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CAR: Ron Rivera: “Don’t question my integrity” regarding concussions
>NYG: Tom Coughlin: “We’ll win when we deserve to win”
PHI: Chip Kelly says he will “see through” his “commitment” to the Eagles
>CLE: Report: Johnny Manziel returning to the starting lineup
PHI: Chip finally demotes DeMarco
>CLE: Brian Hartline: Not every Brown was working his hardest
DEN: Brock Osweiler remains the Broncos starting quarterback
>DEN: Broncos running low on healthy safeties
TB: Report: Kwon Alexander to start serving suspension this week
>BUF: Bills expect Stephon Gilmore back this season
>>64068730
you literally haven't watched him or ponder play if you equate him to ponder
he has an OC who doesn't call plays to his strengths (intermediate passes), WRs who fit teddy's style. An RB who runs out of a formation which doesn't fit the pass game at all. Seahawks blitzed Teddy 6.1% of time yesterday and pressured him 39.4%. Yet Norval Eugene Turner keeps calling the plays he calls out of the formation he changed to fit Adrian who when shut down (like he has in the 4 losses the vikings have had) shuts down the whole offense. Watch how he played this time last year (without adrian).
Teddy's deep balls are shit, but he doesn't have to throw deep balls all the time. His intermediate and short passes is where he'll make his living. And Teddy doesn't have issues with fundamentals like Ponder had.
Teddy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ponder you fucking mong.
Bengals are da bomb
>Eagles release Miles Austin
>>64069041
>raiders
I really suck at this senpai, anybody have any suggestions to make him look more like Brady?
>Seahawks are releasing CB Cary Williams, source said. A big-money free agent.
per I. Schefter
>Mike Pettine says he's not prepared to name a starting QB.
per A. Siciliano
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
Will Steelers v Bengals get flexed? Easily the goat game of the week.
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF THE SUPERB OWL HAPPENS TO BE THE SEAHAWKS VS THE CHIEFS THE CHIEFS ARE GUARANTEED TO WIN THE SUPERB OWL NEXT SEASON
Hahaha
No
>>64069156
>thinking you can recreate perfection
>>64069156
Less chin, weirder lips and the eyes need to be lower. Smaller nose too.
Playing with friends in Madden 16 Fantasy Draft mode
Rate my team:
Offense:
QB: Nick Foles
HB: Danny Woodhead
WR: Jeff Janis, Kris Durham, Mike Campanaro
TE: Travis Kelce
OT: Lane Johnson, Kyle Long
OG: Joel Bitonio, Zack Martin
C: Max Unger
Defense: 3-4
DE: Chris Long, Jared Allen
DT: Kyle Williams
OLB: Rob Ninkovich, Ryan Kerrigan
MLB: Sean Lee, Kiko Alonso
CB: Colin Jones, Cody Davis
FS: Eric Weddle
SS: Harrison Smith
K: Justin Tucker
P: Johnny Hecker
>>64069198
>Dalton and the Bengals in primetime
>GOAT game
it'd be better if they didn't
G-go puckers...
Why does Belichick have a seahawks logo on his hoodie here?
What kind of sign is it?
>>64069330
Looks like you put together a pretty weak offense and a pretty mediocre defense.
>>64069370
G-go puckers...
>>64069423
Wait, that's Sneak? I had no idea he was so pretty.
>Ravens tight end Nick Boyle suspended 4 games for performance-enhancing substance
Soon this team will have no fucking players left
Smeth magic is real.
>>64069412
What is he doing to that woman???
first two words that come to your mind
>>64069603
philadelphia eagles
>>64069330
>QB: Nick Foles
>>64069603
Eat Dat
>>64069603
Orson Welles
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. Who the fuck ready to watch the most feared team in the AFC complete their flawless drive into the playoffs. I'm talking 10-0 since our "best" player left the team with an injury.
There's absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop Smith from breaking Tom Brady's int free passing streak. Who else 'bout that 300 club niggas?
>>64069678
my bad
>>64069330
Madden has loved rob ninkovich for years, but your offense is so shit.
>>64069603
Just Fuck
>>64069603
Zero Rings
>>64069603
No rings
>>64069415
>>64069769
I like to think my schemes will produce an offense
>>64069642
>not wanting BEWD
>>64069603
No Rings
>>64069603
Shitty fucking (iggles)
I dont even dislike them??
My boys Jenkins and Sproles in there.
>>64069603
Campbell's Chunky
>>64069156
Eyes lower (so his forehead is bigger) and also the eyes a little closer together. Smaller nose and a more profound chin
>>64069678
I'm rooting for anyone that isn't the patriots, broncos or colts in the afc boyo. I wish you guys the best.
>>64069603
lel pats
>>64069867
I like to think Madden is less about schemes and more about having a cannon arm QB, and a speedy WR and running dragons all day. I put him as a #4 WR and throw trash routes to the others all day to get them tired and subsituted for the #3 and #4 options, then audible out of 2wr sets for him to go deep and insta TD.
>>64069169
>>64069230
This is the last time the Toxins did anything noteworthy
Never forget
I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE TRAP GAME OF THE YEAR
Now back to losing so Chip gets fired
>>64069041
You forgot...
NO: Brandon Browner is the worst cornerback of all time
>>64069787
hope the post girl sues for assault
>>64069938
Thats why I got Janis (for some reason he was the fastest WR left), mainly because he has enough speed to get deep and a decent jumping rating to outjump defenders
And screen passes are pretty good too. People often try to blitz every down so I use a HB screen with woodhead and get 3 lead blockers in front of the secondary (mainly). And so I got fast lineman, some decent blocking WRs and then a good TE for the red zone. I like to think it'll work fine.
Only main problem is route running from the WRs, they won't get open easily
>>64070013
Hey, it's better than the noteworthy performance of dropping games to losing teams.
Do defense have personnel plays?
Do they all have the same playbook/style?
>>64070151
you wanna know whats better?
THIS
Reports of Moss/TO working out with the Pats when?
>>64070180
I don't want to steal someone else's trophy.
I'm not Bill Belicheck.
>>64069041
MFW my team is guaranteed to remain in the .700 Club even if they lose out.
MFW there are no faces on this computer.
>>64070210
>mfw I'm in the same boat as you senpai
>Cards/Eagles flexed to SNF
ugh.
>>64069541
RAEP
>>64069603
"Beat"
and
"them."
>>64070263
she must have folded it wrong
>NFC East dumpster fire on national TV yet again
Why do they do this to us? This division does not matter, it is basically a bye week for someone in the playoffs.
>>64069603
eagle picture
>>64070235
Bungles BTFO
Top 5 teams
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Broncos
4. Bengals
5. Patriots
>>64069923
shut the fuck up oddish
>>64070284
They could all be winless out of division and still get primetime games. They all have huge fanbases.
>>64070284
>dumpster fire
odds that this happens again next year are pretty good, too, I think
>>64069330
>CB: Colin Jones, Cody Davis
lel
>>64069198
Nope, Bengals already have 5 primetime games on schedule so they can't be flexed. Played three in a row before the past two weeks, then play SF and Denver in primetime. So don't worry Stoolers fag, you'll get BTFO by afternoon Dalton :^)
>>64070151
>"I-It's better to get rekt in a playoff game than losing in the regular season"
Toxinsfags everyone
>>64069923
Did you made love to bucme yet
>tfw he's isn't happy even when the busc win ;_;
>>64070309
1. Panthers
2. Broncos
3. Seahawks
4. Steelers
5. Chiefs
Heroes & Villains: Battle of Ohio has been won
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000596394/article/heroes-villains-battle-of-ohio-has-been-won
>I can't help but think back to the league meetings in Phoenix last March. Around the NFL's Conor Orr and I were grabbing dinner at the hotel bar after a long day whenCardinalscoach Bruce Arians strolled in with Steve Keim, the team's talented general manager. We noticed right away how they happily sat together, talking, laughing and living it up. Two peas in a pod.
