111th edition
6-6 end of Third
First for skins
SAVE US REFS
Guys, I've been texting this slut and she's drunk and coming over in 15 minutes. I'm a virgin; what sex positions should I use so she thinks I'm a pro?
Holy fuck this game blows
>>64076461
Just let her go on top you don't gotta do shit
>>64076461
Stick your toe in her pussy
I hate watching Cassel run that offense, it seems like he doesn't even make half the reads Romo does. Erratic and shit
>>64076461
just have her bounce on your dick.
>>64076461
missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>>64076467
Wait for next week. Giants vs Dolphins ratings through the roof
>cowkeks fans when no pi called
>>64076486
Doggy is easiest if shes not down for cowgirl
>>64076442
>wearing make-up to sleep
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Jason Witten is not the best TE in the league.
>>64076461
Consensual missionary
>>64076513
>Gronk
>Olsen
/thread
>>64076461
can I borrow this gif friend?
they keep trying to talk about the Cowboys and Redskin "greats" from the 70's
meanwhile in the game right in front of them it's 6-6 in the 4th qtr
>>64076513
Cause he's black
>>64076513
his quarterback
also gronk and barnidge
>>64076461
discount double check
>she's drunk and coming in 15 minutes
I hope she isn't driving m80
>>64076509
I thought cowgirl was when you punt the ball and get injured all game
>>64076461
Have her son whose driving her over watch and you can explain what you are doing
So is neither team going to score a TD tonight?
>Woman in USAA commercial
>2 accidents
>>64076461
Foreplay the puss off an on during sex to preserve yourself, helps if yr a lil
Buzzed so you'll last longer.. idk you'll figure it out
>someone, somewhere, is making this the first football game they've ever watched
my wife's son just bought me a dez bryant jersey for this game and he doesn't even have a catch...
FLAG
>>64076535
Well they can't just say the game is boring as shit.
They always try to hype these boring ass late season matchups that looked good at the start but end up shitty
how have we come to this Cowbros?
>>64076545
Her son is
Welp guess who's here? My wife's son!! He wants to watch BET right now so I guess that's all the football for me. Keep me posted lads while I go finish my x-wing Lego set in the shed.
>>64076573
My first game =) go skins
>>64076506
Shoot me.
As an Eagles fan it's real hard to cheer for the Boys. In some ways I hope the Skins win and we loose next week if only for the draft picks. It's not like any of these NFC east teams are gonna do anything in the play offs. Rather get some O line help, a WR, and some secondary help then try again next year
>>64076300
Imagine what's left after this year tho.
They're gonna be like 4-8 at best
Dan Mullen knows...that's why he tried to go to Miami
>>64076532
Yes, but you have to return it later!
>>64076543
>>64076591
Your reechung brah
>>64076591
Everything about this is depressing
Skins on top
>>64076587
I wish they'd just put us out of our misery
N
O
M
A
S
this game is extremely painful
Yo lemme fuck your face clay lilly
>>64076591
make sure to fix the toaster in the shed while you're at it, your wife's son doesn't have time between BET and that 200 word essay due in 2 weeks
Look another field goal.
What a time to be alive
Is this sum Reindeer Monday Night Football?
>>64076587
You've been hot garbage for 15 straight years m7
Guys it's statistically impossible you all have wives with their own sons. Someone here has to be doing the clucking.
what a good primetime matchup
>>64076633
U U
U
U
>>64076503
YOU SICK FUCK
MY cardinals
Not that one team I won an owl on
lmao
I was fucking stupid to trust the Cowshits to score a TD.
>winning by 5 in fantasy
>opponent has Dez Bryant
>thought I was pretty much fucked
I can't believe I might actually fucking pull this off
>Jimmy V Week
Oh no
Did McDonald's stop running those "How bout them Cowboys" commercial? I haven't seen them as of late lol
>>64076675
Nah /sp/ is just a breeding ground for clucking, actual alpha males are on tinder at this very moment or in a bar watching this game
>pull up a twitter search for "worst game"
>watch the results keep scrolling in
>All these cringe-worthy "if there's no 80 yard easy touchdown asses NFL is boring" memers.
Defensive games are far more entertaining. Every play actually matters instead of just knowing easy points are always ahead.
I don't mind cowboy fans in Dallas but what the fuck are they doing in Pittsburgh? These fucks can't even point to Dallas on a map but they are life long Cowboys fans. They haven't even been good in a billion years, how do they get these fans?
>>64076693
You were stupid to trust the Giants not to gobble cock
>>64076676
this is good old fashioned smash mouth football, none of that flair in the air nonsense
Just got home
What's up with this score?
