1. The Answer
2. His Airness
3. Clyde the Glyde
4. The Iceman
5. Pistol Pete
6. The Big Fundamental
7. Agent Zero
8. The Admiral
9. The Black Mamba
10. The Glove
11. The Mailman
12. The Truth
13. The Polish Hammer
14. The Worm
15. White Chocolate
.
9001. King James
No Grandmama love?
>>64123329
>Big Ticket not in top 5
>Round Mound of Rebound not listed
>black mamba that low
>agent zero that low
>the truth that low
>hating on king james
>no chef harden
>no FREQ
>>64123391
Literally nothing creative about king James
>>64123391
>chef harden
>Copying the Lil B Cooking Dance
Agent Zero is prolly my fav cuz it fit Arenas in so many ways
>>64123391
>chef harden
literally le kill yourself
>>64123329
>No Sauce Castillo
Is this a fuckin joke
the dream should be up there
In Spain we used to have a commentator who used his own nicknames. Sounds like rubbish, but when you're young and it's 3am you really love them, and all my generation who was in Spain raised with them:
> Tracy 'Why are you so good?' McGrady
> Dennis 'Guess who's coming to diner' Rodman
> 'Today i love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow' was the couple Stockton-Malone
And and endless etcetera.
Sounds like total crap today and out of context, but back then you ended up enjoying every single one of them
>>64123401
>air jordan is literally a global brand that unborn children know inside the womb
>implying king james won't be the same, thanks to based nike
>>64123422
>>64123455
tears, my niggas
Not sure if that counts as a real nickname but all the "name initial-last name" nicknames (D-Rose, D-Wade, K-Love etc) are below shit tier
>>64123329
Agent Zero/Hibachi most underrated nickname all time
Round mound of rebound tho
>>64123544
There aren't many good nicknames in the NBA anymore. Players used to be creative with them and use it to market themselves, today they're just lazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN27demSPXg&t=2m41s
>>64123329
No Big Dog
No Grandmama
No Jesus Shuttlesworth
NO FUCKING 'MAGIC'
Step your shit up, son.
>>64123537
Nike doesn't sell $300 million worth of "King James" sneakers though, they sell Lebrons.
>>64123584
I can't think of a new nickname that's actually kind of fun other than "Swaggy P".
>>64123391
Kobe gave himself his nickname. Rule number one, it has to be given to you by someone else.
Curry being called the human highlight reel?
Dr.J
>>64123712
lol
>being a beta
>living by unspoken social rules
>being a no nickname nobody
>no half man- half amazing
give one of your favorite players a nickname that doesn't already have one
>le tri man
>>64123733
What? That was Dominique Wilkins.
>>64123754
Vinsanity was cool as well
>>64123754
>only half amazing
>>64123490
this to be honest family
>no the professor
but seriously, why did he not make it to the league? I used to watch those and1 tapes years ago, and could swear this nigga dropped out of high school to ball all day.
No love for Big Baby?
Anything that starts with The is retarded
>no mentions of Big Baby, Round Mound of Rebound, White Chocolate or the Reignman
>>64123845
that midget had no game
>>64123845
Why didn't all those Harlem Globetrobbers not make it to the league?! They never lose!
>>64123950
>>64123763
He's chef curry m8
"Black Mamba" was too try hard.
The Truth should be like top 5 imo
>>64123329
>no Paul "Anchorman" Millsap
Shiggery do da
>>64123329
>m
>a
>g
>i
>c
Magic should be #1. Most people probably think it's his birth name it stuck so well
>>64124446
he changed the first name game. No doubt greatness unfolding before our eyes ladies and gentlemen.
>>64123537
>based nike
1. Magic
2. His Airness
3. The Dream
4. The Truth
5. The Mailman
6. The Slim Reaper (KD is retarded for using his made up Servant bullshit over this)
7. Agent Zero
8. The Round Mound of Rebound
9. The Big Fundamental
10. White Chocolate
.
