OFFICIAL TNF VIKINGS VS CARDS PRE-GAME THREAD
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who ya got familia
I'm starting Malcolm Floyd over TY Hilton. Am I crazy?
Vikings will win the game and the owl tbqh
Quick reminder that Wisconsin is less white, poorer, more stupid, and without even a modicum of the economic ability compared to Minnesota
They literally live in the Midwest's New Jersey
Here's what Wisconsinites can be proud of
>m-muhh football championships before the forward pass was invented
Quick reminder that Favre left Pissconsin laughing and all his stats belong to us. I'm surprised you faggots even allowed him back considering how your cancerous fanbase drove him out and booed him through the doors
>>64128836
>an american football contest
Alright, I'll allow it
which team has more owl wins again
>>64128910
>singles
>>64129157
> the 2009 saints kucked both these teams
>>64129157
which team has more Owl appearances?
>NFL Network
Are you fucking kidding me?
Cardinals are an American bird representing America's unique position as leader of the world.
Vikings are Yuro shit that they made up to make themselves feel like they were strong before they got keked to death
i have bortles brees and alex smith. who do i start this week? i can pick two
>>64129248
brees and brothless
>>64129226
I like how they switched back to only on NFLN mid season after everybody got used to it on CBS.
High tier bait and switch
If Carson Palmer hadn't spent almost his entire career on a team full of inmates, he would have at least 3 owls by now
>>64129299
Yeah I thought it would be on CBS.
>>64129316
That's some high delusion right there.
>>64129230
Trump's a moron
>>64129226
>>NFL Network
This.
>>64128836
Water under the Bridge throws for 400 yards.
Rudolph catches two TDs
AP gets 2 TDs and 150 yards as the Cardinals are shocked at home
When I need some really reliable gap material, I know I can always go back and watch week 17 Cards vs Vikings 2003. Stay forever keked Viqueens
>>64129446
>this goy again
Guys chill, cards win this in an unwatchable blowout
In Living Color is the best comedy sketch show of all time.
>>64129402
Subhuman marxist scum detected
>>64129402
You have to go back
>>64129456
>Guys chill, cards win this in an unwatchable blowou
It would still be nice to watch it.
GO CARDS
Let's get another win
>>64129567
>implying it wasn't MadTV
Vikings are fucked
>>64129654
You prick. Think of the children.
vikings bout to get KEKED senpai
cHawkfag checking in
suck my dick Arizona
>>64129226
might not even watch I hate laggy streams desu senpai
The Minnesota Vikings will win this football game
>>64129712
Mah nigga
>>64129852
I'm just watching for the inevitable Carson Palmer or Larry Fitz glass knees moment
>"Jersey Guys" documentary on after the game
>Watching it the other night
>"Hey, this guy talking in the parking lot looks and talks famil-"
>It's my Dad in the late-70's
>>64129446
>"facemask"
>>64129936
the fuck that has to do with this game
>>64129992
The game is on NFL Network you mongloid.
>>64129936
why are you posting this every day?
>>64130035
Bengals
>>64130035
What is the Denver Broncshits against the Pats without the help of the refs?
>>64129936
>anime
Anyone got the stream?
>>64130071
I got The Stream when I ficked Your Mom, but I took some pennicillin and it cleared right up
>>64130063
tru
what the fuck? why is coming through my tv in spanish?
>>64130043
>>64129936
your blog is irrelvant faggot
I don't really care about this game at all, but I'm just so bored
Who should I root for?
>>64130142
>file name
>>64130179
pray for a record number of injuries, 2bh
>>64130179
the sweet release of death
>>64130179
If Cards win then Us 12's an hero
If Vikings win Cheeseheads an hero
Any outcome is good 2bh
>cards
>winning
Top lel
>>64130254
>an hero
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhm no
we'll pick up the WC easily, if we don't find an edge around Phoenix outright
somebody cap this and post it again when I'm proven correct
>White guy
>Asian girl
>>64130308
At this point I'll take any commercial that isn't BM/WF
>>64130308
AMWF best
>>64130342
sick of commericals atm family
>>64130355
>atm
redditor here. where can i watch this for free?
