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ANA:Nate Thompson will have hearing on Monday
PIT:Penguins make Mike Sullivan their new coach
PIT:Penguins fire coach Mike Johnston
TB:Tyler Johnson will not play Saturday night
PHI:Coach says Steve Mason is still number 1
EDM:Teddy Purcell has another big game Friday
TOR:Jonathan Bernier sparkles once again in AHL
CHI:Patrick Kane extends point streak to 25 games
LA:Jonathan Quick wins sixth straight start
NJ:Kyle Palmieri has two points in OT win
ARI:Martin Hanzal (LBI) will miss two more games
SJ:Logan Couture has surgery to repair artery
>news
fuck off
>>64171371
Just use Rotoworld.
>Jonathan Bernier
Kek, too good for the AHL but not good enough for the NHL, maybe he could have success in Europe?
>>64171274
newfag. its rotoworld
>>64171478
He'll come back, get hot, knock Reimer off his game, fuck his head again, then Bernier will cool off, both goalies will be wrecked and the Leafs will slide into last only to trade one of them to the Hurricanes.
>wake up to phone ringing
>who the fuck would call so- oh its 1pm
>johnston is fired
thank fucking god. guy boucher when
>Tyler Johnson hurt again
why's he being such a pussy this year?
>>64171580
why the fuck they would build a team of all star talent with an all star coach only to hire some average no-name coach when he's kicked off is beyond me
>auspic
I just realized, Jared Staal is in the ECHL. kek.
>>64171444
>>64171520
Thanks friends
>>64171694
>rags
Too fucking funny
>>64171721
I thought the ducks losing to the canes was funny too
>>64171691
it was all worth it to them for this picture
>>64171741
not as memey though, but yes, still funny.
>>64171625
>mike johnston is a good coach
>>64171804
I was talking about Bylsma
>>64171694
>>64171823
Get a job and pay your debts feta-fag
>rags
Your guys' thoughts on McDavid?
>>64171821
oh I thought it was established that ray shero is a dumb ass and bylsma got blamed
>>64171744
I wonder if there are Staal brothers numbered 14-17
>>64171875
>ray shero is a dumb ass
isn't that the Devils GM?
>>64171938
I 'm watching yesterday's highlights and the first five goals were ugly.
>>64171990
yes he is now. enjoy your MUH GRIT players and no draft picks once the team starts to be good
haxball or golf when
This Panthers/Bruins game is exactly why the Panthers won't make the playoffs with this team. This is their most important game of their year so far and they're barely doing anything.
>>64172177
>tfw you get banned for haxball threads now
Why did the other thread get deleted?
>>64172456
what other thread
It's amazing how management changes can turn a franchise around. I haven't felt true optimism around this team since they made the deal for Pronger and Peca after the lockout. I pegged them for 30-35 wins this year, but if they do exceed that and actually make the playoffs, I hope it's due to their true capabilities, and not smoke and mirrors, al a the avs and flams.
>>64172675
The one created by Armenia at like 11 last night. It was only at like 50 posts.
>>64172730
kek I have him filtered I never saw it. seeing as how the actual thread just hit bump limit and this one was made it was deleted because he made it ridiculously early specifically trying to be a raging faggot. you shouldn't post in threads made by raging faggots
>>64172689
Draisaitl is looking great. Once McDavid comes back, I can only imagine what will happen for the oilers. Also, Hall seems like a douche.
What's a 4 letter word for shit?
>>64172730
Never saw it. I have both him and Greece filtered because they shitpost 100% of the time desu.
>>64172808
I used to think the same thing. But watching his interviews of late, he seems to have a humility to him. For instance, admitting that Drai is the reason for his breakout.
>rags
>>64172901
> is a letter you stupid faggot
>>64172901
>rags
>>64172901
>poop
>crap
>dung
>rags
>dump
Do you think Austin Matthews mom gives him handjob before each game?
