OFFICIAL Newcastle vs Liverpool game thread #2
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Newcastle 0-0 Liverpool
Uruguay is shit edition
AMERICA
^ gay
>De Jong's haircut
>>96
>u r gay
17th for MH17
who /a/ here?
YNWA from North America
Go Newcastle!!
why does Liverpool suck so much ass?
>>64029953
;_;7
>>64029965
i-is that a trap
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me desu senpai
What is the point in watching live football? I can just look at the score later. We've wasted all this time.
>>64029943
We do, only because of the Beatles though.
>>64029965
chie /a/ shit
>"new"castle
>over 100 years old
96 GET
Number of Scouse suicides
shit club cant even score against newcastle
30 minutes in and liverpool have shot on target and one 2 yrd blooter against relegation bound newcastle. do i have that right?
>>64029984
No it's Chie Satonaka you fucking pleb
I want Newcastle to win so teams below Chelsea push them closer to relegation throughout the season.
Kloppo needs to get them in and shout at them until they start trying
>missing that
No more thread derailments from non-countries, please.
>>64029996
Nice
>earlier today in London
>>64029964
Why do they only applaud in the 17th minute, don't they care about those brave fans for the other 89 minutes? Heartless cunts.
>>64029996
Impressive
>>64029987
I thought this too so I decided to skip a game of the team I support and it turned out to be one of the most entertaining games of the season
>>64029994
The castle was built by William the Conquerors son, it's one of the oldest in the country
Who /dicksweat/ here
>Pisse
>>64030011
You and us are the only relevant nations on Earth honestly.
>>64029991
Indeed, Rise = best girl.
>>64029990
wtf?
>>64029996
peru has best bot
>super sunday
>aston villa vs arsenal
Jesus Christ just end it
>>64029984
of course not
>>64029996
classic peru
>>64029965
Report/a/n
Give cisse your power
\o/
>>64029996
nigger
>>64030003
Take Allen off for hendo and I've off for sturridge
>>64030008
that was a good shot for cisse's standards
>>64030018
>scriptfag peru
>impressive
>>64029994
The place has been called Newcastle for nearly a thousand years desu.
>>64030014
ugh I'm so glad I'm northern
>>64029996
you sexy bastard absolutely based yes nice nice nice yes that is good shit
>>64029996
>tfw Peru is a wizard
Who knew?
>Baby if you've got to go away, don't think I can take the pain. Won't you stay another day?
>Cisse choking and being offside at the same time
Is that what happened?
That's a red on fifa
>>64029987
one of the most autistic things i've ever reAD
>friend uses imessage
>turns off data so he can only use imessage in a wifi area
>friend is somewhere without wifi and without data
>my phone still thinks conversation is blue but the text doesn't go through when hes got his data off
>have to manually hit send as text message every time hes not at home
any of you know this rage? just leave your data on for fucks sake. retard.
>>64030025
Germany, Britain and maybe Straya are up there too, but not quite at our level.
>sweeping Mignolet
so this is now a thing
>>64030056
He went and pushed Skrtel in the back as well
>just because it has a dick means you are gay
wrong
>>64029996
Based
>>96
what a shitty game
>>64029996
>people will be impressed by this scriptfag
baka desu senpai
1-0 NEWCASTLE HAHAHAHAH
>>64030067
>the only way Cisse can stay onside is by pushing defenders in front of him
live women's football!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKcsW3O85A
>>64029996
>peruvian scriptfag get
yaaaawwwn
>>64030059
Bad feel ameribro
>>64030058
Why?
>>64030081
eyes that pop out their head....steve
>Be Mignolet
>Have goal kick
>Have Benteke up front
>Decide to kick the ball up for 5'7 Joe Allen to win in the air
Bravo Simon
>>64030054
I love you Le Pen
>>64030083
Stadiums packed.
>>64030077
fuck you Ireland
>>64030092
c'mon bro.
