Cleveland's quest for Joey Bosa continues as they host the 49ers in the Deuce Showdown at FirstEnergy Field - #2-wearing Blaine Gabbert vs #2-wearing Jonathan Football himself (what a relief to see him as a starter again, turns out Pettine isn't a full-blown stubborn retard after all)
I don't care if >we win or lose anymore, losing would maybe even be more favorable at this point because of the draft position, but hopefully this loss is caused by >our crappy defense (that's why >we need Bosa so much) and Johnny has a good game, people are starting to write him off despite the fact that he has only been playing in the NFL for 2 years and starting in less than 10 games, hopefully he cements him place on the team after this 4-game stretch and shuts the haters up.
Also, ninerbros, is Gabbert really better than Kaep or it's just a meme?
>Watching a browns game
I expect this thread to get 0 replies
>>64207349
>in this universe we actually have somewhere in buttfuck Russia that is a brown fan.
Anyway, i just hope we dont cockup like we usually do. I rather get blown out than lose because of a kick six
Third reply
Who's ready for Pryor to do nothing at all and all the OSU fans to blame everyone else? Who's ready for Johnny to together sacked because he holds the ball too long and then the fans will blame the line? I SURE AM, I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
>>64207542
Probably i haven't been a fan for a long enough time yet, but I, although always gettimg ready for disappointment in advance, still am hyped for every game where Manziel's starting
>>64207755
You're gonna be really let down by Johnny Football today m8, get out while you still can
>>64207349
Can't wait for this clash of the Titans
>>64207933
I try not to get hyped when Johnny starts either. I have every time and, despite the glimmer of good play against Pittsburgh, he's been terrible. I'm tired of having the Browns among teams I like
>>64207349
>should have kept Chuds
PS: Obviously Gayboi Gabbert is better. He's actually a QB. Laughernick is the NFL equivalent of an ATH.
Dude should be playing WR.
>>64207349
I think Gabbert has better pocket awareness and is able to actually find his 2 - 3 options so yeah he's better in that regard.
1st for blaine train running through cleveland
>>64208093
Gabbert did get a raw deal in Jacksonville, much like David Carr got in Houston.
But Gabbert is making every opportunity of his second opportunity. Carr never did that.
>>64207349
Kaep was Harbaugh's meme. He's not going to perform well under Tomsula. I want to see Johnny have a great game. What makes me think that the Browns will draft well for once?
>>64208080
Just drop them, I swear nobody will blame you
Does anyone honestly give a fuck about this game?
>>64208235
Johnny fans do and to a lesser extent OSU homers do, literally nobody else does
>>64208235
Anyone between Columbus and Cleveland does. Can't say outside of that
>>64207349
First for Blaine Gabbert playing really well
>>64208235
Me. I just want Gabbert to win so I can spam memes.
>Gamethread #1
>Implying there will be another
Fuck this game I'd rather watch antiques roadshow
>>64208225
It's not that simple. My wife and all my in laws are die hards. And I like an underdog
>>64208514
I'm sorry you married into this misery, but St least you weren't born into it
JFF fan in College Station here and can't get the game on TV. Keep me posted on how he does!
>>64208811
I srsly didn't know much about them before I met her in 03.
>find out their entire existence since the 60s is misery and alcoholic fueled depression
I really hope Pettine stays because Deflippo is legit and the Browns can really build something with him.
>>64208985
They actually need to give a coaching staff a few years together without blowing it up after 2 seasons. Without consistency, what chance do they, especially their qb, really have?
who /NFLRedzoneonTVButStreamingMy49ersGame/ here?
Even tho the niners are on tv here in the bay area i cant watch this shitfest over redzone
Is Hayne starting today?
>>64209064
I'm not sure what the problem is but I think it's a good sign for Pettine that the players aren't openly rebelling or talking to the media, it shows that they at least respect him. Whitner even went to Haslam asked him not to blame Pettine.
Good start.
Question: why are the Browns favored in the Vegas line for this game? Are the Niners really that bad?
>>64209274
I think it's more to do with having to travel all the way across the country.
>>64209227
That is a great sign. In past years, some players didn't waste time to blame the coaches
>>64209329
Huh; I didn't think that would be much of a factor in the lines, but I dunno how they make them.
>>64208497
don't talk shit about the road show.