>this skit
kill me
>supposed to start at 8pm ET
>it's now 8:30
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO THEY DO THIS
>Franken
>John McCain
Nice job arming and funding ISIS you fuck
>Al Franken defending the Vikings
this seems right
>vs's senator Mccain
this also is neat
Al Franken for President
>McCain is a Cards fan
We've already won.
this commercial is actually funny imo
get these blowhards off of my tv
>mccain franken football debate
sides status: killed by isis
the fuq is this stupid shit
just show the game already
Let's go cards
#CARDS4TRUMP
>>64130399
>mccain is the Senator from AZ
fuckin' retard
>>64130380
lrn2read
/pol/ BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
DUMP THE CHUMP, STAND WITH RAND
>DUMP THE CHUMP, STAND WITH RAND
DUMP THE CHUMP, STAND WITH RAND
>DUMP THE CHUMP, STAND WITH RAND
>>64129446
worst banter in history
NIGGER
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>Hawks fans want to win the division still
I want the Hawks to face the NFC East team. Hopefully the Cowboys.
>anti-Trump shilling in football games
Mother fucker
>that whole skit
![220px-John_McCain_official_portrait_2009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dcNJLU5.jpg "220px-John McCain official portrait 2009[1]")
Based McCain Liberals BTFO
Should have been president
This News Hour skit is retarded.
>Mccain supports the cards
IT'S ALREADY OVER
>top tier bants
>>64130306
Someone put a cap on this fucker.
Will the Vikings get btfo 2 weeks in a row?
>all that old man banter
>lgtss
So, what's Arizona even know for anyway?
>this parks and recreation tier sketch
i like it
AP goes for 200 yards, cap it
>>64130481
mexicans
>>64130481
Mexicans
>>64130481
Deserts
Meth
>>64130431
so what I'm seeing here is that the Vikings always buttfuck the Cards.
>>64130452
>a senator supports the team from his state
no shit?
>>64130481
old white people and mexico: part 2
>>64130481
Grand Canyon
what the fuck rhodes
>tfw born in Seattle but live in Phoenix
>I'll have TWO teams to support in the playoffs
>>64130481
We're better than Texas
>>64130427
Can you even read?
>>64130481
Imagine if you went back to where white people were higher class citizens in the us.
Its basically that
Diggs should be able to break one long one on a missed assignment tonight. He's getting at least 80 yards and a TD
People live in Arizona? WTF
>they convert on third down
it is already ogre
>>64130481
Mexicans, meth, airforce bases, snow birds, deserts and porn
>>64130481
Guns
Meth
Old People
Grand Canyon
Joe Arpaio
Mexicans
>>64130541
>literally living in a place that doesn't have enough water to support human life
I don't get it either
How do we unfuck Mike Zimmer's shit guys?
Eric Kendricks used to live 2 doors down from me in the dorms here at UCLA
John the loser jinxed you idiots
>>64130541
Glendale isn't that bad, at least where I've stayed and visited. I like the AMC theater that's in the shadows of U of P Stadium
>>64130541
This actually baffles me, how can people live in Arizona? It's the hottest place in the US outside of Hell.
>AZ is a desert memes already
every thread
>>64130525
>two teams
>same conference
>same division
DISGUSTING!
FLAG BALL MOTHER FUCKERS
GREATEST ALLIES
>>64130592
send him 100 burgers
>was just about to post the 250 word essay copypasta
>just reminded myself I have to turn in a 10 page essay in 3 hours that I haven't even started
>>64130613
There is no humidity so 110 feels like 80ish
>>64130625
Fuck off swede, you don't know how this works
>>64130625
we can still shit post this thread to death, rite?
