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NE:LeGarrette Blount suffers hip injury on SNF
STL:Todd Gurley sidelined in 4Q with knee issue
DEN:B. Osweiler exposed in 15-12 loss to Raiders
NE:Gronkowski, Danny Amendola active for SNF
CIN:Report: Dalton's injury likely season ending
CIN:A.J. Green rips Steelers for 6-132-1 in loss
SEA:Russell Wilson torches Ravens with 5 TDs
NO:Colston comes out of hibernation with 2 TDs
STL:Gurley sinks Detroit with 147 yards and 2 TDs
DET:Gold Star: Tate blows up for 2 touchdowns
SEA:Baldwin drops 3 TDs on defense-less Ravens
SEA:Tyler Lockett stays hot with 104 yards, 2 TDs
JAC:Bortles totals four scores as Jags put up 50
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Is Smeth elite?
>>64230828
>tfw had Ted Ginn Jr on Bench, but I did have Baldwin
n-naners...
>>64230861
don't do that
anyways reposting DANK OC
CWM
we out here
>>64230861
>caring about shit your team has done when you weren't even alive
giants fan here and you can still fuck off
>>64230828
Nth for Meme Watt
>>64230906
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a QB, it isn't even debatable)
>>64230920
S M E T H
_____L
_____I
_____T
_____E
>the city of Patriots special teams
what the fuck, Martin?
>better get your Keshon Martin jerseys before he gets released!
>ANOTHER SPECIAL TEAMS FUCK UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>CHORGERS
>BUNCOS
Fucking special teams
>>64230920
Can't spell SMETH without meth. :/
>>64230828
2nd (in the AFC) for Gary "O-line whisperer" Kubiak
>Tom Brady
>good
>>64230983
Don't post the pasta?
>>64230970
Meh, that's like a days worth of beer. You cali f>>64230970
ags are soft.
That was fumble
>>64231022
I'll never understand why abnormies identify with frogs.
>>64231061
>hang in there
>>64230906
>>64230920
OK, LOOK, THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
IT'S
FUCKING
NOT
STOP IT. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS ARE THE MOST INSUFFERABLE CUNTS I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF MEETING
FUCK OFF
QUIT
WE KNOW YOU THINK THE CHEFS ARE ELITE AND ARE POISED TO WIN AND WE ALSO KNOW THAT YOU'RE SO FUCKING PATHETIC THAT YOU ATTACH AN IMAGE OF SOME STUPID QUEEFS MEME JUST SO WE KNOW THAT IT'S YOU
WE KNOW YOU CAN ADAPT A COPYPASTA TO FIT YOUR TEAM. IT'S BEEN DONE TIME AND TIME AGAIN AND FOR A SHORT WHILE THIS ONE HAD SOME NOVELTY BUT CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT RAN IT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND
INTO
THE
GROUND
AND NOW ALL I GET WHEN I SEE THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING BRAIN HEMORRHAGE BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING STUPID BEYOND REDEMPTION
FUCKING GET A LIFE
FUCKING GET A GIRLFRIEND
FUCKING GET A JOB
FUCKING DO IT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU KEEP TESTING ME, IF I KEEP HAVING TO OPEN THE THREAD AND BE GREETED WITH THIS OBNOXIOUS UNFUNNY COPYPASTA
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
I WILL FUCKING MAKE IT MY LIFE'S SOLE PURPOSE TO REMOVE YOU FROM THE REALM OF THE LIVING BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY AND BELIEVE ME I HAVE SEVERAL MEANS THAT I CAN SUMMON AT ANY TIME
I WILL LITERALLY FUCKING DESTROY YOU
STOP
STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>check out the Texans/Patriots gamethreads
>80% of posts are legitimately off-topic shitposting that isn't even amusing
>kekposts, wee/a/boos, and Milanafags abound amongst never ending "my wife's son" bullshit
Seriously guys, what the fuck happened? It's like they don't even want to watch the game.
>>64230861
Glad to see this is still alive and well
>>64230970
>mfw the 9ers got rid of Smeth and then got rid of the only coach in the last decade who gave them wins
>>64231062
>not knowing how forward progress works
>>64231056
no
don't do that
>>64231061
mirin those bobbleheads senpai
who of?
>>64231099
this is a new one
DPOTY coming through
>Devin McCourty Hurt
HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING TEAM FAMPAI?
ME: JUUUUUUSSSSTTTTT
>>64231123
tbqh imho pham i'm happy smeth is doing well but andy reid isn't exactly an upgrade from jim harbaugh when it comes to playoff success
>>64231141
But it's a threadly reminder. You post the pasta then.
>>64231099
holy fuck all this new pasta being made from the chefs is glorious
>Now that it doesn't matter anymore the Saints will win out.
1. Patriots
2. Bengals
3. Broncos
4. Colts
5. Chiefs
6. Steelers
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Packers
4. Eagles
5. Vikings
6. Seahawks
>>64231099
wew lad
>>64231113
You have clearly never been in a snf gamethread
>>64231141
Left to right. . Chipper Jones, ichiro, Alex Rodriquez, Mike piazza, Jason giambi.
What's /sp/'s prediction for AFC wild cards?
>Steelers Broncos game
>Jets Cowboys game
>Chiefs Ravens game
>implying anyone else matters
>>64231189
How the hell are the vikings going to get the 5th seed over the seahawks?
>>64231218
Not as often as I'd prefer during this season, but I swear to god it was better than that shitshow last year.
>>64231233
>Ravens
nigga
>Meme Watt and the Toxins thought they could win the AFC South
>>64231099
>this mad
Do the Chefs actually win a playoff game this year?
>>64231285
Yes.
Colts suck dick and won't be able to stop them this year.
>>64231175
nah i was here for the entire lifecycle of that thing
i'm tired of it already
>>64231224
that's some heavy early 2000s star power right there mang
no cubs though? not like a derrek lee or anything?
>>64231233
>@Ravens
>Browns
>Raidurrrs
Get your final votes in on Russell Wilson's elitehood.
http://strawpoll.me/6259353
>>64231285
Probably since they'll get to play the AFC South champs which is basically a free win
>>64231285
Probably
>>64231285
nope. they could beat denver though i guess depends who they play
>>64231285
>mfw it's gone from "hahahaha 1-5 the Chefs might as well tank now" to "will they even win a playoffs game?"
>>64231350
Beautiful recovery for them especially with all the injuries they've sustained. I hope they win a play off game.
>>64231285
If S M E T H keeps throwing dragons, the Chiefs will cück someone in the playoffs
God I hope the Pats lose after this gets overturned
>>64231336
the shitposting ends here KC
>>64231352
Should buy one in a football shape for Lake
>>64231350
Well, considering they haven't won one in over 2 decades, it's a valid question.
>>64231312
I'm a Sox fan and have a full sized Frank Thomas one.
>chargers
>broncos
>>64231388
dubs confirm
>>64231123
Smith is shit so that doesn't matter
Getting rid of John was the biggest mistake this organization has ever done
>>64231422
> MFW
>>64231467
Alex Smith is objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, you literally cannot debate this fact.
