America's Game: Army vs #21 Navy Gamethread #2
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Go Army, Beat Navy edition
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sheffield united
>>64175108
The only people who get excited for this game are motarded butter bars and cherry privates who keep a high and tight, tuck their t-shirts into their jeans and go to the mall with their recruiter-provided backpacks on their back
>>64175239
95% accurate
go Navy
nth for Gary and Verne
Frist
>>64175108
This is a badass OP image.
>>64175239
what about the officers?
I assume most enlisted couldn't really give a shit since it's just officers and all enlisted think they're smarter than their Lieutenants and Captains
>better than Tebow
That's not saying much
>>64175316
love those guys
>not drafting Reynolds in the first round and running a Reynolds-Tebow offense next year
It's like teams don't want to win.
GO ARMY
BEAT NAVY
>>64175108
What side are you, /sp/?
Has Gary forgotten that he won't be in the NFL for a few years
Tebow BTFO
Tim Tebow BTFO
>>64175334
>college educated idiots
thinking you're smart isn't the same thing as being smart
REYNOLDS
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Goddamn I hate Navy. Please, Army, don't disappoint me again
>Comparing this future ISIS captive to goat Tebow
ALL HE DOES IS SCORE TOUCHDOWNS
>watching game in my shed
>wife's son comes in wanting to play wii-u
wat do?
NAVY'S STILL GOT IT
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
NAVY TOUCHDOWN
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
NAVY TOUCHDOWN
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
NAVY TOUCHDOWN
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
NAVY TOUCHDOWN
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
NAVY TOUCHDOWN
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
NAVY TOUCHDOWN
>only 100 yards from breaking robinson's record
MICHIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>SEC quarterback play is good
>Navy band still featuring a glockenspiel player
Truly doing God's work
>ruslel wilson and teboq btfo
>>64175355
He'll be like Staubach and spend his time in the Navy playing football. Then he'll get a shot at the pros
>>64175388
tell him to play on that fisher-price tablet
>Navy's Information Warfare Officer is on pace to breaking Denard's FBS record
Welp, cheering for Army now. SHUT HIM DOWN.
>>64175350
He has to serve in the Navy for four years. He'll be a 27-28 year old rookie.
Anchors Aweigh!
>>64175384
does mexico even have colleges?
>>64175408
>glockenspiel
Sure is high school in here
>>64175329
who do you ADR your 155 shells to?
cause there are collectors that resell all over the internet that would love a palette of those bad boys to turn into ash trays or trophies and what not
probably make more money than selling to scrap dealers that way
>probably some fucking OI that mandates resellers
>>64175334
I can't speak for the navy, but most of the officers that do get excited for this shit are either freshly-minted butter bars or delusional, aging staff offficers who have become rather disconnected from the ground-level Army.
As for the enlisted side, we've just got more important things to worry about than some future POGs giving themselves concussions. Things like making ourselves scarce when someone needs an inventory on the arms room or a connex done, and working out the exchange rate of MRE peanut butter and smokes
>tfw you will never reach your fullest potential of an American man and attend an esteemed military academy, serve your country for several years, and return to civ life with a qt military waifu and a gorillian high profile job offers to begin a life of happily ever after
Atleast the Citadel doesnt suck as much as Army does.
Navy going to slaughter these shitters.
>>64175433
What garbage city is that?
>>64175440
>Veterans
>gorillian high profile job offers
U wot m8?
Army and Navy are old shit. We are the future of the US military.
>>64175440
>a gorillian high profile job offers
>vets
Unless you somehow meet up with defense contractors ur fucked m8.
>Chip Kelly siting
FEELIN GOOD ABOUT TOMORROW LADS
>>64175457
Go back to humping your Bibles
>>64175453
>>64175458
>not knowing about the ring knockers
that is L I T E R A L L Y what West Point is known for after being an elite leadership institution.
>Chop Lelly
Why don't you have an Army cheerleader waifu, /sp/?
Damn, dem army strong thighs
>>64175440
Most of these knuckleheads will ride out a single contract before becoming disillusioned with the bureaucratic fuckery that reigns supreme in the military
>tfw I miss the army desperately but never, ever want to go back in
I don't know how to feel about it
>>64175453
>>64175458
>equating general vets with academy graduates
are you people retarded or just ignorant?
>tfw keenan reynolds will be busy stealing intelligence from North Korea
>tfw he will be saving our nation instead of playing in the nfl
So fucking based
>>64175451
New Jersey
Where does Army get its cheerleaders?
>Before there could be a nation, there had to be people willing to fight for it
Is this the greatest Army commercial ever?
>>64175438
I agree for the most part but I think it's hilarious this POG is breaking records.
>>64175479
I like to think it's a broad variety of both
>>64175478
That's everyone m8.
>>64175453
>>64175458
For enlisted sure but these are commissioned officers and not only that but they're from the academy. It's not uncommon for academy grads to go on to high level corporate careers if they don't decide to be career officers.
First winner of the apprentice was a West Point grad.
>>64175451
Norfolk, Virginia
>>64175457
>Muh airpowa
>Muh A-10 is obsolete
You're keeping those A-10s until we let you toss them, fuckboy
>>64175460
Keenan Reynolds confirmed for next Eagles QB once he's done his service.
>>64175457
Meme military branch t.b.h.
>>64175487
Closest bar where the "divorced" chicks hang out by West Point
>>64175436
>Not referring to it as a glockenspiel
Sure is knowing shit about percussion instruments in here.
>>64175524
>implying Chip will be there by then
>>64175487
They're cadets.
