>>/news/
>Report: WVU HC Hologorsen on hot seat
>Based God Bill Snyder will coach K-State next year
>Former Cuse HC Scott Schafer becomes new Maryland DC; prepares to get booty blasted by B1G East offenses
>Auburn DB Coach Robinson to SCAR as the DC
>Michigan TE Butt returning for senior year
>MSU LB Ed Davis eligible to play a 6th year
>TCU WR Doctson hopeful for bowl game; Oregon DB's on suicide watch
>Connor Cook wins 2015 Unitas Trophy
>Temple LB Matakevich wins Nagurski Trophy; Best defensive player
>Baker Basedfield wins 2015 Bulsworth Walk On Trophy
>Ole Miss WR Treadwell likely to forgo senior year, enter draft
>FCS Montana State QB Prukup looking to become the new Vernon Adams; Eyeing transfer to Texas/TCU/Oregon
>All American and All Conference teams released
>nike unveils new oregon unis for bowl game; "sparkles and memes are a priority here at nike"
>Oklahoma OC Riley wins Broyles
Award; At 32, youngest ever to do so
>Big XII bolsters future playoff hopes by requiring all members to play a P5 OOC starting next year
Too much news subsub edition
>>64098942
forgot this news bit
>Texas aTm confirmed weak bitch bois by refusing to play TTU
Whats the report on this Prukup kid
>>64098942
tasty OP tbqh
>>64099130
Sorry fäm
>>64099173
He played decent enough in the Montana-Montana State game, half of his passes were incomplete but had 3 TD's, his team is 5-6 if that tells you anything
>"Prukop told FOX Sports on Tuesday that “Oregon is my number one school right now because of the shotgun-style of offense they run,”
Sounds like a meme tßh
>"This season, Prukup was 216-for-344 for 3,025 yards, 28 touchdowns, and 11 interceptions, and ran for 797 yards and 11 touchdowns."
>>64099203
ty based spartybro
we dont need more playoff spots, we need every P5 (power 5) team to play 11 P5 games on their regular season schedules. this would solve everything.
go army beat navy
Reminder that this happened.
http://strawpoll.me/6209178
http://strawpoll.me/6209178
http://strawpoll.me/6209178
unofficial /spee/ vote for Heisman
>>64099997
Truely the team of destiny
>>64100125
>Truely
>>64100154
>state fans
>having an education
pick one
>>64100125
>me
>in charge of posting adequate resolution photos
>>64099130
aTm didn't have a say. Part of their SEC contract is that they cannot play any Texas B12 team in a non-NY6 bowl game.
>>64100162
How aboutt you suck my playoff cock cückeye/126 other FBS teams' fan
>>64100173
>>64100125
they have horrible deep ball defense though. evidenced by the nebraska game. don't like their chances against oklahoma
>>64100179
I thought the contract was SEC board has last say in who plays who, so they gave LSU the Texas Bowl bc Houston is one of the best recruiting cities in the nation and a good matchup vs. a poor run defense
>>64100193
ill see you in dallas fuccboi :^)
>>64100211
You're overlooking the x-factor.
We are getting our best DB back from injury.
We will still probably have to beat OU in a shootout, but Cook is pretty good at those.
have at it
guys you keep forgetting to post this in the OP
http://games.espn.go.com/college-bowl-mania/2015/en/group?groupID=92744
password: gripnsip
>>64100089
it's spuh not spee
posting from the future to let you know BYU hires Bevell as HC and Ty Detmer as OC
Is this Derrick Henry for real or another Bama RB bust?
>>64100593
He's a damn good RB but by no means a world-beater. Will probably be comparable to a slightly better version of Mark Ingram in the NFL.
>>64100361
Thanks for the shout out too OP
>>64100593
Has much better vision and lateral quickness than Trent Richardson for sure. He has made the least-talented O-line at Bama under Saban look better than they are. But like Richardson he won't be able to overpower players at the next level. Or he could run like Eddie Lacy and dish out the punishment. The jury is out.
Damn glad to see all that talent that is currently under NCAA investigation in Oxturd leave. I'm sure Freeze brought them aboard with his great Jesus speeches and not booster money and cars (Tunsil)
>>64100593
I'm a Clanga fan so I get to see Bama running backs shoved down our throat every year.
Henry is the best I've seen. He is as quicker and more explosive as Ingram and as big and strong as Lacy. Before we played them, I thought he was just a slow fat Bama fall forward for 5 yards back. Was wrong big time. Good vision, great lateral quickness and top end speed to outrun the entire defense at 240lbs
>>64100658
he also has elite speed and quickness though. people who don't watch him a lot don't get that
>>64099997
I wonder what it feels like to drag four people into the end zone. How much more manly can one become?
>All CFB players are younger than me now
>>64100211
>>64100278
>>64100125
you realize bama is gonna fucking wreck you right
>>64100776
Where have we heard that before?
>>64100785
Before the Capital One bowl, where we beat you 49-7?
>>64100799
hahaha
how about the last two bowls you've been in you double nigger
>>64100799
I hope Julio, Ingram, Lacy, and Trenton don't have big games against Kirk!
seriously what the fuck is MSU gonna do against Bama offensively. What could they possibly accomplish
>>64100908
The worst offense in the country, Florida, put 15 points up against you
your offense is a one-trick pony that shuts down if Henry doesn't get his 40 carries and 240 yards
MSU has the best front 7 in the country and is going to put and end to the memes
>>64100917
so im guessing you only looked at the box score? florida scored on an 85 yard punt return and one TD pass when the game was already over. kill yourself
>>64100579
>2014 Ohio State natty
>2015 Michigan State natty
>2016 Notre Dame natty
Would you even have enough angry shark pepes to post if that happened?
>>64100925
And to think, he has enjoyed more success in his time at Bama than Michigan State has in its entire history
>>64100917
on a kick return and a garbage time play. Admittedly you always run the risk of weird shit like that, but that's pretty much the only way MSU is gonna put any points on the board. It's not that MSU's offense is bad exactly, it's just the ideal offense to get absolutely shut down by Alabama's defense.
>your offense is a one-trick pony that shuts down if Henry doesn't get his 40 carries and 240 yards
...so we'll give him his 40 carries. he ran all over a better defense than yours last weekend so it should be fine.
>best front 7 in the country
ahahahahahahahahaha
>>64100908
>good OL
>Elite QB
Recipe to beat bammer
>Holgorsen on hot seat
THANK FUCKING GOD. I've been saying since we hired him that he is not a head coach. He is an offensive coordinator.
>>64100985
it'll be fine guys. our immobile qb who isn't even healthy and has absolutely no run game to support him will go out and beat bamas defense on his own lol
>>64100971
>good defense
>let FSU score 27 points and LSU 35
Let's not give Florida too much credit here. MSU has the same problem Bama does - they can't stop the pass, and MSU played much more pass-heavy teams than Bama did.
>Chad Kelly
>341 yards
>3 TDs
>Bamafags are going to get BTFO FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR
the memes end here
>>64101010
>December 31st
>3 weeks of recovery
>>64101014
When your offense is as bad as Florida's your defense is gonna spend a lot of time on the field and give up some points sooner or later as a result. Efficiency-wise they're still very very good.
Bama can absolutely stop the pass. And who were the good passing teams MSU played? Vernon Adams in questionable health - who else?
>>64101022
If turnovers go 5-0 in MSU's favor and y'all get a miracle bounce pass touchdown and an uncalled illegal pop pass td, in that situation, yeah, MSU has a chance. Short of that it's gonna be ugly
>>64101004
>Holgorson on the hot seat
Gee, I wonder who could possibly replace him?
