Kane looking to tie Crosby's record tonight for consecutive games with a point. Buff looks to deck Bickell after getting embarrassed by him from the last time both teams faced off.
Coverage starts 7:30PM CST.
>no fans before 2007
Finally off the no drinking allowed medicine and Edzo is back
Let's do this
>>64152339
>mad since 2010
>>64152339
>no team in 2007
>>64152354
Nice m8
Just got done with a 3 day migraine myself, feels good to be alive.
Welp, time to get drunk again.
Reminder that we allegedly have an anon in the crowd tonight and he will be a happy human with soft serve.
>>64152390
hey winnipeg fans
just wanted to let you know I love that "TRUE NORTH" meme
>>64152422
>what are we gonna to tonight brain?
>same thing we do every night, pinky...GET RIGGETY REKT
>>64152198
That Bickell on Buff hit was awesome.
Ready for that 12 days of CSN song again?
>>64152604
I think Pickle was astonished himself.
Crosby is such a baby.
>>64152637
>Ready for that 12 days of CSN song again?
Please god no
>>64152678
Whoops! Wrong thread
>>64152637
>Ready for that 12 days of CSN song again?
Why did you remind me of that?
>>64152714
It's ok, Crosby being a bitch is a universal concept
>>64152463
Danke. Mit liebe aus Winnipeg <3
TuevoTime tonight, yes, maybe?
>>64152833
As long as Kane gets the assist, which means the blender would have to be activated
TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wew
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TAZER
Thanks 'Cap.
>non-Kane point
Fuck you, Toews. Worst captain in the NHL.
>>64152953
This sets up the possibility for a Kane empty netter in the 3rd
Anyone else notice eddie didn't talk during that stretch? Bet he had to take a big dookie
>>64153004
He was busy chugging.
>>64153004
HAHA steaming stinky poops lmao
>he was a little more sensitive that morning
did....did kane rape him?
Lmao what an idiot
Seems like Bickle really doesn't want to be Morin'd
>>64153004
He needed more alcohol.
Hope the streak ends tonight.
>>64153071
Who the hell wants Pickle. He's been on the chopping block for a while now. If a team wanted to take his contract, Bowman would have agreed to it ages ago.
>Marian Hossa Prize Pack
>you get a poster, a puck, a crate of Malort, and a director of eastern european escort services
>>64153089
Prepare to be triggered. just lay back and take it
>>64153112
No AKM that was probably used in a murder?
>>64153112
directory*
>>64153139
That's in the Anisimov prize pack
>>64153115
I'm prepared for Kane to have his way, but I don't want to accept it. I'm still a little sore from last night.
wow TVR got fucking robbed.
Crawford seems like a super douche tbhfam
>a little help there from patrick kane defensively
weird sentence
The Patrick Kane prize pack:
A signed jersey
A puck
Cab fare
A six pack
An official state evidence envelope
>>64153229
Does the beer come pre roofied?
>>64153270
It's packaged as a home chemistry kit. Fun for the whole family!
>>64153285
Such a learning experience!
Do you still drink when it's shown the Hawks forgot to count but the refs miss it?
>>64153354
We're only drinking at specific times? I've been doing it wrong the whole game
>>64153354
Of course
>>64153285
How much is the optional Hello kitty formaldehyde rag?
>>64153410
Free to the first 10,000 people at the next hawks home game
>>64153368
No you drink all game but then also drink at special moments. Basically just drink.
The jets seem really lazy
>>64153368
If you 100% follow the rules you should be drinking most of the time anyway
see
>>64152354
>Hossa on a breakaway
:/
Jesus fucking christ hossa, good play.
>>64153433
Oh ok, I was worried that I wasn't drinking properly.
>>64153447
They're tired from waiting in line to make sure they got a replica Hawks championship ring
>Hossa breakaway
I don't know why I even get excited anymore
>nigger takes a penalty
721 claps a minute!
Only 14 more days of enduring that song
>>64153675
I went and took a shit, did they play the commercial again?
>>64153737
Yep
>throwing money
>the state of the audio levels for CSN
>csn
Every fucking night holy sheeit
>uhhh..here we go
heh
>Uhhhh, 2nd period here!
>uhhhhh.......here we go
Foley and Eddie are going hard tonight. For once I'm not going to blame CSN...it's possible Pat just forgot to turn his mic back on
>>64154065
>reaching to put the bottle back under the desk
>accidentally click the mic off
I buy it
>>64154139
I don't think the bottle ever goes under the desk (unless it's empty)
>thanks yall
Pat's gone
What kind of toppings to you think Pat likes on his soft serve? I'll go with sprinkles and whiskey
>>64154305
Whiskey and Bourbon.
Check out the facebook page of Eddie Olczyk's daughter
She is a slag and a half, yikes
>>64154390
link?
