>4:00PM Start
At first I thought it was crazy, but now it doesn't seem to be the case.
Drink to forget. And hope Konroyd's not in the booth.
Kane hopes to break Hull's record and have the franchise record in consecutive games with a point. So at least there's that.
Lets go Kane
Hawks please deliver us from the Bears.
anyone listening to WGN radio?
Ha ha
Time to drink
Fuck the bears.
>Pickle recalled from Rockford
oh lawdy
>it's eddie
Thank fuck.
>Bicks
Oh boy.
>that msg fuck up
My sides
Please be less disappointing than the Bears
>operation Iraqi freedom mentioned
>bickell
>"singing of the star spangled banner" "OHHHH CANADA"
One of those games huh
Fucking afternoon hockey, just why? No game should ever start before 6:00.
Afternoons are for football. Hockey is supposed to be played at night.
>>64044683
Agreed. But since I can't drink today I don't particularly care in this instance
RIP Tikhonov, hopefully breadman can adjust and doesn't run back to the KHL as soon as possible fucking bickels contract kills another.
>>64044683
Yes but today is a special day and us Blackhawk fans just want to finish our day strong.
And by that I mean as drunk as fucking possible.
Also fuck Konroyd
>>64044724
>I can't drink today
These words confuse and frighten me.
>>64044683
Football is gay t.b.h. famalam
>>64044755
Me too. Fuckin' medicine.
>>64044790
Medicine doesn't know what he's talking about. Go drink.
>>64044790
Drink anyway hopefully you get drunk faster.
Not again tvr
:(
TVR ded?
>>64044790
for a second, I thought you meant alcohol is medicine.
It kind of is
>>64044875
Pic related was my exact reaction when the pharmacist handed me the box and I read "Do not combine with alcohol, may cause stomach bleeding" in bright red on it
Oh well, it's just six days of sobriety. Four to go after today.
>TVR down
NOT AGAIN FUCK
>>64044950
Alcohol is degenerate anyway so maybe this is a good thing
>>64044981
>>64044950
>just six days of sobriety.
>six days
>of sobriety
>>64045036
It's just two more Hawks games after this one
....
I'm scared
It's 8am is it worth getting black out drunk this early?
Who am I kidding I only have 1 meeting today fucking drink time.
>>64044981
>>64044981
Muslim or Mormon?
>>64045076
We'll pray for you.
>>64045144
1930s traditionalist :^)
No big buff....don't do this
>Crawford going after Buff
???
>crawford slapping people with his glove
At least he made an attempt.
>>64045308
Buff skated by and yelled "stairs"
What the fuck happened to versteeg? I just realized he was gone for the last 27 games
>>64045405
toiling away on the 'caines.
>>64045308
Crawford and Byfuglien barely played at all together m8. Why would there be any amnesty there?
>>64045405
Traded in the offeseason.
Welcome aboard! Vermette, Timmonen, Oduya, Sharp, Saad, and Raanta are also gone.
>>64045499
I know that, but when it comes to fights, he usually stays to the side. He's no Emery.
>>64045559
>it's been years since we've gotten a goalie fight
>>64045504
I knew all of the other trades and roster movements I just missed the versteeg one in the off season and forgot about him for the first quarter of the season
>>64045595
I want Rask and Quick to go at it they are some fucking angry goalies.
KRUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the fuck was that
KRRRRUUUUGS
>4th line does something
well shit
>>64045642
I wouldn't trust Quick to not bring his stick into the matter.
Also SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>we 4th line
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KRUGER
>4th line scoring
KRUGERRRRRRR
KKKruger
That........might come back. It probably shouldn't but you could argue a kick
>soccer style type
KRUGS
Fucking Gould missing that 36 chip shot goddamn it
>the call on the ice has been confirmed
>overturns the goal
wat
What an asshole ref lol, why did he announce it like that
Ehhh I dunno. I see the kicking motion from the other leg, not the one that it touches.
Kruger kicked that puck better than Robbie, its coming back.
>>64045742
One of the best goals in nhl history
Oh well. The 4th line doing something productive would have been too good to be true.
>>64045742
That fucking headbutt was so good one of the best moments of last post season.
>>64045809
I still don't understand why heading the puck in is against the rules. I know that it is, but that should be allowed
>city of shitcongo
>crawshit
>rapetrick kane
>"fans" 98% bandwagon
>>64045803
Too soon.
>Distinct kicking motion
I thought that shit had to be blatantly intentional in order to be called now.
It looked like he was just trying to find where the puck is, and accidentally knocked it in with his feet. There was no danger at all in the way he moved his feet to kick the puck in.
What a retarded call.
>>64043290
I do if I'm working during the game, makes me crave lunch meats
>>64045845
Because the people like carbomb could take advantage of the lack of rule enforcement.
