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Almost blowing a 32 (thirty two) point lead edition
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Arsenal to qualify @3 is the last big family bet of the year sub edition. Lets all hop on lids.
>>64098784
Angry britanon wanting to be spoonfed an NBA bet sub-sub-edition
>>64098784
>Everyone always seems upset subedition
I'm not. :)
Happy despite not being up for the day sub-edition.
Don't let trolls ruin your enjoyment sub-sub-edition.
>>64098831
Definitely site down over here but tbf don't think it has kicked off yet. They're not the best with kicking off on time in this competition so I'd give it another 10-15.
>>64098784
bookies shivering at the thought of shrewdies making money off of filipino students again sub-sub-subedition
>>64098850
He was clearly trolling tbf. You know you could've given it to him on a plate and he would just have been
>HURRR tipping correctly priced mainstream sports
>>64098891
>Definitely site down over here
Back up now
>>64098850
I don't think getting spoonfed was what he was after
Game just started on betfair. Mara tends to not bring them in play until 5-10 minutes in.
>Oregon actually drifting to a +1 against TCU
Going to have my entire bankroll on them if they keep drifting out like this.
>>64098953
>Game just started on betfair. Mara tends to not bring them in play until 5-10 minutes in.
This. skybet and fonbet been doing the same so stay glued.
>>64098953
>>64098987
fonbet got San Beda on a -4.5, o/u line at 6.5
Reminder to get on Holly Holm in the rematch before Ronda has a mental breakdown and odds drop
>>64099013
Hey if shitting in the woods is good enough for the pope...
>>64099004
mara carrying, lines the same
anyone have rball on this one? mara only has a visual one without keeping count of the stats
>13 posts
>7 unique posters
On pace for over 250 unique posters lads
>>64099096
1-3 DAs to San Beda
0-1 Shots
5-0 Free Kicks
Am on under 7 desu.
>>64099096
betfair with a weak unreliable one. doubt you'll find better though
Much as it pains me San Beda a no bet for me so I'll have to find a way to kill 2 hours while waiting for the next game
>>64099116
took u6.5 like a sheeplet, lots of throw-ins and free kicks looking decent
>>64098784
>photoshopping the half coke in
nice
Can someone do the beady little eyes post
>>64099295
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see ___ and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when ____ have more attacks after 3 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
San Beda handi dropped massively on fonbet but still pretty high on mara so anyone unlimited on both should be able to get a nice arb going but can't imagine even an unlimited mara will let you have much more than 30 on
>>64099338
i'm pretty sure i'm not limited as it only shows on obscure games but the limit is 10 euros, pretty damn low
>>64099313
for some reason the first time i read it i inserted bubbles as the mug in the mental image that followed the narrative despite never watching trailer park boys
Unders comfy so far.
>>64099404
Pity Mara had it suspended the entire half. Normally one's able to get a descent amount on in rebacks.
>>64099338
35 max stake on mara
I'm not crying fix especially since the game is virtually untouched on betfair but the handi has actually moved out on fonbet just now. Wonder if there is some info suggesting a second half rekking.
>>64099571
from what i noticed it was only from around 25th to 35th minute, got on -2.5 @1.7 after it opened, should break even at worst unless lyceum scores 3 and loses
>>64099657
T-they're just rball slavers!
>>64099734
It has moved back in since I made that post. I think maybe fonbet just can't decide what they want to do.
zzz, re-backed sw after it jumped from 1.76 to 1.94 because of twitchers but gradually got to 1.85 before my bet got through
>Chicharito to score any time against Uefalona @ 2.6
oh my... literally free money...
Is Barcelona at 2.00 because they've pretty much already qualified? Leverkusen are awful
I suppose Notts will be suspended until the relegations, so no cashing out.
Why else scared?
>>64100177
Nah.
Administration will be announced within the next few days.
Gonna be up mouth-watering sums.
San Beda finally got there
>>64100254
>actually believing this
hahaha
>>64100305
A soothing finish to a soothing match.
>>64100382
Made a surprisingly good amount on that game.
Night lads xx
lads, lads, lads. is there a reason you haven't got on liquid @ 2.2?
>>64100164
Yeah they've already got top spot no matter what happens and Leverkusen need the win to go through. Messi will be playing though and Enrique said Barca are still going to play to win so it looks decent value to me
>>64100415
Because I don't bet on nerd shit
>University Perpetual Help System Altas backed into a -1.5
I'll bite.
>>64100608
on because of fond memories of sums made off of betting against those greasy engineering virgins
>>64100646
Hopefully the "depleted" EAC squad will show itself.
In the meantime I'm going to dream of some qt mullato girls.
>>64100608
Although, it's started out pretty evenly. Can't help getting on this desu
>>64100706
EAC already with a yellow card, these seething hotheads clearly haven't learned their lesson, tempted to re-back
>>64100726
EAC collapse WHEN?
>>64100559
lol oh right, betting on women's philipino soccer is so cool. good thing you're not a nerd.
don't give him a (You) lads.
just don't.
>>64100898
2 more yellows for fuming engineers and a goal for altas, topping up some more
64101077
ok focklet
>>64101141
i for one welcome the sudden increase of aussies in /bet/ lately, still undecided on denmarks though, up for further review
also another chimp out and a yellow on both sides, that's 4(four) for the trailing sperglords from EAC, can't prevent myself from one or two more top ups
I AM LITERALLY OUT OF BREATH 2 REDS FOR EAC AND 2-0 FOR ALTAS AHAHAHAHA GET THESE HOTHEADS OUT OF HERE
could someone explain to me the relationship between betfair, bookies and limits?
