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Bucs are going to the playoffs edition
CHI:Report: Kevin White officially done for 2015
OAK:Amari Cooper (foot) pops up on injury report
NO:Brandin Cooks suffers concussion in practice
NE:Rob Gronkowski officially limited on Thursday
DEN:Kubiak: Thompson could start at running back
DEN:Ronnie Hillman expected to be 'full' Friday
PHI:Ryan Mathews upgraded to 'full' Thursday
CIN:Tyler Eifert (neck) 'full go' on Thursday
CLE:Travis Benjamin: I'll be active vs. the 49ers
CLE:Browns sign TE Barnidge to contract extension
CLE:Browns and Gary Barnidge nearing extension
TB:Bucs won't change offense for Saints matchup
first for viking's coaching staff
nth for fuck that other general made by that tripfag
Fourth for nailing your last second, end of semester assignments, and feeling confident in your results for the first time.
3rd for seattle one and done
1nd for Zimmer's missing burger
>>64137894
>blog posting
>trip fagging
Dolphins
>implying the Vikings won't lose 2 of their next 3
>implying we won't win our next 3
>implying we won't make the playoffs
Daily reminder that the Packers literally cannot win without refball
I'm just gonna leave this here
I don't think bridgewater can make this throw
DAILY REMINDER
Derek Carr is literally and unironically 0-20 when trailing or tied at half time
If thats not an ELITE stat, I dont know what the fuck is
BUCS
>>64137791
BUCS
>>64137916
BUCS
>CamVP posters bring up the last 4 games
>"if only the season was 4 games long"
>Seahawks win 3 straight games
>"STEP ASIDE NFCFAGS LMAO OWL BERTHE CONFIRMED"
>>64137947
too bad carr literally shit the bed and gave the game away in the second half
>>64137947
Also TYBW
I really wish we could have gotten into the playoffs for you
>>64137915
Why ain't we got no offense, man?
pls beat the Buncos Cincinnati
>implying the Bears won't take the Vikings' WC spot
>>64137957
says the worst team in the division
>>64137990
Hey dude can you remind me who won that game in the webm? Oh wait
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Fuck all tripfags
>>64137947
>le 3 pick man
at what moment did you realize that the buccaneers and their meme man rookie qb were going to the playoffs
describe it
>>64138053
the chargers are so bad they are literally shilling for the chiefs
OFFICIAL QB POWER RANKINGS!
1. Tom Brady
2. Carson Palmer
3. Cam Newton
4. Big Ben
5. Godgers
6. Andy Dalton
7. Russel Wilson
8. Philip Rivers
9. Drew Brees
10. Derek Carr
11. Blake Bortles
12. Jameis Winston
13. Jay Cutler
14. Tyrod Taylor
15. Marcus Mariota
16. Eli Manning
17. Matt Ryan
18. Alex Smith
19. Mathew Stafford
20. Ryan Fitzpatrick
21. Brian Hoyer
22. Matt Hasselbeck
23. Teddy Bridgewater
24. Kirk Cousins
25. Brock Osweiler
26. Sam Bradford
27. Ryan Tannehill
28. Blaine Gabbert
29. Nick Foles
30. Matt Cassel
31. Matt Schaub
32. Austin Davis
Call me an idiot if you want but at least give me a reason for why my picks are wrong and how you would fix them.
>>64137964
How's that date gonna go?
>>64137914
It's changed slightly. The official name for this rendition is Honolulu Blue.
>>64137915
49ers
>>64138053
>his team is so bad he shills for another division rival
pathetic
>>64138083
>Tom "throwing picks to iggles D" Brady and Carson Palmer above the MVP of the league
I kek'd
>>64138083
godgers is better than palmer newton and big ben
unless this is a recency bias sort of power ranking
>>64138120
god damn that hudson block, everytime
>>64138081
Nah, just laughing at all the raider spics who think that Carr is their future even though hes actually trash when the chips are down, I.E. that chiefs game
What are the best nicknames of players in the NFL of all time?
How about team nicknames?
>>64138145
Him and Crabs were amazing pick ups
This is my favorite play though
>>64138158
Too low desu
>>64138149
at least the raiders have a future m8
>>64138057
the first drive of the second half of the philly game. i was frothing at the mouth with frustration at the refs until i saw the score, at which point my eyes lit up and i started crying and sniveling and screaming Jameis' name.
>>64138098
idk I'm excited she said she cleaned her feet for me
>>64138120
>raiderspics made a bunch of webms of this game because this is the first time theyve blown out the chargers in like a decade
KEK, and you niggers will try and deny that you're obsessed lmao
>Newton
>Wilson
>Jameis
>Mariota
Quick, name a white, up and coming future elite QB.
>the year is 2018
>the Los Angeles Rams play the Los Angeles Chargers
Who wins, /nfl/?
people don't honestly believe brady's mvp after he's turned to shit when he doesn't have an elite supporting cast right?
>>64138083
>1. Tom Brady
>2. Carson Palmer
>3. Cam Newton
...
>7. Russel Wilson
Shit list.
>>64138188
>KEK, and you niggers will try and deny that you're obsessed lmao
says the guy who hangs out in raiders game threads because his team is so shitty, you were in a raiders gamethread while the chargers were playing, if that is not obsession I do not know what is
>>64138188
have fun living in the past
>>64138194
>implying Jimmy the Gent won't be elite after Brady leaves
>>64138194
Andrew Luck with a decent o-line
>>64138194
Derek carr, and I'm a chiefs fan saying this
>>64138197
the inglewood raiders brought to you by beats by dre
>>64138188
almost forgot about this one
>>64138194
Carr
Osweiler
[spoiler/] Manziel [spoiler]
>>64138083
>Bortles over Jameis
lol
>>64138226
>implying raiderspics werent making pre emptive celebration threads for charger games for like 5 weeks straight
holy fuck raiderspics are such little fragile manlets. They honestly cant take the shitposting/bantz. Its hilarious
>actually thinking a QB with a losing record and a QB that is 0-20 when trailing or tied at half time is elite
the raiderspic delusion is REAL
>>64138209
>turned to shit
>people honestly believe this
>his comparisons are Palmer abd Cam
>>64138248
I said white QB's, baka.
Bengals are da bomb
late xth for finals at 8am
>>64138290
found another one
hope palmer finally gets his mvp
deserves it tbqh
>>64138153
I'm gonna add specific game nick names too.
Purple People Eater
Night Train Lane
Body Bag Game
Gang Green
Steel Curtain
Legion of Boom
Reggie White, the Minister of Defense.
Concrete Charlie
Air Croyell
Air McNair
Music City Miracle
Deion Prime Time Sanders
Jerry GOAT Rice
TO
Ochocinco
Refrigerator Perry
Da Burrs
The Aints
I'll give it to Brock Lobster, that's a good one.
There's an Eagle by the name of Norm Wildman Willey, 2 time Pro Bowler and unofficial 17 sacks in one game
Amari Cooper is going to win rookie of the year
debate me
>>64138290
you can talk in generalities, but I'm talking about you m8 and your obsession
>be chargers fan
>post in raiders gamethread during chargers game
I'm sorry your team is so shitty and you have to watch the better and more exciting afc west california team
>>64138194
>tfw the Titans had to grab Mariota
Could've made a great rivalry with Winston if an NFC team had grabbed him.
>his team doesnt have an elite Kicker that can sing
>this was for charity too
Based Tucker
https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/675176521867403267
>>64138361
alex smith, i had him in a playoff fantasy pool
>>64138380
they'll probably give it to a qb just cause tbqh
>>64138380
not with those cement hands he won't and I'm a Raiders fan
>>64138380
but Jameis Winston is the only rookie in the running for the award who's going to win a playoff game
>>64138402
what the fuck was geno thinking on this play
>>64138322
you really are obsessed with beating the chargers arent you m8? Its ok, id be mad too at my daddy if he kept beating my ass for 9 years
>>64138381
>be a raiders fan
>show up in charger game threads and shitpost, but do it anonymously so no one can ever tell!!
kek raiderspics are pussies as well, my fucking sides!!!!