>>64045845
Yeah I don't know either, in the beer league I play in a guy copped a shot to the face it went in and was called good he lost 3 teeth but scored with them so there is that.
>>64045830
Best and worst. I think that was in double OT, right? It was like 1 AM before that game ended, and I had to work in the morning.
WGN does news at 10 now? I thought they were always at 9
>>64045970
Yeah it was in double OT, fucking playoff Hockey rip sleep schedule.
Any Jets niggers even out there?
>>64045984
It's only for the extra half hour. This started at the beginning of last month.
Based humidifiers. Just ordered one on amazon, fuck this dry winter air.
>>64045742
That should have counted because who the fuck can pull that off?
Hawks won later anyway.
>>64045847
Who 2% here?
Oh good, TVR isn't dead
>>64045803
Serious question.
Should the bears part ways with Gould?
This isn't the first time he's missed field goals, particularly crucial game changing ones. It's not all on him that the team is 5-7 but if he made some key field goals he should have made, team very well could be 7-5 or even 8-4 right now.
We laughed before when Marshall yelled YOU ONLY KICK THE BALL but now Robbie can't even do that.
>>64045684
It's hard watching Hawks games right now. When Kane isn't on the ice, I'm just waiting for him to get on the ice.
>Krueger doing everything right other than scoring
>>64046051
I know that feel, I get chapped ass cheeks
>>64046178
what the fuck was he even mad about there
HOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64046169
Same question will rise when you get rid of someone. Who do you replace him with? Scobee?
HOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BOSS HOSS
>5th goal this season
Man it's sure been a rough one for him
BIG HOSS OVERTURN THAT ONE BITCH
>>64046253
And it's not like he hasn't had opportunities. Almost every game has been
>Hossa with the breakaway!
>Save!
HOSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that was some Looney Tunes fucking bounces jesus.
>>64046230
Ikilled50men.jpg can always brighten my day. Thanks man.
>It was 0-0
>>64046285
Yeah he's really starting to lose a step. When can he retire and not fuck the Hawks over with salary?
>>64046178
>>64046230
I think the whistle had already gone and he didn't appreciate #19 still going for it. Idk tho he breaks his stick against the posts pretty regularly, pretty hair trigger.
Oh, so this is why Bickell is here
>Flattening Buff like that
expected/10
>Buff and Pickle
>Buff getting WREKT
Holy shit, didn't think I'd ever see the day
>oafs gonna oaf
That was a really good hit. Completely clean
Holy shit I've never seen Buff get hit like that
ME BRYAN BICKELL
ME GOOD FOR HITS
RAAAAAAHHHH
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
>>64046326
He may not be scoring all the fucking time but he is still a solid defensive player.
also
>buff gets runs over
>chimps out
I knew i fucking didn't like him but jesus.
>>64046486
The cross-check to his face after though...
>>64046507
hence the penalty
Bickell looked like he Bricked a nigga
Let's get Kaner a point here eh?
>Pickle recking buff
>that weird cut to konroyd and roan
the fuck is going on
>>64046507
Yeah that's why it was on buff for sure. I couldn't tell if it was intentional but hey, stick touches the face that's the end of it.
>>64046507
never mind, I was wrong. That guy got away with the cross check. Penalty only on Buff
>>64046541
day drinking
>>64046541
Well the same production crew does WGN and CSN games so it's just another day in fine broadcasting standards for them.
>>64046574
Buff was basically choking Bickell and it looked like he was trying to slam his head against the glass too.
It should have been a major if you ask me famm
So Weinerpeg, what kind of food do you guys eat
>>64046570
That wasn't Buff with the cross-check though, it was Scheifele. He got away with a big one.
>>64046642
Yeah when I saw a PP, I thought it was going to be a bit more for stick to the face. Don't know how they missed that one.
>Hossa interview
YES
>>64046671
Oh shit my bad you're right. Buff was still trying to figure out what city he was in.
>>64046658
Children's legs and gypsy tears
>>64046658
Moose turds and toilet whisky
Hockey break. What do you guys think that someone on the radio said that Robbie Gould threw the game on purpose because it's just not actually possible to miss a 36 yarder that badly?
>>64046658
Bannock
>>64046747
Fuck off, I want to know what Weinerpeg eats
>>64046699
>>64046739
There are no gypsy's in Weinerpeg, only First Nation People
>>64046777
What's that, post pics
>>64046679
I love his post game ones, like if he's #1 star.
>great game
>great fan
>great win
Hawks never invested in a pocket thesaurus for him.
