COWBOYS V REDSKINS MNF GAMETHREAD #3
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111th edition
6-6 end of Third
First for skins
SAVE US REFS
Guys, I've been texting this slut and she's drunk and coming over in 15 minutes. I'm a virgin; what sex positions should I use so she thinks I'm a pro?
Holy fuck this game blows
>>64076461
Just let her go on top you don't gotta do shit
>>64076461
Stick your toe in her pussy
I hate watching Cassel run that offense, it seems like he doesn't even make half the reads Romo does. Erratic and shit
>>64076461
just have her bounce on your dick.
>>64076461
missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>>64076467
Wait for next week. Giants vs Dolphins ratings through the roof
>cowkeks fans when no pi called
>>64076486
Doggy is easiest if shes not down for cowgirl
>>64076442
>wearing make-up to sleep
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Jason Witten is not the best TE in the league.
>>64076461
Consensual missionary
>>64076513
>Gronk
>Olsen
/thread
>>64076461
can I borrow this gif friend?
they keep trying to talk about the Cowboys and Redskin "greats" from the 70's
meanwhile in the game right in front of them it's 6-6 in the 4th qtr
>>64076513
Cause he's black
>>64076513
his quarterback
also gronk and barnidge
>>64076461
discount double check
>she's drunk and coming in 15 minutes
I hope she isn't driving m80
>>64076509
I thought cowgirl was when you punt the ball and get injured all game
>>64076461
Have her son whose driving her over watch and you can explain what you are doing
So is neither team going to score a TD tonight?
>Woman in USAA commercial
>2 accidents
>>64076461
Foreplay the puss off an on during sex to preserve yourself, helps if yr a lil
Buzzed so you'll last longer.. idk you'll figure it out
>someone, somewhere, is making this the first football game they've ever watched
my wife's son just bought me a dez bryant jersey for this game and he doesn't even have a catch...
FLAG
>>64076535
Well they can't just say the game is boring as shit.
They always try to hype these boring ass late season matchups that looked good at the start but end up shitty
how have we come to this Cowbros?
>>64076545
Her son is
Welp guess who's here? My wife's son!! He wants to watch BET right now so I guess that's all the football for me. Keep me posted lads while I go finish my x-wing Lego set in the shed.
>>64076573
My first game =) go skins
>>64076506
Shoot me.
As an Eagles fan it's real hard to cheer for the Boys. In some ways I hope the Skins win and we loose next week if only for the draft picks. It's not like any of these NFC east teams are gonna do anything in the play offs. Rather get some O line help, a WR, and some secondary help then try again next year
>>64076300
Imagine what's left after this year tho.
They're gonna be like 4-8 at best
Dan Mullen knows...that's why he tried to go to Miami
>>64076532
Yes, but you have to return it later!
>>64076591
Your reechung brah
>>64076591
Everything about this is depressing
Skins on top
>>64076587
I wish they'd just put us out of our misery
N
O
M
A
S
this game is extremely painful
Yo lemme fuck your face clay lilly
>>64076591
make sure to fix the toaster in the shed while you're at it, your wife's son doesn't have time between BET and that 200 word essay due in 2 weeks
Look another field goal.
What a time to be alive
Is this sum Reindeer Monday Night Football?
>>64076587
You've been hot garbage for 15 straight years m7
Guys it's statistically impossible you all have wives with their own sons. Someone here has to be doing the clucking.
what a good primetime matchup
>>64076633
U U
U
U
>>64076503
YOU SICK FUCK
MY cardinals
Not that one team I won an owl on
lmao
I was fucking stupid to trust the Cowshits to score a TD.
>winning by 5 in fantasy
>opponent has Dez Bryant
>thought I was pretty much fucked
I can't believe I might actually fucking pull this off
>Jimmy V Week
Oh no
Did McDonald's stop running those "How bout them Cowboys" commercial? I haven't seen them as of late lol
>>64076675
Nah /sp/ is just a breeding ground for clucking, actual alpha males are on tinder at this very moment or in a bar watching this game
>pull up a twitter search for "worst game"
>watch the results keep scrolling in
>All these cringe-worthy "if there's no 80 yard easy touchdown asses NFL is boring" memers.
Defensive games are far more entertaining. Every play actually matters instead of just knowing easy points are always ahead.
I don't mind cowboy fans in Dallas but what the fuck are they doing in Pittsburgh? These fucks can't even point to Dallas on a map but they are life long Cowboys fans. They haven't even been good in a billion years, how do they get these fans?