>>64030080
pretty much lol
>>64030083
>those stands
LOL
>>64030081
...steve
>>64030092
>this is a 10 in Liverpool
>>64030097
>implying he isn't trying to hit it to Benteke
>the last time the teams have drawed 0-0 was in 1974
Goal when?
umm I thought liverpool were gonna win 8-0??? what happened???????
>this half of "football"
>cisse starting
IBE IS SO FUCKING SHIT
EVERY TIME he gets the ball the play ends with him.
LEARN TO PASS MOTHERFUCKER
>>64030118
Joe Allen leiva Milner as your midfield, klopp or no klopp it's dire dog shit for creativity
>>64030118
Benteke forgot how to kick a ball at the same time Colo remembered he was a defender and not a spectator
>can't even outplay Newcastle, a team who have won ONCE at home this season
>Firmino totally anonymous
Liverpool definitely aren't title contenders desu
>>64030083
now THIS is procrastinating
you have 10 seconds to name a liverpool player with an acceptable haircut
>>64030083
HIGH TEST GOALKEEPER
>>64030148
no Can, Coutinho or Lallana tbf
>>64030139
Don't post that I'm watching with my Nan
>>64030139
Moreno
>>64030151
Benteke
is
Fuuuuuuck Cisse, you are so shit
>>64030080
he should smear some transparent glue on the front of his shirt, then run into a defender so that he sticks and remains on his chest at all times. no offside anymore and I'm pretty sure a packed negro like him could carry Lovren like a charm
>Skrtlel
>cisse
>Cisse
>>64030151
skrtel
>>64030083
When are they going to take their clothes off? Shit is boring af
absolutely disgusting
Alright? Got a rockbuster for you. It might be a film, might be a footballer..eerrrr
>This grandma was pretty quiet
TS
>This guy hit his head on a post
L
What's all that about?
>>64030151
Mugnolet? Can't even picture it now
>CIS se
>that
fucking lol cisse
>>64030139
>30 seconds to fap
>Ends in 32
>Germans in charge of counting
Cisse is so fucking bad
>>64030083
Dat fatty GK kek
newcattle are looking much better than i expected
>>64030139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKcsW3O85A
>>64030154
haha holy shit what an absolute joke
Ayoze and Mitro when?
>under pressure
>Skrtel slowly retreats to his own goal allowing the opponent to shoot or knock it past him
every time
>>64030196
Nice get
>this man starts over Perez AND Mitrovic
>>64030171
better idea would be on the back of his shirt so he can play with his back to goal at all time
>>64030154
top kek what the fuck
>>64030139
am i the only one who can't watch porn with girls that pretty?
>>64030171
> transparent glue
You mean semen?
I remember when Cissé was good in video games
>>64030151
Can
>>64030083
Still more entertaining than this match to be honest lads.
>>64030209
martial3-1.webm
>>64030209
This fucking infuriates me.
LINK TO ELLIE'S TWITTER
>>64030219
You can? Who is it?
TEARS
E
A
R
S
>>64030083
kek some bitch was just literally crying after being tackled
Moreno runs like a spent queer
>being LITERALLY sponsored by Wonga
just injury my shit up senpai
>>64029996
buena perucha
>>64030139
Thanks, I've just lost my job
>>64030215
I get that with certain pornstars like tiffany thompson, they look too pure to fap to.
>>64030083
Someone just got a JUST injury, 73'
>>64030139
was ok until the guy appeared.
fucking faggots.
>>64030083
just tuned in, the fat chick from All That's crying on the ground for like 5 minutes straight. the crowd has all the atmosphere of an American 4th tier game at halftime.
>>64030083
>that bitch crying after barely falling
holy kek this is hilarious
>>64030234
>>64030233
WOMEN FOOTBALLERS ARE SO MUCH TOUGHER AM I RIGHT LADIES
>>64030215
same
I lose my boner when I fall in love
fuck this semen-slurping snoozefest
>"""""PREMIER"""" league
>Janmaat the best player on the pitch
>pass it long and pray team
Fuck Newcastle
1-0 NEWCASTLE
>FLOPP
>>64030234
Maisie?
