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USA not invited
>>64239296
what did usa do to deserve this?
>>64239309
>usa
>winter
pick 1
>>64239324
This most americans have never seen snow
>>64239329
most canadians have never seen cups
should they not be invited either?
Post your local arena lads (nhl city fags need not apply)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SaskTel_Centre
pretty comfy. biggest arena in canada without an NHL team. hosted the world juniors twice
>>64239381
inside
>implying you aint mirin those seat colours
>>64239309
Sucked dick at hockey
>>64239372
Majority of players are canadian because usa can't produce talent
What's up Scandinavians? :^)
comfy as fuck
>>64239381
>>64239410
Do the Blades sellout Sasktel usually?
>>64239410
>>64239381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampere_Ice_Stadium
oldest and without a doubt the most legendary arena in Finland
>>64239494
nowdays pic
>>64239485
lel no. never
hello
where is puck
>>64239381
allen americans arena, can't find any decent pics of it.
>>64239525
you need bigger screen Senpai
>>64239525
As puck approaches the speed of light it is everywhere at once
>>64239508
I thought they were popular when Schenn was on roster, people don't want to see Hebig?
>>64239580
yeah and they proceeded to get swept in the playoffs.
blades are eternal disappointments. we need an ahl team desu
>>64239539
Fuck off weeb
>>64239616
Who would move their affiliate tho? Best chance would be a new expansion team that affiliates in Saskatoon
>>64239381
>SAAB Arena
It's comfy af
>>64239580
The future trend in the ahl is to have teams closer to their parent club. I could see calgary or edmonton trying to put a team here in the future.
>>64239244
>Puljujärvi
>#88 in liiga scoring (31 games, 5 goals, 7 assists)
>Nylander
>#1 in AHL scoring (25 games, 14 goals, 19 assists)
>>64239536
looks like shit to be honest family. probably the worst one posted yet
>>64239705
>Rantanen better ppg than one year older Nylander
but nobody in their right minds think rantanen is better than puljujärvi. AHL is a meme league just look at what pulkkinen did.
>>64239701
I think edmonton will stick in California. Closer to the rest of the division and closer to the rest of the AHL to give the players more practice/rest time
>Chycrun didn't make it to wjc team
nice "top5" pick you got there canada, lel.
>>64239725
Rantanen looked way better than puljujarvi at last years wjc.
pulju was the ultimate meme player and simply took pot shots all game.
>>64239542
You can know the puck location, or the puck speed, but never both
>>64239459
Pretty comfy tbqh. Hockey tonight so all is good. I hope you've had a good day.
>>64239764
pot shots?
>>64239769
Women hockey players are always so ugly
>1.3 ppg
>At current pace, if he played all 82 games he would finish with 106 points
>Not eligable for the Calder
>1.3 ppg
>>64239776
dude weed lmao
>>64239776
He would just take terrible shots that would never go in.
>>64239381
I fucking hate it tbqh lad
>>64239725
Nylander: 33 / 25 = 1.32
Rantanen: 22 / 18 = 1.22
Don't you try to meme on me ;^)
>>64239788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwI_wjNB_Bk
he obvisouly didn't. he had some shitty luck. There's like 5 posts.
>>64239778
The better they are, the worse they look tbqh
we all know who the real deal is
>>64239803
huh, he had week ago or so when i look them up. Nylander must have had good games since then. But the point stands, AHL stats don't tell that much.
>>64239381
Hovet
>>64239494
>Tampere
Tammerfors*
>>64239778
They have more lesbian per capita than womens football teams
>>64239811
Draisaitl
>>64239808
>0 GOALS
kek
>>64239798
>>64239381
nevermind, i'm a retard and posted my local rink
I fuckin hate Hartwall Arena too tho
>>64239822
I know, but they're good for memein'
>>64239850
yeah, needs to work on his finishing but that was pretty damn impressive highlights for the youngest player of the tournament.
>>64239822
And?
Nylander had 20 points in 21 games on a ultra shit tier team in SHL last year.
A vastly superior league
>>64239828
>that space between the stands and rink
DISGUSTING
>>64239828
Tampere
>>64239909
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>64239909
Looks like a good place for a winter walk to be honest family.
JUST
>>64239909
>This is what finland turns into once the colonists leave the savages to run themselves
>>64239932
>shitty bland boring singer likes shitty boring bland team
are you really suprised
>>64239939
>le dress like a girl for laffs
lowest form of humour to be honest family.
>ordered a pair of inline skates for my birthday, in requests box before completing order, as them if they can throw in a street hockey ball.
>Mfw check to see if the order has shipped, it has, with the skates and a winwell street ball
Ask and you shall receive.
>>64239956
>like
M8, she probably only liked the jersey. I bet she couldn't place Ottawa on a map
>>64239930
>>64239930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG7KXH5fenc
GOAT city
>>64239899
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
SPACE
>>64239952
Swedes are abandoning Sweden and leaving it for the mudslime arabs? Good on you, wouldn't want to be percieved as racist am I right?
>>64239909
Nice
>>64239798
Look good
>>64239783
He is beast hockey player
>>64239769
Funny photo
>>64239746
Disappointed lol
>>64239725
U are wrong :^)
>>64239662
Comfy
>>64239983
Banter lol v nice
>>64239982
Funny meme well meme
>>64239932
Famous singer lol
>>64239939
What a faggot lol!! Faggot! Gayboy!!!
>>64239983
Finland have always been 15 years behind sweden in everything.
If we say jump, the finns will jump 15 years later.
You are doomed
>>64240002
just like in 2014 wjc? ;^)
>>64239998
>autism
>>64240002
>You are doomed
you will be doomed 15 years before then :^)
>>64240024
2006
Turin
Olympics
Forsberg
To Sundin
To Lidström
Goal
3
-
2
Sweden wins again
Finland loses again
>>64240037
>>64239998
Samefag
>>64240037
>sosa
>>64240057
We actually got a chance.
You blew it when the true finns turned out to be just regular finnish keks
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>64240089
CANADIAN CUPSSSS
>>64239324
>mfw I live north of Toronto
Why bully binland?