>>64138365
His weapons are ridiculous though.
Fitz
Brown
Floyd
And that Johnson kid is pretty good
As opposed to what Cam is sporting
And >Brody
>>64138153
I've always liked He Hate Me
>>64138083
>winston above Mariota even though he has less tds is 2 less games
mariota would have like 23 touchdowns if he had played all those games and 3 of 9 interceptions have been from tipped balls from the receiver or dropped passes
Also he's taken 7 more sacks in 2 less games and has the best red zone efficiency in the entire NFL right now
>>64138418
who the fuck knows
>>64138420
if you want to live in the past we should compare superbowl wins
>>64138401
Correct. The last to do it was Kurt Warner in his 51-45 shootout win over the Packers.
>>64138460
Winston has a better record, which counts for more no matter how much you bitch and moan
>>64138135
>his passer rating is under 100
>but muh drops
>>64138460
>rushing TD's are TD's
>>64138380
Winston has the inside position to the ROTY award. If the Bucs claw their way to a playoff spot, it's a done deal. If the Bucs miss the playoffs, it's more debatable but Winston would still be favored.
>>64138316
Do you have any Dalton webms from this season?
>>64138503
Better record because he has a RB who has more than 500 yards(Twice that actually) and gets to throw to Mike evans and Vincent Jackson, two gigantic and great players. Plus on defense he's had Gerald Mccoy, Lavonte David, and Alteraun Verner.
Don't act as if the Bucs team is god awful, they have a lot of talent, more than the Titans do
Individual merits cannnot mask a team effort you fucking casual
>>64138525
That image doesnt look right. PFF says the Pats have 40 drops
>>64138534
*aren't
>>64138194
Dalton
>>64138571
>and verner
i think you mean "and kwon alexander"
>>64138220
what would you change?
>>64138571
Did you not read my post
no matter how much you bitch and moan
>>64138418
>geno
>thinking
pick one
>people think Newton is MVP
>literally everybody does at this point
God I fucking HATE casuals
>>64138534
>yfw Winston rushes in more than Mariota
Mariota is a better pocket passer than Winston is, please check actual game highlights before replying
Winston is a statue in the pocket. There's a reason why Mariota has broken several rookie records so far, it's because he's one of the best damn prospects the NFL has seen in a while in the QB branch
>>64138083
>Cam Newton even in the top ten
His team is winning but it sure as fuck isn't because of him.
>>64137957
>Derek Carr is literally and unironically 0-20 when trailing or tied at half time
But he has around 6 4th quarter td wins this season his latest being in the titan game and they were down a fg or td at half
Which is the best Super Bowl and why is it Owl 38?
>2nd undrafted QB to play an Owl
>tough af Panthers D
>tough af Patriots D
>defensive battle in the 1st half
>Touchdown City in the 2nd
>young Steve Smith styling on Pats secondary
>high scoring
>another FG for the win
>Janet titty popping out
>>64138571
>and verner
Verner was playing like shit until he was moved to the slot corner. Also love how you pretend that the Titans don't have one of the best pass D's in the league.
>>64138631
Don't worry about them, once they're one and done in the playoffs, the cancer will die.
>>64138083
>cutler #13
ayy
>>64138616
That too, the Bucs have a pretty good team, to say "winston sure is a leader" is fucking amateur and retarded at best. The reason the Bucs were 2-14 last year was because Doug Martin was out and because a backup was starter
Is Jameis a starter in the NFL, and is he a great potential yeah of course
He's not the same bracket as Mariota, because Mariota is playing like a seasoned veteran with the ability to pick up blitzes and read defenses perfectly in the end zone.
>>64138655
>tfw thought for sure Katy's titty would pop out to guarantee a Patriots win during the owl
>tfw didn't happen and was on the edge of my seat the entire game
Butler still pulled through
>>64138693
And Walker is an elite TE
OFFICIAL QB POWER RANKINGS
1. Joe Webb
2. Joe Webb
3. Joe Webb
4. Joe Webb
5. Joe Webb
6. Joe Webb
7. Joe Webb
8. Joe Webb
9. Joe Webb
10. Joe Webb
11. Joe Webb
12. Joe Webb
13. Joe Webb
14. Joe Webb
15. Joe Webb
16. Joe Webb
17. Alex Smith
18. Joe Webb
19. Joe Webb
20. Joe Webb
21. Joe Webb
22. Joe Webb
23. Joe Webb
24. Joe Webb
25. Joe Webb
26. Joe Webb
27. Joe Webb
28. Joe Webb
29. Joe Webb
30. Joe Webb
31. Joe Webb
32. Joe Webb
>>64138648
>Why does this stat always feel manipulated?
Because it's one of those abstract stats. Different stat collectors gauge what is a "drop" differently.
Some think if the pass is too high, even if it hits their hands, or if pass has to be contested to be caught, and if it isn't blatantly within the receiver's grasp then it shouldn't count as a drop.
Others say any team a ball hits the hands, even if the receiver is in a fully-layout dive and the ball barely grazes his fingertips, then it is a drop.
And yada yada with everyone else in the middle of the two.
I have to say I lean more towards the second extreme. Wide receivers coach in high school always said, "if the ball hits your hands in anyway, you better fucking catch it" and thus we ran the ball because nobody could catch on our team.
>>64138731
too high or too low? Where would you put him?
>Packers needing refball to win against the lowest ranked team in the league.
>>64138562
No, I don't know how to make them and no one else seems to be making them
Hey Raiders, we'll trade Memewater for Carr.
>>64138764
And who else is great on the Titans offense
Lewan is a solid starter, but everyone else is either shaky, very bad, or injured.
I'm not going to lie Walker is very good, but Walker can't fill the void of an "elite" pair of WRs and every down RB like Martin
Are we going to split heads on that, or are you going to come to the realization that Mariota is doing a whole lot with a whole little unlike Winston?
>>64138827
deal, then at least carr would have a decent offensive coordinator
>>64138655
>any patriots bowl
lol no
>>64138750
we were 2-14 last year because we had the worst o line in the league
Jameis is playing with better sense for the pocket etc than Mariota is right now.
>>64138845
>whole lot
>3 wins
>>64138813
no I'm just pleasantly surprised that people are noticing his improvement
>>64138639
>Mariota is a better pocket passer than Winston is
Bullshit. Winston is in a different league than Mariota when it comes to pocket passing. Defenses can't even treat the guy like a rookie because he'll straight up ass fuck them.
>>64138757
>thought for sure Katy's titty would pop out
That would have been GOAT halftime show
Why haven't any of her exes released any nudes?
Come on John Mayer, share with us
>>64138733
36 started it all, 49 was great too, dat 4th QT comeback
Teflon Tom
Tom Terrific
Comeback Kid
>>64138481
>>64138322
>>64138228
>>64138120
>>64138040
>>64137947
TYBC :^)
>>64138750
>Mariota is playing like a seasoned veteran with the ability to pick up blitzes and read defenses in the end zone
All things that Winston has quickly acclimated to.
And not even 20 minutes ago you were harping about how Mariota has been sacked more than Winston in fewer games, yet he's better at recognizing and adjusting to blitzes.
K.
