MIN: Memewater shits the bed on the final play
NYJ:Revis (concussion) back on practice field
NO:'Chance to see more' Spiller with Ingram done
ARZ:Cardinals expect Ellington back for Week 15
CIN:Report: 'Slim chance' Adam Jones plays Sunday
NO:Hightower to become Saints early-down back?
OAK:Raiders give Crabtree 4-year, $35M extension
STL:Rams send top pass rusher Robert Quinn to IR
NO:Saints lose Mark Ingram (shoulder) to I.R.
MIN:Vikings rule out 4 defensive starters for TNF
BAL:Schaub misses practice, Jimmy Clausen with 1s
DEN:C.J. Anderson (ankle) sidelined on Wednesday
NE:Gronkowski (knee) not practicing Wednesday
>your team will never have the most elite wr duo in the league
O wait we do lol
>>64140347
Broncos fan?
3rd for backup ring
>>64137819
at least wait until the old thread reaches 500 and is off the first page, you fucking attention whore.
>>64140347
Steelers fan?
>>64141075
Think he's a jets fan
>>64140347
clearly falcons fan
>>64140347
why did you stop rooting for the Jets Krabs?
>>64141073
>one of the most decorated franchises
>shit tier robot that gets rekt by jarjar army
say my name
>>64140347
Damn, when did you start going for the Cardinals?
Why doesnt a team just sign Usain Bolt, he could run straight ahead at every play and catch the ball for a touchdown?
>>64141523
10/10, would reply every time
>>64141523
all valid points
>>64141503
Anonymous
>>64141075
DT isnt deserving it this year.
But i would get so mad when people seriously didnt think they were the best last year.
>>64141636
>implying Jordy and Cobb were not the best duo last year
both had top 8 stats
Eagles vs Bills, who do you lads have?
Is shady going to chimp out and rush for 300 yards?
>>64141680
The Patriot game was a fluke. If it was played 100 times the Eagles would win once. The Bills are a much better team that has gotten their shit together. Bradford will fuck it up like always.
>>64141693
... But it was played once. And the Patriots lost.
>>64141701
you are dumb
>>64141717
bruh u dumb. dumb and salty.
>>64141717
Was that not the outcome?
fitzmagic will lead the jets to 3 superbowls and win 1 earning his spot in the HoF
>>64141701
That's not what I'm saying at all. Yes the eagles played an amazing game and the defense and special teams went off. But that all came with a huge helping of luck and bad reads by the Patriots. The Bills won't be caught off guard.
if I was to build a franchise today I would chose Luck over any other quarterback
>>64141818
(You)
>mfw Cards struggling with teams we already busted up
>>64141818
I'd honestly choose Blake Bortles .
>>64141847
You're fired.
>>64141818
>>64141847
i'd also choose bortles.
thankfully, i have jameis and i don't have to choose fucking anyone. we're gonna win the super bowl.
>>64137819
Rivers seriously needs to learn to control his emotions, maybe him embracing them so fucking often is what has led to him fucking up at crucial moments so often.
>>64141818
>Not wanting Kaep
Fucking idiots
>>64140347
> Your team will never have the most shit WR corp in the league
Well, maybe after the current Pats.
Who /stillinthehunt/ here?
>>64141847
Bottles is a Robinsonbabby just like Hackenshit
>espee unanimously agreed that Blake Bortles was the worst starting QB this offseason
>is currently 3rd in passing touchdowns and could conceivably end at 2nd or possibly even 1st if recent trends continue
how do you bakas even sleep at night?
>>64142186
S A L T Y
A
L
T
Y
>>64142217
nigga 24th in passer rating and 2nd worst in interceptions
better than I thought though
>>64142273
>passer rating
Can we meme the Seahawks so they don't win the division?
>>64142278
Passer rating matters
>>64142294
Oh boy >we
>>64142273
>peyton Manning is still somehow leading the league in interceptions by 4
L I T E R A L L Y
H O W ?
>>64142294
>>64142307
go to sleep best yeezy album. you need your rest.
>>64141523
My wife's son was asking the same thing yesterday.