NEW DISEASE ALERT: Slav Heritage disease
>>64239296
am I welcome?
>>64240169
Pay the febts first, pls
>>64240173
Debts*
Swedish winters are the coziest.
>>64240145
>toronto
>canada
I 've had enough of Greece.
I 'm moving to Finland or Sweden.
What team does Pulju play for? I know Laine plays for Tappara.
When does the juniors start? weren't they last year, pic related?
>>64240209
really smart to bring something to sit on so you don't get wet.
>>64240209
This is so sweden!
>>64240279
>that bullshit Honka penalty
RRRREEEEEEEEE
Occasional reminder that hockey isn't a sport and should be banned for being such a load of shit
>>64240312
It's really no secret I was friends with Cory Schneider.
>>64240312
REEEEE
Will he be captain of team Europe?
>>64240398
Probably Chara if he decides to play.
>>64239296
>swedish cat's lineage got culturally enriched by a brown tomcat
top kek
>>64240398
>>64240407
or Hossa maybe
Team Canada roster:
FORWARDS (13)
Rightwing: J. Virtanen ($894,167) - M. Marner ($925,000) - T. Konecny ($925,000) - J. Gauthier ($925,000)
Centre: B. Point ($692,500) - D. Strome ($925,000) - M. Barzal ($925,000) - M. Stephens ($925,000) - J. Hawryluk ($925,000)
Leftwing: A. Beauvillier ($925,000) - L. Crouse ($925,000) - B. Perlini ($894,167) - N. Merkley ($925,000)
DEFENSE (7)
Right: J. Hicketts ($621,667) - N. Juulsen ($925,000) - T. Dermott ($925,000)
Left: T. Sanheim ($894,167) - H. Fleury ($894,167) - T. Chabot ($925,000) - J. Lauzon ($800,833)
GOALTENDER (2)
M. Blackwood ($925,000) - M. McDonald ($853,278)
Roster Size: 22
What's your teams shaping up to look like Finn and Swede
>>64240407
>>64240432
They are better choices for captains, more leadership qualities and they've done it all but they are at risk to retire ;_:
>>64240446
Hossa still has some years in his contract and he hasn't really slowed down
Post giraffes
>>64240398
>team Europe
you arent talking about that meme tournament bettman and his jewish friends are shilling are you?
>>64240492
I wouldn't shill it but there's 2 1/2 years until the Olympics
>>64240456
Injuries will eventually catch up. He hasn't been the same since the Torres hit
>>64240312
you need to put finland on the ground and switch the text to 'not win olympics golds'
>the city of one pull up man
>>64240630
Piggy
STOLL & KHUBDOBIN ON WAIVERS
>rags
>mighty cvcks
>>64240549
I wish fucale was better, because it would be a fun name to yell
>>64240739
>le cocaine man
>>64240549
Looks shitty and poor. Can the maritimes do anything right?
>>64240549
>doors right next to a big street
this is awful.
>>64240739
>>64240809
>le bullied the fuck out of edmonton man
>2 days in a row this week with a high of 20
>right back to upper 30s
El Nino pls, I just want to skate outdoors
>rags
>rags
>>64239296
The Japanese tried to uninvite us from Pearl Harbor. It didn't turn out so well for them in the end.
>>64240992
>Norge
>>64241049
That doesn't even make sense....
based Jake is going to bully you autistic Mongols the fuck out to be honest
>kikel
>>64239296
We invited or....
>>64240739
Carolina should bring Khudobin back and get rid of Ward
>>64241129
we have to wait till march to see them play each other
this bettman's fault
>>64240435
Give a link or something
>>64239458
Less than half of NHL players are Canadian now
>1993
I work for a big media company, which will remain anonymous for obvious reasons.
I've been participating in some research and gathering data on you boys at 4chan /sp/ /hoc/ for quite some time now. This place is quite possibly the most immature, racist, sexist, misogynist, misanthropic, misandric , and nonsensical place I've ever had to do research on.
I had to browse 4chan /hoc/ for one week, 8 hours a day, with a minimum of 20 memes and 200 original posts per day--it was a part of the research protocols. The procedure is for us to respond as naturally as possibly to with your posts.
I found myself in a nonstop hurricane of trying to convince and rally people that exalted dangerous ideas on here. The ideas that sprout from here are not sane. You ostracized me instead of trying to understand my position. You only ever responded with immature , vitriolic , and provocative posts.
What is it with you guys being such provocateurs? Are you all so rejected by your society that you feel like you have love being a reject now? By holding all the social rejects "values".
Don't you guys get it? You're all a bunch of social rejects--when will you figure out that that's what you are? Stop blaming others and start blaming yourselves.
This is my final 20th thread and my 200th post for the day and I just wanted to use it to say this.
I'm never coming back here.