Janmaat is gud
>>64030083
>women crying already
>>64030232
>this is top tier British """"banter"""
wew lad
>that Mignolet spaz out
You're at fault for half of the goals Liverpool concede mate pipe down
Lucas gets a yellow every fucking game now kek
>>64030262
wut
>>64030230
nah I won't give it to you
she doesn't want /sp/artans spamming her twitter
>>64030265
>>64030259
He can't defend tho
>>64030233
>>64030234
>>64030251
In fairness, her ankle got its shit fucked up
>>64030083
>people sitting in the rain to watch this dross
Losers
>>64030240
>Brazilian
>Having a job
lol no
>tfw firmino gets 2 points again
I think it's basically confirmed that Leicester will win the league now.
Fuck off giving fucking Newcastle chances like that
>>64030281
better than Colo these days
>>64030282
> In fairness, her ankle got its shit fucked up
and it talks like a fag
>>64030300
>tfw had Arnautovic on the bench this week
Do people actually think Lucas is good?
>>64030294
I do have, but there's no payment
>>64030281
He can defend, it's just that he realises that the only way the team is going to score is through his contribution. Man was responsible for more than a quarter of Newcastle goals last season iirc. He was even a better CB than Colo.
>>64030139
go on
>>64030083
is that a midget commentating?
>>64030286
>Says Paco from Estados Unidos watching an English game while posting on a japanese-owned anime imageboard
Liverpool and Patriots, what a day
fuck, Liverpool are attacking with 3 people vs 8 every time
Get Sturridge, Henderson and Lallana on
>>64030300
Maybe he should stop speeding in his car to avoid getting those points on his license!
Newcastle wins 0-0
>Nogoalscastle
>livershit
>>96
>>64030314
yeah but mostly because he is
fuuuuuckkkk I bet Liverpool would score before halftime
well that was sad
>>64030302
did you doubt that you fucking JAP?
>>64030083
Womens football so shit even the pitch didn't turn up
bit shite that
>>64030316
What do you do m8?
>>64030275
Weird considering how much Klopp hates yellow cards and fouls in general. It stops the game and gives less chance to win the ball back and score.
His Dortmund was usually the fairest team in the BL.
well that was shit all round
>not losing at half time
Top kek i have a bet on liverpool to win by more than 2 goals
>>64030233
>this is a 10 in Charlton
>>64030083
number 12 for the red team is qt as fuck with massive tits
>>64030215
>watching porn at all
>fapping to men's dicks and semen
are you a faggot?
Lousy first half t.b.h. lads. At least we get to see Rebecca now.
>>64030341
why
>>64030294
That's what he just say you fucking idiot retard. He no longer has a job. Are you stupid? Are you autistic? Can you not read? Kill yourself. Walk into traffic, drop a toaster into a bathtub, run your car in your garage. It doesn't matter, as long as you cease to exist you moronic piece of dog shit. The world needs fewer mouth breathers like you polluting our genepool. I hope to the fictional God that you do not reproduce. Our species is doomed if you manage to spawn another retard such as yourself. But somehow I feel as if you aren't even intelligent to know how to create another human, so I guess there's that.
>>64030341
>putting money on Liverpool
>>64030083
must stink like a Japanese fish market in the locker room after a match
> Literally and metaphorically two out and out No. 9's.
I didn't know Cisse and Beneteke were both faggots?
this game proves how stupid betting is
Ibe should try cutting inside desu.
What a shit game
>eating pie at halftime
>britfats
>>64030215
I can only fap to girls with clothes on
So all the soccer-loving Americans in this thread are going to be watching the MLS Cup in a couple of hours, right?
This match is shit #lovethedarts
>>64030358
>tfw liverpool more than 4.
They've showed fucking nothing.
Just came for the slags/qts/whatever makes my dick happy.
>>64030362
They do make porn without men senpai.
i fucking knew we were gonna bottle it today
also Benteke is just not good enough
>>64030356
I was interested in seeing your image in a larger form
>>64030396
Nice get
>>64030323
Not even Mexican, gayboy.
