Chelsea vs Mememouth Match Thread
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Hazard false 9 la
>hazard striker
Good thing I'm already drunk.
WE ARE LIVERPOOL
>>64004028
>Official stoke vs Mamchester city
wew lad
Tibbu back too
>Chelsea
13 Courtois
02 Ivanovic
05 Zouma
24 Cahill
06 Baba
04 Fàbregas
21 Matic
22 Willian
08 Oscar
17 Pedro
10 Hazard
Substitutes
01 Begovic
12 Mikel
14 Traore
18 Remy
19 Diego Costa
28 Azpilicueta
36 Loftus-Cheek
>Mememouth
AFC Bournemouth
01 Boruc
15 Smith
02 Francis
03 Cook
11 Daniels
06 Surman
30 Ritchie
04 Gosling
08 Arter
19 Stanislas
17 King
Substitutes
09 Rantie
18 Kermorgant
21 Allsop
27 Murray
32 O'Kane
36 Butcher
38 Cargill
Why does Mou hate Remy so much? His goal average isn't bad at all considering how little time he gets. But now with out-of-form Diego he even puts Hazard as a false 9 over him, poor guy.
>it's a chelsea park the bus episode again
>pardew on analysis
If Geordies could afford TVs they'd be switching them off right now
>>64004095
Because reasons, that's why. I think they only bought him so someone else didn't get him and mou doesn't rate him at all, but he can't completely get rid of him because he scores when he plays
>>64004095
I'm butthurt about Traore, if he doesn't get to play now what's the point of keeping him?
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
welcome back courtois
even if chelsea win they're still 14th
lel
>>64004095
He was out of form in a few games after an injury so Mou will never ever play him again
>>64004137
If.
>>64004052
>>64004064
>>64004095
>>64004120
>>64004128
>>64004155
what part of chelsea are you all from?
>>64004120
>"He is not going on loan. We want to keep him and improve him. With the ball he has a lot of talent but sometimes doesn't make the right decisions."
isn't disciplined enough defensively.. obviously
LGTSSE:
>mouyes
>arsenal, chelsea, united and arsenal are hilariously shit this season
>relating shirt numbers to playing positions
true autism
>>64004161
Handler's my mother
Who are these no name teams?
This league is literally points fodder for us.
>>64004161
lol
>playing a balloon up front
Mou has truly lost it
>striker doesn't know how to shoot
ah.. back to normal
>>64004161
Fulham
i believe that we will win to be honest family member
>>64004199
> Leicester can unironically and justifiably call other teams points fodder
This league is fucked.
Remember when Aspie and Baba played together and we could see nice crosses from both fullbacks?
>>64004199
>5-2
Why the fuck is Leicester pronounced "Lester"?
>>64004177
dont forget arsenal
>>64004199
>can't beat hull reserves in the cup
o i am laffin
Chelsea losing yet?
ooooosssh
Because it's a made up name from archaic words and they realized it would be a pain to pronounce it properly so they arbitrarily changed the pronunciation to suit the name.
It's like Worcestershire, literally impossible to pronounce without changin the pronunciation.
>>64004248
Not yet.
lets be treal
chelsea were shit last season too
Manlets, when will they learn not to take risks so deep in their own half
>Hazard starting Bournemouth attacks
toppest of keks
what a fucking meme
>>64004271
>>64004237
Forgot the (you)
>>64004231
We're above Arsenal. Go cry in your 2nd place poverty position some more bitch.
>>64004210
>Fulham Poo
Tell me about Matic, why does he wear the mask?
Lunch time FaM
>>64004299
>unironically being this new
Would you rather be given a 100 quid right now or watch Mememouth decimate Chelsea 0-6?
>>64004282
So shit that they finished with 3 points less than the """""""""""""""""""""""Invincibles""""""""""""""""""""""" did
>>64004313
eww a mexican
>>64004313
>that fat brown hand
>>64004313
what the fuck is that famalam?
>sitting that far from the tv
Have I missed anything?
>>64004326
100
What's the line on 0-0?