>>64241165
Hi kiwi
>>64241198
Not an official roster it's my guess based on exhibition games and practice rosters
>tfw genuinely concerned about losing tonight
>>64240435
Goaltenders:
Erik Kallgren, Linkopings HC
Felix Sandstrom, Brynäs Gävle
Linus Soderstrom, Djurgården Stockholm
Defencemen:
Sebastian Aho, Skellefteå AIK
Gabriel Carlsson, Linkopings HC
Andreas Englund, Djurgarden Stockholm
Gustav Forsling, Linköpings HC
William Lagesson, UMass Amherst (NCAA)
Jacob Larsson, Frölunda Göteborg
Adam Ollas Mattsson, Djurgården Stockholm
Marcus Pettersson, Skellefteå AIK
Forwards:
Rasmus Asplund, Färjestad Karlstad
Christoffer Ehn, Frölunda Göteborg
Joel Eriksson Ek, Färjestad Karlstad
Jakob Forsbacka-Karlsson, Boston University (NCAA)
Carl Grundström, MODO Örnsköldsvik
Axel Holmström, Skellefteå AIK
Anton Karlsson, Frölunda Göteborg
Adrian Kempe, Ontario Reign (AHL)
Oskar Lindblom, Brynäs Gävle
Jens Lööke, Brynäs Gävle
Alexander >Kneelander, Mississauga Steelheads (OHL)
William >Kneelander, Toronto Marlies (AHL)
Fredrik Olofsson, Univ. of Nebraska-Omaha (NCAA)
Dmytro Timashov, Quebec Remparts (QMJHL)
Lukas Vejdemo, Djurgården Stockholm
>>64241198
http://www.worldjunior2016.com/en/teams/
>>64241309
Goaltenders:
Mackenzie Blackwood, Barrie (OHL)
Mason McDonald, Charlottetown (QMJHL)
Samuel Montembeault, Blainville-Boisbriand (QMJHL)
Defencemen:
Thomas Chabot, Saint John (QMJHL)
Travis Dermott, Erie (OHL)
Haydn Fleury, Red Deer (WHL)
Joe Hicketts, Victoria (WHL)
Brandon Hickey, Boston University (HE)
Noah Juulsen, Everett (WHL)
Jeremy Lauzon, Rouyn-Noranda (QMJHL)
Roland McKeown, Kingston (OHL)
Travis Sanheim, Calgary (WHL)
Forwards:
Mathew Barzal, Seattle (WHL)
Anthony Beauvillier, Shawinigan (QMJHL)
Rourke Chartier, Kelowna (WHL)
Lawson Crouse, Kingston (OHL)
Julien Gauthier, Val-d’Or (QMJHL)
Jayce Hawryluk, Brandon (WHL)
Travis Konecny, Ottawa (OHL)
Mitchell Marner, London (OHL)
Nick Merkley, Kelowna (WHL)
Brendan Perlini, Niagara (OHL)
Brayden Point, Moose Jaw (WHL)
John Quenneville, Brandon (WHL)
Mitchell Stephens, Saginaw (OHL)
Dylan Strome, Erie (OHL)
Jake Virtanen, Vancouver (NHL)
>>64241049
>Clint Eastwood under heavy senility
>>64241362
>>64241374
Goaltenders:
Erik Kallgren, Linkopings HC
Felix Sandstrom, Brynäs Gävle
Linus Soderstrom, Djurgården Stockholm
Defencemen:
Sebastian Aho, Skellefteå AIK
Gabriel Carlsson, Linkopings HC
Andreas Englund, Djurgarden Stockholm
Gustav Forsling, Linköpings HC
William Lagesson, UMass Amherst (NCAA)
Jacob Larsson, Frölunda Göteborg
Adam Ollas Mattsson, Djurgården Stockholm
Marcus Pettersson, Skellefteå AIK
Forwards:
Rasmus Asplund, Färjestad Karlstad
Christoffer Ehn, Frölunda Göteborg
Joel Eriksson Ek, Färjestad Karlstad
Jakob Forsbacka-Karlsson, Boston University (NCAA)
Carl Grundström, MODO Örnsköldsvik
Axel Holmström, Skellefteå AIK
Anton Karlsson, Frölunda Göteborg
Adrian Kempe, Ontario Reign (AHL)
Oskar Lindblom, Brynäs Gävle
Jens Lööke, Brynäs Gävle
Alexander >Kneelander, Mississauga Steelheads (OHL)
William >Kneelander, Toronto Marlies (AHL)
Fredrik Olofsson, Univ. of Nebraska-Omaha (NCAA)
Dmytro Timashov, Quebec Remparts (QMJHL)
Lukas Vejdemo, Djurgården Stockholm
>>64241430
jag brevade ju redan det
varför breva igen?
>>64241374
Inb4 don cherry has a problem with the selections
>>64241362
Why not kylington or rasmus andersonn?
>KHL is expanding with a team in Beijing
lmao
>yurop
>wintersports
This isn't comfy. People still doubt global warming.
>Team USA took 11 CHL players
HAHAHAHAHHA fucking cücks
>>64241463
hopefully we get some memes out of this
>>64241450
because the Flames don't want sweden to ruin their development
>>64241450
we just don't know
>all these leafs in the wjc
>>64241430
Where is Nylander?
>>64241430
>Lagesson
based
>>64241513
Nah they were just shit t b h
Goaltenders:
Kaapo Kahkonen, Blues Espoo (Liiga)
Emil Larmi, Peliitat Heinola (Mestis)
Veini Vehvilainen, JYP Jyvaskyla (Liiga)
Defensemen:
Olli Juolevi, London Knights (OHL)
Miro Keskitalo, TPS Turku (Liiga)
Jesper Mattila, Ilves Tampere (Liiga)
Niko Mikkola, KalPa Kuopio (Liiga)
Sami Niku, JYP Jyvaskyla (Liiga)
Vili Saarijarvi, Flint Firebirds (OHL)
Robin Salo, Vaasan Sport (Liiga)
Eetu Sopanen, Peliitat Heinola (Mestis)
Joni Tuulola, HPK Hameenlinna (Liiga)
Urho Vaakanainen, Espoo Blues (Liiga)
Forwards:
Sebastian Aho, Karpat Oulu (Liiga)
Kasper Bjorkqvist, Espoo Blues (Liiga)
Roope Hintz, HIFK Helsinki (Liiga)
Antti Kalapudas, Karpat Oulu (Liiga)
Patrik Laine, Tappara Tampere (Liiga)
Juho Lammikko, Kingston Frontenacs (OHL)
Miro Makinen, Jukurit Mikkeli (Mestis)
Julius Nattinen, Barrie Colts (OHL)
Jesse Puljujarvi, Karpat Oulu (Liiga)
Sebastian Repo, Pelicans Lahti (Liiga)
Aleksi Saarela, Assat Pori (Liiga)
Miska Siikonen, Pelicans Lahti (Liiga)
Jonne Tammela, KalPa Kuopio (Liiga)
Patrik Virta, TPS Turku (Liiga)
Head Coach:
Jukka Jalonen
just give us the gold already
>>64241540
>Alexander >Kneelander, Mississauga Steelheads (OHL)
>William >Kneelander, Toronto Marlies (AHL)
>>64241264
Y-you too
>>64241463
They just don't give a fuck
>>64241463
also read that estonia wants a KHL team
>>64241463
atleast someone is trying to expand hockey further. NHL is doing jack shit.