>It begins right there. With two people who want to work together, putting aside ego and fighting for something lasting. In the NFL, that fire-tested partnership is what attracts scouts, talent evaluators, assistant coaches, players, fans andSuper Bowls.
>One vision. One shared road. One unified plan to erase all the horror.
>TheBrownshave never felt farther away.
>>64070360
>YELLS MUH TITLES WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE FACT THEY WILL LOSE A GAME
Faggots everyone.
>>64070380
>Chefs
>Xehawks
>Stoolers
But anon, the Bengals BTFO all three of these teams
>>64070388
>will lose a game
Pats haters everyone.
>>64070388
>literally didn't even bring up any titles
1000%mad.exe
>Cardinals/Eagles game moved to Sunday Night
I think you're putting to much faith in the Eagles NFL.
>>64070368
did he and i have a thing going? i can't remember. all i remember is sean wanted me to peg him.
>>64070400
Bungals peaked early, those teams are peaking now.
>>64070406
yo FE, you get my email?
>>64070406
I don't know why you're so mad.
You'll at least get a wildcard spot.
You aren't that bad.
>>64070417
>Win by 24 and 34 two consecutive weeks
>Beat the Steelers literally only a couple weeks ago
>t-t-they peaked early!
This type of delusion leads me to believe you're either a shitsburgh or kansass shitty fan :^)
>>64070413
Now that alison's gone, yes
>Mccoy:I mean ya'all know whos next?"
How can one man be this salty?He was traded 9 MONTHS AGO.A baby was conceived and was born the day he made this comment.Does he think he looks cool.If he chose not to play in Philly then yeah it would be cool like giving his team the finger but he was traded.As in, THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER DON'T WANT YOU HERE.So it just looks like he's all made about it and being all passive aggressive and shit.It's the saddest shit ever.
>pic related is Mccoys conference yesterday
>>64070426
Something you haven't seen in seasons
:^)
/insertobligatorykisstheringsreplyhere/
>>64070489
>money-chasing niggers
they never learn, do they?
>>64069603
angry bird
>>64070492
****
>>64069330
AryanNation/10
>>64070151
If losing a regular season game is such a big deal that it's noteworthy then your franchise is doing something right
>>64070492
I read that as "Kisst herings"
That was a confusing moment
>>64070492
It's okay buddy.
You can just turn off your tv and cry about your rings this week.
I'm sure it's better than leaving in the 3rd quarter and having to drive home to Jersey.
Who /season is a dumpster fire/ here?
>Broncos fan
>see Steelers, Chiefs, Patroits making the playoffs
Scared. This post season is gonna be brutal.
Please give us the Bengals
>>64070557
>Cant win games lately
MUH PAST IS BETTER THAN THE YOUNGEST TEAMS!!
>HUHUHUH TOXINS BTFO
>implying the Bucs won't win out and make the playoffs
>>64070489
I'd be pissed if I was traded by the MADMAN Chip Kelly from the team that not only is from my home state, but also grew up loving. Only to see that same madman sign an Oline babby RB.
Hows it looking so far senpai? I'm so fkin bad at this
praise be to Jameis Christ
>>64070151
>Not having at least 4 of these
Lel
>>64070582
>Patriots
>doing anything
>winning another game this year
lel
>4 RINGS
>CANT EVEN BEAT THE TOXINS
WHY EVEN STAY FOR THE THE SECOND 1/2 OF IGGLES GAMES DESU SENPAI
>>64070628
bungals and buncos play each other
stillers play both of them
Patriots will get a 1st round bye and all their WR will be healthy by the first playoff game
Is Blaine Gabbert the next Alex Smith?
>>64070565
If you're a hometown Toxinsfag, I'm pretty sure I'm within driving distance. I'll be at this week's game.
>>64070541
>posts 4 characters
correct
>>64069867
>BUST
ftfy. also Wonderbread/10
>>64070581
hey, you guys have two chances at spoiling 16-0 in three weeks. Let that be your cause to rally around for one month more.
>>64070637
didnt the toxins lose to the bills this week?
>>64070581
It's only downhill for you now.
>>64070637
You should save it for after IF they win. Last time the Toxins beat the Pats you weren't even a fan yet.
>>64070670
I can't believe I'm going to watch Alex Smith break a passing record set by Tom Brady
>>64070284
Biggest market in the league baby
>>64070417
lmao
>>64070653
>/SP/ TOLD ME ALL PATS FANS WERE BANDWOGONERS
>I DIDN'T BELIEB
So you gonna leave in the 3rd too bitch?
Are the Bungles/Camthers the least impressive 1 seeds of all time?
>/v/ stealing our memes again
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
You may only reply to this post if your current starting QB has had a perfect passer rating game in his career.
>>64070699
I swear Panthers could go 19-0 and y'all would say they are a bad team
>>64070581
WHEN WILL KYLE SHANAHAN DIE?
>>64070699
ur mum was less impressive in BBC Gangbang #44
>>64070717
They would be the worst 19-0 team in NFL history.
>>64070550
>>64070338
>>64070659
kek finally, when my friends told me I had to be the eagles I got the idea of trying to follow in Chip's madman ways. So I asked if I can change the roster slightly and moved the fastest 5 white safeties to CB. They still haven't noticed yet.
Too bad the computers stole Nelson and Edelman at the same time from me.
>>64070671
Oh sorry buddy.
I don't bandwagon teams like you.
Last time Houston beat the pats you weren't even a SeaC_ucks fan yet
>>64070720
>indulging in shanahanigans
>>64070711
call them nerds
Remember when Methanapolis thought that signing a bunch of geriatrics made them contenders?
>>64070699
Panthers are probably the weakest 12-0 team in history
>>64070646
>1st round bye
might as well be in jeopardy atm senpai. We'll have to clean up the rest of the way and win 13 or 14 games.
my predicted wins are >memearrowed, assuming all goes well
>@HOU
>TEN
@NYJ
>@MIA
13-3, 1st round bye
>>64070716
>raidniggers
>>64070729
and this would be absolutely technically true
>>64070744
>probably
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-panthers-are-the-worst-team-to-ever-start-11-0/
Which fanbase has it worse right now?
>Chargers
Owner is tanking the team and is only going to bother making it good again when/if he can move the team to LA and fuck its fanbase over
>Browns
Entire organization is hopelessly shit and likely never going to improve
>Giants
Beloved coach for three Super Bowl teams is probably going to lose his job because his GM gives him shit personnel and he has to make more aggressive playcalls than he needs to because his defense is a fucking dumpster fire
>Jaguars
Hopes of a playoff season dashed because their coach can't call plays in the red zone and their secondary can't cover or tackle anyone even though they run the same meme scheme Seattle does
>>64070716
sup fuccbois
>>64070417
>Back to back blowout wins
>not peaking
Ayyy but Pittsburgh surely peaked against Seattle :^)
>>64070581
>Bucs on the rise
>Falcons and Saints both turning to shit
>next year will be a battle between us and the Panthers for the division
what a time to be alive
>>64070765
Browns and Lions always
>Beloved coach for three Super Bowl teams
Three?
Has this penalty been called this year?
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/colin-kaepernick-denies-saying-anything-for-landmark-inappropriate-language-penalty/
>>64070581
>dumpster fire
Are you ready to lose out bro? The cardiac cats are next.
>>64070765
I'd probably say the Browns, only because the lions aren't on this list
>>64070581
>>64070308
If anything, it basically confirms that SF is about to get absolutely rekt by afternoon Andy Dalton.
>>64070794
we all know how the nfcs works. next year the saints are going to be on fire, the falcons will be on the rise, and the panthers and bucs will be dogshit.
and the browns will be starting mike glennon.
