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MIN:Zach Parise leads Wild with 2 points in win
MIN:Darcy Kuemper stops 25 to blank Sharks
CAL:Gaudreau stays hot with 2G, A in OT win
CAR:Victor Rask saves Hurricanes with OT winner
ARI:Duclair's 2G, 1A not enough in OT loss to CAR
NYR:Injured Stepan, Klein have started skating
STL:Jake Allen makes 26 saves to shut out Dallas
DAL:Stars blanked for 1st time in 2015-16 season
COL:Varlamov on a bit of a roll, wins vs. Preds
WAS:Braden Holtby's 35 saves help Caps hang on
BUF:Ryan O’Reilly's goal downs Kings in overtime
NYI:Kyle Okposo's OT winner caps 3-point night
>tfw the best Alberta team
What's his name again?
>>64226050
>tfw best Canadian team
REFPUCK
>tampon gay
Shit team
Shit fans
Shit state
>>64226151
>rags
>>64226112
Except when you face us.
>>64226151
>rags
gg Aw Fishsticks
R E f puck family
>>64225963
I hope I live to see the day when Kane becomes Skeletor
>>64226153
ill fucking fist fuck you to death faggot
>>64226153
>mad at meat and cheese between pieces of bread
lets see how the scorers gift padraig cain a point tonight
>>64226175
Good thing they only play your team twice a year then. I can live with that
>>64226279
>Tampon Gay fan with Canadian flag
Kill urself anytime
>>64226299
>needing gift points against the >cantpucks
Step aside Rags we 2nd now
>>64226153
>that flag
>that post
>>64226338
Kek lo and behold this retarded faggot posting with a trip
>>64226298
>>64226379
MAD AS FUCK
>TAMPON GAY
HE JUST KEEPS RAPING
>>64226429
>1993
>"country of hockey"
>>64226299
How have the scorers helped him before?
>>64226456
>1980
>muh grocery store sandwiches
top kek @salty bolts shitters
all that shitposting and now your team is shit
>>64226528
All that shit bread and salted meat finally caught up to them
Referee puck family
>>64226528
>Olympics
that desperate? people dont even give a fuck about the olympics here.
>mad at a fucking sandwich, even when the bolts arent playing well
holy shit f@m, its not even a meme, you genuinely are upset at sandwiches. Don't worry once the team is healthy and >we meme the fuck out of the league again you can go back to complaining about "muh non-traditional markets" "uncle buttman hates us"
>>64226604
>tfw never complained about refpuck before
do you think i should start? I could even put a trip on
VARLARMOV
>>64226620
>this butthurt
>the second best team in florida
>>64226643
you are so brave
>>64226528
>Literally being too beta to ask for independence until 1982
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>64226643
Only losers cry refpuck. You don't want to be a loser, do you, anon?
>>64226677
how could >we be the second best when >we have a cup and have sellout games regularly?
>>64226795
thats a good point, i wouldnt want to look like a hypocritical retard.
>>64226799
>sometimes we sell out g-g-games
top lel
Once the panthers are established as the #1 team in florida and the bolts keep falling off a cliff, the fanbases will switch
Going to be pretty funny
>>64226782
old flag looked much better than the fuckin leaf, to be fair
>>64226917
JAP
>>64226912
doubtful, the bolts still get decent crowds even when they're bad. the itty bitty kitties had a great playoff run and even then they were struggling to get fans at that time. shame since they have such great players on their team like jagr and luongo
hello /hoc/
>>64226942
not really though
just living here right now
>>64226968
Fuck off Mr Giraffe
so this is how kane is leading the league in points he gets points from plays he wasn't involved in I see now
>>64227019
Kane to Keith to Panarin to post to Panarin to Keith to goal
I thought Canadians knew hockey?
>>64227062
But it was Seabrooks, not Kane...
>>64227006
Stay there faggot
The referee's have conspired to fix this hockey game through underhanded ways family
>>64227070
Where does Seabrook touch the puck?
>>64226968
sup f@m
>>64227083
In my mind...
>>64227062
so he was involved in the play that wasn't successful but got a point in the play that was, got it
>>64227006
>not really though
why did you feel the need to be defensive about it?
>>64227006
I'm hoping to move there permanently after I marry my nip gf.
What do I need to know?
>>64227071
no :^)
this place sucks to be quite honest
gotta get back to murica
>>64227108
shut the fuck up
>>64227121
Go home burger man.
Do not come back.
>>64227155
Beeeeeeeelown the fuck out
>>64227120
speak japanese and you might be tolerated
but you will never be accepted
also I hope you have tons of money because living here is really expensive
also if you have kids and send them to school here, know that they will be mercilessly abused and outcasted for not being pure nipponese stock
also tokyo is shit, worst place in japan, people here act like robots incapable of any emotion
>>64227155
kek
0% chance you're a nip
>>64227192
>also
my bad didn't mean to repeat myself like a retard
Gaudreau - Pavelski - Kane
Krug - Faulk
USA is going to be a force to be reckoned with at the World Cup
>>64227192
Anywhere is better than living in UK at the minute
>>64227217
>pavelski is the best american center
my sides
>>64227217
>pavelski
>3 manlets
>le powerplay goal man
Gaudreau isn't even eligible for Team USA
>>64227217
whoops forgot pic
Gaudreau - Eichel - Kane
Pacioretty - Matthews - Galchenyuk
Parise - Larkin - Kessel
Wheeler - TJohnson - Saad
Hanifin - Jones
Mcdonagh - Faulk
Trouba - Carlson
Gibson Hellebuyck
>>64227217
That is quite the shit lineup Family
>>64227217
lol really?