>>64141523
A corner can just line up 10 yards back and win the "race" to the end zone every timr
>>64141680
Chip Kelly was hiding his power level
Eagles win out from here on
>>64137819
> MIN: Memewater shits the bed on the final play
Kalil shat the bed. He couldn't block freeney
>>64141523
Bolt never could play any sport
Look up his layup race with Kevin Hart, he never had enough coordination to play anything
>>64142357
I won't rest until the Ravens get another Owl in the biggest shitposting fashion
>>64142431
This season, I think I would be content with vikings being one and done in the playoffs. This team has too many issues to be a competent team in the playoffs. One issue being norv making shitty decisions.
>>64142428
i bet on bills but thats just because i want my head canon of a 6-10 dallas cowboys team making the playoffs
>>64142453
>>64142453
I expected this team to go 9-7 this year, so I'd be delighted with a wildcard playoff spot.
It is a team on the rise but lack in experience and depth. Could be the next Seahawks next seasons if they draft well.
>vikings
>who /alreadyoutofplayoffs/ here
>>64137819
Fellow Dolphins fans. Are you as sick of this guy as I am? His wild inconsistency, inability to read the defense, and insistence on throwing into double coverage drives me mad. Is he still the future for the Dolphins?
The Ravens are going to sign philbin after they fire peepees aren't they
>>64142547
it's been four seasons. He is what he is, given what he's had around him for that long. He's average, slightly-above that at best, and if you want him as your medium- or long-term QB then help him out.
Top 10 QBs by 2020
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Derek Carr
3. Andrew Luck
4. Andy Dalton
5. Cam Newton
6. Russel Wilson
7. Blake Bortles
8. Jameis Winston
9. Marcus Mariota
10. Matt Stafford
>>64142547
>>64142579
I thought he was going to have a great season with like 30 TDs. What the fuck happened to him?
>>64142579
forgot the pic
>>64142143
not for long
>>64140347
Obvious Jags fan
>>64142580
>we still soon be in an NFL without Tom Brady, Ben Rophlisberger, Phillip Rivers, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Tony Romo andJay Cutler,
What will we do?
MFW jimmy clausen twice in a season
>>64142589
Philbin ruined him for the first half, I think. And, not related to Tanny necessarily, but Suh did not make up for the defensive deficiencies as expected.
>>64142598
lurk moar, m8, Krabby's a Jets fan
>>64142607
>mfw Eli Manning is now 10th all-time in passing TDs
>>64142589
A number of factors;
-The overall leap from College to the Pros was a little too much for his skill level to completely compensate for, which happens to most QBs to begin with.
-The overall ability of his supporting cast isn't strong enough to elevate his performance on the field, nor is his skill strong enough to elevate them.
-The morale and motivation part of the Miami franchise have ranged from 'suspect' to 'disaster'.
-That story about him ragging on the Scout Team for picking him off- if entirely true- implies a fundamental weakness in leadership.
>>64142580
Carr vs Luck will be the next Brady Manning
>>64142635
then Is Rodgers, Favre because hes better?
>>64142493
/tankfortreadwell/ here
>>64142635
>meme qb in the next great rivalry
also, Peyton doesn't have a son named Brady
>>64142648
honestly this. You can't leave Rodgers out of the next #1 QB debate once Tom and Peyton retire. It'll be Aa-Rod vs. Roethlisberger until Ben retires, then Luck (if he comes back strong)
>>64142648
>rodgers
>good
FUUUUCK
I just got to work (I work data management on a military base) and I didn't use the restroom at home because I was running late. The second I got into my cubicle I had to use the restroom. On my way there, one of my bosses (a cute milf) stopped me and wouldn't let me go. I accidentally pissed myself when she finally did. You can really tell in my brown slacks. I'm sitting pantsless in a a bathroom stall and letting them dry on the wall of the stall. I don't know what the fuck to do guys. I can't call a friend because he can't get on base.
>>64142687
>working for the military
Oy vey good Goyim
>>64142687
Rap your head in toilet paper and sprint out of there man!