>>64070697
>>64070734
Kek, I've been around long enough to see The Oilels leave, the Toxins' birth, the years of sucking and half empty stadiums, and running personel and players out out of town and leaving the bandwagon after the last playoffs appearance.
Not that you'll believe me, but I'm not even Texas born, I just live here. Keep finding excuses for >muh b-bandwagon fan!!!!
>>64070582
>please give us the most balanced team instead of all these other teams with glaring flaws.
>>64070816
>we all know how the nfcs work
apparently you don't.
the panthers just won their 3rd Division Championship
IN A ROW
N
A
R
O
W
your opinion is officially flushed with the other turds
>>64070826
>bungles
>primetime
>playoffs
>not glaring flaw
>>64070802
yeah it's two, he was with the Jags when the Ravens rekt the Gints
>>64069041
>DEN: Brock Osweiler remains the Broncos starting quarterback
Would you a Romo?
This is a picture of an elite NFL quarterback.
Would you rather have Memewater or Memeiota?
>>64070816
>Falcons will be on the rise
And then lose 7 in a row, like every year
>>64070840
>Steelers have primetime losses this year
>As do the Pats
>and Chiefs
>only Cincy loses in primetime
Not to mention neither Pitt or KC has had a playoff win since Daltons been in the league.
>>64070852
That's not Bortles
>>64070854
Do people still think Memewater isn't a bust?
>>64070816
Don't think so this time, m8. It seems the Panthers broke the cycle this time. They can win the division next year, especially if they can lock up Norman into a contract.
>>64070840
Ah the MUH HISTORY ALWAYS REPEATS ITSELF arguement.
>>64070854
both suck dick and can't throw the ball more than 5 yards but at least Memeiota has mastered the art of the 5 yard quick slant where his WR gets 90% of their yards after the catch thus inflating the fuck out of his stats.
>>64070854
Memeiota
>defensive rookie of the year getting suspended 4 games for drinking a Red Bull
shit just ain't right
>>64069221
>Kansas City winning a playoff game
Lmfao
>>64070878
>wanting to fight someone you met on an anime imageboard
suicide is an option anon
>"Hope so," center Mike Pouncey said when asked if staying committed to the running game, which gained 137 yards against the Ravens on Sunday, is the formula for Miami's success. "We know the other one doesn't work."
Oh shit, the team's losing confidence in Tannehill. This coming offseason could be interesting
>>64070802
He was the WRs Coach on the 1990 Giants.
>>64070914
>mfw you think someone other than Marcus Peters is getting DROTY
>>64069198
Nah. Thank god Shittsburgh cant get saved from Cincy by Primetime refball like Arizona did.
>Vikings lose
>Beatyourson chimps out about playcalling
>>64070965
Kwon would definitely get it if he wasn't being suspended.
>>64070942
>Being afraid of people on an anime imagboard
Virginity is a choice anon
>>64069041
it looks like he has another face on his neck
I hate when shit happens and it makes me feel like "wait, I'm pretty sure I've seen this play out before already, this story is too familiar". makes me imagine that I'm a time traveler from the future that just hasn't realized it yet.
>Packers win
>rest of the NFC North loses
I love these kinds of weeks
>Vikings take practice field Monday evening without Smith, Joseph, Barr, Exum Jr.
>>64070659
>hey, you guys have two chances at spoiling 16-0 in three weeks
>implying we have a chance
>>64071035
>mfw it will be an accomplishment if our shitty offense can even score 20 points
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25404738/tom-brady-has-more-receiving-yards-in-2015-than-a-wr-whos-making-6m
>That one catch means Brady now has more receiving yards in 2015 than Browns wide receiver Dwayne Bowe.
>The Browns signed Bowe to a two-year, $12.5 million contract in March and the former Chiefs receiver has responded with the worst season of his career.
>Through 13 games, Bowe has caught three passes for 31 yards, which puts him five yards behind Brady for the 2015 season.
anyone notice a significant improvement in the quality of posting on /sp/ since the Packers won and the Vikucks got BTFO?
feels like this place has been "cleansed" in a way
Zimmer is smart why does he have Norv
>>64071031
>Cardinals shit all over the Vikings
>Adrian Beatyourson throws another hissy fit because all he cares about are his stats
>goes home and in a nigger rage beats his son to death
>>64071079
http://www.patriots.com/video/2015/12/06/highlight-tom-brady-sneaks-it-1-yard-touchdown
>getting trucked by Tim Brody
>>64071079
Bowe has been shit for 3 years now. Only the Browns would give him a contract like that.
>>64071128
>fuccboi Brady trucking anybody
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64070949
Why the fuck don't you play Matt Moore
He is a better qb in every facet of quarterbacking, even if only marginally so
TANNIEHILL was a wasted draft pick and you could have had kuechely
>>64071157
>expecting a 40 year old white QB to run down a 20 year old nigger DB
lel
>>64071189
Maybe you should get a white QB who isn't complete shit
>>64070878
Lel, I'm not going to show up only to be stood up. We all know you're bitchmade
>>64070838
yea, the panthers winning three straight is pretty crazy. no one had ever won two straight in the division before this.
>>64070965
it's kwon.
>>64071204
>Hawaiians
>White
>>64070581
as always
>>64070581
>start 6-0
>now 6-6
How does that even happen? WHAT happened?
>>64071306
>average 32 pts/game first 5 games
>average 16 pts/game the next 7 games
That's how.
Did I do good? Should I start working on Giselle next?
>>64071329
nostrils to big
lower lip is too big
face isn't long enough
git gud/10
>>64069330
All white, my favorite.
Anybody else notice there aren't any white cornerbacks?
>>64070284
Whoever wins the east is making it to the NFCC you scrub. Is this your first year watching football? Someone is gonna get hot in the next few weeks.
>200 yards per game
>supposed to be a game manager, but has as many touchdowns as turnovers
>has to be carried by a child beating psychopath who will publicly throw him under the bus
>other quarterbacks in his draft class, Blake Bortles and Derek Carr, have taken huge strides towards becoming franchise quarterbacks, while Memenigger has regressed
>Vikingsfags will continue to deny they drafted yet another bust at quarterback
>>64071329
cheekbones are all wrong
>mfw kuckhawks make the SB again and the tranny fanbase comes out in full force
>>64071353
>face isn't long enough
false, the picture of brady is close to the camera so it looks longer, otherwise they would be about the same.
nostrils suck shit in this game
thanks for the tip on the lip though
Brandon Browner @bbrowner27
@ShannonSharpe it's easy to talk with fake teeth
lel
>>64071371
difference between smiling and not smiling, it's the laugh lines you're referring to I'm guessing.
>>64071385
>le defensive holding man
>le leave Ted ginn wide open man
>>64070489
He got the last laugh and showed that the Eagles have no run game without him. I would take every chance I get to shit on my home town team trading me away for peanuts after I put their meme coach on the map his first year there.
>>64071385
>Watching B. Browner of Saints cover today. I'm convinced He couldn't cover a twin bed with a king sheet.
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>64071171
>You now remember SUPER MATT MOORE
>>64071171
To be fair, Tannehill had been improving every year and it was reasonable to think he'd build on that even further. But with the way this season has played out...
>>64071329
You made Eric Decker
>>64071402
>difference between smiling and smiling
confirmed for not at all knowing how cheekbones and facial structure works
> it's the laugh lines you're referring to I'm guessing
that's not even the same fucking thing, you're just dumb
>>64071215
>it's kwon.
Sadly, not anymore.
>>64071436
Then point out how they are different or you are just trying to cover face and know you're wrong
>>64070965
Ronald Darby could get it but I wouldn't mind Peters having it
>>64070765
The Jags are a coaching change away from being semi relevant. Another good draft and they'll be set to be playoff bound
>>64070720
Noone knows, but when Matt Ryan went no huddle and ignored him they scored the only td of the game.
>>64070765
Your description of the Jags also applies to the Falcons.