>>64076393
Espn glitching like a mother fucker
>>64076709
Dez is gonna commit sudoku if he doesn't get a catch tonight.
>>64076442
I want to sniff her hair
>>64076726
>he thinks this game is low scoring because of good defense and not shit offense
>>64076726
This, they will probably still swap scoring drives at the end of the game though
redskins D keep em back I believe in you!
The fuck is this?
>>64076752
>>64076709
Dez is shit right now because Romo is ded.
>>64076737
>sudoku
fucking kek'd
IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
>IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
>IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
>IT'S THE 4TH (FOURTH) QUARTER AND NO ONE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
Could an all NFC East make it to the Owl at this point?
Also nice fumble cowshits
There goes the fucking game.
OY VEY
>cow turds
all this cowboy spaghetti
BUMBLE!
Rekt go skins!
What the fuck is this game? I've been half watching and seems I've missed nothing.
>>64076767
>>sudoku
>fucking kek'd
back to reddit with you
That's what you get for throwing the ball!
STUPID FAGGOT CUcKBOYS
AYYYYYYYYY LMAO
Why is everyone fumbling against skins so much?
>>64076790
Rekt go skins
>>64076675
I think /fit/ is doing the keking.
>FEMALE REF IN CHARGE OF FUMBLES
Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>64076724
We're all chickens here.
Why do I keep having faith in this damn team?
Definitely wasn't a fumble but call will stand because it was called that way on the field.
somebody help us
TRIFUMBLE
BALL WAS COMING OUT BEFORE HE WAS DOWN
CALL STANDS, THANK YOU DEFENSE
>>64076709
anon you don't even know
thank fuck dez is ded this game
>>64076709
Winning by 8 playing against McFadden. Is he benched yet? I can't watch the game. Please bench the fucker
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
>COWSHITS
COWSHITS
"It's an intervention Nick"
Aaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>64076797
They greased the pigskin
>>64076814
My nigga Jebus I didn't know you were a cowboys fan
The look on his face says he knows hes getting cut soon
>>64076724
Meh honestly I could go fuck a girl but it's late and I don't want to drive or out of effort of money
Plus I might have knocked up. Vietnamese girl. Kind of got to wait for that to settle down before I wail on some 22 year old black girl for fun. I'm 33
Oh my life is odd
lol at the Redskins getting a home game in the playoffs
the system is broken
>>64076814
>not putting faith in the redskins
HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
HAIL VICTORY
BRAVES ON THE WARPATH
FIGHT FOR OLD DC
>>64076834
Since birth nigga.
Call STANDS
>>64076846
Hail to the redskins!
>>64076759
Even better, they got it back!
>>64076726
"Bad Game between two horrible teams" does not equal "defensive game."
>>64076838
> wail
>cameraman focused on Street keeps shaking the camera from laughter
>>64076841
>mathfag thinking he understands sports
>3 turnovers
>casslel
>r******s only up by 3
>>64076726
This isn't a real defensive game. A defensive game is when a strong and prolific offense is shut down on both sides.
This is mediocre defensive teams being the best players on the field
>>64076863
Have hot pussy sext
Better?
>this game still isnt over
>>64076846
Hail
>>64076850
That's rough
I'm putting my faith in the Cowboys. I need Eli autistic self to continue
>>64076826
He got hurt or something and Bob Turbo is in now.
Cousins is about to take this fucking game over
..this 9-6 game
>>64076846
JUST
>Crowder
>>64076846
Hail
>>64076676
How do I get an ass like this?
Fuck man... Another week to get through before the Hawks play again.
>>64076838
>I could get laid if I wanted to, I s-swear!
I'd probably cheer for any team that was named after a racial slur, but that woman-beater makes this even easier.
fuck you with your meme stats
>>64076841
really a result of injuries to romo and dez... doesnt mean the system is broken...
>>64076896
what ass?
>>64076892
YOU
>>64076896
squats
>>64076885
I just want the cowboys to make the playoffs so we can say we did something this year.
>>64076886
OH HOW THE STARS HAVE ALLIGNED
>>64076911
LIKE
>>64076775
Interesting rephrase of question -- If you could select players from the four NFCE teams, could you make a team capable f going to the Owl?
>>64076911
KIKE
>>64076846
RUN OR PASS AND SCORE WE WANT A LOT MORE
>>64076877
Yeah that makes perfect sense
>yfw Thursday Night Football Vikings Vs Cardinals
>>64076911
>>64076924
no I want zeke
>>64076888
trips confirm
>>64076825
>Galaxy Aces
Good team name, anon. Mutant League Football is great.