>>64138645
Look up all his losses on PFR and look at the boxscore and check what they all have in common
By the way that pic in the post you replied to is a game winning INT thrown by Carr
>>64138083
>anyone above dalton
>>64138901
the beginning of the end of that game, just can't hold onto the ball that long in this league
>>64138867
2500 yards 19 touchdowns 9 interceptions 95.9 rating and the best red zone rating in the NFL
>>64138875
Same with Mariota, he actually doesn't run unless it's a designed read. You don't think Mariota does the same, 300 less yards with 2 less games dude and he has 5% better accuracy a better ypa by .2 marginal, but still the point drives across that he does better with less
>>64138863
Better than that shitshow that was Bucs/Raiders. No one wants to see a team get absolutely shit on in the Owl. Close games are better
>>64138937
3-9
>>64138922
>Tyrod Taylor
Incredibly surprised.
>Jarvis Landry
LEL
>>64138926
agree have to be smart and throw it away there
>>64138903
>>64138903
Picking up a blitz doesn't mean that you can stop it you know. in 2 games Mettenberger got sacked 9 times to paint a picture on how bad the Titans line is
>>64138922
Well it's official. Jarvis Landry is a better QB than Aaron Rodgers.
>>64137791
>CLE:Browns sign TE Barnidge to contract extension
Talented player like Barnidge should take a pay cut to play somewhere that has a chance instead of the Factory of Sadness
RIP Gary's Career
>>64138863
>implying that fucking boring Buccs owl was entertaining to any fanbase besides their own.
Pats owls in the Brady-Belichick era are always close and come down to the wire.
>>64138645
The raiders were winning that titans game 10-6 at the half
Nice try raiderspic :^)
>>64138985
No, it was obvious during that 07' season Brady relied heavily on the boundless talents of the future HOFer Lawrence Mauroney
>>64138985
Rodgers
>>64138994
nothing less fun than watching the patriots ever
>>64138994
fuck the pats
>>64138901
Dude Carr is so elite xD
Thank you Based Carr!!! XD
>>64138947
Your argument has boiled down to team effort rather than individual merits.
You can keep repeating yourself though
Why are canadians even on this board, I haven't met a single canadian that actually understands this sport, they're either bandwagoning faggots or niggers
>>64139041
>Carr couldnt even beat the bears
Kek, truly a Franchise QB in the making
>>64139049
implying you're any better than them
>>64138978
Do the Titans lack money or something or is the FO just that shit at signing players?
>>64138053
Not a chiefs fan, 49ers fan, but from my unbiased opinion it funny how this is becoming true
>>64138153
The Bus
Too Tall Jones
Mean Joe Greene
Broadway Joe
Sweetness
Weapon X/Wolverine
Stephen Baker, the Touchdown Maker (only like 20 career TDs)
FredEX
Megatron
Legatron
Murderleg
The Ghost, and Ghost to the Post
Beast Mode
Nigerian Nightmare
The Hogs - Redskins fans
Honey Badger
A-Train
Ball Hawk Ed Reed
FitzMagic
Gronk
Joe Cool
Big Tuna
Wham Bam thank You Kam
L.T.
Thunder and Lightnin'
The Law Firm
Mercury Morris
Revis Island
Tom Terrific
TD
Jake the Snake
The Legend of Kiko Alonso
The Freak
Greatest Show on Turf
Cadillac Williams
Icky Shuffle
Big Blue Wrecking Crew
Blitz Inc
Dirty Birds
The Electric Company - Bills offensive line that paved the way for OJ Simpson...aka they were turning on the Juice
Gritz Blitz
Monsters of the Midway
>>64139049
>Your argument has boiled down to team effort rather than individual merits.
You can when plays by a QB are the difference between a win or a loss.
>>64139041
Obsession
>>64139049
No Country for Old Tripfags
Either get with the shitposting times or fade into obscurity m8
>>64139075
Carr lost to the Lions too
Football is a team sport last time I checked, not everything is on the QB.
>>64139086
>>64139086
I miss BJGE
>>64139105
whoops I quoted the wrong person
>>64139048
>>64139075
>>64139105
wow he threw a TD against the Browns so impressive not just anyone can do that
>>64139086
>no X-factor
smhtbhfam
>>64139049
my argument hasn't boiled down to anything, from the beginning it was just the bucs have a .500 record and the titans have a worse record
>>64139044
Colts-Bears owl sucked too
TYBC couldn't have this 5-7 record without you
>>64139086
>Gronk
>a good nickname
>no red ryder bb gun
im a bungles fan but this is too great to pass up
>>64139076
It's like why is the only colts fan such a faggot when the Jags and Texans fans are so nice and respectable on this board
I'm forming a coalition of sportsmanship against the Colts on this board
Only friendly discussion between Titans/Jags/Texans allowed
>>64139095
Well you know Mariota has done 2 minute warning drills and 4th quarter drives to put his team in place of wins, the running defense and coaching staff(Whisenhunt) was god awful though.
You have to realize that Doug Martin is a very great RB and that Mike Evans was the former rookie of the year and Vincent Jackson has been logging 17 yards per catch all his career
Mariota is putting up better stats with less, and it's not in garbage time either like you guys want to paint the narrative.
>>64139137
>>64139145
>Carr makes people this upset
TYBC
>>64139144
Most owls suck. They're mostly one sided since parity in the NFL is a joke.
>>64138640
>I know nothing about football desu
>>64138869
oh yeah I tried to be as unbiased as I could.
>>64139142
I like The Human Joystick better.
>>64139151
Dalton? It fits, I just haven't heard it before.
Gronk isn't necessarily a good or bad nickname, it's just become instantly recognizable and is a household nickname. Big Ben too.
>>64139131
>Derek Carr is literally winless if he isnt winning by half time
Look dude, you can keep posting all these WEBMs of Carr throwing to 6ft WR's but absolutely nothing will change the fact that he's garbage when the pressure is soley on him. I cant think of a single QB that has a winless record when losing or trailing at the half. Not even any of these meme QB's like shitwater and sackorpick have a stat like that. Its simply amazing how shit he is
>>64139165
Everyone knows Carr is qb with monster potential but the big question is which team will get to harness that potential? it certainly might not be the Raiders if this keeps up
>>64139193
yeah that works too
>>64139193
dalton's nickname is red rifle.
jj watt called him red ryder bb gun after the texans beat the bengals earlier this season
>>64139166
Agreed 2 divisions and 2 conferences with more wildcard spots and make the spots not exclusive to conferences
The best teams playing only rather than some shitty team that scraped by only because the other teams sucked
>>64139143
and it was garbage that I disproved rather easily
>>64139197
>>64139199
>literally this bootyblasted by based Carr
jej
>>64139175
>Panthers Defense is the reason they beat the Cowboys, a 3-8 team
Nig Newton had a grand total of ONE offensive TD against one of the shittiest teams in the league and he only got the one because of a penalty that kept a dead drive alive.
>>64138989
They'll be better when Manziel Matures. He's a good QB.
>>64139225
>bootyblasted by a QB with a losing record and a franchise thats becoming perennial losers
Kek, jokes on you raiderspic
>>64139197
Holy Shit! Are you telling me a 2 year rookie qb is making mistakes?! STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!
>>64139156
>You have to realize that Doug Martin is a very great RB and that Mike Evans was the former rookie of the year and Vincent Jackson has been logging 17 yards per catch all his career
You have to realize that both Evans and Jackson were both hurt at different points of the season and that Winston almost has complete control over the offense, which includes setting up plays for the run. When Winston gets to the line and changes formation and blocking assignments and it leads to productive run for Martin, you can't pretend that was all Martin.
>Mariota is putting up better stats with less
Winston had a four to five game stretch where they had division 3 practice squad wide receivers on the field. There's nothing less than that.
>>64139218
Swatt with the bantz.
>>64139128
Dude could run, reliable too.
>>64139114
Any other trons I forgot?
How about a 30 for 30 episode about CJ called "MEGATRON: Legacy"
>>64139224
did you somehow make the titans have a winning record? no? then you didn't disprove shit
>>64137916
>we
>>64139225
Best part of that Webm is the ref catching the ball at the end
>>64139277
>memes
>>64139229
You're just salty your healthy playoff bound cowboys got ass blasted by the "underdog" Panthers.