>>64227118
because I'm not a beta nip manlet, stergios
>>64227231
I agree I lived in london for a couple of years and it looked like mumbai - also govt going full orwell right now
just move to switzerland or something - I've yet to meet a foreigner living in japan that's actually happy, they're all fucking miserable (or omega weaboo autists)
>>64227300
Might get bronze in 2018.
>>64227260
good point
it'll be hilarious if the young stars team actually beats USA or Canada
imagine Connor McMeme scoring the GWG to knock out Canada
>>64227300
>Larkin
>Kessel
>Mcdonaugh
>Hellebuyck
Loving every laughter family
Player 1
>drafted 2nd overall
>30 games played, 8-4-12
Player 2
>drafted 3rd overall
>20 games played, 9-17-26
Player 3
>drafted 4th overall
>28 games played, 5-8-13
All players are centres btw
>>64227431
If you've ever watched Larkin you know he's elite
Put Kessel on a line with 2 high energy good defensive players who will do all the work on the forecheck and Kessel thrives
Healthy Mcdonagh is a top 15 defenseman still, and when he gets Someone who isn't as shit as Girardi to play with he flourishes.
1.79 GAA .938 Sv%... Kids going to be elite.
>>64227527
Larkin is a Zetterberg babby, not even the best forward from his draft
>>64227518
Sam Reinhardt, Leon Drasaitill and Sam Bennett?
>>64227527
I was memeing at you. The only one that's legitimately laughable is Larkin, he won't have Zetterbeard to carry him.
>>64227518
busthart family centre
final solution
pull-up man
>>64227527
Larkness monster is a Zetterberg babby tho
>>64227596
>>64227601
>>64227625
Not in 3 years he wont be
Griffins are winning the Calder again
I'd rather watch a 7 game series between proper teams Europe and North American than the "world cup" of hockey
>>64227625
Z is old. He's a Larkin baby now
Seriously, Larkins +- is so high because he's always the last off the ice making shit happen
>>64227746
I've seen too many Detroit prospects look good next to Zettergod then become mediocre to buy into the hype
>>64227766
Marlies looking pretty good actually 20-5-2, Nylander is tearing shit up
>>64227804
Believe the hype, senpai
We're going to the 2nd round this year! Believe it!
>>64227017
>mad
>at a giraffe
>>64227776
Agreed Family, world cup is quite the meme
>>64227812
Griffins haven't lost in regulation or ot in 11 games. They just made the wild lose a 3-1 lead lol
>>64227864
how's Mantha looked?
>>64227911
BUST
U
S
T
>>64227911
He's been out with a concussion, not sure if he's back
>>64227967
yeah didn't he get thrown under the bus by Ken Holland
>>64228042
yeah he got shit on by wings management
hes a big guy that got by playing children but now that hes against adults he is terrible
>>64227911
he's okay. He could be a solid 3rd or 4th on any NHL team
>>64228042
No, Jim Devallano
>>64227776
does Europe have any good goal tenders?
>>64228113
>this delusion
hes a healthy scratch on an AHL team
Is Rychel a bust?
>>64228137
Europe or world cup europe?
There's no ring king and a bunch of >finnish goaltending for actual europe.
World cup has Halak. Both Swiss goalers have been shitting the bed lately.
>>64228177
He's better than Tootoo and that guy managed to get a contract for the NJD. Worst player in the league lol
>>64228183
Haven't seen him play but he's highly touted
Who is your favorite player?
What WENT WRONG?????????????????
>>64228428
Playing:Ovechking
All time: Roy
>>64228428
Giroo
Sakic
But Dats is high up there too.
>>64228508
was told constantly his entire time in toronto that he was the starter no matter what
got lazy and complacent, and when shit hit the fan he panicked and sperged out
>>64228428
atm: Jamie Benn
all time: either Chelios or Leetch
post em
![12373356_10208316772416315_5604734512788919028_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q3rZ7G6.jpg "12373356 10208316772416315 5604734512788919028 n[1]")
rate my past high school english teacher
she's 48
>>64229066
No thanks f@m
>>64229335
You do you mr giraffe
>>64229311
More?
7.5/10, I had a hotter English teacher but I can't find her Facebook no matter how hard I tried.
