America's Game: Army vs #21 Navy Gamethread
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get in here for the GOAT rivalry boys
starts in 20 minutes on CBS
this is the gayest game of the year
>GOAT
Literally a meme because they are military academies
Hasn't been relevant since Staubach
>>64172989
>this is the gayest game of the year
no, that was your birth
Go Army!
>>64172989
>>64173002
>2015
>not being a nationalist
get the fuck out
over in the first quarter fàm
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/r
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/r
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/r
cast your vote, even tho navy will probably win
Who /navy/ here?
>>64173028
>following the herd
jej
>>64173013
SICK BURN BRAH.
>Welfare Queen Bowl
>>64173072
>couldn't serve because of your diabetes and assmar
>>64173040
not until you delete the '/r'
>>64173055
>i-i'm a special snowflake
>a-america is dumb!
>ptsd bowl
sponsored by cymbalta
>>64173013
It's fun to watch the pregame for all the tradition and ceremony, but then the game starts and you realize you have to watch two option teams in a snoozefest blowout
>>64173072
>Canada
>talking shit about welfare
>>64173045
Marine here. Eat shit squid
oh great, good to see taxpayer money put to good use!
>>64173072
>Suicide at 28 Bowl
>>64173119
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/
ur a witty little cunt i'll give u that
This nigga is ugly as fuck. Go Army beat Navy!
>>64173137
>welfare
>canada
wtf are you talking abou...
>marine here
oh nevermind.
>>64173137
Not in yet, but I signed for corpsman you green weenie fuck
>>64173147
putting taxpayer money toward the military, and troop morale IS a good use. better than our billions spent on "foreign aid"
why do they keep showing that one cadet fucking up the turn? it looks like he's even smiling when he realize that he fucked up.
Army Navy game is great because it's filled with players who aren't stupid pieces of shit.
>>64173147
ticket sales and tv contracts pay for the teams, not tax dollars.
>>64173002
Staubach didn't make it relevant, if he did then Reynolds would make this game relevant. Both teams being good is what makes it relevant. The last time both teams were good was 1996 (Army was 10-2, Navy was 9-3), though they both had winning records in 2010.
>>64173137
>Marine
Enjoy being homeless and missing half your skull when you leave, bulletsponge
>>64173204
bad b8
>>64173204
They literally went into the army and navy because they were too dumb to get a real job
>>64173198
Need to keep that morale up because serving with honor is a thing of the past
>>64173045
no thank you, I'm not into rough anal sex
>>64173188
So you get to play tag along while Marines do the actual work
>>64173147
Are you retarded? Service academies are our best source for commissioned officers. To even get into a service academy means you're one of the smartest and best of your peers. Several US presidents came from Annapolis and West Point
>>64173291
>being this misinformed about the service academies
>>64173291
Your fucking retarded. West point and naval Academy are ivy level education.
>>64173291
How's working at Jack in the Box m8?
>>64173204
>free college
>guaranteed job after graduation
>most likely never putting their lives in danger at all
Sound like a bunch of welfare queens to me
>>64173327
>Muh patriotism
>>64173256
I'm in armor faggot. I essentially get to ride in the best car ever and blow shit up.
>>64173291
these are people from elite academies, not just enlisted grunts
>>64173291
>academic standards tougher than Ivy League
>"dumb"
Do know what a service academy is?
>>64173169
>not pulling for the upset
go swab le deck sailorfags
>>64173346
You're*
>>64173291
They're at the academy, these are more than likely going to wind up as officers
>>64173291
>a real job
I've done shit in uniform that's more "real" than anything you'll ever do in your entire life, regardless of how you define that vague descriptor
>when keeping it real goes wrong
>>64173368
Sorry
>IED sponge
>>64173315
>shitting on the people who save Marine lives
>do the actual work
Lol you're not a Marine.
>>64173386
>>64173371
>>64173356
>>64173346
>This mad
How many support our troops magnets do you have?
Under Amour > Nike
>>64173437
glad to know you're an edgy teen that doesn't appreciate that these people are literally dedicating their lives to serving our country, and not in a slimy way like politicians
>>64173437
Less than the amount of grunt dicks your whore mom has sucked off m8
>>64173453
this, 2bh
>placing the seams so they wrap around my delicate nethers
not when I'm out humping 45lbs in the sandbox
rather go buck nakey
>Navy
single-handedly destroyed the Japanese Empire
>Army
helped out the Russians a little bit in Europe
>>64173013
>Hurr durr your birth is the gayest game of the year
What does that even mean you filthy mong
>>64173409
>Used as a puppet for rich people
>Muh nationalism
>Muh country
>>64173437
Akmad, don't you have a carbomb to set up?
>>64173162
>Never Met Dad Bowl
>>64173466
>using MUH FREEDUMB meme
>on 4chan
SHITSTAIN DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
>>64173266
Most college football players don't even attend classes and have shit liberal arts majors like communications.
Service Academy players are cadets first and must maintain an academic standard and not only that, but you're required to major in a STEM field
David Robinson got a degree in mathematics and Roger Staubach got a degree in engineering
>Army's last 10 win season was 1996
>the last 10 win season for Army before that was 1905
NINETY ONE YEARS
They won three national championships between those seasons though
Army helmets > Navy's
>>64173527
do you?