>>64076693
You were stupid to trust the Giants not to gobble cock
>>64076676
this is good old fashioned smash mouth football, none of that flair in the air nonsense
Just got home
What's up with this score?
>>64076393
Espn glitching like a mother fucker
>>64076709
Dez is gonna commit sudoku if he doesn't get a catch tonight.
>>64076442
I want to sniff her hair
>>64076726
>he thinks this game is low scoring because of good defense and not shit offense
>>64076726
This, they will probably still swap scoring drives at the end of the game though
redskins D keep em back I believe in you!
The fuck is this?
>>64076709
Dez is shit right now because Romo is ded.
>>64076737
>sudoku
fucking kek'd
IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
>IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
>IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
>IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
Could an all NFC East make it to the Owl at this point?
Also nice fumble cowshits
There goes the fucking game.
OY VEY
>cow turds
all this cowboy spaghetti
BUMBLE!
Rekt go skins!
What the fuck is this game? I've been half watching and seems I've missed nothing.
>>64076767
>>sudoku
>fucking kek'd
back to reddit with you
That's what you get for throwing the ball!
STUPID FAGGOT CUcKBOYS
AYYYYYYYYY LMAO
Why is everyone fumbling against skins so much?
>>64076790
Rekt go skins
>>64076675
I think /fit/ is doing the keking.
>FEMALE REF IN CHARGE OF FUMBLES
Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>64076724
We're all chickens here.
Why do I keep having faith in this damn team?
Definitely wasn't a fumble but call will stand because it was called that way on the field.
somebody help us
TRIFUMBLE
BALL WAS COMING OUT BEFORE HE WAS DOWN
CALL STANDS, THANK YOU DEFENSE
>>64076709
anon you don't even know
thank fuck dez is ded this game
>>64076709
Winning by 8 playing against McFadden. Is he benched yet? I can't watch the game. Please bench the fucker
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
"It's an intervention Nick"
Aaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>64076797
They greased the pigskin
>>64076814
My nigga Jebus I didn't know you were a cowboys fan
The look on his face says he knows hes getting cut soon
>>64076724
Meh honestly I could go fuck a girl but it's late and I don't want to drive or out of effort of money
Plus I might have knocked up. Vietnamese girl. Kind of got to wait for that to settle down before I wail on some 22 year old black girl for fun. I'm 33
Oh my life is odd
lol at the Redskins getting a home game in the playoffs
the system is broken
>>64076814
>not putting faith in the redskins
HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
HAIL VICTORY
BRAVES ON THE WARPATH
FIGHT FOR OLD DC
>>64076834
Since birth nigga.
Call STANDS
>>64076846
Hail to the redskins!
>>64076759
Even better, they got it back!
>>64076726
"Bad Game between two horrible teams" does not equal "defensive game."
>>64076838
> wail
>cameraman focused on Street keeps shaking the camera from laughter
>>64076841
>mathfag thinking he understands sports
>3 turnovers
>casslel
>r******s only up by 3
>>64076726
This isn't a real defensive game. A defensive game is when a strong and prolific offense is shut down on both sides.
This is mediocre defensive teams being the best players on the field
>>64076863
Have hot pussy sext
Better?
>this game still isnt over
>>64076846
Hail
>>64076850
That's rough
I'm putting my faith in the Cowboys. I need Eli autistic self to continue
>>64076826
He got hurt or something and Bob Turbo is in now.
Cousins is about to take this fucking game over
..this 9-6 game
>>64076846
JUST
>Crowder
>>64076676
How do I get an ass like this?
Fuck man... Another week to get through before the Hawks play again.
>>64076838
>I could get laid if I wanted to, I s-swear!
I'd probably cheer for any team that was named after a racial slur, but that woman-beater makes this even easier.
fuck you with your meme stats
>>64076841
really a result of injuries to romo and dez... doesnt mean the system is broken...
>>64076896
what ass?
>>64076892
YOU
>>64076896
squats
>>64076885
I just want the cowboys to make the playoffs so we can say we did something this year.
>>64076886
OH HOW THE STARS HAVE ALLIGNED
>>64076911
LIKE
>>64076775
Interesting rephrase of question -- If you could select players from the four NFCE teams, could you make a team capable f going to the Owl?
>>64076911
KIKE
>>64076846
RUN OR PASS AND SCORE WE WANT A LOT MORE
>>64076877
Yeah that makes perfect sense
>yfw Thursday Night Football Vikings Vs Cardinals
>>64076924
no I want zeke
>>64076888
trips confirm
>>64076825
>Galaxy Aces
Good team name, anon. Mutant League Football is great.