>>64172808
Hall was a douche no lie but now he grew up and stopped starting the night with a round Jagerbombs at Knoxvilles
>>64173222
You need all the testosterone you can get dumbass
>>64173247
This. He was finally held accountable by a competent management team, now he is looking like a lock for Team Canada and a potential Hart nominee.
is this our year
>>64171744
>two J stalls
desu it should be JE staal and JA stall
>>64173405
As long as the Oilers keep kicking the shit out of your opponents before sending them down highway 2, maybe.
Having a fluke season is a GM's worst nightmare. What's real? What's fluke?
>Dat goal differential
>Dat Hamilton signing
>Dat goaltending
>Dat meme coach
I'll be in the saddledome drinking your tears on the 27th.
When do the playoffs start?
I need to know when I can start watching hackey again and post here more often
>>64173569
>this niggers back
back in the filter goes new zealand
>>64172151
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64173569
Notice me big stronk kiwi
>>64173405
No, 1989 is your year, and will ALWAYS be your only year.
>>64173556
Hartley's been a coach since '12, Hamilton is getting there and the goal differential+goaltending is the same problem when they've got around league-average scoring.
Outside of Ottawa, you need that .920%+ average goaltending night in, night out just to make it in the league.
Although, it's the fucking Pacific division. They're still in the playoff race.
>>64173343
the 50s called, they want their training techniques back.
>>64173569
April
Tune in February for the trade deadline though
>>64173873
germany called, they want their loans back
>>64173616
the only person worth filteringis grease
>>64173985
armenia and basically every tripfag are too
>>64173405
Shut the fuck up Big Sky
> Ducks BTFO by Canes
> In Arizona tonite
Predictions or waifus guys?
>>64174170
I predict that neither franchise will have any fans.
>>64173946
LMAO FUCKIN KIWI
>>64174170
max domi will outscore both staals
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>>64174448
you are now thinking of pacman
>>64174448
>rags
>>64174448
>rags
>bustk0v is on pace for 36 points
Is proscout ready to admit he is a bust yet?
Inch anum es, aras?
Will the Kings continue the win streak?
>>64171412
>Mom knows best
Is that a porn series?
>>64174448
it's nice to see someone using my OC :^)
>>64174231
Did you see the yotes game last night? The seats were almost completely filled
daily reminder that, with both laff AHL goalies called up, the Toronto Marlies had to sign their Zamboni driver to back up b34n13r
You can't make this shit up
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?A+zamboni+driver+was+the+Toronto+Marlies+backup+goalie+Friday+night+in+Rochester&id=567301
>laffs
>post yfw Don "The Absolute Madman" Sweeney is going to will the Boston Bruins into the playoff spot, in a good seeding to
Bruins in 3rd now m8s :^)
>>64175047
Almost a shame he traded lucic. He is playing really well now. Doesn't even act like a goon
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64175102
this
>>64175153
le upboat!
>>64175102
>tfw I hope so but I also think they might get flim flamed tonight
>>64175102
>rags
>lundqvis7
>>64175102
>rags
>lundpads winning anything unrelated to the regular season
>le no future never win the cup team
>>64175047
>>64175168
neither of you retards know how to greentext
>>64175231
>mad at greentext
>>64174914
Who wouldn't show up to this game?
First 5k got this mini locker of the GOAT YOTE
>Tokarski in net again tonight
we're in for a fifth straight loss boys
>>64175231
my face when
>you're
mad
at
>meme arrows
>>64173070
lol
>>64175231
>mfw he can't triforce
>>64171412
Would you aauston's mom
>>64171938
where is marc staal going to go you guys?
what are we to get??
go.
>>64175273
>vermette
REEEE FUCK VERMETTE
>>64171938
stillbirths ;_;
>>64172689
>not posting the version of the picture that includes brett burns on his knees looking like an isis decapitation victim
>>64175339
>traded at the deadline last year
>wins cup
>comes back to Yotes as a free agent
he is awesome
he's been struggling this year but he is still my favourite yote.
>>64173247
Hall has come so fucking far. He is always rallying his boys, chatting with tmac, thinking up cute plays with reichsaitl.