>>64071367
all this b8, Vikings organization is great m8.
I thoroughly enjoy being a fan desu, hate me idc.
>>64070765
Seattle's meme scheme works because they have the best CB and best 2 safeties in the NFL. They could play any scheme and it would work.
>>64071494
>0-4
>>64071508
>they have the best CB
This isn't 2013.
>>64071367
The main issue is that Bridgewater and Peterson contradict each others skillset at the moment. To use Bridgewater to his strength, you have to put Peterson in formations where he's shit. To maximize Peterson, you have to put Bridgewater in formations where he struggles.
They need to iron that shit out in the offseason or they might as well get rid of Peterson.
>>64071542
>get rid of a HoF RB for a meme QB
>>64071508
Nigga Sherman ain't even second best
>>64070765
problem is you have to draft actually good players to run the meme scheme
Cyprien is a terrible strong safety from a terrible strong safety draft class , there is no free safety on the team and apart from Colvin and Davon House the corners are horrible
the BIGGEST problem is that Jacksonville has no pass rush whatsoever. QBs have all day to throw, meaning the already not-so-good corners have to cover for 10 seconds.
At least Seattle has Michael Bennett and Cliff Avril
>>64071413
Without him and with Murray taking touches away from Sproles and Mathews
Also, you can't really have the last laugh when they haven't played yet.
Give it two years. If Alonso is a Pro Bowl LB and McCoy is washed up, it was a good decision. RBs come and go, and McCoy never led to any playoff wins.
FTFY.
>>64071589
>no pass rush whatsover
I know this feel familia
>>64071562
If you want to develop a QB, you need to play to their strengths and slowly work on their weaknesses. The moment you stop, you lose.
>>64071448
do you know where the cheekbones are? look at the two, they are completely off. one is far more flat and outwards, the other is more rounded and front facing
>>64071623
>Bitchwater
>strengths
HAHAHAHAHA
>>64071610
>tfw pass rush is so bad a CB leads the team in sacks
part of the reason why I wouldn't get mad if they drafted another DE
>>64070581
one of the shittiest seasons i have ever experienced still beat the patriots
>mfw
>>64071632
Alright so you admit to being wrong
>>64071494
He's got a point about Bridgewater regressing compared to Carr and Bortles
Bridgewater:
>8 TDs 8 INT 2398 yards 64.8% completion 83.0 rating
Bortles:
>27 TDs 13 INT 3274 yards 57.7% completion 86.8 rating
Carr:
>26 TDs 9 INT 3178 yards 63.6% completion 97.7 rating
Carr easily has the best receivers, but still.
>>64071640
He's a fine young QB. He's taken a beaten though and is clearly getting shellshocked from it. He's grown more indecisive and uncertain as the season goes on. They are going to David Carr him if they aren't careful. Those line needs to be overhauled in the offseason.
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that wont watch the Gabbert vs Manziel showdown on sunday.
>>64071661
the Allens are a better tandem of WRs than Crabtree and Cooper at this point
>>64071661
I'd say it's a wash. Cooper is better than Robinson but Hurns is better than Crabtree.
>>64071591
Dont be a fag. Alonso has played like shit and by not having surgery puts himself at Sean Lee levels of re injury risk on his ACL.
McCoy has been pretty good this year and for sure would have been a hell of a lot better than that money pit Murray.
Face it, Chip fucked up and we gotta admit it.
can /sp/ handle the fact that wilson is now coming into his prime as a qb?
>>64071661
This has been a breakout year for jacksonville receivers
>>64071306
matt ryan is an interception machine
Will the Chiefs finally win a playoff game this year?
>>64071306
>>64071739
Matt Ryan is overrated as fuck
>>64071755
Andy Reid will mismanage the game clock like he always does
>>64071739
>panthers to play them twice
norman, cole, and luke girding up their loins for some late season stat padding
>2016 MVP: Cam Newton
>2017 Defensive MVP: Luke Kuechly/Josh Norman
feels very good
>>64071796
*2016 Defensive MVP
Brandon Browner was seriously so bad last night. I had never before noticed a corner being blown on every play the way i noticed him. Why is he still in the nfl?
>>64071826
>muh tall, lanky meme CBs
Blame Seattle
>>64071826
He should be playing safety. Why he isn't, I will never know.
>>64071646
Just the opposite, actually.
>>64071661
I think Jax has better receivers than Oakland.
Carr is making Crabtree look way better than Kapernick ever did
Dat ass on Suzy Kolber
>>64069157
>Cary Williams cut
and nothing of value was lost
fuck Cary Williams, guy was pure garbage
>>64071713
I'm not being a fag, you're being an over-reactionary absolutist.
With Mathews and Sproles, they have a running game. With Murray being directed to run outside, they don't have as much of one. It's still there. How can you say they have no running game when they had the longest streak of 150+ yards rushing in the entire league?
Yes, Murray was a waste.
No, Kiko will probably have off season surgery and have a fine career. He's got upside when healthy and has a longer remaining career than McCoy. If he's half as good as Trotter in his prime, it's a solid trade. That's the difference between RB and ILB.
There are 16 franchises that have fewer rings than Brandon Browner
>>64071916
just went back, damn son
Bob Whitfield (former giants LT) on Suzy Kolber
>What's her name? Oh, Suzy Kolber. I know why Joe Namath made a pass at Suzy. Yeah. I mean, she's a very, very excellent reporter. Knows her stuff. Knows her sports. Really does. And she's kind of thick in the britches. She's got a nice saddle. She's got a very nice saddle. You don't have to be drunk to make a pass at that saddle.
>>64072030
My nigga
>>64071769
calling it now the chiefs go to divisional where the kick pats out of playoffs. lose in championship game.
>>64072030
>>64071916
yall are gross
>>64069156
Put a dick in his mouth
>>64069157
>Seahawks are releasing CB Cary Williams, source said. A big-money free agent.
thank god. his most memorable play was knocking a sure reception out of earl Thomas hands. Fuck Cary williams
>>64071918
>>64072081
A-fucking-men. Sconces sucked.
>>64071755
I don't think so, but I think they'll make it. They're on the fringe of being a great overall team.
Wins: Texans before they got their shit together, a beat up Steelers team led by Landon Jones, the Lions, Broncos after they gave up hope with Manning, the hapless Chargers, the Bills and Raiders are somewhat fraudulent.
Losses: Broncos before they were truly exposed but with great defense, Packers, Bengals, Bears, and Vikings
They're very clearly defined by the teams that have beaten them. When faced against a class of teams that are expecting to be playoff contenders, they've fallen short.
>>64069060
doesnt change the fact that teddy is pure liquid shit and always has been
maybe he has some cam newton inside him to pull a career turn around, but it doesn't look good for the gloved goober
who /#FireFisher/ here?
>>64072072
>not appreciating a nice booty
U gay son
>>64071987
PFF has him graded as the worst CB in the league, even before yesterday.
As a Seahawks fan, I can tell you Browner is a terrible corner who only became worse with the emphasis on illegal contact and PI.
>>64072072
>odd-ish
>i-rish
coincidence? i think not
>>64069198
First matchup between the two teams:
CIN: 16
PIT:10
Am I missing something or does it not look like the goat game this week?
>>64070342
>sf and dalton
>primetime
>Mfw
The best we can hope for as viewers is that blaine vick makes a second appearance
>>64072106
I've been saying this for two or three years now
>>64072119
what?
>>64069221
What is the point of even posting this?
>>64072121
Heaviest hitting game this year. Both defenses were pretty elite that day.
>>64071826
byron maxwell weeks 1-4
>naming your child after a bust QB
>naming your child after any football player
Make America great again
>>64072132
classic /sp/ meme, Irish guys hate thick asses
Irish sounds like oddish
>>64072167
KCfags never tire of reminding people their teams exist
>>64072193
yea maxwell is also pretty bad.
they both played for seattle. hardhitting system babbys huh?