>>64101278
Betfair is a bookie, and bookies give limits if you win too much
>>64101292
I see, I read in some site that betfair didn't limit you but it must've been old/false
>meanwhile 1 more red for each team
>betfair counted the 3rd goal for EAC
>turns out it's for atlas
literally the goat match and all the slugs are sleeping or wageslaving zzz
>>64101320
You don't get limited on the exchange
>>64098784
We did it, boys. NBA officially compromised.
10 games tomorrow
>sweating
>Waiting for those cheeky fucks at Bov put their lines out
Wizards -1.5
Hornets -0.5
Celtics -4
Raptors +7
Pistons -3.5
Timberwolves -8
Bucks +6
Jazz -3
Suns +1.5
Mavericks +0.5
>>64101338
I researched what the exchange was, thanks a lot
already up sums, going to be absolutely unchristian if there's 1-2 more preferably one from altas atleast
just IMAGINE these clueless bookies pricing o5.5 @2.52 with 5 reds, 3-1, 20 minutes to go and god knows how much additional time
need a 5th from altas like A I R for all the limited mara tenners to hit
not perfect but can't have it all i guess, glad i went large on the overs and not the altas spread though as the autismal rage of the engineers was enough to get them 2 goals
>angry brit anons are fresh out of the bed making bitter tea having slept through warriors and the filipino students
>>64101558
>large
>>64101585
roll is about 500 now, 10 percent is a large in my book
never claimed to be a big boy mate, but i have to keep withdrawing to smoke good and eat good
>>64101585
a large stake is relative, laddo
Another night where I couldn't sleep for more than an hour or so. How the fuck could the ref give that as a back pass?
Down insane on Rodyna
Notts County been deducted 12 points yet?
>tfw just picking the favourites for 3 game accys and am making profit without any knowledge of nba or nfl
>>64102107
Works p good until some team gets ref balled despite leading or some team shits the bed
Worse recent examples is getting keked by old man Kobe and refs not calling travel vs heat
Both were around 1.2 favorites too, while at home
>>64102122
I try for at least $3.00 accys so if I get 1 in 3, im profiting. But usually they are up around $4 or $5. I have put on about 10 over the past 2 days and have converted ~$150 into about $350. It is going pretty well. Only doing $20-$30 bets.
>>64102135
if youre going to do that why do it on sports you dont understand?
>>64102176
I understand the sports. I just don't really know how the teams match up. I don't keep up with their news. And it is the off season for all the good aussie sports. Plus, having teams to back with money involved makes the games far more interesting to watch. It gives me something to do while AFL and NRL aren't on. And my initial deposits are money I can live without, so as long as I don't chase my losses with more deposits, I'm golden.
>>64102189
>And it is the off season for all the good aussie sports
wew
e
w
does anyone know or have an opinion on whethere comping win and to place markets rather than ew on the horses, on the exchange is the best option? It seems you can get decent money down earlier
not trying to be edgy but do bookies offer odds for someone famous to an hero? perhaps on request, ronda and kid cudi might be +ev
Down insane on Pantery + that cunt who tipped
-
+
-
Last night in these Ukraine games owes me a grand
>>64102334
>Kid Cudi
ConfuuUUuUUUuUuuuseddd
Can you open a Pinnacle account in Canada?
would you rather:
A. be entertained watching a sport/event you love, and bet on it/make money on it.
B. watch some obscure games from an obscure league and try to find a misprice and grind out some value bets
>>64102408
a takes less effort
>>64102408
b
>>64102391
please could you answer?
>>64102408
so it's either
A. Entertainment
B. Profit
considering i have enough of A in my life to not watch and bet on gookclick on 365 i'll take B
>Juventus
For fuck sake you cunts I would have got £400
MACKERS
Pesto lads
Need a Torpedochka 3rd or I'm eating beans this week
how do I get into PGA?? Can't find Professional Gambling Advice on Facebook
its worth throwing your house on New Zealand beating Sri Lanka @ 1.55
that game is an absolute gimme. Literally free money if ever there was.
Just scored a world goal on FIFA lads. Did the messi dedication celebration, dedicating it to Uruguay anons cat.
>>64102840
send mackers a message lad
bwin reversed my withdrawal saying that I was
>requesting a withdrawal without adequate game play after your last deposit
not my fault their website is dogshit, gonna self exclude myself from there so they have no choice
reeeeeeeee
>>64102854
Bankroll on
>>64102873
Did the same to me, limited to £2 bets or so and refusing to let me withdraw
>>64102878
gonna say that im a gambling addict and that they are encouraging me to gamble
>>64102888
That's not a bright idea
>>64102854
Btw is this first test or the whole test series?
>>64102897
i-its true though
already talked to a guy on a phone and he said he will put in a request to the payment team, what could they do if i self exclude my self?
>>64102854
if i have to cancel christmas because of you, expect me to come for you
Still raging from that failed Israeli fix last night
>>64102904
just the first Test, you can bet on the whole series if you want but I never bet that far ahead in cricket because of weather etc
This Test will be an absolute walkover for NZ. it's in Dunedin so the conditions couldn't possibly be any worse for Sri Lanka. Since last year, SL have lost their GOAT batsman (Sangakkara), are missing their first choice seam bowler and their wicketkeeper got dumped from the tour the otherday for a failed drugs test.
it is Dunedin so the weather is a bit scratchy but more than enough time for NZ to win comfortably.