>>64241430
>>64241551
>projected lines?
>>64241663
Gary is planning 2-3 regular season games in london and berlin by 2020
>>64241166
this could work
>>64241685
that's good.
Also looks like Columbus is falling for the >finnish goaltending meme tonight.
>>64241663
what about the upcoming "world" cup of hockey featuring team europe™ and team under 23 allstars™ this august?
you better watch it goy
>>64241663
>>64241685
>>64241715
good goys lets diversify hockey
>>64239848
Draishitl is just a Hall babby on a hot streak.
Too weak of a skater and puck handler to be truly elite.
>>64241928
Finland is just a Sweden babby
>>64241715
McBackup is starting tonight.
>>64241953
that would imply finland ever got something good from sweden (which we didn't)
>>64241953
>Swedish inferiority complex in full force again
Embarrassing desu lad.
>>64241981
>voileipäkakku
>...
That's about it.
>>64240970
>hail
Fuck this
Who's better Sweonas or Finland (a.k.a The Scandinavian Calphiate)
>>64239381
Rabobank Arena in Bakersfield
>>64239713
its fucking texas AA hockey what do you expect
>take a week off
>still not last place
Thanks Meme Jackets
>>64240470
>>64240483
nice flag
>>64241981
Not like the cities, universities, roads, phones (Nokia), Tech stuff (Linux), cultural identitiy (Tove Jansson) and Sibelius as well as being saved by a swede (Mannerheim) have any effect on your daily life.
Also we introduced the concept of making a fire and use written language before all that.
Is Crosby still the undisputed GOAT, guys?
>>64241223
More than whites in America.
>>64242160
Kane is
what's the best game to watch today if I don't have allegiances to any particular team?
yfw the jew york islanders win the cup
>>64242177
Bokstavelig talt hvem?
>>64242150
at least we have bernier back to balance out their mcelhinney
>>64242157
those are all finns
>>64241981
you mean how we got our entire form of government and society and vast majority of culture from them? yeah that certainly isn't much
>>64242203
I'm ok with that
who wjc div I here?
>>64242208
We have set sail for Austin Mathews and Bernier is piloting the ship. Godspeed lads.
>>64242214
well i did ask for something good which none of those things are
>>64242096
Donald Trump is so cool.
>>64240531
delete this
>>64242276
Hello?
>>64242272
i enjoy stuff like free healthcare and education
>>64242262
hng
Swedes need to return to their containment thread on /int/.
They bring nothing of value to hockey discussion.
>>64242289
that is due to oil money and lack of niggers
>>64239381
it's got a lot of history. i like it.
they were planning on building a huge totally new one with plans already laid out but with how the economy has been going these past few years I doubt it'll happen anytime soon
>>64242289
Sweden gave you none of those things tho.
You were literally just cannon fodder.
It was Russia who gave you your freedom.
>>64242212
Are a dog born in a stable a horse?
>>64242333
our welfare state is very much a carbon copy of the swedish one and was created by swedes and swedish speaking nobility
>It was Russia who gave you your freedom.
I know, but it was the swedish population living here that seized the opportunity and made us into what is these days called "a nordic country"
>>64242341
as gay and smug as they may be fennoswedes are still finnish :)
>>64239381
Old as fuck and rotten to the core. Will be rebuilt this time next year
>>64242303
Bring a hockey team before you type another letter
>>64242333
>It's not like Finland had it easier than the poor fuckers that lived in what is sweden today
>>64239381
I wonder how nobody has pointed it out yet.
>Credit Union Center
I mean I don't want to de-comfy someone here, jsut making a joke.
>>64242312
Binland doesn't have any oil dummy, you need to stop blaming black people for your country's retardation
>>64242374
What's "finnish"?
Looks to me some eastern tribes moved into eastern sweden and the "fennoswedes" let you stay.
When you are a guest you should behave
>>64242197
guys? is it wsh-pit?
>>64242446
but anon they literally blood our jails with violent criminals way out of proportion to their numbers and they hate hockey
>>64242364
>I know, but it was the swedish population living here that seized the opportunity and made us into what is these days called "a nordic country"
What Swedish population?
You've never had a significant Swedish population.
Do you think fennoswedes have Swedish heritage? LMAO
>>64242197
Are Finnish players a prerequisite for you to watch? Because >ours is ded
>>64242289
"Free"
>>64242493
it's completely arbitraty to speak about """nationalities""" at that point in history. swedish culture is what we should be thankful to
>>64242469
So teach them not to be violent and fix your broken education and healthcare system
I don't blame natives for Canadian problems
>>64242450
you should pick up a history book and not let memes cloud your mind.
>>64242496
ristolainen will play in that game though
how are the red wings looking this season? they don't look too hot on paper
>>64242493
>You've never had a significant Swedish population.
>Do you think fennoswedes have Swedish heritage? LMAO
>>64242572
Overachieving massively
Loser point babbies
>>64242572
Mediocre at best
>>64242609
Point out a time in history when there was a big movement of people from Sweden to Finland.
Pro tip. You can't, because it never happened.
Finland however was a huge part of Sweden once and the language of the state was Swedish.
So in order to move up in the world, go to school etc. you had to learn Swedish, changing your name to a Swedish one definitely didn't hurt with the affairs.
Fennoswedes are 99% Finns with Finnish heritage. At one point in history their ancestors simply chose Swedish language.
This is no news to anyone who knows shit about history.
>>64242383
>let's spend $100-200 million of the taxpayers' money building stadiums for a team no-one in Oslo cares about
lmao, nice one
>>64242526
The system is broken because of the jews. No fault divorcee means 70% of nigs are raised by single moms with no father figure and no respect for authority.
The education system is fucked because schools get money for every warm body in a seat and they lose money if kids get held back. So you have niggers "graduating" high school who read at a third grade level just because the school districts want attendance money. The dumb nigs should have been filtered into a vocational school when they were 13.
In short not enough hockey but you see why we hate nigs like you hate chugs
>>64242725
Is that how Spain colonized Mexico?
The Aztects just started killing themselves and suddenly their genes changed into hispanic looking people instead of ameri indian?