>>64072203
i like thick butts. irsh people don't like thick butts?
>>64072096
>Bears
>Vikings (especially after losing Charles less than a week before)
>contenders
>>64072127
>>64070342
Cincinnati at San Francisco got flexed out of primetime, it's an afternoon game now
>>64072246
thanks for the heads up bengals guy
>>64069603
Rim Job
>>64072106
I don't see how he doesn't get canned this year
dude openly admitted in a press conference that he's out of ideas
>>64072230
>they both played for seattle. hardhitting system babbys huh?
maxwell is a CB2 being asked to do the job of a CB1 on a system with worse safeties
browner is a press coverage babby though
>>64072268
yup
The Cardinals have always been a decent quarterback away from being a contender
>eagles flexed into primetime
lets say the madman makes it into the playoffs
can this high octane high scoring D/ST troll out a sb?
How about their notoriously hard hitting and stingy bend dont break defense (aside from garbage time points)
The offense can't really do much worse than the Colts in the 2006 post season as long as the offensive attack is lead by the star studded dynamic backfield duo of Darren Sproles and Kenjon Barner
>>64072368
Palmer is more than decent. Cards were 9-1 last year before he went down.
>>64072244
Vikings are still playoff contenders. The Bears aren't likely to make a playoff run. That doesn't change the fact that the Chiefs have lost to playoff caliber teams playing at playoff caliber form.
They only play the Chargers, Ravens, Browns, and Raiders again left. Those a re 4 teams they should shit on if they are a playoff team. There's still time to be dominant and get rolling. There's also time to have a 10 game win streak and then choke in round 1.
so, will this suspension take kwon out of the DROTY conversation?
would the bucs have to get in the playoffs and win a game for him to win it?
>>64072393
yeah hes better than aaron rodgers thats for sure
>>64070878
>>64072316
chip kelly is pretty lol
it's amazing and beautiful what his team has done the past three weeks.
>>64072309
who all is getting fired this year?
We've already had Wis and Philbin.
I think Fisher and Peyton. MAYBE Tomsula (and if so, it's just because Jed wants to hire Peyton or someone else instead). MAYBE Harbaugh.
Coughlin retires.
Bradley, Mccoy and Caldwell, conversely, keep their jobs. Or at least, they should.
One more controversial statement: Dom Capers doesn't get fired after Green Bay has a first round playoff exit.
>>64072368
more like decent coach.
>>64072430
unfortunately he won't get it now that he's been suspended. But he is the best defensive rookie this year and he will show up big if and when the bucs go playoffs.
>>64072368
If Brady keeps sucking, he's going to win MVP.
>>64072430
leonard williams is droty
excellent against the run and is improving as a pass rusher
Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'll make it out alive
>>64072393
Dude are you always on saying crazy shit?
Not saying what you just said was crazy but...
Man you ranked nfl players by the attractiveness of their hands
Wtf
>>64072430
>so, will this suspension take kwon out of the DROTY conversation?
100% unless some league official says on the downlow that it was a substance found in energy drinks.
>>64072230
the seahawks secondary is definitely a system
CB2 is the odd man out in the system. Their job is to simply be able to hold their own. They will automatically be the worst piece of the group, and because of that, they will get targeted a lot. As a result, they get a lot of opportunities to get interceptions.
Cary Williams problem was that he couldn't hold his own. Dude can't even turn his head around. Seahawks liked him because of his body and his physicality, but he doesn't have the mind for the position.
>>64072373
Don't get ahead of yourself.
>>64072316
Wut. There's the talent to be a CB1. For a 5 or 6 game stretch, Maxwell had the 3rd lowest passer rating against and gave up minimal scoring. The real problem is utilizing the talent, and the defensive co-ordinator neglected to keep the scheme fresh and adaptable. They played dominant for about a month and then teams figured it out and shit on them for a month. If you actually watch the team it's a scheme issue and a snpwball effect more than lack of talent.
>>64072459
Harbaugh is safe, even if he keeps that terrible excuse of a DC
I could legitimately see people try to trade for Payton first rather than him being outright fired
McCoy will fire the staff needed to keep his job alive
I don't think Caldwell survives; Martha Ford looks like she means business.
As much as I would like for Gus to be fired, looking at the possible hires there's not much to replace him
>>64072648
I think Caldwell deserves his job, so does McCoy. I don't know what to think of Gus, but the team improves every year. I think giving the team stability and letting Bradley stay to play it out is the smartest choice.
Payton will probably be traded for, I guess, idk. Harbaugh is safe probably just off of precedent, but he really shouldn't be.
>>64072507
How is saying that Palmer is a good QB crazy? Also that hand size thing was an impersonator.
>tfw Hue Jackson will probably leave the Bengals.
This is like the third coordinator we'll have to replace in three years
>>64072648
>I don't think Caldwell survives
I think the Lions have made a strong case that the coordinators were fucking up. If the DBs could do their job, then the Lions would have have a 4 game winning streak.
Also, Stafford needs to stop being so full of himself.
>>64072724
Why are you surprised? Hue Jackson is the most ambitious man in football.
>>64072830
It's obviously not surprising, just disappointing
>>64072815
caldwell probably won't get another shot since the gm who hired him isn't there anymore and will want to pick their guy
Alright I've finished.
Here's Tom "GOAT" Brady and Giselle
I never claimed to be an artist
>>64072073
He wasn't asking how to make Rodgers, senpai
>>64072907
this was actually a huge pain in the ass, FO's character creator is shit tbqh
J J MEME MAN WATT LICKIN HIS LIPS RN
>>64072907
slightly better than the court artist rendition/10
>>64072907
>>64072975
What build should I do? Thinking max charisma with str/luck/endurance
>>64072988
is that just a photo of your television and is there a tractor sticker on it?
>>64071212
>pussy excuse
Where you wanna meet at the game then if you're not a bitch?
You gonna report this post for scaring you too faggot?
>>64072907
Did you literally spend all day doing this?
>>64073073
no but on and off for a few hours desu
>>64072714
Every non-Jags fan that talks about Gus goes on and on about how the team was absolutely unwatchable in the first two years he was coaching and now they look like they actually have an offense.
but my main problem with the stability argument is that the defense he was hired to coach hasn't gotten better in the 3 years he's been here. Only the offense has, which he has no involvement in. Yes he was handed nothing to build off of but he's had time
>>64073067
Got it from Ian Memepoport on Twitter, senpai.
>>64073094
he doesn't manage the draft though. he was given a team to change the defense, and then they drafted offense for three years. this year was the first time they drafted a defensive player in the first since Bradley was installed, and we all know what happened with that. If anyone expected improvement on the defensive side of the ball they're silly.
>>64073107
huh.
>they deleted the car chase thread
Who /refugee/ here? Guess we gotta go back to talking about football
>>64073071
>being this paranoid because your post was deleted
I don't report shit, unless it's /hoc/ shitting our board up
You should stop trying to act so tough on a chinese cartoons meet-up spot
You don't want these hands, faggot. You'll be like the rest of the Toxishits, just whisper/glare as I pass by repping my team.
>>64073255
shitting up our thread*
>>64073255
>>64073314
>Acting like Im acting when you're acting.
Alright I get it.
You wanted me B& it worked. I'm not even obsessed enough to know it was deleted.
No you can either get your ass kicked and watch your team lose. Or go cry somewhere else.
Becuase I can find other Patssys to beat up. You are nothing to me but another maggot. I have over 300 confirmed Patsfights. Brody.
Also my team will win. Stay scared.
Damn there's a lot of hostility in this thread
>>64072975
Holy shit...that's good though.
Maybe make the cheekbones/face just a fraction wider, but good job.
>I won't ask if you use cheating mods
>>64073753
I haven't used any mod yet but thanks everybody so far has told me it looked like shit lol.