>>64175516
god youre dumb
>>64175487
Trumps Waifu breeding grounds
>>64175524
>mfw the iggles can afford to wait for him
>>64175478
I hate being a civilian again, and I really wish I still had the safety net of service
but I would never subject myself to that kind of denigration ever again
I've done my time.. it's over
>>64175457
>tfw the Navy is actually the best air force in the world, not the actual Air Force
>>64175440
>qt military waifu
Ya almost had me
>>64175541
No I mean having one in your band is high school shit
>>64175508
Sometimes I'll go sweep my garage and driveway just to be reminded of the retarded shit we did in garrison life
>>64175487
all of them are cadets
>girl cheerleaders
they just try out from the small pool of girls that go to the academy.
>guy cheerleaders
former football players. not joking. they either join the cheerleaders if they're bitches, or go and play rugby. some that leave the team and don't do anything after it.
>>64175500
Now if only he put his talents to something worthwhile.
Also, who else has had competitons with POG units where they do well in most of the events, but then completely bungle the tactical shit?
>>64175565
>aviators
>>64175574
Do women ever see actual combat?
>>64175571
>not mopping the garage after
Would fail inspection/10
>>64175565
Navy has the best ability to deploy air power due to carriers but they lack the specialization that the Air Force has.
>2001
Get your shit together army
>>64175566
>thread is literally sperging over army cheerleaders at this very moment
>>64175596
depends on their jobs. very, very, VERY few do.
>>64175499
I play the army commercial song whenever we do a police call
>ITT
military fags blogging about their shit lives rather than watching the fucking game
>>64175546
Am I missing some dank meme or something?
>>64175608
Military women are bro as fuck but are also whores
>>64175605
>>64175605
>yfw the entire Navy air force can be wiped out with about 20 Anti-ship missiles
>>64175607
Navy has better recruiters
>>64175620
kek
It's also perfect for SHARP training, at least as much as we do before we say fuck it, pass all those sign in sheets around, we're not doing any more of these fucking things
>>64175628
Are they really whores?
>>64175598
>not pulling everything out of your garage only to put it all back in
>realizing the one thing you need is the first thing you put away
>take it all out again, realize that's not the thing you need
>tfw it's not even in the garage but in the basement
I still have nightmares of loading/unloading connexes
>>64175626
This
>tfw fucked a 6/10 grill last month who later told me her bf was in the navy
Stay c.ucked military fags
>>64175545
Are they getting gangbanged during the rest of the week? How could you take them seriously?
>>64175569
Ah, I see. My mistake
Still, though
>Implying pitched percussion isn't important to an ensemble's sound.
>tfw no military background
I'm just here for the flexbone lads.
Who else is actual military on /sp/? Navy here, did 4 years. Currently a student at some small university.
>>64175672
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>>64175667
Enormous whores. Literally, a good number of them are physically enormous, and they desperately hunger for cock so they can get pregnant, skip deployment and accuse people of rape
Thank fuck I'm in the infantr-oh goddammit
>>64175626
>implying were not doing both
Come on, son. If there's one thing we were tight in any branch is the ability to do our job while bitching/bantsing at the same time
>>64175667
think of the male:female ratio
think of the attention they get
>>64175667
Yes, they really fucking are.
go coast guard
>>64175672
Jody sighted, track his IP address and send that guy with over 300 confirmed kills
>>64175605
the AF covers such missions as sustained ground based air support, CAS, refueling and supply, deployment of the Army en masse
also satellites, our elite SOF units, a shit ton of nuclear weapons duties
The Air Force is essential because we cover literally everyone's ass
When September 11th, 2001 went down, the first units in the AOR were Air Force pilots patrolling for more rouge air craft
Air Force is the mission
we decimate the resources that would otherwise be used against the combat forces in the field
>>64175696
nah
I hope to work at the FBI some day, but i was too much of a bitch graduating high school to enlist.
>>64175711
this is bantz you faggot youre just blogging about your gay nigger shit. there isn't any army navy fighting at all. look at this blogging ass faggot >>64175696
>>64175727
>Coasties
>Real military
Starfleet Academy would booty-blast both of these teams.
>>64175655
>SHARP training
KILL ME
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>>64175667
it's literally a buffet of cock, athletic, high testosterone, attractive men, with too few women to go around.
it's a woman's paradise.
>>64175672
To be fair, people in the military cheat when they're away too
>>64175712
If the navy females doing service combat roles then yes we might see huge ratio climbing up
>>64175770
>Cock buffet
CALL WAGNER
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Why can't we just downsize the military? Why can't we be more like Japan in which our military is only use for defending ourselves? I'm suck and tired of my tax money going to college rejects who only know how to kill innocent people and blow shit up!!! Yes I'm mad.
>Defending our freedoms at the expense of oppressing others
>>64175667
Literally get preggo before deployment so they can skip. Massive whores. I remember reading a story about an HM2 who told this boot about a Navy slut that was trying to fuck him that she had genital herps because she was at medical. HM2 got it big trouble for disclosing patient information while she kept spreading that lovely STI
>Army "special" teams
>Army in charge of living up to Navy's punting
Way to go dipshits
>dat goal line spaghetti
Putin is loving this.
>>64175803
I doubt you actually pay taxes
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
Punter's gotta be pissed about that.
>>64175803
Keep crying, bitch nigga. I'll use your tears to lubricate my M4, and use any leftover to jerk off, just like I do with CLP
>Army not sacrificially falling on the ball like a grenade for the sake of the team's field position
>>64175803
>ass-mad liberacûck detected
>>64175803
Yes, but the difference between us and Japan is that we talk a lot of shit. We gotta back that shit up son
>>64175803
>why can't we be more like Japan and let those college rejects fester inside of our country
You're an idiot.
