JUST
>losing to mememouth
Chelsea Football Club, 2016/17 Championship Winners
MEME
"I have nothing to say"
Almost 0-2 with Richie, Chelsea no chance
>>64006444
nice digits
>Theres no way either of these teams score. This one has 0-0 written all over it. Chelsea needs to get its shit together
>Bournemouth scores
>mfw
is this the best season of the decade thus far?
>MOUYES
Just need some good English legs
Foreign imports are overrated
yikes
>>64006599
>two belgians
>two serbs
>two spanish
>two brazilians
qeq
>TRYING A FLICK IN YOUR OWN BOX
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>64006502
Offside goal though
My favourite NFL team is the Chicago Bears because they are a joke and sometimes I need to have a laugh after a fucking Chelsea match.
>SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA >SOSA
He's getting sacked tonight isn't he
>>64006693
No it wasn't you fucking koala faggot.
>>64006693
ahahahaha, no.
Does Ivanovic have a Mourinho sextape?
How in the hell he starts? He is like a blackhole for attacks. Bornermouth pretty much had him free so that the ball would go to him.
>>64006746
>>64006768
Only one player between Glen Murray and the goal
>>64006599
>stanislas
>english
>>64006776
Mouyes caught him having sex with Eva, that's what some of the Serbian NT players are saying.
LMAO IT'S OFFICIAL
>MOUYES
Mourinho refusing to shake hands
>>64006805
Lel
>So mad he didn't want to shake Howe's hand
>mouyes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAAH
>>64006746
>>64006768
Eat a dick retards I was right
>>64006444
IMPRESSIVE
>MOUYES
>the relegated non-league trash of Chelshit
>>64006805
Hazard was dicking Eva as well
He's the best manager in the world apparently.
PFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE >SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
>first time the Championship Champion beat the Premier League Champion
Truly shittyness for the record books
So this is literally worse than >Moyes now
used to think they'd fire him, but now i'm thinking he'll go down with the ship.
Okay but seriously, he's going to be sacked now right?
>>64006407
SOSA FAGGOT ON SUICIDE WATCH
O I AM LAFFIN
>mouyes
>maureen
>where he lost it
Diego Simeone when?
I have nothing to say.
>Mouyes
If Roman doesn't sack him, he has a mental problem.
WHERE ARE YOU NOW, SOSA, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>64006980
Actually, after 15 games, Moyes was better by quite a large distance
please explain this sosa thing
He is turning into Mr. Bean.
Can we have a discussion about the game instead of shit posting pleas
>>64007019
Simeone wouldn't want to take Chelsea. The team is too soft and slow. Also, Simeone has a style that is not what Abramovich wants.
Ay Jose what kinda season you want senpai
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
COCKY CHELSHITS
>>64007024
>>64007045
>>64007046
>>64007055
>>64007056
>>64007021
>>64007019
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>>64007005
>>64006407
>>64006444
>>64006454
>>64006472
>>64006482
>>64006488
Still gonna win the Champions Leauge faggots.
>Chelsea didn't get Klopp when they had the chance
>>64007091
RARE
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>>64007070
Sure.
Chelshit were more shit than the shittiest 4chan shitposting.
Best day to be an ABC: 5/12/2015.
Leicester v Chelsea next week
>>64007055
it's that shitface canadian faggot that bandwagons chelsea. worst asshole on this board
>>64006805
>>64006942
we all would
>>64007094
That unironically is Chelsea's only chance of getting CL next season.
>>64007094
yeah good luck with azzar as your striker while on the other end it's Suarez or Lewandowski
>>64007091
sheik?
HIDDINK WHEN YOU FUCKING NERDS
>>64007121
4-0
1/2-0 if they decide to park the bus and timewaste like they did against Tottenham
>>64007179
When Chelsea drop into the bottom 3 after Xmas.
>>64007160
It is actually worse, Diego Costa is playing like shit.
>>64007122
Thanks Serbia.
>>64006407
FUCK YOU GAYRINHO
>>64007094
wow
this mou fella is almost more passive aggressive than my gf
KIDS WHEN?
I
D
S WHEN?
What happened to playing muh youffs meme? Finally hit home that RLC is actually a bit shit?
>yfw the chelshits literally get relegated in May
>>64007253
>Implying Chelsea won't just sell their best talents and buy World Class midfielders who end up flopping
>>64007285
>>64007253
>beating 16 year old scottish drunks
>>64007285
>>64007285
I'm imagining how hilarious it would be seeing Chelsea in the championship.