I wouldn't mind eddie as an in law.
>>64154305
Vanilla bean with sugar creme drizzled on top. GOAT flavors when drinking bourbon or scotch
I don't like the new star wars robot. Looks like a real wiseass
Good pass Crawford
>>64154473
bb-8 is a bitch nigga.
Gimme them old astro mechs.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KANE FUCK YOU
KANE
THE STREAK LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE MORE GAME
SUCK IT CROSBY
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST STRIKES AGAIN
HE
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
EQUAL WITH CRYBABY FUCKING YEAH BOY.
CAN'T FLIM FLAM
THE KANE TRAIN
>tfw he's not even 50% of the way to beating the great one
1 more to eclipse crosby
>who's next?
EAT A FUCKING DICK CROSBY
>>64154655
Pretty much just Gretzky
>>64154655
>>64154698
>forgetting super mario
Shame, SHAME.
>>64154637
Gretzkys comments whenever it comes to streaks always surprise me. I think he is one of the few greats who openly admits that the game is radically different and scoring is much harder to come by in the modern game.
>tfw warriors going to win again
>tfw kane's streak and the warriors streak are destined to end on the same day
>>64154724
28 for mario?
>>64154655
Gretzky, Gretzky, ???, Super Mario, Gretzky
CAN'T
DETAIN
THE
KANE
RAPE RAPE RAAAAAAAAPE
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
crosby has the 25, mario with a 28, sundin with a 30
>>64154655
Paul Coffey
Stevie Y
Mats Sundown
Lemiuex
Guy Lefleure
Gretzky
My dog isn't getting any apple sauce so he's in a hissy fit.
>>64154724
What would he accomplish by beating Crosby? Second longest point streak?
He's shattered American born. He's shattered Blackhawks. He's tied active player. 30 is the next bench mark because that has only happened 5 times, 3 by Gretzky. Once he's passed 30, it's Gretzky or nothing.
>>64154847
after crosby they all go back to the 80's & 90s
>>64154878
By Crosby I meant Mario.
Same fucking person faM.
>>64154878
Super Mario has a 46 point streak
>>64154878
Anything that diminishes Crosby is a good thing.
>>64154878
He proves the fact that Crosby needs to git gud or retire.
>>64154922
>Crosby has been in the NHL longer than he's been alive
Neat.
>>64154939
and a 28
>>64154959
she's done that all by herself
>>64154859
*Sundin
This fucking phone I swear to shit
>>64154878
46+ is a ridiculous achievement no matter which way you spin it.
>b-but it's not number 1
If yer not furst yer last amirite?
>I think that girl might be texting
My boy eddie
>that girl looked like Adele
Eddie is gone
Good god how I missed you, Eddie and Pat.
Jajajajaja
>is that adele
holy fuck im dying.
>is that the girl on people magazine
Oh, eddie.
>>64154865
Tell him to shut the fuck up because hockey.
>Is that Adele?
Satus: Fucking Smashed
I feel like over the commercial break Eddie and Pat took a shot for each one of Eddie's son's goals
>she's probably just texting hello
Put a fork in me im fucking done.
>>64154973
Are you calling me 8? Fuck off, you didn't watch Hockey when Lemieux played. Sorry I had a brainfart.
As a Blackhawks fan, I fucking hate you piece of shit trips. You're unfunny attention whores who only care about Blackhawks hockey.
Yeah I'm mad, go ahead and call me mad.
>>64155035
If he stopped at 47, everyone would be disappointed he didn't make it to 52.
>>64155090
He's quiet, he's just giving me the shelter eyes from his bed in the corner.
>>64154865
what kind of dog
>>64155127
>You're unfunny attention whores who only care about Blackhawks hockey
Hey now....we also care about drinking
Chicago has these announcer teams
>Pat Foley, Eddie Olczyk
>Hawk Harrelson, Steve Stone
>Neil Funk, Stacy King
does it get any better?
>>64155145
Oh. Well then just give him beer.
>>64155127
Have another drink and chill out m80
>>64155151
And food. Man do we like food.
>38 minutes played
>11 shots
well then.
>>64155127
Maybe. Yeah, it's a bit disappointing but being second to The Great One isn't anything to be ashamed of. I'd be glad to see someone get that close in my lifetime because I'll be incredibly surprised if someone breaks it.
I really hope it happens though.
>>64155127
You should make a trip too, you seem to like typing your brain diarrhea as much as one
>>64155151
French Bulldog/Corgi. I want a Pit Bull/American Staffordshire Terrior or a GSD but the apartment has a weight limit. Got this guy because he melted my heart and got along with my fiancee's dog.