>>64229311
9.5/10
gib
>>64227097
Finally
>>64227300
a bunch of those guys are gonna be on team NA m8
>>64229506
Hello Nepal
>cantpucks
>>64229534
Mernin
What's the comfiest place to get a sandwich in the city of >rags f@m
Returning home soon
>>64229533
2018 projection m8
post Draisaitls
>>64229595
I don't know of any sandwich places in NY. Just come to Tampa and let me buy you a publix sub f@m, we can go watch the bolts be giant disappointments
>>64229612
a shit one at that
>>64229670
make a better one faggot
>>64229663
They're picking it up
Slowly
Did you add me on steam?
>>64229595
>Returning home soon
aw, a chapter ends.
How will we know you when you return?
Are the Caps elite?
>>64229774
Ye. Idk the meme line getting injured again hurts. At least kuch is healthy
>>64229840
I'll just be a tripfaggot
Actually fuck that
>>64229855
Asking for a kuch sweater for xmas
>>64229851
>blown out of Sunrise 4-1
>elite
>>64229944
why not?
it's not that bad.
>>64229944
I really want a Drouin one but I have to wait for him to really break out first. Kid has potential though
>>64229966
>3rd in the league
>2 and 3 games in hand against the teams ahead of them
>>64230072
WHY DO I HAVE A CANADIAN FLAG
>>64230072
>still got blown out of Sunrise 4-1
>>64230022
If I make memes I'll do it, but we will see
>>64230056
I really thought about that, some lady on reddit has a signed gudlevskis sweater which is based AF
>inb4 plebbit
>>64229487
shes got ALOT of makeup on
Holy shit, this team is fucking tiny. Tampa would get fucking killed in the western conference
>>64230165
>>64230165
>signed basedlevskis jersey
Jelly as fuck
>>64230229
no wonder they got BTFO by the rapehawks
>manlets
>>64226153
But publix is goat
we cup now
>>64230229
>manlet bay
Kek
>>64230229
>half those players aren't going to be around next year
Friendly reminder.
Who can stop Patty Kane?
I can't wait until we repeat and all you rectally rekt faggots have to accept the dynasty.
>>64230319
How do you figure?
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/cap-central/team.php?team=tb
>>64230383
not a dynasty unless they win this year
>>64230405
Don't know. Shit luck maybe.
>>64230383
Kane has been pretty damn good though
his line with Anisimov and Panarin is fun to watch
Kane got the 2nd assist to extend the streak but looking at the video again, it didn't seem like he should have gotten it, he was nowhere near that goal or development of goal.
They're going to review and retroactively retract the assist and end the streak right?
>>64227864
The Iowa wild are the worst team in the AHL though
Why are there still so many mysoginistic rape jokes even long after the case was done?
>>64230571
Are you triggered?
>>64230571
why are you here and not tumblr?
>>64230605
>>64230602
Or he's a sensitive Kane fanboy who doesn't want his hero slandered with rape jokes even after the case was dropped.
>>64230571
Jokes are needed after being triggered and talked down to by self proclaimed journalists all summer
>>64230642
I'm a kane fanboy and I like the jokes. I even make them in the gamethreads. Be less mad about it.
>>64230663
>all those journalists who literally were positing that he was guilty until proven innocent
Why weren't these fuckers fired for treason? Is our media that much of a joke?
>>64230535
You don't need to be near it to get the assist. Was he the 2nd assist man or not?
>>64230571
Because they're funny.
>>64230383
>new trip that's never been in a Hawks thread
Interesting
>>64230728
Its hard to tell from the highlight but upon more sophisticated review and replay, maybe they can see it clearly but I will say, from the civilian eye test, he was not.
>>64230716
Well most of them, as popular as their sites are, are mere bloggers and there is nothing to fire them from.
Who /publix/ here
>>64230769
>liking all the canadian teams
holy fuck what a kuck
chinkcouver is chinese btw
>>64230728
he passed it to panarin who shot the puck
panarin got the rebound and passed it to Keith who scored
>>64230829
There were actual journalists and media personalities crucifying Kane before any facts came out simply because of MUH RAPE
why do they get to keep their jobs?
>>64230850
If Toronto won the cup they'd burn the city to the ground.
I guess I'm a Leafs fan now.
>>64230229
>Barber: How do you want your team Family?
>Cooper: Just MANLET my shit up Family.
>manlet bay
>>64230834
>cheetohs
fucking dropped harder than your mum after I cum on her face
>>64230850
>a canadian liking canadian teams
>>64230865
Because of MUH RAPE
>getting shutout by regular season Corey Crawford
Get your shit together Hong Kongkouver
>>64230865
I dunno probaby too afraid to reprimand or fire someone and face the snarling and mouth frothing from feminists
>>64230883
two of their taller players, Stamkos
(6-1) and Bishop (6-7) are leaving as well
without Hedman they'd look like a junior team
Reminder to all the Pacific teams that talked shit on the kings after last year
>How does our ass taste?
>>64230864
Should count then, unless a Canuck other than the goalie touched it
>>64230779
>>64230779
I just tripped up, you will see me more now, especially since any hope for da bears is lost
>>64231021
Kill yourself
>>64230981
Bishop and Stamkos is like the only thing making the lightning have a name and be on top of the east. What will they do without Bishop?