>>64139156
Evans isn't a former rookie of the year and not only that but he's regressed this year, with drops, stupid penalties and just generally playing passive. Jackson's only played half the games this season, and ASJ's only played two and a half. For most of the season, almost half of the Bucs offense, including Winston, was operated by rookies. 2 on the offensive line, with an UDFA rookie WR and TE.
Mariota's been a really impressive QB but he and Winston don't share a style of play. Mariota's more comfortable with short and underneath crossing patterns, while Winston's more comfortable pushing it in the 20-35 yard intermediate zone. Conveniently for Winston he's got a top 3 RB because otherwise there would be no time for those routes to develop.
The benefit to Mariota's comfort zone is the huge chunks that come from YAC and it took him no time to acclimate to the smaller throwing windows in the redzone.
>>64139248
>Derek Carr has literally gone a whole season of games without winning when hes trailing at half time
Jej, the raiders truly have found their franchise QB, hes a perfect fit for a franchise that loves to lose
>>64139260
>Lions
>Packers
>Cardinals
>Charles Hayley
>Soup nuts
>>64139257
You can't pretend as if Martin didn't rush in for 1400 yards when he was healthy also. This guy is a great runner. Plus Vincent Jackson and Mike Evans is stil lbetter than any receiver the Titans have and guess what Justin Hunter, Kendall Wright, and Harry Douglas have been injured..
Mariota does the same thing except he does it better. You'll say that Winston was working with practice squads players, that's what Mariota is doing right now and he put up a 3 touchdown 1 interception and 110 yards rushing effort for a win. That was all Mariota, no one but him. The RB was promoted from the practice squad, Dorial Green Beckham played his last year on a practice squad (because behavior issues) and then there's walker who's really good but still, one man can only make up for so many deficiencies.
Explain how Winston is better because Mariota has the edge on ypa, release speed, touchdowns, accuracy, red zone threat, and a better athlete
>>64139307
Not a Cowboys fan, if anything, I hate them
>>64139165
Amari Cooper really did more on that play than anything else.
>>64139260
>bucs
>pats, packers, colts, eagles
>cardinals, bengals, non-pats AFCE teams
>Warren Sapp, Darren Brooks
>three stooges is gay
>>64138083
Replace Austin Davis with Manziel since he's starting again.
>>64139260
>Packers
>Giants
>when the Packers lose in the playoffs, Cardinals I guess
>LeRoy Butler
>i dunno
>>64139381
>darren
well shit now i look like a fucking plebe
>people are still replying to irrelevant
yyy
>>64139351
Nah dude Carr possessed Coopers body because thats how ELITE he is
>>64139308
I don't think he has a problem throwing the deep ball, I think the problem lies with the talent in that area. You don't see a lot of developed reads for the Titans under Mularkey because he favors tight ends and short slant routes and because the line wont defend it
You got a 3rd string center, rookie LG, a backup RT, then shaky Chance Warmack and a decent starter in Lewan
You can't wait 3 seconds behind that line, I know Winston has a bad line but he's not getting hit around as much, I think it was somewhere around Mariota was under pressure around 60% of throws, but also has the highest in the NFL when under a blitz
>>64139347
I just don't understand the Panthers hate. I mean sure cam stole a laptop when he was like 18, we all make mistakes, but he's out there having fun with his team.
He isn't putting up Brady stats but no one can deny he isn't the main contributer to their wins. And yes the defense has saved them a few times but isn't that their job? Where was the defense when the saints put up 38 points a week ago and Cam still won the game.
Why do Raiders fans force this whole AC/DC thing?
Do they not care that AC/DC is shit, so long as they're famous?
>>64139260
>>your team
Bengals
>>team you don't want to see in the playoffs
Steelers
>>non playoff fans, what team will you support
lmao
>>favorite player drafted year you were born
The Bengals had a forgettable 1993 draft
>>favorite three stooges episode
n/a
>>64139342
>You can't pretend as if Martin didn't rush in for 1400 yards when he was healthy also. This guy is a great runner.
He did. Still, there was a streak during the season where he had a hard time getting 100 yards because teams were selling out for the run, but the offense was still making plays.
Also, none of the guys you mention are the equivalent of a game out of fucking Heidelberg.
>Explain how Winston is better because Mariota has the edge on ypa, release speed, touchdowns, accuracy, red zone threat, and a better athlete
Winston is better at reading defenses, has elite eye movement, makes elite NFL throws, has better command of the offense, and has god tier anticipation.
>>64139260
>titans
>colts
>probably the NFCE team because they're the most entertaining division in my opinion
>ray lewis
>
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>>64139537
famo
>>64139521
>reading defenses
Mariota's key to his 115.7 red zone rating is bating the safety as evidenced here in particular
http://www.musiccitymiracles.com/2015/12/8/9871510/watch-marcus-mariota-wins-with-his-eyes
>makes elite NFL throws
Check out the saints game and any Mariota highlight compilation video also his
>better command of the offense
you can provide facts on this how?
>god tier anticipation
Mariota has good accuracy too, he also has the among the fastest releases in the NFL
>>64139569
>Mariota has good accuracy too, he also has the among the fastest releases in the NFL
That's not the same thing as anticipation.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64139422
>>64139422
>I don't understand why people don't like what i like
this is you
The fact the Saints put up 30 on such an "elite" team just proved they were schedule babies. And Newton is a shit qb riding the coatails of his teams accomplishments and getting accolades he doesn't deserve.
>>64139569
>sbnation
filtered
>>64139604
He can watch a play unfold, yet his accuracy is lower than Mariota
mariota does the same thing and except he's more accurate than he is and has better stats in every important way, you'll say wins but the bucs are a better team
>>64139613
Alex has a beautiful deep ball
>>64139631
It was the video that I was linking
But sure filter because you're a fucking retard and don't want to actually provide any credence to your arguments
These generals grow worse by the days
>>64138655
43 was goat
>>64139658
i lied. i didn't actually filter you. just wanted to see how you'd respond to someone filtering you.
>these general grow worse by the day
a trend which you contribute to
filtered
Clinched Teams: Panthers,Cardinals
Eliminated Teams: Browns
Playoff Clinching Scenario's this Sunday assuming no ties
Broncos-Clinch Playoff spot with win AND either a steelers or jets loss
Broncos-Clinch Division with win and chiefs loss
Patriots-Clinch Playoff Spot with win or either a steelers or jets loss
Patriots-Clinch Division with win and Jets loss or jets, bengals, and eagles all lose.
Bengals-Clinch Playoff spot with chiefs or jets loss
Bengals-Clinch Division with win
Elimination Scenarios
Jaguars-Eliminated with Loss and either Jets or Bills or steelers or texans win.
Titans-Eliminated with Loss or either the colts or texans win
chargers- eliminated with loss or steelers win or raiders win or texans,colts, and bills all win
Dolphins-eliminated with loss and if both the jets and chiefs win
Ravens-eliminated with loss and either a chiefs, steelers. or raiders win
Saints-eliminated with loss
Lions-Eliminated with loss and seahawks win
49ers-eliminated with loss
rams-eliminated with loss and seahawks win
Broncos-Clinch Playoff spot with
>>64139707
By contributing with actual discussion to the sport rather than shitposting
>>64139737
>this retard titsfag trying to argue that Memeiota is better than Jameis in every thread
o i am laffin
>>64139737
>muh pedophilia is a valid, healthy lifestyle
yes, you
>edp legit losing it
Why'd Jay Cutler kill his brother-in-law?
>>64139769
>implying 16 year olds is bad
>>64139805
>another person who's mentally handicapped in support of pedophilia
not any sort of indication whatsoever
>>64139640
>He can watch a play unfold, yet his accuracy is lower than Mariota
Yes. Like I said, raw arm and foot mechanics. Still hasn't stopped him from being a better QB.