>>64130614
It is a desert.
The mistake people make is not knowing what a desert is.
>>64130625
fuck off u swedish faggot
>>64130625
fuck off
we've been through this a million times before, pre-game thread turns into the game thread.
Nice hands larry.
>>64130625
may as well cut to the chase
>>64128757
Why can't Minnesota play defense?
LFJ is a hof lock
>Vikings defense
Top kek
>every pass is completed
>2 defensive penalties on one play
Goddammit
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that TNF with the TARDinals was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs
>>64130584
The top half of AZ is nothing but mountains and even forests. Also the colorado river flows through AZ. There's no water shortage here
>>64130709
that's what she said xd
I like the grey out for the score board
they need to be more consistent on when they display it that way though..
Who else here /greenstuff/?
>>64130720
>Why can't Minnesota play defense?
Harrison Smith
Linval Joseph
Anthony Barr
Andrew Sendejo
are the starters and are all out injured. 3 out 4 are pro bowl caliber
>>64130738
This pasta is stale.
Why do you idiots live in a fucking desert?
>>64130655
This. Been to Phoenix and Vegas many times and the heat is nothing like Florida
>>64130613
yeah but we never have to deal with snow bullshit in the metro
jesus i'd rather sweat than freeze my ass off, i'm cold enough when it gets to 60, which it is right now
Go Cardinals
Holy shit Vikings are going to lose by 20
CHALLENGE!
Why does Arians have a fucking paperboy hat?
Is he going to wear a fedora next?
FUMBLE DUMBLE
Plz be a fumble
THATS A FUMBLE
CHALLENGE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>your hair will never flow freely in the wind like Larry Fitzgerald
Stream where?
F U M B L E
U
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B
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that is definitely a fumblel
This is gonna be one of those games
Fuck dat bird
>Tardinals
>>64130842
r/nflstreams
>the city of arizona
All right fellow NFL owners (if you have purchased stock), who are we rooting for?
If the Vikings win, it makes it a possibility the Packers could come back and take the 2nd seed.
If they lose, it's basically damage control for Green Bay because at least we will win the division.
JUST
Elbow was down
Vikings are going to get refballed
>>64130842
acestream://9eae8bfcaf6841b27117604cd552d5d47b18fa2b
>>64130842
Your local cable provider.
Fuck, that drive was going so well
>>64130828
>>64130831
>>64130844
>>64130848
they are gonna say the play was blown dead
>Vikings
I hope one of those gods floating around in space is enough of a Vikes fan to throw em a bone here
>>64130819
>paperboy hat
>>64130787
It's december and I walk around in a tshirt and shorts. GG fag
>>64130872
David Johnson pls
Bench that retard for the night
>>64130773
>implying anyone will ever remember Joseph as a Vikings
He will always be remember as a Giant and his career is over, his only SB ring will be with Giants.
Do the refs even try?
Two weeks in a row they try to fuck the vikings out of turnovers
>call upheld
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
REFBALL
YES GREATEST ALLIES
>stands
what in the fuck
>Vikings
>>64129712
sup fellow 12th
REFBALL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS LOL
>>64130867
You really are fucking delusional aren't you?
greatest ally
his elbow was clearly fucking down
REFBALL
R E F B A L L
E
F
B
A
L
L
FML
>>64130867
go away
>>64130907
>this
>>64130927
Stands mean that they don't have enough conclusive evident to confirm it.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR ARIZONA CARDINALS MVP
What a tackle
>>64130927
>>64130926
>>64130925
>>64130919
elbow was down you faggot
Good call to be quite frank.
>passing the ball to a receiver literally 2 feet away from him rushing at him
WHY?
>>64130907
>It's august and I can't go outside because every surface is molten
Feex
>Refs helping us
>Queens crying about refball
Isn't refball at all. Ball never leaves his hands.