>niners getting shit on by the browns
FUCK
nice throw jackass
It was a good drive
>Browns
LMAO BROWNS
POOR COONS CANT MISS UNLESS IT'S BLOCKED
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA he can't stop getting blocked!
It's comical.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Are you fucking kidding me, Coons? Are you practicing onside kicks or some shit? Three blocked FGs in 3 games, you bastard.
Did he just ran out of bounds behind the LoS?
>>64209711
Not really his fault there, Erving keeps getting blown up
Gabbert a shit. Nanners offensive playcalling a dumpster fire for the two years
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHAT A FUCKING WASTE
WASTE
LAND DRAGONS AHOYYYYY
That's a rare run
I will literally an hero if the naners lose to johhny cuntball
>>64208080
He's only terrible because his receivers drop every one of his passes that hits them in the hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2GMcjNyAyI
Unbelievable, Crowell actually ran for more than 3 yards on a play.
>niners are shit
>sharks are shit
>the warriors lost a game
Fuck my life, when does baseball start?
SOMEBODY FUCKING END MY LIFE
>>64210097
this desu
JESUS CHRIST HARTLINE MY HEART
>browns run game
What is this meme?
How are Browns and Manziel looking?
>>64210170
EXECUTING WELL
That was an ELITE hand off by Manziel
>>64210170
It's hard to tell considering the fact that they're playing against a highschool JV team.
Is this one of those games where we'll get BTFO in the second half?
Tfw Johnny will make the browns play good and won't be traded to cowboys
>>64210170
Surprisingly decent except for fucking Coons (at least he made the PAT now), but it's too early to make any conclusions.
Is the Niner defense really that bad? The Browns haven't been able to run on anyone this year, like there have been multiple games with less than 10 yards rushing.
>Krapadick called trump a raycis on an instagram post
Nigga should be on his knees begging for a job since he is done as an NFL qb
Browns better not fuck this one up, we need to lose to get Bosa.
Manziel may gave hurt his hand. He was giving high fives with his left hand.
>>64210304
You would think that Kaep would like Trump considering the fact that somebody from the south stole his job.
>>64210097
Isn't baseball shit?
>>64208985
Pettine is meh, but Farmer needs to fuck off.
>>64210453
Don't worry, the D will do their job of just fucking everything up and Crowell will have a couple of fumbles too.
JF is looking good so far.
Andy Dalton RIP
Is Barnidge the best TE in the league not named Gronk?
>>64210899
>Olsen
>>64210899
Eifert.
MANZIEL IS A KLIFF BABBY
BASED BROOKS
>>64210949
Eifert is shit.
>>64210915
Good candidate.
>>64210793
>tfw out of playoffs because of this
>>64211023
Salty.
>>64211054
Salty?
>lellington
Dalton is officially kill... by his thumb.
49ers are browning hard
>4th and 1
Let's call a play that takes 10 seconds to develop
I legit didn't think there's a shittier offense than the Browns out there but this San Francisco team is proving me wrong big time.
Now Eifert getting looked at for a potential concussion.
LEL AT NANER FANS
>>64211372
Browns' pass offense has never beem too horrible this year, but the rush has been beyond garbage until today.
The O-line is actually not sucking. Shows how much of a difference that makes. Also not many penalties
False start when the olineman twitches is the dumbest rule
>>64211584
They're good at getting yards but utterly shit at actually scoring.
Also I <3 Pasztor, wish he became the full time starter.
Coons is GOAT. New Phil Dawson
>>64211637
The defense they are blocking is also awful
Hello
>>64211740
People give him a lot of shit about kicking strength but people forget how weak of a leg Dawson had for the longest time. It wasn't until the last few years with Cleveland until he was noticeably stronger.
>>64210949
Eifert is a very good redzone target but other than that he's inferior to Olsen and Barnidge.
>>64211881
His only attempt of 50+ yards was blocked so it's hard to tell how far his range is, but at least he's accurate
>>64211740
>At Washington, he majored in American Ethnic Studies.
Very fitting with his last name.
>>64212106
>>64212084
>missed 2 PATs
Nothing special to be honest with you, family.
>>64212106
lol he's probably the only one from that class who has a job now
Andy Lee consistently outkicking the coverage.
JFF getting the David Carr treatment now, apparently.
Any Browns fan hoping they win this game is a fucking retard.
"Johnny Manziel stands only 6' tall"
I thought he was measured at 5'10" at the combine?