>>64175859
I'm a liberal and a veteran. In fact, I didn't become a liberal until I joined the army. Best part? I was combat arms
>>64175803
USA is the military work horse of the Western Allied Nations
gotta problem with that, call the UN, nobody gives a fuck
>>64175803
because america is the world's "Dark Knight"
>people get pissy when we try to stop terrorists before they become terrorists by killing their networks
>beg for us to take care of all the worlds problems and bitch and moan until we do
>then turn around and bitch about us doing it wrong
fuck em. America needs to stop playing world police they've been pawned into playing by NATO and the UN.
>>64175703
>Thank fuck I'm in the infantr-oh goddammit
fuck dude don't remind me
>Read the list of Army-Navy game venues
>None played in D.C. proper, either at Griffith Stadium or RFK Stadium
>One game played in Landover
Huh...strange.
>>64175518
>the Army has to call the Air Force for air support
ahahahhahahahahha
losers
get your own planes
>dog = air force
>booty = army
>>64175845
>This the kind of people I should thank their service for defending my "freedoms".
I inherited my hate for the military from my grandpa because he was a draft dodger during Vietnam.
Army pls
>>64175909
nice blog you stupid faggot
>baits the throw
>can't come up with the pick
COME ONNNNNNNNN
Rule number one about interceptions:
Never, ever think 6 until the ball is secure in your hands
A R M Y
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>throwing the ball as a service academy
>>64175940
>forgetting the air force was spawned from the Army
You better settle down, boy, befo' yo' pa come whip that ass
>put $50 on Army Moneyline
Guess I'm hedging on Navy at half-time
>>64175965
Your grandpa was a pussy ass faggot, and so are you.
>>64175965
enjoy your NASCAR and your box macaroni, Florida Man
;_;
>>64175965
Obvious bait
>>64175986
Thanks friend! I knew someone would appreciate it
>>64175965
>unironically false flagging in a military thread
What are Army and Navy's biggest non-service academy rivals?
>>64175965
So, you're from a long, proud line of bitches?
>>64176045
Navy and Notre Dame
>>64176045
Notre Dame would booty blast both of these teams
>>64175909
you have no thought process beyond the basic operational level then. god forbid you start looking at things at the tactical or even the strategic level!
So do they have those 3 bullshitting with that football for 30 minutes
>>64176000
When will Air Force embrace the meme Air Raid?
>tfw tried to enlist but my eyesight is too shit
>>64176045
Navy = Notre Dame
Army = ???
What's with the awkward ball fondling?
>>64176065
I'd pay to watch it tho
>>64176045
Notre Dame because catholics were always seen as the plague of america
>>64176080
When 300lb pass-blocking o-linemen can pass the physical
Time for the most exciting series in football, the triple option 2 minute offense.
>>64176045
Notre Dame, at least back in the day when they were all legit college football powerhouses.
ARMY STRONK
FORWARD PASS
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FUCK THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
>>64176072
>not having your thought process at the metaphysical level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CBHrzWPQpc
FUCK YEAH
SEAMAN GBTFO
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>SEAMAN GBTFO
i feel like i'm watching a rugby game, run until you're blocked and lateral it to someone else
>N...N.. Navy is the best non P5 team in the country guys...
>>64176072
Huh? Unlike most people I actually support social programs
>>64176145
>implying you exist
>SEMEN
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>>64176110
You were saying?
HAHAHA SUCK IT SQUIDS
>>64176184
I exist, or do I?
THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG
>Manziel
>BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP
this fucking commercial
DUMM DUMMMM DUMMMMMM
>>64175108
DROP THE BOMB MOTHERFUCKERS
>>64176174
see, you don't even know what you're talking about when it comes to how the armed forces are used and conceptualized across the spectrum of lowest levels of employment to their place in international policy.
>>64176013
>Avoiding being forced to fight in a war that was unpopular to begin with.
How was he a pussy faggot?
>>64176227
The girl at the end is qt
>Keenan pays for Tinder
lel
>>64176227
I thought it's that Chinaman from that show about the aliens
>>64176224
How did they find actors who are clones of the actual Easy company?
>>64176221
You exist and yet you are everything
>Keenan pays for Tinder sign in the crowd
>>64176174
need mo money fo dem programs
>>64176190
It was exciting, wasn't it?
>losing to a meme military branch
>>64176245
Sure I do, at the lowest level of employment they're >employed as homeless bums, and every time I encounter one I spit on them. Or if they're sleeping, I drop kick them.
Go for it faggot.
>>64176245
Oh, like how I'm a pawn for global corporate interests oppressing many for th gains and profits of the very few?
Sure, I know that. Someone on reddit told me that. Probably you
>THE GAME IS ON LAND
>ARMY IS ONLY WINNING BY
WHAT A USELESS MILITARY BRANCH
>>64176266
>tfw they finally got ol Guarnere
>>64176329
Who wins when they face off in water polo?
solid game tbqh
>>64176350
yup
>>64176336
;_;
Currahee
How does Army/Navy recruit?
Do they recruit guys to come to the branch and play football or do they mostly only have to choose from the guys that are already coming to the academy? I heard that Navy's QB was recruited by an actual relevant school?
>>64176336
>tfw i matched with his granddaughter on tinder and banged her
felt v good man.
>>64176384
Probably both, though the best players get recruited for football and convinced to come
Hard as fuck to find good players who can meet the academic standards
>Army's defense dropping almost as many passes as their offense
>>64176384
"Hey kid, wanna play for the military academy?"
They know who they're targeting since very few are willing to give up eight years of their life. The academies know they're not getting top talent so basically they're looking for the kids who want to go to school to learn/lead.
>>64176384
They pick the high school football studs out from their cadets.