Did they just adapt spanish without spanish people ever ruling over them? Did they build European style buildings just out of the blue?
>>64242853
kom tilbake når du har peiling.
Hhhhd
>>64239296
why isn't the swedish cat wearing a burka
>>64239459
came home from gym, ate chicken, playing dota and waiting for hockey to start pretty gud/10
>rags
>>64242913
No dumbass. They actually colonialized and tons of people moved there.
Sweden simply send some bishops to well known neighbouring pagan lands.
Finns didn't have central government and they weren't christian but they were no cavemen.
>>64242906
Instead of blaming the problem why not try to fix the root.
The reason we hate Indians is because they are so fucked from years of torture at the hands of the government and now they are given everything and have zero tools to live in the 21st century. 90% are abused in every way possible and are completely fucked up from birth, but instead of addressing the problem the government pours more money on the problem instead of fixing it because muh racism
This missing women inquiry is such a fucking joke
>left /hoc/ for a few weeks
>still garbage
I'll try again around playoff time. By the way, feels great to not browse 4chan every day. Try reading a book once.
http://www.torontosun.com/2015/12/13/zeisberger-bolts-stamkos-can-run-but-cant-hide
>>64242915
>he will defend this
>>64243142
>soccer
kek
>>64243039
>No dumbass. They actually colonialized and tons of people moved there.
>Sweden simply send some bishops to well known neighbouring pagan lands.
>Finns didn't have central government and they weren't christian but they were no cavemen.
*SMACKS LIPS*
WE WUZ CIVILIZED AND SHIIET
Hello /hoc/ this thread seems comfy today
Have people in Pittsburgh also been blaming Phil for the Pens' current season.
>>64243076
niggers are given everything from welfare to job training to section ape housing and they still fuck it up.
Your chugs are fucked because they blow all their cash on booze and hand sanitizer.
The highway of tears thing is a joke.
>dumb chug bitches wander down rural roads alone and with no guns at night
>act shocked when they get raped and murdered
>>64243223
why are you so aggressive all the time?
>>64243334
I did a double take when i saw a pens bill jersey at a minor league game. That guy was probably a real fan instead of the posers with their six year old crosby jerseys
why are Rangers stuck with Glass forever
Now even Stoll is on waivers
>>64243117
I can only read books when my pc is broken.
If the internet just shut down completely, I'd see it as a huge blessing.
Sure is diverse today
KHL goes to china
>>64243373
He's Arabic or Somali, they're both very aggressive people
>>64243490
Seriously, look at all these Scandinavian friends
>>64243537
yes KHL popular hockey league KHL on frontpage
>>64243373
he's upset you're not speaking his native tongue, arabic
>>64243629
tfw no chink gf
>>64243723
>>64243723
they're shit without tons of makeup (and surgery - especially popular for koreans and chinese), don't bother
>>64243775
All QT's except for that squished face asian girl
Mr Giraffe only likes white women and some Latino women 2bh
>>64243373
It's a Swede. Swedes are always aggressive when they're confronted by people who don't think Sweden is God's gift to humankind.
>>64243880
nah just working here at the moment
nips hate weebshits even more than we do, ahmed
>>64243972
yeah imagine if some jab came over that was autistic about transformers and spurted memes 24/7
>>64243350
>they are literally spending millions of dollars trying to find out what happened to horrifically abused, drug addicted, poor, desperate teenage girls instead of spending it on stopping the abuse in the first place
DUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh8He9BHS3Q
>changing your logo
Why do (north) american teams do this? You're fucking with your own history.
>>64244031
well you tried not selling chugs beer and making their kids dress and act normal but it triggered libs and now you just send them NEET bucks out of white guilt
>>64243972
>nips hate weebshits even more than we do, ahmed
You should get out of there then
>>64244051
>NA team have history
They are all companies that wants to force their fans to buy new merchandise
>>64244074
the neetbux just perpetuate the cycle of abuse
>here abused alcoholic have a free house and all the beer you can drink
>why are natives so fucked up XD????
>>64243223
>WE WAS KANGS
also
>rags
>>64244051
it will probably be some kind of rehash of an old style jersey, since they're coming up to their 100 year anniversary
>>64244153
normally you would be correct but the habs and the laffs are about as old as a lot of european sports teams
>>64244153
that we can agree on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKBGIvCvokw
>>64244282
habs and laffs are an exception
>>64244153
True. Absout the second part at least.
>>64244282
Alright, that's a quite understandable I suppose.
>NA teams are all companies
>I sure hope the samsungs win the emirate bowl this year
Why are yuros so fucking stupid bros
>>64240002
actually the refugee and immigration thing is pretty much the only thing in recent history where we haven't copied sweden
>>64243821
That's your opinion and it doesn't count because you are an imbecile in Tokyo.
>>64244051
here it is
>>64244447
>>64244491
>>64244456
just my two cents, spiros, as someone who has lived among the chinks
they're overhyped by western betas who struggle to get laid with their own people - in reality asian chicks aren't special in the slightest
>>64244297
do euro teams not have mascots?
>>64244417
Don't know about Finland. But in Sweden the members of a sports association (something that fans can chose to be if the want to) are required to have 51% of the votes. Which means that no single owner or company can do as they please with the team.
>>64243723
You got Asian fever boy!
which game should I watch
Sabres vs Red Wings, or Caps vs Pens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KaVBUlBEvc
this song should play in the background of /hoc/
>>64245236
the nbc theme is more intense
>>64245236
Should be the hype music for the finnish national team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_QpgaVLf2U
>>64245236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwpqiaWKPkQ
>>64245347
I don't think all the böndes on the team would approve of based Teuvo
>>64245236
SN intro is GOAT
https://youtu.be/6TSMEAvTzoA
>>64245495
Is Pulju a bönde or a patrician?
>>64245364
>tiny nightvision sheep
>>64245549
He was born in Sweden and lived most of his life in Tornio and Oulu so he's about as bönde as it gets.