ITS OUR TIME LA
>trusting Brazilians
>>64030373
I thought they would fucking succeed at last, but nah they still suck. And I suck at betting soooo much.
>>64030405
fuck off u bellend
>>64030377
>Cisse
>Metaphoric Number 9
The only number 9 in this team is the Serb on the bench.
>>64030378
Why?
Klopp fucked up selection on this one. The way to beat Newcastle is to play quickly down the ground, not to lump the long balls to Benteke. Geordies can't stand high tempo and flair but have athletic enough players to dispose of crosses and hoofball.
>>64030356
haha woops
Liverpool are awful
Seriously you think they will win the league
well meme
>>64030379
He can't, thats been copywrited by Le cutinsideman m8
>>64030083
what the fuck is this racist shit
these commentators keep calling a player blackie
how is this allowed
>>64030405
eat a dick faggot
>>64030410
ayy caramba
start the slagposting now
LGTSS
>Carlisle
FLOODED THE FUCK OUT
>come say hello to your dad's friends anon
>>64030405
>walking toward relegation
top notch gift buying guilt trip from Lloyds and Apple there
>>64030424
because everyone and their mother would have bet on a large Liverpool win
>>64030083
>can't even afford ballboys
>>64030448
thomas muller bottom left
Post slags that will appease my tan line fetish.
>>64030435
nice one for threading almost 3 whole sentences together correctly. You fell at the last hurdle unfortunately but good effort.
>>64030447
kek
>newfags not sholaposting
>>64030408
this was for the "whatever makes my dick happy" part.
>>64030435
Why did you stop supporting them?
Why is Lucas so shit?
>>64030435
>Seriously you think they will win the league
nobody claimed that
>>64030459
fucking hell my sides
>>64030447
>Britfloods
>>64030446
>slag
looks like the typical hue hue immigrant in england
>>64030447
Brunton Park is the shittiest ground in England, when it's occasionally underwater that's an improvement.
>>64030454
>ballBOYs
nice sexism
>>64030448
are they all trannies?
>>64030448
Hold on a second are you trying to crossdress again
>>64030448
Tranny convention?
>>64030448
liverpool supporters luncheon?
>>64030435
What grade did you get in gcse English m8?
>>64030472
4
I like the religious types
>>64030472
absolutely hideous
>mfw newcastle take the lead then lose 1-3
>>64030472
is 6 a ghost
>>64030447
climate change only affects the poor desu
>>64030486
The correct term is now
"""""""""""ballpeople""""""""""
I thought Zaha fucked off from Manchester years ago
>>64030448
"Great" Britain at its finest lmao
>>64030472
3 and 4 aren't too bad.
>>64030472
3,2,1,4,6,5
>>64030472
>hep c
>>64030485
>you will never go on a lads weekend to carlisle
I'm done betting I suck so much. Let's hope Liverpool wins... Or pray
>>64030472
6, 4, 1, 2, 3, 5
Daily reminder that Liverpool is the city of scum
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3347179/Horror-Cilla-Black-s-family-ghouls-trash-memorial-steal-brass-plaque-marking-buried.html
Oy gevalt desu lads, all my bets are falling apart
>>64030472
1 ofc
I like high test women
any of you lads want a meetup
we'll go down to the pub and enjoy some quality banter
>>64030459
lel he seems like the kind of guy that would dress as a tranny
>>64030050
always shitposting
>>64030548
Sounds good m8, where are we meeting?
>>64030472
I'd do the fat one in a heartbeat, she looks soft af
>>64030548
notts meetup soon la
>>64030548
Union Rooms in Newcastle
You lads can find it, right?
>>64030543
Mine fell completely because of fucking Liverpool again
>all these JFs on skysports
>>64030534
>look at my anecdotal evidence for my universal generalisation
You're the type who calls all Muslims terrorists because of IS.
Yes, I am Muslim.
>>64030560
nottingham la
is bog sim /sp/'s best meme?
>>64030560
the pub you fucking spaz
can you not read?