>>64212370
still going through puberty
Manziel will be ELITE
>Gabbert throwing to ghosts
>>64212370
He measured 5'11 3/4". Still a turbo manlet.
>>64212547
Is there any 49er fan on this board who actually remembers Montana?
>SAFTYEYLEL
>>64212606
I remember watching Steve Young win the owl but I was only five so I don't remember watching Montana really.
Someone get me a screen shot of those fingers guns
>Celebrating getting sacked in the endzone
Hahahahaha, money team
>celebrating a penalty
> mad taunting and finger guns because of a defensive penalty
Getting a bit too cocky, Johnny.
>>64212106
>Ethnic Studies
how is this shit even a thing
>>64212804
>Whiner fans getting offended over line signals.
He was talking to the coaches you knob.
>>64212804
That's a nice OC image, can I save it?
>>64212828
That's JFF. He was unreasonably cocky even back at A&M.
>>64212867
I'm pretty sure he's a Browns fan.
>>64212856
Because 90% of college majors are just a scam to milk money from people. Anything that's not STEM, finance, law or medicine is effectively useless in society.
JUST ADMIT JOHNNY IS A KLIFF BABBY
>>64212882
it's not my oc so go ahead
>>64212867
not a niners fan bruv
>foreign Browns fans ITT
You could've picked any team in the league and you picked the Browns, literally why? Is it masochism?
Emmerich movies are a guilty pleasure
>>64212989
all browns fans are masochists
>>64213027
This.
Hartline plays like his shoelaces are tied together. He'll catch the ball but then he'll immediately fall down no matter what.
>>64213027
Yeah but at least they were molded to be masochists since childhood, while these foreigners are masochists by choice.
>Hartline falling down after making the catch
I've missed that
lol Manziel was smashing his head against the tablet
Time for another classic Gabbert three and out.
I'm so fucking excited right now, thanks Johnathan
>>64212989
I read about how the Ravens got created and thought "man, I hope this new franchise does better than the Ravens, Cleveland fans don't deserve to suffer this much because Art Modell is a fucking faggot". I considered my options for a few weeks and went with them as my team. I also like teh packers and the Giants, but i;m not nearly as passionate about their results as about the Browns'.
>>64213304
>Art Modell is a fucking faggot
That's like the main tenet of being a Browns fan so you fit in well.
>>64213366
>>64213304
Good thing the Indians were great in the 90s. If they were as bad as they were from 1960-1993 Cleveland would've committed suicide.
>>64213494
Cavaliers are also a decent team, with Lebeta anyway.
>Tits being blown the fuck out by the Jest
I'm not sure if I like Cleveland's lead, Bosa might be slipping away from >us here, but at least Johnny is doing well, hopefully this gives him confidencein the future. And drafting Henry 2nd overall wouldn't be bad either
>>64213604
>Drafting a NIck Saban's Alabama RB in the top 5
Yeah what could go wrong?
>>64213720
49ers fan here. Just stopping in to say fuck this game. That's it.
>>64213720
Literally every RB to come out of Bama has ranged from pretty bad to hot garbage. And they're pretty much the same style runner. Hell most of them look alike. Henry is going to suck balls in the pros
Why does Gabbert have to piss away ever single opportunity the defense gives him? I want to like him but it's kind of difficult when he can't manage to get a first down against the fucking browns.
>>64213805
Don't worry. The Browns fall apart in the second half and we're only up by 7. I'd say this game has already been decided
>>64213847
They look godlike in Alabama because Saban utilizes 350 pound roided up monstrosities at the OL and they maul everything in front of them on college level.
That advantage is gone once they get drafted and they bust like motherfuckers.
>>64213805
I'm rooting for you guys in this game, big time.
t. Browns fan
>>64213857
>only up by 7
49ers scored 3 points in the first half. 10 sounds like a hundred miles away. 49ers are averaging 13 points per game. You don't have to worry too much, senpai.
>>64214011
You clearly haven't watched Browns football before. The collapse is in.
>Oh Browns fans you have no idea. The 49ers / Raiders / Chargers / Ravens / Rams are just total shit this year, no way the Browns won't hold onto this lead.
>the Browns brown it up anyway
Literally every week lmao
>>64214065
Dubs and Browns don't score again abs lose by 21
>>64213954
Yep. You put a slightly overweight RB behind that o line With 20+ carries every game and you should expect 200 yards or more per game and a Heisman hopeful.
>>64214195
And lose.