>>64176398
>not going for wild bill instead
Straight gay, senpai
>>64176433
Surprising that there are so many black dudes
>>64176433
>Academic standards
Funny way of spelling "rich parents with connections in the Senate", but I'll let it ride
>>64176443
>give up eight years of their life.
says the neck beard that wastes his life jerking it to japanese cartoon prorno
>>64176398
was she hot?
>>64176384
Sort of the same way Stanford and Northwestern do. Graduating from a military academy is basically like having a degree from an Ivy League school.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>64176487
Rich kids only play quarterback. And they ain't playing no option shit
>>64176490
>everyone who's not in the military is a NEET
>because militaryfags wouldn't amount to anything else in life other than NEEThood
great meme
>>64176384
Pick kids with good grades and high school football stars who would maybe get 1 other Fbs offer.
Think about it they get to play Fbs football and get one of the best educations in the world. They aren't grunts so they get paid well and won't be in harms way.
inb4 safety
>spaghetti again
>>64176490
I'm a veteran, dude.
It's incredibly hard to get into any of the service academies and you have to contract for eight years as an officer. Hard to convince a kid to do that if all they want to do is play a game.
>dat Navy punt team
>yfw one of my old NCAA 14 dynasties had an Army Navy #1 v #2 national championship game
>>64176465
he died f a m
>>64176502
hot enough, she's the one on the left.
>>64176538
>he'll never kill another human being
>his cherry will forever remain unpopped
sad Tbh
why even take the time out????
that nigga's leg look not right
>>64176508
>>64176538
>>64176564
>>64176577
why are all military fags all this stupid to keep falling for the bait over and over and over and over and over again?
>>64176565
>1st and a cunt hair
>>64176597
Hope for a safety/turnover.
>Sending no one back ti field a punt
Army does know Navy isn't good either right? I've never seen such respect show to a team whose so sorry.
>>64176573
Dem tits
Well done, friend
>>64176398
That sounds a whole lot like bullshit
>>64176567
>loser of the regular season matchup goes to the NCG
>>64176607
because it's fun
> =3
>>64176619
>>64176623
nothing to prove to you really, just stating fact
>>64176533
I'm talking about the service academies in general. Realistically the only way in is to have a rich and connected family.
>>64176607
It was bait? Damn, got me. Thought someone was asking a question
>>64176573
How was her foot game?
>halftime
post military sluts
>people in this thread hate fun
GUISE
GOING TO THE PX FOR SOME GRISTLE STICKS AND A GATORADE
WHAT CAN I GET YA????
>>64176684
It's funny because Guarnerre only had one
>>64176692
Chew. Copenhagen. And one of those fruit drinks with the wide mouth. You know the one I mean.
why are cfb niggas always so awkward
HALFTIME FAPTIME, GET YOUR CLP OUT GENTS
>>64176725
I got ya senpai
>>64176704
That's all he needed
>>64176692
Smokes and some of those magazines with the plastic cover on the outside meant to keep kids from looking through them in the store
And rip-its. So many goddamn rip-its
>you look like you're about 9 years old
destroyed
>>64176750
Thanks senpai
>>64176778
I'll get you some moist wipes to go w/ that mag, /sp/artan
>>64176735
Honestly they are borderline retarded. They don't do any class work and haven't since elementary school.
>>64176802
You're a gentleman and a scholar
SOUR GUMMY WORMS
Good christian boys here
>>64176778
Mmmmm. I miss rip its. Imagine my surprise when I saw one of these bad boys in my hometown.
>>64176838
YOU BET YOUR FUCKIN ASS SENPAI
get you some vodka so we can make some elixir for the weekend
>pray
who /countingdowndaysuntilETS/ here?
>>64176879
>praying is edgy now
>>64176858
they are successful, after all
>>64176863
Bullshit.
Where?
>>64176858
>There are no atheist Heisman finalists
Checkmate atheists
>>64176898
you are dumb
>>64177004
and you are an edgemaster autist
>>64176950
Omaha Nebraska
>>64177054
you got your memes mixed up there faggot. how do you think him posting a fedora is calling you edgy? like I said you are dumb
>>64177072
high test is German for ''giving up on good looking girls'' right?
The prayer is a big fu to Obama. He's been forcing the military to be more secular; Naval Pilots got discharged for saying God Bless during a take off. Meanwhile, our Muslim soldiers get a fucking mosque on our carriers.
>>64175927
Artillery here I believe the ban on women took effect last month so there is a possibility there are some in AIT right now just ready to fuck up the unit in a few weeks. Not looking forward to it.
>>64177108
thats not even high test. /sp/ is dumb and think it means fat girls
>>64177108
>implying she's ugly
Nigga you gay
>>64177095
making fun of praying is edgy
thanks for showing that you're the dumb one
Who here /repeal_cannabis_prohibition_DoDwide/????
>>64177118
nice blog
>>64177110
This is so full of shit I don't even know where to begin
If West Point is America's academy, what's Annapolis?
>>64177136
thats good meat bruh
>>64177154
>smoking weed
never did anything for me. i see no need to lift the prohibition.
>>64177160
Americas party school
>>64177198
http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/crime/2015/10/26/midshipman-found-sleeping-womans-apartment-arrested/74627728/
http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2015/12/07/david-baucom-story-florida-conference-public-nudity-drunkenness/76881816/
NAVAL ACADEMY = LIGHTWEIGHTS
>>64177160
The Navy could glass the most of the World if they wanted to. They don't bother with nicknames
>>64176384
Start a war
>milfag 'bands'
THERE GOES MY HERO
>the most points Army's scored on Navy since 1998
>17
wew
>>64177263
>implying the Foo Fighters suck
>>64177291
>tfw my plebe year i watched them lose 34-0
>>64177252
that's just fat
I'm not complaining but don't be mislabeling that as high test
>>64177267
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>64177154
>tfw dealer got busted
>tfw down to two, maybe three bowls
Time to end prohibition
>>64177298
>being a low t beta faggot
>>64177271
brada, pass da doochee two duh leff han sigh
>theyre literally semen
>coach comes from a state that looks like god fapped on a map
>the village people did a song about them
navy confirmed to be the gayest non-seven sisters school in america
>>64177326
did you just want to lash out at somebody?
need to call a hotline or something?