>dropson
>naming your kid 'Captain'
Alpha as hell
>no td
Packers fans LGTSS
>Vikings
>>64130876
wat in the fuck is this shitty shit...i need a stream
>dropped
AHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUKT TARDINALS
JUST LET IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE THATS FINE
New to /nfl/, who are the favorites?
>>64130961
Well fuck you Frank.
Which girls are better Minneapolis or Phoenix?
>>64130960
i was elbow deep in your mum
THAT DROP
D R O P P E D
R
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P
E
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THERE STILL IS A CHANCE LADS
BENCH THAT FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64130956
You are correct.
>>64131000
Dat bird.
>cries of refball already
Good fuck y guys are delusional.
>>64131000
cowboys
Will the Eagles finally be able to beat the Cardinals this year?
TIME FOR MEMEWATER
Kill me.
>>64130867
Vikes. It hurts but I don't want to face the shehawks in the wildcard round
>>64130907
can't deny the joy of never seeing snow
Well that was a win holding them to 3 after based Palmer going off
>>64130960
If it's too close to call, you go with the call on the field. Good call, no refball yet
HIGH POWERED OFFENSE
>>64131011
Phoenix girls are hotter.
>>64131015
who hasn't
>>64131011
>fat ugly midwesterns vs fat meth addicted southerns
>>64130985
get back to the fucking basement. have fun getting swept by the vikes every season for the next decade
>>64131011
Minnesotans are all fat. Arizona has ASU. Gee I wonder...
>>64131015
mustve been a conjugal visit.
>>64130907
Enjoy your Mexicans and shitty scenery, faggot
You're no better than a fucking Syrian refugee.
is there anything Russel won't shill for?
>>64131038
thad be great m8
>not scoring a TD against this Vikings "defense"
Step it up Cardinals.
>>64131000
nice trips
>no td
JUST
>>64131011
both are dumpster fire tier
>>64131026
Madre dia Dios!!!
>>64131045
only because there's no water in arizona
>>64131011
>midwestern whitebread or chicanos
hmmm
Woke up at 4:30 am for this, hoping for a good game desu
>>64130997
>Cards show they can easily roll through Vikes defense in first series
>Viking fans getting hyped
>>64131011
ASU sluts will leave you with an itchy crotch.
well here comes the walking disaster known as bridgewater
Vikings fans, you do know if you actually let Bridgewater be your QB, eventually you will have to pay him a 100 million dollar contract.
Do you guys give oral pleasure to a woman or is that only for cücks?
I actually like doing it
>>64131080
Being a non-ćuck
>>64131040
Why not
>>64130842
thanks senpai
ASU sluts are the ones in all the Backroom Casting Couch videos, yeah?
>>64131098
How's putinland
>>64131011
>midwest "girls"
>hot
No.
Is Bridgewater a meme?
>3 minutes of commercials
>10 seconds for the kick
>3 minutes of commercials
please stop
>>64130993
Lol
Man I remember when lgtss meant lesbian gay transsexual straight spectrum lol oh my. That's how you'd ask someone straight gay or what ever
Same with ftw meaning fuck the world
You kids
>>64131057
>Can't even beat the puckers
>>64131101
There was nothing to feel good about in that 1st series. Now we get to watch Bridgewater struggle. Cool story.
>>64131098
tfw don't get to watch live NFL @ retarded ass hours.
>>64130787
I'm gonna let you in on a secret: we don't have to worry about heat because everyone walks around naked.
man i love commercials
>>64131101
>only got a field goal because refs turned a blind eye to a fumble
>easily rolled through
>>64131011
>all of the delicious girls with scandinavian blood in the twin cities
former desu
>>64131115
If he wins us a ring, I will gladly let rick and zimzam fire the entire team, save for teddy, and pay him the entire salary cap, every year.
I would forfeit five years of Vikings football for an owl.