Buttercup > Blossom > Bubbles
>>64076904
Meh. It's not that hard bro. You can do it
Do NFL players get to dress how they want now? Cause desean is wearing black socks while Everyone else is red
>>64076924
But December is a curse for the Cowboys
Wide right
>Flopkins
>>64076951
Autism detected
>>64076957
>this game
Sick kick, faggot.
>r*dskins
>>64076957
ew
Kirk's too heavy for DeSean.
>>64076948
>not putting blossom last
k
>missing a 43 yard attempt
lol
FUCK
>missed
lel
>>64076957
>>64076957
She better be white
This game, wew
>>64076948
Fieldgoals>Touchdowns
>>64076957
o..ok.
>NO
>S
>T
>O
>P
>S
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
we still have a game
THIS GAME IS FUCKING POISONING ME.
>>64076957
Wait, girls have another hole?
I think I'm officially done with MNF
See you cunts later
noooooo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Serious question -- do fans of these teams find this game fun to watch?
>>64076825
>this anon
>>64076949
>n-no really guys I'm a poon hound, p-please believe me!
>no touchdowns
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys
GAME TYING FIELD GOAL COMIN UP
TY BASED CASSEL
hopkins please you know you can make that
>These teams are in contention for a playoff spot WITH homefield advantage
The playoffs need to be reworked holy shit
sean lee looks just like a guy in my badminton class
> listen to the elevator music Mike
>>64076957
HE POSTED IT AGAIN, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64076998
if you don't find your team fun to watch in a close game you aren't a fan
>>64076957
>two buttholes
How?
>>64076995
>>64076998
You know it's a shitty show but your team is still one score away from winning/losing.
>>64076998
No but it does essentially determine who makes the playoffs.
Jesus Christ
How the fuck are the cowboys still in it?
Cowboys won
>>64076998
Nope. It's either this or Raw and right now Raw is in a depressive state.
Dammit Hopkins!
Why aren't we taking more shots downfield? DeSean keeps getting open and Cousins never even looks for him.
>I actually looked forward to this game
>Just tuning in
>Scoreline: 6-9
You gotta be kidding me. S M H
>lolphins
Anyone who wears that shit in Boston deserves to be assaulted
>>64076957
That's a good looking butthole
I'd like to lock lick that ass pussy combo
>Mexicans watching football
lol
these nflshop commercials commercials are such shit
>>64076998
It's fun, like watching your retarded kid fighting your neighbor's retarded kid.
>four falls of buffalo
>+3 turnovers
>only leading by 3
Just cancel the NFC East this season
>>64076957
Jesus can you bleach your anus atleast
Dam old fashioned girls
Anyways horrible game
>What if I told you, one man was obsessed with his player's Madden ratings
Who /tf2/ while watching the game at the same time here?
>>64076995
Yeah it's the one that sugar spice and everything nice comes out of
>>64076949
Ow the edge
You're anon, you don't have to try so hard, we don't even give af.
>a team from the NFC East is making the playoffs
LMAO
I swear the 5th seed is more valuable than the 3rd seed in the NFC this year.
There it is.
>Tom Brady scored more points in 4 minutes than both these teams together have scored through 4 quarter
BASED DEZ
>>64077028
why did you think it would be a good game?
>lucky whitehead
>is black
mfw
FINALLY A DRAGON
Is it just me or have the Cowboys actually been really unusually unlucky?
I remember back on Grantland, Bill Barnwell used to measure how a team fared in one-score games. It seems like the Cowboys have lost every single one-score game they've played this season.
>the city of Washington
Who ready for Skip Bayless maymays?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
WHAT NOW HATERS?
>>64077047
what is this, 2009?
>>64077041
Hard when the refs are tumblrinas
dropped it
RIP that guy's fantasy team.
YES
>That anon playing against dez on fantasy
Sorry senpai
>6 minutes left
single digit scores for both teams
impressive
>>64077047
No one
>>64076973
NB4 overtime.
based Dez
>R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
>R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
>R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
touched the ground твн
>>64076709
>>64076825
Looks like you guys are going to lose tonight.
FINALLY SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
>>64077060
I'm not I don't like this interracial shit they are pushing
THANK YOU BASED DEZ
>inb4 9-9
>tfw rooting for Cowboys for NFCE chaos
don't give up redskins!
THANK YOU BASED DEZ
>>64077060
Nice bait
Bat dat ball, playa
>>64077047
/swb/ here m8
>>64076825
so.. so sorry.