>>64173507
>Asian military
Lol inferior races don't count as victories.
>>64173513
>he'd rather be the shit beneath the powerful's feet than the bracer upon their arm
have fun flipping burgers or whatever job your dime store BA can get you
>>64173535
you replied to me, but i wasnt aware of that. i just assumed most of these players were enlisted high school drop outs. learn something new every day.
>>64173466
>Serving our country by killing thousands that live in dirt because freedom
Maybe more drone strikes will convince then our way of life is better?
>>64173527
reddit is that way
>>64173507
You do know that the Army had units deployed to the Pacific in WW2, right?
GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY!!!
>>64173555
Japan defeated Russia 1v1 (Montenegro isn't a real country) against a zerg rush m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War
>>64173436
If a Marine does his job correctly, he won't get wounded.
>>64173555
>Lol inferior races don't count as victories.
That's what the British naval officers in Singapore thought before the Japanese attacked. Guess how that turned out for them?
>>64173571
>Being a literal sheep
>Not questioning authority
>Burger flippers are still not paid with taxpayer dollars
>Military literally paid by burger flipper's labor
>enlisted people are stupid
Fucking hell, you people need an education
>>64173649
>Shitting on doc
>ever
You've never served
>>64173591
you're probably a sociology major that thinks military action is never justified
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdYf1ykiZwE
>>64173581
Mah m8. It's very fucking difficult to be accepted in the academies, and need good referrals as well. It's basically officer school and a high level university
Its fitting they play this game in the GOAT city.
oh fuck me this is gonna turn into a /pol/ shitfest. fuck all you faggots and i hope ISIS bombs you to 72 homovirgin hell
>>64173535
>Service Academy players are cadets first and must maintain an academic standard and not only that, but you're required to major in a STEM field
Plus, to even get in you need a high GPA and I'm pretty sure you're required to play a sport. And even then, it's no guarantee. I knew a guy back in HS who had varsity letters in 3 sports (football, wrestling, lacrosse) and a 3.5 GPA and he still didn't get in.
>>64173638
>>64173652
Weebs please go.
ITT: neckbeards mad that their lives amount to nothing compared to these players
army navy is such a shit game every year. triple option is boring as all hell and navy always wins. somebody call me when these teams get real offenses and actually get competitive.
>>64173649
>a Marine who shits on his Doc
Yeah, you've definitely never served. Keep playing Call of Duty.
>>64173684
Don't you need a letter from a congressman?
>>64173674
>He thinks world leaders conquering for territory and influence is justified
>When muslims for it if terrorism, when the US does it it's freedom building
Enjoy being a pawn m8
Which Academy had best dress uniforms? I like Army's better.
>>64173591
>The military gets to choose where they're deployed
Fuck off faggot
>>64173720
then don't watch
>>64173727
yes
>>64173720
Yeah, but the pregame is cool
>edgy teens spouting "le welfare queen" maymays
>keyboard warriors, poolees, and boots arguing over who's service is "better"
Why cant this ever be the comfy thread it should be?
Like about 90% of Americans, I've got no problem with the men and women in the military, but do we have go through this song & dance at literally every football game?
>>64173699
You need a Congress member to recommend you I think.
I'm a Filipino who has an American citizenship, what do you guys think when I serve the US military?
Best national anthem sung all year. Step it up NFL.
>>64173740
You still sign up to join and are willing to do what the old rich people tell you to.
>ITT a bunch of whiny military brats who can't justify their life choice
that is one culturally enriched choir
>>64173759
>>64173727
Aw fuck forgot to clear the name field
GOD DAMN I LOVE AMERICA
>mfw yurops and yuroboos on this board right now
>three hours of war mongering propaganda
I hate this fucking game
Proper fucking anthem ._.7
Anybody have a live stream of the game?
>>64173734
doesn't matter, they're not real service dress and therefore irrelevant
THIS SI THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE MANNER OF PERFORMING THE ANTHEM
OOH RAH
Army please win, my LT said we will get the day off if you do.
>>64173785
Cool bro. Most flips I've met are half white with their mom marrying a marine.
>>64173727
Yup, or something of the like.
Why doesn't the NFL get a choir or marching band to do the national anthem for every game?
>>64173671
>>64173723
>I've watched all those movies and tv shows where the corpsman is universally liked.
I respect Corpsmans, but I don't like them, most of them are obnoxious as fuck.
>>64173770
DOD spends millions each year to pull these stunts at sporting events. Meaning your tax dollars go to this bullshit.
Some football teams refuse the pageantry. If you don't see blue angels flying overhead at the start of the game, then the team agreed not to take the money.
>>64173720
That's never going to happen. Legitimate QB prospects aren't going to go to a service academy and be forced to wait several additional years before they can earn their millions.
>mfw plebs don't appreciate the nuances of running and defending the triple option
>>64173811
I still think we should change it to "Battle Hymn of the Republic".
>tfw Euros get confused about us singing "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah" before games because they think Manchester United invented the song
Sheep vs sheep if you ask me
>>64173796
the USA would be nothing without its military
maybe think about this again when you're older than 15
I love this country ;_;
>>64173829
day off from what, 2bh????