>>64004326
100 quid
Chelsea fan
Easy decision
>>64004326
£100 is £100, 6-0 is priceless
>>64004326
I'll take the 6-0 please
>>64004326
Mememouth
Funny how all the "top" teams are actually dog shit, they just get carried by one good player
and it all comes crumbling down when they get injured or lose form
>>64004326
The 6 nil.
>tfw we should have beat Man U 3-0
Lucky fuckers
COURTOIS BABYEEE
what a mess this is
>>64004313
>some kind of uncooked round hot pocket
Judging by your skin color toy probably do it for nearly free
>It's a Chelsea struggle to defend against quick counters episode
Fucking hell Chelsea
if Bournemouth weren't shite that could have been bad
Why are Chelsea so fucking shit lads
Looks like a non-league game
>King
Hit it first time you spastic
Stanislas went to my school and was in my year, I don't even remember him.
>>64004326
6-0 of course
>>64004389
Should've been a goal
>>64004394
It could be in 12 months desu.
>>64004366
you didn't though did you bog mate
T E L L
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L
M E
E
A B O U T
B
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M A T I C
A
T
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C
>azpi sent out to warm up
Cahill ded lads
Looks like the defense is still shit but at least Courtois is back now
>>64004326
I just want someone to cuddle with, thanks
Can't wait to shit all over this "football" "team" next week
>>64004375
>AGAIN
>>64004366
no one cares
fuck off and make a wet spam general instead
Jesus christ THIS DEFENSE
>wingback with no 6
ree
>you now remember Chelsea fans thinking Pedro was the GOAT
>>64004395
>Lessons from the John Carver School of Football
Chelsea are unironically getting btfo by Mememouth
>>64004210
Is that the Observer?
Courtois is gonna have a great game and Chelsea will knick a cheeky late goal.
missed courtois desu
>>64004434
>being this mad
LETS GO BOURNEMOUTH
\o/ \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
We'd be top of the league if Courtois wouldn't have got injured
Fuck me, they are going to unironically play like trash against jason bourne's mouth arent they
>>64004412
Even Chelsea aren't shit enough to be relegated 4 times at the end of the season desu.
>mememouth already more shots on target
What the fuck are Chelsea even doing
They're getting torn apart by fucking mememouth
>>64004460
Chelsea are this bad.
Save >us Stones
>>64004426
>can't wait to not pass to Vardy again next week
>>64004460
their defence are three years past it
Courtois HAD to come back for this didnt he ffs
Bournemouth do this fairly often though, good first twenty minutes and then they collapse.
CAHILL NO
>>64004446
EIIOIRIERI FUCK OFF
YES IM MAD DUUR BRAINS HOLY SHIT
BRAVE GARY
>>64004422
It could be a blessing, I like Aspie-Baba as FBs
>>64004454
Nah m8. Not all of our problems stem from the weak defense. The attack has been shit too. Costa's poor positioning, hazard's dip in form and fabregas playing like shit have all contributed.
>>64004440
>The threads about him being the best buy after the one game he played well
>when you realise amerifats pronounce bournemouth as born-mouth
Iva forced to CB is a good thing
But Cahill is unbreakable
Stop being so reactionary. Chelsea just need to keep it right and hit them on the break. They're the better side.
>>64004494
Everyone knows it's bernmuth
>>64004494
Burn-muff.
if liverpool had got falcao 25% of threads on sp would be about him being a flop
>>64004454
>>64004459
>>64004468
>>64004489
>all these JFs
>>64004496
>the league winners last season using counter attack against an injury ridden just promoted team in the relegation zone
>passing to fabregas
>ever
Sub on Loftus Cheek already
>>64004504
Always the victim, it's never your fault.
>>64004484
mad as fuck
>>64004504
nah.. wouldn't leave enough space for calling Firmino, Lovren, Mitrovic, Balo etc a flop
>it's a nil-nil FT episode
>>64004504
People are bored of him being shit. Just like they got tired of Balo too.
>>64004504
I forget he exists most of the time
>>64004479
This. Chelsea will win 2-0.
>tfw put black pepper and chillie flakes in my stew
>>64004542
this
>not giving Bournemouth that advantage
FUCKING
REFBALL
>stopping there
shit ref ABM disgusting
>>64004518
That's the joke
If Chelsea lose, Mou better not flake out on the Post-Match Interview again.