I think I originally had cheek bones wider but I saw a different picture that made them look different so I went with a middle ground, also his nostrils are messed up but it's the best I could do
>>64073782
Yeah I get it. I tried to make a char based on a person and there's only so far you can go. Especially with the perspective changing between in game vs the racemenu screen adding to the frustration.
I think F4 is slightly easier than Skyrim at least.
>>64073688
It's kind of sad, really.
god these offenses are trash
>>64073857
I have to mute FO4 whem I'm making a character, the constant talking and moving is infuriating
>>64069041
>shit news edition
>>64073683
this guy is hot. is this kelce? maybe it's the uni or, idk, something about this .gif is unf.
>>64073905
same thing with weapon crafting
strong hangs out right by the crafter
>STRONG HUNGRY. WANT TO EAT SOMEONE!
>WORLD IS BIGGER THAN STRONG KNEW
>HOPE WE FIND MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS SOON
>FIST WAS BAD LEADER GLAD HE'S GONE
I've almost just sent him home several times
>>64074098
Yes it's kelce.
KC : Alex Smith fighting an undisclosed injury sustained in Oakland yesterday
GABBERT IS ELITE
>>64074523
Fuck, 9-7 here we come
>>64074523
source
>>64074626
Twitter,
>>64074647
Bullshit
>>64073133
they focused on defense in his first year but that was the 2013 draft class which we know what most people think about it.
and in the second year they drafted Telvin Smith (who is actually good) and Aaron Colvin (average)
maybe Gus does get too much flak compared to the GM, but it still shouldn't take 4 years to build a defense
Jason witten just made history
>>64074691
They tried to moneyball it. Get a bunch of middle and lower level fas and build through the draft
Like steelers, Giants, packers
Doesn't work unless you have s franchise qb who can put up numbers and at that point you have to pay the qb
And it shouldn't take 3 years I agree
>>64074691
sure it should. look at Ron Rivera, who I thought was cannon fodder a couple years ago. His teams were docile and boring, but that's because he was building something and his qb was young and raw. And look at Cleveland, who've had at least two good coaches in the last half decade and they're probably gonna be looking for another one anyways because their teams can't improve in a one year span.
>>64071362
>Someone is gonna get hot in the next few weeks
The dumpster fire rises
>>64071661
Cooper drops more than my pooper
>>64074975
Dude no. Year 1 he was 6-10, year two 7-9, since year 3 he's won the division for 3 years running. Going up against prime brees and Ryan.
Still it's not all Gus's fault but he's not immune to it.
>>64071019
You mean this regarding football or?
>>64075253
sure, that works.
>>64075203
>6-10
>7-9
>11-5
>7-9 (4th seed team because the entire division was terrible)
There have been coaches in the NFL who have lost their jobs after three season with these exact records. The Panthers ALSO got their franchise QB in Rivera's first year, and already had more talent when Rivera came in than Gus Bradley has even now. The Jaguars are a depressingly talentless team.
holy shit just give us the division already
>>64071826
The fucking Stains don't know how to properly utilize his skillset.
>>64075306
Yeldon, Bortles, Hurns, Robinson, T. Smith are all great. The rest of the team just is so lackluster its insane
>Wilson is now #1 in the NFL in completion %, #3 in Passer rating.
>No Marshawn Lynch
>No Jimmy Graham
Is he elite?
>>64075576
I also like Posluszny.
>>64075637
He's alright.
>>64075637
Football up ass
>>64075597
He a'ight
>raidniggers
lmao
JUST
>>64075597
Darren Sproles is an effective bell cow back with an all injured o line
this is bizzaro sp that we are in
>>64075853
>barely beating the raiders
See you in Denver
>>64075666
nice deviltrips
has the football media conspired to ignore the Jags, or are we really missing Bortles being great? I know QBs ≠ the entire team, but I haven't much showing Blake Bortles to be consistently "great".
I do pity/like the Jags because they were so good near the beginning of their existence, but since Brunell left, they seem to have been lost at QB. I'm curious if Bortles is going to be that guy who can stick around and be at least a solid franchise QB.
>>64075949
>barely
>>64075949
>Barely beating the Raiders in Oakland
See you in Denver
>>64070180
You shouldn't steal trophies anon
The Raiders are retarded to not start Ben Heeney.
>>64076052
Are you blind? He did start
>>64075963
bortles is like a poor man's luck in that he has a lot of big explosive plays but a lot of bad one's as well
Is Derek Carr the best Kansas City QB?
>>64076066
yeah apparently
Post count +2
>Chief fags are bragging about a meaningless win over Oakland
This is their peak, cap my post
>>64076087
manning had 4 picks
>>64076170
eat a dick, the NFL has had the biggest hate boner against the chiefs since they won the owl years back.
>>64076221
>the NFL has had the biggest hate boner against the chiefs since they won the owl years back.
>the NFL gives a shit about the most average team in the history of sports
>>64076221
Not even close, the NFL and Al Davis have a bigger rivalry than KC and anyone,
Not even a Raiders fan
>>64075597
Yes.
Second highest career passer rating behind Rodgers.
What that stat leaves out is Rodgers sat out his first three years behind Favre -- and most QBs have their worst rating in their true rookie years, which Rodgers skipped.
He's consistently efficient with the ball at a level no other QB has, and he's still young. Being this good, this consistently, this early, he has the potential to be the GOAT.
But he plays on a team with a first-ballot HoF running back and no big-name receivers (which means he doesn't throw for gaudy numbers every game), so he doesn't get the credit he deserves, imo.
But, I'm a minority; my choice for GOAT QB is Steve Young.
>>64075674
why
>>64076221
>He thinks the league is against his team
>>64076221
>the NFL has had the biggest hate boner against the chiefs since they won the owl years back.
>the Chiefs have made it to one AFCCG since, they needed old man Montana to do it
what a whiny bitch of a team.
>>64076170
>6 straight wins with playoffs up in the air
>Meaningless
So this is what jelly looks like.
I can't wait for our one and done playoff game where you imagine it was your team on the field about to go home.
So Cam Newton is the current MVP frontrunner, correct?
>>64076589
>I can't wait for our one and done playoff game where you imagine it was your team on the field about to go home.
Chiefs fans, everyone
>>64076646
>not looking forward to being one-and-done
If fans of Peyton Manning teams can do it, why can't we?
Holy fuck, are either of these teams trying to win?
>>64076641
after the iggles game, grudgingly yes. it's only because the Panthers are still undefeated, and probably the weakest 12-0 team in NFL history.
>>64076685
because the Chiefs are not perennial SB contenders like Manning's teams have been. Those fans just plug their ears and shout "PEYTON IS STILL ELITE MVP MVP" every time he goes one-and-out. They're not used to losing or mediocrity like Chiefs fans are
>>64076688
>NFC Least division game
probably not. battle of the kickers? I just got home from bowling and they didn't have it on in the bar
>>64076954
>bowling
Cozy as fuck man. I haven't been bowling in a few weeks. Last time, my friends and I had a 7 strike streak, it was just unreal.
>>64076688
>Pull up espn.com
>halfway through the fourth
"Redskins retake lead with third FG"
yay?
>>64077102
Cowboys on the 3 yard line following a Redskins missed FG. Dez had a long catch, everybody missed it hit the ground.
>>64077136
he had possession, it doesn't matter if it hit the ground
>>64077036
yeah, the local one is candlepin and I'm not that good, nor are my friends. I had the highest score on the night at 89. one of my friends almost didn't get to 10 for an entire game, and yes, he was actually trying. it was like, well, watching tonight's game apparently
So are the Cardinals and the Bengals the two most complete teams in the league?
>>64077284
the Broncs have a QB that looks like he doesn't choke under pressure, so I'd say maybe on the Tigers.
>>64077212
Really? I'll be the first to admit, I didn't think so, but I'm on a sorta shitty stream.
I'm glad Allen Robinson, and now Sean Lee, tore it up this week. Good for them.
