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We never actually figured it out, so I figured I'd bring it up again.

100 Brock Lesnars vs. 10 Silverback Gorillas. Who would win in a fight to the death?
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>>64105382
>says the hue
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we should clone brock lesnar right now

and some exemplar specimen of Silverback gorillas in the future as well

in 30 years we'd finally solve that
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>>64105371
Brock Lesnars.
They can plan and act as a team. Animals behave erratically and are just as likely to attack themselves, unless its the alpha and 9 females.
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question is: what would 100 brock lesnar clones around the world do??

would they try to crush the rest of humanity, receive augmentations deus ex like to become the soldier of the future, become goons of the migration/high sea, low water era overlords or what

idk
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>>64105739

Brock Lesnar is autistic as fuck so they would probably all live on a farm in seclusion like the current one does.
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>100 lesnars -vs- 10 gorillas
you don't know how this game works, do you? you could take 100 anons from this board and they'd probably still win.

if we're looking at it as 10v1, 2-4 would get fucked up by the enraging gorilla, while the rest wailing on his ass from behind and eventually take him down. once that one gorilla is dead, the first group now teams up with the next group and the number game becomes too much for the gorilla to handle.

if you're using 100 fucking lesnars, it wouldn't even be a contest.
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What about 100 Ronda Rouseys vs 10 prime Muhammad Alis?
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What about 1000 Honey Badgers vs. 100 Brock Lesnars?
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>>64105781
I think you're underestimating the strength of a gorilla
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>>64105850
I know that gorillas are pretty strong, but they're not even close to being strong enough to kill 100 average humans, let alone 100 Brock lesnars
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>>64105781
>100 anons from this board
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How the fuck would you even kill a gorilla barehanded? If you get anywhere near it it would absolutely manhandle you.
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>>64106696
>pretty strong
I think that's a bit of an understatement m80
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Gorillas aren't even that strong.
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>>64105767
kek
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>>64106696

A silverback gorilla can weigh up to 400 pounds and it's pretty much all muscle, I'm pretty sure they could rip the average human into pieces.
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>>64105809
100 Honey Badgers would be enough. Honey Badgers are notoriously difficult to kill, even for large carnivores
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>>64106749
https://youtu.be/4amRA0jl0qI?t=45s
look at this gorilla ripping a banana tree apart like it's a piece of paper
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We did solve it. Something about 100 Lesnars storming a gorilla funeral. It's done and dusted, mate. Someone has to have capped it, that post had hella replies. Some dude made it in Paint
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100 brocks vs. 10 kodiak bears

now that's when 100 lesnars would get btfo
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>>64105371
Can Bork use is Laser?
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>>64106749
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2009/02/how_strong_is_a_chimpanzee.html
And a chimp is about a third of the weight of a gorilla
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>>64106768
Brock Lesnars is 300 pounds of solid muscle.

300 lbs x 100 Brock Lesnars = 30,000 lbs
400 lbs x 10 gorillas = 4,000 lbs

Your retarded for even thinking the fight would be close
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>>64105371
He's already been beaten by a silverback
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>>64106715

kek'd
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brock
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>>64105781
>2-4 would get fucked up by the enraging gorilla
>mfw imagining some shitty tripfags getting ripped to shreds by a gorilla
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>>64106917
>brock lesnar benched 225lbsx 34 reps at his nfl combine
>benched 475, squatted 695 , and deadlifted 720 in his college wrestling days which I'd argue was his athletic prime

>it is estimated that an average gorilla can pick up 2000kg (4404 lbs)

your retarded for thinking the fight would even be close
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>>64106723
Hold it down and beat it to death I guess, blind it and stomp it in the head with your clone mates.
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>>64107939
>Hold it down
How do you hold down a gorilla?
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>>64107851
I'd like to see your source on that whole ''gorillas can lift two tons'' thing
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>>64107984
Keep them in poverty and introduce crack cocaine into their neighborhoods.
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>>64108068
Lmfao
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Honestly tho, the gorillas would win easily. Immense biting strength to add on to that already insane physical strength. There is a video of a rampaging gorilla and it flips a car over easily. The fucking thing rolled over twice. Skin is thick as fuck. They fight other gorillas in the wild so we know they can take damage greater than anything 1 Brock could deal out.
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>>64108068
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>>64107984
That was rather silly of me, hit and run tactics would be the way to go, try to as I said blind it and when it is hurt all just stomp the life out of the ape. It would take a while and you would lose a few lesnar clones but I think it is possible.
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>>64108382
You couldn't out run a gorilla.
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If anyone unironically thinks the gorillas wouldn't fucking slaughter the Lesnars, then I don't know what to say.
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>>64106715
Kek'd
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>>64108416
People need to watch more nature documentaries. Or get to the gym and just understand how strong a gorilla really is.
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Lesnar once F-5'd a fucking SHARK, the clones would dominate
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>>64105371
gorrilas are far strongrr than humans and they have sharp teeth, assuming the humans aren't armed there is no way to kil the gorillas
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Gorillas win because they are trained in Gorilla warfare.