>mariota does the same thing and except he's more accurate than he is and has better stats in every important way, you'll say wins but the bucs are a better team
I really find it cute that you're willing to throw everyone under the bus just to sell Mariota. The Bucs haven't been that great outside the Eagles game. They just happened to win enough games to still be the playoff hunt and that's largely thanks to #3.
>>64138655
42 and 43 are the best consecutive super bowls of all timr
>>64139788
Probably something to do with strength of schedule or something
>>64138083
>Matt Ryan at 17
>Fitzmagic at 20
Are you serious?
>>64139838
I'm throwing a 3rd string center, a mid round rookie guard, a backup RT, and a warmack, then an injured WR corp, and a RB that was on the practice squad at the beginning of the year
Except Mariota has done everything better than Winston except won, but that cant' be pinned on one player
I've stated how Mariota is better and you haven't refuted a single point, any further quandary is just you being garrulous
Which is worse, unironically having a second team, or seriously supporting two teams equally and often except when they play each other?
>>64139847
are you fucking retarded
this whole conversation has been on pedophilia. you replied to my post about pedophilia saying teen bussy is the best bussy. if teen bussy has nothing to fucking do with pedophilia what the fuck are you doing REPLYING TO MY POST ABOUT PEDOPHILIA WITH A POST ABOUT TEEN BUSSY YOU FUCKING STUPID LITTLE SHIT I KNOW I JUST SAID YOU'RE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED BUT SHIT GODDAMN CENSOR YOURSELF NEXT TIME YOU'VE THE URGE TO POST BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY RETARDED
OFFICIAL TEXTBOOK QBs POWER RANKINGS
1. Roethlisberger
2. Rivers
3. Brady
4. Palmer
5. Brees
6. Rodgers
7. Cutler
8. Dalton
9. Carr
10. Newton
>>64139904
Winston is gonna be the tier just below elite
Mariota is gonna be elite
>>64139809
>go on his twitter
>see this
>implying his fatass didn't finish it anyways
good night /nfl/
never forget that Jameis is a better QB than Memeiota.
>>64139922
>Newton
Why is Irrelevant the only Tits fan to ever post?
>>64138083
>18. Alex Smith
>Worse than Carr, Bortles, Winston, Cutler, fucking TYROD TAYLOR, Marcus Mariota and Matty Ice Cold.
Yeah my asshole, I bet you have no clue what his stats are this year.
the patriots were 94-0 at home since 2001 when leading the game by more than 8 points at any time in the game
>94-1
The absolute mememan did something that any NFL coaches couldnt
Whatever happened to that Panthers trip? I would have figured he'd be posting non-stop this season.
Maybe them winning actually sparked him to go socialize and enjoy life.
>>64139923
I can get behind that, but I won't hear Winston is better than Mariota, it's a baseless claim
>>64139927
is that ketchup on a dog, the only acceptable hotdogs are grilled, with a good mustard, or with chili
Oven baked hotdogs with store brand condiments are beyond shit tier and you're simply eating cancer
>>64139955
Small fanbase in a redneck state
>>64139985
Fucking Bill I blame this loss on you what was the fucking point of that stupid meme kick reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64139967
>but teen =/= pedo
THEN WHY DID YOU RESPOND TO MY POST ABOUT PEDOPHILIA WITH A POST ABOUT TEEN SHIT
you lil retard
THIS IS LITERALLY YOU
>someone says "oranges are for fags"
>you say "hey man apples are fucking great"
>person says "oranges are shit stfu bitch"
>you say "hey wtf oranges aren't apples y r u talkin' bout oranges"
LITERALLY
YOU
>>64139997
Winston is better than mariota
>>64138361
S M E T H
M A N A G E R
E L I T E
T O B E
H O N E S T
>>64139955
>Titans
>fans
They probably have a bigger fanbase in Eugene, Oregon than in their own state.
>>64139985
>mfw Bill can't outsmart a meme coach
he's going senile
>>64140023
IRRELEVANT NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING BECAUSE THE MOMENT I BROUGHT UP PEDOPHILIA HE STOPPED REPLYING YOU FUCKING DUNCE
>>64139997
And saying Mariota is better is just as fucking baseless.
It's not like you've even watched a fucking Bucs game other than week 1 you fucking nigger faggot retard.
OFFICIAL LIST OF QBS WITH RINGS SORTED BY MOST TO LEAST
1.Brady
2.E.Manning
3.P.Manning
4.Brees
5.Rodgers
6.Wilson
>>64140080
daily reminder that if your QB isn't on this list, he is irrelevant
>>64140080
What about Ben
>>64140092
But Jameis doesn't get his for a few months yet
>>64140063
I can go by with some of Mariota's accolades being the best in the NFL is why
115.7 red zone efficiency, broken some rookie records, has more touchdowns in 2 less games, and a better accuracy rating and ypa
You know it's not that hard to piece two and two together, I know he plays well, but when all is said and done what the fuck does Winston have on that
>>64138057
Felt like someone took advantage of me
I kept saying NO but No wasn't good enough, literally wouldn't take No for answer
>>64140049
Because I've been banned for going off topic about this like 4 times faggot
I don't even like little girls, I like big perky boobs and asses
Sorry but the ideal age is 15-30
anything after that is wear and tear
>>64140080
>tfw best Manning is the only QB to beat Brady in an owl
peypey a shit, stat padding faggot ain't got shit on captain clutch
>>64140098
>but when all is said and done what the fuck does Winston have on that
3 wins
>>64138057
the moment I saw they were .500
>>64140119
>kirk cousins is better than philip rivers
>cam is better than brady and rodgers
this is you
>>64140108
Please tell us more.
We in no way are creating a profile about your tendencies and/or habits.
Also btw Do you think the Titans will finish with the worst record in the AFC?
>>64140116
>Brady could have had 6 rings and a season with a perfect record, indisputably cementing him as the best of all time.
FUCK YOU AUTISMO REEEEEEEE
I look exactly like Jay Cutler with (maybe) a little better body but i'm 5'5 and I don't smoke
how fucked am I
Time to enjoy a nice microwaved hot dog. And can't forget the ketchup. Let me go get it out of the fridge
>>64140159
nah they're going to get a win on the Texans and Colts I knwo that for sure. Maybe on the Jets
Plus I am 19 you know, I can legally bang a 16 year old
>>64140166
CAPTAIN CLUTCH
>>64140190
>what's your point
i literally made it right there for you
according to your post irrelevant is a pedo
>tfw final exam in ~7 hours
Do I just stay up, or should I grab a couple hours of sleep
>>64140222
Stay up.
You will be more focused at this point unless you are a very quick waker.
Also, depends on the subject. What final is it famm?
>>64140222
Get the sleep. Even if its a few hours, its far superior to pulling an all-nighter unless you literally have a shitload of material to cover.
>>64139985
>tfw you lose to the fucking iggles
absolutely terrible. No excuses.
Reminder that the Rams have the greatest throwback, and Color Rush jerseys in football.
>>64140232
Software Enterprise Systems
There's no actual math or programming, it's a very soft class
>>64140235
>>64140232
Mixed signals here guys.
Famous Jameis taking us to the playoffs for sure
>>64140243
i'll say yes if it will help you feel better about their lack of wins
>>64140250
;_; cri evertime
>>64140245
Ah, then go ahead and take a nap.
If it's soft and you feel comfortable about it then you should be fine.
>>64140235
I've covered it all, I'm just trying to memorize things. I need an 86% for an A in the class
>>64140238
rip
>>64140250
>gf
>>64139734
>49ers-eliminated with loss
>literally just that, no "and X wins or Y, Z all lose" etc
i am so tempted to get my hopes up for 8-8 tiebreaker wildcard shenanigans but that'll only make it actually hurt when i get disappointed
>>64140257
I dunno, does speaking the obvious make you feel better about you still missing the playoffs? Reel it in, bud.