>Coming for that AFCW title
>THESE
>FUCKING
>INJURIES
LITERALLY EVERYBODY IMPORTANT ON OUR DEFENSE IS DEAD.
>>64231114
Holy shit, you aren't dead!
Can we fire our team's athletic trainer again?
>Wilson
>Elite
Pick one. 16 TDs in 4 games is impressive, but it's a 16 game season. 13 games in and he has only 26 TDs despite the 16 in a month. Not even Top 5.
Still 20th for yards per game.
Has a high completion percentage and rating because of meme offense.
Prognosis = near elite game manager, but improving. Might be complete elite QB in a year or two.
>>64231583
Nah, ive just been bored of /sp/ lately. Sometimes I just dont feel like posting ya know. As if I dont have the energy.
>>64231312
Then quit your bitching.
>>64231420
based big hurt, i went to his HoF induction ceremony
you in favor of trading sale like some of the white sox fans i've talked to?
>>64231693
rééééééé
cease this manner of posting
>>64231388
>those two guys clapping for maclin
gets me every time
Is it weird that I consider the Bengals more of a playoff threat now that Dalton is gone?
How does /sp/ have the audacity to claim Odell Beckham Jr. is the biggest meme player in the NFL?
You all claim his entire career is based around 1 catch, but he has the best 16 game start to a career in NFL history
Why don't you call someone like Jadeveon Clowney a meme player, who was drafted the same year as OBJ, yet has done nothing in his career and was basically just drafted #1 overall for that one big hit he made?
>>64231622
Fuck off you uneducated faggot
>>64231763
You know that meme player is a baseless insult used to shitpost, right?
>>64231727
>Complaining about tenshiposting
>>64231420
BIG HURT. Love that guy, I wish he'd stuck around with the Sox his whole career (yes, I think that sentimental kind of stuff means extra).
>>64231758
not at all
>>64231763
>Meme Beckmeme Jr.
>Anything but a meme
Kek
>>64231622
>Not a Top 5 QB now
And who are the five better?
How do the rest of you cope with the inevitable heat death of the universe and our collective irrelevance? Like the concept of an infinite amount of time of nothingness is hard to wrap your head around.
>>64231763
There's no point in taking anyone serious when they refer to any player or team as a meme, especially when every fucking player/team is called a meme on /sp/
>>64231312
Thats awesome. And Definitely not. Sox have the shittiest farm system in the MLB as opposed to the Cubs who have the best. So I'm partial to homegrown talent I guess.
>>64231828
Shut up fag lmao
>>64231350
I mean if they get the 5 seed they play Colts/Texans/Jags. If they can't win a playoff game then, then they're fucked.
>>64231828
Will it happen before or after the Eagles win a Super Bowl?
>>64231493
This year?
Okay that changes every fucking year
See you chief fans need to understand you're literal sloppy seconds tier team
Like jacksonville , Falcons , Colts etc.. You are the team people are going to retire in for money or to just be able to play football because your team is a desperate sloppy second. Smith was a shit QB and still is a shit QB
Out of a league of 32 starting QBs smith may be ranked 15 but that is like praising a morning shit to a smooth no wipe shit either way it is still shit .
Point is you didn't have smith in the beginning we did and he was trash until John came around and if John can change methhead anyone can change under john
>>64231867
Fuck you, Sneak
>>64231867
based sneak
>>64231422
thanks for the template fag
>>64231805
it's just who i am senpai
>>64231854
cubs are gonna be good next year
not like "break the curse" good, but good enough for bandwagon and shitposts
>>64231903
Alex Smith looks so calm and composed that even I, as a die hard Alex Smith fan, at times do reflect on what anti-Smith commentators put out there. He will have some not so good games, but what makes an athlete a great one? One who is a subject matter expert in his field and who has the ability to execute- with no fuss and no delay. Now, we see many quarterbacks supposedly better at passing the ball than Smith but why are they not as successful? Because as a quarterback one must be able to read defenses and see past the moment and see the whole play and be able to execute one drive at a time, with less mistakes. That's Alex Smith. The most intelligent and studied quarterback, third to only Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. One does not become great because of sheer genius, but all little details matters and that is very hard to find in a quarterback. I have watched Alex Smith throw very accurate and get more depth in his passing game. That year, 2012, he was almost perfect. But greed and egotistical will made Harbaugh switch to Colin Kaepernick IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON! Great timing by the way. The loyal soldier was benched and credit was robbed of him during the entire season. All the media posted pathetic photos of Alex Smith and made him a laughingstock!
The soldier has always been more noble than how he showed the world. I have always believed he will be a gladiator who will overthrow the Romam/Harbaugh empire to embarrassment.
There are different kinds of ethics - business ethics, moral ethics, standard ethics- all of those were not respected by Roman/Harbaugh. That switch to Kaepernick will never be forgotten.
There is a lot of us rooting for the gladiator to rise. Justice will be served where it is due.
The ending is all the same. Alex Smith will have his big moment.
Harbaugh is already slowly feeling his momentary downfall.
Justice is but right.
>>64231828
>Worrying about 20 billion years in the future
can't do shit about entropy tbqh
>New England Patriots @Patriots 21s22 seconds ago
#Patriots injury updates:
>Easley, thigh, questionable
>Freeny will not return.
EVERYBODY
IS
DEAD
>>64231975
raidnigger spic
>>64231986
Been a while since I saw this pasta
Again shows how fucking sloppy these fans are that they steal board culture pasta , change some words and turn it into a stupid meme.
Pathetic like the "skyline" in that godforsaken city
>>64231767
Simple math. If you're gonna cherry pick 16 TDs, 1171 (~293 yards per game) against the shitty Ravens, the one dimensional and possibly fraudulent Vikings, the injured and refballed Steelers, and the Lelers then be prepared for people to point out.
>9 games
>10 TDs, 7 INTs
>2118 yards, ~235 per game.
If it wasn't the Ravens's anemic secondary and a team that could actually pass rush, they've have looked worse without Rawls.
>>64231975
Looks like shit, just like the raidniggers and thier fanbase's skin color
Stay keked bitch
>>64231977
Yeah they're probably world series favorites going into next year
>>64232015
>When Heaven and Earth hates Tim Brody, BB and the Cheatriots but Hell lets them win
>>64232063
stay anus-annihilated lmao
>>64232066
Autistic
>Jadavmeme Clowney
>Only known for one meme hit and feasting on shitty CFB teams
>Anything but a bust
>>64232066
>Steelers were refballed
How? You fucking faggot there were more penalties called in their favor in the 1st half
>>64232068
>1 Super Bowl win from the early 70s
>No wins in the playoffs since Seinfeld was on TV
>>64231285
Chiefs-Bengals in Wildcard - one of them must win, right?
>>64232130
>anyone who can do basic math and prove me wrong is autistic
Nice ad hominem faggot, you Wilson fags are all the same.
BILL
DO NOT PLAY GRONK, BRADY, AMENDOLA OR LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE OF WORTH FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE GAME
PUT IN THE PRACTICE SQUADERS.
Who's the biggest meme:
Omeme Beckmeme Jr., Cameme Newmeme, or Meme Meme Watt?