If Teddy doesn't line up in the shotgun tonight Norv Turner is officially retarded
>>64131121
Because the way both teams are playing the hawks will roll us 40-3
>>64131040
dont be a fucking pussy. the seahawks have been exposed. if your DC knows how to draw up a decent blitz, its over
>>64131133
Nah. Those are women with enough self respect to get paid.
ASU women get bukaked for free.
>>64131146
Every game
>>64131142
see for yourself, decide on your own
>>64131101
Think if this defense was healthy.
1) Washington
2) Oregon
3) Colorado
4) Utah
.
.
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900000) Mexifornia
9999999999999) vegas
9999999999999^999999999) Arizona
>>64131177
Doobly doobs confirms
>>64131166
>norv turner is officially retarded
Just noticing this now?
>>64131115
>tfw we either let him play long enough to fuck us if he's terrible or we let him play long enough as a good game manager a la Flacco and fuck us
>>64131117
>munching on some slags stank ass cut
Tip top kuck
>>64131160
>and they're all gonna get culturally enriched by the Somalians
literally Sweden 2.0
>>64131149
SWEPT
W
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P
T
>>64131160
I'm a Minne-bro, but I love those Latina girls down in Phoenix
>commercial
>kick return
>commercial
>>64131117
I like getting my face all smelly from the pussy then kissing my mom goodnight
>I never get a (you) in these game threads
>protect the nest
pretty lame slogan, honestly
it's over cards are finished.
>>64131182
>MUH Cascadia
Doesn't Seattle have a socialist mayor and city council? Your state is fucking shit. Oregon is just as bad with Portland.
>>64131182
>no ID or MT
that's ok ;_;
we didn't want to be ranked anyway
>>64131182
Western states are so big that you can't generalize them. Eastern Colorado is literally Kansas for example.
>>64130972
completely used to it
>>64131079
enjoy shoveling snow faggot
>>64131182
Liberal nigger
I always had the thought that Arizona State girls are the shizniz
>64131236
you're a faggot
>>64131182
>vegas
>state
The average american, everybody.
>>64131236
there you go
>AP: dude gimmie more carries, I can win this
>can't even get a first down
:/
23 yards
3
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>vikings
>black
Fuck this sjw revisionist history bullshit
>>64131248
both shit tier with indiana just a little above montana
Asiata is a great backup. He did well when AD went down
>>64131236
Don't be sad, friend.
OH SHIT A PASS COMPLETION ON 3RD DOWN
>>64131182
wrong once again
>>64131263
>implying any of the real hot bitches go to football games
>>64131226
>Needing the Burrs and Lions to beat the puckers for you
which team has the better offense?
>>64131298
Game high no doubt
Based AP
>>64131182
Idaho is in the top 5 desu
>>64131182
>1. Washington
>2. Arizona
>3. California
>4. Colorado
>9001. Nevada
>900000001. Utah
>9000000000001. New Mexico
>900000000000000000000001. Oregon
ALL DAY
>>64131117
I used to taste the chocolate every night
>>64131326
cowboys
WEW lad
>>64131326
Pats
AP MY NIGGA
>>64129678
>Implying MadTV wasn't SNL tier
RUN GAME IS BACK LADS
WHAT THE FUCK
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE OF THE BEST DEFENSES IN THE LEAGUE
WHY IS SOME SHITTY QB AND AN OLD MAN CHILD ABUSING RB RIPPING US APART?
Adrian Peterson brutally whipping this Cards defense so far
>>64131302
>intentionally misspelling Iowa
tee hee, you sly boomce
Tards are fucked
is seattles D really that good? how come we didn't see any of this last week
>MUH BRIDGEWATER IS A MEME GUISE
GET FUCKED
>>64131303
i still remember that little fuckers cheeky 3 TD performance on my fantasy team lol
why are there so many viqueen fans in the stadium?