>>64102910
> what could they do if i self exclude my self?
They could refuse to give you the money since you didn't satisfy the terms you signed up to, and there's no obligation for them to do otherwise
That being said, they may let you withdraw if you threaten to kick up a fuss because>muh gambling addiction is a big deal right now and bookies don't really know what they're doing
If you genuinely are addicted, my advice is to leave the money in your account and walk away from it for a while or you'll lose that and more
So many unreal teamsheet bets, shaking
>>64102939
I don't think they said anything about the rules, just
>We encourage our players to make deposits with an intention to play and not to withdraw soon after.
so I hope they will just let me withdraw in peace after I put in the request
anyone having rball troubles?
zero games are being covered on it, while a lot of games are going on
Trump - Ban Muslims from US
Left - You can't ban people!
Trump - I'm coming to Britain
Left - Ban him!
>>64102985
Ah, you might be OK then
I know we always say its just numbers in a spreadsheet but the amounts I have on Arsenal to qualify is inhumane. Gonna be shaking until kickoff.
>>64103023
take it to pol
>>64103023
pls stop talking about politics
>>64103023
Literally nobody cares
>>64103023
zzz
>>64103023
Don't assume anyone cares, also don't assume people think the same childish way as you
>>64103047
hope so senpai, i presume its just counter measures against money laundering but when they see that i'm just a 19 yo student they should accept it. fingers crossed.
>>64103023
I agree with him desu, wish the scum fucked off out of here
Unhealthy amounts on Pendikspor
>Waking up to the Filipinos leaving me a nicely wrapped present.
Comfy.
Barca @ 2.4 is a genuine mainstream SPECIAL.
Pique and Iniesta are the only first team players getting rested and Leverkusen are trash
>>64103104
#based. Cheers lad.
Love to bottle half of PGA
Is Blogabet any good?
Are there certain posters that are worth a follow?
>>64103278
dedi and sfetips, everyone else is a slug
Rockets vs Wizards Under 214.5 is the nba bet of the night
>>64098784
Do you nigger ever actually make money off this shit?
>>64103292
atpkokkinakis is dece, hard to catch odds but better than bubblegum babys
>>64103023
People still care about what this clown has to say?
Bryant Jennings to beat Ortiz is currently as high as 3.2 which is madness, tempted to go past my usual 1% desu, asia has it down somewhat respectably but I still price it about 2.1 Jennings. This is the guy that set the blueprints for Wlads downfall imo, you have to take it, anything above 2.6 is great value.
>>64103432
Please have sex you limp-wristed penny punter
Imagine not taking that unreal Panama U20 W +4.75 line pmsl, love the part time soccerway babbys backing the - and offering up a gift. Going to be topping up on this throughout the day as more clueless mongs get involved, it should be illegal to make money this easily when there's little brown kiddies starving in Bradford.
wow, can't believe they brought it in and on that line but sporting beach +1.25 is a large stake, i'll write up in a minute but get on that before it goes
>>64103123
was a crazy game bro, like 6 or 7 reds in total
>>64103204
there shouldn't be that many rotations right? i remember enrique playing a full strength side last year when they were fighting for the 1st seed against apoel and don't really remember barca rotating in CL in the recent years
not sure if special but i'll grab the sw and a small on a -1.5 or -2.5 as well, could be ugly if they play close to full strength
>>64103581
Valencia might be worth a punt, Lyon lost a lost of players in the summer and are already out, Valencia could still qualify with a win
>>64103478
You first faget
>>64103578
Get on at 0-2?
Hey guys, any free twitter tipster with good bankers? I used to follow lewis thomas but he is dead
>>64103861
@calijahH
mackers down an absolute utter cunt on dinamo u19
>>64103955
>Dinamo Youth
>Jong Ajax
>Jong PSV
>Bolivia
Any other meme teams Mackers hypes, but always ends up DAC on?
>>64103941
I found it, but there isnt any bet related stuff
>>64104015
@T4tw
>>64103053
Yep same. BOTY imo and I've been topping up for over 2 weeks. Told my mum how much I had on and I thought it'd brought her to tears, but she wasn't crying it was just literally eye watering.
>>64103861
@leebirkwood
>>64104056
It's burk, you berk.
>>64104076
soz lee
>>64104114
@charltonbird
>>64103861
@footballacca
>>64104114
@upacunt
>>64104114
@flatanon ofc
Model's coming along nicely boys.
>>64104335
What's the ROI of your model so far?
>>64104416
0.62%
Will be trying it on some games over the next few weeks.
Will probably be terrible though.
Is Barca SW pretty much basically confirmed?
Al Arabi -1,5
>>64104426
Nader om crato
Beroe SW
Can't stop topping up on Panama, I've knocked the line down to +4.5 by myself
You might be a shrewd bettor, but that don't impress me much,
Oh oh ohhhhhh
You've got the value but have you got the touch?
Anyone looking at the Beroe line and the match rball?
Panama U20 W +4.5 best bet of the day, ends in a 1 or 2 goal win to Mexico
>>64104696
just for once, give a reason and/or a slip
please?