>>64101053
The only pass-heavy teams you played were A&Meme and Ole Miss. Moot point, OU's going to extend their record to 4-1 against y'all anyway.
>It's gonna be ugly
t. aOSU
>>64100361
yeah this basically sums it up
anyone but bama tbqh fizzam
>>64101081
Arkansas, Miss St. Tennessee's passing game was OK.
I WAS ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW
TO BE BORN IN ALABAM
IM JUST LIKE MY DADDY'S SON
IMA PROUD OF WHO I AM
I'VE WENT THROUGH A LOT OF GOOD WOMEN
AND SHOOK OLD JIM BEAM'S HAND
AND IF I NEVER SEE THE PEARLY GATES
I'VE WALKED THROUGH THE PROMISE LAND
IF HEAVEN AIN'T A LOT LIKE DIXIE
I DONT WANT TO GO
IF HEAVEN AIN'T A LOT LIKE DIXIE
I'D JUST AS SOON STAY HOME
>>64101147
Exactly - OK. Clemson and Oklahoma are both a helluva lot better than OK, and both have defenses that can snub the run, especially Oklahoma. Y'all had better hope Basedfield, Shepard, and Perine get in a car wreck before the playoffs.
>>64101091
a dysfunctional team with an offense that we already knew sucked and that only gave its star back 13 carries. Great job. Now do it for 4 quarters against Derrick Henry. Even if you can, Bama will probably still get enough through the air to cover the spread.
I am from the future.
I have come to tell you that Rich Rod turned down the USC job so he could go to WVU. That is why WVU is considering firing Holgorson. WVU will also make the playoffs and win the NC.
>>64101147
Our pass offense is explosive with the best QB in school history and 2 NFL quality WR.
Our O line sucked was the problem (although Bama's dline is exceptionally great). Dak got sacked 9 times and pressured on every passing down, excluding screens. He also got knocked down something like 15 times excluding rushing attempts.
>>64101169
Arkansas threw the ball really well and we completely shut them down. Dak had a nice half or so but we held them to 6 points. OU's offense is good but they're not gods - congrats on 17 whole points against Texas! - and people talk about a potential matchup between them and Bama as though Bama's D will be a total nonentity
>>64101169
Mississippi State's was a hell of a lot better than OK when you consider that's all they did all year.
Oklahoma fans sure are talking a lot of shit.
This is all assuming you beat Clemson which is anything but a done deal.
Whats Dak's nfl future lookin like? negros like Treyvone Boykin are switching to WR which baffles me tßh
>>64101190
>a dysfunctional team with an offense that we already knew sucked and that only gave its star back 13 carries.
This is a new one
>>64101216
Exactly, and they scored only 30 (low for a Big 12 meme offense) on a paper thin TCU defense that was torched all year by even the conference doormats.
fuck the giggs
>>64101245
Dak proved this year he is a QB, not an athlete. He upped all of his passing stats while running a more complex passing attack, scrambling less, and throwing from the pocket more. Most pieces I've seen have scouts comparing him to McNabb or McNair. Compared to last year being compared to Tebow and Newton. Dak will be a great mid round steal.
Simply put, this year he has laid aside most questions about his accuracy, arm strength and passing from the pocket. He is now viewed as a middle of the pack QB but I personally think he is better than most this year.
>>64101245
Besides, Dak isn't near nimble or fast enough for WR. He might make an okay TE, but it's clear that he is best at QB.
Boykin on the other hand, doesn't have the greatest arm, doesn't often make multiple reads from the pocket and has a nice set of wheels.
>>64101248
And they managed 17 in regulation against a Tennessee defense that is 1. probably the best they faced all year and 2. dwarfed by Bama's D. Stats love Oklahoma's offense and the talent is undeniable but there's some inflation going on there
>>64101286
I think most people in /cfb/ agree with this.
I'm not seeing any analysts rate him higher. He seems to have less worth than he had last year.
>Watching old highlights
>mfw no Langford
>mfw no Lippett
>>64101364
He is definitely better than he was last year, but the hype has faded a little. From what I gather though, he was a projected 6-7 round pick. This year I've seen 3-4 rounder mostly. I think that will move up as he works out for teams. I don't think he falls past late 2nd, early 3rd.
>>64101402
>tfw lost tons of talented juniors to the draft
>tfw only 2 are NFL starters right now
Why would the others leave?
>>64101402
>no darqueze and trae
I miss elite secondary. Hopefully Vayante and co. resurrect the NFZ next season.
This natty will make it all better though.
>>64101404
it looks like he is consistently rated behind cardale and Christian hackenberg which, lol
>>64101404
I highly doubt he goes past the second round as well.
I think he's a steal in the second, and there are teams that should be looking at him in the first. But these teams that are bad are consistently bad at drafting, draft bad, stay bad, get high pick draft bad... ect.
Most likely a real team will pick him late second round.
I'd say Dak Presscott won't be shit in the league but Tyrod Taylor is a decent starting NFL QB right now.
>>64101402
>No Leveon
>No Denicos Allen
>No Dennard
>No Rich Homie Quan in the lockerroom
>>64101444
the nfl is insanely stupid about evaluating qbs. we are only years removed from whether or not cam had any tattoos being a pivotal issue to the panthers owner
>>64101453
yeah their playstyle is pretty much exactly the same
>>64101455
>No Rich Homie Quan in the lockerroom
I was a little disappointed at the teams' selection of Jumpman by Drake for post-Iowa celebration song.
>calling them "stormtrooper" uniforms
>wearing "stormtrooper" uniforms
>>64101498
>tradtional uniforms
>good
lets be honest here, just because your set is soaked in tradition and legacy doesnt make it asthetically appealing
Not saying Oregon or super edgy new uniforms like Miami's or ASU's are good, at all
>>64099173
His OC @Montana State was OC when Chip Kelly was HC @New Hampshire; guy is familiar with the system, but will wait on who Oregon names as OC
>>64101542
the rumor is we're promoting our current WR coach to OC. There's also a rumor that we're gonna be bringing in Montana's State's former QB coach to replace Frost as the QB coach, he's the one who Prukup has been coached by.
>>64101571
I hope they go in-house for the OC position with the WRs guy. The thing that worries me is that this Prukup stuation (along with VA last year) may lure QB recruits away from the program; I know a 4-star guy already committed for next year but it can certainly be an issue... as long as there's good play out of the position I'm good
>>64101623
I think with Jonsen will be the starter and we're bringing in Prukup as depth. Jonsen is coming off a knee injury(the reason he was redshirted) so we also just might be giving him another year to develop but prior to his injury he was receving tons of praise from the coaching staff. Still Prukup must be a better option than Lockie, Allie the Walk on, and Morgan "I'm too dumb to understand the offense" Mahalak if the school will make an attempt to get him.
Two Arkansas State players and a former player busted for drug possession: http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2015/dec/08/two-arkansas-state-players-arrested/
>>64101695
I mean its Arkansas, cant blame them
Guide for all Nebraska fans and/or people who just wanna fuck corn
Step 1: Buy corn. Even if you have a smaller wang, you'll wanna get as big of a piece as possible. I try to buy my corn from farmer's markets when possible. It's good to support your local businesses.
Step 2: Carve out center of corn. Measure the diameter of your johnson. You'll wanna have a little wiggle room so make a cut about 2mm wider than your girth. Don't make it too big, or it'll be harder to tusk the husk you know what I mean.