What does 11B (assuming) do when they're not over in the shit getting dusty
Why does army even show up to this game still
>>64173796
>You still sign up to join and are willing to do what the old rich people tell you to.
what is literally any job? At least those in the military are serving a greater purpose.
>>64173770
It's only like this during Army-Navy because "muh tradition." It's not even this bad when the 2 play Air Force.
>>64173796
You do realize that the Academies are not the same as enlisting, right? It's harder to get into Annapolis and West Point than it is to get into Harvard, MIT, Stanford, etc.
>>64173796
>are willing to do what the old rich people tell you to.
You're doing the same thing by following Congress' laws.
>>64173727
There are some exceptions, for example, the children of a medal of honor recipient can get an appointment automatically, no sponsorship necessary, as long as they meet academic and physical standards.
>>64173854
off to Europe with you
>>64173770
DoD was/is paying for it. It's a minor scandal
Cheaper than giving proper healthcare and jobs benefits to vets, I guess
>muh troops
fucking shitshow of a "game"
>>64173841
You are either an internet Marine or a really dumb boot.
>>64173853
Salty southerners detected
>tfw can't shoot the game this year
feels bad man.
>>64173819
check here:
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>>64173829
>tfw early release all next week
just get me to block leave already. i'll give my guys off if we (army) win.
>>64173905
>DoD was/is paying for it.
jesus fuck that's disgusting. Are they still doing it? Or has the public shame forced them to stop?
>>64173841
It's not just a Muhreens thing. Regardless of branch or rank you NEVER shit on doc.
Why is Army so much worse than Navy?
>Cannon fodder opinion
Don't you have to ask your superiors before you can try to form coherent thoughts?
>>64173649
who talks shit about a devil doc like that?
FUCK YES
I unironically believe that Army should be relegated to FCS. They've been shit for so long, just embarrassing, couldn't even join a conference if they wanted to. They could still play Navy at the end of every year as an FCS team, right?
>>64173854
to be quite fucking honest with you my famalam, I used to think that until I met more military people. Many of them realize our wars are pointless and that we are fucking shit up ruthlessly for the profit of only a few. But they're generally happy that they got to do cool job, go to school for free, and get to go into the field of work of their choosing by their 30's. Not all of them are blind sheep mindlessly killing civilians because "they're trying to take our freedom"
Also, our military is the only reason our economy hasn't tanked. Someone's gotta sell guns to all these tumultuous countries - might as well be us.
>>64173809
then don't watch it you keked faggot
>>64173862
>USA would be nothing
>He thinks this justifies war and being a sheep
>>64173892
Except most jobs don't blow up villages because and old politician told you to
>>64173894
>Military brats this easily offended
How mad do you get if a store doesn't have a 10% military discount?
>>64173926
If I was a southerner, why would I like "Battle Hymn of the Republic"? Wouldn't I be angry about a song written during the time that the big scary Union crushed the rights of states to own slaves?
>>64173897
That's kinda weird, since the standard for how they've given those out changes over the years
During the Civil War they gave them out like candy. Now you've gotta pretty much gotta die while saving the life of a general and killing all of ISIS
So from what I'm getting from this thread, people don't want a military force?
>We're gonna bomb the shit out of em
>>64173886
we sit around doing nothing until 1700, slow and boring.
all those fly-overs
>the refs are unironically wearing isis colors
what kinda faggot coin-toss was that?
>>64173936
we've been at war for 10+ years. going to Army means serving your country by going to a literal shithole of a 3rd world country when you graduate, instead of a nice little boat where you don't have to get dirty.
it's an absurdly difficult sell to recruits now more than ever.
>>64173853
I think we should use the last verse of what we already got
O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
>12 straight losses
why can no one in the Army play football?
>>64173929
Dunno. Probably
It was probably just a way to make sure they spend all of their advertising budget to keep it from getting cut the next year
>>64173957
lol, look at this fucking hippy.
>>64173957
Not a military brat, just giving information. But here's another (You) to add to your collection.
EUROPE
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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TIME FOR USA USA USA
I'm only hyped for this game for one reason. Get to stare at the beautiful Linc all afternoon
>>64173968
>and people give the Chairforce a line of shit for not doing anything
well as long as you're staying our of trouble
>>64173845
The odds of a service academy player getting into the NFL when they're in their late 20s are extremely slim. Staubach and David Robinson are about the only cases of service cadets having successful pro careers.
Staubach was lucky to play in an era that didn't have free agency and have an owner and HC who were willing to accommodate his service obligation
Robinson merely lucked out since he choose a specialty he was to tall too serve in (submarine) and the Navy was willing to shorten his service obligation and give him an early release.
>>64173982
see >>64173977 for the difference in recruits and then you'll start to understand.
Navy used to have such based helmets. Wonder why they decided of those gimmicky messes this year.
>>64173989
well, thank god for that. Sure would hate to see them spend that money on healthcare for vets.
>>64173957
You do know everyone on that field is going to have a better degree than you right?
>>64173964
You can accept the necessity of something without bending over for it.