>>64004536
>Mitrovic
Is Ed Azard a top 25 player?
>>64004281
post more please Macefam
>Playing long ball on 5 foot forward.
The 'special' one
>>64004573
in chelsea? sure
>>64004556
sorry friendo I don't expect much from your flag when it comes to posting in soccer threads
>>64004573
Easily m8, definitely one of the best 25 players on chelsea's roster.
the "special one" needs in-form world class players in order to win games
weird, its almost as if he's not special
Have you ever recognised one of the /sp/ halftime slags?
Chelsea sucks
>>64004573
At Chelsea? He just might be
>>64004594
Nah, but I don't know any women.
>>64004584
You should to be honest. Some of us made the right decision and started supporting based Lestah a couple of weeks ago
>>64004594
no but I went on imagefap once and whilst browsing slags came across girls I know
>>64004595
profound
>>64004281
Source ?
Bournememe are based btw, Chelsea should hire Eddie Howe
>>64004582
>>64004587
>>64004600
o i am laffin
>>64004608
Best fap ever?
>>64004588
It's weird, I was thinking about this recently. If Mourinho could teach some offensive movements and how to score Chelsea strikers wouldn't so shit this season.
Britain is pure shit, can we pls nuke this shithole and go on as a united europe? These white racists are colonialist kunts
>>64004619
Howe has been proven to be utter dogshit at clubs other than Mememouth.
See: Burnley.
This game is shit. I can't shitpost to this
>>64004595
They're literally a set piece team now.
>>64004631
He has learned from his errors and to be fair to him, he was 34 at the time.
>>64004630
>syrian ''refugees'' already set up with a house and internet in Norway
how nice it must be for you muhammed
This really is a stupid tactic, Hazard should never play centre forward
>>64004625
No naked stuff just FB pics from nights out
Some of the comments on them made me laugh so fucking much, but at the same time it made me wonder how the uploader had gotten them and if someone I knew was a prolific uploader of slags on imagefap as the guy had thousands of galleries
can't find them now though
>>64004649
>He has learned from his errors
Really?
>he was 34 at the time.
Alex Neil is 34 now.
What does AFC stand for in AFC Bournemouth?
>this Chelsea defending
>>64004680
Association Football Club.
Sunderland has the same. Which is why it's known as SAFC a lot of the time.
>>64004630
> and go on as a united europe
You're not even part of the glorious EU m8
>>64004594
Someone once posted some girl I went to school with who is apparently a reasonably well known instagram slag now.
>>64004668
>Really?
Yes really.
>Alex Neil is 34 now.
And what?
>>64004664
Considering how many people don't tweak their privacy settings, how difficult would it be for a pervert to get pictures from an account when its set to public
>>64004692
thank you
How many blocks have Chelsea made now? If bmouth score it'll be a deflection.
>>64004687
You just can't handle the philosophy
>>64004656
I don't think it's a tactic, it's just a desperate prayer hoping something good will happen.
>>64004712
we are blooter machines mate
>>64004494
>not bernie-mooth
>>64004713
Is this more embarrassing than the >Moyes crosses one?
>>64004704
I don't mean it like that, just how it came to pass that he'd stumbled onto the FB profiles of loads of my friends
>>64004717
Feels like Mouyes is just fucking around at this point hoping something good happens.
>>64004733
the moyes crossing show was one of a kind, nothing compares
CHAT
>>64004728
rare flag
>tfw mourinho sends costa out to warm up again like last time
>calls him back 5 mins before injury time
>sends in RLC
>matic
>>64004733
>tfw the crosses actually worked but people will remember that and not the horrible defending
>>64004755
CHIT
>Matic
>>64004755
MAHREZ
>>64004772
LOSE
>>64004772
CHET
>>64004746
I am serious when I think that Mourinho lost it, I don't see the logic in almost every decision this season.
It's simple, really
>Hazard has the 'POTY' tag from last year
>Difficult for Mou to just get rid of le no end product hobbit without being critized for not using last years player of the year (even though he has literally been absolutely fucking shit)
>Plays him in an awkward position so his performances will be even worse
>He has the perfect reason to permabench him by Christmas, salvage the season in 2016
He's a genius
>>64004787
STREAK
>It's a Chelsea can only score from set pieces episode.