>>64142687
call your boss and tell him you accidentally spilled a lot of coffee on yourself and that you need another pair of pants. If he/she can't do anything about it, then put your underwear back on, sneak out, tell your boss there's an emergency at home, and drive home while praying no one sees you get to your car except the guys in the security monitoring room. Then you can get underwear off and just drive home naked, shower, and voila, you're all set, and you don't have to go back to work today
>>64142687
>these are the DoD Civilians that run our bases
Thank fuck I don't deal with you shit heads on a daily basis due to my job on the flightline. Suck it the fuck up, try having to turn a plane for a sortie in 110+ temps, you're hungover, tired, and you're sweating so much that you can't tell if it's sweat running down your ass or Sasquatch escaping out your asshole.
>>64142129
>tfw Benjamin, Gorden, and Barnridge are all FA's next year
>>64142129
>Ted Ginn Jr
>Devin funchess
>"Philly" "Corey" Brown
>Jericho Cotchery
>Brenton Bersin
>Kevin Norwood
You were saying Brownsbro?
>>64141179
what was that, you said?
>>64142129
hartline's p. good m8
we all know Brody and $cam are not going to win the MVP so whos going to go ham and earn it?
>>64142129
>iggles WRs
>>64143026
Palmer.
They thought the penalties were their ally? The refs merely adopted the flags. We were born in them. Molded by them. We didn't see the fair calls until we were eliminated from playoff contention - by then, they were nothing to me but blinding!
Ohayo /NFL/!
Lets all do our best today!
>>64142687
Just say you were washing your or something and spilled it
>>64142597
My nigga
Why doesn't some NFL team just sign an Olympic long/high jumper for use in goal line sets? Why doesn't some NFL team just sign an Olympic sprinter for long straight routes or for quick screens? Why doesn't some NFL team just sign a failed basketball player as their TE? Why doesn't some NFL team just sign a super computer as their HC? Why doesn't some NFL team just sign Dr. James Andrews as their personal team doctor so no other teams can go to him for surgery?
Does your QB have any swag?
>>64143186
Why doesn't an NFL team sign sumo wrestlers to play as linemen?
>>64142400
>>64142400
The meme is strong
>>64143198
No one has more.
>>64143209
Actually just googled this and found this article.
http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl-news/4615256-sumo-wrestlers-as-nfl-linemen
>You are only allowed to root for the team closest to your hometown or the team your father rooted for.
People seriously don't believe this, right?
>>64143285
Signed, a packers fan
>>64142768
>hurrr look at me im so hardcore
Not my fault you chose a shit job.
ATC master race
>>64143285
Only autists care from my experience. I'd rather have a conversation with someone who understood the sport even if they supported the best team rather than some guy who didn't know shit but supported some scrubs.
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch. Who /mcdonaldsbreakfast/ this morning?
I'm talkin' mother fucking big breakfast with hotcake, sub that sausage gimme that bacon. Hype as fuck hashbrown on the side, and I get my coffee for free from the gas station next to my work.
My morning is almost as good as the Chiefs are going to be Sunday
>>64143285
found the pats fan
>>64143339
If only I wasn't so forgetful to not include the mandatory pats blowout crowd webm
>>64143333
Pretty much. Nice quads.
Adult-children don't move around for better jobs is why. If you want to get ahead you have to move usually. College then work.
99% of the timeIt's fucking sad when someone stays in the same place their whole life.
Shit doesn't work that way.
>>64143285
this is true except some nuances like state borders
such as a person from Kenosha Wisconsin should be a Packer fan despite being closer to Chicago than Green bay
>>64143333
>>64143344
checked
>>64143339
jelly as fuck
>mfw kiko makes lesean mccoy fumble in the backfield, scoops it up, and takes it all the way for a strip 6
>>64143356
you can move around but you still have to support your home or family's team you cunt
Bengals are da bomb
Who will the Colts play in the owl?
>>64143435
the Packers
should have been last year but instead we got the fluky memers and cheaters
>>64141668
Is this serious ?
It can't be.
DT and Sanders were still better.
>>64143424
the bengs are fucking shit! a SHIT!
>>64143459
healthy Magatron and Tate last year was best and its not even close desu
>>64143230
>Stealing a Laptop, a Puckers Poster, and winning a playoff game against a third string QB makes you have swag
wew
>>64143285
>my choices are the Texans or the Cowboys
Could be worse, I guess.
>>64143475
does Carolina have stand your ground laws?
I would blown that dirty apes face off if he tried to deface or steal my rightful property.