>>64173895
>He thinks me having to buy health insurance is the same as killing thousands in a country thousands of miles away for empire building
NAVY
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>>64173982
I legitimately wonder about this. Is the stereotype true that army is just too dumb
>>64173928
Thanks senpai
>>64174019
>he keeps harping on healthcare
If it bothers you that much, go to medical school and go provide quality care at a VA hospital, bleeding heart fuckwit
>>64174016
THIS
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>>64173957
you do realize you are just as much of a sheep, but to different owners
>>64174016
They wore that helmet twice. Now it's a design that any team can select out of a catalog (c.f. Virginia Tech and Old Dominion).
>>64174037
>the skipper for the first new future destroyer is Captain James Kirk
Literally based.
>>64174036
At the end of the day, you're doing what your elected officials tell you to do.
>>64174037
Christ that's an ugly looking ship.
>tfw only one filthy yuro in this thread
USA USA USA
>>64174037
muh ship
>>64174053
no problem, i live to serve (literally)
What the fuck it's warmer in Philly than it is in SoCal right now
>>64173998
>>64173996
>People can't make arguments against being welfare canon fodder for rich old people
Enjoy dying in a shit hole while my taxpayers pay for your widow's new car
>68 degrees in Philly in the middle of december
Remember everyone. Global warming is a myth. Nothing to see here. Everything is normal.
>>64174047
its because they dont have any fat guys that just have to sit on a ship all day. that fat ass penn state kicker weighs more than the army left tackle
>>64173977
>you are now aware that GHW Bush was in the Navy, so his son started a war to deplete Army football
It must be nice watching this game in Lincoln Financial Field. I'm a Giants fan btw.
There are LITERALLY high school teams in Texas that could crush both of these teams.
>>64173973
>so are Army
>>64174037
Foreigners take hold. This is the future of naval warfare.
>>64174101
So if you don't spend your days shitting on the people who work to protect us everyday, you're a crazy conservative nutjob who doesn't believe in global warming?
>he wouldn't die for his country
>Sanders
How the fuck does football manage to get all of these people with the surname Sanders?
>>64174119
Horrible b8
>>64173853
Should be America the Beautiful
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzs52OzgWOs
>Thine alabaster cities gleam, undimmed by human tears
:')
>>64174098
Thank you based El Nino. 59 in Connecticut. Pretty sure it was 8 this time last year.
>>64174102
>it's warm outside when it's usually cold
You're really no better than the conservatives saying "it's cold in April, checkmate Al Gore!".
>>64174085
It's a literal stealth ship. Chinks are freaking out in the South China Sea right now because of it. Also is capable of equipping Lasers and a fucking rail gun according to the Secretary of Defense. We future warfare, Army. Step it up.
>>64174102
Are you sure?
Cause my car is just idling in the driveway, probably going to fill it up again for another twelve hours of idle
But I could shut it off
How come all these sacrificing academy men can afford Ray-Bans?
>>64174119
>a HS team in Texas could beat the 21st ranked team in the country
>>64174101
I'm not in the military and I'm sure you 7 dollars an hour from Burger King really helps.
God bless you crazy gringo fucks and your glorious football.
>>64174146
Mormons
>>64174119
>Texas
>good at any football above the high school level
rofl, no
>>64174102
Earth is actually cooling m8. An el nino year does not a trend make.
>>64174047
West Point's military curriculum is ridiculously heavy and difficult because of the wide variety of missions the Army takes on. Just like Annapolis, the student athletes have to maintain the same academic standards as the rest of the cadets and don't get free passes like players at P5 schools do, so Army players don't focus on the game as much as they do their studies (for good reason, might I add). I do think Army would be better off dropping down to FCS and following the same system as the Ivy (fewer games, shorter season, etc).
>>64174139
Now, I think we've talked about this son.
>>64173964
>IF YOU CRITICIZE US, IT MEANS YOU WANT US TO DISBAND
Jesus Christ you're almost as bad as the fucking cops
4th down. Navy BTFO. This is Army's year.
>>64174164
because they have no way else to spend their money, we never got out unless we snuck out until like our junior (cow) year.
>>64174160
That's fair. This is just an anecdote. But it is also the hottest year so far in recorded history.
>>64174164
Don't they pay them to go to school because its technically service?
>sailor punt coverage
That was the slowest goddamn 50 yard return I've ever seen
we already spend 659 billion on the military
these faggot fucks dont deserve their own football teams
army is actually doing something
>>64174176
Those creepy honkies sure can sing tho
Holy shit that white boy slow as fuck
MY GRACIOUS
ITS ON
>These special teams blockers
These are the people protecting our country? We are FUCKED if we're ever invaded
>>64174139
>not making the other bastard die for theirs
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>>64174164
They're not doing it for free. What do you think they are, janitors?
>Navy special teams
embarrassing
>that slow motion punt return
that nigga slow as fuck. is this for real? that's their return man?
Wtf kind of special teams was that
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>>64174134
>Protect us from people who hate us because we prop up dictators that torture and abuse their families
>Actually believes shit Conservatives spew about muh freedom and principals
>Calls me conservative
Yeah man Iran hates us for no reason. Not because the US government overthrew their democratically elected president because they were going to nationalize their oil, putting the Shah in power which lead to the 79 revolution
PUT YOUR FUCKING COVERS BACK ON AND KEEP THEM THERE YOU BAG OF NASTIES
>TRAINS
Why is that Army punt returner some slow as fuck white boy? Any other team's fastest black boy would have taken that to the house.
