When a brit wants to follow an American sport or team:
>"hey m8 I like the Yankees care to teach me about baseball?"
>"yeah of course. It's a good sport and I'd love to help you enjoy it!"
When an American wants to follow soccer or a soccer club:
>"I think I want to support Arsenal. I'm just a fan of how they play"
>"U FUCKIN WOT M8 FUCK OFF YE DAMN YANK. YER NOT EVEN FROM LONDON YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SUPPORT THEM GUNNERS U FUCKIN TWAT ONLY PUREBLOOD ENGLISHMEN THAT CAN PROVE AT LEAST 5 GENERATIONS OF THEIR FAMILY COME FROM LONDON CAN SUPPORT THEM FUCKIN HELL M8"
You know it's true. Also, inb4 "hurr durr it's football ye daft cunt"
>>64170558
Fuck off you septic cunt
>>64170558
its their nature
>English people can quietly and respectfully enjoy other sports
>Amerishits spoil everything with their obnoxious behaviour, know it all attitude and general faggotry
>>64170558
>can't handle the banter
>being nice to yuros
Git out
>>64170678
Full of shit. If I so much as mention soccer to a brit I'm told I don't know shit, I'm a plastic, etc etc.
Meanwhile literally every time a brit wants to watch an American sport we are more than accomodating
>>64170678
>English "people"
>quiet
>respectful
Pick 0 m80
>>64170750
Sounds like you're the one that can't handle it
>>64170811
Gommie
>>64170917
You really can't win
>>64171000
>You really can't win
This kills the Americunt
Cry about it on 4chan why don'tcha
>>64171062
Epic may may bro ecks dee
BTFO
>>64171112
>1-0
>btfo
>>64171062
Whereas Bongs are used to not winning, especially at soccer
>>64170558
Because football clubs are community institutions supported by local fans.
American sports franchises are corporate enterprises.
>>64170558
Suck it m8. Our sport is actually good.
>>64170767
>2015
>being a filthy americunt plastic casual
Take a dive bruv.
>>64170678
Fuck out of here Britbong, when you have criminal organizations based around football clubs, it's pretty clear that you can't enjoy sports quietly and respectfully.
>>64171204
Yeah really community institutions with millions invested in them. And Americans can't possibly have ties to their sports teams because, well, uh...they're Americans!
It's a lose lose though. If an American supports a soccer club abroad they're just a dumb glory seeker. If they support a "local" club (which many people don't have clubs even within 100 miles from them) then it's "lol MLS is dumb."
>>64170603
>>64170678
>>64170750
>Being mad that you know your league isnt even the best on the continent
>Inb4 you think I like the MLS
Brits are always mad and insecure because they are trapped on a tiny island. Take it easy on them.
>>64170558
Follow whomever you want, OP. Seriously. That's your answer. Stop giving a fuck about what other people think. That's your problem.
Don't let other people convince you they're "better" fans than you are.
It's a fucking game for kids.
Get a life.
Fuck off.
>>64171204
I wanna get into soccer. Should I support Chevrolet or Fly Emirates?
>>64171204
>literally 22 advertisements running on a field
>arselel
>>64170558
>implying a straight European would ever give a shit about boreball
>>64171204
>community institutions
>league overrun with haji and russian mob money
>90% of the players are foreign
that's called the ymca, m8
>>64170917
>different euro posters have different opinions
>collate them into one person
this pic always triggers me because it's so stupid
LMAO at all these Americans caring what Brits think.
America rules the globe, Britain hasn't been relevant since we keked them after WWII. They watch our shows and movies and listen to our music on a daily basis. In fact, that whole island is going to watch one of our many creations, Star Wars, in a week. Best part is they say America has no culture! They are the worst kind of c.uck
>>64171532
>They watch our shows and movies and listen to our music on a daily basis
This is what amerifags actually believe.
>>64171532
America is one of our many creations. In fact, your whole island speaks the language that we leant you because you're too stupid to make your own, your post was in our language. You lot are the worst kind of çuck
>>64172214
Are you in Turkey using a proxy?
>>64170558
if an american wants to follow soccer he's probably a hipster faggot and deserves all the shit he gets
>getting mad at words on an imageboard
some people are sperg as fuck rofl
>>64171532
>Star Wars,
That movie filmed in the UK and filled with British actors? Even your greatest exports are our work, lol.