>>64232186
Shut the fuck up
>>64232160
>the chiefs created the AFC
>the raiderps haven't won more than 8 games since Steve Irwin was alive
>>64232200
Memell Wilsmeme
>>64232200
cam, at least jj and ODB are good
>>64232115
>1 bowl before your father was born
>2 ws, 3 appareances one kek'D by us like the pathetic fags you are , one before you were born and another finally won against the worst NL team to appear in a WS since '13 cards
>no ape hoop team
>no furpuck team
>NEEDED our old GOAT QB to win a playoff game for the first time IN DECADES
Again you're a sloppy second team just like you baseball team and its "loyal" fanbase that ironically becomes second popular cardinal merchandise sold city
Have fun fucking your sister
Probably the only thing to look forward to there besides meth
>>64232234
>people are now considering $cam Jewton good, and maybe even MVP-status
What the fuck happened, what crazy world did we get sent to?
>>64232234
>Cam is not good
Biggest Meme in the 2015 NFL season TBQH SENPAI
I don't fucking get it, they scored 10 fucking points on the fucking Chorgers and they are acting like world beaters, wtf
This just in, Texans Offensive Line watches as Patriots pash rush literally fucks the brains out of Brian Hoyer
>>64232066
No one gives a shit about your input you fucking Iggles faggot.
>having the audacity to include Shit Kelly's name as your tripname
>>64232295
>What the fuck happened, what crazy world did we get sent to?
When a team goes undefeated, the QB tends to get all the credit. Not that I support it, but that's how it goes.
>>64232210
>Cheifs created afc
>not Al Davis that revived the competition and saved the afl from bankruptcy which lead to the merger
Come on bro I'm not even a raidnigger fan but that is weak even for you people
>>64231827
In no particular order:
Brady
Palmer
Cam
Rodgers
Brees
Hell, Rivers has been basically a one man offense for at least a month.
Dalton is arguable
They're all better passers. "Elite" QBs don't have the 21st most attempts. Elite and near elite game managers do.
>>64232328
How about I change it xXxColdRazrHeartBleedxXx? Clearly that's good enough to appease such edgy-faggotry. Cool nonshit football content, post more.
>>64232265
I forgot to mention
Not only did you have our sloppy seconds but you had Marcus Allen who was also pasted his prime
TWO VETERAN PLAYER you faggots needed to win a playoff game , a single playoff game for the first time in decades and one of them was a former Super Bowl champ raider
How fucking pathetic can you be holy shit
Your whole town should be put on suicide watch , horrible fucking team , fanbase , city
How can you sleep calmly when you realize every day you live in KANSAS SHITTY
Hypothetical: you are a prospective investor looking to purchase a decently large but not majority stake in an NFL team. for the purpose of the exercise, assume that you're able to do so with any team.
which are the top 10 franchises you definitely would not want to invest in right now?
>New England Patriots @Patriots 14s15 seconds ago
>.@RobGronkowski just went over 1,000 receiving yds in 2015, becoming the first TE in @NFL history with 3 seasons w/ 1,000+ yards & 10+ TDs.
BASED
>>64232492
but did he play basketball?
>>64232432
>No Big Ben.
Ben's top 3 nigga
>>64232492
He's a meme TE that's NE's only offensive weapon. No shit.
So, we can all agree that these two are one of the most elite pairings in the NFL at this point in their mutual careers, right?
B-Benglebros? What happened to catb owl?
>>64232453
>not majority stake
naners
>>64232524
I love me some Ben, but he's been so hurt this year. Might still have him in my Top 10 despite that though.
>>64232453
Texans
Colts
Jags
Titans
Falcons
Bucs
Jets
KC
Chargers
Philly
I'm not just looking at now but later.
None of these teams are improving and those that show promise will only fail in the long run .
Superficially teams like philly and Kansas always choke when it matters and as a invested that high rise for a good year will not be worth it once the 2-5 year decline happens which is always apparent for these teams listed
>>64232573
Not so fast, Xehawks
>>64232573
>doug baldwin is part-filipino
hard not to be elite when he is part of the most powerful race in the world :^)
then again tebow was also born in the philippines too
>>64232578
I-it could still happen
1.Brady
2.Big Ben
3.Wilson
4.Palmer
5.Newton
6.Rodgers
>>64232432
>Brees
What the fuck?
>>64232446
you are so fucking mad right now
>Blount hurt
>Easley hurt
>MCCOURTY hurt
>Freeny hurt
it JUST keeps happening
>>64232541
>meme
Nigga is by and far the best TE, who can block, and catch like this motherfucker? No shit when you got a GOAT like him you're going to use him.
>>64232265
>>64232446
>kc fans right now
>>64232694
Playoff chances : hurt
>>64232694
>STORK JUST GOT INJURED NOW
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.
>>64232603
>Jags
>Bucs
>Jets
>Not improving
Nigga, the Jags and Bucs have two of the youngest QBs and offenses, and the Jets are a good QB signing (or more Fitzmagic late blooming) from being contenders.
I'd put the Dolphins, Saints, and Browns before 90% of the teams you put there. They all look like they're gonna be mediocre at best for the next 5-7 years.
>>64232453
Redskins - Snyder
49ers - the Yorks
Cowboys - "sharing" with Jerry
Lions - Organizational mess
Browns - Worse organizational mess
Titans - Questionable FO
Raiders - Office in a shit river, maybe after they move to LA
Rams - Don't want to deal with LA business
Texans - Their GM is a nut and I have not enough control. The McNairs are ok.
Colts - Irsay might put out a hit for me
>Cardinals heading east for SnF
Oh boy
how do the patriots have so much depth
did they cheat
>tfw season is so fucking over
>at least team will get a high draft-pick
JUST
>>64232858
>Refs will still fuck the Lions over
I don't even know why I watch anymore
>everybody in the huddle laughing at something laid back
>camera pans directly to bradys face
>stops laughing
>looks away
literally based
>>64232884
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
>>64232908
refs can only fuck up your draft if you're the patriots
Osweiler wasn't really exposed. He wasn't great but Demaryius and Vernon can't catch AIDS from a gay man right now
>>64232847
they deflated other teams rosters
>>64232948
>He wasn't great but Demaryius and Vernon can't catch AIDS from a gay man right now
>IT'S THE RECEIVERS
oh boy
Meanwhile, Brady's receiver had what? 5? 6 more drops tonight?
>>64232941
We don't need any help from the refs to fuck up our draft
>>64232948
Luckily they already played the Packers
>>64232948
>40 of his passes knocked down at the line
>sacked 50 times
>WRs lost trust in him
>>64232948
Good for them they get to play >our secondary this week
I have been so out of it this year that I forgot they were on MNF until 2pm when I got home and they werent on tv
>>64232847
>did they cheat
yes
>>64232976
Brock is already getting Peyton-tier excuses.
>>64232948
>delusional buncos fag detected
Alright, fans of teams not making the playoffs. Who would you personally draft to make your team not a meme next year?
>Mike Loyko @NEPD_Loyko 29s30 seconds ago
>This is the 4th time JJ Watt has faced #Patriots. All he has to show for is 0.5 sacks. They've handled him.