>>64174119
>Allen
>Cibolo Steele
>Converse Judson
>Denton Guyer
Am I missing any?
GO ARMY BEAT NAVY
FIRST TO FIGHT AND TO BUILD THE NATION'S MIGHT
AND THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG
>>64174139
Why should I need to die for my country when I can shoot missiles at the enemy from the comfort of my homeland?
Fuck these two has been academies. Air Force Academy is the best.
>>64174235
>taking over an embassy
only sandniggers would do such a thing
HOW WAS THAT NOT A FUCKING TOUCHDOWN? HOLY SHIT, A NIGGA IN A WHEELCHAIR COULD'VE RAN FASTER.
>>64174149
48 and raining here in Southern Arizona
I want off this ride
>>64174037
>Look it up
>Capable of equipping prototype laser banks and the new Naval AHU-1 Railgun
Holy shit we're making America Great Again, lads
>>64174184
So how is Navy's QB taking 6 classes and still a Heisman candidate all-time record holder?
>>64174204
Yeah, they get an allowance once they enter the academy. Academy players are the only NCAA players that get paid
>>64174260
Kill yourself Ice Man
>>64174260
Air Force to big 12 when?
>>64174222
GOT DAMN RITE
>you'll know what to do
>>64174184
Yeah I've always heard the academies have much stricter regulations on their athletes
>>64174260
Why doesn't air force have a football team?
>>64174247
Lake Travis
>all those crushing blocks
>>64174194
This is why I can't take military personal seriously. They believe the protect muh freedom propaganda shit.
>>64174241
Because the black boy was too stupid to make it into West Point.
"Academic standards as strict as Ivy League" isn't a meme, it's a fact.
>>64174273
>laser banks
>>64174221
kek
>>64174279
>ice man
>Air Force
Negative ghostrider
>>64174272
Pfff you got a great winter last year. let us recover after the polar vortex butt fucked all of us six ways to sunday
>fucking based Army-Navy game
>>64174277
They don't get extra pay just for playing football though.
>>64174260
>a service academy turning into basically Liberty University because of all the whacked out Bible thumpers in Colorado Springs
C U C K FORCE
>>64174260
CHAIR FORCE
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stay mad little brother!
>>64174284
they do. people just forget about them because they're in colorado.
>>64174284
They do. It plays in the Mountain West Conference.
>>64174209
Service Academies don't typically get 4 star and 5 star high school recruits. Plus they have maintain a certain level oh physical fitness so they can't focus their physical training in a specific way.
>>64174301
How do you explain the black qb then
>>64174301
>says the school with a black QB
>i.e. both these "Ivy" schools
>>64174004
There's no better looking, or more important city in the country.
>>64174331
>>64174332
well I'll be damned
>>64174273
>Muh navy
Literal Jews gtfo
>>64174276
>Heisman candidate
>>64174281
Never, the AD has said he would never work with Bowlsby and the Commandant has said joining a P5 conference would interfere with the academy's main mission.
Is this the most aesthetic game in college football?
>those player unis
>those student unis
>that stadium
>>64174327
CHAIRFORCE RANGER REPOSTING
POST POG
>>64174262
Sand niggers who were pissed at 30 years of US sanctioned oppression, yes.
So they go towards ultra-nationalistic right wing leaders and now we have the shitty islamic republic
But these guys protect me because the US didn't do nothin'
>These Navy van airbrushing tier helmets
>>64174298
I want college money and to gain traits and experience that only military personnel know. I dunno what the fuck you're talking about, but then again you're a civilian and don't know the military from the inside.
>>64174320
;^)
>36 fumbles
fucking christ army i thought running tje ball was all you did
Who here /AAC/ and supporting Navy
>leads nation in fumbles
>passing
Rude
>>64174333
I understand that. I'm just surprised Army doesn't have a single dude who is better suited to be a punt returner than that lanky white boy.
we /forwardpass/ now
>Edgar Allan Poe
POETRY
O
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Y
>>64174204
>>64174277
>>64174320
~$200 a month for freshman
~$300 a month for sophomores
~$400 a month for juniors
~$500 a month for seniors
>3rd and 20
>completes pass
This is a pee wee circus
>>64174359
Damn that's gorgeous
Army should have all camo uniforms so it's harder for Navy to see them
>>64174376
Make America Great Again
>>64174356
He was on the Heisman shortlist.
>Literally naming your child Edgar Allen Poe
>>64174364
>oppression
Who gives a fuck what subhumans think? Go vote for Sanders you kek.
>>64174391
>"pay"
enlisted fags get more on their first day at basic
don't worry, they'll be fine once they start collecting that Officer pay
>his name is literally edgar allen poe
>stadium full of future rapist
I'd sign up if they were still raping yellow women overseas, but I have no interest in saudi cooch.