Imagine if Hazard ends the season with 0 goals
>>64004805
But Hazard was good, Mourinho has no reason to want to sell him.
>>64004734
There are countless fb fap threads on /b/ at any given time. Although it is creepy to see someone you knew up on those sites.
fucking hell BOURNEMOUTH JUST SCORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Unironically who is Chelsea's best player this season?
>>64004836
Willian or Own Goal.
>>64004836
willian
>>64004836
Willian
>>64004821
it really did take me back a bit
especially the comments saying stuff like "wow what a tasty little slut for daddy, here comes the load!" etc.
>>64004836
Willian senpai
>>64004836
Willian
>>64004733
not even close
I thought Hazard was good
>>64004818
Good or bad doesn't matter to mou if you don't put in a shift.
What's the point of crossing it to Oscar?
>>64004836
willian.
They are in 19th place without him.
goddamn these blue losers are painfully mediocre
>>64004850
Sluts are people too famm
>>64004857
Well, time to fap again. Fucking kikes.
King is on fire right now
>>64004836
Begovic
>>64004889
>fap
>>>/reddit/
>>64004857
How can we compete with THIS?
Jesus Bournemouth can you shoot on goal.
>It's a Chelsea play like shit in a boring game but win 1-0 with a moment of individual quality episode
>>64004850
I never get this: okay you're fapping to this slut you like on a website, why the fuck do you need to leave your comments on the picture? Just fap to it rather than making lewd remarks.
>>64004808
Great film.
>>64004857
>you will never satisfy a woman like this
>>64004917
>>64004717
I guess he's just going on form right now, and assumes wasting Hazard by playing him completely out of position is still better than playing an out of form Diego Costa. I don't know if he's even heard of Traore.
>>64004934
the comment sections on porn videos never fail to make me laugh
>>64004929
a real penis wil always excite a girl more than an inanimate object
>>64004857
Did anyone ever get seriously hurt by those machines?
literally what does Oscar offer?
>>64004929
How indeed?
>>64004934
All internet comment sections are fucking retarded.
>>64004934
this
who the fuck are these perverts? Wow, so you have a hot load for this slut, keep it yourself m8, too much information.
>>64004993
t.4chan poster
>>64004968
You see it when he doesn't play, Chelsea look even worse.
>>64004968
work-rate, pressing
>grabs zouma's balls
>gets assed out
Zouma chimping out like the monkey he is
>>64005021
rollan
>>64004929
Unless the girl is using you as a masturbatory prop, an actual guy (provided that he knows what he's doing, i.e. not an ultra-virgin) will always be better.
>>64005021
I'm not falling for that blatant (you) whoring post
>>64005021
fuck you slut
>>64004973
Alright sauce.
>>64005021
not a pedo but i'm rolling anyway
>>64005021
should be 0
>>64005032
>>64005051
Macedonia btfo
>>64005021
Aight
>>64005055
Amarna Miller
>>64005048
>>64005051
>these thinly veiled rolls
>Chelshit
Fabregas NEEDS to fuck off
>>64005051
AT LEAST YOU TRIED
>>64005021
Roll
>mouyesrinho
>The """"""""""special"""""""""" one
>>64005099
This dess
Holy shit Fabregas, what the fuck happened to you la?
>>64005100
lmao
WHAT
A
GAME
>>64005021
roller
>>64005099
Fabregas is the greatest inverted attacking box-to-box playmaking outside CM in the world mate
>>64005099
Is there a more arrogant player at the moment?
post slags
Actually got a cheeky feeling Bournemouth will get something from this game
post slags pls
I'm going for two half time wanks 2hbh lads, shit game, shit thread.
I miss Mata.
>>64005147
1 >>>> the rest.
>>64005021
What the fuck is this shit?
9 pls
>>64005172
shag 3 while 2 licks my arsehole
>>64005147
1>4>2>5>6>3
>>64005021
3
>>64005172
4 is a young Peter Kay in a dress.
>>64005161
And I miss you.
dumping some brit slags
If you could replace fabregas with any player from the current epl roster, who would you choose?