Gary Monk has left the building
Imagine not having a Panama punt @150
rebacked CD Aves BTTS Large
>>64104974
Would like to know Mackers reasons for this being a 'medium'... Dire bet, worth nothing more than a small at best
Down insane PGA beyond shit
>>64105114
soccerway
>tfw bet on 8 eurocup overs today, half of them based purely on the trust of another tipster's abilities
going to be a shaky evening watching the points slowly trickle like a fool
literal chinese water torture except the drops will be frequent and made of liquid heroin instead of water
every bet i touch turns to shit, down so much for this month
Avesssssss GOALOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64105155
>>64105141
>>64105122
>>64105114
WTF MAN MACKERS SURREAL
was literally about to be down so many brains, losses successfully chased
Aves just had a goal disallowed for offside (wrongly)
>utter utter
PGA?
Need Mackers screencaps like AIR
>>64105178
AWWWW FUCKEN TEARS BUDDY
welp, found out mara's autistic odds increasing saved me literally twice from betting on the panama handi before each goal thanks to their 10 second buffer followed by 0.01 odds increase
>>64105178
Think you might need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself if this betting jig is really for you m8
>365 actually payed out BTTS lel
Luxton aftertiming AGAIN
>>64105193
Post a pic with more talent.
Protip: it's impossible.
>>64105224
just going on live chat now to tell them of their mistake, cant have the little pga slugs getting free money.
>>64105193
>>64105180
not him, but was it actually?
I got on small, but my bet went through (365) and is settled
hope it's voided or something so I can laugh at all the fuccbois who went large on a pretty shitty bet
If mackers had quit gambling in June and got a part-time job in Aldi getting deliveries off the lorry for minimum wage, he'd have made more money than he actually has in the past 6 months,
>>64105235
He tipped Al Arabi -
Stop stealing my gimmick and getting it wrong
>>64105250
I invented the gimmick
>>64105244
Yep, was watching the stream. Guy cut it across the box and the ref gave offside. Silly because he was behind the ball..
Definitely disallowed
>>64105286
lmao, PGA caps anyone?
Tears at Danny Robinson, lost on the game too but imagine typing gibberish over and over again in delirium to later see the goal was offside pmsl
Guys....i really like betting and all but how can i get a gf? It's so lonesome even with a big roll.
>>64105304
/bet/ pulling guide when?
>>64105298
Show us. Not everyone here wants to pay £25/month for losing tips.
>>64105304
Show them your big roll
>>64105304
It's actually easy to get a gf.
Just be yourself. :)
>>64105312
>Ever doubting the Swede with big roll
Begone child.
>>64105336
lmao
what did she say?
>>64105312
>>64105343
Misread the post lid, sincerest apologies
>>64105304
didn't mackers get a fat slag with big tits?
if you make millions out of betting you can get one of those too
>>64105344
Got sent to someone else
>>64105336
send this to him
>>64105310
I can write one if you guys would like.
>>64105336
I hate bookies much more than Mackers desu
Love to bottle lux desu
>>64105336
>Thinking Mackers stakes on a bubblegum bookie
Kek.
>>64105359
I want a petite femdom gf do you have any idea how hard that is to find.
>>64105396
I know a 5'5 girl who is kinky as fuck. That's the best I can do. I will send her over she will sort you out.
>>64105359
Nah it was a skinny Thai gf that he paid for
>>64105380
Go for it lid, I'll help contribute too
>>64105396
very hard
Are Notts County in administration yet?
How much on Freiburg BTTS no lads?
[spoiler]too much[/spoiler]
>>64105336
I withdrew because I'm paranoid, post this to PGA though
>>64105336
Were you bullied at school?
>>64105442
limited to pennies on BetFred, know if it's on any other sites mate?
Need a Beroe goal like air
>>64105464
I know boyle doesnt have it. Didnt look anywhere else desu but would check BV, WH, coral, Lads. Surely one of them will have it
>>64105487
365 has the game but no BTTS
Lux winning a bet he mentioned before it had won, surreal
Ok guys sorry for the dank France handball tip yesterday but tonight i am sure there will be some value in the livebetting.
>>64105464
Betfair
>>64105441
pls stop this gimmick lid, just reminds me to never listen to tips posted here
Is there any money to be made out of betfair trades?
Mackers down for 2015, again
Kurt with something lined up later
>>64104434
HUP
>>64104453
SHIT
>>64105558
Been down again for a while hasn't he
Really is an inevitability that he loses his roll, such a bad bad gambler.
>>64105114
Mackers had a special stake on it. Yes, tipped medium but chased with a special stake. PMSL.
>>64105533
Trading in what way? But yeah there's plenty shrewdies who rely on Betfair for most things. I also know an old trip here Retards traded horses on betfair too
>get on Bayern slags
>mackers gets on too
this is going to lose isnt it
MACKERS WANTS 100K ON BAYERN HT
Bet365 took back the money for the Aves game from me, and the bets appeared back in my unsettled bets area.
Then I was able to cash out of them for full profit, so I did. I'm assuming they'll just take it back again though
>>64105442
Red card Freiburg
Reback?
>>64105744
just withdraw everything for a day or two and use a different bookie if you won a lot
>>64105757
>reback
Do you want to lose money?
>>64105771
you don't think that it'll go through? 50/50 imo
>>64105770
Won't my 365 balance just stay in a negative balance forever then?
Down well over 5k today, feel like Mackers
>>64105822
post p&l
>>64105806
They will almost certainly noticed before the funds are sent and stop the withdrawal
>>64105794
I wouldnt be rebacking or cashing out (unless they get 3 shots off in 10 min after HT)
>>64105806
Yeah if you dont fix it within 6 months they will send Ray Winstone over to your house to collect the debt.