>>64175364
I'm assuming you didn't go to college.
Annapolis and West Point (and to a lesser extent, Coast Guard, Kings Point and USAFA) are fucking good schools, consistently ranked in top-10 for most of their programs, and are wicked hard to get into, more than most ivies, because you have to have good grades and recommendations, plus be medically and physically qualified (no fatties or asthmatics), AND get nominated by your congressman.
There's a reason service academies pump out so fucking many generals, astronauts and members of congress.
Do you get good jobs after going to these schools and doing service? outside the military
>>64177371
nice blog. I can tell youre in the military because youre so fucking stupid you just wont stop biting the bait
>>64177359
Is that what low t beta faggots do?
>>64177371
you dont need to be nominated by a congressman to get into the coast guard academy, but the point still stands
>>64177387
You end up working for the MIC and contributing to the collapse of the republic
>>64177371
>There's a reason service academies pump out so fucking many generals, astronauts and members of congress.
Yeah, and the reason is because it's who you know, not what you know, ESPECIALLY for those careers
>>64177387
yes, very highly sought after STEM degrees
>>64177429
the military isn't what's causing the downfall of the republic f am
>>64177371
my bro graduated from west point a few years ago and he absolutely despises that place. He talks about wanting to get it shut down because it theres no evidence it creates better officers and the education is more about cramming than internalizing.
but thats ridiculous, hes basically set for life with a dilpoma from the USMA, and the campus itself is beautiful despite being oppressively gray if you live there for more than a year
>>64177387
generally yes, we aren't called Ring Knockers for no reason.
the AOG takes care of its own, no matter which academy we graduated from.
>>64177429
mic.com contributes more to the collapse of the republic then the MIC does. fucking identity politics.
>Special Ops truck
God that is so fucking stupid
>>64177387
Yeah someone I knew from high school who graduated from Annapolis got hired by the FBI after his service.
>>64177472
nice blog
>>64177460
>muh SJWs that actually have no real effect on public policy
>i-it couldn't possibly be the most powerful force that actually guides it
>>64177387
yes, the difference between an academy vet and some pleb malcontent that joined the army out of high school is night and day. hint: the latter are the degenerates that do nothing in civilian life except complain about 'muh va benefits'
>>64177496
when did I say anything about SJWs? More like incompetent and corrupt political leadership
>people wanted this meme option qb to be heisman
>>64177430
>making and maintaining connections, staying at the top of your high school class, and staying physically fit
>not smart
post militaryfus
>There are naval cadets that become jarheads after they graduate
Why?
>>64177539
you know she's not actually in the military
>>64177539
>I don't even recognize myself
If you had a few more dicks in you, you would
Navy's helmets look like they were airbrushed on velvet by local state fair carnies.
faggots.
>>64177558
wait omg really???
these uniforms are bad compared to last years.
>>64177414
Were you smarter than "lol sheeple" cause you went into a trade? Or are you afraid of "hurr durr fighting for israel and oil" and just hate the military?
Superior army academy reportan.
>>64177592
they basically were, they showed it during the pre-game
>>64177533
>>64177558
But she was in a uniform on a commercial...they can't show that if it's not true, that's false advertisment
navy helmets are legit awful. they look like high school art projects. lol @ allie laforce not being able to pronounce Homage
>>64177601
bait
>>64177430
what, then, are the most prestigious careers? What should men aspire to? Being weeaboo degenerates and jerking off to cartoon asians while recieving a welfare check?
>>64177599
you really had an autistic fit there is it ptsd?
>>64177601
LMAO NO.
go back to using your boots as fleshlights you wannabe academy fucks. maybe VT will listen to your shit.
>>64177601
>tfw no corps of cadets fueled rivalry with Texas A&M
You're my favorite SEC team Aggiebro
>>64177551
Because the Muhreens are a part of the Navy, and they need officers, and some just don't want to drive ships, submarines, or jets.
>>64177650
>>64177601
whats with the meme of vtech and A&M pretending to be military academy schools?
>>64177650
go hokies.
3rd BN reporting in
>>64177646
>>64177650
>this Virgnina Tech hivemind
>>64177551
because the Marines are the Men's Department of the navy
>shot of Army's crowd
>30/60 female/male split
>shot of Navy's crowd
>1 female
>>64177696
NO THEY ARE GO AWAY REEEEE
>butthurt VMI/Norwich/Citadel detected
>>64177118
13B here. Thank God I hit my ETS in 23 days.
>>64177696
Because they basically are. A&Ms program is arguably better than VMI or the Citadel. Or he'll even West Point because most of those guys have zero social skills coming out.
>>64177752
fuck off, USMA has by far the highest requirements.
>>64177735
don't forget VMI
>>64177750
13A here, i'm jelly. can't stand this garrison environment.
>>64177696
VT and A&M are essentially VMI/Citadel, but with civilian populations as well.
>>64177786
>Dat kick
So close
>>64177601
Every officer I had from A&M was just trash
>>64177784
Not saying they dont. But every West Pointer I work with are almost R9k tier autists.
>>64177725
You do know navy has the better female to male ratio, right?
so this is keenan reynolds huh
what a shitter
But seriously. This Navy punter
>yfw chip kidnaps him after the game
>>64177799
>obligatory nice dubs
my heart has been in my throat. facebook messenging deployed buddies and they're up in Iraq and Afghanistan watching this too. at least the ones that are able to get internet connection with me.