Step 3: Insert condom into the center. This is technically optional, but from my experience it leads to an overall more pleasurable experience. It also helps with maintaining your corn's health, which brings us to the final point...
Step 4: Sustaining your corn. After each use you'll want to thoroughly clean out the interior of your corn. Go ahead and use soap and water, it's not like anyone was going to eat this anyways. After you have done the deed, I suggest placing your corn in a freezer. If you leave it out at room temperature, it will start to decay, and you'll have to make a new one.
>>64101791
Thanks buddy
Taylor Martinez did nothing wrong.
Reminder that Bamafags still think they beat the #2 team in the country despite themselves being the #2 team and LSU being actually like 21st
Who's going to be Bama's DC for the Cotton Bowl?
yo when can we fast forward through the bowl season?
>>64101959
Kirby Smart
It's a goddamn playoff game
He's got to win this first
>>64100799
Speaking of history, when we go back the last two years, wtf Alabama?
>in charge of winning Sugarb Owls
Weren't you the one that guaranteed they would smash Ohio State? I'd hold back on the predictions if I where you
>>64101791
>Nebraskans buying corn
Just fucking go out to your back yard and pick an ear
Hi /cab/ I'm doing a study, what are your biggest memes here?
>>64100446
>>64100089
>not pronouncing it /sssip/
What would you say are the odds of a college football player making it into the NFL?
>>64104163
Less than 1%
>>64101117
Isn't Hank an LSU fan though?
>>64100179
mighty smart of them to do that so when the aggies do "well" in the SEC and then get blown out by a BIG12 school like they will forever.
>>64101920
At least five Big Ten teams could beat LSU. Their entire offense is based off of one meme RB who only had to face one good defense the entire year. Only the Big Ten consistently plays defense.
Beamer gets the win in his last game
One more for thar week
Still a while to go
bama wins the natty, sets a new record for number of safeties in a bowl game against OU.
From future, can confirm.
>>64105154
>OU
muh revenge
Who will replace him 50 years from now?
>>64105213
Lee Corso
>>64105061
I know this is just a vietnamese cartoon forum, but I just wanted to give a shoutout to posts. These next two weeks before bowl week are hard desu senpai, and I honestly appreciate you posting these virtual scores. Is it autistic? Maybe - but I do the same thing. Right now I'm currently changing every Iowa player's stats to be 0 in everything, and every Alabama player's stats to be 99 in everything. Every Iowa player is 5'5, 160 pounds, while every Bama player is 7'0.
My gameplan is to have a 60 minute game on Freshman difficulty. It will go like this: Alabama will kick off the ball. Iowa will receive the ball and run backwards, causing a safety. Iowa punts the ball because of the safety. Alabama runs it back for a touchdown and goes for a two point conversion. That's ten points rights there, and can be done consistently every 20 seconds if properly executed. I'll switch between Alabama and Iowa, depending on the play.
If everything goes according to plan I can score 30 points a minute. 30 points/minute * 60 minutes = 1800 points. The final score would be Alabama 1800, Iowa 0. I believe this would be some sort of world record for NCAA 15.
Should I do it senpai?
>>64105337
i like how these memes died once some nig started putting a trademark on them
>>64105337
>he doesn't even know who his team is playing
>bama "fans"
>>64105452
Wisconsin fan here. I just fucking hate Iowa. I started changing the rosters of Bama and Iowa, in case Iowa somehow beat MSU. It really doesn't matter who Iowa goes against, as long as they get BTFO'd.
>>64105337
The scoring stops at 256 since the data for that line is stored on a single byte
>>64104292
He was born in Alabama, but I don't know for sure. I was just talking in terms of SEC shitposting.
>>64105563
Really? How could they not foresee this? Just use a regular 32-bit int I mean COME ON it's 2015.
>>64105218
hearty kek
>>64100776
>one trick pony team wrecking dantonios scheme
lel
>>64105587
It's been that way in EA football games forever. Check any of the "Breaking Madden" series.
Also, NCAA 14 came out in 2013
>>64105668
>running the ball and playing run defense is now a 1 trick pony
The state of /cfb/ lads, running the ball literally controls the entire game and sets up the passing attack.
Ouch
>>64105713
>running the ball against MSU
>Bama passing "attack"
welp, there went Bamas entire game plan
Coker is shit. Cook isn't. MSU will control this game from start to finish
>>64105732
Sounds accurate.
>>64105732
>uclela
>ever doing well in bowls
>>64105736
Literally all MSU has to do is stack the box and make sure Henry doesn't break free for an easy touchdown. If they pressure Bama into third and long situations, Saban's gameplan completely folds. Jake Choker can't play for shit. I still expect it to be a slugfest, but it won't be surprising if MSU wins.
>>64105736
Cook looked terrible in the Iowa game and Bama is better defensively than Iowa. Cook was shook as fuck and they literally had to resort to running their back for 3 yards at a time for 10 straight minutes to barely pull that one out.
So, all Bama has to do is load the box and make sure the back doesn't break free. Force MSU into 3rd and long, and feast on Cook when he gets scared after 2 hits.
>>64105802
>better defensively than iowa
>>64105763
Cook is terrible under pressure and even worse when MSU can't run. Bama has the best d line in the country. This meme team's luck will run out.
>>64105802
cook's shoulder was hurt
>>64105821
it's possible
>>64105821
Lmao, okay. Keep convincing yourself that Iowa wasn't a product of a shit schedule and that MSU didn't barely squeak by mediocre team
>>64105833
>Cook is terrible under pressure
holy kek
>>64105833
>terrible under pressure
>Rose Bowl against Stanford
>Cotton Bowl against Baylor
Thats how i know you havent watched him play, at all. He's pretty clutch tbqhwy
>>64105891
I watched him choke against a shit Iowa team and pussy out against Ohio State.
no giving of (You)s to this piss poor b8 @64105912
smelly bama rednecks desperate for banter
>>64098942
>Based Megaquon likely to go pro
More like guaranteed. Gonna miss that dude.
test
>>64101091
>THE one carry in the second half
Tim Beck is dumber than a box of rocks
>>64106109
msu won time of possession in the second half and was able to run in the rain when osu couldn't
this tim beck meme is overrated and largely serves as an excuse for butthurt aOSU fans
>>64105912
Yeah I figured thats all you watched. Kinda normal symptoms for someone whos shoulder is ko'd. Have fun watching Cook throw for 3 TD's on Bama's shit secondary, friend ;^)
If they give the Heisman to fucking McCaffery instead of Henry, it's highway robbery. Seriously. How are they even comparable?
It's a tight one in Annapolis early in the 4th
>>64101216
Bama is going to be exposed by a run defense and no pass game.
>>64106467
Alabama is going to skullfuck Michigan State just like the last time they played them. Michigan State will get like 5 first downs the entire game. Get your butthole ready, faggot.
>>64105802
>better defensively than iowa
thats debatable, especially pass defense, alabama's secondary isn't great.
Daily reminder that last time MSU played Bama they had to punt the ball on 4th and Goal.
>bringing up games from five (5) years ago
>>64106489
Lol, remember when Bama lost to Mississippi? I do. It was pathetic. Saban yelling at his failure-of-a-coach Lane Kiffin. Blaming everyone but himself, as his team commits turnover after turnover. Those sweet, souless tears falling from the incest sanctuary you call a stadium. God help ya, ya fuckin splooge
Navy's driving with less than a minute to go down 4
Can they pull off the win at home?
>>64106576
Yeah. I'm sure that will comfort you as you watch Bama play Oklahoma for the national title.
>>64106600
They did
On the last play of the game!