>>64155168
Harry Caray during the senility years was mildly entertaining
>tfw you search his name this is the pic google shows
>>64155168
Hawk is legit worst announcer hof
>>64155168
Basketball could be improved
Tired of King trying to meme and Funk's always salty
>>64155223
I have an AM Staffy, one of the most amazing dogs I have ever owned. He comes with the added bonus of making people cross the street to avoid me when im walking him which is fucking perfect.
>>64155232
this is correct. >>64155227
Where the fuck is len casper or pat hughes?
Dammit breadman
>>64155282
That's funny because Staffies are so friendly.
>>64155288
Talking about tv announcers faM
Black labs are GOAT dogs
>>64155127
>being this booty blasted over a mistake and being made fun of
It happens to everyone. You take the shots like everyone else here. Sometimes literally. Grab some whiskey and chill before you get a brain aneurysm.
>>64155282
I fuckin' love AmStaffs and Pibbles. Stupid gay apartment has a list of breeds that aren't allowed and both of them make it. I mad. But I'm glad I got this little guy and when we get out of this shit hole after school we can get our big dogs we want.
>>64155329
Agreed. Labs are great.
>>64155254
Who would you replace King with?
>>64155336
wow a tripfag treating this site like his personal blog I've never seen that before
>>64155313
People just see one of those evil dogs coming and freak out. They just wana play like all the fucking time its glorious.
>>64155336
Ah man that fucking sucks That's why I don't think I could ever do apartments need mah yard for mah dawg to play about in.
>>64155377
Pat Foley and Eddie O
>>64155335
Sorry, I get offended when Rbo calls me bandwagon.
>>64155377
Bill Wennington or Dennis Rodman
>>64155387
who /parrot/ here?
they're like having a 2 year old child with severe schizophrenia
>>64155398
Poor college students need a poor college student apartment. We're at plenty of family houses frequently enough that he gets room to play around.
>>64155398
That looks like a regular Staffordshire.
What the difference between them and an AMstaff?
>>64155427
I had an apartment neighbor with some sort of bird. Fuck birds.
>for 8 hours a day when she wasn't home
>"mommy! mommy! mommy! mommy!"
>vile
Godfuckingdamnit.
>>64155400
Dude wat. I made a crappy joke that Sidney Crosby has been in the NHL since 1984 when it's not the case.
Where did you get that from.
>>64155373
German Shepherds are better.
>>64155474
Nah, labs are more affectionate
>>64155474
ur gay
>>64155533
Retrievers have been one of the most affectionate that I've met.
>>64155452
My one of my ex's parents used to have birds.
Couldn't even sneak to her room to fuck without those bastards freaking out.
Haven't liked birds since.
>>64155562
U're mad bruh step away from the keyboard
>>64155400
Just make fun of him when he says something dumb.
Just know that regardless of who it happens to, we will point and laugh.
>this stp interview
>>64155449
I honestly couldnt tell you the difference between them outside of the visual differences.
SBT have a flatter face and AM Staffs have a longer face but even then you can find "designer" breeds of the dogs that look so radically different.
I kind of want a puggle
>vile
C S N
S
N
>>64155629
Nice
>>64155705
I want an irish wolfhound so bad but I can not afford to feed the cunting thing.
>"If I get the cubes for you it better not be in one of your old fashions"
>Konroyd stares emotionlessly ahead, unsure of what to do
>Jamal straight up says it would end up in a drink
>>64155747
Jesus, those things are goddamn giants.
>>64155753
He's probably considering an intervention for Jammer
No he just doesn't understand why humans consume alcohol.
>>64155747
>not going all out and getting a tibentan mastiff
It's fluffy AND terrifying!
>>64155760
They also have super sharp claws.
Had one when i a teenager and he jumped on me in the pool and ended up cutting me the fuck open . I needed 15 stitches but she was still a fucking boss dog.
>5 kids
bullshit
>>64155825
I bet that big dopey fucker is the sweetest cunt in the world to its owners and family and tries to be a lap dog still.
>>64155838
Well he can't call them 'hellspawn' on air.
>>64155825
Oh man I would but they are also super duper expensive on top of eating more then an army. I also imagine grooming is a fucking nightmare.
>>64155837
>he
fucking she derp.
>>64154637
To be fair, no one will ever get near 51 again. Kane's streak will be counted among the best ever if he hits 30 senpai
>>64155838
Well he's a robot, so he probbably just assembled them.
>>64155888
They're allegedly really nice with family, but crazy territorial. I remember reading a story where one of them jumped through a picture window to go after a mailman
>>64155888
I'm pretty sure they are working dogs meant to pull troughs and heavy farming equipment.
The poor bastards only like to about 7 years too.
>>64155917
>stole*
>>64155931
Imagine trying to sleep in a bed with one AND spouse. Nightmare fuel.
