>Herm Edwards
>only has male genitalia
>skip bayless
>struts
>Haha Clinton-Dicks
>only one penis, and its not even funny
>Brandin Cooks
>is actually not a chef
>Bill Belichick
>Isn't a monthly invoice
>Cam Newton
>retarded
>Carson Palmer
>his dad is not an automobile
>Ben Roethlisberger
>Not on the menu at McDonald's
>CJ Spiller
>actually not clumsy at all
>Golden Tate
>Not actually a gold tater tot.
>Toni Kroos
>doesn't use cruise control
>Tahir Whitehead
>darker than Wesley Snipes
>James Harden
>soft as hell
>Dan Marino
>Can't breathe underwater
>Wilt Chamberlain
>doesn't poorly manage a king's gardens
>>64144569
Why did I laugh so hard, lads?
>Philip Rivers
>is not a body of water
>Tony Romo
>Is from California
>Handsome Monica
>Not a girl nor he's Handsome
>OJ Mayo
>Not sold in grocery stores
>Nick Saban
>has nothing to do with the production of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
fucking fraud
>>64151690
but his ancestors were regularly bought and sold