>>64172642
>he thinks Star Wars is British
>>64170558
I do feel guilty about it
But the dynamic is we have the charisma and banter, you have the wealth
Imagine Star Wars being filmed in Alabama with American actors backed up by British money; it would not work
Sometimes you have to defer to the British even if they are obnoxious
I listen to a US Tottenham podcast and it's funny when they make fun of English football fans bringing protest banner bedsheets to matches
>>64172724
Point is, you can't do anything without us, and Brits have keked you out of hollywood to the point of hilarity. It's pretty sad when all your American superheroes are played by Brits these days. I guess Americans just aren't alpha enough anymore.
>>64172642
>American director
>American producers
>best and most iconic characters American
>>64172863
Sorry but capeshit is not real film. That is for plebs and faggots like you
>>64172913
But America only makes plebshit and toilet culture, and you're not even good at that, evidently.
>>64173009
name one good British movie
Most classics and nearly every major blockbuster is Hollywood
They're just jealous we already have so many sports to enjoy. And at the highest level of play in the world
>>64172913
Calm the fuck down, Bruce.
>>64173046
You mean all those major blockbusters filled with British actors and directed by Brits? How does a tiny island manage to kek you out of your own movie industry?
>>64173046
Why do Yanks always feel the need to woefully copy our shows?
Quite flattering actually
>>64173141
those are only pleb shows, problem is Brits can't make anything as quality as HBO programming
>>64173090
British directors are shit, your actors are alright but they need Americans to put them in good productions so they get the hell off your rainy shithole island
Britburqas are just eternally bootyblasted.
>>64173141
>Americans copying Brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz8FvrZB3Gg
>>64170767
American sports are by nature plastic. It doesn't matter who you fucking support
>>64173208
>no argument other than "p-plebs!"
Please tell us how cultured and worldly you are, mr shitposter on an anime imageboard. Most Americans wouldn't know good cinema if it crawled up their arse and put up curtains. The only thing america does decently is pleb shit. Embrace it.
>>64173208
>HBO's flagship TV show, Game of Thrones
>literally 90% Brits
>>64173400
>GoT
>good
Plen.
>>64173208
Can't remember any American shows that have been adopted and as sensationally butchered as you have done to ours consistently for the last two decades.
Whether or not they are pleb is irrelevant.
>>64173310
>he's never seen Tree of Life, Apocalypse Now, The Shining or anything by Stanley Kubrik, The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Dances With Wolves, or Stand By Me
you sure are uncultured ahmed
>>64173434
Yet it's the most popular TV show in America, so apparently you're a nation of plebs.
>>64171204
United, Arsenal, and Liverpool are literally owned by Americans. Not only that, but guy who owns Liverpool really only cares about the Red Sox, and the guy who owns Arsenal cares way more about all of his Colorado sports teams. Meanwhile only a handful of irrelevant premier league teams are even owned by English people. England is truly the land of keks.
>>64173400
>mention HBO programming
>first thought is GOT
PLEASE DONT STOP, THIS IS GOLD
>all this arguing about who is better US or britain
we all know US is better cmon guys
I don't understand why that behavior surprises you on 4chan of all places.
People outside of this place don't despise for liking whoever you like and I don't let all these millenials bug me about my knowledge, they were in diapers when I was watching and >tf >tt doesn't even apply to me
tl;dr don't let it bother you
>>64173457
>"w-we made good movies 30 years ago!"
>>64173400
>example of HBO
>goes right to GOT
let's not even mention that the universe is American made but to go right to that pleb show shows how much of a dumb faggot you really are. And of course they use British accents in a medieval fantasy story
>>64173543
The US is LITERALLY an upgraded Britain.
>>64173249
Oh wow, a whole one example.
>>64173589
check your top box office films Muhammad. All you watch is American shit and 90% of the top rated movies in the last 20 years are American and your favorite movies are most likely American. Just embrace it
There are a few Britbros that cheer for the Queens.
They're good people. I question their taste in handegg teams, though.
>>64172214
>England created America
This is what the country who lost the civil war and had to watch us invent modern democracy actually believes.
>>64173646
the Office is the only show we copied that actually was watched
>>64173625
You seem really intelligent with such rhetoric. Stop denying you're a pleb who watches every episode.
Also, if we're talking about quality American shows, Dominic West and Idris Elba MADE The Wire.
>>64173483
> yet I still type and speak the Queens English
>>64173731
what rhetoric are you even talking about? We speak english in our country
>>64173787
Aren't you fags always whining how we've changed the language too much?