>>64004326
>quid
what part of england you from m8?
>>64005225
Ag where oh
>>64005225
ozil desu
>>64005225
its just a praaank bro
>>64005021
roll
>>64005224
This is in Brazil.
>>64005225
Ulloa
>>64005225
Mata.
---Mikel--Matic
Willian----Mata--Hazard
----------Traore
>>64005225
sterling
it's not going well for Chelsea
>>64005224
It's a shame they have to cover up, some of the hottest girls I knew in uni were middle eastern, they probably only went out uncovered because they were at uni.
HALFTIME SLAGS
>>64005021
Rolling
>>64005291
They're slowly drifting into their barely winning mentality again like last season. I'd take a 1-0 victory over beautiful and eye-catching football any day.
>tfw hazard (c) on fpl
I shouldn't be here.
>Chelsea
>United
Who is the most dull?
>getting outplayed by Bournemouth at home
Would be a pretty good sign if >we could draw the might Bournemouth
>>64005378
nited, mouyes is comedy gold
>Frankenstein film
kek why?
>tfw Valencia vs Barca right after this memematch
>>64005350
The problem is it's the wrong mentality for this players, I could take it the first year (because muh little horse) and after the league was already won because they didn't care anymore but not now, Chelsea were supposed to be genuinely good now.
>>64005420
>Barcelona Football Club always wins, laughing out loud.
>>64005420
NEVILLE
E
V
I
L
L
E
>>64005233
It's bad when the chub is ranked 2nd.
>>64005420
Valencia will get BTFO, mark my words. Barça wins this on rep alone, I'm afraid
>>64005415
looks alright tbf
That slag in the back looks lonely ;_;
>Costa in
There's hope lads
>oscar out
Time for boring boring Chelsea
>>64005420
This
>>64005439
>he doesn't like chubs
baka desu senpai
THE ELEPHANT MAN
THE ELEPHANT MAN
DIEGO COSTA'S
THE ELEPHANT MAN
>>64005443
I'd be up for a proper dark re-imagining, but judging by reviews it's shit
>>64005445
She's standing next to her m8 you blind faggot, top qt though.
Gary isn't in charge of valencia today though right
Thought he was taking over after todays game for champs league midweek
>>64005445
>those licence plates
what third world country is this?
>>64005423
Anyone who watched Chelsea at the end of last season knew how they would struggle at the start of the years. The players became lazy and were only doing it to win the title which was a few games away. To do that again would take either a complete overhaul of the midfield/defensive positions or a kick up the players' backside to urge them to play.
>>64005360
you're joking right?
>>64005233
3 1 2 4
>>64005489
>IRL
I wonder
>>64005489
The east of London
>>64005313
kek one on right is m8s sister
>>64005505
3>2>1>Undead
>>64005506
u got her number bruv
>>64005505
All of these slag are high tier.
>>64005505
is 4 a ghost
I hope everyone is aware this is a huge personal defeat for Mourinho and someone will pay for forcing him to play Costa.
>>64005527
nah :(
--------------courtois----------------
Azpi-----terry----zouma------baba
-----------matic------RLC---------
willian--------kenedy----------hazard
-----------------remy--------------------
would love to see that
>>64005531
I wouldn't push bad material on the lovely goyim here
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>>64005556
Thanks m8, send jewfu.
>>64005556
2>3>5>1>4
>>64005546
Yeah, and call it the Relegating Renegades
>>64005546
Would give traore a chance
Chelsea turning the game
>>64005587
I'd have him as sub that gets switched in regulary. remy seems like the safer choice
13 Courtshite
02 Ivanoshite
05 Zoophilia
24 Cashit
06 Baba black shite
04 Fàbreshite
21 Matshit
22 Will.I.am shit
08 Oscant
17 Pedo
10 Hazshit
FUCK OFF
Nobody ever passes to Baba :(
Don't see the appeal of slags tbf
Is this match any good or should I just go get some dinner
>>64005638
They are not used to a left back like that.
>>64005556
no.5 oy vey
>>64005627
>06 Baba black shite
good post
Favourite chelsea chant lads?