>>64174359
It's up there. Not as good as Montana or BYU
Probably the best East of the Rockies
>>64174409
Fun fact he's a Jr. His dad said he had to suffer with the name so his son will.
>>64174359
they're playing in Philadelphia maplebro
... where are the Marines?
Which team represents seamen?
>>64174437
Marines are part of the Navy
>>64174337
>Bell Curve
>Affirmative action
>Getting an appointment from a black congressman
>>64174437
Cleaning the stadium afterward
>>64174427
nah, they're raping the servicewomen now.
>>64174391
>literally forced to live off top ramen
>>64174437
Sucking off Navy's dick to be quite honest family
>>64174399
In all honesty, I was hoping they would roll out in multicam/scorpion uniforms.
>>64174437
where is the Air Force?
and the Coast Guard?
and the Civil Air Patrol ???
>>64174437
Locked in their cages on the ship where they belong
>>64174410
The US was instrumental in pushing the Arabs towards Islamism by undermining Pan-Arabism and supporting Israel (oh and supporting the Saudis, the #1 state sponsor of Sunni puritans)
Your loss, but think of what could have been
>>64174437
in back sucking cock
>>64174458
They have a mess hall with free food.
>>64174437
They don't have time for playing games and shit
>>64174424
exactly, we got paid enough to pay for cell phones, school supplies/uniform items, and to save up for a ticket home. when we were allowed to leave. rooming, food, classes, and training were all paid for.
>>64174458
not necessarily. see explanation above.
>>64174437
Marines are technically under the Department of the Navy. Tell a Marine that to trigger him.
>>64174437
Afghanistan
guise, why doesn't the Defense Logistics Agency have an Academy 2bh?
>>64174410
>Blow up another country
>Why do they hate us?
>>64174469
Civil Air Patrol is part of the Air Force. I would know; I went from CAP to Air Force and only had to attend 3 weeks of basic and started two ranks above the croots
>no qt national guard team that's considered underdog but constantly sits in the top 20 each season
why
Reminder that it was the Navy that finally got Bin Laden
Reminder that this was Afghanistan in the 1970's.
>chaplain
wew lad
GO ARMY BEAT NAVY
Has a pro NFL player ever came from one of these c.uck programs
>>64174487
doe it say Allowance on your pay stub??
cause if so....
>>64174437
Too busy being awesome.
>>64174455
Will soldiers even have the will to fight the enemy anymore or will they just all be raping each other now?
>>64174473
>TFW it's the UK's fault for shitty borders drawing after world war 1
>>64174502
>Blow up
>the US invented the Shah out of thin air
Its hilarious that no one remembers britkeks were responsible for most of the shit in the 50's.
>>64174530
it was a stipend.
>destiny of victory
not
>destiny of being sent out to slaughter
that army guy is delusional
>>64174519
>Le gommunism is good
>>64174519
Not gonna lie. One of the most gorgeous landscapes in the world. Too bad it's turn into a war torn shithole
The fuck was that kick?
>>64174528
Roger Staubach is one of the GOAT QBs
I'm pretty sure he spent his entire time in the Navy playing football tho
>>64174544
how does that get taxed??
>>64174424
It's an allowance and academy cadets don't have a service obligation until their junior year so of course the amount is small
everything wrong with the middle east right now can be traced back to the partition of the ottoman empire
>>64174528
no cause they have to serve lel
>>64174528
I'm assuming you haven't been following the NFL for long.
>>64174542
The US still backed it
>>64174519
Russia's fault for ruining it
LAND DRAGON
More afghan qt's from the 70s
>Navy
>Land dragons
Makes sense
DAMN THE TORPEDOES MUTHAFUCKASSSSSSSS
>Army
Well that's game lol
>>64174564
Fuck off Cenk
Why doesn't NORAD have a team?
>getting your ass handed to you by black tebow
Lmao
damn lol so much for army's year
>Toronto Raptors blowup doll held up by a serviceman
Why?
AND IT'S OVER
ENTIRE ARMY BTFO FOR THE 14TH TIME IN A ROW
>>64174560
we were technically paid by the army like ~$20,000 a year, but they took everything from us to pay for room/board/classes/etc. so that all we'd see is that little stipend each month.
pack it in boys this game is over
>LAND TORPEDOES
>>64174404
Sup Houstonbro, hope you guys beat the semenholes
>>64174602
>There will never be a subterranean dome under Cheyenne mountain
Why
ADRIAN PETERSON'S RECORD ABOUT TO BE BTFO
Does the merchant marine academy have a team?
Why is America's merchant marine so shit?
>>64174458
There's a mess hall
>>64174564
>muh Armenian genocide never happened
N A V Y T O U C H D O W N
MAY THE TEAM WITH BETTER UNIFORMS WIN
>mfw these special teams are really special
why do I get the feeling their special teams are made up of nothing low tier plebs
also, let's get hype for navy kick return white boy and his grandpa speed. if that nigga makes it to the 50 again, I'll buy everyone ITT a game on steam.
>>64174376
>>64174404
Tulsa reporting in
>>64174620
>not even considered income for filing
that's rough
I can see why officers get salty over people considering them Mack Daddys because of the check
they earn that shit in my opinion
>>64174642
Literally not what he said.