>>64077002
Dude if you think getting laid is hard, you're a fuck up.
Seriously. You're a fuck up if you can't laid in these times as slutty as girls are.
>>64077103
Yup
MCFADDEN PLS
I'm betting on another field goal
Praying for a field goal to be honest
OH MY GOOOOOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCKKKK
>>64077103
>inb4 13-9
>the city of texas
Way to make them think, Cowboys
STOP RUNNING THE BALL GOD DAMN
>YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
wasn't even a catch by dez lmao
>>64077065
1 score games dont come down to luck but coaching
>9-9 OT incoming
the mouse has got to be pissed about the ratings
>YEEE
>YEEE
>YEEE
>WHOOOOOO
Please go for it on fourth.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>64077118
Fuck you, you stupid fucking FAGGOT-ASS virgin piece of shit
Lets go cowgirls!!!!
>>64077060
Same I already bought tickets for me and my wife's son. I got a pair of tickets for my wife too so she can go with a friend. What can I say? We're a star wars kind of family :P
great defensive game
haters feel free to admit you never played this sport
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also,
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJA ien Espanol
I THOUGHT THIS O-LINE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GODLY
Is the same guy calling plays for each team?
This Fucking game is killing me
pulling for Overtime and a 9-9 tie
let's do this, guys
Here comes another field goal
Name our band
That's it
Final 12-9 Washington
quote this post
Why the fuck do we have no 3rd down and short offense
Just end it now.
>>64077128
Get fucked
>>64077149
NNNNNope
>>64077103
jej
COWBOYS ARE SO FUCKING BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>these fucking teams
>This game is going to OT
How many NFL games have had zero touchdowns all time?
this game is shit compared to like every other one
>>64077151
I'm not fat bro. Lol.
>>64077118
fellas, ice decided to stay a virgin until marriage and will only marry ifnshe returns the favor.
I give up. Seriously who wants to ravage my anus I'm not going to fight it anymore
>>64077094
What was that? A goal line stand, you say?
Washington will drain the clock and make a last second field goal 12-9 is the final
Jesus Christ anyone could tell that play wasn't gonna work. Cassel can't read shit
>this fucking game
Only care because redskins fan
Hmm Hmmm Hmmmm da Hmm hmm hmmmmmm
>not playing to win the football game
Holy shit cowboys
>>64077164
Balor Club
>>64077165
>Implying it won't be a 9-9 or 12-12 tie in overtime
Only way this garbage game should end, to be honest.
>>64077154
Nice bait
ROMAN CALLED SHEAMUS TATER TOT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64077165
Get fucked cUckboy
>>64077177
>zero superbowls
>>64077177
NFC east bro
It's like they're just trying to make people late getting home.. It's a Monday night guys people have to work in the morning! Finish the fucking game and let them leave the stadium!!
>>64077118
Keep it up man, you're really impressing all the bros here with your wild sexual exploits
That M&Ms commercial is like 15 years old
*yawn*
If I watched to watch a kickfest, I'd watch a damn soccer game. Boooooring
Watch the Redskins make the first Touchdown of the game right up next f.a.m.
>>64077177
Imagine one of these fuckers somehow gets into a divisional game against the Panthers.
what a great game. Nothing wrong with a solid defensive game ... r-r-right guys?
The Packers are going to make these Cowboys look like a half decent team next week, too.
>9-9
>one of these teams is literally going to the playoffs
Redskins are gonna try and run out the clock, only to get stopped because they can't run for shit. Cowboys win on a field goal or they also get stopped and we get OT.
>>64077128
Well, COUPLE OF SAFETIES AND YOU'RE STILL GOOD.
Are the redskins actually clutch?
>>64077177
>one and dones
This division is a shitshow.
>>64077203
>He's a fan of a losing team
>>64076951
He'll probably be fined and go "OOGA BOOGA I CAN DO WUT EVAH I WAN"
>>64076393
Bet that guy who played Santa in that M&M commercial didn't realize he'd be getting royalties for it for like 15 years
>>64077194
>girl
>pixie cut
Might as tattoo "I'm A Lesbian" on her forhead.
>>64077164
Black hounds sounds pretty cool, although that may be a little racist. So how about, crazy hounds? Wild hounds?
i'm rooting for double OT with no scoring on either team resulting in a tie to solidify the shittiness of this game
>lil wayne
09 called
>>64077190
I'd be okay with this.
