What athlete most reminds you of yourself?
For me, it's hands down Thomas Müller. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
For me, it's hands down Phil Kessel Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>64161920
For me, it's hands down Thomas Müller. Goofball, slacker and with marginal football skills.
For me, it's hands down Moyes. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
For me, it's hands down Kevin Grosskreutz. Underrated.
For me, it's hands down Toni Kroos. Fat, autistic and absolutely no moving forward.
>not Ribery
cmon guys I know you all like little girls
For me, it's hands down Iron Mike Tyson because I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.
>>64161920
don't forget euphoric you fat fuck
For me, it's hands down Eva Carneiro. Cute, nice feet and with a wicked sense of humor.
For me, it's Adebayor. Does the bare minimum necessary to get a big new contract, then just fucks around and does nothing, before finally "retiring" but still collecting nearly $100,000 a week from TWO of my former employers.
>gif related is what happens 1 year after this man signs a contract
![eva-carneiro-leh-ivanovic-an-inngaizawng-em-nib4788d95aadd138872d170ae3071572a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BlgpBaJ.jpg "eva-carneiro-leh-ivanovic-an-inngaizawng-em-nib4788d95aadd138872d170ae3071572a[1].jpg")
>>64162004
SLAV'D when
robben, i work for one day then spend the rest of the week out injured because i strained some random muscle that i didn't even know existed.
>>64162020
Imagine being paid £100,000 a week to not come into work, your club hates you that much. life must be good
>>64167325
>walk into work
>"Hey boss, what's up?"
>"We hate you, leave and never come back."
>"....do I still get paid every week?"
>"Yes."
He's living the dream.