>>64177786
Where are you at? I've been at Bliss for five years.
God damn that Navy punter is ridiculous
>>64177841
interesting blog post
>>64177822
thats definitely true, ive heard a lot about how people who go through the USMA end up being really awkward. four years of being part of a machine will do that.
TIME FOR BANTZ
>>64177822
are you PCSed there right now?
>>64177851
Drum, freezing my ass off. thank god this winter has been mild as fuck.
>>64177873
thanks, make sure to like and subscribe for more great content!!
ARMY BTFO
>>64177875
Yup. They don't really get social interactions. Like Privates straight from Boot but with money and rank.
DAT HIT
BTFO
T
F
O
CADET GOT ROCKED
>>64177786
>posting on 4chan
That's conduct unbecoming of an officer
Nice read option retard
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FAIL YOUR BATTLE BUDDY
Who was that semen seaman?
>Dat hit
>Dat semen demon
>Armee
It begins
>>64177911
I know some fairly normal people from west point, but it takes a certain awareness to avoid becoming a robot
>>64177895
Yup. And whatever you do, don't PCS to Germany right now.
Everything's been neglected for a decade so now with all this Russia Bullshit it's a fucking mess.
>>64177875
>>64177911
depends on where in the class they were. most of the higher ranked cadets were fucking nergin shut-ins. lower ranked cadets knew they weren't going to have to fight for a class rank so we could drink indiscriminately and flee to NYC for the fun of it.
>>64177944
add it to the list.
DAT NAVY CADET CUTIE
KEENAN "SEAMEN" REYNOLDS
>the city of army
BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
Army being Army again
N A V Y
A
V
Y
>army losing to a team of faggots
I wonder which team chokes on dick more
>SEC Cameramen
I swear they could find a cutie in the middle of the damn desert.
>>64177895
>>64178003
What's PCS?
>>64178003
no way for me to, gotta go through CCC first.
>tfw know German fairly well due do parents being immigrants
ich würde sehr gerne nach deutschland sowieso gehen.
Well, it was fun to hope for something.
WHY DONT THEY PASS
REEEEE
>>64178005
my brother graduated in the top 100 I believe, and most of his peers were incredibly awkward.
the culture there really creates horribly adjusted individuals
>>64178074
low intelligence
>>64178074
no air support
>>64178045
the Navy
Navy should be dishonorably discharged from this game for gaining the lead on an illegal pick
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE THE NAVY SO MUCH.
LOOK AT ME!! I GET TO "DEPLOY" TO THE COAST OF BRAZIL OR TO DUBAI OR TO CALIFORNIA AND SPEND MY TIME EATING DELICIOUS FOOD AND FUCKING MEXICAN ENLISTED GIRLS.
YOU STUPID FUCKS HAVE CONTRIBUTED NOTHING TO THE WAR ON TERROR.
REMINDER THAT IF YOU SEE A SEMEN, DON'T THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE.
SAGE IN ALL FIELDS>
FUCK THE NAVY
>>64178052
Permanent Change of Station
>>64178052
permanent change of station. if you go to some duty station longer than 6 months then you have to make it a permanent change of station as opposed to TDY, which is "temporary duty", where you go to some duty station for less than 6 months.
>>64178100
yeah, us lower ranked guys just partied in NYC with NYU/Fordham/whoever QTs. Boston and Philly were also within a short trip away too.
>>64178131
not this half. I think navy could put women on the field and beat this faggot army team
>5 men in the box
>didn't audible to a draw
Come on son
>>64178045
>team your dad
>>64178160
he was on the sprint football team and avoided getting seriously wrecked
yes, he is a manlet
>>64178134
But sometimes they get assigned to norfolk
>>64178134
>Navy's newest ship broke down 21 days after entering service and got knows what price tag
>My unit is stuck with busted, old ass equipment because of budget cuts
Dat gap fill
Dat wrap up
>>64178211
>being a swifty
*insert groan here*
on the other hand, at least those guys beat navy.
>opposing players helping each other up
Things you will never see in the NFL
Any tacticool milfags here who like the new rainbow six game? would be goat without bugs desu
>>64178258
US military equipment is made by the lowest bidder. It's not a matter of if something will fuck up but when
>>64178258
win the football game once a decade and they'll buy you a new tank you pussy
>>64178262
at least they won multiple championships
he was definitely aware that being on sprint was the opposite of a badge of honor
he did a good job of not being a faggot, hes just pessimistic as fuck now
Quoth the CB
"Nevermore"
>playing the sousaphone in full kit
>>64178268
being this dumb
>announcers shitting on the Navy D this much
Happening kids
>>64178307
wow I've never heard that before what brilliant insight
>>64178321
Need more Edgar Allan Poe banter like this
>>64178258
sup 3rd ACR? any new rollovers?
>>64178346
>Army passing on the Navy D this much
>>64178373
God Damn that general is stacked with ribbons
>>64178215
I live in Newport News. All of my friends got to go right back home when they finished Basic and got assigned to Norfolk by their choice. Wanna know where I went? ALASKA.
>>64178258
>>64178307
that, and they didn't pull an Air Force when sequestration happened. Air Force limited congresses' ability to use them when they had to use less money, while Army bent over backwards to make it work with less money. they should've been dicks like the Air Force and Navy were. instead, we have to deal with those decisions now.
>>64178312
he shouldn't be as pessimistic as he is, it's just the people he was surrounded by. there's a lot of value in people outside of that rarified air he was breathing in the top 100 cadets. shit, i got kicked out and brought back, and if anyone should have a grudge against West Point, it's me. those at the top were mostly cunts, but there were a few gems.