>>64143026
Brady
>>64141847
>>64141938
>>64141888
>not carr
>>64143501
>Le delusional bradyposter face XDDDDD
at least Brees and Rodgers have won games after losing there favorite target
>>64142547
He'll have to do, since they've now taken themselves out of position to draft a good qb. He'll never be elite, but if they can get any kind of coaching consistency, he can do better than this season
>>64143516
>raiders fags think they have a franchise quarterback
how cute
What's more likely: the Texans beating the Pats or Puckers losing to Dem Boys at home?
And which would be funnier?
>>64143198
>>64143534
Cowboys over Packers, simply because they're the worse of the two Texas teams and making the Packers choke once again
Which position except QB is the most important in the NFL?
>>64143561
Center.
>>64143561
left tackle
>>64143561
Linebacker
>>64143561
Kicker. No joke. It's easy. Kicker, then punter.
>>64143198
>Russell Wilson still tries to act like he isn't the whitest black guy on the planet
Fire Greg Toler.
>>64143566
Snapping the ball should not be a big issue. What else separates the center from other memeber of the offensive line?
>>64143567
Why would left tackle be more important than right tackle?
>>64143575
The play caller on the defense is usually a linebacker, right? So you could say that the QB of the defense is the linebacker who calls the plays. However, I think defense is much more of a collective effort than offense.
>>64143578
I think a clutch kicker is very important in big games. In a normal game not so much because few games end up being decided by a field goal or less. Punter is a good choice because field position often dictates what kind of options your opponent has.
>>64137819
>tfw the saints only get news when something bad happens
>>64143649
>What else separates the center from other memeber of the offensive line?
Reading the defense and making line changes pre-snap. He's also the only player besides the QB to touch the ball every play; he and the QB have to be in tandem.
>>64142607
Cant wait tbqh family
>>64143649
>Why would left tackle be more important than right tackle?
right handed QB's blind side.
>>64143534
Packers are like 2-4 in their last 6. They list to the lions at home. Could definitely lose to the cowboys and it would barely be an upset. One thing though is that have 10 days of rest vs Cowboys with 6.
>>64143331
>shit job
Bitch please, I'll take the physical and mental strain if it means I keep getting free trips to Panama, Puerto Rico, the Azores, and St. Johns as a flying crew chief.
>>64143679
That's what I've thought, but does this mean it reverses for left handed QBs?
>>64143704
>anyone losing to romo-less cowboys
'no'
that would be a bigger upset than the panthers beating the cowboys on thanksgiving
>>64143714
did you not see any of the michael vick years?
>>64143714
yes
>>64143362
That would be impressive for someone with only one knee
>>64143649
Qbs, k, p, then depending on which statistical analysis you go with its de or rb.
Left tackles are virtually worth as much as right tackles these days.
Beyond the top 3 I'd say RB or OLB
Who /takingtheircoffeeshit/ right now?
>implying this isn't happening
>>64143765
Who beat the Panthers?
CHIEFS!
>>64143765
>panthers losing any of their remaining games
>>64143765
>Bears
>>64142608
>Jimmy Clausen becomes first QB to be shut out twice by the same team while playing for two different teams
>>64143561
QB is defo #1 but I dont think there is a clear 2nd.
It all depends on the strengths of your team and the way they play.
>>64143775
isn't it obvious?
>>64142608
>>64143803
>another team signed clausen
Who and why?
>>64143827
>AND WINSTON'S PASS IS PICKED OFF ON THE GOAL LINE, THE PANTHERS SURVIVE
>>64143832
Dean Pees that's why
>>64143848
I think you are confusing Winston with Ryan
>>64143765
>texans
>>64143862
>AND RYAN'S PASS IS DROPPED IN THE ENDZONE, GAME IS OVER 42-7
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/arizona-cardinals/dwight-freeney/
>Dwight Freeney's sack on Teddy Bridgewater (his 4th of the year) generated a $200,000 bonus. Every sack afterwards is worth $100,000
brehs
>>64143765
>Denver losing any remaining games
>New England not dropping two more
>>64143867
>colts
y/n?
>>64143912
A KC/Colts rematch would be fun, but only if Luck is playing.