Brocks aren't.
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>>64108478
I don't give a fuck about all that. The gorillas won't be able to account for the sneakiness and craftiness of 100 Lesnar's.

They will be getting attacked from all sides while they are stuck fighting seperately. Some gorillas might even run from the fight
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>>64108409
You circle it and use your agility, if you are getting attacked from 10 directions at once it can be overwhelming especially for an animal.
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The Gorillas are more than willing to kill to protect themselves. Once the first 20 Brocks are ripped apart the others would run for it.

WWE autists that actually think the Brocks would win. 10 chimpanzees would kill 100 Brocks
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And why are people assuming that the gorillas won't turn on each other?

We know the Lesnar's will be united but we can't say the same for wild beasts
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>>64108575
This. Purposely have one Lesnar commit suicide. Have a group of Lesnars make weapons out of the dead Lesnar bones. Start attacking their eyes and shit with the weapons. Win.
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>>64108649
>>64108575
you guys have no idea how strong a gorilla is. Lesnar would break his hands on how hard its fucking skull is. Not to mention one swipe from a gorilla would kill lesnar. The gorillas could bite lesnars fucking hands and forearms off.
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>>64108651
>muh big strong apes folded over a 1000 times inferior humans wouldn't beat them with 10 times their numbers
Sure thing m8.
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>>64108796
You seem to overestimate their agility, and when it's all said and done they are just flesh and bone, beat them enough and they will break.
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>>64108363
>video of rampaging gorilla and it flips over a car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id3t3nEpXIo

This is the closet video I could find
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>>64108897
You have to be shit posting. Flesh and bone sure but their flesh and bones are much thicker. You wouldnt or couldnt hurt a gorilla by punching it in the face. It would just get pissed
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>>64108967
A big professional fighter punching it will make a differance, it's not like i'm implying you are going to 1 hit KO it but if you punch it eyes out the gorilla will panic. It's not like 10 men will fold like wet paper even if it is against a gorilla.
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>>64108068
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Are the Lesnars allowed to make weapons out of their environment? Where is the fight taking place?
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If we mix Brock's genes with a silver back's genes, we would have the strongest black guy ever.

#science bitch #redditTIL
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>>64108068
Lol 11/10
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Is he autistic?
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>>64110557
He belongs to the slave class where those better than him can put his strong body to use. So he is just a little simple that's all.
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Can the Lesnars use other Lesnars as weapons?

What about the Gorillas? I mean what's stopping a Lesnar from ripping out a ribbone from a dead Lesnar/Gorilla and use it as a shank to proceed to kill the other Gorillas.

I mean, if it's an FFA without any rules to the death then all it takes is like 20 Lesnars to destroy one Gorilla, and the 80 Lesnars left can use the Gorillas rib bones as weapons to stab the other 9 Gorillas to death. I mean people forget humans have the ability to make tools so we're the superior species. Not because we're stronger or some shit.

I mean hell nothings stopping Lesnar from using the bones of another Lesnar and it's certainly a Lesnar thing to do. In the end Lesnar wins depending on the rules.
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>>64108655
Lmfao you've gotta be fucking kidding me

The lesnars would probably turn on each other too. The ego of 100 lesnars would be fucking massive
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>>64109137
I would expect a finkek such as yourself to understand the power of a gorilla. I mean they invaded your country, they fuck all your women, and you pussies stand their thumb in ass and watch. How can you sit here and say people would win?
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>>64112386
Keep dreaming of that gorilla bull fucking your imaginary gf you literal kekold. Man is at the top of the food chain for a reason pedro.
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>>64112445
In this instance we arnt using technology to fight the apes. We are using our bare hands, humans are soft and weak. Completely removed from nature and have no clue what to do. A defense mechanism of people is to pass out when frightened. Plus civilization never took root where beasts like gorillas and predators live, probably for a good reason.
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this is quite possibly the most autistic ongoing 4chan thread
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>>64106917
You forgot to account for the fact that gorillas can literally bite the Brock Lesnar's head off
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Wtf is a Brock lesnar going to do? Try and grapple a gorilla? Why not a Mike Tyson? At least he would try and knock them out or bite their ears off.
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>>64108897
you have to be shit posting. I mean seriously someone can't be this retarded.
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