Cowcucks at Packcucks game Thread #3
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4th Quarter
Pack O looks like shit, Rodgers love the cock
>>64224720
i didn't say anything about marriage m8
Dubs and Cowboys send it into OT.
>>64224770
de Rodgers boyfriend
NAZIR HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH MY PASTA AND SANDWHICHES
What race is the best to mix white seed with to create a superior being?
where would the cowboys be if their defense wasn't elite?
Nth for utilizing a hambeast for an RB in the filthy caliphate of Shitsconsin
Pull Cassel NOW!
>>64224843
white
>>64224843
jewish
>>64224843
another white you nigger shitposter
Are the raiders elite???
>>64224829
nazir is in Dawnstar you dip
>>64224862
>>64224872
>making a weak inbred white baby
No thanks friendo
packers about to fumble this punt
That audible "Cassel you suck"
Does Cassel even know where the first down marker is?
>>64224843
Whatever the Rock is
>>64224843
Here's a tip, don't use any white seed. If you do it will never be superior. Get a very smart and intelligent qt Asian girl and mate her with a big black bull.
Don't worry Cowpokes, Dez will have a redeeming moment in the game. Its the Capers Packers D after all
The defense is going to have to score all our points the rest of the way, isn't it?
RUN THE BALL
U
N
T
H
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B
A
L
L
PUNT BOWL 2015
>>64224892
He's probably just glad to make a completion and not get a turnover
>>64224893
Samoan
>>64224888
Trips confirm.
Gonna get so comfy after that Culver's meal to watch that fucking faggot Brady get his ass handed to him tonight
Where are the Patsfags? Looking forward to all the shitposting in those game threads
>cowboys
what the fuck are you doing?
>>64224893
Ok I'll look for a high test Samoan girl
WE
What is this $5 value meal I heard about?
>>64224937
You know, same old, same old
Cowmen gonna pull the pork out of this one
>>64224843
german
>>64224946
that's the only variety they come in
Samoans are all high test
how are the packers letting the cowboys even compete in this still?
>>64224956
the 5 buck box?
>>64224927
>he actually saved faux science images from the KKK
Pls meme better lmao
>>64224612
>>64224658
>oh, yes, that cock has now cum in my ass as I climax as well
> this afternoon of post dinner sex has been brought to you by viagra
>viagra, this is the age of action
>and now that cleanup is done make sure to watch animation domination onFOX After our post sex cuddling
>>64224937
Don't worry about the Packers. How about the Vikings take care of their own business.
>>64224843
Asian obviously
SE Asian
Northern Indian
Japanese
>>64224980
Simple. It's the Packers.
>>64224956
$5 value meal?
>>64224988
:^)
NAZIR IS HERE FUCKING FINALLY
>>64224987
Back when >my face when wasn't banned
Why do Cowboys' games always seem like competitions of which team sucks more?
>>64225005
It was called a fill up or something in the previous thread.
>>64225002
Are you just the biggest flaming faggot this side of the hemisphere? No seriously, how much of a fucking faggot are you? You seriously make the entire puckers fanbase 100x worse by your very existence
tfw clay matthews will never go bald
>having a packers fan and a cowboys fan announce this game
I'm glad we sucked this year, now we can get a top draft pick, the cherry on top of our superbowl winning team next year
>>64224987
Where I live it's a $5.49 box.
Jesus Christ cowboys have no balls. They don't risk it on anything
Bailey getting a big paycheck
>>64225040
Because that's how they actually are.
>>64225060
What's wrong with her face?
Guess Cobb needs to wear a hood, too
>>64225060
xD she's such a pop culture guru
>>64225036
>aaaand they have occupied Paris
>now what do you do if you're the allies troy?
AARON VICK
>>64225060
She looks in pain
AARON VICK
>>64225088
>olivia munngolian
>Rodgers skipping down the field
Christ, what a gay.
>>64225088
nothing theres just a hood over it
this guy makes brady's running look manly
>Can't stop Aaron's running
>Can't stop Cobb
>Can't stop the actual run game
We're dead.
God damn it crawford
>Tfw Star Wars is mainstream now and all the people that bullied you for it growing up are big fans and blogging about the new movie.