>the industrial wasteland of Shitsburgh
>people keep bringing up an old game
>Julio Jones is gone
>Eddie Lacy is gone
>Mark Ingram is gone
>Trent Richardson
>Dont'a Hightower is gone
>CJ Mosley is gone
>Kirk Cousins is gone
>BJ Cunningham is in the CFL
>Connor Cook wasn't even on that team
>NO ONE FROM THIS YEAR WAS ON THAT TEAM
>>64106615
>Oklahoma
>>64106658
It's cool man. Enjoy your shitposting. After the 31st you'll disappear again.
http://www.si.com/college-football/2015/12/08/clemson-deshaun-watson-sports-illustrated-cover
LGTSS:
>Clemson
>the souless defence of Alabama
>once you score once they break down
We'll be fine bros, if Ole Miss and Florida score with ease so will we with a healthy Cook ready to go balls to the wall in his possible last game with 3 GOAT runningbacks
The SEC will never win another championship, but neither will your own school. Would you take the sacrifice?
>>64106979
No
I'd much rather my school join the SEC honestly
>>64106883
They were on the cover for the 82' championship and won. What's your point?
>>64106979
Purdue student. My team is never going to win a national championship so why not.
>>64106644
that's what Narduzzi gets for leaving right before the year of the natty
>Navy QB is probably the best QB out there
>Have to wait 2 years until he can play in the NFL
>these bandwagon MSU fans outta nowhere
Will they disappear just like the LSU "fans" did if Bama beats them?
>>64107183
Um no he isn't
>Majority of Mel Kiper's top draft picks are o-line and defensive linebackers
Well should the Cowboys roll the dice on Paxton Lynch?
Looks like 5-7 teams could go 2-1
>>64107224
Found the stat fag who's never seen Reynolds in the clutch
>(you)
>>64107289
No, it's because he's a 5'11 option qb
The same thing was said last year when they played Ohio State. I don't think SEC teams are built to handle Big Ten teams. They look for the power running game and don't condition their linemen in the SEC. B10 teams are more balanced. And in the event Alabama does escape, Oklahoma is gonna carve them a new asshole. Sparty is the only team that could handle Oklahoma or Clemson.
>>64107319
Brees is 6'0, heights not a issue. Plus has a accurate cannon of an arm. Seriously go watch one of his games
>>64107496
He's an option QB
He's probably got a cannon
Doesn't mean he can control it
Brees, while short, can still throw like a NFL QB
>>64107448
Alabama is winning it all this year with a mediocre QB, a power running game, and the best defense in the country.
Eat my dick, faggot.
>>64107799
Florida Atlantic has a better defense
>>64107599
>he cant control it
thats how i know you have never seen navy play
>>64107853
NDSU has a better defense than Bama
>tfw its actually true
>tfw NDSU had a better dynasty than Bama
>>64107211
I guess we'll never know...
>>64107288
I had to do another simulation
Same result- Minnesota in a blowout
>>64105951
Bout time Paidwell left. Looking forward to your sanctions now that there is no more money for his family, pissers.
>>64106979
Mississippi State student, we ain't winning anyways. Might as well fuck over all the fags in our conference as well. God I hate everyone of them.
>all these ABSEC's
>flinging the same shit as "SEC" fans
>>64108842
I feel bad for you guys, you're like the Vanderbilt of the SECw, in that no one will ever care about you and you're historically terrible, and you also have the worst academics in the SEC, so you're lower than Vandy.
>>64107448
What a meme. Everyone acts like 1 seven point loss in that game crippled an entire conference. These same people are the ones who will bring up Oklahoma beating Bama while decrying that game the MSU game is the past so why bring it up.
Hypocrites.
>tfw a little worried because we play Alabama
>realize that its not the Alabama of the past, with dominant teams and S-E-C BCS bias
>tfw we play a shitheap one demensional team thats a shadow of what they were a few years ago
The Alabama owning cfb yearly meme is over friends, let us rejoice
>>64109294
If I understand your gibberrish it's something about the 2014 sugar bowl being as relevant as msu-bama 5 years ago, when literally no one on either of today's teams was on the team.
Top meme teams of 2015
1.) Clemson (only active meme)
2.) Iowa
3.) UNC
4.) LSU
5.) Utah
*honorable mentions*
Every AAC team except Navy and Houston, Notre Dame and Oklahoma State
All Cal right now in the Armed Forces Bowl
After this just 7 more until the NY6 bowls
>>64110064
Eagerly awaiting my team's game
>>64109932
Ohio State is a meme team
>>64110121
Who is it?
>>64110148
Miss State in the Belk Bowl
>>64100971
>>64101014
>>64101053
>>64101081
>>64101169
>>64101227
Alabama's only chance of winning this game is if their offensive line just completely dominates MSU and I don't see that happening. Iowa and tOSU have bigger and meaner O lines than Bamas and they were stifled by MSU.
If Bama thinks it's just going to run the ball 35 times for pittance waiting for Henry to break one loose they are going to lose. Coker is going to have to have a good game if Bama wants to win and I mean good as in actually making plays.
>>64101248
They only scored 30 against TCU because Mayfield went out in the first half and didn't come back.
OU opened at a 2 point favorite against Clemson and that line has moved almost a full 2 points further to the left since then.
OU has the greatest chance of winning the in the first round but I think it's because people don't know how Clemson is going to stack up against the OU defense.
OU's defense has stifled 3 top 5 offenses this year and another top 20.
The only team that Bama has played all year that throws the ball is Ole Miss and they shredded them. I know people like to point out the fluke play but then just forget that if it wasn't for a fluke miracle conversion on 4th and 25 that Bama wouldn't even have made the SECCG.
>>64101331
OU scored more at Tennessee on the road at the end of regulation and held tennessees offense to less production.
In fact, OU held Tennessee to less yards in 2OT than Bama did in regulation, and Bama played at home.
If Bama plays OU, they're going to have to play the best game of their season to win.
>>64110306
Mississippi State was a pass first offense this year and a pretty good one at that. Dak was chosen over Kelly for first team all SEC even. I can tell you have no clue what you are talking about
>>64109294
>Bama beating MSU is relevant
>OU beating Bama isn't
>Literally half the players from that OU win are still on the team and are way better
>The other half are demonstrable upgrades across the board
>Thinks their defense is better this year because they didn't have to play Johnny Manziel or Tre Mason
Bama logic
>>64110346
OU is going to have to hope Bama plays a turnover filled mess like OM to win. That meme offense shit will not fly.
>>64110465
Im sorry but no. Dak is a decent talent but the playcalling was trash and the players around him are garbage.
He had a dozen draw plays called against Bama. One of the hardest front fours in the entire nation to move and you're going to spam draw plays against them? Mullen is a retard and he did the exact same thing last year.
>>64110518
No they played Dak and Fournette, who statistically are better than either of those two other players you mentioned.
>>64110530
Yeah except your offense is shit. That UF game exposed you. Those UF receivers were open all day but that retard Treon Harris couldn't find them.
We owned you with worse players than we have now while yours are better.
Do you know why you turned the ball over so many times? Because you couldn't stay in the game just running the ball so you were forced to pass which is right where we want you.
And memes? OU has two running backs that are better than Henry.
>>64110746
Yeah I love how bammers think that Henry is going to run for 200 yards and 2 tds and win the game.
He did that two years ago against a hilariously worse OU and still got blasted
>>64110518
Don't forget how these retards think that Coker and whoever the fuck their leading receiver is are somehow comparable to McCarron and Cooper. That's probably the biggest joke.