>>64143912
Don't think Vikings will make playoffs
NFC East is a joke
>>64142493
next year m8, at least they could fuck the quiefs and make them lose the wildcard
>>64143922
AND SMITH'S PASS IS FUMBLED BY WARE ON THE 5, COLTS WILL WIN IT
Which teams have a legitimate chance of beating the Pats (with Gronk & some WRs back) at home in the playoffs?
>>64143981
Shitsburgh, Shitcinatti
And if they still had Pollard ; The Ravens
>>64143981
>bungles
>buncos
This is a reminder that Carr will be the best QB in the league in 5 years or less
TYBC
>>64143981
stoolers in a we have no secondary 100+ points game
>>64144003
AND CARR FUMBLES THE SNAP, RECOVERY BY REECE, LOSS OF 10
>>64143981
Irellevant since the busc with jameis "ELITE" christ are winning it all m8. Pepper your angus for the new dynasty
>>64143996
>>64143999
>>64144009
Steelers is the correct answer.
>>64144003
This is also a reminder that this season is probably the last chance you'll have to watch one of the greatest ever play the game
TYBW
>>64144003
>cannon
>ball was in the air for 2 seconds on a 30-yard pass
nice accuracy tho
I agree he's good but be real m8
>>64143877
>20 sacks incoming
>>64144032
AND WOODSON FUMBLES THE INTERCEPTION ON THE OPPOSING GOAL LINE, RECOVERY BY MACK, TOUCHDOWN
>>64144035
Oh I'm being real, I honestly believe he has the tools to be one of the best and has shown continuous growth over his short time in the league. Him and bortles will be the next big rivalry
Guys, what kind of nightmares do you have?
A lot of mine involve me driving, but it's like I'm driving drunk constantly, but I'm not aware I'm drunk per se, just really scared I'm going to go jail because I'm scraping guard rails and always nearly crashing. Last night the dream ended with me driving into a lake in a rental car. Rather stressful.
>>64143285
>My choices are either the Pats or the Packers
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64144099
>Him and bortles will be the next big rivalry
>>64143981
broncos have home field advantage though
hello
>>64144127
kek
git gud faggot
>>64144136
based mauga
>>64144162
AND DBPH LEAVES HIS TRIP ON AT THE LIBRARY, CP POSTED, BANNED FOREVER
>>64143981
>>64144191
>Chiefs
>playoff win
>>64143723
>lost to the Lions at home
>lost to the Bears
>almost lost to the Lions if not for horrendous coaching decision on a hail mary play
Cowboys beating the Packers wouldn't really surprise me desu.
>>64144217
AND ROMO CAN'T GET THE SNAP DOWN, GAME IS OVER
Why do I love Joe Flacco so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Joe Flacco isn't just the best QB in the NFL, he might just be the greatest QB of all time. Just imaging him throwing dragons in Pittsburgh own stadium, the wind in his hair, his mighty offensive line before him. As he hurls dragons all over the filed, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Baltimore under the the name of "Delaware Blue Hen Orgasm." The very nature of Joe Flacco is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his coach and teammates realize? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the football field, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Joe Flacco is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of Joe Flaccor is not one that is easily penetrated. Joe Flacco is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the football field at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his sport. Joe Flacco is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Joe Flacco. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Joe Flacco is not just a QB, a formless collection of stats and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the NFL together. Without Joe Flacco, the entire league, the entire country of America as we know it crumbles. The Mississippi would stop flowing without Joe Flacco, the West Coast would become a desolate crater without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Joe Flacco so much.
>your team
>number of your favorite player
>player from your team not in the HoF that you think should be
>Patriots
>24 (Law, not Revis)
>Matt Light
>>64144217
losing to opponents in your division isn't a crazy thing
the lions and bears aren't nearly as bad as the cowboys either
Alex Smith looks so calm and composed that even I, as a die hard Alex Smith fan, at times do reflect on what anti-Smith commentators put out there. He will have some not so good games, but what makes an athlete a great one? One who is a subject matter expert in his field and who has the ability to execute- with no fuss and no delay. Now, we see many quarterbacks supposedly better at passing the ball than Smith but why are they not as successful? Because as a quarterback one must be able to read defenses and see past the moment and see the whole play and be able to execute one drive at a time, with less mistakes. That's Alex Smith. The most intelligent and studied quarterback, third to only Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. One does not become great because of sheer genius, but all little details matters and that is very hard to find in a quarterback. I have watched Alex Smith throw very accurate and get more depth in his passing game. That year, 2012, he was almost perfect. But greed and egotistical will made Harbaugh switch to Colin Kaepernick IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON! Great timing by the way. The loyal soldier was benched and credit was robbed of him during the entire season. All the media posted pathetic photos of Alex Smith and made him a laughingstock!