>>64030548
yes
Norwich here
>nbc doing a danny ings special
>that hamplanet number 4 in the womens game
holy fucking shit she was fat
>That entire half
Milner, Benteke, Firmino off for Sturridge, Lallana, Henderson
>>64030565
Based Vizcarrondo
>>64030063
>Straya
>>64030577
Details?
>>64030573
REMOVE
going to the shop
>>64030578
Tsuuu and mouyes aren't close behind
>>64030578
Not even the best meme in this thread
>96
>>64030585
>tfw I was the >moyes guy
A minor 4chan claim to fame I suppose
>>64030548
sure but did u #prayforparis?
>>64030565
that becomes genuinely scary once you remember that david james is a certified psychopath
>>64030591
Why is he strangling Shola?
stay fit
grow fit
life fit
aoooooaaaaaahhhhhh
aoooooaaaaaahhhhhh
>>64030593
Next Friday
Weatherspoons
>>64030603
u aren't ellie
>Can't even score against Poocastle
>Think they are title contenders
>>64030573
>2015
>being Muslim
The year of the super nigger
"Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he slipped on his fucking arse and gave it to Demba Ba, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!"
>>64030578
LeXplorer is a bigger meme than bog sim.
>>64030573
assalamualaikum
>>64030603
Wasn't that guy French?
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>64030625
No. I couldn't post on 4chan on my phone without a proxy, so I had a French flag.
>>64030548
Yeah so long as you don't expect me to speak until I've had about 5 pints or so. I can still communicate by chatting in the thread though.
>>64030614
The one on slab square?
Time?
wtf i a meme anyway?
i mean how can you be a 'meme player'?
Ive been here for 6 years and i still dont get it. Anyone popular or remotely good is a 'meme'
anyone else have some rare sholas?
post ending in 96
>>64030642
I dunno m8 I'm not even from Nottingham
Just seems like a good place that's not too far from everyone else
>>64030640
No problem la
>>64030643
>meme comment
>>64030643
That's the meme
>>96
>>64030636
kek good effort m8
I was in newcastle at the time but didn't know about the meetup. Did anyone actually meet?
Anyone want to play pool at Tottenham Court Road this week?
If you ever want to go to a backward town where everyone hates outsiders, has narrow minded parochial thinking then go to Liverpool!
>>64030643
Ha! Nice meme!
Anyone else get off like fuck when a girl rubs your dick when you're wearing pants?
there's no such thing as 'memes'
>>64030665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWm03wYBTbM
rate my dinner
>all this meme boxing recently
>you will never have a name as cool as Jack Colback
>>64030682
font
>>64030586
who is this jizz wiz?
A period of mourning would last approximately a couple of months in most cities, however in Liverpool it lasts approximately 50 times as long, this is because to use the Boris Johnson term they are all “hooked on grief”. For example, most scousers bleat on about Hillsborough still, yes it was a nasty disaster and a great loss but it happened in 1989, yet you still get professional scousers going on about it all the time like it happened last month. I asked what “Justice for the 96” was and asked how they would still get justice after 17 years, I wished I hadn’t – I got lots of dirty looks, threats and loads of “Yer don’t know what yer talkin about yer fuckin Manc” retorts. Hutus and Tutsis got over the 1994 Rwandan genocide quicker than Scousers got over this and the genocide wasn’t an accident!. Then there is James Bulger, nearly every 12 to 18 months you get his Mum on the TV moaning about his death in 1993, yes it was bad but get over it, you dont get the parents of Ian Huntleys’ victims whingeing about it every 6 months. Now the big one is the Micheal Shields thing, I can guarantee that this will last 50 years!.
>>64030665
This is no longer the closest he's ever been to a nigger in the tub
>>64030578
>tfw everyone forgot about Ian
The guy was practically talking about /sp/ memes on television
How come everyone forgot about him
>>64030643
nice meme
>no subs
has klopp lost it?
>>64030679
you jealous you ain't scouse power?
>>64030682
>pants
FOY
>>64030688
Is that a JF attempt at a yorkshire pudding?
>>64030684
>metaphysical shitposting
anyone have a link to the game?