>>64005664
DIEEEEGOOOO
>diego costa wide
>>64005556
That 1 man, I love big noses.
>>64005556
4>5>1>3>2
>>64005630
3>7> rest
>>64005664
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
It's by far there most experimental and creative work.
>>64005664
JOSE MOURINHO, JOSE MOURINHO
>>64005664
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
>>64005664
JOSE MOURINHO!!
Come On CHELSEA!
>>64005630
top quality posts m8
KURT ZOOMER
>>64005664
STEVE GERRARD GERRARD
I dont really understand slags to be honest. Is looking as tacky and white trash as possible a big trend in britain?
>>64005664
FABREGAS-FABREGAS-FABREGAS
FABREGAS-FABREGAS-FABREGAAAAAAS
FABREGAS-FABREGAS-FABREGAS
FABREGAS-FA-BRE-GAS
>>64005697
>Come On TEAMNAME!
I associate this more with the post-avant football cants of Arsenal.
>>64005664
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
>>64005722
That's what a slag is you silly fat nonce.
>>64005664
DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
Zouma looks like this
>375 posts
>75 minutes since match started
imagine chelsea's season if they hadn't stolen willian from spurs
imagine spurs for that matter
>>64005722
Check this fag out
>>64005756
ded game, ded board
>>64005758
Spurs would be better with Willian than Lamela that's for sure
>>64005756
>Champions of the biggest league in the world aswell
it really embarrassing how shit and boring chelsea are
No era penal
MOUYES HAS A REASON TO CRY ABOUT REFBALL CONSPIRACY NOW HAHAHAHAHA
BOURNEMOUTH WIN CONFIRMED
>>64004326
Chelsea is gonna win this, Bournemouth dying is such a sad thing.
F
REFBALL
Costa tried to win that penalty on purpose
>>64005746
>>64005759
Sorry I'm not into spray tenned chubbos in bargain bin clothes lads. Plus most of them have serious cases of british face.
>>64005694
Why do slags wear the cut jean shorts? Why do slags wear them really high up?
>>64005812
IT'S A CONSPIRACY
>>64005800
left looks nice, not slag, would waif
>>64005800
>that floor tile/wallpaper combo
Fucking disgusiting
>chelshit trying to set up a penulty
Fucking stupid Mourinho piece of shit. Kill yourself. Kill the fucking Fabregas. Kill Pedro. Kill everyone at Chelsea and then your fucking family.
I've got the money for my familys next month in this game and those bunch of idiots can't win a literally who team. Just die Chelsea, die in endless pain. I just hope that Stamford Bridge collapses and all your fans die too plus that fucking piece of crap called Hazard.
I just hope that you and all Portugal die too José. You're the cancer of this society. You're worst than ISIS.
>>64005800
Fuck. Left is wife material
>>64005819
Because its fashionable
To show off their arse
>>64005830
this tbdesu
>>64005818
>he still doesn't understand
m8 just fuck off la
>>64005423
>muh little horse
they had how many premier league and champions league winners medals in that squad the media bought the fact they where a young inexperienced team? he's a genius
wew lad, you know i think that might've struck his arm maybe!
>>64005841
but it doesn't show off their ass, in fact it makes their ass look worse
costa subbed back off before he gets sent off desu
he's no use off the bench
>>64005830
Completely agree with you, familia
>>64005830
>I've got the money for my familys next month in this game
I'm not sure I'd bother betting 12 euro, amigo.
When is Chelsea going to play good football? Chelsea fans were giving it all this about 'we'll be back, it's just a blip' well it clearly fucking ain't a blip.
>>64005859
He's no use full stop.
>>64005856
Against Chelsea? I didn't see it.
>>64005853
this is worse than the holocaust, pls stop
>have the best team in the league
>"im the special one"
easy to win when you have the best team, not so easy when it actually requires tactics and research on your opponents
>>64005886
i think its hot
Costa is going to get himself sent off
Costa red card when?
>>64005856
where else you gonna put your arm when you are sliding?
>>64005886
fuck off this game is boring as shit. Our big nosed friend is trying to help.
>vitality stadium
You cant be serious
>>64005896
That's a titi monkey with a wig. Disgusting british women.