>>64173729
Again, whether they were watched or not is irrelevant
>>64173731
>Idris Elba MADE The Wire.
Confirmed for never seen the wire
>>64173787
We dont speak the queens English friendo, that's Canada. Go back to the theatre with your colours
>>64173844
We have no problem with you guys dumbing down the language
It's to be expected
>>64173821
>doesn't know what rhetoric means
>"hurr durr ur a dumb faggot fukin pleb"
This guy.
>film in Britain because it is cheaper
>hire British actors because they are cheaper
>brits think this means anything
>>64173588
I already know you were born in yurop fuck you go back there RREEEEEEEEE
>he unironically puts Rs before Es
>>64173483
Arsenal aren't owned by Amerifats, Stan is just the largest shareholder, there are many other shareholders including fans
>>64173903
aint nothin wrong with the way I speak
of course I know what rhetoric means, just don't know what you're implyng
>hurr I don't like the way you are saying that so I'm gonna ignore your argument and attack the way you speak
>>64173879
2bh, I love the irony of one of the greatest shows America ever produced also being a social commentary on how fucked up your country is.
Sure is a lot of mad in here
>>64170558
>AT LEAST 5 GENERATIONS OF THEIR FAMILY COME FROM LONDON
>arsenal fans
'no'
It really is though. The euro threads asking which team to support are always quality.
>>64173844
You haven't changed it, you've just failed to learn it properly
>>64173963
It isnt really ironic, the creators directly wanted to show that...
>>64174005
steam is an american program made by an american company. check and mate.
Is this a British thread?
>>64174005
Language is meant to be simple, it is human to evolve it and make communication more efficient.
>>64173960
>thinks repeating "plebs" ad nauseum and calling people dumb faggots makes for a compelling argument
m8...
>>64174087
Do you know where we are?
>>64174032
>cancerous intrusive DRM spyware like Windows 10
Bravo Clapistan. Check and mate your privilege Tyrone
>>64173885
>colour
>not colors
This must be bait. Topkek
But nobody outside of americans support american sports. And whoever does is a fucking retard. Period.
>>64174172
>>64174220
but nobody but third worlders support soccer, and Americans that do are retards
>>64174172
It says a lot when a stabbing here makes the national headlines, while in America someone getting shot probably wouldn't even make the local news.
>>64174220
Canada basically finances the NHL, Mr. Pineappleland
>>64174248
>anglos don't realize they are all irrelevant now
>>64174240
1. That's in germany
2. These guys are ridiculously stupid, especially the one in the middle, a german muslim convert called Sven Lau, is borderline retarded. People laugh at them
>>64174313
nice photoshop m8
>tfw anglos are just reject germans
feels odd man
>>64174305
>>64174382
>>64174398
Olympic elite athlete coming through.
>>64174345
Go jump back over the border you burrito beaner
>handegg
>not gay
>Brits pronounce filet "fill-it"
everytime
>>64174348
they've been released by the way, the judges couldn't find a reason to keep them. let's see how many of them are going to take up the sports of suicide bombing.
>>64174271
obviously, since you can't support football if you call it soccer. it just doesn't work. if you want to support football start calling it football at first.
>>64174297
Canada is just the US, but less fat and gay
>>64174464
>Americans pronounce coupe "coop"
>>64174443
she's also an elite olympic cumdumpster for bbc
SHED
U
WILL
>>64172884
Obi wan Kenobi and darth Vader are literally british
The amount of impotent rage in here from white people is amusing.
>muh movies
>muh music
>>64174240
>german sharia 'police'
kek, they'd last five minutes in London, fucking mooks
>>64174511
It's just a word it shouldn't bother you so much.
>>64174518
So just a typical American then
>>64173457
Plebby McPleb
>>64174531
inb4 a white amerifat goes on a spree killing because we said mean things to him
Careful lads, the fats are armed and dangerous.
AH
LOO
MINI
UM
>>64174582
tree of life is good though
>>64174529
James Earl Jones is an American
>>64174603
>America's national pastime is school shootings
>don't even have the highest score in it
>>64173249
>ORIGINAL
>-------
>BRITISH
>-------
>DRAMA
>>64174629
>You will never know what it's like to be so fat there's no recoil when you use an automatic weapon
Why even live?