>>64030643
Robben isn't a meme
>>64030691
>not going to the city hall and changing it like in the movies
Has ings touched the fucking ball yet? get him off klopp
TLF
>>64030696
ahahaha oh god
>>64030704
He was a bit of a ponce desu.
Firminho is so bad
Why was this guy hyped?
>>64030734
جامع ميلنعر
>>64030734
"absolute shit"
>>64030696
Poor guy, those girls are cunts.
>>64030688
>a swede eatings wedes
>>64030682
>>64030734
Ha-mes Mill-ne-air
>>64030754
>her
Rate my lunch lads
>>64030717
Hey guys what's the story about this man again?
>>64030704
A lot of people ignored the whole thing because it wasn't sports related
>>64030643
It is the expression autists use to cover up their cluelessness about actual qualities or form of the players. It doesn't mean anything other than the one who uses it wants to shitpost without expressing any actual opinion.
Has Liverpool FC ever apologized for Heysal stadium. No. How ironic that they are clambouring for the world and his wife to apologize for Hillsborough.
>>64030744
>ع for s
Mum's making me beef burg ing jong lads, quite looking forward to it.
>>64030772
t. Mememeister
>>64030696
Why are girls such sluts
>>64030754
regardless post sauce
yay dinner time!
>>64030778
This
>>64030780
yea I just typed random shit
sorry I dont have a arabic keyboard indy
>>64030784
its
>memester
you retard
>>64030709
what do you bogans eat? rats? fuck off
>>64030801
whopper
>>64030794
what you havin lad?
FUCK OFF ALLEN I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I HATE YOU
>mfw this ends 0-0
>>64030696
oh man i feel bad
this is why you don't put your own profile picture as a picture of you with someone else tbf
its fucking dumb
>>64030801
A feminine penis
>>64030810
Please refrain yourself to reply to me you filthy brit
COMEON YOU FUCKIN NEWCASTLE
>ellen
>>64030801
I'm guessing this is my daily "filter Australia" cue
so tired lads~
>>64030827
get your own food
>>64030829
Palace to leap frog Liverpool tomorrow?
>Joå Allen
>>64030848
POST SAUCE YOU CUNT
>tfw can't decide whether or not to have a wank tonight
Ibe is shite
>>64030873
No he's not you mong
this is fucking dire
everyone on the pitch should be ashamed of themselves
What the fuck are Liverpool even doing
Get your shit together
>>64030848
>trans people are real
>porn is real
Where did it all go so wrong for these people?
>>64030871
this will get you going lad
Christ this is fucking atrocious.
>>64030878
he's been poor today. If he had as much pace as milner he wouldnt be a proffessional footballer
Sturridge when?
>>64030070
Wrong, faggot
More like ninety shit
>>64030896
He's 19 and easily been Liverpool's most creative player today, give your head a wobble lad
>the liverpool groove
Has 0-0 gone too far?
>foul throw
>>96
Post your favorite SP memes that you can no longer post
>A foul throw
>>64030829
n00b to soccer here. it can end in a tie? theres no over time or shootouts or anything?
>>64030878
>Run fast, fluff cross
All he's done today, he's only quick, everything else is shit
Moreno to Halal when?
>Tfw been drinking all weekend and had about 3 hours sleep, feel fucking shit lads.
Anyone know a good pick me up?
>>64030917
Exaliftin
>>64030926
no just extra time after the 90
>>64030909
running down blind alleys and holding onto the bal for too long isn't good.
Also saying he's being liverpool's most creative player is like saying you have the best teeth in scotland
>>64030856
Alpha as fuck. Too bad it never happened.
>tfw age of consent here is 15
>>64030917
>moyes
>>64030935
i just want to see good football
which this shower of shite is not
>>64030926
>tie
you mean draw
and, yes
>>64030954
19 year old football sometimes makes poor decisions, more breaking news at 10
>>64030947
A few cans
Who watching I'm a Celebrity tonight lads?
>>64030959
Hopefully he'll be back soon.
when
Shot on target when?