>>64178373
>tfw no post-Christmas Dinner cigars
feels bad man. one of the most cherished meories i have of that place.
>>64178419
You a Paratrooper?
>>64178396
>General
>Navy
>>64178396
medals > ribbons
seems like a pussy to me
>>64178374
>German flag
>3ACR
>>64178452
bruh he talks about a shadow government ruling the US, and he has a grudge against women from west point because one of his commanders was a bitch
hes too far gone at this point tbqh
>>64178477
That's not the Navy jackass
>>64178396
It's GEN Caslen. He's a great dude. The best Commadant we've had in a while.
>>64178452
>i got kicked out and brought back
Yo, I'm doing the same thing right now (Academic Separation). I'm still waiting on my nominations. What happened with you? I was there for 2 and a half years (Prepster as well).
>>64178464
Yes. I signed on with Airborne thinking I would get close to home by getting stationed in Bragg but nope.
>>64178359
>Edgar Poe most likely won't be drafted by the NFL
>Edgar Poe will never be drafted by the Ravens
>we will never be able to watch Ravens games with Edgar Allen Poe banter
militaryfags, what other boards do you visit besides /sp/ and /k/? I've never gone to /k/ I'm just assuming. This is probably my only chance to ask this question to you guys.
>>64178477
how could you even think those are midshipmen?
good god, the autism
>>64178503
I-i meant 2nd ACR...
>>64178419
I had a friend who was stationed in Norfolk forever and was told there was a 98 percent chance he'd stay there for his next tour.
naturally they sent him to pascagoula
>>64178545
Life is suffering
>>64178477
>G.O. in ASUs
>cadets in full dress
>navy
m9 you're confused.
>>64178505
he's delusional. i would've stayed away from him. still will 2bh.
>>64178537
grades and a few family members die around the same time (not a prepster though). they sympathized with me and let me back. did 2 plebe years because of it, if that's any consolation.
>>64178537
Martin was by far the best bruh
GO ARMY BEAT NAVY
>>64178552
/sp/, /k/, /a/, /int/, and /pol/
>>64178545
>Edgar Poe
I went to West Point Prep with Poe. He's a pretty good singer desu senpai. I'm surprised he is as good a receiver as he is. He used to fall out all of the time when we would do PT runs during Prep School basic training.
>>64178620
I agree, he's pretty delusional. Pretty normal otherwise, but he's got some crazy fuckin beliefs
>>64178545
It's a spooky kinda feel
>>64178545
>implying he won't be signed as a UFA for bantz purposes
>>64178539
I liked Alaska. Midnight sun, ice fishing,most weekends off, elk hunting.
Best station ever.
how do you miss that
Lol classic army can't hit shit
>army
NO GOOD
FUCK
>>64178552
/fit/, /o/, /p/, /ic/, /pol/
>>64178698
you don't regularly watch Army football...do you?
>>64178666
oh well. some people do as they please.
>>64178661
He's slow af, just a tall target, so not much has changed
>>64178737
>you don't regularly watch Army football...do you?
Nope
>>64178620
>did 2 plebe years because of it, if that's any consolation.
You got separated plebe year? I was a Yuk. At least, I won't have to do that Plebe shit again.
>>64178552
/v/ /vg/ /his/ /tv/
>>64178737
Did they dump that stupid fucking 'option' strategy they were memeing about when I went 5 years ago? Going to games and watching us get wrecked over and over again was about as much fun as the morning parade or sami.
>>64178552
/v/ and /fit/ sometimes /a/. I'm just a shitty PFC though waiting to hit that E-4. It looks like you have to do SSD and WLC if you want a chance to be E-5 starting next year so that will be fun.
>>64178737
>you don't regularly watch Army football...do you?
Nobody ITT does or should
>Army in charge of kicking
>Army in charge of kicking
>Army in charge of kicking
>Army in charge of kicking
>>64178552
/tv/ /fit/ and this shit hole
>>64178804
Regularly watching army football is one of the most soul crushing experiences anyone can ever endure
>Go Navy beat Army
>Fight and Win
>Defense
The height of American cheering
>>64178770
yeah, was some lovely bullshit to deal with. twice.
>>64178767
>>64178804
i would expect nothing less. that's also not a bad thing.
>>64178784
the AOG has softened their stance on holding us ransom to the triple option, wishbone, and run-every-down-up-the-middle-or-fumble tictacs. it's been slow, but Monken has been helping us get out of that rut.
>>64178737
Yeah I hope he comes back to reality with some of his bullshit, but it was fun visiting West Point every year
>>64178487
The ribbons ARE medals idiot. Medals can only be worn on certain dress uniforms, otherwise you use ribbons.
>>64178838
They make cadets go every home game. And they have a parade every time that you have to practice for hours over and over again (it's the same retarded parade every time ). And one regiment of 1k cadets have a hard core as fuck inspection usually as well and then go to the game.
When I was at wp we had a really serious suicide problem. I'm half certain our football record was half the reason.
Why are used car commercials emotional now?
>>64178922
Do you guys not just care or do your coaches just do horrible recruiting?
A R M Y
R
M
Y
>1899
GO
ARMY
BEAT
NAVY
>>64178922
Yeah I know about that shit, it's crazy as fuck
>>64178879
oh well. it's a very beautiful place...so long as you aren't going there as a cadet. i visit it now and can appreciate what i couldn't for 5 years of my life.
>>64178922
>tfw gathering around the plain to sing the alma mater every time a selfish fuck offed themselves
pissed me off more than anything.
We spread attack now
>dat catch
i still don't think they can do it tho, bros
>>64178949
The jews want your money hard, senpai.