He's a fucking leader now. He deserves the C.
>>64174448
DARNELL NURSE PUT LUNDPADS ON SUICIDE WATCH, CULTURALLY ENRICHED HIS SWEDISH FIVEHOLE.
>rags
BTFO
SNOW_SMUKMAN HAS SPOKEN
>>64175464
>People without hockey IQ thinking the game was about anything else than a duel of swedish goatendingGOATS
Everyone else but Lundqvist and Nilsson were irrelevant. You need swedish goaltending to beat swedish goaltending
>>64175293
Could be worse, could be Bernier.
>>64175590
Price beat Swedish goaltending pretty easily
In fact, I think he got a shut out.
>>64175590
>Swedish goaltending
>12 goals scored
I'll stick with Canadian or Finnish goaltenders tyvm
>>64174994
At least they didn't trade both starting goalies for peanuts lel
>>64175634
>Price
In fact where is Price now?
Where is he?
How many cups have he won for a canadian team the last decades?
>>64175651
0 or 100 goals are irrelevant. Swedish goaltending won where other goaltending would have fallen short
>>64175678
>thinking schnieder or lui are worth more than peanuts
>>64175590
>duel of swedish goaltending GOATS
>final score was 5-7
makes sense
>>64175718
You're right a concussed broken methhead is way better :^)
>>64175590
desu both goalies got blown out. not a ringing endorsement for le swedish goaltending meme.
wait you're that kek who said that swedes actually invented finnish goaltending, aren't you?
Maybe in 5 or 6 years Abdul Muhammad Samuelsson will be the Swedish goalie the NHL deserves, inshallah.
>>64175701
Sitting at home watching lundpads get rocked by edmonton with his gold medal hanging around his neck
>>64175091
And the Kings are delighted by this.
Though being in Boston might have been the problem. A change of scenery can work wonders see: Carter and Gaborik.
That or Dean Lombardi is a fuckin wizard.
>>64175736
Bo?
>>64175780
cheech is still a goon but there are douchier players on the kongs that he doesn't stand out as much.
>>64175397
I absolutely love that about the NHL that they can do things like this. Like when the Wild picked up that guy from Buffalo because his daughter wanted her dad to be nearby and have a chance at the playoffs.
>>64175811
nolan on the kongs pushed a rookie ref last night and should have been kicked out of the game but the rookie ref was too scared
>>64175719
>>64175749
>>64175763
>Literally mad at swedish goaltending
Thought HFboards were autistic.
>>64173405
Your year for first overall pick?
>>64175811
I'll give you Brown of course but who else ont the Kings would you call a goon?
And even Brown has knocked it off the last year or so (along with any skill at all, fucking waste of cap space).
>>64175851
Nolan needs to lay off the firewater before games.
It's not like he has a good leader to follow because Duthtin Bown is the worst captain in the league, only Phaneuf gives him a run for his money.
>>64175858
>cutting your dick off and shitting yourself
>ITS JUST BANTS MATE
:))))
>>64175884
What about Nolan?
>>64175858
>tries to say Swedish goaltending is elite
>gets btfo
>y-you're autistic!
>>64175828
E
D
D
I
T
>>64175102
They'll meet the Kings again and get btfod
>Eastern conference ever winning again ever
>>64175858
>being Swedish
>>64175893
>worst captain in the league
>has two rings
wew lad
>>64175884
mcnabb is a pretty big fag. slashed malkin across the back of the knee real hard last night. malkin got up and punched him in the face twice kek
>>64175590
>Lundshit was so bad that they put in a Finnish Netminder
>Finnish goaltending
>>64175102
you just lo and behold it with your own eyes... the rangers are going to lose to the flimflams 4-2.
>>64175957
>two rings that he was a passenger for
Doughty Carter and Koptiar and Quick for the first one
Brown sucks dick
>>64175905
>>64175915
>>64175923
>>64175972
>Autistic anglos can't detect banter even if it's right in their faces
No wonder Britain cut the ties
>>64175914
Nolan's a dumbass. But I wouldn't really call him a goon.