>>64230865
>he thinks media companies actually give a shit about facts
m80 their bosses encourage this shit
'Kane is a rapist who should be in jail' 'NHL is backing a RAPIST by not banning Kane for life'
etc gets more views than 'this is a non-story, not even charged'
>>64231011
Well, describe the taste in your mouth currently
>>64229650
>>64230981
wut? bishop isnt going anywhere. losing hedman is more likely than losing bishop
>>64231060
Bad breath and stale beer
>>64231051
American media embarasses me. is it this bad in glorious nippon or even Canada?
>>64231060
Tastes like a ten point (10) division lead
>>64230981
>At 6'1 he's one of the taller players
L o l
>>64231047
If there's one thing going for them it's goaltending. Look at their depth chart its quite impressive family
>>64231084
Hey there you go, you answered your own question.
Now get your head out of your ass and remember that you play in a garbage division
>>64231087
it's not just america, it's pretty much everywhere but especially bad in english speaking countries
pro-tip: 90%+ of english language media is owned by 6 corporations
>>64231038
How rude friendo
I set my PVR to record the biggest loser but it keeps recording Lightning games
>>64230864
Webbum anyone?
>>64231176
Ajajajajajajajajajaja
>>64231176
KEK
>tampon gay
>5-8
>>64231111
We aren't bantering anyone else except the shitlords currently in the extended basement of the Pacific. And for the record if you look at the kings record they are actually better playing out of the division
>>64231176
>tampon gay
>biggest anything
>>64231154
Literally kill yourself, you are the cancer
>>64231220
The hawks dull the bears pain. Thank you based kane.
>>64231198
>Ajaja
>jaja
>j
leave
>>64231220
Triggered
Fuckin kicker
>>64231220
>>/nfl/
>>64231154
I'll have you know I've personally defeated 15 chicago tripfags. You're next, I PROMISE you won't be here by the summer.
>>64231273
How does a single letter on the internet trigger you this much??? Ajajajajajajajajajaja pendejo
>tampon gay
Manlet team
Manlet fans
Manlet state
Just kill yourselves f am
>>64231273
>mad
>at the letter j
>>64231310
Are you the wild loser?
The guy who can't go anywhere near schools?
>>64231220
fixed
>>64231273
probably an illegal spic
gonna get deported in 2017 though lmao
>>64231374
>that flag
>that post
which team are you a fan of that hasnt won a cup in 23+ years?
You can only reply to this post if you're a fan of a team that plays in the NHL.
NOT SO FAST PROVIDENCE BRUINS FANS
The Ducks are last in the West. What a glorious time to be alive
>>64231176
why would you want to record biggest loser
>>64231409
No I'm a Chicago sports fan who wants to keep our threads clean of cancer so we can calmly discuss pizza and beer and aquariums
>>64231411
Hasb on pooicide watch
>>64231458
Good! Hotelfag from the other night here, glad we've got anons who self-police the trip fucks.
>>64231457
Trying to increase his test
>>64231458
For some reason Chicago trips don't post in /hoc/.
I'm pretty sure it's because they don't actually like hockey. This is coming from a Hawks fan.
>>64231496
I'm pretty sure they're all bandwagon fans.
>>64231417
You are so fucking mad right now my smelly playoffless amigo
Tampon gay casuals are the saltiest on the board lately
>>64231458
Other chitown fan here. Rbo is cool but good job on clearing the rest. And if you were the one to take out cmg, then super kudos.
>>64231496
Many simply cannot handle the meme supreme
>>64231457
I want to see how American athletes become elite
>>64231496
the downside to success is the inevitable invasion of bandwagon cunts
>>64231496
Chicago has a weird internet presence overall.
>>64231536
Seconding this. Bollig, Aussie, and Rbo are alright in my book, but CMG was a fucking tumorturd.
>>64231496
Rbo usually doesn't in any generals as he stated he doesn't care about the drama and shit, but he shows up in every damn Chicago sport thread early and often and to that I give him major kudos.
>>64231570
Speaking of tumor, it reminded me of turbo, which reminded me of tmb/mgm. What a faggot. And sly9D.
>>64231581
>Kudos to trips
>Only follows his own team
>Wow he follows a team after a third Stanley Cup victory in the middle of what will be considered their glory years
>Drama in /hoc/
>>64231638
He's a White Sox fan too I don't think winning is important to him. He just wants friends and anime.
>>64229066
>>64231638
He goes to White Sox threads. I've seen him in there. Why anyone would go to those willingly is beyond me.
>drama in /hoc/
Yeah, it's what you losers call your memeposting and when some dipshit is revealed to be a horsefucker.
>>64226078
I'M MISTER REICHSIDE
>>64231664
>tripcode
>anime
Sounds like a pretty shitty person honestly
>>64231638
Was talking about all Chicago teams, especially White Sox and Bears which have been complete jokes and mockeries to the sport but he still shows up/males every thread for them. So yes, a trip posting for 162 games for a 10 game under 500 team for many years is indeed worthy of kudos. Also bulls.
>>64231681
Spotted the clopper
>>64231678
>2 maxed out teams
for what purpose
>>64231681
>Why anyone would go to those willingly is beyond me
It's called fan loyalty. Or masochism. I can't really tell anymore.