>>64140196
>win on the colts
you have learned nothing
>>64140250
>Being a nigger
What jerseys does /sp/ own?
>>64140306
Andy Dalton
>you just know they're going to bring back the lime green jerseys when Seattle does a color rush game
quick
what's your favorite sports-pertaining element of the nfl
>>64140302
rude
so i guess you're just going to forget about all those times we charli posted together, just like that
>>64140306
Marques Colston
>>64140306
might get a Jameis color rush jersey
>>64140306
willis and gore ;_;7
>>64140317
>lime green jerseys
>someone thought this was a great idea
>>64140306
Ken Hamlin
>>64140243
>Piss yellow
Sorry famalam, make way
GOAT throwbacks coming through
Not to mention the white on blue Rasm throwbacks are better than the piss yellow anyway
>>64140306
>giving shekels to the conglomerate jew
Yes goyim yes buy other men's name for you to wear with pride, yes goyim please only for $500 goyim will you represent another man's legacy, yes goyim!
>>64140306
Khalil Mack
>>64140324
>tfw Bengals color rush jerseys would be a gross Orange on Orange
no thanks
>>64140306
Custom official with my name and birth year on it. Love it to death.
>>64140335
Because you tried really, really hard, I'll give you a 3/10
>>64140340
You thinking of getting a Cooper one?
>>64140350
Over how many years have you gotten that many jerseys?
>>64140306
>
It's like 200 dollars that you can only socially wear at a game
I'll maybe buy a aliexpress jersey
>>64140356
>that trip
>that pic
>this post
Oh man. What a post. Nailed it.
>>64139922
Cutler is a straight up meme.
>>64140356
>Rams
I'm sorry senpai. Fisher out when?
>>64140356
are you scared that super hackers are going to steal your identity
>>64140356
that's super tacky
>>64140368
I'd argue you could wear it to a bar on gameday during the game
>>64140377
Are you scared that super footballers are gonna steal your playoff chances?
>>64140331
>lime green on lime green color rush jerseys in centurylink
>on the same weekend as a sounders home game
my god
>>64140368
if you're a spic who lives in the hood you could wear it everyday
>>64140379
That's pushing it, but 200 dollars that you could always go in just your casual wear
>>64140396
Yeah good point. I didn't buy mine anyway, it was a gift
>>64140368
>not being able to wear your alma mater school jersey to a game because you can't go within 50 feet of a school
Thought you would buy a Mariota jersey since he is going to be better than Montana by next year
>>64140366
I'd consider Cooper or Carr. But frankly, working up my season ticket money (A's, not Raiders) is more important than another jersey right now.
>>64140391
If you were a fat black dude you could only wear jerseys honestly. I'm pretty that's half of every fat black men's wardrobe is
>>64140389
>saints
>rams
>bears
not really no
>>64140411
>Baseball season tickets
why
>playing madden
>Signed player named Dikon Jones
>DT out of USC
>>64139997
Why even eat a hotdog? Just get bratwurst, ya dingus.
>>64140396
GOAT jersey and you know it
>>64140222
I had my last one yesterday in the morning (Thursday). Stayed up studying and got like 5 hours of sleep (little more than plenty for me). Sitting there in class, I felt like I didn't study enough, but as soon as I started, the final seemed easy af
Good luck f.am
>>64140409
>going to high school football games
>ever
Or are you talking about wearing a high school football jersey to an actual NFL game
That's faux pas as fuck dude
I like Mariota, I don't like wasting 200 dollars on something I'll wear maybe once or twice a year
>>64140306
Brady away
Bruschi home
Gronk throwback
first two are old as hell and the Gronk one I got last year
>>64140334
>white on blue
Get out. Blue on yellow is god tier.
>>64140377
>needlessly posting your shit on the net
>>64140379
I guess you'd know, looking at the Bengals' regular jerseys every week. I got it 2 seasons ago when we had no sure franchise players yet. I don't care.
>>64140318
Only niggers have gfs.
It's either Charli, or prison.
>>64140418
>playing madden 09
>Signed a QB Luis Winstrait
>15-1 season
Spiller a good pickup since Cooks/Ingram might be out? Pass rb.
>>64140414
>not owning the entire Fubu 05 sports line
>>64140306
Bernie Kosar (2 of them, one went missing in 2005), Jim Brown, a Browns #99 "Return" jersey, Eric Metcalf, Joe Thomas, Manziel (new style, brown)
>>64140422
Brats are good, but they're so fucking greasy and I can hardly stomach one
If you get a good brand of hot dogs like Nathan's or Hebrew National's with a good mustard (I use an imported bavarian sweet mustard) then there's seldom anything better. The real key is avoiding the oven or ketchup
>>64140418
>Madden 15 draft
>need LB
>see "Raymond Lewis"
>draft him
>80 ovr
Felt good
>>64140441
>wears a shirt that has his last name plastered on its back but says he won't post his last name online because there's no point
>>64140442
allison looked a lot like charli 2bh
>>64140432
>not going to high school games
>not being allowed within 50 yards of a school zone
Fuckin casual
>>64140373
I hope to God Almighty that it'll be at the end of this season, but all of us Rams fans know that it won't be until his contract is up next season. Fuck Kroenke.
>>64140391
I'm a spic who lives in the suburbs. I could probably make it work.
>>64140445
>>64140408
It's both hilarious and pathetic that the janitors have it out for BB
>>64140463
Do you regret getting a Manziel jersey? The new colors are pretty cool, though
>>64140416
More games, comfy pace, good parking lot BBQs, summer is the time for sports, etc etc etc
>>64140469
>Madden 16
>NFL Draft 2016
>Browns
>1st overall pick
>"Shane Beard" Kicker, Alabama
Makes sense
>>64140470
>posting your name on 4chan in one of the more adversarial boards in which multiple posters have actively been doxxed and fucked with, even had their homes broken into
You've been living around these white people too long, son
You think you can trust them
>>64140483
Not really, I figure I may as well enjoy the meme while it lasts. I've only worn it once. I primarily stick with my old Kosar jersey that is faded. Makes me feel good.
>>64140306
Brady (home and throwback)
Gronk (away and throwback)
Wilfork (away and home XLIX patch)
Hightower (away)
Hannah (throwback)
Grogan (throwback, was Grandpa's favorite player)
I have a few more in storage but they're from when I was a kid/growing up. I really want to get a Hernandez jersey.
>>64140484
I suppose
>>64140441
Bengals jerseys are a worst average
>>64140431
Thanks rockstar
Michael Bush is a top 5 power RB in Madden, he trucks anyone!
>>64140494
Piss yellow is an eyesore friendo
>>64140494
>so naive that he thinks posting his last name is all it takes for someone to doxx you
you're better than this
>>64140306
Bucs Red Warren Sapp
Throwback Lee Roy Selmon
and my mom bought me a Revis jersey when he got traded, even though i told her I wanted a Gerald McCoy or Lavonte David. And it's also this weird "custom" design with like camo in it and stuff. It's cool and well made but like, I knew Revis wasn't gonna stay and shit.
And I still think dropping him was the wrong fucking choice.
>>64140476
stop projecting yourself on me faggot
Plus high school games are disgusting and boring as fuck. Who the fuck wants to waste 3 hours sitting in the stands while a bunch of fat teens walk and back and forth making shitty jokes the entire
Funny thing is that my only experiences with high school games was freshmen and middle school girls flirting with me while waiting for my friends
>>64140541
What's wrong with going to high school games at your alma mater and hanging out on the fence with all the other old guys rubbing snuff and bitching about refball?
