![Louis-van-Gaal-009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ANHMfAD.jpg "Louis-van-Gaal-009[1].jpg")
What is his philosophy exactly?
>spend enormous amounts of money
>keep Rooney
>act like you know what you are doing
>profit from occasional wins and the fact that Moyes was your predecessor
pass until you win
Long balls
last panel
1.delegate coaching
2.print out heatmaps from the internet and show them to the press
4.????
5.profit
>>64085051
wew
Subjective idealism.
accept salary, put in minimum effort, retire
one last payday before you retire
>teek uh yoush team
>wis pleejers laik kluivert, bergkamp, overmars, seedorf, de brodders de boer, van der sar, de hool ratteplan
>let dem pash de ball uround, inkloed de kiepur
>pash it to kluivert or bergkamp, dey no wat toe doe wish it
>skor end win de sjempions lieg
>kall ted van leeuwen uh esshool
He's a neo-platonist.
>>64084987
Pretty accurate senpai.
>>64085130
why does he call Van Leuwen at the end?
Total Human Being Principle.
>>64085051
I'm a United fan, but David Squires is so based I couldn't not laugh at that.
>>64085171
He actually just called him dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKT4wbL1fw
>>64085130
I read twice before realising you weren't posting real Dutch
literally butthead
>>64085203
Clearing your throat: the language
>>64084935
Edge in front of a mirror and shout PAY ATTENSHUN TO DE MENEGER, then call Fellaini in to finish the job.
>>64085051
kek
>>64085130
All correct except for the Bergkamp part
They should put Van Gaal in charge of ISIS. That will stop them attacking.
>>64085313
decent patter but i'm deducting points because i'm fairly certain you've nicked that from somewhere
7.5/10
>>64085313
LADBible pls
>>64085051
that's immense la
>>64085313
Intercontinental ballistic missile to Fellaini.
>>64085313
Or the other way around, put ISIS in charge of Man Utd. Knock ball long to Fellaini, who will now be a starter.
As for ethics, he supports Divine Command Theory, with himself commanding.
buy young useless shit strikers
>>64085366
geet de meeisisle two feelaiknee
Lose everything, but do it in a manner that makes it looks like you almost won something.
gif fallani ball, gif young players trial, make sure memphish do not score
1 step forward. 2 steps backwards and repeat
>>64086094
Great team
>>64086094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9iuwwfV9rk
>>64086094
and then van gaal dares to say shit like 'we create enough chances' when martial fails to score a chances he created out of nothing
>>64084987
Based Czechs knowing footy.