>JJ Meme
>>64232998
Nah, those are Rogers excuses.
>>64233019
>he watches amateur football
>>64233008
>queef fag below us trying to give a opinion
kiss our orange ass
>>64232948
They had 0 TDs. Yes Osweiller wasn't the only problem, but they had three opportunities to score a TD and he couldn't finish one of them. A couple of dropped passes doesn't give him a pass.
Maybe he'll get better, i dunno. Unfortunately he doesn't seem to have the mental quickness of an elite QB.
so tonight just reaffirmed that Brady is a Gronkbabby yes?
>>64232948
He needs to get rid of the fucking ball. Pey Pey was only able to survive behind that shit O-Line for as long as he did because he got it out of his hands in less than 4 seconds. Ossy holds onto that shit until there's some fat fuck in his face.
And, yeah, Vernon Davis is washed up and Demaryius is being his usual butter-fingers self.
>>64233025
They sold out against him and got manhandled by Clowney instead. Funny how they forget to mention that.
>6-7 colts are #1 in their division
THIS SPORT IS STUPID
>>64233019
Give Cleveland a pash rush pls
>>64233025
Watt is a good player but anytime the Texans play decent he gets hyped to the fucking max. This mainly because Houston doesn't have a qb for espn to salivate over.
>>64233025
>>64233056
They also held maymay watt all game
>>64233056
What does that fucking matter? It's a jab at JJ Watt being hyped up when he gets manhandled by our team. Which against our OL, is pathetic.
>>64233050
I don't know why people things this is an insult to anybody.
Brady was a first ballot HOFer before gronk was in college. Gronk is also a great player who will go down as one of the all time great patriots, so implying that brady a first ballot hofer gets to play with another all time great is a pretty awesome thing as a patriots fan
>Steven A. Smith picked the Texans to win
Who ready for ebin memes tomorrow morning?
>>64232777
Fuck you pussy
>>64233099
Not me, I have job.
>JJ WATT
>BTFO
PICK 2
https://vine.co/v/iZlzPEAJxZt
>>64233099
Stephen A irrationally hates the Patriots like Skip Bayless irrationally hates the Packers
It's comical
>>64233085
>>64233131
Do Pats fans ever stop crying about other teams? Watt is the best 3-4 DE and probably the best defensive player in the NFL. Go enjoy your win
>>64230983
CWM WE OUT HERE
>>64233131
Brady was dogging the cameras hard tonight, he definitely is holding a grudge
please just put hasselbeck down already
>>64233131
Skip Bayless hates the Panthers more desu. Picked against them every chance he can, and is still shilling Brady for MVP when Cam and Carson have entirely passed him.
>>64233092
because those ebin maymayers are underage and only start watching football within the last 5 years
>>64233158
Stop posting on /sp/ JJ.
>>64233171
hes better than luck tbqh
Good win, hopefully none of the Pats injured are out for the season
>>64233158
>Watt
>Best defensive player in the NFL
Funny way of spelling Luke Kuechly, buddy.
>>64233172
>Picked against them every chance he can, and is still shilling Brady for MVP when Cam and Carson have entirely passed him.
You are a retard though.
>>64233166
What's he mad about now?
>>64233174
But I thought JJ was literally reddit: the player
>>64233203
>He actually thinks Brady is anywhere above 3rd if the MVP vote was today
>>64233172
>still shilling Brady for MVP when Cam and Carson have entirely passed him.
>Cam
>>64233214
>What's he mad about now?
The seven months of defamation based off circumstantial evidence about partially deflated footballs.
>>64233214
>nfl literally just tried to destroy his legacy
>is still pursuing an appeal and tried to get the date around the same time as the superbowl
>what is he mad about
>>64233171
When he's rested he plays better than Luck. Unfortunately he's so damn old that he gets tired too easy, you'll have to bench him for a few games so he can come back better than Luck again.
>>64233222
>he thinks Brady isn't the frontrunner, despite the public casual outcry
ESPN and casual retards also said JJ Watt would be MVP last year
>>64233200
>Stat padding MLB
No
>>64233222
Who is better than Brady right now? Only person playing better is Luke Kekly and defense doesn't win MVP
>>64233172
>entirely passed him
>Cam is middling in literally every passing category
He's a nigger filling a diversity quota kin
>>64233205
>jest game is now the only obstacle to a first round bye and home field advantage
>>64233042
>mfw im not even a queefs fag, but will lmfao when they win out 11-5 while the buncos drop to 10-6
>>64233268
>we've got the Tits next week
Thank fucking christ, we need a bye week
Chances we get Jimmy G by the second half? Need niggas to heal up.
>>64233252
Watt should have gotten MVP last year. Rodgers and Romo were both playing in 100% healthy offenses and look at how shitty they are this year. Watt almost dragged that Toxins team to the playoffs
>Doug Kyed @DougKyed 7s7 seconds ago
>Patriots LB Jonathan Freeny's right hand is in a cast.
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT
AS IF WE NEED MORE INJURIES
>>64233291
>Thank fucking christ, we need a bye week
Didn't you guys say that about the iggles last week?
>>64233099
>mfw exams are done and have time to watch morning sports shows
why isn't Fletcher Cox talked about more on /sp/? he's been pretty elite the last 2 seasons
>Luck out till week 16
>Hasselbeck out
>Hoyer probably out next week
a-are the Jags gonna win this division??
What are the chances panthers rest their starters against bucs at the end of the season?
>>64233331
Because fuck the Iggles. Filthadelphia a shit.
>>64233252
>>64233263
>>64233267
>He's actually so mad that a black man is going to kek the MVP that he's resorted to samefagging his asspain
>>64233326
>tfw two finals one tomorrow and one Wednesday
oh god please I need motivation bros
>>64233336
About tree fiddy
>>64233336
>speciesism
my sides
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_NFL_draft
this draft just looks funnier and funnier as time goes on. how could so many teams picking in the top 10 have fucked up so badly?
>>64233349
Peterson?
>>64231977
police's face when I post his waifu
>>64233331
Because he isn't a loud mouth shit talker
>>64233263
>Stat padding MLB
you mean padding his stats with the most interceptions by a linebacker since entering the league?
>>64233349
Nice try fuccboi
>>64232200
Cameme and Russmeme
>Even Trent Dilfer is saying Cam's going to win the MVP
On a scale from one to Lake, how butthurt is /sp/ going to be when Cam wins the MVP and the nigcats go 19-0?
>>64230861
Rankings are really really bad and you should feel bad for being autistic enough to think it's better than your own shitty opinion.
>>64232234
>Cam isn't good
That's the biggest meme of them all desu
>>64233349
>m-m-maybe if I quote three random people and call them a samefag I'll win the argument hahahahaha?
>>64233391
Luckily for him Urlacher and Lewis retired a few years ago
>>64233401
If Cam wins MVP when he isn't even the best player on his team the award is going to become even more of a joke
>>64233321
not that anon, but i highly doubt the tits can pull what the iggles did on special teams
i wouldnt taking it lightly considering how banged up the team is, but they should still win
>>64233401
>Even Trent Dilfer is saying Cam's going to win the MVP
>>64233453
hes the best quarterback on the team
its like you dont even know what mvp is
>>64233321
Good point but I trust Bill and Brady not to make the same mistakes twice.