>>64077217
>cowboys
>playoffs
ayy lmaoooo
giants will still win the divison prob
>>64077217
Digimon Tamers is best Digimon
>both of the teams could win the division.
>>64077184
shut up, fatass
>>64077214
>Implying the Packers aren't still struggling to catch balls and get open
>>64077217
>Your face when one of these teams goes 6-10, wins their divison, and then ends up winning the Super Bowl and going 10-10
You can do it boys! Only one game back!
>literally can tell the defense are about to stuff them
>offensive coordinator: lol lets run it again
>Cassel: lol looks good fám
Was this guy a meme qb bros?
>6 field goals
>no touchdowns
>cowboys about to get BTFO
""""Pro""" football at its finest
>>64077228
Fuck off you fucking faggot bitch
My wife said I'm up too late to be watching football so I'm going to be forced to wear my chastity cage so goodnight bros and go cowboys!
>>64077236
it's the only way this game is ending fampai
redskins I believe in you with all my heart I know you can do it!
Maybe it's cuz I don't watch football often but this has probably been my favorite game. It's been so close all game!
>>64077226
Not the giants they will turn it on in the playoffs
>>64077197
>he thinks the cowboys will not let them drain the whole clock and score
>he thinks the cowboys can score again
KEK is this your first game?
>>64077231
literal faggot
>>64077233
>double overtime
>regular season
this has been an awesome game. these are some top tier defenses.
>>64077226
>Who are the Cardinals
You're fucked
>>64077242
Mexico knows what's up.
What did ESPN do to piss off the NFL? Was it cause they fired Hank?
>>64077231
you sicken me to my core
Been working since the game started. How horrible has this game been? Go Boys!
>>64077260
Fuck off, cunt. You obviously don't know SHIT
>>64077164
Indy Meme Superkick Shits.
>>64077253
Losing bitch
Hey guys my friends over at /mu/ wanted to know if you guys are excited for Radiohead's new album
>>64077164
Balor Club
>>64077271
Enjoy your traps
this is gonna go into overtime, I know it
i just tuned in because sexy time with gf. what has happened so far?
>>64077231
I agree senpai. Short hair on girls is ugly as sin.
Is this a baseball game?
Is sucking your girlfriend's cock gay?
>>64077269
Serious answer: the NFL fucking HATES Disney for moving Monday Night Football off of ABC. The NFL really prefers its games to be on basic cable. So now ESPN gets last pick of the games.
>>64077156
You can keep your degenerative brain diseases tripfriend.
>>64077272
Worse than anything you could possibly imagine.
>>64077279
Kill yourself you stupid fuck
>>64077280
Yes
>>64077029
look out gurl u gon git raped...
GIVE THE COWBOYS YOUR ENERGY
>>64077280
There's a new album coming out?
King of Limbs didn't grab me desu
Dan Bailey 51-yard game winner?
Anyone, anyone?
Seriously. How the fuck does Romo make this team so much better? Its baffling
>>64077287
Soccer game broke out
>>64077268
I never expected someone agreeing with me. Right on brotha
>>64077290
Is anyone in the stands asleep?
Can't someone give Lee another concussion ?
>>64077287
Literally nothing
>>64077256
I'm powering what ever spirit bomb you're behind. I believe.
>>64077269
At least it hasn't been a plethora of blow outs like SNF has had
Remember: no deep passes
>>64077290
A shitty baseball game.
Zero pitching.
>>64077279
>thinking the panthers can do well in the playoffs
Not even him, senpai. Don't jinx yourself
>>64077287
Memery, that's it.
You know, it's funny. I live in northern Virginia, in a very expensive neighborhood. Around here, and especially in the shopping districts, I am constantly seeing these rachet ass old black women with the gaudiest designer shit money can buy. But it's obvious as hell they've never had money before, because they're missing teeth, hair has fallen out, slovenly dressed, horrible manners and so on. For a long time I've wondered where the hell this trash was coming from and how they had money. It finally dawned on me that these had to be the mothers and relatives of local professional athletes, ie Wizards and Redskins players. They move their families out to northern VA as soon as they ink their contracts.
I know it's not really on topic but this game is so godawful, and it made me think of it
>>64077287
>Fucking for like 2 hours
Who are you? Sting?
>>64077303
We got this!
>>64077254
My wife told me the same thing, except I don't have to wear the belt. Little does she know that I can hear the tv in her sons room (among other things in other rooms) though, and guess what he's watching? You know it!! Go Cowboys!!!