>>64140541
>Who the fuck wants to waste 3 hours sitting in the stands while a bunch of fat teens walk and back and forth making shitty jokes the entire
This is literally every game thread faggot
>>64140350
OH and my new McCourty and Collins jerseys
>>64140483
They ban me because aint me.
>>64140500
Oh yeah did you finish your patches?
>>64139922
throw Flacco in for Newton and its good.
>mfw Carson Palmer
What the fuck happened? How the fuck did he just magically become a GOAT tier QB?
>>64140541
>my only experiences with high school games was freshmen and middle school girls flirting with me while waiting for my friends
can you elaborate on this please
i'd like to know what it's like
>>64140562
Larry Fitzgerald
Leaving Oakland
>>64140523
I love em, pal. Let's just agree to disagree because I like you Phillybros and I don't wanna talk shit.
>>64140532
As someone who's been doxxed on other sites because someone didn't take a liking to me, I'm not too keen. My name isn't remotely common, either.
>>64140541
Filthy Disgusting Casual.
Why are you even here?
Why don't you have a seat right over there.
>>64140465
Or you could go full retard poor gag and boil your hot dogs like a goddamn savage
>>64140558
Patches? That was Mac Supercomputer iirc, and I remember he posted a pic of Brady jerseys with the owl patches
>>64140552
Because high school games are one sided and boring as fuck
It's just hand off to the tallest and strongest guy
wow that one 6'5 guy a DE,CB,RB, QB, and Safety!!!
>>64140554
At least you're watching a polished product with the best athletes, not just a group of 16 year olds run wildcat
It's like comparing a high school band to the New York Philharmonic
>>64140573
Different strokes
Different folks
Blue on white is based as fuck
>bridgewater
more like terriblewater
>>64140494
>>posting your name on 4chan in one of the more adversarial boards in which multiple posters have actively been doxxed and fucked with, even had their homes broken into
I found the facebook of a dolphins trip but I forgot which one it was
Prob lamar
>>64140500
>Wilfork (away and home XLIX patch)
;_;
>>64138901
TYBC
>>64140599
>not shitwater
>toiletwater
>grungewater
>bustwater
>diarrhea
>>64140562
He's always been good
>>64140601
>tfw I've probably given enough personal info that someone who knows me could probably figure it out
>>64140567
In my experience it was just the cutest one would walk up and compliment me and call you over to talk to their group, you'd talk a bit and it'd be boring as fuck since it's not like they're great conversationalists or you can do anything other make out with 1000 people around you
I'd usually just walk away from at a certain point when I realized my friends came back
>>64140599
You can do better than that
>>64140588
>not scoring four touchdowns in a single game while playing for Polk High School
Just when you think tripfaggots can't get anymore casual your diddler ass shows up
>>64140605
I know senpai, but we all know he'll forever be a Patriot.
Derek Carr and Aaron Rodgers are tied for 4th most TDs in the league
>>64140643
>tfw Wilfork sacks Brady
>>64140617
The only guy to know me irl is Edelman Army, we've been friends since hs.
>>64140645
Tis a shame scrubs like rodgers share stats with true elites
http://www.sportsradiokjr.com/onair/dave-softy-mahler-8968/seahawks-opponent-audio-recap-rams-edition-11935992/
>tfw it never, ever gets old
>>64140652
>wilfork
>sacks
>>64140654
this tbqh
>>64140654
I don't talk about 4chan irl. I'm pretty much a normie besides my 4chan addiction
>>64140645
and people shit on rodgers for having a bad year
>>64140601
Oh and I found slot machine last year lel
>>64140665
Read his twitter
>>64140588
It's not entirely about the game, it's about bullshitting with like minded folk. It's like you don't understand how social interaction works.
>>64140652
Reminds me of earlier
>>64140629
i really can't
the only other thing i'm thinking of is "badwater"
>>64140681
you should do a meet up
>>64140693
lmao
>>64140676
Same here. I've never gotten to the point of using memes and phrases outside of this place. If I did...good lord.
Post your face when wilfork unintentionally breaks Brady's leg
>tfw couldn't decide whether to watch Thursday Night Football or the MST3K double feature
>>64140605
>>64140693
Based fucking Wilfork
>>64140708
>no pic of him in overalls or eating a turkey leg in this
0/10
>>64140708
He looks like a fat Lavar Burton in the upper left.
>>64140654
How do NFL quarterbacks deal with being worse than a cawk loving queerdo like Rodgers?
Vikings can't even beat a homo with none of his power bottom receivers even playing. Must be quite a hit to their manhood to be shown up and lose the division every year to a Superb Owl MVP gaydo.
>>64140667
Ugh, heres your reply too i guess.
>>64140676
As you shouldn't lol
>>64140695
Nah i hate him desu
>>64140683
I understand that I can do a plethora of other things with my friends like go to a college or NFL game and use friday to play games, movies, or a plethora of other better and mroe fun things to do
but yes redpill me on shitty high school games
>>64140676
Being a complete normie
Must be an awful existence
>>64140693
Fatso already has one foot amputated from the diebeetus
Brady can limp faster than his fat ass can run
>>64138194
Grayson
One can only hope, r-right?
>>64140727
Did you forget your meme arrows
>>64140725
i like talking to you guys here but i don't think i'd ever want to meet up
yall are probably all 287 lbs and smelly anyway
>>64140727
>plethora
someone's taken AP english
>>64140730
vince wilfork ran his 40 .2 faster than brady
>>64140727
>I can do a plethora of other things with my friends
>friends
>>64138379
Does Dome Patrol count?
>>64140727
Just give it a shot.
>>64140703
>tfw no o-line and this could actually happen
>>64140748
lol'd at pic name
You can just watch anime also
>>64140727
You are definitely not over 18.
>>64138379
>no Kardiac Kids
>>64138153
Jack "The Assassin" Tatum
>>64140730
>implying slow as Brady is faster than anyone
come on, even I know Vince is faster than Brady
>>64138153
Jack "The Assassin" Tatum
>>64138379
>No soul patrol
>>64140727
>friends
>implying someone is your friend because they sent you a letter
A restraining order
Who are some of the available new head coaches for be next season?
>>64140785
Hue Jackson rip
>>64140730
Please don't hate on based Vince
>>64140785
Joe Philbin
>>64138379
>no Cardiac Cats
>>64140768
Vince is fast as fuck though.
He ran a 5.08 at the combine
That's really fucking fast for 300+ behemoth
>>64140785
jim tomsula if >we lose on sunday
>>64140703
Id crie
>>64140741
Yeah to be the only xirl boxed in by retard strong football NEETS would be scary.
I wanna meet maya though ;-;
>>64140785
McCoy to the dolphins
CAP IT
>>64140730
>Patriots fan
>hating on based Wilfork
c'mon man
>>64140815
How does Tomsula still have a job?
>>64140819
oddish is a girl
sort of
and i haven't seen mayo posting as much here, is he dead or what
>>64140790
>implying he's retarded enough to take the job
I've heard the typical rumors:
>Jackson
>literally everyone up to and possibly including the personal janitor of BB
>>64140850
i wouldn't mind if he killed himself
>>64140850
>oddish is a girl
LONDON
>>64140815
ARE YOU READY FOR THE DEPRESSION BOWL!!!!!
>the Browns will brown this one away, too
>>64140862
>implying everyone wouldn't be better off if you tripfags all left for good
1-9 and the Panthers lose Sunday
0 and pats lose
>>64140785
I'm really hoping Art Briles coaches the Titans from Baylor
>>64140850
For some reason I still have this tab open
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lTNrM7bS4J
>>64140879
It's been decided
Panthers will Lose
>>64140868
but >we barely escaped chicago because robbie gould developed leprosy
if vic fangio didn't have his revenge than obergruppenfuhrer hitner will
>>64140601
I've only spoken to Get Brady through email, but because I wanted to ask him something. Pretty cool guy
>>64140879
good shit
>>64140862
Suicide isn't funny
>>64140850
Oddish is a bitch
I think sneak could pass if he dressed cute but idk
Maya is probably herding his meese and coaching football
>>64140862
bit harsh lad
>>64140884
lel who's that
sounds a bit nasal
>>64140914
aw that's cute
Ladies and gentlemen, your NFC playoffs
>>64140921
Oddish
Going to bed nerds, Bengals are da bomb
>>64140924
>that giants revenge game
fucking yessssss
>>64140924
>Seahawks taking two more losses
kek
ssshh it's a thursday night game. it didn't really happen...