>>64105771
took u3 as there was no btts and freiburg didnt look that good around the 20th minute, looking comfy euanski
eurocup overs pretty dece, kazan already came in and a 35-35 1st half is the worst out of the 4 being played atm
>>64105836
they let me withdraw and my balance isn't negative (yet)
I mostly use other bookies anyway so a 365 isn't worth what I won from that bet desu
>>64105866
But have you got the money yet?
>I mostly use other bookies anyway so a 365 isn't worth what I won from that bet desu
You need to take a long hard look at yourself
Down 0.8% of my roll today feel sick
>>64105866
how is it not worth it? if it's limited then you probably didn't win that much anyway and if not then it's definitely worth it, unless you bankrolled the bet and they somehow limit you as if it was a win all along
was mackewrs even on BTTS? wheres the mental breakdown caps?
Lads, lads, lads, is there a reason you haven't triggered on Liquid @ 2.2 yet?
>>64105925
how do i find that on 365 mate?
>>64105941
e-sports > dota 2
>Chasing on a Chase of a Chase
>>64104696
Thanks BT
>>64105922
He's down 80k. He's currently on Hamburg 2 which was tipped in pga
>>64105925
the last time I followed your tip I lost
>>64105925
Probably because it will lose, but you'll post a screenshot after of your cashout for profit, having not told any of us that we should cash out
>>64105949
i still have no idea what im looking at
haha, sometimes you see something that makes you realize it's a losing bet (e.g. denver vs NE).
liquid is in top form right now, having beaten the top 2 teams (secret, OG) in recent LANs. eHome are very good, but kind of predictable.
$200 on liquid. EZ
James Mckeown feel like crying, body is numb
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>>64106062
Love to test his brittle little chin. What a donja
>>64106071
I'VE BECOME A MESS
who's that fat dude who the brit shitposter always posts?
>>64106135
ROSSY BOY
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Are Notts County in admin yet?
>>64106135
>PGA paid for this meal
>>64106062
>>64106071
Think its time Mackers had a long hard look at himself in the mirror. Not sure he's cut out for it anymore
>>64106135
*laughs*
Rossy?
>>64106155
Yes http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/3029586/Notts-County-goes-in-administration.html
>>64106161
t i n t i n
>DACember
Losing 2015 profit slowly but surely, time to quit, can't take this pain no more
>>64106161
man he looks so inbred
Can't stop farting/rebacking Bayern Munich slags
Won't stop farting/rebacking Bayern Munich slags
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>>64106135
Pga paid for this holiday
>>64106204
>theyre not even his kids
>>64106135
>PGA paid for this camel
>>64106204
Delete this.
Can someone give me a good treble for tonight?
>>64106223
RossyBhoy
>>64106135
>PGA paid for his clothes
>>64106229
Valencia barca arsenal
I didn't think I'd release this wave of shitposting
>>64106204
R A R E
Feels bad seeing his kids get posted though like
>>64106239
>no naymare
>>64106135
>PGA paid for his boat
>PGA paid for these camels
Shaking at the prospect of Mackers having 100k on a Bolivian bet. He's going to chase so hard tonight, so excited.
Now have stupid sums on Bayern women. I'm really chasing this, shaking som uch
>PGA paid for this night out
Bovada are unreal jews
the only situation I'd see chasing as reasonable is betting on euro handicaps on a basketball match, like betting on a +10, that team being btfo and then betting on a +20 or something
It's worked for me about 70%
>>64106135
>PGA paid for his haircut
large on Bayern Women @1.8
>>64106135
>PGA paid for this spray tan
>pga tears
crying lads, help
>PGA paid for these sunglasses
REQUIRE A BAYERN MUNICH WOMEN GOAL LIKE AIR
>PGA paid for this tailor made suit
what does lid mean
is it just a funny meme version of lad
it seems it's only used on /bet/ threads, and i'm not a regular.
>>64106280
are these ross' children or did she have them with another man?
>>64106480
tears liddo
>>64106480
You would be correct
>>64106480
That's right lid
can't imagine a world where bayern slags dont score from almost 40 shots
>PGA paid for this sign
>>64106480
it's just PGA drones ignore them
>>64106561
>PGA paid for this entire night out
James Mckeown Done my cunt at 1.11 on the win hahahahahhaa
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Andri Fumanchu
Andri Fumanchu hahahahah
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown NOT AGAIN. NO.
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Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall 10th on target goes in
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown JUST FUCKING HOW.
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Andri Fumanchu
Andri Fumanchu what happened
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown IT CANT GO IN
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>>64106586
serious questions need to be asked when ross is the best dressed
>>64106590
whats the bet?
>>64106586
>that fucking t-shirt on the left
looks like he borrowed it from his sister
BTTS no IN!! Cheers Euan lid.
>>64106565
Use lid all the time and I'n not in PGA la
>>64106604
bayern slags sw
36 shots, 12 corners, 0-0
>>64106609
>tfw got on BTTS by mistake
>>64106604
bayern slags
He lost on HT result which put his total for the day at -80k. Bet he had another 20k on win at 1.11 pmsl
Down serious sums today, think I need to get a job
>>64106635
Unlucky la
>>64106609
who is euan?