The soldier has always been more noble than how he showed the world. I have always believed he will be a gladiator who will overthrow the 49ers empire to embarrassment.
There are different kinds of ethics - business ethics, moral ethics, standard ethics- all of those were not respected by Roman/Harbaugh. That switch to Kaepernick will never be forgotten.
There is a lot of us rooting for the gladiator to rise. Justice will be served where it is due.
The ending is all the same. Alex Smith will have his big moment
San Francisco is already slowly feeling their downfall.
Justice is but right.
Alex Smith will always prevail no matter how many want to see him fail.
>>64144285
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's your replyyyyyyyy
>>64144247
Chiefs
87
Tony Gonzalez
>>64144243
Is this a copypasta or is DPBH just that autistic?
>>64144297
>gonzo
he's pretty much a guaranteed HoFer. I think he meant guys that aren't automatics or not eligible anymore
>>64144295
Buttblasted NORCAL detected
You forgot your trip, buddy
>>64144335
Wrong, pats fan
>>64143912
>New england
>1st seed
Fuck off bandwagoner
>>64144333
Ok, then I eelect based Otis Taylor
>>64144285
chiefs fan here. was never big on smith coming in. i thought the two 2nd round draft picks move for him seemed to close to the deal we made for cassel, and up until this season figured he was a bust. since him and maclin got on the same page hes looked pretty good. hoping he proves me wrong in the end of the season
>>64144285
While I agree Smeth was wronged and deserved better, the cheefs r gay
>>64144393
SF fan here, don't let Smith razor cake you
>>64144127
Same thing happens to me. I usually have one small accident when drinking and driving, but then why I try to drive away it gets a lot worse.
Maybe MADD has some Inception thing going on.
>>64144285
>this post
>prime example of autism
pick two
>>64144407
Jasg fan here, don't let Gabbert do the same
>>64144362
Not even a Pats fan you moron. Please have sex.
>>64144443
SO CLOSE
>>64144444
>>64143561
1. QB
2. Middle Linebacker
3. Center
4. Kicker
5. Punter
In order of positions which have the ability to affect the game the most.
>>64144468
Nigga you stupid as fuck
>>64144486
Prove me wrong then.
>>64142751
>>64142716
I pretty much just let my pants dry for a bit bit I guess I was in the stall too long because my male boss came looking for me. Apparently, some people witnessed me pissing myself as I was running to the restroom. I guess they all had a good laugh because he sent me home for the day. My work-friend is texting me and telling me that everyone is talking about how I'm the guy that pissed himself now....
>>64144498
If center, kicker and punters are so important, how come they are almost never selected in the first round?
Checkmate atheists.
>>64144498
A claim without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
Also not having a left tackle is ridiculous
>>64144498
That Trip is just looking for attention ignore it. That being said Conerbacks and Defensive linemen somewhere on there
>>64143929
Who is taking their wildcard spot? Falcons or Bucs? Vikings have tie breaker over the Falcons, and the Bucs have a game against the Panthers.
Their last 3 games are Bears, Giants and @ Green Bay. Green Bay could probably be resting their starters that week. They already beat the Bears and the Giants aren't looking that good right now.
They probably only need to win one of those games. I'm not saying they would win a playoff game, but they're playing two sub .500 teams and the only time they've lost to a team like that was the 49ers in week one.
2 of their losses were 23-20 on their last possession.
Would teh Browns be less of a trainwreck right now if they took teh risk and drafted Donovan McNabb instead of Tim Couch in '99?