>>64225088
Would you say she looks like a Munnkey?
>mfw we have a guaranteed win against the Cowgirls next week
OH LOOK, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
THE COWBOYS' DEFENSE HAS BEEN ON THE FIELD SO MUCH BECAUSE THE OFFENSE IS SHIT
NOW THEY'VE WORN DOWN AND THE PACKERS ARE MOVING THE BALL FREELY
FUCKING CHRIST I FUCKING HATE CASSEL
I FUCKING HATE DEZ
I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE FAGGOT OFFENSIVE COACH ON THE COWBOYS
Was he crying?
McClain crying while Garrett comforts him. Lel
He sad
>calling Rodgers gay
>Cowpies literally crying over missed tackles
>>64225103
Probably doesn't enjoy anal as much as Rodgers does.
>>64225060
>shits on the whole Attack of the Show fanbase, which she built her career on
>is now back to le nerdy talk, product placement for old navy
Fucking awful
>>64225071
what teams do swedish football fans like?
Is tackling Rodgers considered a hate crime?
>booing an injured player
Are packers fans worse than Phillie Fans?
>>64225144
I don't know what I want more -- for the new movie to be great or for it to be complete and utter shit
>Rodgers
>elite
>gay
Pick two.
>>64225144
yeah star wars used to be super underground back when it was the highest grossing movie ever
>>64225144
Star Wars has been mainstream for decades you fuck
>>64225144
>tfw i don't care about star wars and never really have
>>64225051
and the sky is blue, you're point?
>>64225176
I wonder how many of them are actually from Philly?
I mean, they certainly arent from Wisconsin.
>>64225149
God damn it, Carlos.
>>64225181
>rodgers
>elite
umad?
And I feel that time's a wasted go
So where ya going to tomorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come
Would you even care?
And I feel it
And I feel it
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom?
And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray
Would you even care?
And I feel it
And she feels it
Where ya going to tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
To find it
To find it
To find it
Are the Cowboys worse than the Lions?
>>64225190
Philistine
Wisconsinite!
>>64225060
One of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
>>64225144
I know right I hate when small indie movies like star wars get big
>>64225144
It's always been mainstream wtf.....
Why did Russell Wilson agree to do that commercial with Troy Aikman?
>chili
>pasta
Fucking hell, Green Bay, only pick one you disgusting fat fucks
>>64225060
>what a pussy
LEL
>>64225212
what does it mean?
>>64225229
thats Russell Wilson's commercial
>>64225213
well let's see, are the cowboys eliminated from playoff contention?
were the cowboys the last team to get a win this year?
Geez MCCARTHY, ever heard of play action?
>>64225152
imagine how dominant this defense would be if they could actually catch their breath
>>64225257
what does this post have to do with the game being played right now?
CLASSIC MIKE MCCARTHY PLAYCALLING
>tfw this Star Wars is worse than jar jar binx
>>64225060
>already owned an "obi wan kenobi robe"
Those gay orgies get pretty interesting eh?
b-back that ball up
Incoming dragon
>>64225060
Kek, what happened to her. She used to be an 8/10. She's still easily bang able, but looks like she'd be serving me Panda Express.
I'm only a casual football watcher, why does Jason Garett still have a job? Isn't he bad?
>>64225267
did the Cowboys beat the Packers at home this year?
Game over.
Yeah.
Call that one back, bitches.
>Cowgirls
SSSSSSTAAAAARKSSSS
S T A R K S
Did the Cowboys really just let Starks, yes fucking Starks, walk away with this game? Jesus that is sad.
see what happens when you don't fuck up every other play
you score
finally, jeez
>cowboys defense
>>64225307
She's always looked like a gook vietcong desu
>>64225304
WINGLESS LAND DRAGON!
>>64225308
he's fucking terrible
Jerry Jones finger puppet
>>64225299
Jar Jar Binx is a sith lord
>>64225308
Jerry Jones
>Dalass
>OPI
>implying the refball favors the Packers
>Starks picking up the slack anyways
>cowgirls season end not in a bang but in a land dragon
COWSHITS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ogre
Game. Set. Match.