I don't really care though, every in the nation knows Bama is an overrated soft ass team and they're going to be exposed again
>>64110649
I know all about Mullen as a State fan. I don't even like Alabama. I just felt the need to defend our offense. We got caught up in the Dak draw on 1st down and then we were behind the chains and had to run long developing routes so Bama could pass rush. If you get behind the chains on that Bama front 4, it is over.
Dak passed all over nearly ever other defense. I think Bama has a competent pass defense based on what I've seen.
>>64110746
Not even a Bama fan but goddamnit I hate Oklahoma. Can't wait for you to get cockslapped back to irrelevance for the next 5 years when Bradford 2.0 chokes. Blueblood my ass, worse than Michigan
>tfw I don't even know Alabama's WR1
Lmfao Oklahoma seriously talking shit has me rolling. Had the greatest RB since Barry and couldn't even beat Hurr State.
Can't wait for this meme to end.
>>64111021
>Spairtin being ignorant about college football
Why am I not surprised
>>64110990
>Oklahoma
>not a blueblood
OU is one of the bluest bloods
>>64111093
LaDainian Tomlinson didn't go to Oklahoma
>>64111197
I realized I barely watched any EEC this year compared to last year
>>64110121
So do I haha.
>Air Farce
If a team finished #2 in the polls for 50 straight years and never won a championship would they be considered a Blue Blood?
Can you win a game without a QB?
Baylor has their third try
>>64111948
michigan has nearly done that so yeah probably
>>64110660
>Dak is better than Johnny football
>>64106268
>blaming Tim Beck is an excuse
>he didn't see him call three straight empty back qb draws
>he didn't see that Ed Wariner had to go up in the booth with him during the UM game to stop him from being retarded
>he didn't see their best offensive game against the best defense they played this year
>>64111624
>The city of Air Force
>The #Saints have placed RB Mark Ingram on Injured Reserve with a shoulder injury. His season is over
Hahaha he's so fucking shook that Alabama is dropping like flies
>Trent Richardson is a bust
>Matt Ryan keks Julio
>Eddie Lacy is a fat piece of shit who got benched
>Kirk Cousins is leading the NFCE
>Langford OROTY
>Le'Veon Bell is top 5 RB
>Magic Johnson beat HIV and has 5 rings
Looking good for Baylor right now
They can actually move the ball
Meanwhile, another pick in the end zone thrown by Marquise Williams
>>64112772
>Kirk Cousins is leading the NFCE
Not for long my friend
>>64112839
UNC better pick it up
Alabama fans are so fucking annoying.
>>64113011
>Baylor leading big at the half
>Just like last year
Inb4 collapse
>>64113026
YOU LISTEN HERE NIGGER!!!
WE CIVIL WAR NOW FAGGET!!!
ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64111197
>watching the SEC
Jesus this thread is a shitfest. Where did these Michigan State retards come from? They weren't here for most of the season.
>>64113210
ELITE
ELITE
ELITE
BEAT IOWA!!!!!
IT'S HAPPENING
>>64113118
Then stop engaging in Ivy League shitposting, or you'll be forced to pay war reparations
>>64113530
>implying the entire Ivy league wouldn't booty blast you so hard your trailer tips over
git gud Ackmed.
>>64113603
Wrong continent boy-o :-)
Alright we're back
Baylor managed to keep UNC off
>>64113026
Awww, bless your heart. I hope you enjoy the Birmingham Bowl.
>>64113654
Did you do the Holiday Bowl yet?
>>64113649
Whatever you say shitskin.
We got ourselves a good ole fashioned shitposting war.
And if you don't know how we did it back in the day you can go ask big bro..
>>64113881
thats a pretty reasonable score for that game.
And Colorado State wins the MWC mediocre Owl
Right now LSU leads Texas Tech 17-13 late in the 2nd
Fournette has like 40 yards
>>64113812
Not yet
Tech is hanging with LSU
>>64113833
>And if you don't know how we did it back in the day you can go ask big bro..
Sherman's dead Cleatus, but it sounds like you inbred fucks want another March to Atlanta
>>64114224
>being a fbs babby
Im surprised you can even speak english
>>64108988
They were the first team to ever be ranked #1 by the CFP committee, so at least they have that.
>>64113210
This. Canadasparty was pretty much the only one.
>>64110121
My team already got BTFO'd in these simulations.
Les Miles BTFO
>>64114639
BASED KLIFF!
>>64114639
orange bowl plz
>>64114759
This is where I'm at right now
I'm getting there
>>64106413
One of them gained more yards than the other. Guess who?
>>64114558
Be honest
Are you surprised?
>>64115093
one of them is clearly a better football player.
Protip It's not the 150 pound white kid.
>>64115425
That's not really what the Hypedman Trophy is about any more. It's about hype, and the little white kid just broke a record set by a legend.
>>64115451
Derrick Henry is winning the heisman. I could put up McCaffery numbers in the pac 12.
>>64115469
Don't bet the farm on it, but it wouldn't surprise me, either.
>>64115484
I'll bet my nuts in your mouth on it.
>>64114405
>fbs baby
>tfw i walked on at a D2 school
WHO tHE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TALKIN TO JEB
>>64115425
You mean a 200 pound white kid who runs a 4.4 and has the higher football IQ?
It was close before Paxton Lynch got hurt
>>64112256
>Johnathan "football" Manziel was a good QB at any level
>>64115425
>white kid
Found the cückold, go babysit your girlfriends black son
>>64100966
>And to think, he has enjoyed more success in his time at Bama than Michigan State has in its entire history
>3 National Titles
>4 Conference Titles
>>64115558
>NOT COMMUNITY COLLEGE
Okay whiteboi
>>64115661
Think Auburn has a reasonable shot to win this game IRL. Can only underperform with 4 and 5 star players for so long. Would cast even more shadow on the myth that any college team was good this year.
so is the "MSU has a chance" meme dead yet?
>>64115731
Yeah
Plus Justin Fuente is now at VA Tech
>>64115712
Awwww is wittle bwotha trying to talk with the big boys?
Don't worry ma, we'll look after him.
*whispers to you aside* We are going to kick your punk ass for fucking up our plans.
>>64115731
They've been consistently shitty in the same ways all year, though. I guess at least Memphis' defense is so bad they might be able to make it a shootout
>>64115750
Did he make a clean break already or is he coaching the bowl? Bronco was on the radio today talking about how he wasn't leaving BYU until after the bowl game.
>>64115775
The only thing I've seen consistent about that team is the inability to stop the pass.
Literally everything else was up and down all year. But I guess against Memphis, no pass D is a death sentence.
>>64115786
Yep he's gone
Mike Norvell is going to coach the bowl game
>>64115730
2 years at CC then walked on at a D2 school, kinda embarrassing desu theyre dropping to D3
>>64115826
That's incredibly shitty, especially considering the season they had for that program. But I understand why he has to do it. He will have 0 of his own recruits at VT if he doesn't start right now.
>>64115849
IS THE FOOTBALL TEAM 1/2 THE SCHOOL?
>>64115849
>tfw could've been preferred walk-on at Temple in 2014
>chose partial scholarship at D2 school in Ohio
literally worst decision of my life
>>64114531
Just like TooSooner was the only Okie fan until 2 weeks ago.
>>64115932
>TOOSOONER
>SOONERFAN
TOP LEL M8
>>64115904
Like 1/10 tbqh
>>64115932
pretty much this
as far as I can tell there was 1 or 2 floaters that weren't me, now it seems there are 6 or 7 shit talkers a thread
>>64116037
it is a hearty laugh sir, almost like the raiders season
>>64116221
IS OKLAHOMA GONNA LOSE THEIR NEXT GAME?