Most of their fans have never even heard of half of the teams in it. Attendances would die overnight
whos getting the blame this week, assuming maureen actually shows up for the interview
>>64007285
rivers of salt
>>64007370
>some say Pele has a poster of Heskey in his room
EPIC XDDDD
>>64007285
they'll just get a new manager and the players will magically perform again
>>64007285
>Bournemouths only other clean sheet this season was against Sunderland
JUST
>>64007418
Easy to perform when you are in the championship, remember when Juve got sent to Serie B for the 2005-2006 fiasco? They were like men among children
>>64007408
LOL
>Mourinho interview incoming
Oh shit get hyped
>>64007405
>Delhi university
Interview with the exposed one coming in a minute
>>64007384
He only has to blame himself.
No one forced him to play Fabregas, Ivanovic, Costa and so on. The team is not defending as an unit.
What he needs to do is to bench old, out of form players and bring new blood.
Maybe RLC is not an EPL star caliber player. Still, I doubt he is worse than Fabregas. Fabregas got bossed by the worst team in the league.
Azpilicueta is Chelsea's best player. Mourinho
starts Ivanovic over him. Ivanovic wouldn't start for the team I support in Brazil. He is not fit to play in the EPL.
Costa is the same as Fabregas. Traore played really well in the Netherlands. It is impossible he is worse than Costa. Give me a jersey and I will play better than Costa. At least I can position myself correctly.
RETURN OF THE MOUYES. RETURN OF THE MEMES
I follow Chelsea, and at times I was hoping Bournemouth to score more goals so Mourinho can finally decide to make a real change.
TOP CHUCKLE
le referees fault meme
>MUH REFEREES
>they won because they drank water
Feels good to be from Bournemouth when the father-in-law is a Chelsea man
>>64007645
>Chelsea to sign Drinkwater in January
>Mourinho talking about fighting for top 6
Kek Kek Kek
>>64006798
>Francis
>English
I am beginning to think this is all kind of bizarre experiment from Jose now, they had a bad start to the season then the rumours of his sacking came about and nothing happened because its supposedly a £40M payoff if they sack him.
so Jose has convinced the players to just play badly and he will sit and blame the refs and see how far he can push Roman, how low they can get before they snap and get rid of him. and if he gets Chelsea relegated without being sacked. he wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPM-SPKDirM
reminder
Is he actually complaining about teams parking the bus
>>64007729
Yes. But his team lost the game.
And now the bus has driven away.
>>64007720
>muhhhhhh history
>>64007709
Crashing the club
>>64007645
>mouyes
The bigger they are....
https://youtu.be/J1CbyrZJJns?t=50s
>>64007203
diego costa looks and acts like he belongs under my sink doing the plumbing, not in a world-class football team.
>>64008063
>I like to say 3-0 because I don't want to be cocky
>Bournemouth only have heart. That's it
Sweet sweet irony. It's the heart that won the match.
>>64007709
so basically mouyes was offered better money by the Thai owner of Lester?
ayyyy
>>64006797
Nah, the scorer was in line with SECOND Chelsea defender.
>>64008303
good thing he plays for chelsea then.
ABC is no longer just a meme, it has become a way of living. When I wake up the first thing I do is check under my bed to make sure my shoebox filled with >mouyes pictures (printed out at my local library, free of charge) is still there. After I take a shower, I make myself some coffee and spend around 3-4 hours creating JUST FUCK ME UP pictures of Mourinho, Hazard, Costa and many other Chelsea players. I post all of these in the evening. Then right before I head to bed I check the upcoming Chelsea game, and wait with high anticipation. I have to thank Mourinho from the bottom of my heart, because being an ABC has never felt this good. This must be what ABU's felt when >moyes was in charge. God, what a time to be alive.
>>64007094
do you mean the CHAMPIONSHIP next year? ;^)
>>64007179
>Hiddink
lol.. I hope they won't for their own sake, the man has gone senile
>>64010211
I really, really like this pasta
Lads, if >mouyes gets Chelsea relegated, will Roman just shoot him in the back of the head and dump his body somewhere in the forest?
Serious answers only lads.
>>64007179
>Hiddink
Are Chelsea fans really willing to go to the Championship that much next year?
>>64010211
WHat do all these ABC and ABU acronyms mean
>>64012156
RARE FLAG
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>>64007094
>This delusional
>>64014252
RARE FLAG
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>>64013695
>anybody but, you filthy newfag
>>64014388
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>>64014434
RARE FLAG
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>>64006407
LE MEME ONE LE MEME ONE LE MEME ONE
LE MEME ONE
LE MEME ONE
LE MEME ONE
GOAT
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>>64014464
haha RARE FLAG
Now do me guys
>>64014632
COMMON FLAG
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>>64012156
probably
>>64007125
>everyone on /sp/ is a heterosexual male
Check your privilege, shitlord.
>>64014815
OH MY GOOD LOOK AT ME I'M GAY LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M A DEGENERATE FAGGOT QUEER THAT LIKES DICK UP HIS ASS IT MIGHT BE A SPORT BOARD BUT I DON'T CARE MY SEXUALITY IS TOTALLY RELEVANT
>>64006407
Moyes to Chelsea