The UK decided to put various ethnic tribes in the same countries, thinking nothing bad would happen
Wouldn't it be cheaper to mercy kill every vet who's crippled by an IED instead of building them a house?
>>64174648
So, Army?
>Great Great Granpda fought as an officer for the Confederacy
>both Grandpas fought in WWII, one in the Pacific and the other in the East as an officer
>uncle and Dad went to West Point
Wonder who I'm rooting for?
Go Confederacy!
>>64174648
>that spiked choker on the chick in the middle
I wonder if she listened to Dead Kennedys
>>64174684
Probably desu
>>64174334
He's smart as fuck. 3.3 GPA. Race has nothing to do with it. Your average college football player is dumb as a sack of shit.
>>64174684
It'd also be cheaper to bash your neet head in with a tire iron so you wouldn't be a burden on your parents anymore, but I guess that's not happening
>>64174699
So Ole Miss?
>>64174699
S E C
E
C
>>64174684
But it's cheaper to just ignore them
>>64174642
>>64174601
where are you guys getting armenians from? i'm just saying that britain and france being fucking retarded in drawing up the borders is why the mideast is the way it is
but i suppose if you wanna get really technical you can trace it back to the assassination of archduke ferdinand
this ball is the gayest thing I've ever seen
>>64174535
it's both but it's worth the fun
>>64174715
This
>tfw it's still illegal to murder neets
muh football chip
>86
>>64174664
well now that i'm an O2 i'm living comfortably, but if you were a cadet with a family situation like me, then that stipend was the only way i could get home of have any sort of money i could spend on my own.
can't complain about my paycheck now though.
who /moneyonarmyspread/ here
>>64174731
Or the Ottomans taking Constantinople
>>64174777
What's a roastie?
>>64174790
Was it still 21.5 when you placed your bet?
>dat upside down navy sucks sign
>>64174799
roast beef vag
>>64174777
>>64174799
was wondering this too
>>64174699
cool heritage, bro
>>64174541
This too
A lot of things at play, the Middle East is a mess
>tfw no more Ottoman Empire
Fuck that navy corner is shit
>you will never be back in Iraq with your old unit, killing hajjis and blowing shit up
The real world sucks, should have re enlisted.
>>64174801
>neet
>fucking anything with a vagina
Losing team gets deployed to Syria
is it happening lads? is army gonna touch it down in the endzone?
>>64174787
yeah I bet
what sort of place and work do you do now?
as a rare Silver Butter Bar
>they were rare in the AF
>used to call them Unicorns
>>64174777
>>64174801
>implying I don't love what I do
>commentators refusing to call him Edgar Allan Poe now
No Fun League
>>64174787
holy shit you flaming faggot i want to unsubscribe from your shitty blog. shouldnt you be watching this game with friends SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>64174834
Can you go back in?
>>64174847
yes
WE GOT A BALLGAME
Folks, we got us a ball game.
oh boy we got a game
WE GOT A GAME BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CBHrzWPQpc
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ARMIJA
ARMY
R
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Y
>a game with no defense
guys I was told that army sucks
>>64174799
Something virgins made up to make themselves feel better about never having sex
>An "Its an actual game" game
oh, okay.
Haha they're going nuts. Love it. Go Army!
>>64174862
AYYYYY LET'S GO
>navy
>>64174852
well this isn't the the nfl so you are pretty stupid
>>64174863
>>64174868
>>64174869
>wegotagamemind
>>64174801
God I wish I could see the neckbeard faggot who made this picture.
>>64174857
Even if I could, my career would be ruined from all the missed time, and there's not enough war nowadays anyway. I probably wouldn't even get to deploy and get stuck doing stupid shit in garrison.
tfw whenever Army fires the cannon it frightens your dog
>Army leading Navy
What's Navy's punishment post-game for fucking this up?
>>64174849
field artillery platoon leader right now, not a bad job at all imo.
man I sure do love having military commercials shoved down my throat every year each time I watch this
>POG
yeah, I'm really upset about getting to retire with a functioning penis and all my fingers and toes
>>64174930
swabbing the poop deck tbqh
>>64174885
>implying it doesn't exist and doesn't look gross
my ex had a bit of a roastie and boy did I not appreciate it
>>64174834
>ywn be back in the gunners seat of your Abrams gunning down dirkas with the coax while throwing can rounds like candy
I miss my tank
>>64174944
>>>r/libertarian
>>64174944
How is it different than any NFL game you retarded twat
>>64174923
>tfw whenever Army fires the cannon it frightens your vet grandpa
>>64174930
watching straight porn
>>64174917
FAGGOT
>>64174944
you're right
we need more commercials with blacks driving expensive cars and living in upscale neighborhoods
WHAT A CATCH
>all these missed tackles
>these are the people in charge of aiming million dollar devices
Interference and caught the ball. What a play.
If you are in the military, you better vote for Bernie Sanders.
That wasn't interference, but still a good catch. Impressed with both teams' passing games so far.