>>64077294
ESPN is basic cable, I think you meant broadcast tv
>>64077283
>and now he's dissing traps
you know what man, just go throw yourself off a building
>>64077306
Romo is the second most influential QB after Rodgers, that's why
>>64077272
>being a cowgirl
>wageslave
you can't make this shit up folks
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--
C'mon Redskins, it's like you don't even want this game, what the fuck are you doing?
>Having to trust Cassel to lead a game winning drive
>>64077303
\o/
I never really realized this, but Kirk Cousins is very handsome. I'm still not sure who is more attractive: Romo or Cousins. Thoughts, /sp/?
>>64077319
>plethora
AYYYYYYYY, El Guapo!
>>64077320
At least there were no ints.
>he thinks it's a "tough defensive battle" game when really it's a "both offenses suck shit and can't campitalize" game
>>64077287
Sport.
he tackled himself kek
Did Whitehead just target that guy on a punt return?
incoming Dez chimpout
>>64077327
>foreplay for 30 min
>fucking for 15 min
>pillow talk for hour and a half
wew
>Dallas plays Green Bay next week
There is absolutely no fucking way we're going to the playoffs now.
>>64077330
*fist bump*
>Every single team in the NFC East has a sub-.500 record
Pathetic.
>>64077329
>mfw Romo is gone forever
>>64077304
this tbqh
If the Cowboys win this game the NFC East should just be dissolved entirely.
>>64077336
>muh edgy trap paradise
Sorry, friend. Your secret club hasn't been that scret in a while.
Dallas should pick up Kaep
oh fuck this division is bad
can't believe he ran into him kek
>Dat cowboys schedule
Well you guys looked like your fucked
>>64077304
It's one of their weakest albums, but they're going back to their In Rainbows sound on this one, lot more rock because they're going to include a song from The Bends era I'm hype 2bh
>>64077336
muh dick
>>64077356
JEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D
AHHHHH COME ON
LET'S SEE SOME OF THIS HAPPENING
>>64077332
look at this faggot
>>64077280
Radiohead hasn't made a good album since Hail to the Theif
>watching this game in it's entirety
YOU LIKE THAT
>>64077374
ew dude
>>64077356
Jesus man are you dating James Lipton?
the fuck does she have to talk about for that long?
>>64077356
Are y'all a lesbian couple by chance?
>buttboys fg
>captain kirk winning td drive
Cap it
Hehe anon will you buy this for me
>>64077376
Gotta get ready for draft season...
inb4 skins lose because of the missed fg
Jesus Cassel you can't do nothing right
>>64077294
Damn the NFL holds a grudge.
>yfw there's a player with the last name "Compton"
>>64077376
If we go 3-1, we'll be fine if we assume everyone else plays like they have been
>>64077377
Hype now
>>64077374
was wondering when the fucked up porn would come
>>64077363
This. Just want this suffering to end tbqhfam
>>64077374
Get this gay shit out of here
>liking men with boobs
We need a new Hitler to exterminate these disgusting pieces of shit
>>64077374
She's so cute!
>>64077384
You do like at least a song or 2 from In Rainbows right? Nude is a very pretty song.
>>64077280
>Radiohead
Eh...kind of overhyped imo. People say they're deep and shit and Radiohead is as deep as Kendrick Lamar.
>>64077383
yeah I'm the faggot here
I bet you need to reassure your manliness every day because you're so insecure
seriously man, you're a closet case
>mfw cücked by Watson the computer
>>64077393
>mfw Romo's elite O-line let him down Again
>>64077387
we haven't seen each other in like 2 weeks cause of work
>>64077389
no
>>64077397
This will be the case. Dallas played much better so they deserve to win
>>64077400
there's 2 on the skins
>>64077400
Redskins have a white player on offense and defense with the last name
Imagine paying to attend this game.
that hoover chick is hot af 2bh
>>64077384
Retard spotted
Who's the chick in the Hoover vacuum commercial
rate my wife
>my face every time Cassel throws the ball
>>64077371
see
>>64077374
>>64077374
I don't get the appeal of any of this shit.
>>64077392
her tumblr is fucked
bitch is a real nutcase
>Battlefront
>>64077395
I'm there already anon
>Nocontentfront
>>64077280
I'm hyped, I've only been disappointed by their last album
>>64077445
Anna kendrick though..
WHAT
>>64077444
>her
checked
ESPN guys trying so hard to sell this game right now
It's soooo close. who will win??
>yfw Gabbert is better than Cassel
I can't fucking wait for next season when we have Manziel instead of this faggot Cassel
>elbow out of bounds
NO CATCH, HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64077377
Bends is bretty good.
