>normalfags who were never good at a sport in their lives
>they will never know what it feels like to score that game winning goal
>they will never know what it's like to play in a real league and not their papa johns fantasy football league
>they think sex with their fat wife makes them normalfags
>there are boys on /sp/ that didnt play high school football
>>64151546
>there are boys on /sp/ that think that playing high school football makes them notable
play D1 or bust you clown
>>64151639
Implying your d1 team was as skilled as my u15 notional soccer team lel. Eat more offensive line friend.
>>64151994
I have the notion that you're a fucking retard ;^)
>>64152364
Mlmmm 4K calories a day my fat fuck friend, now that's skill!
>people who take pride in playing amateur school sports
Top kek, you guys sure are athletes huh?
>>64152364
holy shit
rekt
>itt fat fucks who ate a lot of food are blown out by skilled players
l2greentext
also frogposting is now tumblr-tier.
>>64152995
>I am fat as shit
>Not having a rushing and receiving touchdown in a full tackle game
ISHYGDDT
>he never won top scorer followed by player of the year award the season after
You poor people.
>>64151546
>boys
>that didn't play football
contradiction
> he was never carried off the field on his teammates' shoulders after hitting a walk-off tournament winner
>he never went undefeated in wreck league baseball
>they will never know the joy of winning a penalty shootout
>they will never know what it is like to frustrate a striker by blocking all his shots
Maybe I should play some Kreisliga again.
>>64153232
> wreck league
>mfw when my sports career peaked at the age of 13
>He wasnt part of his college Table Tennis team
>He will never shout "CHO!" after nailing a forehand drive
>He will never make somebody cry in a tournament after leaving him pointless in a Best of 3
>Tfw threw a game winning 10 yard out to the TE
in midget league
>tfw best memory in my life
> he never got away with cherry bombs
> he never successfully roundhoused three older kids
> he never played ninja and went D to A
>>64151639
>there are no good football players outside of D1
>Danny Woodhead Pierre Garçon Cecil Shorts III The Kuhn Delanie Walker Jacoby Jones Zachary Miller Greg Zurlein Janoris Jenkins Vincent Jackson Chris Ivory Adam Vinatieri Khiry Robinson etc.
Unless you've been to a world series and a Superbowl like me. Than there's nothing to be proud of.
>>64153374
Iktfb
>tfw threw an absolute dragon to win a game in Pee Wee
>never had another stellar game in my life
>Conpleted one Kareem Skyhook shot in my life in a high school basketball PE game
>Beat a buch of black kids
Felt good
>>64154022
Deion Sanders?
Played select all-star from 12-18, City and high school. Was awesome to be apart of a competitive team, travelling the province. Led my high school team with 6 goals in 4 zone tournament games, and a game winner in provincials when I was 18. Best feeling ever.
>>64154222
Trips, nice. It was soccer btw.
>tfw had a shot at a semi pro career but got rekt trying to show off
Still hurts
>they will never know how it is to be a benchwarmer in 3rd division jr. football
>be one of worst players on biggest class state championship in state
>still manage to go d3 while the guys around me all went d1
>be average white dude playing DE/TE/G/T against current and former NFL players
>somehow go semi pro playing with more former and current NFL players
>never be good enough to be pulled up to arena or NFL or CFL like these other guys but just good enough to continue playing semi-pro
I have personally tackled Amari Spivey, Korey Sheets, have hit up against Dwight Freeney, and played with Rob Jackson and Jerome Cunningham. I am a scrub compared to any of those dudes but its nice to be able to say I've played with NFL talent.
side note: I grew up with Ervin Phillips (starting RB @ cuse) and used to toss him and his brothers around as kids.
Shits bananas.
>>64151511
>They think having sex with their fat wives...
I don't know what the fuck you're on, this is the literal definition of normal on the US.
>>64151511
>can make 90/100 free throws
Can shoot better than any fag on sp.
Almost made state in tennis too. I'd crush any fag here unless their serve is God tier.
D end in football. I was gud.
Should have played college basketball though.
>you carry the team in a basketball game but that one idiot has to heroball because he thinks he's hot shit and you end up losing a close game
no bully
The height of my sporting career was in 8th grade hitting a go ahead 3 pointer with 2 seconds left on the clock
>>64167140
>overtime
>other team has 3 players because everyone fouled out and its hs rules
>negro decides to hold the ball the whole time and do tricks as he shit talks the bench
>whole team yelling for him to pass but hes ignoring us
>misses a shot with like 10 seconds left, they go full court and win
Unless you're a pro player, if you're in this thread, and played at a semi-decent level of competition at one point in time....it doesn't matter. You being here shows that very most likely, at least you're nearly fucking done. You're just as "low" as every normalfag on this board, you're on our level, and are no better than us. Enjoy your weekend, faggot, reality hurts.