9001. The Servant
90001. Black Mamba
9000000000001. King James
>>64123763
He's already the Baby Faced Assassin and Goldenboy
Magic is the undisputable
>>64123401
it's a double entendre alluding to the famous King James of England as well as LeBron James himself and his status as king of the NBA
I hope that helps, I know a lot of basketball fans are thumb sucking retards
>no Swaggy P
>no Big Baby
>no Vinsanity
>no Chocolate Thunder.
>>64124637
Aka 2 already used boxing nicknames, needs a new one
>no AK47
Steph Curry is Chef Curry. I mean Drake even used it in a song. Never heard anyone say Chef Harden, his nickname is The Beard.
Dan "Make em Wider" Schneider
you are talking about the "not banging adults" league, right?
>>64124896
This
No disrespect to his airness and all, but Andrei had the best nickname of all time! Of all the time
>>64124261
Also this
>>64124446
And this
spuh nickname power rankings
1. Lelbron
2. Lebeta
3. Lechoke
4. Lepenis
5. Leflop
6. Lecramp
7. Shaw
8. Kobr
9. Slowbe Cryant
10. Draymond Meme
.
9001. "LeGod"
9002. "LeGOAT"
>>64125670
>no Lebrick
>leshit stains
>No The Warden
Where your
>>64123329
no veal
shit list
>>64123329
1. Magic
2. Iceman
3. The Truth
4. Dr. J
5. The Dream
>>64123329
>No Nate "Tiny" Archibald
>No Jesus Shuttlesworth
>No The Boston Strangler
>No Flying Dutchman
>No Vanilla Gorilla
>No AK47
>No Reign Man
>Literally not a single one of the gazillion nicknames for Shaq
Fucking terrible, did you even try OP? Better luck next time
downtown freddie brown is up there too
>>64123329
>no chocolate thunder
>>64123537
>mfw the basedgod curse will prevent james harden from ever having any success ever
>>64124623
>9001. The Servant
can you imagine a grown fucking man calling himself a servant? What a fucking beta kuckold. It's no wonder based russ runs that team
>60 posts in and no one has mentioned Earlier "The Pearl" Monroe
Rhyming nicknames are sweet as shit. Round mound of rebound is good too
>>64128808
*Earl "The Pearl" Monroe
Does GINOBILI have a nick name?
>>64128827
Blackie
>>64128801
I WAS JUST JOKING GUISE LMAO
>>64128827
I've heard the white mamba thrown around on a blog one time but he's not white
>>64128827
El Contusion
>>64128827
The Nubian Prince
1. His Airness
2. Hibachi
3. The Answer
4. The Mailman
5. Black Mamba
6. Dr. J
7. The Round Mound of Rebound
8. AK-47
9. The Truth
10. The Polish Hammer
>>64128827
GINOOOBILIIIIII
Recent faves:
>JIMMY BUCKETS
>THE CLAW
>STIFLE TOWER
>>64128827
Manu "Dive and Scream Against The Better Team" Ginobili
>>64123391
I don't mind the nickname Chef Harden. I really hate the cooking motion though.
It looks pretty dumb when he does it as he's running back, like after a 3. Better on an and1 play when play is stopped, I guess.
>No kobr
>No shaw
This semen slurping Power Ranking list isn't for me.
Dr. J has been criminally underrated in this thread
>>64129546
>steals cooking from lil b
>steals chef from chef curry
>steals integrity from the game of basketball
how lame can this nigga be
>>64127243
this desu
>no Pistol Pete
He literally shot from the hip and died young, it was perfect.
>>64128827
Batmanu?
For like a day anyway, after that bat-catching episode
>no White Mamba
>>64124701
>it's a double entendre alluding to the famous King James
wrong, it's alluding to the King James bible, essentially saying his authority on the court is equivalent to the word of God.
>>64123993
skip to my lou!
AK47 bruh
>>64123329
Dr. J, Magic, Ak47 and Big Ticket are all good ones that people have mentioned here.
I also liked Matrix for Marion.
>>64123329
>No The Big Ticket on the list
>>64123329
>No Wilt the Stilt
1/442
Objective Greatest NBA Nicknames Power Rankings
1. AK47
2. Diesel
3. The Answer
4. The Truth
5. Everyone else
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.
.