>>64046747
I don't beleive that. He's been shaky all season for whatever reason
>Konroyd basically asking if the Hawks are willing to throw the game to try and get Kane the record
I mean....the answer is probably yes, but why the fuck would you ask that
>>64046747
I heard it was Robbie's birthday today so my theory is that he was hungover as fuck
![9u74Wvd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PuGt8AN.jpg "9u74Wvd[1].jpg")
>these post-period interviews
It's so funny when they take the players right off the ice and they're winded.
>>64046837
Hjalmarsson is always the best, he breathes pretty heavy
>>64046837
What if Panarin is taking his time learning English because he wants to avoid talking to the Harpy Queen?
>>64046875
Kruger is the same way, always super winded.
Was talking to a guy who works at the UC, apparently Foley has a cup of that sweet, sweet United Center ice cream before every game.
>>64046801
It's a type of bread
>>64046747
>watching footgay
After the 2013 season, I decided that football is homosexual because it allowed Aaron Rodgers to win that game and I don't consort with homosexuals.
>>64046812
the english language team has bigger priorities now
>>64046912
No wonder he's a happy human
>>64046916
Is it any good?
>>64046937
>footgay
good one
>>64046875
That's actually exactly the ones I was thinking about. He looks like he's next to death during his interviews.
>>64046907
He's a mastermind
>>64046907
That won't stop them, look at how often Hossa gets interviewed. Plus they've already done Pana and Dano a few times they fit in well.
KONROYD HAS CHILDREN?!?!?!?
Where'd he steal them from?
>>64046959
It's not bad, kind of dry after a couple days, but when it's fresh out of the oven with butter or jam on it, it's fucking amazing
>>64046998
Lost & found at the UC.
>>64047053
What about as a sandwich, or like as a flatbread pizza
>>64046998
I can't get the image of his cold, emotionless face while he bangs his wife out of my head. Not sure whether the thought is more hilarious or utterly horrifying.
>>64046937
Hockey > footgay
Objective fact.
>>64046998
Purely fulfilling his procreational goals while waiting for the next mission from his technician.
>>64047097
It'd be shitty as a sandwich. Would be pretty good as pizza
They don't even try with car commercials, do they?
Except for dodge for some weird reason.
>>64047114
Precisely measured thrusts for just enough penetration to reach orgasm.
No post-coital embrace.
>>64047303
There's really no reason to anymore, it is rally easy to pinpoint exactly what you want with the internet. So, just take a car to Yellowstone or the Grand Canyon and film a few minutes of driving and call it a day.
>>64047365
Exclusively missionary with no eye contact. Also it only occurs in the lab and the women have been drugged.
>>64047391
Missionary involves too much skin contact.
Fuck.
>>64047492
>implying he has his skin on for that
calling it now buff makes moves on kane instead of going after bicks.
>>64047562
>tfw right now all I care about is Kane's ice time
>>64047824
This.
Burrs may have ruined the morning but Kane can redeem the night.
>>64047824
I just want him to have the franchise record honestly, if it ends after that I wouldn't mind.
What's the consensus on Daley?
He hasn't put up as many points as he did for Dallas last season but at least he isn't the worst +/- in the league any more.
wat
>>64047889
The odds of him taking down Gretzky is slim
>good goal
Uh.....what
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE
What the fuck just happened.
THORBS
Well, that answers the question in terms of time after a good goal that is missed.
Now the real question:
What happens if the other team scores after the first team scores a missed goal? Is the 2nd goal wiped out?
>>64047938
I counted and he'd have to keep it up until mid-February
>>64048026
Hockey Gods felt bad for the Jets and gave them a goal
these fucking replay reviews man
>>64048095
Yep, waved off. Which is total bullshit. Some time last year this happened and they added like 3-4 minutes back on the clock and this hypothetical came up.
What the fuck?
>>64048095
Yea that's what happens the 2nd goal gets wiped out
>spending $100 on ice
Only in America (and possibly desert countries)
>>64048231
>not buying a cube of ice for $49
Poorfag detected ;^ )
>>64048320
There was a trend like 2 years ago of this company Glace selling premium ice to gullible bars. Honestly it looked cool as hell, 100% clear ice giant cubes / spheres, but each piece cost like $4-5. Glad that fad died fucking quick
>>64048320
It just seems like such an odd purchase and one that, even if it was a good idea, would be impossible to verify - the Hawks could have made those cubes the night before.
>>64048430
Water from your very own Chicago River!
>>64048509
Chicago water comes from the lake and the river flows away from the lake. Nobody wants to drink that.
Any of you crackers ever buy an ice cube mold that makes a big sphere for whiskey?