>Punt
>Punt
>Punt
>Punt
>Punt
>Run play
>Run play
>Run play
>Run play
>Run play
>Touchdown
Aaron Rodgers is really, really good.
>#44 scores with exactly 4:44 left in the 4th
>>64225308
he won't in a few more weeks
>that fan trying to grab starks ass
Welcome to the team buddy :^)
>>64225301
Your tears sustain me
GET RID OF CASEEL
>>64225308
Cowshit owner is incompetent and just ruining the team. Garett is pretty much his latest fall man as the owner is the GM and just is maxium meme.
GREEN GAY FAGGOTS
GREEN GAY FAGGOTS
GREEN GAY FAGGOTS
FUCK GREEN GAY FAGGOTS
F
A
G
G
OT
SSS
SSSSSSSSSSS SS
>>64225362
>that filename
Wrong character, you mong
>literally just going for a facemask instead of dive tackling
this is why the game is over
>the university of allass
>>64225362
Some things never change
>>64225379
Not his fault the receivers can't hold onto the ball.
>this team
>>64225345
A Sith Lord?
>>64225405
As a German male, how does it feel knowing that a hairy Turkish male will probably end up taking your daughter's virginity?
>>64225405
SO MAD
O
M
A
D
>>64225405
Inb4 Merkel arrests you for 15-20 years for that hateful speech.
>>64225380
in the 4th to last game of the season
>>64225427
omg stop making excuses for Rodgers
is the game ogre? can i got take a shower?
>>64225379
>He needs dragons every play to enjoy football
>>64225257
Written by Seth Rogen
looks like america's team wins once again
>>64225213
Obviously
>Raiders winning
>Packers winning
>vikings, loins, and bears lost
could this week be any comfier
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NFL on Fox with Joe Buck was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Eagles fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the NFC championship Packers
>>64225405
dude grow up
>>64225486
the pats game isn't for another hour
>>64225474
I'm not? Cobb had a couple of catchable passes.
>>64225408
I know, thanks for the (You)
>>64225438
>inb4 le reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yy3q9f84EA
It makes too much sense not to be true, and changing it mid stride is why the prequels ended up shit
MORRE CAN SAVE THEM
>>64225514
hurry up and leave before your delusions catch up with you
>>64225457
hopfully I've emigrated into the US by then. Trump pls let me in
>>64225532
(You)'re welcome, but please fix it
>>64225261
>>64225261
>>64225261
there's still a game on
That ref ate shit
C'MON MAN
>>64225474
WRs can't get open. All the longest "passes" have been thrown behind scrimmage
>>64225338
Yeah. But but now she looks like you could fry up pad Thai using her abundant tracts of forehead grease.
>thay throw
Ahaha
You can tell the offense has just given up on the season.
>neegros
>athletic
>referees slipping
Wew
what the fuck is cassell ACTUALLY doing. he can't even throw it out correctly.
Feeling pretty bad for cowboys fans right now.
>Eagles won
>R******* won
>Cowboys blowing it
Can they still pull it off?
At least we'll get to see the Patriots lose.
>>64225212
RIP Scott.
>>64225570
>delusions
Even if we win the division we'll still get BTFO in the first round. Now the only joy I can take is in others defeat.
Lost it when the ref took a seat. Looked like he just completely forgot how to balance himself.
>Cassel
holy shit
>>64225645
Don't.
They're cunts.
Not even a Packers fan.
FIRST ROUND TALENT
FIRST ROUND CHIMPOUT
What the fuck is Cassel doing? How is he an NFL quarterback?
Cowshiys chimping out
well this game is officially over, gonna go try and fix my microwave so i can have a nice grilled cheese during the night game
>>64225662
You got that the last two weeks.
Good guy ref takes a hit doesn't throw a flag
>>64225658
PeterDinklagesDad.gif
>ref getting popped by cowpie
>no flag
Refball in full Cowboy mode right now
>niggers
>chimping out
Never change
>>64225677
>fan of NFC east team
>>64225658
Nope. Everyone knew Cowboys season was over when Green Bay was next on the list. The only way Dallas has a shot is if they win out.
