make you butthurt.
>>64241116
>Argentina is irrelevant because of something that didn't even happen
>somehow you are aware of it
Is that the best you have?
>>64241091
>english
>not a single englishman in that pic
>>64241137
http://en.mercopress.com/2012/05/23/chile-not-interested-in-joining-g20-at-the-expense-of-argentina-s-membership
top kek I had a laff again just reading this
>>64241207
It's funny because most results for "Argentina Chile g20" in Google say Chile is doing a strong lobby to take our place
This /int/ thread is disgusting, mods pls.
>>64241280
Most posts are about sports
Yours is one of the few that is not
>>64241280
It's shitposting, but still on-topic imo. Just hide it and move on
why are Argentineans the saltiest spics on /sp/?
genuine question btw
>>64239695
>be argentinian
>be good at nothing