>>64077284
The Seahawks are the most complete team in the league.
>Best QB
>Best defense
>top 3 offense now
>>64077362
>best qb
stopped reading right there
>>64077284
bengals are, then probably the vikings who are really just lacking a qb
>your team
>QBs you actually want to see play in 2020
>favorite dessert
>dedskins
>>64077460
Raiders
Carr
Rootbeer float
>>64077460
Seahawks
Brett Favre
Oatmeal cookies, no raisins
>>64077460
Panthers
Rivers (for another team, God willing), Carr, Cam, Jameis, Mariota, Brady (lol), Tyrod, Palmer. Couldn't care less about the rest.
Key lime pie
>>64077460
Raiders
Carr
Cheesecake
>>64077460
eagles
ashley manning mvp of 2020 in the sjwfl
cake, the razor variety
Would you rather have a smug, showboating, bullet firing leader of men for a QB?
Or a scrambling Uncle Tom manlet with no charisma?
>>64078079
>Or a scrambling Uncle Tom manlet with no charisma?
That scrambling Uncle Tom will go down as the best QB ever, by far, so I'll take him.
>>64078079
I would like a solid game manager with a great run game and elite defense.
>>64077704
>>64077925
Definitely Carr. Good choices for dessert too.
>>64077822
>Brett Favre
I'm ok with this.
>>64077891
You're cool in my book. The Chargers are probably the team I like most that isn't the Eagles and Rivers is a big reason why. It would be cool to see Palmer and Brady as well.
>>64078032
2meme4me
>>64077460
Iggles
Stafford, Bortles, Fitzpatrick, Luck since they weren't mentioned yet.
Remember when people said that Philly was dumb to release DeSean Jackson?
>>64078646
it was all an elaborate scheme by chip kelly to embarass the washington team on national television because their name makes him cry
>all these wonderful primetime games
>tfw football is almost 3/4 over
>NFC LEAST
>>64078425
Yo KOP bro here
Hope ya had a good Thanksgiving
Glad the cowboys were able to limp to victory
Pats making so many excuses it's comical
I don't usually watch the redskins...
Is Jackson an usually this stupid? Why would he try to do something so risky?
>>64078784
>tfw it was an NFC Least game tonight so you decided to watch hockey instead
>>64078784
should the playoff system be changed? should it just be the top 8 seeded teams regardless of division?
>>64070604
looks nothing like him, eyes, nose, lips, eyebrows, fucking everything GIT GUD
>>64078734
>tfw week 12 is your cue to start cutting for summer
Feeling like shit today tobehonestfamily
>>64078825
Risk v Reward kinda thing
He runs back 20 yards but then takes it to the house and he is a hero
Do that and fumble you're a retard
Way she goes
**YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR TEAM IS LEADING THE DIVISON**
NOT SO FAST
>racists
>gnats
>cowcums
G'day cunts. I have just returned from a three week ban due to an elite and very muscular shitposting spree that I committed across multiple boards. I did the crime, I did the time, and now I am back and ready to discuss some sports. And what better thread to start off with than an /iggles/ general.
A lot has happened since I last posted.
Let's talk about how the Iggles have the best RB duo in the league who are all consistently putting up good numbers. Of course I am speaking of the dynamic and unstoppable combo of the bell cow workhorses named Darren Sproles and Kenjon Barner.
Let's talk about how the Iggles high octane high scoring D/ST being literally unstoppable even by the two best to ever do it.
Let's talk about how their notoriously hard hitting and stingy bend dont break defense (aside from garbage time points)
Let's talk about how the redskins are only relevant in SJW ad campaigns to get them to change their name, and not for any prowess on the gridiron at all.
Let's talk about how the Cowshemales' season is over and how they will fade into irrelevancy again, as they always do during the course of a season where they show 'promise' at the beginning.
>Let's talk about ALL THREE OF MUH FIRST ROUND PICKS B-U-S-T-I-N-G
>t-theres no way all will bust y-your delusional
>can barely score against the shitskins
>muh four first round draft picks
Let's talk about how the Poo Pork Gay Ants have a terrible football team after they have been talking a whole bunch of shit about Basedadelphia.
Let's talk about how they are a literaly 'meme team'. le i support le team that caused 18-1 le xdxdxd.
Literally a meme 'team' because they are a literal reddit tier 'meme'. and as a result their 'fans' are 'meme fans'.
>2015
>He still doubts the Basedadelphia Eagles
>He's a retarded faggot who should kill himself
>>64078867
>mfw muh oc is used for such a shitty pasta
>>64078646
>>64078825
Do I miss having a receiver that could take the top off a defense? Yes.
Do I miss DeSean? No.
As amazing as he was to watch, he changed after the Miracle at the New Meadowlands. Every single punt return became after that a farce since he wanted to repeat a freak accident. We started a drinking game about him running backwards - take a drink for every 5 yards he'd lose.
He quit on the team in 2011 and 2012. In he had his best season, but disappeared after like week 9 or 10 and didn't do shit except for a great game against the Vikings...which he proceeded to ruin by chimping out on the sidelines and locker room. Actually, the whole last season, every target he risked it being a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for doing something stupid.
The eagles are officially /sp/'s team.
even if you're a fan of another team you MUST also wish them success.
>>64078825
YES he is that fucking stupid
but it's also on the special team coach for letting him return in the first place...should've just let ross do it
>you will never play in the nfc east
>you will never play in the afc south
>>64078912
the only reason i would wish the eagles success is if it meant the bucs could beat the shit out of them again in the playoffs. lol. the eagles. lol.
>>64078929
>never knowing what it's like to have a sexy Kelly green throwback jersey
I'm sorry that life isn't fair.
>Giants win the division with 8-8 record
>go on another autistic Super Bowl run
I just know it's going to happen.
>>64078961
don't worry, we have creamsicles. i like them ok.
Rankings are finished and will be posted in the next thread.
>>64078967
beating the patriots three times would sure be a kick.
>>64078997
just post them now.
>>64078997
did you move the packers up
>>64078978
you also have a creamscicle up your ass you tampon gay faggot
>>64078978
Whose would you wear? Steve Young?
>>64078867
>muh 2800 yards RBBC
>muh anyone can run behind the GOAT of all time
16th most rushing yards, and only 8 teams have fewer rushing TDs.
Why is he the most likable qb in the NFL?
>>64078997
nice, i'm hyped to see how much Patriots dropped
>>64078967
>it a Giants beat the Patriots episode
>>64078997
can you give us a Sneak (see what I did there?) preview?
>>64078867
>had a 40 burger dropped on them by the loins
>>64079056
>his team doesn't have the character to pull their heads out of their asses, tell their DC he's a stupid bumpkin, and beat the defending champs.
>>64079009
no, but you will like them
>>64079024
yes
>>64079046
probably not as much as you think
>>64079054
the biggest mover up was the bucs
the biggest mover down were three teams, all of them in the AFC
>>64079044
Matt Ryan.
You can see he is hollow inside but still puts on a brave front.
He is a dead man with puppet strings controlled by the devil, forced to see 99% successful plays fail in repetition.
If you can not sympathize with the pain in his cold eyes, you are a sociopath.
>>64079044
thats not fitzmagic
>>64079044
Chris Harris talked about it
Luck never bitches about getting hit. Ever. He never flops, or whines to the refs. He plays hard, he plays injured, he avoided doing ads his rookie year to focus on his game.
Defensive players love the guy
>>64079037
lee roy. sapp also played in creamsicles.
>>64079044
thats not hasselbeck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8
>>64079082
prediction:
Panthers at #1
Packers at #8
Bucs at #14
Seahawks wrongfully lower than Bucs.
>>64069603
Ronde Barber
>>64079122
Yes
no
close
not even close
>>64079098
He's a good dude. Met him once at Wegmans. Same hometown. I'm classmates with a Bengals rookie too.