>>64225685
One good season with the Pats.
>>64225714
The checks in the mail
-Jerry Jones
>mcfadden with 10+ yards a carry
>they only ran with him 9 times
Why not play action 1st down in the red? It's way smarter McCuntney
>Cassel
>>64225685
2008 Patriots. Gets inserted with a stacked as fuck team and just game manages.
Gets people believing he's good.
He's been riding that one season to the bank ever since.
>>64225672
>mfw Watt records five sacks on Brady in the first quarter alone
>>64225692
put it on the stove you philistine
LLACED GOD
FATMAN
>"3 first round picks"
>no investment to QB
God, who'd have thought Chip Kelly would be at worst the second best GM of the division?
>>64224995
>Don't worry about the Packers. How about the Vikings take care of their own business.
Something Vikings fans never say for 500, Alex
BRING IN KELLEN MOORE
LACED GOD IS BACK
>>64225677
Wrong division
hory sheet
>>64225699
Back to 9gag
BACON
>Lacy is back
F I N A L L Y
I
N
A
L
L
Y
GORILLA MODE
HOLY SHIT LACY SIGHTING
Tell me with a straight face Tebow would have done worse then Cassel
If Cassel isn't let go and they don't draft a first round QB, i'm going to riot.
Why couldn't you just blow us out from the start, Green Bay? Why give me hope?
Thank you Laced God
>>64225794
Feels good to have McCloughan, best GM in the division. One of the best in the league.
FEED THE BIG MAN
But why can't Dallas stop Lacy? Too fat?
>>64225848
>>64225848
>>64225848
CELEBRATION THREAD
>>64225795
But I said it?
>the university of dallas cowboys
EDDIE, THIS DRUM STICKS FOR YOU
>>64225844
>he had hope
so how long have you been watching the cowboys?
>>64225830
that hippo could kill all those lions in seconds whys it taking their shit
>>64225868
Mfw when you faggot confuse pure solid mass with fat
>This dual threat run game
>>64225836
Tebow? Tebow is fucking awful.
>ball only has to break plane on a rushing TD
>catching a TD only counts if you hold the ball for an entire week
cool sport
>>64225830
Thanks for the giggle m8
>>>64225827
>>>64225827
>>>64225827
>>>64225827
>>>64225827
GET IN HERE
Would Dallas take Peyton next year if he was free? Legit question.
>>64225901
strength in numbers
>>64225926
Yes
>>64225920
nice obsession
>>64225926
Romo still has more years on him and better stats than Peyton right now. Peyton has and will always be a flat out meme.
Is Greg Hardy the thuggest looking nigga in the game?
>still no kellen moore
why do they do this?
>>64225912
Tebow can at least make plays and make shit happen, Cassel not so much
>Women's divegrass
Who cares
>>64225988
Nah Suggs
>>64225995
Cause they hate winning
>>64225979
>All this mad
>>64225901
Probably not. That's a pretty small hippo. Smaller than a water buffalo and they kill small adult water buffalo fairly regularly. And they have horns.
Alpha male beach master status hippo? They wouldn't even try, even on land.
based 5-9
>>64225926
>Peyton "Underthrow" Manning
Dez will chimp his way out of dallas by then tbqh
Seriously, what is Star Wars' advertising budget?
>>64226065
Un-fucking-limited
>>64225995
fear of QB controversy is the only thing I can think of
>>64226065
more than the budget of the movie itself
>>64226065
that's all it is really. star wars isn't even about the films. it's about moichandising and advertising.
>Dallas
>Winning with a black QB
Y'all niggas craycray
>>64225988
>D. Bryant REC: 1 YDS: 9 TD:0
Love it. Can the Cowgirl's season be over already?
>>64226065
think of the largest number you possible can, and multiply it by that same number to the power of itself
lol @ you faggots who doubted dom capers
>>64226065
>budget of the SW franchise itself + Backup from Disney
You tell me.
Anybody have a cowboys version of this?
>4th and 17
Just go home cowgirls
Cowgirls can't even lose honorably
>>64218611
>>64218611
>>64218611
Cowboys get in here
Why doesn't jayrone Elliot get more snaps?