>>64131326
iggles if u include special teams as offense
My FUCKING DICK
THOSE CUTS
DAT HOLE
DAY DRIVE
AD JUKING MOTHER FUCKERS
>God
dat wiggle
>don't even get him on the ground
lmao Cardinals
holy shit vikings made the cards look like
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
>>64131182
>Anything below Utah
Mormons are the fucking worst. Anyone who's read A Study in Scarlet knows how devious they can be. They infect other states and multiply in droves.
Do the pros get to pick their jersey numbers?
I only ask because I don't know why the hell Bridgewater is #5. It's just not visually appeasing.
>>64131139
Decent, but I wouldn't mind moving to Western yurop
>>64131154
Lucky bastard
gonna make some pizza rolls fAm. what is everyone else having for the game
>bet $100 on the Cards thinking it was easy money
FUCK
>>64131342
>new mexico
>not just living in arizona or texas
>wanting to actually die from boredom
GO VIKINGS
>>64131372
itll be ok. our DC has to see the opposing drive or two to figure out how to completely stop it.
>>64131396
I could have QB'd that drive.
WIGGLE
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ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON ADRIAN PETERSON
ALL DAY
ALL DAY
TURDINALS
>implying Cards have a good run defense
>implying the key of this game won't be picks by teddy
>ITT
People who never watch cardinals football.
I think hes going for 200 tonight bros
>>64131374
How the fuck do you get ID out of Iowa? actually i think i mean idaho.
>cardshits
>the city of arizona
>letting the Vikings drive on you
>letting Adrian Peterson score
Kek
>The Arizona Kekinals
>Swiss cheese D
The Seahawks are gonna kek these fags in the playoffs.
>bustwater forever bailed out
AD KEEPIN IT 100
>cards
>elite
Pick one.
ALL DAY NIGGA
That fucking run.
Why are there EVER games when he gets less than 10 carries? It happens often
>>64131326
Packers
Is Adrian Peterson the biggest OLine baby of all time?
still the best hb in the nfl
Vikings made that shit look easy
I hope AD blows his knee out
>>64131399
Welcome to Arizona. We get shit tons of snowbirds this tme of year. Most of them are from either Minnesota or Iowa.
>that goth girl in that TIVO commercial
>seahawks literally made the Vikings look like dog shit
>cardinals make them look good
holy shit the tards lost all their steam didn't they?
>>64131396
I didn't see Memewater score on that drive, you kuck.
Goddammit I'm going to get my hopes up. That Bridgewater didn't look like the one from the puckers or seakeks games
>TARDINAL SIN
WALSH DIDN'T MISS AS WELL
WHAT A DRIVE
>AP will never have a ring
HAHAAHAHA THANK YOU BASED VIKINGS!!!!
I'm so glad the Hawks don't get raped at home by shit teams
>Adrian Beatherson
>Tards
>cards are contenders for the owl
>DEM JUKES
>>64131420
leftover szechuan chicken and pork fried rice
I honestly don't understand how the Vikings have won so many games when all you have to do is put 8 or 9 guys in the box and force shitty ass Teddy Bridgewater to throw the ball, which he can't do.
>too soon
>even for you
goaterson
PAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
that kek commercial
>>64131482
my highschool fetish is reborn...
>Waste half of the quarter to get a field goal
>Vikings score a touchdown in 3 minutes
Arizona Cardinals confirmed shit team.
that was too easy for them
>>64131451
>not Illinois
nigga you high
>>64131485
400 yards
cap this
>>64131442
>implying Teddy throws the ball unless it's 100%
He takes sacks left and right because he refuses to throw contested balls.