Reroll
Requesting Webm of Manziel INT
>>64214146
I don;t think >we had a lead vs Rams, all dem defensive TDs for St. Louis.
Whoever is calling these plays should be taken out and shot.
>>64214262
Keep Browning it up, sir.
>>64214262
what a faggot
That Moore fellow has been pretty good the past few weeks.
>>64214349
Sorry, I can't control it sometimes. My heart wants to see Johnny come out and light they asses up for 2 more tds and another 250 yards
>>64214195
>>64214262
>the "certain digits mean x team loses" meme
>tripfag
just kill yourself
>>64214409
Great on special teams too, great resigning honestly
>>64214425
I'd love to see that, too, as a JFF fan. I just couldn't help but remind people that Browns = losing, even when you roll on 4chinz.
>getting your ankles broken by manziel
Time to retire bowman
I think it's time for Bowman to retire and skip town in the middle of the night.
>>64214504
Hey, JFF did that regularly at A&M. It's not like he lost that skill when he came to the pros or anything.
REFBALL
Wtf why was that unsportsmanlike? Refs feelings hurt?
>>64214592
>at a college level
That's a completely different ballpark. The defenses are significantly slower and less athletic in college.
>>64214737
He hit the ref
Have the Niners ran the ball at all today?
>>64214782
He didn't. He probably just cussed at him. That's a penalty
>>64214769
Which means if JFF is still doing it in the NFL, then he's still got the skill.
>>64214820
Looked like he slapped the ref on the back. Maybe not.
>>64214831
He did it like three times in two years.
>>64214831
What does JFF stand for? Johnny Fucking Football?
>>64214889
Like you said, it's a different game; people adjust to the speed eventually. Manziel may still be adjusting to NFL speed on QB runs, but he still looks good doing it.
>>64214963
Sure does senpai-san
Here we go. Aussie fag bias coming.
Time to see Jarryd Hayne at RB?
>>64214963
Yep.
>>64215028
Hayne got cut from the team senpai. He is now on the practice squad for the ninerz. Maybe next year he can change of pace back whenever Hyde gets tired.
this game...
Is Joe Thomas the coolest guy in the league?
>8 straight pro bowls
>legit beast and pretty much a guaranteed HOFer
>bro as fuck
>outright said he wants to end his career with the Browns instead of going ring chasing with a good team
>>64215138
2 games left
That's the problem with manlet quarterbacks. They have to literally jump in order to throw over the line in the redzone unless there's a giant gap and they can throw through it..
Good afternoon, fellow Cleveland Browns National Football League Culb fans! Do tell, how many touchdown passes has Dwayne "literally God" Bowe created out of nothing with his foot long penis and exorbitant salary? 10? 20? Surely with how many United States of America genuine dollar bills he is collecting per game he must be completely carrying the offense with his unrivaled talents
>>64215330
And it's only exasperated but his 3/4 release.
>>64215330
While that's true, Brees and Russell proved you can be successful as a manlet QB. Especially Brees.
Gary GOATnidge
Manziel lightweight nice for real 2bh pham
if the niners dont score on their next possession im turning this shit off
#FAIL4CARDALE
This game just makes me want cardale more and more
>>64215494
Kill yourself
Even if we were dumb enough to take Cardale he'll still be available in the low 20s
are the browns just pretending to not be terrible today?
BROWNS POWER RANKINGS
ELITE TIER
Thomas
Barnidge
VERY GOOD TIER
Benjamin
Dansby
Bitonio
MEH TIER
Manziel
Gipson
Dook
SHIT TIER
Literally everyone else
Johnny vs Seattle is gonna be miserable to watch, holy shit
and with the first pick in the 2016 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select ...
>>64215479
I will an hero on livestream if they dont get TD next possession to be honest family
>>64215565
nah it's just Manziel being the future GOAT
>>64215556
Low 20s? Try the 5th round.
>>64215582
>Benjamin
>Very good
>>64215668
He's gonna be a 1000 yard receiver this year. Not elite by any means but very good.
>>64215582
Barnidge is a system baby just Like Cameron, he's just succeeding in the system.
I do love barnidge though
>>64215616
Defensive End
Joey Bosa
Ohio State
>>64215616
Cardale Jones, Ohio State University
>>64215556
He'll be available in the 4th round, dog
>>64215582
>Gipson not very good tier
>Haden not on list at all
>Andy Lee not elite
im done
>>64215582
Benjamin is not very good yet. Bitonio has played like garbage this year. Haden needs to be up there despite being injured this year.