>>64231713
What the hell is a clopper
>>64231715
I don't know, it's old. Consider Tampa Bay a 9.
>>64231729
It's like yiffing but worse and more autistic
>>64231729
A person who jerks it to MLP porn.
Are you 9 years old, or 53?
when do the memes resume
>>64231664
I've seen him get angry at Sox and Bears losses. And drink his sorrows away. Of course he cares about wins. Not his fault, his teams (except the hawks) can't give him said wins. And I'm just some random chianon but this applies to me as well.
>>64231765
it was good seeing that feminist pony fucker getting BTFO
>>64231703
Sounds autistic to me.
>also bulls
>watching apehoop. ever.
Trash.jpg
>>64231824
i miss the memes though. even if smuk was a horsefucking autist
>>64231726
I get being a loyal white sox fan, hell, Jose Valentin was my favorite player growing up. But why go into those threads is moreso what I meant
>>64231746
So pony yiffers? Who gave them a word for that garbage
>>64231757
No, I have regular social interactions with normal people
>>64231765
They're 24/7 on /r9k/
Norris is supposed to be for the best defenseman, but why does it go to the dman who just scores the most points? Always baffled me that Hjalmarsson was never in the conversation for best dman.
>>64231848
I don't, they were lazy, uninspired, and unfunny. Get higher standards anon.
>>64231611
>tmb/mgm
Oh fuck memory lane here I come.
>>64225758
>"Long island and Manhattan is only separated by the east river. A river runs -through- a piece of land, hence Brooklyn is part of the New York mainland. Had Long Island been an actual island, the east river would be east sea or similar. Long island is about as much of an island as Rhode Island desu."
I would just like to point out that this is simply wrong. An island is any piece of land that is suroounded by water. It doesn't matter how it is surrounded by water, it might be a river, it might be situated in the middle of a lake, it might be both or in the middle fo the sea etc.
>>64225822
>America
>not a part of an island
This is also wrong. Whole continents are not islands.
>>64231863
>mad at memes
>>64231848
The memes were weak and forced, my friend
Let it go.
>>64231757
>being proud of knowing this
Why?
>>64231870
Hello Sweden
>>64231863
>but why go into those threads is moreso what I meant
The comraderie from knowing somewhere out there is someone watching and crying at the same clownshow on the field as you and you can actually talk about it with them. I think many Sox fans here can agree, if not for the super comfy threads where we suffer together, many of us would either be gone one way or another.
Seeing as this is /hoc/ though, I'm sure many fans of shit teams know this feel too.
>>64229506
RARE
A
R
E
>>64231920
Makes sense.
That being said, gotta love interperiod food talk in the Chicago threads.
>>64231938
Nepal posts here on the regular, freshcunt
>>64231914
Hello there
smuk was a pony loving faggot but his memes were dank af. You can't have light without darkness and it was too much for old smuk to handle when we turned on him
>>64231989
APPRECIATE
>>64231989
HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>64231999 (check my digits)
>it has been over 3 months since smuk_anok has posted in /hoc/
JUST
>>64231991
Watching Sopranos right now, holy mind fuck Batman
>>64231991
Smuk was a loser. Stop talking about yourself in the third person. The only people who truly miss you are the likeminded individuals who furthered the degeneracy of /hoc/ from a shitty outhouse into the steaming pile of horse dung that makes the idea of hockey played in the sun belt look like a wonderful alternative.
>>64232045
Who cares
>>64232073
I care
>>64232052
10/10 show, what season?
>>64232070
>mad at non-traditional markets
>>64232119
>shit fans
>no playoffs
Kys tbqh
>>64232085
don't
feminist ponyfuckers should stay in their containment sites
>>64232085
I don't, and hoc doesn't either
>>64232143
>no
>tfw conference champ last season
theyll turn the ship around here dont worry. if not theyll pull a kongs and be elite next year
>>64232119
>Be vacationing in Florida for winter
>Go to Marco Island
>Drinking with friends
>Let's go outside and play hockey
This is not a wonderful idea, this is kind of retarded. But it's somewhat feasible albeit arguable that it's retarded. You can shitpost and fish for (you's) with it, but there's an argument for it. Still shit to play hockey outside.
NEVERTHELESS, smukfuckposting makes that entire concept look wonderful.
>>64232166
thats almost 50/50. 1 more vote for perma-go
>>64232209
52%>48%
Learn to count fuk_ponek
"And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid"
>>64232235
>almost 50/50
>almost
Canadian reading comprehension
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR FLOORBOARDS /hoc/?
SPEAK NOT UNTO SMUK UNTIL THINE SELF HATH SPAKE TRUE
>>64232260
It's not almost 50%, its 52%
>>>/mlp/
hello /hoc/
where can i report my anger at memes?
just saw the highlights
how the hell did Kane get that assist on the Keith goal? spooky to be honest
>>64232239
who is more gay, sufjan stevens, or patrick kane?
>>64232385
Is that supposed to be a hybrid of that bird and the yotes?