I just want more OK Computer prog-rock desu
>>64077441
>>64077440
This WAS a catch
Green Bay game last year WASN'T a catch
No catch. Elbow hit outside first
>>64077416
They're not deep at all. People who say they're deep are fucking plebs with no idea about anything. I like them because they really make interesting and emotional music. They're a cool band, just that, not deep, but really cool
>>64077446
damn man saved. i need more ravens pics
>>64077392
My gf is normal af, my dream is always wanting to bang punk Goth or metal chicks
>I'm black
Fuckn murder me
>another dez clutch catch under review
Dez didn't catch it
>>64077387
How he best can help her raise her son.
>Dez bitches
>Refs give it to him
fucking refs holy shit
dez "no catch" bryant
>>64077445
back to /v/, fag. And take your weeb games with you.
touchdown Texas Astros
>>64077457
>who will win??
Not the viewers
>>64077445
The game is OK but severely lacking in content.
Halo 5's multiplayer is glorious
My stomach
Both knees down
Catch
Can one of you guys keep me posted on this game? My wife's son is playing nintendo on the TV so I can't see my 'boys win!
>>64077326
What part? Springfield here its a shithole
Isn't Romo half Mexican
DEZ CAUGHT IT
It was catch you fucking faggots
>>64077463
That would be fantastic.
>>64077461
MAKE THE CALL, JERRUH
>>64077475
really the closest ref saw it and correctly called it and then another ran it and changed it?
how the fuck does that work
in b4 its a catch bullshit call
>>64077356
>listening to a woman talk for that long
Jon Gruden is pretty knowledgable about this stuff but he's also got that Redskins bias so I don't know what to believe
>>64077434
I didn't think In Rainbows was bad but it's mostly pretty bland except for a few songs.
The King of Limbs is really weak as far as electronic music goes. Again, not a bad album, but not a good one either
Does dez even know how to catch a ball properly?
>>64077384
I didn't now hipster fags enjoyed football
>>64077494
White Hispanic
>>64077355
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Only Cowkeks can think that was a catch
plz win, cowboys
sincerely, giants
>>64077472
If Dez had his Quarterback he would of caught it
>>64077484
how can you stand those shitty magnetic bullets
>>64077444
whats her tumblr?
HOW ABOUT THOSE PANTHHERS THOUGH?!
PLAYOFFS WILL BE A BREEZE
Looks like once he secured it his elbow comes down out of bounds before any other part of his body.
>>64077493
McLean
NEW
NEW THREAD
>>64075169
>>64075169
>>64075169
>>64075169
>>64075169
REFS ARE FAGS
Geez.
Watching this game is like watching two retards having a slap fight.
They keep flailing until they both wear out.
Doesn't anyone want to win the NFC East?
>>64077523
Lookin mighty fine
>>64077523
Yeah unless they get assblasted into oblivion by Arizona.
>>64077519
They're only super noticeable with the sniping. I haven't noticed any with the BR or pistol but my Internet is kinda shitty.
>>64077523
They'll win the superb owl this year mang
We're about to lose our third OT game this season, I fucking know it.
>>64077523
Panthers will be one and done, they're schedulebabbies.
>Incomplete
>>64077527
Fuck off.
>>64077444
>going on tumblr
WELP
>>64077525
Bruv, where in?
>Blackman
>is actually a black man
FUCK YOU CASSEL
>Redskins
Holy shit, the city of desean jackson
>THE CITY OF WASHINGTON
FUCK YOU DESEAN JACKSON
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>64077444
the girl with the blue hair and the nose ring is a nutcase huh
absolutely shocking
THE WASHINGTON MEMESKINS
>>64077467
>emotional music
That's what kills it for me though. When I think Radiohead I think songs like Creep. Then I hear OK Computer and it's all
COWBOYS HAVE IT
>redskins shitting the bed this hard
>>64077483
This game is going right down to the wire
please stay tuned for the classic finish between these two amazing franchises
DJAX
J
A
X
>SHITSKINS
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
>>64077469
I do too but I only have that one and the flag
punter recovers fumble punter recovers fumble punter recovers fumble punter recovers fumble punter recovers fumble punter recovers fumble
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
hahahahhahaha
AHAHAHAHAHA HE BLEW IT
>>64077549
You would be surprised at the number of Blackmons and Blackmans in the US.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
>DeSean Jackson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER!!!
what the fuck was d jax thinking
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU DESEAN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CUT HIM YESTERDAY HOLY GODDAMN SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
LMFAO!!'