Also Schwartz is very underrated. Probably the best right tackle in football right now.
>>64215724
>he's just succeeding in the system
Except the Browns don't have the same offensive system they had last year, not to mention a different QB.
>>64215724
system?
the browns don't have a system.
>>64215731
If they have any idea what they're doing then this will be the pick
Fuck Cardale or whatever meme QB is going first this year
>>64215754
Haden is in the "total shit" bracket. Statistically he's the 2nd worst CB in the NFL this year, behind only Brandon Browner.
>>64215787
Bitonio has been playing injured.
Nice to see Mitchell Schwartz finally stopped being a turnstile.
>>64215799
Doesn't have to be the same, both utilize the TE a lot.
>>64215849
Is the, throw to the tall guy system
the problem is that the Browns DO need a QB, preferably one who isn't 5'10.
>people still talking about Cardale
I know he's a Browns fan and wants to play there, but have you faggots actually watched him play this year? Not even Cleveland is retarded enough to pick him high.
If it wasn't for this game and Week 2 against the Titans then the Browns would have literally 10 (ten) sacks all year
>>64215862
He's been dealing with rib and finger injuries and playing hurt since early week 1, and then multiple concussions on top of that. He'll be back to form next year.
>>64215862
If we're trying to deduce who's good in the Browns over their careers, you have to include Haden as a top tier talent. He's been one of the best over his entire career. This year he's been injured almost the entire year
>>64215931
>both utilize the TE a lot
So do the Patriots but I have never heard anyone calling Gronkowski a system babby. Stop the fucking memes alread.
>>64215862
He's barely played at all and has been injured the whole time. Statistically, it's not that relevant compared to the rest of his career.
>there are STILL "people" ITT that are LITERALLY, ACTUALLY, UNIRONICALLY believing Johnny "drop back 15 yards to pass with my drunk noodle arm" Football will ever EVER amount to anything in the NFL
Just give it the fuck up you fucking retards. Jesus fuck how long will you idiots keep sucking him off? He'll never leave that fucking college mentality and will soon struggle to stay on the field because he's going to get crushed by either his alcohol addiction or a 350 lb lineman. Fucking stop, Johnny will literally never be better than Brady Quinn
the $(ERS still have a shot at the number one pick.
>$(ers being blown out by the fucking Browns
How the fuck is your team so shit even the Browns are getting 100 yards rushing on you
How do brownsfags feel about Brady Quinn as a colour commentator?
>>64216049
Stay assmad, anon.
>>64216152
He's a better commentator than he was a QB.
And he's a shit commentator.
This 49ers defense makes Isaiah motherfucking Crowell look elite. Jesis Christ, I feel really bad for you SF fans
>>64216049
You seem really upset for some reason.
They tricked Manziel into going max protection so he had no receivers.
>automatic penalty
$(ERS number 55 is mad as fuck.
>>64216049
He's already better than Brady Quinn.
That's not to say I'm a Manziel supporter, it's just Quinn was that shit.
I don't give a shit about the outcome of this season but if they don't end up with Joey Bosa I'll be pissed
How fucking bad do you have to be to let Crowell gain positive yards?
FUCK YOU BROOKS
GOD DAMN IT
>>64216253
Ahmad Brooks. He always seemed to play dirty against the Saints and the Seahawks whenever I watched him.
>>64216165
>>64216203
I fucking hate you people. Keep rooting for another crystal clear failure though
with the first pick in the 2016 NFL draft, the 49ers select ...
Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
>rushing attack setting up the offense and making it easy for the QB
>Johnny making plays with his legs but taking what the defense gives him
This is literally how the Browns offense was supposed to work from day 1. Too bad it only works against teams that are literal dogshit
>He was asking for it
Brooks and Bowman are the only people on this team that play with heart.
Sure he's chimping out but it's understandable considering two years ago they were super bowl contenders
>>64216399
>stop cheering for a player I don't like
Grow up.
>>64216433
>not all defensive players
>>64216278
This desu. He's the only player that I actually WANT in this draft, he has a JJ Watt potential.
And you can be sure the Titans are picking him if they have the #1 overall.
>>64216423
The Browns offense has at least looked competent against everyone they've played this year, at least the passing game.
>>64216464
he should be slapping up York instead of Browns players