>>64175957
The last two years he's been fuckin shit. And I say that as a Kings fan. I don't care what he brings to the locker room. His on ice production is almost 0.
>>64175969
I think that was Carter, and it was barely a tap. Malkin acted like he'd been fuckin shot.
>>64175989
faggot you pushed for it too hard yesterday and ruined it. now youre pushing for it today with the same pictures as always
>>64175989
>Having shit opinions and watching a shit show
kill yourself my man
>>64176022
>being from Sweden
>thinking swedes are competent at hockey
Easy there soft serve
>>64176024
it was mcnabb he always fights malkin and it was the third cheapshot he took on him all game. I've never seen malkin dive either
>>64176024
malkin's performance on that carter 'slash' was fifa tier.
>>64175969
that was carter you faggot.
malkin is a fucking pussy ass diver and deserves everything that comes to him
>>64176024
Nolan is an ass hair away from being a goon, f am
>>64176022
>Get out bantered
>Get mad
>>64176022
>i-i-it was just banter
Back to your c uckshed, sven
>>64176089
>While with the Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds as a nineteen-year-old, Nolan was involved in an altercation with R.J. Mahalak of the Plymouth Whalers in March, 2009. In an unprovoked attack,[4] Nolan punched Mahalak twice in the face, giving him a concussion as he fell to the ice and struck his head. As a result, Nolan received a 20-game suspension by the OHL.[4] "They believed it was vicious enough for a 20-game suspension and they felt it was fortunate the player (Mahalak) wasn't hurt more severely", said Greyhounds' general manager Dave Torrie.[4] "(But) that was one of the scariest things I've ever seen. He (Nolan) went after a player who wasn't going to fight. You have to pay consequences," said Whalers' head coach and general manager Mike Vellucci of the incident.[4]
>In the NHL, Nolan has faced disciplinary action from the league on multiple occasions. On March 24, 2013, Nolan was fined $1,436.94 by the league for a cross-check to the head of Vancouver Canucks' forward Henrik Sedin. The fine was the maximum allowed under the league's Collective Bargaining Agreement.[5]
In a game against the Edmonton Oilers on March 9, 2014, Nolan sucker punched unsuspecting Oilers' forward Jesse Joensuu after a scrum near the end of the second period. At the time of the punch, Joensuu's hands were being held by a linesman.[6] Nolan was assessed a double-minor for the incident and was scheduled for a disciplinary hearing with NHL Director of Player Safety Brendan Shanahan the following day.[7] On March 10, the NHL announced a one-game suspension for Nolan as a result of the incident.
only a mexican would think you can do these things and not be considered a goon
>>64176009
canakeks are just mad they'll never know what it's like to win a cup lmao
>pic related
>only american born player to lift 2 cups
>>64176051
>>64176136
>>64176152
>This level of autistic damagecontrol from historyless, cultureless anglo NEETS after getting destoyed by a successful businessman like myself
>swedin throwing shit in an autistic rage
looks like the Arabs broke them
>>64176228
>>64176176
just playing some good west coast hockey you pussy.
let me guess, you want fighting gone from the nhl too?
>you now realize Tuukka is elite again
>>64176228
>only american born player to lift 2 cups
>americaitlyn hockey """"""""""""""knowledge"""""""""""""
how embarrasing
>>64176277
woah, he missed a check. what are you trying to say?
>b...but he almost hit him bad but he didn't actually hit him
perhaps your looking for the >>/soccer/ thread?
>>64176228
>only American born player to lift two cups
??????????????????????????????
Alexander Semin
>>64176342
meant captain
Just learned that noted hfboards mod Parabola has passed away.
Ribs in piece my man.
One of the few mods I never had a beef with.
>>64176348
nope he didnt miss he got him dirty like he always does
>>64176067
>thing's people who didn't watch the game say for 600, Alex
>>64176348
that is a penalty, Jose
>this kings beaner getting absolutely REKT
>there could have been a Malkin-Carter fight
>Refs had to cockblock us instead
why fucking why
alright guys, time to be honest.