Top kek
>REDSHITS
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
R*DSKINS
>R*DSKINS
R*DSKINS
>R*DSKINS
R*DSKINS
>R*DSKINS
REDSHITS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
what a silly cunt
BAHAHAHA
>The city of the District of Columbia
>D JAX
Hayne would have taken that to the house
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S DOWN COME ON REFS HE'S FUCKING DOWN GET THIS SHIT RIGHT HE'S FUCKING DOWN GODDAMMIT DESEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHAT IS THERE TO REVIEW
WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO REVIEW
IT IS A
FUMBLE
U
M
B
L
E
The player is down
>THE ENTIRE CITY OF DESEAN JACKSON
what the flying fuck was he doing
holy fucking molly
He was literally lying on the turf. Thats no fumble...
What a fucking idiot.
I am literally laughing so loud that my cat walked over and bit me out of irritation.
He's down. Safe.
FUCKING IDIOT D JAX
Is it just me or has this season really taken the rules to their absolute limit?
>inb4 Cassel pick-six
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU DESEAN FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE STADIUM YOU STUPID USELESS FUCK
C'mon man?
C'mon man.
>>64077722
hey, this worked in peewee football once, why not here
That entire punt return
You know it's bad when rg3 consoles you
"Reversing your field". Aka running the wrong way and then giving the ball to the other team like a cunt.
lol rg3 knows that feel
>>64077741
[x]happened
[ ]didn't happen
CHIMPOUT WHEN??!
THIS FUCKING REFBALL
THAT'S FOR 2010
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>The district of Columbia Savages
>Redshits actually thought they would win this game
>yfw cowgirls miss the FG
>running out of bounds
>>64077766
fucked around and got a triple double
today was a good day
>NFC EAST
He was down... Nice refball. Shit happens every single fucking game.
Is this the same jackass that, on multiple occasions, dropped the ball in celebration before crossing the goal line?
>>64077860
Yes
>>64077860
Y U P
U
P
Go for 2
>the refs caused him to drop the ball
>Scoring that fast
FINALLY A TOUCHDOWN
>>64077860
Dumbass actually ran into the endzone
More like NCF "least" am I right
>scoring with a minute left
I swear to god if the defense fucks this up...
RIP guy playing against McFadden in fantasy.
YESSSSSSSSSSS WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFSSSS FUCK OFFF REDSHITS
omfg both these teams are fucking retarded
in b4 overtime or redskins win it with a 2 point conversion
THEY GOT THE TOUCHDOWN FUCKING IDIOTS NOW THEY HAVE 2 TIMEOUTS AND A MINUTE
>>64077926
'No'
> commentators literally cannot tell if your team intentionally let the other team score
>>64077796
Anyone have the latest gif/webm of this failure of a player
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>facemask
>this game
JUST
FOOSBALL IS THE DEVIL
"This is why Hardy was brought here."
No, he was brought here to fuck bitches and chew gum. And he's all out of gum.
Cowboys, watch the Cousins roll out.
I have to say, the cornerbacks maniacally clapping on every incompletion is getting a little old.
DRAGON
R
A
G
O
N
>Leaving 44 seconds on the clock when they have 2 timeouts
HOLY FUCK YOU IDIOTS YOU SCORED TOO SOON
it had to happen
>Claiborne
JUST WEW MY SHIT UP LAD
DESEAN JACKSON MEME SQUAD 2015
Why won't this game just end?
No touchdowns for 58+ minutes
Two in 1 minute
JUST
>>64078221
I dunno, probably something you did to anger god
D R A G O N
R
A
G
O
N
"hard to watch 9-9 pillow fight"
Yep pretty much
>>64078264
He's a halftime fapper
>>64078244
ree
e
e
>THE BLOWN OUT SHIT MEXICAN SHITHOLE OF DALLAS
>this fucking game
JUST
U
S
T
Lucky Whitehead has probably got more yards tonight than the entire rest of the Cowboys team.
>>64077305
Hmmmm...
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
TIME TO GET KUCKED
Incoming blocked kick win.
>>64078422
Based bailey
>>64078454
I think you mean Desean Jackson kickoff return for the win friendo
Why don't they just make Dan Bailey the QB and let him kick the ball to everyone.
>>64078454
Yeah, if only those lazy fucks did anything, literally ANYTHING
>>64077305
Semi-wizard?
Fucking Dustin Hopkins missed field goal cost us, I knew it would too
Any skins fans wanna get togetjer and lynch desean