>>64106641
I wonder how much money a human needs to burn to realize that he's doing something wrong
anyone fancy arsenal tonight?
>>64106651
@FootyAccums
>>64106651
Runs PGA
>>64106694
RARE
How much dackers down today?
>>64106694
LE LONG NECK MAN
>>64106694
Which one is Euan
>>64106659
Unfortunatly he suffers from a mental disorder known as gambling addiciton meaning he will probably never come to the realisation that he's losing everything he's worked for for 5 years
M8s, will I ever get enough action to fill the void?
man all those slag basketball unders
they look so tasty
but then I remember I lost 85% of my bank to them two weeks ago and I should only bet on local matches. that's how I turned 15 into 150 in 2 weeks
no one wants to be an addict
>>64106702
It's his profile picture you melt
>>64106669
maybe overs, hard to trust their defense plus olympiakos have been scoring lately, prob gonna hedge with cech motm if i do that bet lel, got a feeling he'll have a world game
>>64106796
>using FB
LUXTON IS ON ARSENAL TO WIN BY 2 GOALS OR MORE
JUDGE
Need a king Kurt special like AIR
>>64106793
hello my uruk friend, any tasty latino hoop matches on the skedge tonight?
>gala bball match with 41 point in the first half of the 3rd quarter
what the fuck son, i'm bout to be up cunts
Mackers done up like a kipper once again
suicide tonight after he loses everything
Merry Christmas James
>>64106694
racist desu
>>64106830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCEUdz5imxk
>>64106796
is that his boyfriend?
Finnie to leave Mackers within a year 1.01
>>64106796
No its not.
>>64106924
Please have sex
NEED a Hamburg SV II goal like AIR
>>64106899
Wonder if she really loves him or just stays for the money.
No idea how you can live with someone who you paid for to be there and continue to pay to live there through food, housing etc.
Does she even have a job?
>>64106899
How do you know she's not with him for the money?
>Bayern score 2 in FH ET
lmao
Me to fail fridays exam in film history because i'd rather bet away my money @ 1.04
GET ON
>>64106946
Please no, need a Mackers breakdown like A I R
>>64106977
>not heard from mackers since ft
scared tbqh, hope hes' ok
>>64106962
She was at college so don't know
>>64106987
>film history
>>64106899
should be value in the asian time lines. reckon -0.75YH is always worth a punt, christmas and new years party coming up
...and you have been tasked with making a documentary for Channel 5 about Mackers.
What it the title?
>>64106987
What questions do they actually ask you in these exams?
Is it like the history of directing or something?
cbfa
>>64106694
>britteeth
>>64107006
The Rajah of Rball
>>64107006
The Rise and Fall of a professional gambler.
It would be in 2 parts. First one sub-titles Up and Comfy. Part 2 Down and concerned.
First part documents the previous 4-5 years from his shrewd beginnings etc.
Second part is this year and his downfall. Will also get some scientists on to explain the gambling addiction and the 'too shrewd to profit' phenomenon also have some guest stars like Rossy, Mark maybe Euan as the next up and coming star of gambling.
>>64107006
Slippin' Jimmy
>>64106858
matches will restart on friday
the thing is that now the teams have been split and are playing between the best and the worst, so it's hard to find value
what I do is watch over the handicaps, expect a streak and hop into over 10+, depending on the teams
yesterday the first placed played against the jews, who placed fourth. hebraica was winning by about 6 and hopped on a +11, then they kept pushing they shit and found a +20, thought it was free money. match ended with the jews winning by 35. it's the first match in the tournament to end by +30 so I don't think it was a bad bet even though I lost a lot of money. the other results were pretty atypical too, was a smart move to avoid betting on them
>>64107006
Too Shrewd to Profit
sporting crystal 03.5.
>>64107010
Last years main part:
"Explain the main development in norwegian films from 1980 untill today. Emphasize production(Government grants), thematic and aestethic trends. Use examples."
OR
"Explain the themes and style-choices that are prevalent in the movies during the italian neorealism. Take into consideration the historic connection with where the films were created and what causes this style had. Use examples.
I know fuck all about any of it
>>64106946
How the fuck has this won when I'm dac on much better bets
HAMBURGGGGGGGGGGG
>>64106826
>thinking Olympiakos are pushovers at home
Wew lux
Need a Kurt Drago tip like AIR
>>64107094
>reminder this Norwegians uni film history course is funded on taxpayer money
>>64107059
Good post apart from Euan
>>64107173
I know right, and in addition every Norwegian student gets 4000£ a year in a stipend as well as 6000£ a year in loans.
>ywn get paid 5k a week to be an absolute shitter on one of the best and most entertaining teams in the history of football
>ywn get sodomized by pique after fucking up again and again as if you secretely enjoy it
>ywn turn your team into an underdog against neverkusen and fuck up large steaks simply by your presence on the pitch
how does this make you feel?
>>64107244
b-but la masia
I'm physically repulsed by the sheer amount of sums I have on Arsenal to qualify.
MACKERS IS UP 200K TODAY
>>64107163
he just has m8
>>64098784
Quality op, but here's a better pic for tiger m8
>>64107280
Yeah but im not in his group. Need someone to post it here.
>>64107340
whats this from
>>64107400
its only a fiver for a month you peasent
>>64107414
/bet/ secret group senpai
>>64107414
telegram group
>>64107267
Same lid shaking.
Why aren't you laying munich
>>64107465
c-can i join?
>>64107581
Sure lid, telegram username?