What do we do about our little "canadian problem"?
Im in favor of reporting them to hiro for permanent ban from the board.
I believe he would agree with me. What do we think, Ameribros? Swedes and Binland may also chime in.
>>64176428
yeah, maybe a trip if anything.
dam i got REKT btfo
>>64176428
he went for the rare knee on knee and elbow to the head combo there. he usually just tries one in each hit
>>64176498
I think you need to leave.
>>64176546
Excuse me, you are not part of this discussion, refrain from speaking to me please.
>Cankekia
>>64176498
>mfw this guy and people like him are the only people who can post on /hoc/
>>64176519
http://www.usahockeyrulebook.com/page/show/1084681-rule-628-kneeing
Get back to the taco truck you smelly casual
>>64176498
fuck off spic
>>64176615
God damn the south is so insecure
>>64176615
>being closeted
no wonder so many americans are on suicide watch
>>64176620
Again, you arent part of this conversation so stop responding to me
>>64176620
I don't get why people are upset with this Rangers fan. He's just your typical Rangers fan who doesn't quite understand all of the rules, but still wants to go to a game to enjoy himself.
>>64176682
>yfw you are that rangers fan
Lmao stfu retard
>>64176657
yeah
Reminds me of that pornhub survey thing where the "racist" south was literally obsessed with BBC on white girl porn.
top kek
>>64176679
>Being a faggot
no homos allowed in hockey retard
>>64176498
>canadumbs
>>64176712
That might actually be true because the South has the largest population of blacks, actually.
But ya still you got a point about them being keks too.
>>64176543
Wrong. Shane Doan even said he had a bruise on his upper thigh.
Roszival just got btfo plain and simple
>>64176741
tbqh if you really want to hurt our feelings just ignore us like most Americans do
the fact that you even know that Canada exists is a victory to us
TEENAGE HOCKEY SOON
>>64176818
Dont talk to me
>>64176741
>yo momma jokes
>rekt
>>64176839
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64176839
Sending the arab team this year as well?
>2015
>being a Canakek
>not being capable of beating Americans at your own sport
Why are Canakeks so pathetic?
>>64176851
>he's still mad
Lol
>>64176373
>>64176300
who are you?
1. Gallagher
2. Marchand
3. Roussel
4. Shaw
5. Burrows
>rags
>>64171412
> tfw 13 game point streak
>>64176889
Not as mad as your mom when I stopped visiting.
>>64176839
we're gonna rape division I
>>64176973
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64176973
BTFO
>>64176973
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64176973
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64176973
Well meme'd, canakek, well meme'd.
>>64176973
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>64177186
>being this bored
>>64176839
post Jagr
>>64177235
Mclavicle isn't on the roster tho
Is there a better rivalry/friendship on /sp/ than Canada/America?
>>64177316
sweden finland
>tfw we ..... might be good?
>>64176973
jokes on you I have two dads
>>64177316
stop sucking your own dick faggot nobody likes you
![smellMyNuts[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lnY5Ajo.jpg "smellMyNuts[1].jpg")
>>64177386
Fuck you retard.
>yfw >rags
>>64177289
He will get slaughtered once they get to NHL
>>64177338
This Tbh
Will Mike Sullivan actually be much of an upgrade over Johnston? Crosby and Malkin don't have much time left
>>64177316
>Two counties that came about hundreds of years after real rivalties were born
Kek
>>64177493
>Little Somalia
>Relevant to the world
loving
every
laugh
Raffi Torres
>>64177507
The fact that America has had 0 importance to world history should make you cry instead
>>64177464
well he spent time in wilkes barre so he's pretty much guaranteed to be good. also he's young.