Ibe is all pace and power, 0 brain
>>64030976
plz kill urself
>>64030682
>a girl has been anywhere near his dick
Fuck off Chad scum
OP here someone make the next thread, I can't atm
beware lads, Australia is desperate for attention
>>64030992
7 minutes
D-STUDGE ERE WE GO
>>64030968
>plays shit
>b-but he's our best player
still been shit you idiot
>>64030992
the most promising and talented attacking duo in eplel
Anitas posture is so bad. Dude will get major back problems
Anita has a really curved back
FIRMINO OUT
BENTEKE OUT
>>64030965
Sky only love that game because it cost Newcastle the league and let them build up Sir Alex Ferguson as the greatest manager of all time and repeat that one clip of Keegan all over again while laughing at the fact that a striker as shit as Collymore could score two goals title challengers. It's basically the 90s version of Palace 3-3 Liverpool
>>64030999
Get back to r9k lad, noice trips tho
>>64031016
He has been our only player who looks like making something happen, cry more you bad virgin
>>64031022
ur mum had major back problems after last night
WHAT THE FUG ARE YOU ALL DOING
>Lucas
lads my younger brother is here with his friends and one of them is a slightly chubby 15 year old girl who I can hear shrieking and giggling downstairs
>>64031022
>>64031026
he has Anterior Pelvic Tilt
lucas is another average as fuck player
lmao this is shite
>>64030917
>mfw Klopp takes Livershit to the Europa League final and they slip against some meme spanish club
S T U R R I D G E
>>64031031
and yet he's still been shit, which is what i said at the very beginning
no need to project m8
Has Benteke been worth the money so far or is he a flop?
>>64031041
>slightly chubby 15 year old girl
get in there son
>delusional sliperpoo fans said Lucas should get a call for the NT a week ago
the best player (firmino) out?
>>96
>liverPOOP
when is this shit over
this ain't full throttle futbol
Now that the klopp and vardy memes are both over, who will emerge to fill the meme void?
>>64031041
Better dust off your fedora
This is possibly the worst game of football I have ever seen
>>64031060
https://vine.co/v/ez9IATwLBTj
Fucking cassorole again lads, gave my mum a mouth full.
Nearly 25 but she should still be making my tea because she is a woman I said.
>>64031069
flopp
should i go out tonight lads
>>64031069
the >mouyes will just intensify
Dubs and mnf is the game of the year
>>64031098
Where to?
>>64031030
I'm always there, I come here only for EPL game threads.
Seriously though, is sex/sexual acts as good as I imagine them to be?
I'm 23 years old, 5'4 and not good looking so I'll never get to find out. Be truthful please
clean sheets are more important than goals
>>64031098
Its sunday... so no
>>64031064
Brazil are shit. They should put any player in who is not a chimp.
>de jong just freezes and drops
Fucking hell lads that was funny.
>>64031098
you should fuck off and then you should die
>>64031069
Deeney has 4 in 4
>>64031089
>gave my mum a mouth full.
Dubs and liverpool score in the 89th minute
>>64031111
Tried to get a webm but my PC fucked up
>>64031106
Just go to Thailand ausbro, plenty of monkey chicks that'll do you for 30 quid, m8
>>64031098
It's fucking sunday m8
>>64030196
>>96
>>64031106
probably not tbqh
>>64031111
checked
Is he the best CF in the world at the moment?
>OUR YEAR LA
ive been watching for 20 minutes and havent seen a shot on goal yet.
It feels like the old times.
Winning and destroying the best teams to draw to a shitty team the next week.
>>64031098
>going out on sundays
the fuck is wrong with you
Liverpool fans, do you actually unironically think that Moreno is good?
Anyone get a webm of de jong collapsing?