A L L D A Y
P
A L L D A Y
>>64131495
good feel
>>64131513
Dank meme
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT BRIDGEWATER HANDOFF TO AD
ELITE
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>>64131495
>AD will never blow his knee out
>>64131477
>>64131477
>being this fucking new
You must not watch handegg too often >>64131480
Light yourself on fire
>>64131417
They do. they can pick whatever number is available
I don't like fast game threads, they scare me
come back low thread games
>>64131485
i didn't see any meme shit either faggot.
when will you dumbasses learn that bridgewater has huge potential but hes stunted by norv and ap
>>64131182
1. Arizona
SUPERMASSIVE POWER GAP
2. Nevada
3. Colorado
4. Utah
5. Idaho
9000000000001. New Mexico
90000000000000001. Montana
90000000000000000000001. Oregon
9000000000000000000000000001. Washington
9000000000000000000000000000000001. California
>>64131509
Superb Owl Fiddy here we come
>>64131509
Is this the best sports gif of all time?
>not traveling to work w/ a parachute and a back mounted fan
Pussies
>M-MUH BRIDGEWATER IS A MEME R-RIGHT?
>This Papa Johns commercial
What the fuck
Just remember, you aren't enough of an idiot to live in the MIDDLE OF A FUCKING DESERT
JJ Watt's tongue pisses me off
>>64131544
This does things to my penis.
what is this faggot ad
>give up one td
>le this team is shit xDDDDDDDDD
Never change, spee
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64131581
JJ Watt is literally the most popular player in football.
Anyone got a decent Paul Allen radio stream?
Pls respond
>>64131509
He can throw it short to the flat
>>64131547
Now slow down son, there's still a lot left for Bridgewater to learn before he becomes a handoff master
>>64131577
Will Teddy Bridgewater be elected into the hall of fame?
+1 if you agree
How many super bowls have the vikings won?
>>64131577
black qbs are by definition memes
This Sky Sports stream is advertising loans with a 1295% apr, what the fuck
>>64131420
I had soup
>>64131576
>tfw :/
>>64131574
SKOL TO THAT BROTHER. IT'S GUNNA BE A BLOODBATH TONIGHT
>>64131575
no it's rollerskating raptors mascot
>>64131495
>implying he's not getting traded to the cowboys along with Manziel and then win 3 straight owls
>>64131605
They call it shitposting for a reason senpai.
>>64131509
The same way we went 10-6 in 2011. A based run game with All Day and a solid defense
>>64131605
A Russian knows more about football than 90% of Amerimorons.
>>64131572
Much better. Seattle and Portland bring down Washington and Oregon into third world status.
>>64131571
>hurr he'll shine soon, just you wait
>it's not his fault he's a meme!
Give your loved ones sleeping pills and light their house on fire, you faggot.
>>64131544
oh god, christina hendricks
>>64131525
kek No. Teddy won't have a 400 yard game in his whole career
How bad are the Hawks crushing AZ in 3 weeks?
>>64131631
Honeybadger BTFO
>>64131652
>not shitposting
dubs confirm INT on this drive
>MUH PLAYS
isn't it a bit early for Bruce Arians to get A Football Life segment
any chrome extension that can fake your location. it wont let me listen to based wolfey when the cardinals do something good
>>64131226
Thanks Deadspin. The only part of Gawker that manages to be occasionally tolerable
>Cardinals are already losing
>Have my aspirin next to my drink
Just another day for a Card fan
>>64131675
cap my post faggot
>>64131575
Man gets hit in crotch with football
>>64131631
>a God amongst mortal RBs
>Unironically picking either one of these shit teams to make a Superb Owl
>>64131627
, means . In bongland
>>64131673
Not her.
>>64131696
Happy liver damage =3
>>64131720
wrong
>>64131692
>wolf
He might be a pompous son of a bitch but it's hilarious to here him go off on rants.
How come out of all the Western states, Arizona has the least amount of championships?
>>64131693
Jason Whitlock will kill Deadspin
>>64131692
pls respond
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE DEM BOYZZZZ
BROWN
TO THE HOUSE
VIKINGS BTFO
>Vikings
suck A DICK
what the fuck was that
>vikings
>vikeks
>vikings tackling
kek
>>64128836
receivers are such prissy bitches these days. it's routine after every incomplete pass to throw your hands up looking for a flag.