>>64116270
YOU SAY THAT AS IF I SHOULD BE CONFIDENT THEY WILL
im not though
If they play like they did against Baylor, physical, fiery, they really should win.
predict the CFP finalists for next year, /cfb/
1. Bama
2. Oklahoma
3. Ohio State
4. Stanford
>>64116346
In no order
1.) LSU
2.) USC
3.) Notre Dame
4.) Ohio State
>>64110530
>That meme offense shit will not fly.
only a school playing 1930s style football would call throwing the ball at all a "meme offense"
>>64100211
Sparty fan here
You mean as evidenced in every game
>>64110530
That "meme" offense won Stoops a NC the 2nd year he was a head coach.
>>64113685
>Awww, bless your heart.
spoken like an old fat southern woman. you are an old fat southern woman, aren't you?
>>64116391
>ashamed his team had to resort to memery to become relevant again
>>64116289
Im pretty sure you told me Baylor was a guaranteed loss.
Actually you did. Then you tried to tell everyone how wrong they were about OU winning. And told us how OU was going to get stomped.
>>64116412
You're a fool if you think he hasn't been influenced by TCU/Baylor/OSU meme offense these past few years. Literally the same shit.
>>64114531
Been here since Spring ball gay boys.
>>64116387
>1.) LSU
I hate to tell you this, but you do realize that you have to play Alabama and Les Miles can't beat Saban.
>mfw LSU will never win the SEC West again
>>64116488
I hate LSU just as much as Bama. I just think Bama loses all their talent to the draft, while LSU was young and Miles is motivated to fix his stupid fucking offense.
>>64110121
>>64110259
I bet you're excited
Domino's is the GOAT pizza national chain
>>64116535
>Bama loses all their talent to the draft
we've been the best recruiting team for getting near a decade now. We're gonna lose some experience for sure, but Bama will definitely have all the talent in the world
LSU should be a very tough out next year, though
>>64116686
DAK
A
K
>>64116434
At the beginning of the season and certainly after the Texas loss. I gained SOME confidence before the Baylor game actually occurred and against my better judgment I actually thought Oklahoma would win, but I still acted like I didn't. However, I don't think I said Baylor would stomp us during the buildup to the game, but probably did after the handling that Texas gave us.
>>64116740
>>64116434
That is me btw
>>64116686
>tfw no 100 year uniforms with the horizontal stripes on the shoulder
>just the old discarded one with the single line
>tfw uniform has improved significantly in several other areas, but have to wear old ugly one in game
>>64116686
NC State is coming for that SEC ass to be honest
>>64116767
I hope they can start making ncaa games again soon
>>64116776
nah family
>>64116767
At least these aren't your throwbacks...
>>64116776
NC State didn't beat a single team with a winning record. Their o line is pretty bad against a good Miss State front 4. Dak is going to destroy them.
>>64116801
>>64116808
We shall see my friends
Sometimes reality defies logic
>>64116807
>Schutt DNA's
Holy christ those are the worst looking helmets, so fucking bulky
>>64116346
In no order:
FSU
Notre Dame
Oklahoma
Stanford
>>64116808
>NC State
>bad o line
what.
>>64116856
Yeah, they're fucking horrendous. Denard always had to wear it because his dreads took up so much damn space. Looks like a fuckin alien helmet or something.
>>64116807
So bad. Why?
Funny thing is ours were throwbacks that were so well received that we decided to run with them for a while again. Wouldn't mind seeing this again, a bit Bama-ish but maybe a one off would be nice like we do with the blackout and Egg Bowl gold
>>64116346
Bama
Baylor
FSU
UCLA
>>64116740
Yeah so there was no OU fans last month confirmed.
>>64116346
1. Michigan
2. Ohio State
3. Iowa
4. Michigan State
>>64116767
So so so much better than their old jerseys
>>64116923
>Baylor
>UCLA
Am I being trolled?
>>64116975
thx fåm
>>64116346
1. Miami
2. tOSU
3. USC
4. Ole Miss
And it's Mississippi State who holds off NC State for the win
Dak with 178 yds rushing on 28 attempts
does anyone want me to keep doing my Tennessee dynasty from the other day or was that a complete bust
>>64116957
Yas
>>64117032
nah clam
>>64117133
>Kyle Bambard 44 Yard kick
>>64117171
Might wanna readjust Baylor, 2bh. Oklahoma is stealing commits from all over the B12, the Briles meme was (finally) exposed in full glory by Oklahoma and Texas (and TCU to a lesser extent), and A&M just locked up yet another Texas 5-star QB because high school kids are gullible as fuck.
>>64116957
>>64116975
>>64117151
>Ohio State beats Michigan
>Michigan beats Michigan State
>Michigan State beats Ohio State
>Iowa runs table
>B1G East decided by the 7th tiebreaker: coin flip
>Iowa loses to coin flip winner on controversial refball call in triple OT
>ACC and Big 12 champs have 2 losses, Pac-12/SEC champs have 3
>B1G playoff scenario imminent
>>64117200
disagree about Baylor getting exposed. If they'd stayed healthy at QB I bet they'd have gone 11-1 this past year
>>64117230
This. Lynx fucking Hawthorne was their QB against Texas. pic related.
>>64117273
>adjusted passing yards per attempt
>-1.2 (negative one point two)
holy god
>>64117145
Compared to my bowl game simulations I guess it is
But do whatever the hell you want to do
>>64116346
1. Bama
2. OSU
3. Clemson
4. Stanford
>>64117213
>PSU & Rutgers next 2 out
>>64117358
fuck it man we doing this. UT is 3-0 against the toughest OOC schedule of all time and about to face the #13 Florida Gators
Why are the most delusional fanbases in the B1G/ND
Michigan, MSU, OSU, and ND are all terrible
>>64117405
Tennessee takes the opening kick back for a TD
>>64117420
Would you rather have entitled? (Texas, Bama, Oklahoma, USC, etc)
>>64117420
>success correlates to delusion
It's generally the other way around
>>64117456
>Michigan
>MSU
>ND
>success
yeah, all those recent titles are really adding up.
>>64116346
1. Georgia
2. Michigan
3. Oklahoma
4. Florida State
>>64117465
How many B1G titles does Alabama have? USC? Texas?
Fuck off
>>64117420
>delusional
Delusional would be someone like Nebraska or Penn State thinking they'll win the conference. The Big 3 of the East all can.
Even the Ohio State "delusion" last year about making the playoffs after Virginia Tech proved to be right
>>64117492
>Georgia
Slow your roll King of SEC, Smart is a good coach but he won't turn it around that fast
>>64117504
delusion is also thinking your team is relevant when it plays in a conference that has won 1 (one) national championship in the past 11 years, and unless youre ohio state (is not all you ND MSU and Michigan fags), its been 20 years since youve been relevant nationally
Who is the best live mascot and why is it Smokey?
>>64117545
Winning a big bowl like the Rose Bowl is still "relevant" in college football, kid. Michigan State won the Cotton Bowl last year, and is in the playoff so they're definitely relevant. If Notre Dame beats Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl, they'd be relevant.
Michigan's been relevant within the last 20 years, considering they claim 1997 as a national title. The 2006 GotC (>inb4 they lost their bowl games) was also not that long ago.