>>64174629
call me fat one more time
>>64174676
*alYOOminium
>>64174720
>muh voiceover
>tfw Vader is played by a cider supping yokel
>>64174749
fatty mcfattison :^)
>>64174372
>google tv licenCe 2015
>it's real
>the caliphate of Britain
>>64174907
>same stale images we've been a thousands times
you need to update your anti-brit collection my autistic friend
To much dissent here. I like the Brits I've met. Actually, one of my very food friends is from Britain and served as an SAS.
Let's go around saying I'm the new owner of the Knicks!
>>64174939
Very good *
>>64174939
it's just banter mate, haha! muslims! fat! shootings! waheeey
>>64174839
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
>>64174988
Cheers hahah. I've srsly always wished I had a British accent
>>64174939
>and served as an SAS
everybody in GB claims to have been in the SAS
>>64172214
Nope that was French you poor nigger
Enjoy shariah law
>>64174462
>mfw a chimneysweep was intimidated the likeness of some pencil-necked hipster twink plastered on their orwellian billboards near me
>>64174935
Uh oh. He's actually getting mad now.
>>64170558
Quit being so fucking sensitive
>>64175021
I've seen some pics he's taken with his unit bruh. It's how him and his wife, who was my maid of honor in my wedding, met while in Iraq
>>64174305
game over, you lost England theres no return from this
same kucks talking shit in this thread will try and flee to the USA when the mudslimes completely take over
good luck getting past the wall, faggots
>>64174992
nothing personnel kid
>>64175054
>met while in Iraq
Future terrorist detected.
>>64174729
not so fast Pajeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6JlixM7mno
>>64175054
Lol get the fuck out of nation you fucking kek faggot
>>64175034
>literally has a folder filled with hundreds of images dedicated to us on his hard drive because brits said mean things to him on an anime imageboard
>i'm the mad one
lol ok senpai. you're not mentally ill i'm sure :^)
>>64175014
If I have a kid I hope he comes out British
>all the people in this thread don't know the best movies are made in india
i laugh hard at you keks
>>64175054
Sorry about your impending suicide, bruv
>>64170678
Have you watched the shit the goes down at soccer games m8? I dont think Ive ever been to an American sporting even and someone started a fire in the stadium. Fuck off with your we are obnoxious crap. Stupid britkek
>>64175115
How's that dieing empire you Limey faggot you never was our allies South Korea and Israel are more of our allies
>>64175115
>only hundreds
What kind of casual do you take me for?
Why are soccer fans so fucking ugly?
>>64175163
wew lad
>>64175098
>>64175120
>>64175147
I have no idea where any of you are going with your tangents from what I said. I just wanted to say the Brits I've met are cool
oh please mr poor american sports keep up with the times and are way better than that 19th century stuck in the past sport yooros love
>>64175190
>>64170917
the cig was a nice accurate touch.
Not to be a c︂︂uck, but brits do have some of the best actors and actresses out there
>>64175275
>thinking that's attractive
>>64172863
>Brits professionally pretend to be American
Better to be the imitated than imitator
>this many people taking the bait
is this the reddit containment thread?
>>64176321
no, thats /nfl/
>>64176321
Your mother is reddit containment.
xD
MLS is a joke and amerifats/bible thumpers wish they had the premier league
>>64174280
It would but it would be a footnote between sessions
>"and that covers traffic on 44 and 70, a fetal shoot has occurred on 7th Street and mewberry. Now on to local weather"
>>64175157
They did it at Veteran Stadium, I as at a game where a dude climbed some scaffolding naked and fired a flare gun over the field
Of course that's just
>Filthadelphia
the best anglo countries are canada and australia desu lads
>>64177119
>a fancy hat and a prison colony are countries
The best anglo countries are Rhodesia and Serbia
>>64170558
soccer is the sport of poor people who are stuck supporting the team of the shitty village in which they were born m8.
maybe you should try finding some rugger lads to teach you about their sport.
>>64171532
Most of the quality actors in Hollywood are Britfags now. With the exception of Leo.
>>64176259
>Britfags are better than Amerifags at being American
American's getting keked
>It's a UK vs usa thread
Best threads iibchwy lads
>>64175190
They're scousers m8
>>64170558
Cry about it, faggot. Also, there's a lot of burgerclaps who sperg out about muh local team and muh secret club for NA only when a yuro talks about the NFL, so shut it, there are arrogant fans like this on both sides and there are friendly helpful people on both sides too
>>64175024
>he thinks goals are the only entertaining thing about football
>>64177392
>mfw this whole thread
There is no force like Five Eyes shitposting
>>64177952
>goals don't determine winners and losers (and tiers, kek i just lel thinking about it)