>>64107777
Is this a genuine thing?
Checked
>>64107812
it's just americans discussing their lives
>>64107837
Pretty much desu
>>64107812
It is but its just American blogging with an occasional -ev tip from a muggy Brit so I wouldn't join expecting WORLD tips
>>64107837
>implying i don't need friends
Kurt Drago simply surreal
>>64107437
yeah but i have no idea how to join its not on his twitter page.
link?
>>64107991
message him on fb
K I N G
U
R
T
In by HT
Soooo why doesn't someone just make a facebook-group that reposts PGA and have people join it for 1£ a month?
K U R T
U
R
T
>>64108085
1. PGA isnt profitable
2. You will get limited super fast following all PGA bets
>>64108085
muh copyright
why are you all getting into betting groups if it's a sure way to get limited?
>>64108130
>1. PGA isnt profitable
Bollocks
Kurt should be charging at least 100/month desu
S U R R E A L
What a lid
>>64108169
Kurt Drago is safe for now.
222222222222222222222222
>>64108196
>6'9
>10/10 facial aesthetics
>shrewdest guy in Malta
>10/10 gf
>7 figures in the bank
Literally the perfect man
What is the fucking kurt drago bet
>>64108264
Birkirkara -, already in by HT liddo but probably wins from here too
>>64108246
Such a hunky dreamboat
>>64108264
Guessing it was Birkirkara -2
>>64108297
Nice aftertime zzz no info, no proof and expect us to be on it, fucking despise you, piece of shit.
World amounts on Arsenal, pennies on Kurt done it all so wrong.
>>64108169
Only very rarely do they limit you very quickly for syndicate betting. Things like opening an account then ploughing hundreds of pounds on some obscure game when there's lots of other people doing a similar thing will be a red flag for getting limited but otherwise you should be fine
>>64108350
Pmsl, please have sex and get back to your CL accys. Would love to test your greasy little sixth form student chin.
BARCA
MESSI
MAINSTREAM SPECIAL
>>64108350
Wow angry. You know kurts group is a fiver a month you fucking peasant, just join.
>>64108385
Hurr durr everyone should be on this cryptic bet tipped by some Malteser. I never lose a bet because I only post about them after they've won hurr durr. Fucking cunt, fucking love to beat you up.
Just as I was about to say lump on Leverkusen Chickarito scores.
>>64100145
UTTER, UTTER TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T AT THIS FREE MONEY
>>64108397
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64108473
>he can't afford £5 a month
Begone child.
>>64108397
>MAINSTREAM SPECIAL
>>64108350
>>64108473
I think you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, is taking your frustration out on an anonymous user on a Vietnamese Pokemon discussion board really the right way to go about things? I think not liddo
australian bookies are clueless, got on chelsea-porto over 1.5 goals for $1.85. C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S
>>64108482
How convenient. Would love to test your slimy little aftertiming chins, you slug.
>>64108406
His spreadsheet looks tez and it's all bubblegum stuff. I'm sure he knows his stuff on Maltese u15 wheelchair football but I can't get more than a packet of crisps on.
>>64108559
See: >>64100145.
Better luck next time, buddy.
*laughs*
Kurt Drago?
Kurt Drago is my brother, brother
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
>>64108568
PLEASE get some friends.
>>64108559
Go for a walk
>Kurt paying virgins to advertise his group
Makes sense
>>64108568
he actually tips more asia stuff than pretty much anyone desu
>>64108568
zzz birka is in asia
>>64108568
Please have sex.
>>64108593
Wasn't talking to you, you poverty-stricken little shit.
>>64108616
Please have sex.
LUX KNEW
ARSENAL
SURREAL
>>64108653
AWWWWWWWWWW TEARS BUDDY, ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET FREE MONEY TEAAAAAAAARSS
UTTER, UTTEEEEEEEEEEER TEARS FOR YOU, BUDDY
you know I think all these angry english posters are the same lonely guy, sick of not getting any (you)'s and just talking to himself.
>>64108701
I'm up more from King Kurt than you will earn this month, tears!
>>64108627
This month I count 3 asia bets (2 from same game) and he lost all 3
>>64108631
>hedged barca with bayer to score in the 1st
>lumped on over2 a few seconds before the arsenal goal to compliment the -1.5
could not possibly be comfier
>>64108746
>i-i-i-i'm n-n-n-not mad, I s-swear... ;___;
Utter tears at you, buddy
>don't post the tip
>keep talking about the tip, never posting it
>someone gets mad about you not posting the tip and just shitposting about it
>act surprised when they get mad
Going to make my own group desu seems pretty easy like
>>64108736
its literally just that 1(one) poo peeland poster from /cric/ on proxy
>>64108793
IRISH BRO TALKING SENSE ONCE AGAIN. Wish Kurt shitposters would begone desu, nobody is going to join his stupid group
>>64108793
Please have sex and stop begging to be spoonfed once again. If you want spoonfed tips, go join a group.
>>64108793
>expecting paid tips for free
Leverkusen SW @2.36
Don't say you didn't see it.
Imagine not being able to afford £5/month for amazing tips and then taking out your frustrations on other people because you're DAC on your CL accys for the 10th week running. Imagine.
>>64108793
>wah wah please spoonfeed me PAID tips
Anyone in Newnes group?
>>64108876
>>64108894
Stop posting about bets after they have won.
Stop posting about bets and not making it clear what you're on.