Plus, Iggles needed some premium Pats pants-shitting to win.
>mfw MVPs haven't won the owl since Kurt Warner in 1999
>mfw Pats fans want Brady to get it despite this
let the nig have his award. The only award I care about is given when you win the Super Bowl.
>Ravens eliminated from playoffs
>Bills lose
>Bengals lose
>Broncos lose
>Gronk back
>Pats won
>#1 seed again
washes the taste of the last two weeks out of my mouth
>The Harbough brothers actually met each other in the final of the largest major sport in America.
So how's your relationship with your sibling anon?
top draft pick order as of now
1. Titans
2. Browns
3. Chargers
4. Ravens
5. 49ers
6. Cowboys
7. Lions
8. Jaguars
9. Rams
10. Bears
MNF loser jumps the jaguars, though.
>>64233476
But MLB is the QB of the defense senpai
>>64231099
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>>64233502
Arson Palmer for MVP
>>64233508
he's studying for finals in his room atm
or procrastinating
>>64233513
Do Lions have a chance to ruin their own d--
Actually fuck it, even if they had the #1 pick they'd still fuck it up.
>>64233498
Oh boy, it's Based Ban-evasion
Is DeAndre Hopkins elite?
>>64233508
My sister has 5 kids, no job I think, and I haven't seen her in a decade
So pretty good if you ask me
>>64233513
I am pretty sure that the Chargers have the #2 pick right now.
>>64232330
....when a team's #1 option goes down with an injury before the season starts and is making ted ginn jr have the season he is having...then yes, the Quarterback should get as much credit as possible.
>>64233564
By that standard, Rodgers should get MVP
>>64233513
>8. Jaguars
>3 weeks to go and they're only 1 game out of the division
>>64233505
>mfw it's snowing in foxborough against the Titans again
>>64233549
I dunno but he's the least worst WR in Houston
>>64233549
if he played in NY or dallas, he'd be talked about like olell kekham.
>>64232777
Forgive me for the blind optimism after another disappointing performance but I actually think the biggest positive this season is Martha Ford fucking everyones shit up, she's shown she clearly actively cares about the team and is not afraid to make the tough decisions without just taking a shotgun to the entire hierarchy.
Lewand should have been fired the second Suh signed for the Dolphins, the rumours were that it was nothing more than hubris that they didn't coddle him and force him to sign a deal, they thought they could wrap it up and when he hit free agency the dolphins offered like $10m more than he was. I'm not saying Suh would have made all the difference but he was a) one of the best players b) pretty much the one job lewand had to do in the offseason and he fucked it up so it sets a dangerous precident for his abilities
Lombardi was unfortunate and I believe he is a great coordinator but I think his offense was hugely incompatible with pretty much all of the offensive personnel, especially stafford and calvin, and caldwell. Cooter is showing concerning signs of going the same way and I cant help thinking its because of this obsession with trying to get stafford to protect the football, the guy is not a thinking, let him have is 4500/35/20 statline and he will win you 10 games easy with a top 10 D, which they have
Also as tired as it is I do want to say that its two definite, and possibly two more games that would have gone detroits way 9/10 times, and even being 6-7 or better at this point would make everything look very different
I risk razorcaking a little bit but theres easily enough cap room to sign all the free agents if they wanted and more if required so the team isnt going to get worse next year. A reasonable draft and who knows
tldr I don't think the lions are as much of a mess as people believe and the signs of how the poor season has been dealt with is actually encouraging.
>>64233577
Rodgers has Randall Cobb. And they havent done shit.
Now lets pretend its the beginning of the season. Who is better, Cobb or Ginn? Not a single fucking person will say Ginn.
>>64233585
And people tried to tell me Luck was good because he padded his stats in that shithole of a division
>>64233627
Cobb got exposed this year and can't beat coverage to save his life
>>64233222
>33 TDs 6 INTs 3 rushing TDs
>can reach 5,000 yards passing
>carrying a team of 3rd stringers and Gronk to the 1st seed
Sure buddy, Tom Brady is worse than Carson Palmer and Cam
If by some miracle the Jets manage to run the gauntlet and go 11-5, they could still miss the playoffs. That Buffalo game hurts more and more every day.
>>64233357
I got you bud.
Mine are coming up Wednesday and Thursday.
Good luck!
>>64233401
>Even Trent Dilfer is saying Cam's going to win the MVP
le "Pats are not good anymore" man? when has he ever been right about anything?
>>64233513
and with the number 1 pick the Titans select Jeremy Tunsil.
I'd be okay with that.
>>64233621
i dont think they are that bad either. the o line is a shit tho
>>64233695
fucking Laremy. dontknow why i thought jeremy
>>64233670
its okay the heartbreaking defeat to them week 17 will make you forget all about it
>pats have two bad games
>second they do great again
>shit posting everywhere
I hope their fans understand why outsiders hate them
>>64233670
>NFCE winner will probably be 7-9.
Hahaha fucking stupid faggots
>>64233662
hadn't Luck been playing hurt for most of the season? Since like week 3 or something?
>>64233730
that's not very apathetic
When the raidniggers pick in the 12-17 range, what position should they address first? Carr and Cooper are good, and Mack could legitimately win DPOY within the next 3 years.
>final tomorrow
>three finals tuesday
>three finals wednesday
>final thursday
Why the fuck did I decide to do this shit to myself? I just wanna shitpost about teams that aren't my own.
>>64233730
>51 to 16
>against the Jags
lmao
>>64233559
browns SOS is .509, chargers is .521
by virtue of rule or pretending or whatever, the chargers are therefore "better" and lose out on the top draft pick race.
>>64233587
59-0 incoming? More? I just hope for no more Patriots injuries.
>>64233621
I think the razors you swallowed are causing you to go into shock. There's almost no way this team comes out better in the next few years. Mayhew's drafts with Caldwell have been completely terrible. There's almost no depth on defense and that's going to hurt once Austin is gone.
>>64233742
Meant over his career.
>>64233754
>8 finals
Quit lying
>>64233754
How many fucking classes are you taking, jesus christ.
>>64231828
Oh it almost will certainly be a "Big Rip" instead of traditional heat death with the amount of Dark Energy in the universe, along with the discovery that the universes superstructure is almost certainly flat.
Every atom and quark in the universe will be ripped apart in a hell storm of no equal as the universe expands to the point where even black holes are destroyed because it expands much faster than light. Bretty cool stuff.
>>64233729
I wouldn't be surprised, Rex is going to make week 17 his Superbowl as usual.
>>64233730
>s-stop shitposting please
fuck off, my team just won. Yes, my team. I'm "The Deflator".
>>64233730
>pats win
>their fans shitpost
>pats lose
>literally everyone else shitposts
and thus continues the cycle
>>64233801
>tfw you literally probably are
He just looks like somebody that would spend a good part of his day shitposting on spee
>>64233749
1. Myles Jack
2. Jalen Ramsey
3. Jaylon Smith
4. Vernon Hargreaves III
5. Mackensie Alexander
Secondary and Off-LOS LB, pls.