>>64245517
>SN
>Not Canadian Gold intro
s m h family
https://youtu.be/jJizRX1Vjpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6WE3z_--HU
>>64245236
ME LIKE HOCKEY
>13 players from the CHL
Ahahahahaha my sides
10/10 Amerifats
>>64244977
wings!
>>64245952
What's wrong?
You manages to hype up "players" from the kiddy leagues as #1 draft picks every year while Europeans have been dominating in leagues playing against men.
>>64244161
I've never seen the japanese variant before... that's friggin' hilarious
I have to do a poo before the game.
>>64246108
Americans talk shit about the CHL any time it's mentioned now half their team comes from that league
>>64241551
what about Kapanen
>>64243537
I think this is really amazing for hockey.
O WOW HJAHAH I POSTED >RAGS AGAIN
HAHAHAH DO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET THINK IM'M COOL AND FUNNY YET???
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I DO IT DESU I DONT WATCH HOCKEY I JUST WANT TO POST COOL MEMES
HAHAH I LOVE COCKS SO MUCH HAHAHAHA
ILL POST IT AGAIN HAHAAHAHAHAH IM SO COOL
>>64246274
>islels
Man I shoulda got tickets for that hat
>loonie dropping again
>tfw when no cap increase
>>64246351
how many people get the giveaway at a wongs game?
>>64239324
>it's december 14th in michigan
>only 1 snow storm in mid november, been raining ever since
CANT WAKE UP
>>64246369
first 5000
>>64239381
Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids. It's a pretty nice arena, but not so large as to have crowds that are unbearable. Tons of parking within a mile of the arena, close to Ionia where all the bars are, easy in easy out
I love it. AHL games are based as fuck. $20 tickets and free tshirts flying everywhere
>>64246456
>>64246456
and there's a blimp that flies around the arena. It's pretty neat
>>64245236
this is the GOAT intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE2miSPNd8I
>>64246332
Literally mediocre the team. The only fans are the hipsters in Brighton and BH and fat dagos in Queens
>>64246456
I was surprised that there was so many black ppl in that crowd but then I realized you are a detoilet c
>>64246984
Also Chloe, but she changes teams every year
>>64246759
>getting rekt by Japan
lel.
>>64247471
He's a much bigger buffoon than dude weed lmao
Friendly reminder to throw all your money on a first round exit from the Dalels Stors.
Better do it now while the odds are in their favor and before everyone realizes what a meme team they are.
Screencap this post and I'll personally refund your money if they make it past the first round.
>rags
>Japan and Canada fighting
Retard fight!
>>64247580
The jap is an americaitlyn
Friendly reminder the Anaheim Mighty Keks will relocate to Las Vegas
>>64247610
hahah look at this monkey
>>64247568
So original you must be so smart
>raggots
You may only reply to this post if your country has won a Stanley Cup in the last two decades
NOT SO FAST KEKNADIA
>>64246378
>same date in Toronto
>haven't seen snow yet, it's raining as I post this
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>64239481
Comfy af for real. Where is that gem? Miami?
>>64247986
Looks like some high school rink
>>64240127
What a massive faggot he is.
Look at these contract demands from these Shittipeg players
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/sports/hockey/jets/Ladd-Byfuglien-Trouba-asking-Jets-for-152M-in-contracts--361904251.html
LMFAO especially Trouba they clearly wanna leave that shit hole
>>64248313
how you want your team familia?
JEST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>64248313
Colder cities should have higher salary caps t͏͏b͏͏h
>rags
why would anyone want to play hockey in winnipeg or edmonton when they can play hockey in sunny california or florida and go golfing and see big tan tatas hanging out all over the place. yeah let me go play hockey in winnipeg where the only motivation to go practice is because the practice facility's rink is warmer than my mahogany shack with a fire pit in the center and is the only place i can escape the natives who're high out of their minds on draino and bath salts and will murder me for being white on the spot
>>64248803
HEART
>>64248803
WEED
>>64244417
People complain about advertising in NA sports, but at least we don't have to deal with this shit.
>>64248557
Well he is a nigger
>>64246351
Dude those hats are fucking dope man can I go on the stinkin internet and get one of those for my team, not the red wings?
See ya later, gotta get back to skipping class.
>"""""Canadian"""""" Hockey League
>Top 3 scorers are from Massachusettes, Illinois and Missouri
What gives?
>>64249027
P good t b h
>>64249094
>>64249094
Caps/Pens thread
>>64249063
>The National Hockey League (NHL; French: Ligue nationale de hockey—LNH) is a professional ice hockey league composed of 30 member clubs: 23 in the United States and 7 in Canada.
>The league draws many highly skilled players from all over the world and currently has players from approximately 20 different countries.
>4/10 cup wins from 2004-14 were in southern markets
why are traditional markets so bad?
>1980
>americaitlyns
>>64249138
>national
>is international
>>64241345
Jackets win due to
>Finnish goaltending
>>64249246
Kings @ Sens gamethread --->
>>64249246
Kings @ Sens gamethread --->
>>64249246
Kings @ Sens gamethread --->
>>64249246
Kings @ Sens gamethread --->
If Canadians are the worlds best hockey players, why is the best hockey player in the best league right now from Buffalo, New York?
>>64249282
He owes his success to playing in the Ontario hockey league
If he didn't play junior in Canada he would be a fat overrated bust like phil kessel
Reminder that only 1 player in the ISS top 10 projected picks for the 2016 draft is Canadian born
>>64249307
But he didn't even play in the OHL until a year before he made it to the NHL. He spent his entire hockey career except for one season playing for US teams.
>tfw John Scott is going to make it to the all star game
>tfw you will never be a loveable loser and get voted into the NHL all star game as a joke
>>64249282
Who /truestateofhockey/ here?
>>64249399
And like almost every elite player in the history of the sport he developed his talent in the Ontario hockey league.
>>64249369
Gauthier and McLeod both born in Canada
>americaitlyn hockey """""""""""knowledge""""""""""""
>>64249476
Gauthier is ranked #11
>Cana1982 hockey """"""""""""""""knowledge""""""""""""""""
>MFW the Pens are absolutely imploding
>>64249496
BTFOOOOO
>>64249476
>And like almost every elite player in the history of the sport he developed his talent in the Ontario hockey league.