Sup dogbro
>>64117405
Tennessee wins a classic SEC defensive slugfest, 49-46. Bad news is the starting QB is out for the season with a torn rotator cuff
>>64117610
>Winning a big bowl like the Rose Bowl is still "relevant" in college football,
only when its a playoff bowl game now
>Michigan State won the Cotton Bowl last year, and is in the playoff
theyre gonna get bootybalsted by bama and with cook gone next year theyll return to irrelevancy
>If Notre Dame beats Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl, they'd be relevant
ND is going to get bootyblasted by OSU, the only respectable B1G program over the last 20 years
>Michigan's been relevant within the last 20 years, considering they claim 1997 as a national title.
Nebraska has a better claim to that title
>The 2006 GotC
>cant even win the natty that year
>>64117610
M8 most people can remember the 2007 Natty, most people don't remember who played in the 2007 Rose, Sugar, and Orange Bowls. You can say they matter, and in terms of 1-3 years spans they do matter, but they don't in the long run
>>64117611
Tfw she retired my graduating year
>>64117634
up next is the new #13, Notre Dame
>>64117634
>tfw Tennessee fan
>>64117465
>literally the two winningest programs of all time and a team that is currently in the playoffs
I'd call that success
>>64117641
>forgetting the 100th Rose Bowl winner
>>64117662
The backup went 12-17 for 172 and 2 TD and led a 10 point comeback, though
>>64117663
>muh history
>msu
>making it past bama
>>64117655
That's IX, breh. She's qt as fuck tbqh
>Giants Gonna Gi
>he only appears in cfb threads while Bama is doing well and only appears in /nfl/ when the Giants are in the playoffs
consider cyanide
>>64117641
>You can say they matter, and in terms of 1-3 years spans they do matter
That's exactly what I meant to convey, sorry. That's how I think MSU is definitely relevant.
Michigan is obviously in a down period, but if this anon expects Michigan fans to be used to this currently level of success when they were doing so well not long ago, he's bound to be disappointed.
>>64117636
>>Winning a big bowl like the Rose Bowl is still "relevant" in college football,
>only when its a playoff bowl game now
You're retarded. You probably don't think Oregon or Florida State is relevant in the college landscape now, do you?
>>64117705
>oregon
no
>FSU
yes, moreso than MSU, ND, or Michigan
>>64117670
That bowl is still in the 1-3 year span where it actually matters. 10 years from now no one will care that MSU won the Rose Bowl, they'll only care about them cucKing OSU out of the natty
>>64117636
>Nebraska has a better claim to that title
>Nebraska ranked opponents: 4
>Michigan ranked opponents: 7
>Nebraska Go5 opponents: 2 (2-9 Akron, 5-6 UCF one year removed from FCS)
>Michigan Go5 opponents: 0
>Nebraska point differential vs. common opponents: +31
>Michigan point differential vs. common opponents: +59
ok, bud.
>>64117133
Thank you very much for including some Dak stats anon
>>64117586
Bully is pretty dank too. You can even find him roaming the halls of the vet school.
>>64117775
SEC Dog /UT/ and /MSU/ broship when?
>Fuck UGAlly
Tennessee is TOASTING the Irish at the half, 42-17
>he isn't in the best broship
>with the best mascots
>with the best women
>with the best academics
>and the best programs
>>64117586
Nah, family
>>64117793
UGA's bulldogs are literally used as an example of unhealthy traits to avoid when selecting a new Bully from the current Bully's litter. They've had several dogs die under the age of 8 and one even die at like 3 spontaneously in the middle of his reign. Meanwhile our last 2 retired mascots are still alive.
Also, love Smokey. Am indifferent about A&M's collie. Seems like they would have a live bovine. At least Smokey makes sense as a hunting partner for the Volunteer.
my wifes son that little bastard, bobby, getting in trouble again
>>64117818
Steers AND queers, how quaint
>>64117818
>live
>>64117844
Breh, it's not just UGA's bulldog, the average life expectancy for English bulldogs is horribly short.
>>64117813
>women
>academics
>programs
Mascots, yeah.
>>64117813
>He doesn't even live in the U.S.
>>64117813
>academics
>programs
>>64117875
dump these pls
>>64117875
I heard they're all sluts
>>64115932
He didn't even start posting until like 4 weeks ago. New namefags always pop up when their team is successful. It happened last year with Ohio State, and it is happening again with Sparty. Just know that Canadian Sparty is the only one not being bandwagon trash
Tennessee with the 77-31 booty blasting of ND. New starting QB throws for 451 yards and 6 TDs
387th for go gators
>>64117895
Just like your filthy, roast beef pussied mother.
>>64117925
im so upset
>>64117894
>
>>64117895
>I heard
Wait, so you didn't even attend Weast Lansing University in the past?
>>64117923
>Get fucked bootyblasters
>>64117923
and we got #1 UGA in the house next week
>>64117894
Also see >>64114531
>>64117693
consider filtering
>bootyblasters
who was the last FBS team ND btfo?
>won 7/8
>series still 68–35–5
jesus
Is Florida on the road to a natty in the next few years pham?
>>64117693
well no shit, when is bama ever not "doing well"
>>64117993
thanks senpai
>>64117871
I keep trying to post a picture of my bulldog from my phone but it ain't happening.
But trust me I know. UGA's are even worse than normal though.
>>64117992
>the early 1900s
>>64117894
titties
>>64118024
>that blad spot
JUST
>>64117894
anal beads
>>64117894
wheelchair
>>64118061
ur dog is ugly
mine is goat
>have sex with fiancee earlier
>finish and turn on the lights (room has no windows so almost completely dark)
>completely covered in blood, bed is soaked in blood
>run to shower
>oops baby I forgot to tell you that I was on my period
Should I dump this bitch? I still feel dirty. My whole dick and lower half just covered in blood. Some on my hands too.
So we all agree that Michigan is poised to go undefeated and win the B1G and possibly the natty next year right?
>>64118108
Such bullshit.
Just a 1/10 story
>tfw went to a meme program undergrad
>went to blueblood grad school
feels good man. when the meme flairs out I can still be happy with my blueblood being consistently good
>>64117894
boners
>>64118107
I know you're trolling but fuck you. Everyone loves Tank.
>>64118123
the north carolina tarheels go undefeated and win the natty
cap this
>>64118153
I wish. I'm disgusted.
>>64118156
>tfw uf for undergrad
>tfw nd for grad
p based tee bee aytch pham
OU bandwagoners everywhere. At least the meme will die on NYE.
>>64117894
sloopslop
ITR:
Programs that are literally you.
For me, it's Oklahoma. Nihilistic, intelligent and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>64117894
fleepfloop
>>64117976
Tennessee up on #1 Georgia at the half, 20-6.
>Richt
>>64118205
ND is the biggest meme school in history.
>>64117894
honhonhon
>>64118265
What kind of offense you running?
>>64118285
nice work retard
>>64118290
Oregon playbook
>>64118285
>Michigan fans in charge of posting pictures
>>64118303
honhon
>>64118225
>Clemson
once tortured and now desensitized to the social dogma
>>64118156
>I heavily want tl do the opposite
I hope I hear back around February
>>64117894
Last one I have, I make more occasionally. Was planning on making the poop-swastika one next.
>>64118381
I'm more of a fan of my undergrad team, but I still spent 3 years in grad school, so I like them a ton too. Good luck anon
>>64116693
1. Pizza Hut
2. Domino's
3. Shit. I still get Hot n Readies from Little C's for a cheeky fiver sometimes though.
Why are all Michigan fans such autistic memers?