>>64031140
>who is Suarez
>>64031063
I know, she reminds me of my gf at the same age, I'm depressed and horny, like we all are in general I presume
wijnaldum is garbage
Ibe seems like a stupid human being
someone make new thread
>get klopp
>literally flopp
xD
thank god for abl
>>64031144
This is the best Newcastle have played for months
>studrige
>>64031149
he is ok
>>64031144
I've been watching for 68 minutes and same here
>>64031149
The next Rodrigo Carlos la
>>64031149
Of course, ye wee gobshite
>>64031155
more depressed than horny tbqh
>>64031143
Kek, they didn't realise 2016 don't be their year
AYY OZE
This is such a typical PL game. A lot of running and tackling but absolutely nothing more...
>tfw abl
How the fuck do people find noel fielding funny? He is literally reddit made flesh
>kloyes
lol lads i'm off to do some uni work
well shit
Must be nice to Mike Ashley, no matter how shit the team is you'll still get 50k fans turning up to every game.
>liverslip
>>64031157
>(You)
bwahahaah liverpoooo
>>64031189
ITS A WONDERFUL FEEL
Goal innit
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>IT'S OUR YEAR LA'
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it's ogre. Based Gini
Fuck off
LGTSS:
>LIVERSHIT
>>96
HAPPENING
BASED GINI
>loverpoil
Good, finally Liverpool will wake up now
ahahahahaha
TARS set shitposting to 100%
BASED NEWCASTLE
LIVERSHIT BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
KILL YOURSELF MIGS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Well fuckerooney
GET HENDO ON FFS
hahahaha
>conceding to newcastle of all teams
>that ABL feel
>LIVERPOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
jesus christ what a waste of time
>kloyes
mignolel was gonna save it too
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Is there a more unlikeable player out there than Sturridge? Not even cunty in a somewhat endearing way like Costa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
based skrtl
>>64031140
>Wagner refused to sign him
At least Newcastle scored
>>64031123
I couldn't ever pay someone to have sex, that'd just make me more depressed. Knowing that I can only get what 99% of others get by paying for it is pretty sad.
>>64031133
It's more the thought of being wanted than the actual physical pleasure which makes my expectations quite high.
Also
>Liverpool
>unironically losing to Steve Mclown
bwahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>64031231
>fuckerooney
calm down granny
yep i'm actually unironically gonna kill myself now
>fartin martin squirtle
FUCK
>>64031248
those clown shoes
why
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR
>>64031249
People hype him because he's English, but delusion aside, he is a cunt
How many fucking own goals does squirtle have la?
>mfw Newcastle survive
>AGAIN
>>64031258
>WAGNER
literally who?
Who /ABL/ here? :D
>>64031261
your options are:
>lower your standards
>work to improve yourself
>wallow in self-pity
just stop shitting up our game thread please
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA KLOPP THEY SAID
Mclaren should be next England manager desu
>>64031249
He embodies Liverpools sense of entitlement
new thread
>>64027221
>>64027221
>>64027221
>>64027221
>Liverpool
>perennially crap
Pick duo.
>>64031307
>>64031307
>>64031307
Get in here
>>64031280
how do you kill yourself ironically?
>our year
>>96
>it's a Newcastle play well against a big club episode
don't know how to feel lads
>>64031315
Here la
>LIVERPOOL
>>64031330
taking the piss out of people killing himself and accidentally killing yourself in the process.
>>64031337
>>64031337
>>64031337
>>64031327
Fuck off sosa
>>64031315
her right tit is considerably bigger than the left, wouldn't bang/10
>>64031353
oh, I see
>>96
3 (Three) strikers
>Storage
>>64031372
dude wtf, it's not so bad.
>>64031372
The attention whoring and coke skinny head weren't enough for you, it was the tit's that made you come to that conclusion? Find some standards.
>>64031423
why'd you do that, she looked so much better in first pic
>>64031423
>tfw no gf
>>64031482
like this?
>>64031516
++++++
>>64031423
She looks insane
Fuck me Liverpool
Fuck me in the ass repeatedly like you did many times before, when I had been foolish enough to bet on you
This one is the last
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PFAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2-0 2-0 2-0 AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKED IT, PUNCH THE LINESMANS HEAD IN
>/sp/ liverpool fans quiet
just like anfield tbqhwyf
ass
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