>>64230861
>cardinals the oldest team in the league
>ranked only 20th
jesus they really do deserve a title or something
>Tom Brady ignoring the handshake by JJ
Why is Tom such a salty little bitch? JJ was excited to play the Pats and has only said good things about them. What's Tom's issue?
>>64232453
Rams
Browns
Chargers
Raiders
Basically goes without saying
Then,
Lions
49ers
Titans
Cowboys
Redskins
Ravens?
Leaves,
Patriots
Jets
Giants
Broncos
Chiefs
Steelers
Bengals
Colts
Texans
Jaguars
Packers
Bears
Vikings
Seahawks
Cardinals
Eagles
Giants
Saints
Bucs
Panthers
Falcons
Idk anything about the Bucs, though.
>>64233840
also Reggie Ragland works
>>64233587
the must wear the reds
>>64233850
He didn't, that was just Toucher and Rich doing their real life shitposting.
https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/676260571524689921
>>64233808
Dont worry even when belicheat leaves. I will still fucking hate that fan base to the end of my lifetime.
>>64233759
I wish I was a colts fan
>>64233745
no I just fucking hate the pats and jets
>>64231237
seahawks are hot right now but may be peaking too early.
vikings are shit right now but may peak at the right time
it's the nfl shit could happen. in week 5 if you said the falcons would only have 6 wins 10 weeks later everyone would greentext you and call you delusional
>>64231828
I'm not too worried about it, I have this plan to persuade middle school girls that I can grant any wish of theirs if they sign a contract with me that gives them magical powers. The result is that each of them gets eternal suffering which I use as a powerful renewable energy source to counteract entropy because it doesn't obey the laws of thermodynamics.
>>64233872
Well Shit.
What were toucher and Rich even posting? What was that clip from?
>>64233808
>the only person who gets it is snook
it's 2015, I thought you already knew
Pats win = Pats shitposting
Pats lose = other teams shitpost back
I mean come on people
>implying $cam Jewton's faggy sense of fashion compares to this
LOOK AT THAT TURTLENECK
JUST LOOK AT IT
DA TOXINS ARE DA SHIT
>>64233898
A really short clip of Brady walking away from JJ, but that didn't mean JJ never met with Brady.
Again, it was just T&R funposting.
>>64233920
they play like shit
>>64233920
NAH, DA TOXINS ARE SHIT
https://vine.co/v/iZ9L7KO5rVt
is this lucky or talent /nfl/?
>>64233749
definitely CB.
>>64233938
NOT JUST SHIT, DA SHIT
This week's preliminary power rankings are done, further adjustments will be done Monday evening and will be posted shortly after MNF. A familiar team makes its way back into the top ten, and the biggest mover up may not be who you expect.
>>64231493
>>64231422
>Queef fags are all tumblr meme spamming degenerates.
It all makes sense from all the meth they smoke.
>>64233939
Talent with a shitload of luck.
Jesus that should have been deflected/picked.
But it was still a good throw to a receiver in a tight window.
Just a terrible decision that paid off BECAUSE OF luck.
>>64233959
DA SHITEST OF DEM ALL
>>64233965
ARE DA TOXINS DA SHIT SNEKE?
wait, can anyone remind me how many wins the falcons have since Lake went against his word?
>>64233781
I'm tempted to disagree actually, the cornerbacks have all been really good they are just constantly hurt, slay is legit, bentley, carter and lawson have been good when they've played, mathis is good for a pensioner. quddus is really coming along as a safety, hes great in the run game and plays that pseudo linebacker role really well. Van Noy is a high draft pick that lost a year through injury and whitehead/bynes are capable. The middle of the d-line only has ngata and ngata is playing about as well as you'd expect for an aging 350lb guy with exploding legs
The draft picks haven't been abysmal, everyone except the 7th rounder has had plenty of snaps this year and last years draft looks really good in the middle rounds, ebron has been slow developing but he's not a bust quite yet and like i said KVN was hurt
>>64233939
sometimes its better to be lucky than good.
>>64233989
Why didn't he just shove a football up his ass? Why did he doom an entire team?
>>64233895
no meduka don't become meguca
>>64231243
You don't have any right to complain you fucking tripfaggot.
>>64233909
>turtleneck with a suit vest
Almost as terrible as Newton's hoodie with a sport coat trainwreck on the GQ cover.
Fuck the Colts
>tfw Hoyer will probably die at 40 from so many concussions
Acupuncture can only do so much
>>64233989
what did I miss?
>>64233730
>haters spam shit all summer about deflategate
>patriots fans spam shit the first 10 weeks of the season when they win
>lose two games and all the hate comes out of the woodwork "LOL U CANT HAND:LE THE BANTZ WHEN U LOSE BRUH"
>pats win again and banter "HOLY SHIT WORST FANBASE EVER"
stop wasting your energy on this pointless cycle and hate the jets or something you faggot
>>64233997
Thing is that was the last draft under Schwartz, he just got fired before they had a chance to develop. Caldwell's drafts have been pathetic at best.
>>64234024
the streak of Lake not putting a football in his ass continues and the Falcons are suffering because Karma
>>64234020
MAN FUCK DA TOX'S
>>64233989
FOOTBALL
Also I'll give McCarthy credit for knowing when to swap out Lacy and Starks to keep them fresh.
>>64233989
i feel so bad for the falcons, they were excited and ready to make a run for the owl
but lake had to be so selfish and doomed hissocalled team
>>64233798
Rex already had his two Super Bowls against "muh circled date" Patriots though he'll probably do some full retard shit against the Jets since he lost both of those
>>64234025
Why would anyone hate the team that gave us all the buttfumble?
>>64234044
>the Falcons are suffering because Karma
Just like the Pats with injury
>>64234055
McFatass is the only reason that team is good
>>64234061
because actual dolphins and jets fans hate each other more than they hate anyone else
>>64234061
>not hating your divisional rivals
>>64234075
THE
>>64234038
caldwell has run those last two drafts, 2014 and 15, theres definitely been no stars but the roster is filling with good players that they can afford to keep
the 2013 draft was an incredible class and a nice parting gift from gym shorts but he needed to go
>>64233959
The Toxins were a sacrificial lamb that needed to be slaughtered to ensure the glory of Brady, hallowed be thy name
Through him
With him
In him
In the unity of the holy Belichick
All touchdowns and yardage are yours almighty Brady
Forever and ever
TOUCHDOWN PATS
TOUCHDOWN PATS
TOUOUOUCHDOWN PAAAAAAAAATS
>>64234085
not to the extent of Jets-Dolphins, That's a true rivalry. I don't like the Jets but that's a whole nother level.
>>64234072
I thought jets fans hate the pats more. but whatever fuck the jets
>>64230828
>CIN:A.J. Green rips Steelers for 6-132-1 in loss
lmao, this thread was made by an asshurt cinci fan
>>64232578
We will meet in Valhalla, my catbro.