>>64232391
He passed to Panarin who did some shit and then Panarin got it to Keith.
Convoluted but it happened. Hawks didn't make a big deal about getting him another point afterwards but you know that it'd be another empty netter for Kaner even if he didn't get that assist.
>>64232398
Who gives a shit
It's been half a year now almost
Let's put it to a vote and see the initial results
http://strawpoll.me/6262728
Vote now.
>>64232391
The league already called it back
post bills
>>64232441
No they didn't. Stop lying.
>>64232398
Sufjan would probably suck a dick but he's still cool
>>64232364
>2% away from 50% isn't almost 50%
CANADIAN EDUCATION
>>64232435
Lame forced meme desu
>>64232103
Fifth, no spoilers please
>>64232490
This, and I fucking hate the hawks
>>64232441
?
>>64232391
passed it to Panarin who shot it, got the rebound and passed it to Keith who scored
bit of a stretch, but technically counts I'm pretty sure
>>64232476
There is no such thing as almost when dealing with absolutes
Post
>yfw
>kane.jpg actually gets the 62 all time record streak and on the same night comes new concrete hard evidence that he did actually take that girl
>>64232444
Nice trips, here you go friend
>>64232457
>>64232548
Buttmad shitcagofags detected
>>64232495
anthony jr. becomes a >rags fan and gets whacked for it
>>64232550
>how to trigger canadians
>>64232585
in the words of the immortal will smoth
TEL ZEE TROOF
>SHORKS
>>64232550
>Apple autocorrect rape to take
Fucking sjws I swear
>>64232585
>chiraq
'no'
>>64232654
Take is a more powerful word anyway, I got a real image in my head.
>>64232643
The last team or rather 3rd team to choke a 3-0 lead won the cup the very next year. What went different for the sharks?
>>64232549
Btfo
>>64232550
Not possible in today's NHL
>>64232695
shit defense and no goaltending
also >shorks, they're a bunch of whiny losers
>>64232733
Reduce pads when
>yfw the armenian """genocide""" never happened
>>64232695
They didn't face the cantpucks
>>64232733
The girl told Kane it wasn't possible to get in her pants as well.
>>64232788
Based Kane.
>>64232761
Let's finish the job
>>64232755
And fix posts
>>64232761
Doesnt it have to involve people for it to be genocide?
>>64232788
Nice rapist dubs
>>64232788
>88
And some claim rape jokes aren't dank as fuck. Shame on them.
>>64232823
the only people who claim that are tumblr and reddit faggots
>>64232761
a lot of the famous 'genocides' never happened
*cough* germany *cough*
>>64232897
>jap denying war crimes
How interesting
>>64232928
And they say San Jose isn't San fagcisco
>>64232951
I'm not a nip
>>64233016
Oi, walk on, yeah you
>>64233045
what, did you get triggered or something?
>>64233149
Weeb, yo weeb
>>64233168
nah fuck that shit
just living here at the moment - coming back to states next year
>>64233246
180,000 japs apparently
>>64233246
some RAF sargeant
I'm sorry I failed our soul, britbro.
>>64233304
You're 70 years old?
>>64233246
Emil Grosswald, Jewish mathematician who got the fuck out of Europe while he still could. I may have been a Jew, but goddamnit if I wasn't resourceful.
>>64233246
Ok so I typed I "died on" and Google filled out the rest as the date in your image. Fuck this shit fuck Google I am out. They have taken over my phone.
>>64233246
>born July 8 1994
>Kim Il-sung died that day
>>64233529
Fuck same shit happened to me. What the fuck Google?
>>64233246
>Edward Curtiss Wells
>Board of directors at Boeing, helped design the 747
>>64233246
A shitty MLB infielder from the 40s
>>64233246
Major League Baseball pitcher Lou Garland
Little known fact, he was a giraffe in disguise
>>64233246
Kurt Kobain brej
>>64233529
>>64233602
Other people with the same birthday have searched for the same thing, popular image
>>64233693
He must have been a big guy
tfw no windsor gf
>>64233246
Ray Moore. So apparently I was an average MLB pitcher. I'm... fine with that, I guess.
>>64232143
they have at least 2 fans
>>64232928
>>64232999
every bay team except the raiders did that
>>64234022
>commiefornia
>>64233246
Robert F. Overmyer.
Died in a plane crash somewhere in Minnesota.
>>64234187
>LGBT
>no Q
TRIGGERED
REEEEEEEE
Can't sleep bros
Tell me a story
>>64233246
Boring
>>64234592
Stuck my dick into ur mom then blew and fat load then u were born
>>64234592
>New year's eve 2004
>be at a party in the city (some college bitches' house)
>usual shenanigans, everyone drinking, playin games, having fun causin a ruckus
>spot this qt3.14 across the room chatting with her friends (kinda knew them)
>go over, make my acquaintance, small chitchat, leave to grab another drink
>watch my magic work as the qt sneaks glances at me all night
>be in the same general vicinity, getting ready to play pong
>grab her as my partner
>kick ass for 2 games, make the call for last game
>other guys pull a sick comeback and win a close one
>blame her for it, tell her she owes me
>sure enough shit works, take our leave and head upstairs
>bang her brains out
>wake up next morning, leave, never contact again
And that anon, is how I hooked up with your mother
>>64233246
Fucking based
>>64234665
>banging a drunk college slut
Wow it's fucking nothing bruh
>>64234689
noice
>>64234734
That's no way to talk about your mother, anon
>>64234592
>first time on the range during conscription
>a guy is clearing his gun (or whatever the term is in english)
>you're supposed to stick your thumb in the mag well when you dry fire
>he sticks his thumb in too early during the process
>proceeds to release the bolt over his thumb
>it cuts the tip of his thumb of
>a lot of blood
The end.