>>64116693
Not a chance
Papa John's, pretty solid pizza with constant great deals
it's like 50% off all pizzas for this month right now
>>64118398
Glad someone's making sure the OC meme supply doesn't run dry
>>64118413
Appreciate it, friend
>>64118265
Georgia makes a valiant attempt at a comeback but Tennessee ultimately drops the Richts, 41-36. That's it for tonight kids. Tune in next time as UT enjoys a well-deserved bye week and then goes up against the #11 Gamecocks in their 7th straight matchup against a top 20 team
>>64118477
>implying implications
ok this was really the last one.
>>64116971
I prefer these ones. I like the wide stripe.
>>64118472
This. That crust + the pepper are golden. Domino's app/online ordering is actually pretty great though. I don't know if Papa John's stepped theirs up too
>avatarfagging
pure, crystallized autism
>>64117611
That's an ugly fucking dog.
>>64117670
>pretending 2013 MSU wasn't the rightful national champion
They would have bootyblasted FSU and Auburn.
dominos has the best bang for your buck with the 2 for 5.99 each deal and other coupons. Can get a medium 2 topping pizza, jalapeno bacon bread sticks, 16 Parmesan bites, and 2 liter for $20 delivered. pizza hut big dinner box is clutch too
>>64118553
2 medium pizzas for $5.99 each is my go-to now. But I've been wanting to get that brownie they've been shilling. Is it any good?
>>64118577
havent had it yet, but I just got 60 points and a free pizza, so I might get the cookie instead next time.
>>64118553
That is true. I prefer PH's pan pizza but Domino's pan pizzas are a great cheaper alternative.
>>64118553
the garlic crust from domino's puts it over the top of the other chains
>>64118598
>>64118603
if you havent tried it yet, get their marinara sauce on the pizza instead of the robust tomato sauce
>Official Nationwide Pizza Chain Power Rankings: Autism Edition
1. Domino's
2. California Pizza Kitchen
3. Pizza Hut
4. Papa Johns
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9001. Little Caesars
9002. CiCi's Pizza
>>64118658
>no jets
>>64118658
based
>>64118682
>literally who
I only listed the pizza bluebloods you fuck
>>64118682
Jet's is regional still. Not on the West coast or in New England.
Obviously it is the GOAT pizza franchise though.
>>64118695
Postseason /cfb/ is a great place
>>64118695
>california pizza kitchen
>blueblood
you're delusional
OFFICIAL MICHIGAN PIZZA CHAIN RANKINGS
1. Cottage Inn (Inn Stix gives it the edge)
2. Jet's (spicy pepperoni deep dish is amazing)
9001. Happy's
9002. hing ire Howies
>>64118695
There's no way you're a um fan and you don't know what Jet's is.
>lansing
>michigan
>>64118711
Hungry Howie's is in Ohio too. Every fucking event from middle school to high school, they ordered us that shit. It's fucking garbage
>>64118729
fuck off we're talking pizza here
>>64118708
800 million dollars of gross revenue in 2014 disagrees with you
>>64118711
>1. Cottage Inn (Inn Stix gives it the edge)
>2. Jet's (spicy pepperoni deep dish is amazing)
I'd have to flip those but respectable rankings regardless.
Buddy's doesn't have enough locations to qualify as a chain but that would be GOAT if they did.
>>64118749
tfw just had buddys a week ago
>>64118743
>not even in every town in the U.S.
???
>>64118729
whut nigga
>>64118760
>it was all good just a week ago
>>64118714
They're smallscale bruh. I may as well have included Howie's.
OFFICIAL CONFERENCE RANKINGS
1. B1G
2. SEC
POWER GAP
3. ACC
4. PAC 12
5. AAC
9000000000. C-USA
90000000001. BIG XII
>>64118743
To be a Pizza Blueblood you must have at least 700 franchises and 700 million dollars of gross revenue CPK does not apply
>>64118743
CPK frozen pizzas are shit tier.
>>64118779
Fair enough
>>64118780
How mad will /cfb/ be when OU wins the Natty?
Did you goys really think you'd score more points without an offense?
>>64118838
yes, cause you won't, cause us and bama have defense
>>64118800
I will say that it's fair to remove CPK also if nobody else thinks they're definitely a blueblood. I was going by sales revenue but location-wise they're way smaller than the others.
>>64118838
>Gina
my fuckin dick
>>64118838
a merely decent Tennessee D held you to 17 in regulation. you will get keked thrice over by the Tide
>>64118857
>everyone else has a shit offense
>our defense is good now
Nice work shuttin down that elite Florida offense.
>>64118872
>you
they dont have to win by 60. you win by scoring more points
>>64118872
And >you scored 19 against Tennessee
>>64118003
That'll be coming up at the end of this month. Shitpost while you can, MSU is going to shit down Bama's throat after Sparty uses that sword of his to chop their heads off.
>>64118907
Cool. So we're 2 points better than Oklahoma
>>64118938
how the hell is MSU gonna score any points at all
>>64118948
actually they won with a 7 point gap.
They are 2 points better than you
>>64117859
You do know that's a movie quote about Oklahoma, right? That means you get an extra free insult.
>>64117818
>bevo is as dead as devo
>>64118961
>b1g receiver and QB's of the year
>good to great OL
>three runningbacks molded in Leveon Bell style
no idea bro
>>64118895
Just last week we rolled up 437 yards against a better defense than yours, so that shouldn't be a problem
>>64118989
>Yours
No need to get defensive. I'm sure you'll hold OU to 0 points and 5 mins of possession.
>>64118988
lmfao you have been complete shit running the ball even against bad running defenses. you are a one dimensional offense with an immobile QB. Bama devours that sort of team
>>64118658
>Domino's
>>64119014
>Cotton Bowl
I guess as long as our defense is no better than Baylor's you should be fine
>>64119010
>complete shit
hypercritical, also OL injuries that have healed
>one dimensional
can run and pass idk what that means
cook gonna scramble for two first downs cap it
>>64117844
>Am indifferent about A&M's collie. Seems like they would have a live bovine.
Collies are working dogs, they herd cattle and sheep and such. A very appropriate mascot for an agricultural and mechanical university that didn't want to use an orange cow like the state u just a few miles up the road.
>TTU's original nickname, back when it was Texas Technological College, was the Matadors
>live mascot was a steer
>football team butchered and barbecued it after a big win
>now we have the masked rider
>>64119045
rip in peace steer
>>64118961
Meaningless
Late
Touchdown
>>64118961
MSU getting a safety will be more points than Bama puts up, the weakness of the SEC is about to be prominently displayed. Also, they'll run all over you just like that last drive against Iowa. Sparty has grit, Bama doesn't. When it begins to go bad, Bama bails. How many games did Sparty win in the last few minutes of the fourth quarter?
>Bama
>T
>F
>O
I've got no clue on Clemson and Oklahoma, though. Haven't seen enough Clemson. I get the feeling whoever wins that game is going to win the natty.
>>64119089
Michigan State is going to get destroyed.
Alabama Oklahoma is going to be a great game though.
>Michigan State is going to get destroyed
>Alabama is going to get destroyed
>Michigan State is going to get destroyed
>Alabama is going to get destroyed
>Michigan State is going to get destroyed
>Alabama is going to get destroyed
>Michigan State is going to get destroyed
>Alabama is going to get destroyed
Fucking christ shut up
>>64119107
>my team isnt in the playoffs
Stay mad bitch nigga.
>>64119123
>Implying I'm not a fan of the other team in the playoff with a Heisman finalist
>>64119094
You go bet the farm on that and let us know how it goes.
>>64119107
yeah, I've pulled enough chains tonight
>>64119254
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