>>64174937
fun
if you'd like any advice from an old salty retired fuck, get into the shit w/ your maintenance people
get your hands dirty and learn about your equipment, it'll endear you to your people and you'll feel more confident/competent w/ your unit
I dunno if that's an Army issue, bu the AF was filled w/ prima donnas, only had one officer in ten year come to build bombs w/ me and my crew
>>64174944
>Complaining about military commercials during the ARMY and NAVY game
What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
>Dat Nose Tackle quickness
Damn son
>>64175008
Especially >muh healthcare guy ITT
>>64175008
I'm a vet and I'm voting for him
this is a good game so far desu senpai.
OH SHIT WAVE RIDER MENTIONED BY THE ANNOUNCERS
>>64175019
Dipshit was probably getting the Vaseline ready for the new assassins creed trailer
REFBALL
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L
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HI THIS IS ANOTHER OBVIOUS BAIT POST
BE FUCKING RETARDED AND RESPOND TO IT YOU FAGGOTS
>>64174944
As opposed to the deluge of ads for shitty beer, insurance, and department stores?
Football is riddled with long, useless, ad breaks, no matter what.
Why is the Navy full of fags? Even the Village People made a song for them.
>>64175019
Not enough Air Force commercials
JOHN CENA
C E N A
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>>64174990
At least you don't have to deal with Mark Messier shilling for a phone company, or McDonald's trying to stir up patriotism cause WE SUPPORT DA YOUF AND FARMERS OF CANADA
>>64175045
you got it famalam!
That Navy punter is actually good
>>64175017
duly noted. i'm out there digging spades and helping with howitzer emplacement with my guys whenever we go out to the field. i've done manual labor my entire life before the army and it's a habit i can't quit. the gunline is a hell of a lot more fun than sitting with the BC listening to him drone on about all the stuff he's done.
>tfw you want reynolds to set the new record but also want army to win
if army doean't score on thia drive om leaving to do sprints
>>64175038
>Wonderful Terrific Mounds II
ROFL
>>64175045
(You)
Why is the US military inferior to the Chinese and the Russians?
>Coffin corner punting
Truly a more elegant weapon from a more civilized age.
>>64175038
>wonderful terrific monds II
>>64175051
It gets lonely on those ships
A man's got needs
>>64175088
It could be pretty good bait, but it's very undercooked.
>Wave Ryder for the Navy
>Edgar Allan Poe for the Army
What is it with the meme names on these teams?
Navy should donate their helmets to Syrian refugees after this game for charity
>>64175101
>>64175079
his dad was also a football player, people here are probably too young to remember though
>>64175121
There's another guy on Army named Thomas Jefferson
>Army with 3x turnovers than Navy
>No secondary
>No WRs
>Somehow still ahead of Navy
The fuck is going on today?
funposting has slowed down
>>64175154
it's lunchtime
>>64175138
That's pretty fucking neat t.b.h.
I remember playing NCAA 14 and being the head coach of Army and recruiting dudes out of Canada just for keks
who /rootingforlincolnfinancialfield/ here?
>Information Warfare Officer
I don't like the sound of that
>>64175186
>c ucknada
I doubt people that good looking are in the navy
>>64175074
righteous
I love fire power
air shows.. watching the A-10 in action never gets old.. got to see the MOAB test at Eglin way back in the day, that gave me a whole new appreciation for ammo
Howitzers make me go all tingly inside
>Keenan Reynolds
>Information Warfare Officer
FUCKING PUSSY ASS POG
Holla if you got USAA insurance
13% interest in my credit card feels fabulous man
>>64175186
I like your style. How bout recruiting exclusively Athletes instead?
>>64175027
This,I'll Sanders or Webb
Unless Trump goes Independent then I'll take his vote
>>64175219
by people i assume you mean girls
plenty of studs in the navy :3
>marrying a woman in the military
>>64175238
>webb
>>64175248
>marrying a woman
Fun Fact: The captain of that ship on the helmets is named James Kirk.
>>64175248
They're bro as fuck but most are total whores.
>>64175237
Gonna have to try that
I also liked how it would let you recruit 300+ lb linemen when they're supposed to be soldiers
>>64175248
>Dependasaraus
I know a guy who's wife got super fat after she separated for her pregnancy, miscarried and then went nuts and tried to hire a hit man to kill him
poor dude ;_:
>open thread hoping to hear talk about Navy vs Army
>HURRRRR DURRRRRR MARINES R BETTER
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
>>64175278
neat that hadnt been posted several times in this thread already
>>64175238
>that moment in the 1st Democratic Party debates when Webb & Sanders offered their mutual respect for each other despite their different positions on Vietnam
Best broship in the presidential race
>>64175227
i'm JFO certified as well, got to play with some neat toys thus far. fucking fun shit.
>Better than teboq
TEBOW BTFO
this is shittier and gay than mexican college football
>>64175384
they have mexican college football?
>>64175384
They have college in Mexico?
The reason all the service academies run the option offense is because their players have to meet physical fitness tests that require them to not be fat and so their lineman arent big enough to do anything except cut block.
>>64175425
It's called ONEFA with leagues from kids to college and CONADEIP richfags only
>>64175475
I'm not sure if we still have a mehxico
>>64175425
Yes. They're not good
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_Bowl
>>64176461
In that list, they beat 2 JUCOs and 4 universities, which isn't all that bad for a sport nobody in that country cares about