>>64234803
Wait why the fuck would you ever be sticking your thumb in the mag while you are firing? This sounds like a terrible idea.
>>64234849
To be as sure as possible that the magazine has been removed. I guess conscripts have been proved to be extremly stupid at times.
Reminder that you all laughed at the Kings last year
>>64235033
Good times
>>64235059
Bad times are upon you now friend. You will be made to pay for this
>>64235033
Reminder that the Oilers killed them.
>>64235098
>tfw kongs lose in the first round to a central division team
>rags
>>64235124
this
the pacific is terrible this year, the kongs are gonna make the playoffs in a cakewalk and get BTFO by the first good team they play in the playoffs
When was the last time we had a fucking division this memetastic?
>>64235214
Probably back when there were 6 divisions 2bh
>>64235033
>>64235105
Reminder that the >kongs managed to lose the oilers twice last year and missed the playoffs by 2 points
>>64235214
Reminder that 2nd or 3rd in the Pacific is guaranteed through to the second round
>>64235033
>>64235390
Have the better one m8
>>64235229
Southeast was always good for a meme or two
>that time Florida won it with all those loser points
>>64235436
Southeast was such a meme division
Tampa
Miami
Raleigh
Winnipeg
Washington
One of these things doesn't belong
What's with the Lightning hate?
>>64235506
meme team
>>64235469
I totally agree. Why don't the Canes play in Charlotte?
>>64235506
publix posting
>>64235506
Bolts were the good guys in the final and they let us down.
>V4ughnc0uver
Whats the most meme position in the NHL
>>64235214
Questions for this division going forward
>how bad will the >kongs get capfucked by Kopitar (assuming they can sign him)
>who the fuck is going to play for arizona next year (only 7 of the players on the roster right now are signed for next year)
>do the ducks actually suck or are they just memeing?
>do the >shorks give in and rebuild?
>can the >cantpucks find someone to score other than hank and dank?
>will the flim flams fire Hartley and who the fuck is going to be in net next year?
>who will the oilels waste their capspace on and how many jews does draisaitl kill next year
>>64235506
Lightning fans are gross cuban tangerine squishers senpai
>>64235574
Goalie by far
>>64233246
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitri_Polyakov
>best fucking spy ever.
Pretty based.
>>64235416
KIWI
I
W
I
>>64235543
This
>>64235822
>Getting exposed as a meme
lel
>>64235835
Meme or no at least Amalie has a new banner in the stadium
>>64235844
>Participation Banner
>>64235860
Championship banner m8, just unfortunately not the one that really matters
>>64235844
>best loser banner
m8
>>64235884
>Being proud of being the same as Hongcouver and San Jose
Kill yourself Juan
>>64235884
>Leastern Conference """""""""Championship"""""""""banner without a Cup Championship banner next to it
Literally We got cücked: the banner
>>64235884
you're lucky you actually won the cup relatively recently, because that is some shorks tier kekoldry
>>64235903
Difference there is >we at least have a Stanley cup championship one
>>64235906
To be fair m8 all of your countries teams have been cuked for the last 2 decades.
>>64235943
You only make the Stanley Cup banner seem a lesser existence by putting a conference banner near it
>>64235951
Idk it's better than the "bolts were the worst team in the NHL" memories that came after the cup
>>64232695
Have shit D and goalies, and their whole team has zero heart and can't beat a team when they themselves don't even show up
>>64235943
That's fine m8, it's about time junior caught up after all those years of dominance.
>>64235964
I'm just memeing anyway, the red wings put up division and presidents cup banners so you're in fine company
>>64235197
You're acting as if the Kings themselves aren't a good team, they have arguably the best D in the league, Quick is unreal in the playoffs, and great depth. They'll make a deep run and possibly a cup
>>64236069
>Bolts
>Even put into the same sentence as Detroit
'no'
>>64236141
Too bad there isn't a 3rd conference for you to run away to when the least becomes too difficult
>>64236141
How about "the bolts knocked Detroit out of the first round" :^)
>>64236164
How's that cup treating you, bud? :^)
>Get BTFO by Chiraq
>About to lose your captain
>Triplets are a proven meme
>Defense has fallen apart
>Big extension for a meme coach
loving
every
laugh
>>64236177
>get BTFO by Chiraq
No shame in it really, they were by far the best team in the NHL last season
>About to lose your captain
Don't even care at this point, he blows ass and is a pp meme baby. Unfortunately they'll still probably extend him
>Triplets are a proven meme
They're still good when they aren't all injured
>Defense has fallen apart
That's strangely the best part of the team right now
>Big extension for a meme coach
Winning meme coach at least. Better than guy boumeme
Goodnight /hoc/
>>64236254
Goodnight you fuckin monkey
Just happy to get a win tonight desu. Have a good night, /hoc/.