>>64233749
A Safety or Linebacker
Why are people going crazy over the pats beating the Texans? Hell, why was the pats/texans game even a SNF game? The texans are shit, they've managed to crawl back from 2-14 to their rightful spot at 8-8 but they're still the Texans and still shit. No one should pay attention to any of their games.
>>64234086
ASS
>>64234085
>Implying all divisional rivalries are good.
The Cards have been shit for too long for me to hate them
>>64234133
if they won this game, they'd have sole possession of the AFC South
>>64233829
>mfw he was the one making all the 'Brady Dindu NUFFIN!' threads this offseason
>>64234146
That's not much of an achievement.
>>64233553
damn pretty sad man
Whens the last time you saw your parents?
>>64234115
Please man, it's not that bad to lose to the defending Owl champs and the GOAT coach.
But please show mercy, take back your shitty OC who is just a Belicheck pawn, take back your backup QB's. Take Romeo fatass Crennel.
I don't know what we did to you to deserve this but please show some fucking mercy. Not even the Broncos got such a bad punishment.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64234136
I just did, though.
>>64234133
desu i was hoping they'd finally give a jets a sunday night game week 16 but that doesn't look like it'll happen ;_;
>>64234151
>not wanting to see the Colts Divisional Finalist Banner
>>64234090
Our cap space is going to go quickly when both Ziggy and Slay get paid. I imagine Ebron's dumbass is going to want top money too
Has anyone that Caldwell picked turned out to be good? We're going to have a drop in depth in a few years unless the new GM starts out amazing
>>64234085
>hating teams that have only been in your division for a decade and who consistently troll your one actual rival
>Whose MVP award is that?
>That's Russell Wilson's MVP award.
>>64234136
shut up carlos
>>64232703
Eifert
Kelce
Barnidge
Richard Rogers
Vernon Davis
Just about every one of them
>J.J. Watt
>Ezekiel Ansah
>Luke Kuechly
>Josh Norman
Is DPOTY the only award left in the NFL that actually has some intrigue as to who'll win it and isn't a gigantic meme that just goes to the QB with the gaudiest stats like League MVP is?
>>64234180
>that feel when Mo. Wilkerson is playing as well as any of those guys but isn't in the conversation
>>64234161
oh come on. the nfc east is still close. come on you know how NBC has a hard on for the nfc east games
>>64234133
on the Patriots side or the Texans? because the Patriots needed to win and have the Bengals and Broncos lose at the same time to get the #1 seed again...
and all of that happened.
>>64234176
>Vernon Davis
Gronk at 75% is better than any tight end in the NFL
>win one game against the basement-tier Texans
>Patsfags spam the board like Tom Brady just single-handedly beat JJ Watt to death
about what I expected from the worst fanbase in the league
>>64234192
this but fletcher cox desu
>>64231828
ABPS...who cares?
have fun, what in the world could be more relevant to you than your own happiness?
>>64234176
Forgot Based Olsen
>>64234156
>Not even the Broncos got such a bad punishment.
>IM-FUCKING-PLYING
>>64234167
theres space to be made in the cap, reiff will get an extension that will push money away, tulloch too maybe, bell might get cut and pettigrew too if they pay ebron but i dont think they'll be until next year. Theres obviously the option of extending stafford but there's easily cap to be found
>>64234224
>JJ Watt
>4 games against Pats in career
>0.5 total sacks
>>64234248
>>IM-FUCKING-PLYING
>Implying
He brought Denver based Tebow and playoff wins.
We got 2 fat niggers and Hoyer/Mallet
>>64234279
http://fuckthecolts.com/#/FuckTheColts
>>64234220
how can one man be based?
>>64233502
>mfw people believe in jinxes
Can i just take the time to point out how hideous the 2016 free agent class is. These are the top players playing out their contract this year, its already horrible and a lot of them wont even see FA, good luck spending that $70m cap space oakland
>>64234306
>>64233895
put your trip back on fagtron
>>64234306
>mfw people think the NFL is scripted
are the seacuc ks good or have they been memeing on bad teams?
>>64234317
today i remembered the picture
>>64234317
uhh, Josh Norman?
>>64234180
>Khalil Mack
Leads the league in sacks and is the best edge defender against the run in the league. Needs to be in the conversation.
>>64234332
>being this retarded
>>64234351
Thats bullshit, the puckers have based capers
>>64234317
>implying they won't sign underrated FA's and frontload the shit out of their contracts
Based Reggie's got this shit on lock.
>>64234354
oooooh big deal, so you were able to do a simple fill bucket edit. it was almost 2 minutes later, which is like 10 in autism time.
>Pats win
>Patsfags climb out of their bunkers and logs
>>64234176
I don't think Rich Rodgers is at the level of Eifert, Kelce, Gronk, and Olson.
>The Steelers are the second best team in the AFC
>will still miss the playoffs
>>64234349
He is, Ansah isn't, that guy was mistaken.
>>64234333
the NFL is too cheap to hire writers
>mfw I see this on /b/
>>64234381
If they were really the second best team they wouldn't miss the playoffs
>>64234375
>thinking i understand what you just said
>>64234400
fuggg wrong one
>>64234368
you mean like paying michael crabtree antonio brown/golden tate money?
>>64234340
most teams are bad teams rn
>>64234396
>going on /b/
>>64234400
tfw ur QB is there
>>64234380
hey sneak, what's your opinion on Randall?
he looks really good desu
>>64234415
Crabtree is based.
>>64234427
>turned to shit
>won today
>>64234415
Crabtree's deal is frontloaded and pay-as-you-go. Don't have a problem at all with it; if he shows any signs of deterioration, he can be cut without any dead money. And he's been playing extremely well this season.
>>64234341
Lot of good players on that list. Hardy, Crabtree (he's already re-upped with Oakland iirc), Berry, Miller, and Thurmond would all be big-time acquisitions. And a lot of guys who are passed their primes but could still probably help a team that is just a few piece away from contending, like Weddle, Forte, Vernon Davis, Gates, and Derrick Johnson.
>>64234427
>turned to shit
>won by 21 today
you're not even brave enough to google how to use a tripcode you pathetic little boy
Will this whole
>Meme Watt is an MVP caliber DE
Meme end?
>>64234484
Very dank post t.b.h.
>>64234406
theyre the best team in the AFC righht NOW, not in the season
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2598625-steelers-turn-up-toughness-to-become-afcs-most-dangerous-team
>>64234471
Theres now way the chiefs choke this, I just hope Jets jest soon
>>64234444
my point was nobody like berry or miller will ever get close to hitting free agency
also
>hardy
>>64234427
but you have dion lewis who is better, forte will probably stay with the bears because they have mad cap and no good players
>>64234341
>only Packers play on there is Neal who isn't even that good tbqh but he's still better than almost everyone else we have on the D-Line
Packers really need to draft a true DE not one of these DE/OLB hybrids who can't do either very well and get injured 50% of the time
If the Steelers, Jets, and Chiefs all go 11-5 do the Steelers make the playoffs?