>4 of the 5 youngest coaches in the league coached in wilkes barre
>5 current nhl coaches went through wilkes barre
basically its a confirmed stan lee bowl win
>>64177538
>Muh world history
We run the modern world which matters retard :^)
>He didn't even kek england
>finland
>>64177538
please stop talking to that retard. he's the one that cant stop trying to start us/canada fights and wants us to raid other generals everyday. he's an embarrassment
>Swedes
Why is the best player in the NHL right now a Germ?
>>64177549
If you think america is keking England by being run by english aristocrat jews who managed to create a private central banking system that shat on your constitution, go ahead.
>>64177575
Top fucking Kek
>>64177632
Kane is German?
>>64177364
Oilnigger here.
we are literally short an entire scoring line right now. McMeme/Pouliot/Yak
We have gotten a 5 game streak without em. When they're back we're going to have three excellent scoring pairs (if rnh can get his shit togehter)
hall-drai-purcell (especially now that purcell is getting involved in the drai/hall plays)
yak-meme-pouliot
korpi-rnh-smuk
hendo-test tube-pak
We'll basically have three lines of top 6 forwards, or damn close to it.
Test
>>64177632
A microorganism is the best player in the NHL?
Says more about Canada not being able to produce a better player than that considering it's your only sport and 1 - 8 Honduras.
We swedes don't even care about hockey
>>64177769
Then why are you posting here?
>>64177746
Rape docks him a few points.
>>64177753
I really wish we could be healthy....
>>64177753
Habsbro here, pls gibe one of your centers.
People were saying Drai would go back to wing once McMeme came back but I don't think that's the case anymore.
>>64177797
Nice mcdavids
>>64177769
all Canada produces is forwards
their d-men and goalies are craaaaap
>Klefbom is kill
Streak is in serious jeopardy lads
>>64177797
Considering how 90% of American/Canadian posts consists of:
>GreenMonkie.jpg
And
>Lmao llook at that fucking monkie xD
Why do you care?
>>64177861
Their goalies and D-men are crap compared to whom? Only Finland even comes close to rivaling Canadian goaltending, but they're severely disadvantaged when it comes to quantity.
As for defense, Subban isn't even a top-6 defender on the Canadian national team, so that should tell you all you need to know about our nation's back-end skill.
>>64177869
Considering we're in Boston next I wasn't thinking we'd win anyway.
>>64177901
So help the conversation. :)
>>64177933
Losing the #1 even strength defender has got to hurt their chances
>>64177797
also christ did you see klef last night, he played two way d like a fucking madman. shame he broke his finger. Notice that after he was gone the rags were camped out in our zone putting a ton of pressure on net (they caught up in shots on net ffs).
Also I hope someone scraps marchand on monday. I hate the man, I love his talent, but he can eat a dick. Maybe Nurse will chirp him up.
>>64177831
iirc mr reichside didn't do so well on faceoffs last night but ordinarily he's been solid.
I don't think he's going to be a franchise player, being in mcmeme's shadow, but they might put him as 2c.
>>64177930
>Only Finland even comes close to rivaling Canadian goaltending
Canadians actually believe this.
So are we a bit concerned that the AHL leading scorer is going to hurt Team Canada?
Nylander might just be the best player in the tournament and absolutely dominated when he played players his own age this year in the rookie tournament games ...
What a year at the WJC! Kap, Nylander, Marner ... incredible ... who do you root for in Finland v Sweden? Or Sweden v USA?
>Rags
>>64177861
>keith
>weber
>doughty
scrubs
Is... is Nolan not going to be suspended?
Huh.
>>64178075
Bishop and Quick are literally the best goaltenders your nation has to offer and both are inconsistent af tbqh family. Are you seriously going to try to tell me they're better than Price, Holtby, or even prime Luongo? Fleury having an excellent season as well.
>>64178025
God we can't even win without losing something.
Our entire second line is gone and now Klefbom is too...
>>64177364
Yes. Who would've thunk that all they needed was a coach FFS.
>>64178085
Are you a Laffs fan now? Jumping ship on the Red Wings already?
>>64178085
>the four years ago of Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E78RUXFv3fU
>>64178147
Well, and a GM who isn't braindead.