>>64144557
McNabb would've never been good
>>64144247
Eagles
20 (Dawkins)
Jon Runyun
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/10/souce-a-lot-of-truth-to-demarco-wanting-to-return-to-dallas/
HE WANTS TO COME BACK
HE WANTS TO COME BACK, HAT IN HAND, BEGGING TO SUCK JERRY'S DICK
>>64144468
>no TE
shit list m8
Gronk is basically Randy moss and a good left tackle rolled into 1
>>64144468
Left tackle and defensive end ya dumbass
>>64144557
whoever the poor bastard they drafted for "franchise" QB would have failed regardless.
>>64144577
Gronk can't catch 60-yard bombs with one hand, m8.
Bills : cakes
Jets : lemon going bad
Pats : vodka
Dolphins : sushi
Steelers : whipped cheese
Ravens : fried rat
Bengals : grilled steak
Browns : moldy bones
Raiders : wine
Chiefs : peppers
Chargers : toast burnt black
Broncos : clams
Texans : salsa
Colts : blue berries
Titans : fried chicken
Jags : korean bbq
Cowboys : ribs
Eagles : liquid shit in a glass
R******** : veal
Giants : French bread
GB : cheese block
Detroit : lamb chops
Vikes : mutton chops
Bears : meat
49ers : piss in glass
Rams : pistachios
Cards : roasted Phoenix
Seahawks : roasted pigeon
Panthers : Asian meat
Bucs : gazpacho
Falcons : over cooked chicken
Saints : you ate a piece a metal
>>64144656
what the fuck am I reading?
>>64144667
If teams were food
I have a game lads.
Take all the teams in the NFL that arent animal related and then assign an animal to them.
>>64144674
Patriots would be Cheetahs.
>>64144522
1. QB- This one should be self explanatory.
2. Middle Linebacker- Defensive caller and captain of the defense. Heart and soul of NFL football and the most important position on defense.
3. Center- The only player aside from the QB who touches the ball every snap. Reads the D line and adjusts the O line to compensate.
4. Kicker- One person who carries the burden of winning or losing squarely on his shoulders.
5. Punter- Another solo job that determines field position, paramount to the success of the rest of the team, particularly the defense.
Kickers and punters are generally taken for granted because they are less physical and more interchangeable, but they are no less important due to the individual responsibility that they have to succeed.
>>64144674
Dallas Sewer Rats
>>64144682
Jags would be Cheetos, because they're disgusting and no one in New England calls the snack "Cheetahs"
Edelman and Gronk back lads
Ladies and gentlemen, your NFC playoffs
>>64144711
dubs confirm???
>>64144674
Green bay Homosexuals
>>64144710
He said animal. Not snack you fucking retard.
>>64143765
This is happening my friend, Believe in it
>>64144716
Do people really not think the Vikings can beat the Bears and Giants?
I'm all for based winston getting into the playoffs but it's not too likely.
>>64144734
ah, I thought you replied to the teams as food post
captcha 420
>>64144750
What is reading comprehension for 500 please.
>>64144716
bro the vikings aren't gonna choke THAT hard. are they?
>>64143765
>Team with losing record in the playoofs
>Not even the last seed
This shouldn't even be legal
>>64144674
Bills : buffalo
Jets : vultures
Patriots : Mongoose
Steelers : armadillo
Browns : bulldogs
Raiders : Snake
Chiefs : cheetah
Chargers : horses
Texans : cattle
Titans : dragons
Redskins : endangered rhino
Cowboys : coyote
Giants : Dinosaur/Autismalodon
Vikings : Chimpanzee
Packers : dung beetles
49ers : centipede
Saints : saint Bernard
Bucs : pittbull
>>64144757
teach me, faggot
>>64144759
>this trip should kill himself
>>64144726
Both were in practice today apparently.
>>64144628
But he absolutely unequivocally has to be double teamed or you'll get #REKT
And he can block like a sunovabitch
the best wr broship in the league
The Oakland Raiders are easily one of the best all time teams, they've had 3 decades of success and 2 more of great seasons. This team just needs their coach to turn things around, Jack Del Rio will take us to our promised land : a winning season, Carr will lead the AFC WEST in pass yards and TDs, Amari Cooper will lead all rookies in touchdowns and receptions, Khalil Mack will lead us in Sacks and hurries and Charles Woodson will snag at least 5 more picks! Can a team be any greater? No, there's no team better than the Oakland Raiders, just telling it like it is /sp/.
Are all these Chiefs and Alex Smith copypastas the work of one autist?