But John Scott didn't play in the OHL...............................
>>64249594
>too shitty for the OHL
Gotta hand it to the guy for making it the hard way even though
>That quick Hartnell/Callahan fight
Might have been cool
Where's that fuckin monkey
What tonights meme game?
>>64250425
soccer
Have a father and son ever played in the NHL at the same time?
>>64250539
yes you fucking idiot
>>64250539
Patrick Kane and the rest of the NHL desu :^)
>>64239324
B-but it's winter as fuck where I live
>>64250569
Why so rude?
>>64250569
Why so rude?
Still haven't had any snow in my northern city
>>64250626
Speaking from experience, probably sexual frustration
>>64250626
>>64250631
because I tried a publix sub today and it was just normal I don't get it. I'll try the chicken tender one next time but theyre really just normal sandwiches
not going to bother making a bolts jackets thread this late. has anyone been watching
>>64250706
This
>>64250645
Sounds plausible..
>>64250663
Sounds pretty much alike sexual frustration. I hope you find what you search for.
>>64250675
I just got back home and started watching
>trading Daley for Scuderi
>giving up assets for fucking Scuderi
holy shit the Blackhawks are absolutely retarded
>>64252099
Bowman is cracking under the pressure, he won't win another cup.
>chiraq
Do they think that they need to fill the useless veteran gap now that Timmonen left or something?
>>64252116
>>64252128
>>64252157
I'm trying to figure out the blackhawks reasoning. theyre about the same salary at $3.3 million but daley is signed through next year and scuds expires this year. if daley doesnt suck this looks good
>>64252184
Daley sucks, but Scuderi is a pylon. Also pongs retain 1/3. This is a desperate attempt at a salary dump by the hawks.
>>64252184
Pens are retaining a third of the contract, but that's still awful for Chicago. I don't understand why they did this.
>finland
>>64252184
>if daley doesnt suck this looks good
He was absolutely awful last season. Him leaving is the #1 reason why Dallas is doing so much better this year; it's a similar situation to the Islanders and Macdonald two years ago. The upside is he's 30, and he's been a solid top 4 guy for practically all the other years he's played.
>>64252222
>>64252227
>pens retain 1/3
so with the LTIR exception for dupuis that takes up a little over $1m so there's still about $2.5m for the pens to completely empty the cabinets and make one more trade I think
>>64252281
he's 32 and had a lot of points last year. scuds was only getting like 10 minutes a game these last few games so its not like daley needs to be good, just less bad
>Columbus "almost got it" Blue Jackets
>>64239381
>largest adult hockey league in the US
Rest of the country are you even trying
>>64252184
>and scuds expires this year
Exactly, cap dump. They only got Daley as part of the Sharp cap dump
>>64239998
>EVERYONE MUST KNOW MY ANONYMOUS OPINION
>AUTISTIC
>U
>T
>I
>S
>T
>I
>C
>tfw finally win
>>64239410
oh hey WHLbro
This is where the Kamloops Blazers play. Don't worry about all those banners hanging from the rafters, they only give those to winners. We don't expect you to understand them.
>>64252596
>not being on a 6 game win streak
>>64252634
>that flag
>this post
I'm sorry did you say something about winning?
>>64252634
>winners
>>64252634
>"LOOK AT HOW GOOD MY LOCAL YOUTH HOCKEY TEAM IS"
Pathetic.
>BOMBSTON
>Bombston
>>64252722
Not OP but the dub is the shit.
>>64252863
>Not OP
o rly?
>WONGS
>>64248803
LOL this. Imagine you are a millionare athlete in the prime of your life and you are stuck in winnepeg.
I would take a serious paycut to get out
>Byfuglien asking for 6.8M for 8 years
Worth every penny
>Laad asking for 6.8M for 6 years
Might be a little high but it's reasonable
>Trouba asking 7.0M for 8 years
pic related
>>64252893
>LOL this
what did he mean by this?
>>64252281
Daley was awful but hes getting better, or hes just getting less ice time i cant tell.
>>64248803
Because then you don't have to be surrounded by Americans.
>>64252662
>>64252702
lol look at these jelly keks that will NEVER have back-to-back presidents trophy banners in their rafters
EVER
>>64252959
To be fair 80% of all teams are Canadian players, coaches and staff. It's just the public, which athletes tend to avoid.
>>64252722
desu the CHL and USHL are not like youth leagues they are like single A level baseball or rookie ball
>>64252893
cus if u live in winnipeg and play hockey your like the most famous person in the city.
we had some 3rd liners come into the mall i worked at for autographs, literally the busiest the mall was all year.
>>64253073
>he works at a mall
>>64253080
no u
>>64253073
>swarmed by native girls everywhere you go
my dream
>>64253093
>worked
>used to work
>american education
>>64253101
winnipeg is also the cheapest city to live in. And there are tons of hot chicks in winnipeg desu.
>>64253173
>he got fired from working at the mall
christ how old are you
>>64252909
>pic related
>is a gif
Bishop is elite
>>64253173
I dont think an NHL player needs to be concerned about cheap places to live desu.
>>64253009
>nobody cares about hockey in America
>not constantly swarmed when you're out in public
I see no downsides to this
>>64253189
i don't even kno why I'm defending myself, working in the mall was awesome for a part time job while in school.
would do again to be totally honest.
>mfw I could beat any of you faggots in NHL and it really wouldn't be close
>>64253242
Lol but you can't even skate.
>>64253242
>mfw blaster of stubs lives in roseau
>DEEEEEEEEETOILET
Shit City
Shit Team
Shit State
>>64253307
no reddit that is the >rags
>>64253333
No idiot the >rags are a
Shit team
with
Shit fans
and pretty much all around a
Shit franchise
Are you new here?
>Roseau, MN
>>64253355
stop
trying
to
use
meme
for
other
teams
it
doesnt
work
like
that
also dont type like a fag
>tfw have to wait until friday to watch Detoilet Poop Wings let everyone down and blow another third period lead
>>64239381
Home of the 2014 RBC champs. Most of you fucks don't know what a championship caliber arena's like
Holy fuck Detroit is mediocre. Just lost the the Sabres. Looks like the streak is over GG no re and see you later Pasha!