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9001. Durantula
>>64135424
>no Mailman
7/10
Never Nervous bruh
>ctrl+f
>Microwave
>0 of 0
Shit thread cunts
>no white mamba
>Chocolate Thunder
>not #1
>The Birdman
>not #2
>>64125670
Where is "LeCrab" in this
LeCrab is a fucking classic /sp/ nickname, you are a newfag for not knowing it
>No Oliver "Pig" Miller
>No "Big Country"
>No "Greek Freak"
>No "The Big Fundamental"
>No "World B. Free"
>No "Tractor Traylor"
>No "The Human Highlight Film"
SHIT LIST
>The Big O not listed
>>64136111
this
>>64123329
>no the servant at 9sextillion
>>64124623
>leaving The Answer out of the Top 10
Hating on based AI, come on man.
>>64133788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5q00ADuYto
Could you imagine if he was more athletically gifted? He would have averaged a Triple double easy.
>Amazing Vision
>Great face-up and post moves
>Killer fadeaway
>defensively sound
>heart
>very high basketball IQ
WOULDA BEEN THE G O A T.
>spudd web
No love for The Custodian, Brian Cardinal?
His airness? I always knew him as the Heir Apparent.
Much better imo, because it also sounds like Air Apparent.
>>64128827
Bald spot hot shot
Obi wan Ginobili
The nose with the flow
where's cornbread maxwell? or big baby?
Dr. J is highly underrated, so is The Mailman.
Black Mamba is so underwhelming.
The Slim Reaper is a GOAT nickname for Durant but his bitch ass is pretty much destroying everything that made him great.
Also Harden is The Beard not chef harden.
>>64124623
Shit list fuck yourself with an iron cactus please
No PorzinGOD? highly disapointed desu senpai baka
Legend
>Power rankings
>OP doesn't even have power gaps or tiers
jesus christ heres a real power ranking
>GOAT tier
1. Magic
2. The Truth
3. Dr. J
4. The Glove
5. The Answer
6. The Mailman
7. The Admiral
>Super catchy but not quite GOAT tier
8. Round Mound of Rebound
9. Vinsanity
10. White Chocolate
11. Slim Reaper
12. Big Baby Davis
13. AK47
14. Vanilla Gorilla
15. Pistol Pete
16. Big Ticket
17. Birdman
18. Greek Freak
19. Wilt The Stilt
20. White Mamba
21. Jimmy G Buckets
22. Chocolate Thunder
23. Chef Curry
24. The Polish hammer
>Boring and uninspired tier
25. His Airness
26. The Big Fundamental
27. King James
28. The Beard
29. Tiny
30. Baby Faced Assassin
>Shitty forced trying too hard tier
31. The Black Mamba
32. Durantula
33. Swaggy P
34. The Servant
Ones I forgot to put in top tier but I'm too lazy to change all the numbers: Z-Bo, Clyde the Glyde, Iceman, Agent Zero, Sauce Castillo, Diesel, Jesus Shuttleworth. Those all go in the top 2 tiers.
what was corey maggate's nickname? cheap porn or something like that.. it was pretty funny
I've always liked the Truth even though I hate Pierce.
>>64148316
Bad Porn - There may be penetration and scoring but are you really satisfied with what you're seeing?
GOAT nickname for sure
Ginger Nigger
>>64148130
no Chauncey 'Mr. Big Shot' Billups
no Rip Hamilton
no Vinny 'The Microwave' Johnson
no Dennis 'the worm' Rodman
I mean I know I'm Detroit biased but c'mon man one of these has to be up there
>>64148478
That is GOAT
>>64123329
The Admiral is the best one. David Robinson went to Navy
>>64149951
pay denbts
>no kobr
>>64149951
Hey. Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger".
Why hasn't "The Captain" been given his due?
Why the fuck is Dr J not 1?
>no stifle tower
come on OP, it's got everything. The fact he's tall, the fact he's French, the fact he stifles offensive plays, it's a good nickname.
>>64148130
We need to bring slim reaper back
That's got to be the goatest nickname of our time
>>64123329
>no vinsanity/half man half amazing/air canada
>no tough juice
>no bestbrook
I like this PR