>>64226153
Why is Tampa so shit this year? Did they eat too many tasty Publix sandwiches in the offseason and get fat?
>>64236493
Meme team who are regressing just like the keks
Voracek has 1 goal in 30 games.
Holy kek.
why are habs fans so stinky smelly?
>>64236684
They spend all night fucking your mother you stupid faggot
>>64236692
sounds like you got fucked pretty hard by a habs fan, friend
>>64233246
>catholic bishop
>has the same first name as I do
2spooky thf famidamidoo
>>64230864
Nope. He passed to Keith, who passed to Panarin who shot off the post back to himself, who passed to Keith who scored
>>64236788
That's a mega meme goal desu
>>64236795
I know. I was always under the impression that the assist would only count if Panarin scored.
>>64236663
>he has less goals this season than 420 other players
>>64236807
Wait, Kane got the fucking assist on that play?
U wot m8. Has there been an explanation put up anywhere as to why Kane still got an A for it? Just because it was technically a continuation of that same play that he started?
>>64236810
Top KEK
Kongs BTFO
>>64236821
If player A passes to player B, who passes to C, who passed back and B, and B scores, player a gets an assist.
Yes it's a meme assist
>>64235214
>Calgary meme's their way to 2nd with 3on3 wins
>Edmonton McMemes their way to 3rd when he comes back
are you guys ready for the battle of Alberta come playoff time?
>>64236838
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64236838
Yeah, I know that's how it'd work under normal circumstances, but I figured that the play would have ended with Panarin shooting at the net and hitting the post, with his pass back to Keith being the start of a new play.
>>64236851
No, that's why players get assists on rebounds and shit like that
>>64236846
>First round Battle of the Most Retarded
>Two teams with super meme offense, shit defense, and shit goalies
That would actually probably be a fucking hilarious series, honestly.
>>64236846
>Edmonton
>playoffs
I'll believe it when I see it
>>64236855
So basically no reset on a play until a possession change.
Sens communications
@Media_Sens
The #Sens have recalled goaltender Andrew Hammond from his conditioning assignment in Binghamton.
Is it memes time
>>64236905
Pretty much.
>>64236821
The rules for assists explain it perfectly well
fucking munkie
Is Tim Horton a national hero of canadia?
>>64237268
shut the fuck up
>>64237309
Did your kids turn out to have finnish heritage disease? Damn
>>64237316
>Remove Disco Dan from the equation
>This happens
>>64237346
> ice hockey
>>64237354
What sports are played in Nepal other than... Climbing?
>>64237574
Soccer and cricket desu
Good morning, /hoc/
>>64237939
shut the fuck up
Doses /hoc/ remember Ted Irvine fondly?
>>64237981
Stop quoting me
>>64238005
shut the fuck up
Who could Dallas trade for to actually upgrade their D? Hemsky, Eaves, Eakin are all probably easily available, not sure about anyone else.
>>64237346
>blaming the coach for the roster of untalented goons
>bustk0v has one assist in his last 6 games
>on pace for 35 points
Will "pro scout" ever be right about anything?
>>64238407
he was right about based RR55
Mcmeemkid has been so much more enjoyable lately than at the beginning of the season
>Nylander was drafted at #8
>Behind 7 vastly inferior "players"
Let that sink in for an hour
When will the anti swede bias end?
>>64230183
doesn't matter
you can tell
would bang
>>64238537
>When will the anti swede bias end?
when you stop posting these gay posts about Nelander
>>64238039
Trevor Daley is doing alright
>>64238537
But nylander was born in Calgary
>>64238644
And the first thing he did was to piss on the ground and cry
Did the leafs win the kessel trade?
>>64238610
lol, need a defenseman.
>>64238537
>When will the anti swede bias end?
When swedes stop getting btfo everywhere they go ayy lmao
>>64239119
lmao even if they stay home they still manage to get btfo
>>64239119
>literally ducking from the puck when you are the goaltender
top fucking kek
Players you wish couldn't represent your country nationally?
I'll start:
Who can stop them /hoc/?
>>64239141
>>64239157
Kek indeed.
Still he managed to win something a finn never will
>>64239221
>sweden will never ever produce player as good again
feels good
>>64239221
you propably think you have a chance at the WJC
>>64239157
That is literally what they teach you to do in swedish goaltending schools. (completely serious)
>>64239242
>>64239244
Poopojärvi is the biggest bust since Bustkov.
How do you guys do it?
>>64239254
Still better than having no goaltending school like Canada
>>64239268
Still better than having no goaltender like Sweden :^)
>>64239296
>>64239296
>>64239296
NEW - NY - UUSI
>>64238644
Toews was born in Winnipeg.
