I saw Taj Gibson at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>Taj actually went shopping in full uniform
why is he so based?
>full kit wanker
>>64008563
Doesn't sound like it from what OP wrote.
>>64008542
Haven't seen this pasta in ages anon.
ebin
>>64008563
For a charity thing
>>64008729
I'd never do anything for charity. No one helped me when I was a poorfag.
>>64008609
The supermarket story is obviously copypasta, but Taj Gibson really did go shopping in full uniform a few days ago.
>>64008593
Not a full kit wanker if you actually play for the team
>>64008768
Don't care
It was actually for a commercial lads
Still waiting for Ricola to sponsor the Bulls so we get a based Nikola commercial
guaranteed at least one person went up to him and said "do you play basketball???"
>>64008794
>making a girl cry
I thought gibson was one of the classy ones. Guess he's just like Rose afterall.
I saw Tyson Chandler at a flea market in Hollywood once
He was looking at a bunch of gay New Age crystals
>live in suburb of Chicago
>just sent this in a group text to all my friends
MADMAN
>>64008768
YOU ARE SO FUCKING HARD CORE
no way this is real
>>64009786
It's real buddy, check twitter
>>64008768
Isn't that all the more reason to give out?
i love this meme
>>64010015
No? If no one helped you, why help others?
You could give some homeless guy $5. If positions were swapped, what makes you think he would donate $5 to you?
>>64010055
Who was the original?
>>64010168
Ryan Gosling