TO and moss never did that shit
>Viqueens
65 YARDS TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
65 YARDS
Jesus Christ, our defense is nonexistent
>>64131745
not before the Hulkster kills it first
dat John Brown
WOOOOOOOOOOW
>>64131676
seahawks will score 46 points
FUCK YES
DAT BIRDDDD
DAT DOO DOO BROWN
This game is so over.
DAMN NIGGA
BTFO
Right up the fucking sideline
>>64131544
Who is this semen demon?
we're back to the bullshit lads
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>viking fans thought they would win
how can one teams fans be the most delusional in sports
>>64131691
thought the same
i know he's been in the league for awhile, but he only just started coaching the cards. he hasn't really achieved much, to be honest
also
>vikings
>tackling
ffs
vikes in charge of pass coverage
ALL YOU FUCKING HAD TO DO WAS PUSH HIM OUT OF BOUNDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
look at that monkey run
CAN'T DOWN THE BROWN
>ANOTHER primetime game for the Cowshits
Seattle Seahawks: 1 championship
Arizona Cardinals: 0 championships
How did getting raped by the Steelers feel like?
Nice holding, cards.
>He thinks the Cardinals aren't the pretenders of the NFC!
lmao!
>Queens have an elite defense
> NO HOLDING
>>64129567
Check out the latest Tim Ferriss podcast with Jamie Foxx its some ill shit
Preparing for kikings blowout
godamn palmer is based as fuck
You were saying, xhehawks?
>>64131815
>Cowshits
????????
>>64131807
you're the expert since you seem them running into your mum's bedroom every night
>>64131816
>SEATTLE THIS BUTTHURT
>>64131772
It's not the recievers fault, it's the leagues.
>>64131748
I think hola does that
VIKINGS EXPOSED
peter pan's a dick
all he had to do was push him like a foot to the right
>vikings defense
>>64131815
Really almost every primetime game has had an NFC east team or 2 and it has been disgusting desu senpai
>>64131816
:^)
>>64131836
nah fuck jamie foxx. that black supremacist racist piece of shit.
HOLDING
>>64131816
Seakeks fans should know that feeling well.
Unless they're bandwagon faggots
>>64131816
You tell me senpai
>>64131793
it's Vica Kerekes, scene's from Muzi v nadeji
>>64131816
felt bad. felt really, really bad... still does...
>>64131832
>Holding
>Stepped out of bounds
PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64131797
Never said we'd win
>>64131825
Not if we're missing 4 pro bowl caliber defensive players
>>64131553
He did.
And he ran for 2k yards the next season
i followed the cardinals kicker on twitter when he was on my fantasy team but he seems to have deleted it, focusing on training to swing his fat leg i guess
>>64131816
But you both got raped in owls by the stillers
>John Brown
>He is actually black
>>64131847
Nobody cares, nordshit. Hey, some American anon make a thread
>>64131798
exactly how I feel
yeah he stepped in for pagano and coached big ben and that's great but that's better for an E:60 segment
>>64131816
I don't know son, I'm a green bay fan
MFW Adrian Beatshisson has more TDs this year than Memewater
look at that awesome route by john brown. just how they drew it up
>>64131735
Right, m8. Christina Hendricks does not have a copyright on being a big tittied ginger. Not only is this broad prettier than her, but it's some French movie that starts with "Men in". Can't remember the reat, but it isn't her
>tfw benched Brown for Amendola
>>64131911
And Pittsburgh is now an irrelevant team. Your point?
The point being, that on the biggest stage in this sport, the Steelers kucked both the Cardinals and Seahawks out of owls.
>>64131816
umadbro?
Vikings still have more SB appearances than them
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>64131911
No, both teams got raped by refs.
400 yards by bridgewater when?
>>64132261
over 4 games
>>64132362
happening soon shitlord