>>64178862
>The height of American cheering
You wouldn't understand how awesome the game is unless you have been there, and experienced it as a Cadet or Midshipman. It's awesome. West Point sucks most of the time but when it is time for Finals (which is after this game), the Army Navy game, and Christmas Dinner you realize that it is all worth it. It's a great experience to be there at the game. And we go wild.
>>64178922
>When I was at wp we had a really serious suicide problem
What year? Last year we had a string of suicide attempts. Some guy jumped from Pershing Hall into Central Area. I saw that shit walking from class. My Tac NCO was messed up by it I believe. Sad, really. And another person attempted from Jefferson Hall. He didn't do it though
>They make cadets go every home game
And remember that they take that shit out of our paycheck
>>64178862
Literally can't name a single Canadian cheer
All these fucking land missiles.
>army
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>64178977
They're already bending the rules for football recruits, if they did anymore the cadets and their parents would go ballistic
commentator's curse strikes again
JUST
>Wide open run
>You decide to stop because you're scared of two defenders who aren't even in your way
A R M Y
>A R M Y
>>64178977
It's hard to talk real talent into joining the football team. You can't get recruited for NFL right out if college because you owe at least 6 years or so in the army. That right there is killer.
Also it's heavy political so imagine all the colonels who want their sons to play army football. Plus you can't bulk up and get physically fit like a football player because you also need to meet army physical fitness standards and do shit like gymansics.
West point cares more about making army officers than making great football players.
>army fratricides themselves for navy win
JUST
>Can't handle a snap
>Can handle ISIS
>>64179037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDDJvC2CGaU&t=1m09s
>>64179095
they know where to properly focus their efforts
>>64178862
Watch an Eagles (or, occasionally a Pats game) for top tier crowd banter.
>>64179020
Well every building is gray, so it makes sense that if you lived there, under those conditions, you get pretty tired of it.
Winter is the worst time of all.
>>64179075
Is Navy similar?
>>64179035
Was class of 2012. Yeah I remember that shit. A girl jumped off of the science building and I walked by the ambulance. It was 2009 I think. Some guy exit bagged himself right after that army navy game which led to this huge string of attempts.
That was a pretty shitty winter.
>>64179037
Of course you can't. The extra layer of fat around your brain prevents any knowledge coming through.
>>64178977
Most of these niggas don't wanna play with a fucking commitment to the military afterwards.
So you end up with a bunch of white kids, blacks who are either smart or needed the military to get out of trouble, and kids who had family members in the service.
and FUCK OBAMA and fuck climate change.
>>64179111
Iraq?
Inb4 the center gets fragged
>>64179119
This. Even Eagles fans aren't going to chimp out at the military game.
>and can't even snap the ball on the sideline
>>64179111
Sure buddy
>>64179121
>gray granite buildings
>gray concrete everywhere
>gray uniforms
>gray everything
>no freedom
>getting in trouble for the littlest shit
i took Vitamin D pills all the time during the winters to counteract that shit.
My tax dollars and these motherfuckers don't know how to snap?
Am I the only one thinking that Navy is playing like shit because the HC knows he's going to BYU?
>yfw Paul Johnson goes back to Navy
>>64179151
I've been to Iraq. Shitty country. It's hot and smells bad
>>64179223
Don't forget when the snow turns into grey slush and the only jacket you can wear with your uniform is thin as shit.
>>64179207
Ahh, national guard. The embarrassment of the entire military.
>>64179223
I liked Winter tbqh
It's pretty chill after the IOCT and APFT (but fuck the Reg PDOs who made the APFT in the ass hole of the cold months). Then it's just Arvin time and class for the rest of the semester.
we /clockball/ now
>>64179234
As an acc fan I fucking hope so. That gimmick option shit needs to die
>>64179269
>tfw just sent info in to a NG recruier
Have I fucked up?
>>64179265
My low quarters looked like caked ass with that shit bruh
NEW THREAD NEEDED
>>64179242
I kinda miss it.
>civy contractor
Didn't miss the last few months though. Was there at the end with the withdrawal shit. We were living in tents the last three months. Was not fun.
Also spent a year in Jordan and a year in Kuwait. Now Jordan was fun. I bagged a few slags, including this Lebanese Christian girl I still talk to on skype. I should marry her lol.
>>64179323
Yep. Go Marines or don't do it at all, pussy.
>>64179234
So BYU's running triple option next year? What happened to their air raid tradition?
>>64179352
>Go Marines
>>64179352
baka senpai I wanna graduate college too in 4 years
>>64179357
Well if they hire him (assuming they will), he's going to run the triple option.
Pretty sure they've run it before. BYU just can't hire any coach though. School dictates it has to be a Mormon, and a good one at that.
I'd argue one of the hardest jobs outside Navy/Army to work at.
>>64179265
i was in Washington hall most of the time so i was fucking hot regardless.
>>64179284
NOPE. i longboarded around post all the time in my free time and the winters fucked me.
>>64179369
Cute beret faggot.
>>64179323
Depends. If you're in a squared away unit, then no, but from my experience the national guard is incredibly ate up.
I came from active duty and finished off the rest of my contract in the guard. If I knew then what I know now, I would've stayed active.
Explore all your options and shoot for air guard if you want the one weekend a month gig.
>>64179369
>Fort Bragg
*BARF*
inb4 Army airs it out all way to a last minute touchdown
>>64179336
I do too to a certain extent, but I don't miss the shitty atmosphere of that country.
>>64179414
I actually would like to become an officer via [spoiler]ROTC[/spoiler], as I'm currently enrolled and sending up a packet, but I'd like to get extra cash, and experience as an enlisted soldier.
>army goes to the air
>interception
>the state of american armed forces
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