>>64140921
F-fuck u m8
>>64140963
I completely forgot about tonight's game
>>64140914
I emailed scarlet once
Bout it.
>>64140963
Mash was an awful show
>>64140963
>tfw it's 2008 all over again
>>64140920
i have the body to be a trap but not the face
too much jawline and hair growth
>>64140924
>6-8
>>64140936
not a very convincing girl voice desu
>>64140894
I'm just stating facts. The 49ers cannot and will not out Brown the Browns. The kicker will take a direct snap and literally hand it off to your player.
>>64140988
If I see DAT BIRD ONE MORE TIME
>>64140924
>>64140955
NFC championship game is going to be Seahawks @ Giants
Seahawks will win and go to the rematch bowl against the Patriots.
Brady, who has been getting railed the second half of this season, will take one too many sack and get taken out of the game.
Seattle will proceed to repededly intercept Jimmy G and win in a blow out.
>>64140175
>5"5'
Damnalafam thats tough.
Pretty fucked, unless your charm is goat tier and you have a 7in+ drill bit.
>>64140998
capped, hoping it comes true
>>64140988
If i see THAT. BIRD. one more time...
WHOSE BIRD IS THAT?
>>64140955
senpai pls
>>64140998
>Implying Jameis Christ wouldn't shit all over the Giants in a revenge match
>>64140989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12U7OeXGRa8
>>64140998
i'd be okay with that.
>>64140998
>Seahawks vs. Giants NFCCG
I will legit cry when this happens.
>>64140984
& yr an awful namefag. so?
>>64140306
Brees third kit (with the stripes on sleeves)
Shockey camouflage
>>64140319
My nigga, I would love that one, or Ingram/Watson
Or Kikaha...
Too many wishes too few monies.
>>64141019
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHOSE BIRD THAT IS
>>64141022
kek
>>64141047
>>64141019
Samefag
>>64140989
Hormones help w/ facial hair
>>64141029
Chips was a good show
>>64141023
>>64141019
Kek a Doodle Doo
>>64141023
>nfl maymays
>from normiebook
>in the year 2015
>>64141062
>>64141065
It's practically littered with /sp/ content
>>64141028
When don't you cry
>>64140998
I counter your prediction with CARDINALS BENGALS SB50 REE
>>64141084
Sheeeeeit
>>64141062
>Greedos
What shitty luck
>>64141022
not bad
wanna come over and watch me jerk off to cartoons
>>64141044
i totally forgot jeremy shockey played for the saints
was he any good by then?
>>64141059
i like being able to grow a beard
also my shoulders are pretty broad
i'll stick with being a boy
>>64141023
>hits knee
>squirming on the ground in pain like a bitch
>it's a bruise, not a tear
Gronk has such a shit pain tolerance
>>64141023
Gronk : Skilled player at skill position who needs a knee to run precise routes
Watt : Meme player at dumb dumb position that can wrap his hand up like a club and JPP niggas upside the head
No Comparison
Why Gronk has an OWL ring and Watt has nothing except Verizon commercials
>>64141022
Laffed
>>64141090
>wanna come over and watch me jerk off to cartoons
can i tape it and post to pornhub
https://youtu.be/KKHKtkct5Hw
You now remember Steve Largent laying the hammer down on a Broncos DB
>>64141073
Redskinns are Jar Jar
Fits perfectly when RGNig was playing
>>64140998
>tfw the xircücks winning an owl in levi's stadium does NOT result in the death of the york family
>>64141073
I like it
>>64141128
Of course, my Browns are manlets
>>64141099
not sure how well that would do
i used to have a mirror on the door to my room and sometimes i would look up and catch a glimpse my emotionless face while jerking off and be very disconcerted
>>64141108
as i recall this was retaliation for a hit on largent earlier in the season by that guy
hell of a hit for a white WR tho
>>64141147
it'll be fine, i've always wanted to direct a porn.
ever eat your own cum?
>>64141084
When angels don't deserve to die.
>>64141073
>literally the worst droid
>not the HK47ers
>>64141156
Wake up
>>64141147
Edelman layed out whats his name from the jets in 09 or 10, elite rb guy. Pretty much sealed his career.
>>64141156
?
>>64141162
Got what they deserve
>>64141151
not to my knowledge no
i can't imagine it's very palatable
>>64141182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQsGeKN6qk
and was it ladainian tomlinson? i think i remember that
>>64141197
it's very bitter.
>>64141191
Best part about the Packers sucking is that the Vikings STILL can't beat them
>>64141191
new seizure meds have caused me to wake up 10 times a nightso no thanks
>>64141197
Mhm
>>64141156
I don't think you trust
>>64141182
>you now remember when Edelman would play corner
Why is he so based?
>>64141182
h-he's going to be ok right? I miss watching based jew torching defenses with his speed and juking abilities.
>>64141203
you should eat more pineapple, that helps right
>>64141206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBC9HCGJuNc
only video i can find
edelman may be the most recent white person to play corner in the NFL unless weddle did it at some point and i don't remember it
>>64141222
I think most of his tackles caused injury including the sb forearm snap thing
>>64141235
ye apparently.
but would you want your semen to taste good? it's a slippery slope from experimenting sexually to casual snacking.
>>64141204
it's kind of funny and sad how no matter how hard the packers try to lose the division the other teams seem to outdo them. The Packers have tried for 30% of the season, still without their #1 WR and will still likely win the division. Maybe not though, who knows anymore
>>64141222
nice trips
>>64141244
What's wrong with that? You can't be losing those sweet gainz
>>64141234
AFCCG if IF we're lucky.
>>64141222
Randy moss had an interception
JJ Watt broke his fucking hand.
Gronkowski is practicing again.
Last time the Patriots played the
Texans it was absolute devastation
How scared should I be?
>>64141239
>tackled the shit out of Vince Young to stop a TD
>forced fumble against Ratbirds in AFCCG
>rekt Tomlinson with tackle
>took out that xekluck after he INT'd Brady
Based
>>64141256
Gronk is practicing but that doesn't mean he'll play. They're being extra cautious with him.
>>64141234
>>64141254
Our Judío Basado is already showing up to practice. Today was his first day back, leaped up to make some nice catches. Gronk is practicing again, as is Chung.
Get hype
>>64141256
>implying watt wont club brady to death with his cast
>>64141244
it's a conundrum
personally i don't think i'd be affected much either way, but i also just don't eat much pineapple
isn't part of the appeal for making someone else eat your cum is that it tastes bad
idk i guess it depends
>>64141261
he tackled vince young?
Goodnight
>>64141062
>BB as Sheeve
BASED
>>64141287
Mhmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdIG2IvNI2Q
>>64141093
He knows hes injury prone so he freaks the fuck out at the slightest thing
>>64141298
100% certified kosher AND the only goyim he kills are the ones belichick tells him to
Well, this was fun for a bit this morning. Now it's just a Pats circle jerk.
Just got back from my first NFL game game with my dad, I had a fucking blast glad the cardinals came away with the win. There was alot of viking fans in AZ they were cool as fuck though nice people
>>64141073
>Hutts
I get it, people from Wisconsin are fat. Ha ha. Clinton Dix.
New thread btw
>>64137819
>>64137819
>>64137819
>>64137819
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