Buttercup > Blossom > Bubbles
>>64076904
Meh. It's not that hard bro. You can do it
Do NFL players get to dress how they want now? Cause desean is wearing black socks while Everyone else is red
>>64076924
But December is a curse for the Cowboys
>>64076938
Wide right
>Flopkins
>>64076951
Autism detected
>>64076957
>this game
Sick kick, faggot.
>r*dskins
>>64076957
ew
Kirk's too heavy for DeSean.
>>64076948
>not putting blossom last
k
>missing a 43 yard attempt
lol
FUCK
>missed
lel
>>64076957
>>64076957
She better be white
This game, wew
>>64076948
Fieldgoals>Touchdowns
>>64076957
o..ok.
>NO
>S
>T
>O
>P
>S
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
we still have a game
THIS GAME IS FUCKING POISONING ME.
>>64076957
Wait, girls have another hole?
I think I'm officially done with MNF
See you cunts later
noooooo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Serious question -- do fans of these teams find this game fun to watch?
>>64076825
>this anon
>>64076949
>n-no really guys I'm a poon hound, p-please believe me!
>no touchdowns
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys
GAME TYING FIELD GOAL COMIN UP
TY BASED CASSEL
hopkins please you know you can make that
>These teams are in contention for a playoff spot WITH homefield advantage
The playoffs need to be reworked holy shit
sean lee looks just like a guy in my badminton class
> listen to the elevator music Mike
>>64076957
HE POSTED IT AGAIN, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64076998
if you don't find your team fun to watch in a close game you aren't a fan
>>64076957
>two buttholes
How?
>>64076995
>>64076998
You know it's a shitty show but your team is still one score away from winning/losing.
>>64076998
No but it does essentially determine who makes the playoffs.
Jesus Christ
How the fuck are the cowboys still in it?
Cowboys won
>>64076998
Nope. It's either this or Raw and right now Raw is in a depressive state.
Dammit Hopkins!
Why aren't we taking more shots downfield? DeSean keeps getting open and Cousins never even looks for him.
>I actually looked forward to this game
>Just tuning in
>Scoreline: 6-9
You gotta be kidding me. S M H
>lolphins
Anyone who wears that shit in Boston deserves to be assaulted
>>64076957
That's a good looking butthole
I'd like to lock lick that ass pussy combo
>Mexicans watching football
lol
these nflshop commercials commercials are such shit
>>64076998
It's fun, like watching your retarded kid fighting your neighbor's retarded kid.
>four falls of buffalo
>+3 turnovers
>only leading by 3
Just cancel the NFC East this season
>>64076957
Jesus can you bleach your anus atleast
Dam old fashioned girls
Anyways horrible game
>What if I told you, one man was obsessed with his player's Madden ratings
Who /tf2/ while watching the game at the same time here?
>>64076995
Yeah it's the one that sugar spice and everything nice comes out of
>>64076949
Ow the edge
You're anon, you don't have to try so hard, we don't even give af.
>a team from the NFC East is making the playoffs
LMAO
I swear the 5th seed is more valuable than the 3rd seed in the NFC this year.
There it is.
>Tom Brady scored more points in 4 minutes than both these teams together have scored through 4 quarter
BASED DEZ
>>64077028
why did you think it would be a good game?
>lucky whitehead
>is black
mfw
FINALLY A DRAGON
Is it just me or have the Cowboys actually been really unusually unlucky?
I remember back on Grantland, Bill Barnwell used to measure how a team fared in one-score games. It seems like the Cowboys have lost every single one-score game they've played this season.
>the city of Washington
Who ready for Skip Bayless maymays?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
WHAT NOW HATERS?
>>64077047
what is this, 2009?
>>64077041
Hard when the refs are tumblrinas
dropped it
RIP that guy's fantasy team.
YES
>That anon playing against dez on fantasy
Sorry senpai
>6 minutes left
single digit scores for both teams
impressive
>>64077047
No one
>>64076973
NB4 overtime.
based Dez
>R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
>R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
>R*DSKIN DEFENSE COLLAPSING
touched the ground твн
>>64076709
>>64076825
Looks like you guys are going to lose tonight.
FINALLY SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
>>64077060
I'm not I don't like this interracial shit they are pushing
THANK YOU BASED DEZ
>inb4 9-9
>tfw rooting for Cowboys for NFCE chaos
don't give up redskins!
THANK YOU BASED DEZ
>>64077060
Nice bait
Bat dat ball, playa
>>64077047
/swb/ here m8
>>64076825
so.. so sorry.
>>64077002
Dude if you think getting laid is hard, you're a fuck up.
Seriously. You're a fuck up if you can't laid in these times as slutty as girls are.
>>64077103
Yup
MCFADDEN PLS
I'm betting on another field goal