>>64253367
>mfw roseau came to state for the first time in a while
>subsequently btfo
>>64253389
>flash
>camera focused on the boards stanchion
what a terrible picture
>>64253447
Google image the town hahahahaha holy fuck what a shitter
DESIGNATED FLOODING STREET*
*The only street
>>64253377
>mad
>at
>memes
Should you be allowed to kick the puck in the net f@m
Aside from being blasphemous, I don't see much wrong with it and it could lead to some creative goals and moar goals
>>64253528
It's inferior to warroad (neighboring town) in every way
>>64253639
Yes
>>64253639
it would also lead to a flurry of sharp blades swinging close someone's head whenever there's chaos and bodies flying around the crease you dum dum
that's why it's banned
>>64253709
Good point
>>64253639
no but heading the puck should be legal
>>64253451
Its small town Saskatchewan mang, just be happy we know what a camera is.
>>64253796
Kek
"Clear heading motion"
>>64253771
they already allow intentional redirections, that's about as far as it will get
a goal like this cannot be memed anymore
in fact, CBJ scored a redirection goal yesterday
>Tfw you can't jerk off without Detroit blowing a lead while your not paying attention.
american presidential race >>>>>> any degenerate sport
>>64253639
This isn't soccer. If I wanted to watch people kick shit I'd watch povertyfoot
>>64253639
Should be able to save the puck wit yer bussy
Also should players be allowed to use barbed wire nailed bats or folding chairs during fights? Fisty cuffs is getting boring. Duels? 10 steps turn around first to get the nutshot for $5,000 wins.
>>64252733
>boston ruins
hendo picks a fight with rinaldo
jujhar hits chara
hall boards marchand - best spent PIM ever.
gazzy's fight challenge is turned down
nikitin gets a fucking point
sekera wins the game
nugget hopkins and smuk_snowberle score
snowberle has a three point night
the hall/mr reichside line doesn't get points :(
>>64254026
oh yeah and Talbot gets a fucking .959 and steals the shit out of the game. And our fucking 3v3 is monstrous.
>>64254046
>our
the oilers can't even outmeme the flimflams 3on3 and they use the 2defenders1forward strategy. Edmonton really needs to step up their meme game
>losing to the memeators
>nobody shitposting >kongs
>kongs
HOW
>>64254127
Six games in a row without connor mcmemester, oilers confirmed not a meme team.
Flams are streaking too so that's cool. I like some of them. Gaudreau-monahan is exciting to watch.
tomorrow we are gonna fuck the >RAGS again
>>64254275
Why does he have a boner?
>>64254320
cause he's fully torqued.
>>64254320
> not constantly fully erect
How the ladies on the train supposed to feel how big you are?
It's ugly as hell but it's named after a Nazi Scientist who shot rockets at London so it has that going for it.
>>64254381
Public transportation is for poor people and minorities
>Get off work
>Lost to Buffalel
>>64254442
You got memed on
Just turned on the game right before Buffalo scored
>>64254480
what was that faceoff memeshot eichel did?
Anyone have a gif of Hartnell's slash on Boyle?
>>64254275
Oilels getting a stranglehold on second in the Pacific before McMeme even comes back would be pretty fuckin' funny
>>64254416
True dat
I can't wait to drive myself again while eating a cheese covered greaseburger
>>64254497
I don't, but that was some shit. Boyles ankle rally moved when he got hit
>>64254494
>>64254480
How bad was it? Did we lose to memes or did Buffalel play well?
>tfw unironically worse than the Edmonton Oilers
>>64254509
I actually am glad mcdavid is out. We got some talented motherfuckers who are getting noticed. When McDavid/Pouliot/Yakupov are back we'll have three lines of top sixers. or CLOSE to top sixers
>>64254526
Didn't see it man I was watching the oilers/ruins game
>>64254526
Sabres played pretty good from what I saw. Datsyuk could have tied it in the last seconds but didn't shoot for some reason, dudes lost a step, feels bad man
i have no hope that the child predators will beat the flames tomorrow, just end it family.
>>64254556
It's kind of neat how fast Buffalo are turning it around now that their organization has stopped being retarded and embraced the rebuild tbhwy. Eichel is gonna be fuckin scary.
>>64254523
>mfw I had a double double and a chocolate shake after a beer league game
How's the food in Nepal?
>>64254555
McDavid going out and being able to still win is good medicine for this team. Now they can say "You had it inside you all along!" (Even though they didn't, Nilson, Nurse + Draisaitl are the main driver behind this). If, however, they continued to go in the shitter after that leafs game, then McDavid going out would be disastrous.
You don't need to make the playoffs for this year to be a success, but it sure as hell would help.
>>64254610
It's great if you like rice and lentils
Americans are the undisputed GOAT when it comes to cooking meat though
>>64254615
Draisaitl is fucking awesome. It's a shame that the Taylor Heil and Leon Reichsaitl duo couldn't notch a point today.
HOW BOUT THAT EBERLEL ROOFING IT GOAL BOYS? :DDDDDD THE DROOPY EYED MADMAN
>>64254615
I thought getting a top 5 pick was the only thing considered "success" in deadmonton
>>64254533
Don't worry, Getzlaf is insuring you won't be alone.
>>64239381
Hovet in Stockholm. Old and worn down but it's got soul and is adored by the fans. There's a bigger more modern arena nearby, which is used for some play-offs games and other big games.
The advantage of the old arena is the steep stands which is perfect for creating a crazy atmosphere
> You will never be a Hudson Bay Hunter
Why live?
>>64254610
that's funny because a double double is a coffee with two creams two sugars
>>64254664
>Todd McLellan as coach
can't wait for the playoff collapses
>>64254406
interesting seating arrangement
>rags
>>64254523
Please don't tell me he's going to be injured
>tfw knew Boyle was going to score tonight
I have more confidence in the 4th liners than the 1st
![Hovet-Stockholm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PjEV5Sz.jpg "Hovet-Stockholm[1]")