>Dez
>1(one) catch
nice playmaker ya got there, cowgrills
>Elliott making more plays
Great way to end the game.
>>64225060
What a fucking shit beard
What a fucking shill
I mad
Elliot is the next KGB!
>you heard it here first
>Cowshits
Headed home bumping feel shit
>4th and 17
>go for checkdown to Witten
>get it batted down
>Casshit
Will Romo be a better coach than Garrett?
>>64226211
So he's a...One Catch Man?
>>64226041
>mad
whatever you say
>>64225249
Core is supposed to be telling a story about a dude and a chick who fall in love and the chick is murdered by some nutbag. Scott Weiland said at the time that they were trying to revive what Led Zeppelin used to do which was have each track of the album all telling one big story.
>>64226244
Anybody can be a better coach than Garrett
>a'aron rodgers passing on the teachings of Muhamed(pbuh) after the game
Absolutely embarrassing Cowboys. Sit the fuck down.
>Dallas
>Texas
Watching your shit team lose never gets old.
>send in Tolzien to take a knee
>>64226304
Not embarrassing. They just couldn't move down the field to to awful QB play. It was close throughout.
Would I be better off cheering for the Texans?
it never stops being fun to see the CucKboys get embarrassed after beating the Pack in the postseason three years in a row way back when.
ICE BOWL
ICE BOWL
ICE BOWL
>>64226267
ok, I believe you but the lyrics are still nonsensical.
THESE FUCKING FOX ANALYSTS
>Packers beat Lions on a refball Hail Mary, then beat the lowly Romo-less Cowboys
>Commentators suck the Packers dick on how they're re-surging and will be tough to beat in the playoffs
>Shit all over Dez and how he missed workouts over the summer
>Not his fault Cassel can't throw for shit
>lose every season
>still get called bandwagon faggots and take shit constantly
Anything worse than be a Cowgirls fan?
>>64226431
Being a Cowgirls player
>>64226425
>meanwhile Packer fans have had to hear Troy "Packers suck, my feet hurt, I'd rather be commentating on my Cowboys" Aikman for every game this year except 4
I don't feel bad for you.
>>64226431
They're bandwagon because the Cowpukes have the most out of state fans and it isn't even close. It's a bandwagon because Bitchboys games are forced into primetime year after year despite the team being fucking garbage most of the time. It's a bandwagon because the entire league coverage revolves around Dallas the moment it even looks like they will sniff the playoffs. Living proof that you don't need to be a good team to have a bandwagon fanbase.
>>64226399
They're not. He's talking about his roommate going out to waste the chick and "the dogs begin to smell her" is about when the police dogs sniff out her corpse.
>>64226425
>>Packers beat Lions on a refball Hail Mary
the play before the face mask was pass interference on detoilet though and that would have put gb in fg range to win the game
>>64226651
Do you know the definition of "bandwagon"?
>>64226681
It's a bandwagon from the early 90s that never went away. Stop being obtuse.
>>64226661
I kid of figured that but why would she 'smell alone' then?
>>64226615
lets be honest, but for an inevitable vikings choke the puckers would be limping into a wildcards slot this season
>>64226747
vikings are going to be out of division race before week 17's game anyways
>>64226712
>90's
try 70's
>>64226174
make it you talentless hack
>>64226121
Tfw you will never know how quincy carter would compare to romo
Tfw romo wouldve been cut if carter stayed on
>>64226712
started in the 70s got revived in the 90s.
Now, its..... well just look at the stadium they play in now that's what it is.
>>64225926
god i hope not...
but who am i kidding hes a washed up old ass quarterback who won a superbowl. jerry jones is itching to waste money on him
>>64226984
Vikings play nobody the next two weeks
>>64226651
That's not bandwagon, faggot.
>A wagon which carries a band of musicians in a parade or for promotional purposes. Other uses of the term derive from this one. Bandwagon effect, "copycat" behavior. Argumentum ad numerum, or the bandwagon fallacy: "If many believe so, it is so" Bandwagon fan, supporter of a sports team only during a period of success.
If the cowboys are shitty but still have fans, they're quite the opposite of bandwagon.