>>64079125
Ronde Barber is my favorite player in the NFL ever. My phone password for my bank is Ronde Barber.
>>64079139
I thought you would be over-excited to hype Bucs because you'd much rather have them in the playoffs than the Seahawks. That being said, both '76 expansion teams give Green Bay hell every time they play.
>>64076646
Cynicism is all I have after watching the Chiefs 2013 playoff game after over a decade of disappointment in general.
TOP 10 QBS
1. Tom Brady
2. Carson Palmer
3. Ben Roethlisberger
4. Aaron Rodgers
5. Cam Newton
6. Russel Wilson
7. Andy Dalton
8. Drew Brees
9. Alex Smith
10. Philip Rivers
>>64079044
> Doesn't talk shit
> Actually cares about teamwork
> Play football with no complaints
> Doesn't bitch about no calls
> Likes to get hit
> Plays like a real qb instead of check downs and screens
> Scramble and tackle the shit out of players
> Helps team comeback
He's Brett 2.0 really.
>>64079183
Wilson deserves to be 1.
>>64077891
shit, I actually forgot all about Luck since he hasn't played recently.
I hope he heals up well enough and gets out of his funk.
>>64079183
where is Osweiler
>>64079183
I'm sensing a distinct lack of our lord and savior.
>>64079183
>Rivers
>no Carr
Discarded
>>64079183
Where's Carr?
>>64078928
Your team would get the Colts treatment, even if they win outside of the division
>>64079210
He's played like 3 games. Any QB can have a good 3 game streak
Using your logic, where's Gabbert?
Please god let the seahawks not get hot. Please
>>64079183
>Smeth
I am okay with this
>>64079183
>Ben
Come on dude. He's only played half the season.
>>64079234
Can't wait for them to win another bowl.
>>64069041
>PHI: Chip Kelly says he will “see through” his “commitment” to the Eagles
His bitch ass is going to run back to college like Nick Saban.
>>64079234
This season they'll have both the Panthers and the Cards to contend with in the playoffs. They won't make it past the NFCCG no matter how hot they get.
>>64079183
Nah man Wilson has been playing lights out lately. He's carrying that team. He's basically calling every play now. Since the shitty start the offense has been his. I'm looking for the quote an anon player gave about it.
The player was saying we had to change the offense so we put it all on Wilson.
Wilson is calling plays like manning in his heyday
>>64069156
Looks like Greeney from Mike & Kike
Why is there such a gigantic gap between the Colts and the rest of the AFC playoff hopefuls? This seems to continue every year. and how does that team win playoff games?
>>64079252
Still leads the league in yards per game, Top 10 in rating, and comp %. His totals are low, but on a persnap basis he's definitely about Top 7. That's including games he's played hurt too.
>>64079169
If that were the case the Seahawks would be in the lower 20s with the rest of the NFC North and Giants.
>>64079183
>9. Alex Smith
Respect, Krabs.
>>64079307
He would likely be having his best season ever if he wasn't dedded. And if Bell didn't die either. Jesus Bell had almost 1/3 of that teams total yards on offense last year and they don't have it this year.
Not knocking Deangelo either. He's been good. Just doesn't have the same receiving threat bell does
>>64079303
Andrew Luck has beaten the following in the playoffs:
>postseason peyton manning
>postseason queefs
>postseason andy dalton and bungles
>>64079307
I would say a qbs ability to stay healthy is important.
So no on Ben
>>64079183
um where's Jameis?
>>64079233
but gabbert is elite
>>64079303
>mfw if the colts make it there is a 99.9% chance they are hosting the chiefs again
anyone got the Scarletism pasta that predicted the Vikings capsizing and the chefs resurgence?
>>64079358
Oh really? Congrats to the colts then
I mean honestly if a qb cant play football on Sunday consistently, that should be held against qb because I mean..
You've got to be able to play the sport to be considered good at the sport lol
I mean come on guys
>>64079366
not that hard of a prediction to make, considering the chiefs had the easiest remaining schedule and the vikings one of the hardest remaining
>>64079382
The chiefs unless they lose are virtually a lock for the 5th seed and their opponents are
>San Diego, Baltimore, Cleveland, and Oakland
The Oakland game easily being the toughest.
Whoever wins the AFC south is the 4 seed no matter what. Even if the Chiefs lose a game they hold tiebreakers over everyone and the Steelers have to play the Bengals and Broncos and the Jets play the Patriots.
>>64079366
God, I'm so sorry, but I must keep posting this, because if I don't, something Scarletism worked really hard on will die
So yeah, just a quick reference thingy since we're at the season halfway point now. This is every team's strength of schedule change sorted by rank distance. For example, the Titans had the 25th hardest schedule so far (looking only at the games every team played), and they will have the 6th hardest schedule from here on out (looking only at the games left to play for every team), so the difference is -19. Obviously a negative number means the second half of the season will be harder, and positive numbers mean it will be easier, statistically speaking anyways.
30 Kansas City Chiefs
28 Indianapolis Colts
27 Jacksonville Jaguars
15 Baltimore Ravens
15 New Orleans Saints
15 San Francisco 49ers
14 Washington Redskins
13 Green Bay Packers
11 St. Louis Rams
8 Oakland Raiders
8 Pittsburgh Steelers
6 Seattle Seahawks
5 Carolina Panthers
5 Cleveland Browns
5 Detroit Lions
4 Dallas Cowboys
0 Miami Dolphins
0 New York Jets
0 Philadelphia Eagles
-2 Buffalo Bills
-6 Chicago Bears
-8 Cincinnati Bengals
-8 San Diego Chargers
-11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
-12 New England Patriots
-17 Houston Texans
-18 Denver Broncos
-19 Tennessee Titans
-27 Atlanta Falcons
-27 New York Giants
-28 Arizona Cardinals
-29 Minnesota Vikings
>>64079213
anyone got the one of this set and it says Jameis Winston look like your uncle that says he can beat you at everything
Lol @ every NFC East team simultaneously having both a decent shot to make the playoffs or finishing with a top 15 draft pick
>>64079358
>that "I know it's only have time" game
Legendary.
Smeth was so elite in that game and then it just all fell apart
>>64079434
Most teams that don't make the playoffs get a top 15 draft spot
>>64079434
you mean top 10 draft pick
>>64079183
Wilson should be 1. If you honestly think Brady is better than Wilson you're just delusional.
TOP 5 QBS FOR WEEK 12
5. SAM BRADFORD
4. MATTHEW STAFFORD, AARON RODGERS, BLAKE BORTLES, MARCUS MARIOTA
3. DEREK CARR AND ALEX SMITH
2. CAM NEWTON
1. JAMEIS WINSTON AND MATT RYAN
post playoff teams
>>64079514
OOPS I MEAN WEEK 13
>seahawks throw a ton on a dumpster tier steelers secondary
>shut down a QB with 8 touchdowns on the year
>all of a sudden NFC favorites
holy kneejerk batman
>>64079516
It's happening.
>>64079540
>best offense in the NFL
>best defense in the NFL
>best QB in the NFL
>been the best team in the NFL for 4 years straight
>Not NFC favorites
lel
>>64079555
nice trips pittsbro
>>64079563
>this is what Xhehawks fans actually believe
>>64079569
Steelers Chiefs Afc champions hip in Arrowhead confirmed.
>>64071729
Do most Qb's dropback almost 20 yards each play?
>>64069330
Stopped reading exactly at Nick Foles
>>64079563
>Best offense
Cards and pats respectively
>best defense
Denver, NE, Cards again, hawks are definitely top 5 though
>best QB
Brady, Palmer, Wilson
>best team in the NFL for 4 years
No
>Not nfc favorites
NFCW favorites maybe
The Panthers are still 12-0 however
>>64079593
only when your oline is literally ranked dead last in pass protection and your qb was on pace to be sacked the most in a single season EVER