Just checkin in hawksbros, how's that announcer kane rape jokes compilation coming along?
>>64155953
And now I'm sad.
>>64155931
Yeah I can only imagine so.
WHERE MY NIGGA RASMUSSEN AT?
>the hawks play on NYE
>Hawks were flattered in Nashville last night
I think Eddie is drunk.
>>64156206
>Foley furiously scribbling the word "flattened" on his notepad after Eddie finished.
>paul bunyan slashes
Dustin Byfuglien seems like such a dirtbag
>>64156197
Gonna need to stock up
>>64156284
He is.
He likes to hit as late as possible.
Also likes to get under players skin and the easiest way to do that is just slash at them and do some nice little cross checks whenever you can.
>>64156284
He's just a big guy who likes to get too deep, and as a result he ends up having to careen around the ice
>>64156284
He likes to bully people but then cries foul when someone bruises his ego like in the last Hawks/Jets game when Bickell hit him.
Almost every hawks breakaway I've seen this year has been either hossa or shaw
results have been questionable
>>64156383
Kaner has fucked up a couple too.
Not a good year for breakaways
>>64156347
>a 6'5 260 lb pest
>>64156383
Shaw gets an eternal pass for this.
>Andew Ladd on the Breakaway
Drink.
>>64156461
Fuck me I remember I was so tired watching this that I thought I was dreaming it.
>>64156455
I always describe him as a bigger perry it seems to get the message across.
>>64156491
I'm still pissed that was waived off
>Perrault
I was at this fixture last year when that nigga schooled the Hawks and ruined my night.
I did see a Carcillo fight in the first 90 seconds tho
>up high off the glass
>it hit the jets goalie right in the chest
>>64156461
i don't know what was funnier...this or the hedman/bishop collision goal
>>64156531
You and me both.
>>64156576
Halibut is an unstoppable giant
>>64156582
never 4get
>eddie legitimately sounds gone
>>64156023
>>64156582
>>64156531
It was a good playoff run for fuck ups. I was at that Cubs game in a skybox that got rained out and they showed Game 5 against Tampa. Shit was cash.
>>64156500
If this was in Minnesota they'd still be chanting Crawford
Is....is Eddie slurring his words?
>>64156653
Or in LA when they chanted Crawford with Darling in net.
>>64156679
>>64156679
Nashville did this last night as well.
>>64156726
Did they chant Crawford? I couldn't really hear it that clearly.
>>64156726
It's not their fault. The chant explanations in the newspaper were out of date
>>64156679
>>64156704
Crawford is just more fun to chant.
Plus it was mostly one drunk asshole who was doing it.
Was a fun game thread tho'
>>64156756
yeah it was super comfy
>>64156726
Nah, they were chanting Darling.
It sounds kind of like Crawford when 5,000 people do it, but you could here the "ing" pretty clearly.
>no one will ever be able to tell
Except for when you tell the whole world you had it done in a commercial lmao
Did anyone else just see a parachute fly past the camera?
>>64156801
I swear they were chanting Crawford after the 4th goal happened.
>>64156817
They have T-Shirts fall from the rafters on little parachutes.
>>64156843
In fairness, if they only did it after the 4th goal that's actually a pretty good taunt
>tfw just found a bourbon county coffee
Feels good chicago bros
Look Winnipeg if I wanted to watch a Hawks PP I would just have the Hawks get a goddamn PP
>>64156914
You had that in your house/apartment and didn't know about it until now?
>>64156926
i wish
this shit is impossible to find in any liquor store. i lucked across one
Rosival and Daley haven't been as shit this season as I expected.
I don't think there's going to be another commercial break for me to refill my beer
>>64156965
Rosi has had some god awful games this season though.
>>64156965
It's joel "magic" quenneville man
>>64156965
Rosivals ankle was backwards until he broke it in the post season the doctor fixed it.
>>64156914
i got trashed on bourbon county at ravinia during this summer. wonderful.
>>64156993
But were they awful by Rosibad standards?
During Keith's absence was a dire period, though.
>>64157025
getting wasted on barrel aged beers is the tops FaM
>>64157028
One of them i remember it was pretty bad, but I agree he hasn't been as bad as I was expecting him to be.
>>64157057
I didnt even pay for it FaMiLiA
>>64157057
best barrel age coming through
fuckin' expensive though
>>64157087
Gf and I are srunk at a hotel bar, tell me wgen to drink
I had bourbon county in like 2009. The first bottle was great, the other 3 were like syrup and made me throw up.
>>64153112
ever taste the des planes river? thats what it tastes like
>>64157100
mojitos are always a good choice
>>64157103
You have to space them. Anything that's dark like that is going to leave a weird taste if you drink too much of it.
>>64157100
drink till the game ends, then fuck her homie