> my face when the chiefs win out and kuck the bronkucks out of the division title
>>64234527
You tell us: http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
>>64232694
As long as Gronk is in you have a chance. He is like 60% of your team
>>64234510
rip john kuhn
>>64234432
He looked shaky to start the season but that's probably just rookie jitters. He's definitely improving, hope to see more good play from him and Rollins.
>>64234527
the jets would miss the playoffs as their reward for playing in the toughest division where as the clots and redskins will host playoff games
>>64234527
Jets miss out due to tiebreakers.
Pls start losing KC and Pitt
>>64234510
Neal is like the worst on the dline. You high?
>>64234590
>pls start losing KC
>>64234590
>Pls start losing KC
noty
>>64234601
>>64234590
KC need to make the playoffs and lose for copypasta
>>64234601
>>64234609
desu if i had to get my playoff spot keked i wouldn't mind it being the chiefs
i always liked you're commitment to shitposting
>>64234625
I'm just having fun mate. It helps me forget about 45-44. I still see it when I close my eyes sometimes.
Daily reminder that your team had the opportunity to draft Russell Wilson and they didn't.
>>64234625
>KC need to make the playoffs and lose for copypasta
>lose for copypasta
What?
>>64234639
I've always like you and your posts Krabs
Also Yankees/Royals broship 4evs<3
>>64234687
Decker got his 9th td today
it's over m8
Decker>Amendola
>>64234710
Decker is a fuck nigga
Danny "pussy slayer" Amendola>Eric "faggit family man" Decker
>>64234719
yo
Check em
>>64234699
its an extremely comfy feel isn't it bb?
either based smeth cūcks the entire city of san francisco right in their home stadium or based brady becomes the best QB of all time and we get to witness a defining moment in the history of football
its a win-win for either team :3
>>64234739
also, lubed up the titans for you, enjoy
>>64233909
Quite the outfit.
>>64234710
>mfw Decker will never help his team in the owl
>mfw Decker will never EVER get a ring
>@PP_Rich_Hill: 126 of the Patriots 189 yards allowed came on three plays.
Yooooooo wtf that's dank af
>>64234756
How did Mariota catch a TD
You should be ashamed
tfw you have the second best DE in the league on ur team
>Pats/Chiefs AFCCG
>all the shitposting from both fanbases implodes /sp/
Dear god please help us all
Not really surprised the Lions lost this one. I had them losing this game before the season started. Their Oline cant handle pressure like that.
>tfw drafted Ebron over Donald
If anyone cares
Jags total points scored: 326
Jags total points allowed: 357
>>64234783
>implying god can help you
>>64234795
They really blew up in the second half. Didnt see the game but I saw the Colts were beating them and 45 minutes later the Jags are leading by 30. Is Bortles elite?
>>64234781
Iktfb
>>64234787
Stop posting
>>64234763
decker has the only ring that matters
>>64234780
our safety slipped and he memed us, kinda like what happend to you in the philly game
>>64234783
>tfw the two greatest fanbases duke it out
https://vine.co/v/iZlzPEAJxZt
>m-mr Tom sir, c-can I just have a moment please
>Denver remaining schedule
@ Pittsburgh
vs. Cincinnati
vs. San Diego
>Kansas City remaining schedule
@ Baltimore
vs. Cleveland
vs. Oakland
where were you when denver was kill and choked away the division to kansas city
>>64234859
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64234850
one mans "great" is another mans trash
>>64234879
>0-5 in the division
btw i hope you beat the gnats tomorrow so the pats have to wait another week to win the division
Thoughts?
inb4
>Pantherfags knowing anything about football
>>64234894
Shut the fuck up retard jesus christ
no u
where were you when Logan Ryan became an elite corner?
>>64234908
Remember when you called Ryan shit?
You bastard
I don't even want Luck to play this season. That Oline almost gave me a stroke.
Rebuild mode.
>>64234894
same but for division reasons
also i really like the throwbacks
>>64234910
>tfw can go 2-1 and win the division
b a s e d
>>64234931
Remember when you called Butler shit?
He doesnt even need double coverage help like Ryan "fraud" Logan
Nah but straight up I love them both right now
>>64234396
Lol this is me, I posted that earlier, checked
>>64234931
He played straight gangsta tonight. Him and Butler. Leonard Johnson did a good job too.
>>64234934
>giving up 51
>to the jags
>>64234953
Yee I was pretty wrong eh?
They're both playing lights out right now.
>Ryan is having an incredible stretch with the Patriots. He’s allowed 10 catches on 27 targets for 148 yards with a touchdown and seven pass breakups over his last five games. Ryan won’t be happy until he’s perfect, however.
>>64234894
You have more interest than me in the game.
I am going to be watching the heat game
>>64234966
I didn't even know we signed Johnson. How tall is he?
>>64234966
>>64234981
>signed like 4 days ago
>already killing it
Looks like we finally found CB #3
>>64234969
>and the colts are still leading the division
just once I want this to happen
>>64234978
>nba in December
even though Porzingis will be the next Dirk I have no interest in watching the knicks regularly
>>64233862
Bradys fucking state line. Jesus
>>64234981
5'10 senpai
>>64234989
Forreal, I'm pretty hype desu
>>64234999
red uniform brady is like a power up
>>64234995
hey hey at least your team has important games. The dolphins havent had an important game since week 8 and then they got killed
>>64234989
Chill. He was covering scrubs like Ryan Griffin. Looked good though.
>>64234992
You doubted him
Repent
>>64234994
Texans will win if no Hasselgod
>>64235004
He looked a lot taller than that wtf
>>64233862
>-7 YDS
Collins went above and beyond to play like absolute dogshit
>>64235034
Shut up yes you did.
What OL are we gonna draft in the 2nd?
>>64235048
some guy from rutgers
>>64235036
Not really his fault t.bh, nothing you can do when you're that overmatched. It's like the tsunami scene in Deep Impact. No point running, just close your eyes and let the ocean take you.
>>64235048
>>64235055
>yfw Belichick drafts Keenan Reynolds in the 5th round and he becomes elite
>>64235055
No
The Rutgers meme is tiring
>>64235078
I hope somehow we get Zeke mang
Or Noah spence
>>64235078
>Pats draft him
>make him a slot WR
>empty set
>every play
>LaFell deep just to run off the corner
>Gronk down the seam
>Edelman, Amendola and Reynolds all running quick slants
>literally unstoppable
>defenses have to go to 1 DL alignments to even have a chance
>whoever replaces Brady dinks-and-dunks his way to every passing record and 8 more owls
>rest of the league copycats it
>end of football as we know it, from here evolves into 7-on-7/two-hand touch
>yfw he accidentally football
>>64235134
We have Solder for LT you shit
>>64235134
We need a guard. You can't find a franchise LT in the 2nd.
>>64235152
What about Lewis?
>>64234625
Last great night on /sp/ tbqh
>>64234349
He was 7th or something on the sack list before today and leapfrogged to the top. He looked amazing but one game isn't going to do it for him.
>>64234341
Crab got resigned , penn and tuck are getting a new deal soon if the rumors are right
the biggest free agent from the looks of it is terrance and von miller
Von will definetly seek out a new team since half the people that joined for peyton's run have or are leaving like the other thomas that went to jax
Chiefs