Stop trying to shill Kurt's group.
Stop shitposting about Kurt.
All in all, stop being cunts.
>>64108849
>IRISH BRO TALKING SENSE ONCE AGAIN
One above average post he has made. /bet/ is still better when you filter the Irish flag
Dying to break this cunts legs
pls score bayern pls
>>64108793
personally spent about 15 minutes after the tip trying to get enough money on it, imagine it's true for quite a few.
just pay the fiver ffs.
>>64108954
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
Please stop being a slug.
>>64108920
Imagine needing to pay to get tips
Wah wah please spoonfeed me, ga ga I'm so shrewd for following a tipster, go go, only £5 a month sign up now!
>>64108736
yes it's him
in his words he shits on the threads because he dislikes shitposting. no joke
>>64109003
>I get spoonfed for 5 a month and this makes me a good gambler, I will constantly aftertime and shitpost to try and make others jealous and I won't mention my regular losses
Please stop being such a slug.
Pray for Windigo
so much negativity in these threads, why cant we all get along?
baka
Only up £211.59 today zzz
>>64109031
I pay for IBT and Kurt because they have contacts and a knowledge of their own countries football that pretty much no other bettor has, also several leagues from Malta and Iceland are available to bet on so there's so many matches with potential tips. £25 a month for those two groups is nothing and I've probably passed the 5 figure mark from their tips alone. Please have sex.
>>64109031
>Imagine needing to pay to get tips
I take it you're already on the Birka bet then? Already spotted the value yourself? Care to post a slip for us all?
>>64109031
>>64109076
Paying £5 a month when you can profit 4 figures off a single game like Birkirkara is the definition of shrewd. Would love to test your seething little chins.
ref trying to hand the game to chelshit, typical. English football in dire straits lads, needs Rball to beat teams like porto
>>64109076
THIS
QUICK.
WTB?
>>64109134
what do i do to join IBT? please help
>>64109227
valencia next to score and chelsea over 1.55
>>64109246
Season doesn't start for a few months
>>64109134
Link to IBT?
>>64109031
paying for tips is an investment
>>64109134
>>64109171
>>64109181
zzz you just don't get it. Well done on a winning bet, clearly it's not a regular occurrence if it gets you this worked up
>>64109246
India, currykick so good
Only up 4 figures this month
>>64109134
how can I join IBT?
zzz only up 1.4k today maybe I should start buying tips
>>64109289
can you give me a name or something so I can prepare?
>>64109315
Please have sex, you're clearly a seething penny punter.
In 3 months time:
BOOOOOOM
11111111
IBT SURREAL
zzz
>>64109355
post roll
>>64109401
I didnt really see it mentioned much during the last Iceland season.
>>64109359
Pretty sure I've made more profit gambling than you desu
>>64109468
I highly doubt that but I have no doubt you think you have
How many muggy little accas are getting BTFO by Barca drawing right now?
Imagine going down to your local William Hill and putting your greasy tenner on the Barca/Chelsea/Arsenal treble thinking you're onto a worldie.
KURT UNREAL AMOUNTS.
>>64109491
More than 70k?
>>64109501
You're so boring
>>64109564
More than one of us liddo
KURT
COULDNT STOP REBACKING
EVEN FOR THE DAY AIR
>>64109501
zzzzzzzz
This is your official warning lids
Get your accounts ready
A L T I T U D E
Reminder that £1 on Over 5.5 Birkirkara goals would have paid for a whole month of world Kurt tips.
>>64109501
imagine not taking an +ev gamble and getting on @2.4 before the line-ups are announced, then hedging on bayer fh goal after they get several DAs in and ultimately winning the pre-staked bet after rat king gets subbed on in the 2nd to score a brace
>>64109605
>world
If you level staked his Asian bets you would lose money
Tip4TheWeekend @Tip4TheWeekend 3 hrs3 hours ago
@kurtdrago Actually, I'll just join tonight. Can you DM me?
I wonder who is behind the sudden increase in Kurt shitposting tonight
>>64109597
macks is finally taking something more from browsing /bet/ than tears and jeers, the young lad is learning the ways of the altitude
>>64109664
'no'
>>64109714
pmsl
>>64109714
found out yet again
>>64109664
le no friends man
>>64109714
Well not me because I'm not joined yet, am I?
F A T
A
T
D A D D Y
A
D
D
Y
>>64109845
The shitposting began way before the tip
>>64098828
based
>>64109864
cheers for the reminder lid, completely forgot it was that time.
>>64109845
Piss easy to profit on bubblegums, only mugs pay for 365 only bets. Makes sense why you're so desperate to join,
>>64105442
Bet won btw lads. #bookiebashing
>>64109872
I am joining because of the shitposting.
cannot spake at the amount I did not put on for Arsenal to qualify
>>64109911
You're welcome :^)
Want to watch it later but won't be able to browse /bet/ D:
>>64109924
>365 only
Shit meme, could rattle you off a list of about 50 bubblegums or so
>>64109949
Balzan -3 didn't win
>>64109949
What is this a spreadsheet of?
>>64109714
LeL
IMAGINE not being on the overs in chelsea-porto, IMAGINE, just IMAGINE all the people, tearing up today
>>64110017
Cheers
>>64110033
Twatter tips
Thanks to whoever put me in the OC pic.
>>64109924
it's not though
unless you've had 50 10bet skins and 500 bookie accounts completely closed then it's easily worth £5/month
Roma live?