>>64048509
Pretty sure I could tell the difference between black sludge and water
Oh shit what happened
He left his fucking feet throw his ass out
>Daley dead
fug
>>64048644
what the fuck
>>64048614
Yup, and I use it pretty much daily because it makes me feel special
>google asks me to choose juice
>one picture of juice, select more images
>select picture of a burger with a pint of beer
So beer is officially juice now guys
>>64048509
Ugh, I got the Dave Matthews Band edition.
yeah nah fuck that where was the call the official was right fucking there.
Looks like a possible dislocated shoulder
>>64048625
he went for a suck of thorburns dick and missed.
Thorburn with him making sure he's okay
What a class act.
>>64048761
His brain is crunched. He can barely stand up. More than just a shoulder
>>64048644
I'd pay that for the box alone, looks nice.
Damn dude, what a fucking man.
>>64048761
more likely brain is mush and his neck would be killing him.
>>64048761
Shoulder? He took one straight to the face, man.
>>64048914
I wouldn't be surprised if he got a concussion from that.
>>64048969
SOMEONE CALL WILL SMITH!
Who's ded?
>Kane has been nonexistent tonight
gettin' nervous
>>64048990
I rather have a concussion
>>64049103
Daley
>>64049119
I think he's playing unselfishly rn he'll score in 3rd period probably.
>>64049119
They're putting the game W first. Good coaching tbqh
>>64048579
>that's the joke.
>>64049119
You know he'll have one good possession of dank dangles soon
I kind of want buff to get run over again so he can go super chimp mode and get thrown out.
Jesus Tuevo, wake the fuck up
>>64049195
How does getting a goal for the team not aid the cause of getting a W?
>>64049325
Keeping him in a regular rotation rather than exhausting him so he can't perform.
Teows and kane invisible this game
>21 million dollars
Money well spent guys
>>64049355
Yeah but at this point it seems like the next goal wins
>>64049396
>one game justifies an entire season's pay
Canuck logic.
>>64049396
I'll trust the guys that know how to win cups
>>64049396
>Kane
>Invisible in one game
>On a 20+ game point streak
>2/1 favorite for the Hart
>Not money well spent
>>64049477
That is never the case. Hockey is the most dynamic sport. Everything can change in 2 minutes.
>that floating CME group logo
what the hell
Did uh...did anyone else see that cme group sign go fucking flying or have i had too much to drink?
>>64049609
It sailed to the right even faster than a Gould kick
>>64049661
Something else to add to the drinking game i guess.
Uh....It happened again.
>>64049609
>>64049594
aaand there it goes again
>the state of CME
Did the logo just fucking fly off again.
is the sign drunk?
>>64049741
We're officially out of room for a single page
>>64049874
I love you guys
>that awful fucking joke
>Bickell is not amused
>>64049874
Could take out Eddie and wrestling, since that's probably not happening again.
>>64049874
I wasn't around for the 2013 Christmas incident.
We should have something for the people in the background of the Dan Roan and Steve "I drink the blood of elderly virgins" Konroyd so people have something to drink for shit like BANE
>>64049609
>>64049594
Yep
Saw something similar happen during a college basketball game, it's 2015 and our technical capabilites are going backwards. Fucking Obawmah
>>64050049
Looked like he wanted to punch him.
that hat looks awful
>>64050069
>>64050165
God that was hysterical when it happened.
>>64050315
>>64049874
The game is too hard. I'd rather just drink constantly every 3 seconds.
>>64050639
That's effectively what happens though
>>64049874
Has anyone ever made a bulls or bears drinking game?
>>64050639
I usually visit the bottle-o the day before a game just to stock up, if its a back to back though the gloves are off and the hard stuff usually comes out.
>>64050722
Bears drinking game: drink whenever you feel sad
Result: trip to the hospital
>>64050639
I'm going to play it over Christmas break and you're going to do it with me. And we're going to get shitfaced and order Vito and Nicks and you're going to like it.
>>64050722
The bears drinking game is just you drinking whenever your dissapointed. You get drunk real fast.
>>64050754
that works for the sox too
>>64050779
>Vito and Nicks
want
>>64050827
>>64050805
>>64050754
>state of Chicago sports
>>64050883
Pretty much
>>64050722
Bulls game: drink when Stacey repeats the same meme 5 times of when Funk says something negative about the opponent
Await death's sweet release
>>64050779
B-but I'll be in the Philippines for Christmas.
Can you send it over via freight?
>>64050932
*or
This fucking phone i swear
TUEVO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it should have been Kane dammit
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TIVO
>>64050973
I have no idea about that, maybe Palermo's?
TEUVOOOOOOOOOO
TURBO
>>64050932
Also whenever Neil mentions how great Jimmy is or how good some minuscule thing he did was
I mean I love Jimmy but fuck it's like Neil wants him to kek him or something
Also TUEVO TIME
One of the only Finns who isn't a bust.
