You can be the greatest curler alive or be the worst player in the NFL.
Which path do you take?
>>64062144
>curling
NFL for the moneis
worst player in NFL, EASILY
Best curler in the world sounds comfy af
>sweepsweepsweep
>>64062144
Do you get to be the thrower or the sweeper
curling
maybe curling. you rarely get to be the absolute best at something, as irrelevant as it may be to some, so that would be good.
>when you tell her you curl in your spare time and she falls in love with you
>>64062216
Plus the alternative would be being Colin Kaepernick.
>>64062144
baseball
>>64062204
I'd make her toes curl
>>64062713
Worst player in baseball?
>>64062196
everyone throws and 3/4 players sweep
Worst NFL player gets paid way more than the best curler and probably rides the pine, resulting in no injuries
>>64065494
Yeah but in your life you will be the greatest at a sport even if it is curling. You'll win championchips and olympic golds.
Best curler.
It's rare to be able to say you are the best at something. As the worst NFL player I will be cut within a year and have a real short career. I probably get 100 concussions in practice. As a curler I have a longer career and make enough money to live happily. I can participate in Olympic games orgies in 4-5 winter Olympics.
>>64062144
Am I stillin this flacid overweight easily bruised body?
If so, I'll go with curling -- no sense in dying for the glory of being the greatest NFL player who ever died during his first play, but still the worst of all time..
>>64062236
best curler. 0 injuries, some money, olympic gold.
I would be best curler, start Jamaican Curling Team, record a reggae song and retire to do Red Stripe ads and lounge in the sun.
The worst NFL player in the world is probably someone on a practice squad who makes shit money and has no fame but still has to show up and get reamed by real professionals.
The best curler in the world sounds fun and you get to be famous (if only meme famous) once every 4 years because everyone loves curling but only during the Olympics. And you probably make more money than a practice squad player.
>>64066481
feel the rhythm feel the rhyme get on up it's curling time
Curling, how many people in the world are the best at their sport?
Practice squad is a rubbish wage so not worth it.
All about the gold medal
>>64066516
Well desu when I proposed the question I imagined you'd play games. You wouldn't be a starter but you'd be the worst player on the worst NFL football team.
Without googling does anyone even know who the best curler of all time is?
>>64062713
lol
>>64067970
Nope
Does such a thing even exist?
>>64062236
>b-but you can tell eery body...
can i change my country?
i would move to the country that awards the most for gold medals or be from a country that hasnt won a gold medal. Then i can be a national hero and maybe make summadat endorsement money
>>64067970
>>64070465
Easy, eve
>>64070960
/r/ing gif of blonde curler with big blue eyes mouthing "up?"
Curling.
That's not even a question unless you are a kekold.
>be the GOAT curler
>have to play in third world countries like Russia and Sweden
But in all honesty, being the GOAT curler might be neat if you could dominate by yourself.
GOAT curler:
>get to win an Olympic gold for your country and become a national hero and enjoy 15 minutes of fame
>don't get brain damage
WOAT pro handegger:
>get brain damage while playing in a practice squad or something
Obviously
GOAT curler
>get to be national hero
>get to win olympic gold medal
>get to take part in olympic village orgies
>>64062204
>implying you couldn't get better pussy as an NFL player
>>64070960
Hureeeeeeeeee
>>64062713
This. Money is guaranteed and could have solid career in the minors
>>64071600
lel, Hure means whore in german