>>64005924
its Dean court, no one calls it that
>4 games undefeated
LOL. We're back lads.
dubs and Bournemouth win
>>64005896
lads i'm going to london for 11 days next october. where do i find the fittest slags on my vacation
>>64005905
>>64005906
I miss the calm idiots like floromon kalouda and bosigwa
REminder that King has 7 goals in 103 senior apps as a striker.
>>64005946
>tfw I actually believed it
>>64005946
#swag
>>64005830
>betting on the underdog
>>64005951
draw confirmed
>>64005940
stfu isis
>>64005959
decent club called Heaven
>>64005900
so did they
>inb4 Bournemouth goal in 73rd minute
>>64005959
Just go to any club, Fabric is a safe bet
>mememouth almost bankrupted in '96
Wait wut?
>>64005961
Now this is high quality slag posting. Thank you based Milena
>>64005988
>>96
>>64005961
>Wearing makeup asleep
>>64005975
nice meme IRA
>>64005982
naa heaven has the hottest slags
>>64005962
Fucking King. Always a bit fat and playing with a injury.
>>64005886
Imagine the slagocaust. Slags rounded up into trains with the promise of free booze and a trip to London. They're taken to camps, stripped naked and forced to run off their guts from their binging lifestyle. Then in groups they're lured into little rooms labelled "tanning salon" where gas comes out of the fake tan spray machines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCacZz-OQzU
>>64005765
Hasn't got shit to do with the board, it's the match that's fucking terrible
>>64005959
Slags like that are rarer in London, go up north.
>>64005989
Milana is not a slag m8, be nice.
>>64006014
he shouldve kicked harded imo
>>64005961
Meh
>>64006007
>/sp/
>sports
>>64006007
A good plot for asexploitation horror comedy.
"""""ENGLISH"""""
"""""PREMIER"""""
"""""LEAGUE"""""
>>64006007
lmao
>>64006025
South East London is absolutely brimming with slags m8
>>64006006
He is playing amazing in the last 3 matches honestly his past is forgiven
>>64006001
>implying after a busy night out girls have the energy/soberness to remove makeup
if a girl gets anywhere near drunk she won't take off makeup when she goes to bed. esp if she's fucking someone, if a girl goes out and pulls she's not going to remove makeup before fucking and nobody is going to after are they?
>>64006007
Fat-shaming is my fetish tbqh
>>64006040
>raped by muslims every day
>not allowed to drink alcohol
wasn't even excited seeing iva in that decent position
This is so fun to watch. Chelsea are utter fucking shit.
>>64005962
English managers like fast guys regardless of any talent.
jesus christ soccer is tedious
>>64006050
Bad for your skin family
I'm glad I spent the last 90 minutes of my life watching this shit. This is the best team in the world, where two teams just forget they have to score goals and keep losing the ball with no reason.
What a level dudes. Far above any other football league in the world.
>>64006047
In live in south east m8, our slags are slightly less slaggy.
>>64006075
> fun to watch
I don't think people are appreciating the full extent of the words "Chelsea, 14th in the league, are drawing 0-0 with Bournemouth".
Any of you feeling sorry for >mouyes?
>>64006040
>Superligaen
not one """Super"""" team in the whole league?
I'm sorry... But this semen slurping sport is not for me.
See ya guys.
I didn't wake up for Man U West Ham. Was it better or worse than this?
>>64006081
Agreed
Why do you stop the play if you're not going to book him
>>64006091
Bournemouth are better than Chelsea though. It's not a terrible result
>>64006091
at SB
Oh for fucks sake
>>64006094
Nah
>>64006091
>14th drawing with 18th
Seems pretty standard.
Barcelona match can't come soon enough
>Chelsea
ahahahahaha
FUCKING
HELL
>>64006099
Midtjylland are a bit tasty tbfair
>>64006048
Well that's how he works.
I bet he got a injury incoming.
And then it's back to burgers and coke and being fat again.
>>64006004
fuck off french cunt
>>64006085
>implying these aren't slags we're talking about any slags have the long term decision making to take off make up after sex, after i've just chokefucked them
>this is literally liverpools year
>>64006128
>>64006126
Don't post like this, you make me think Chelsea conceded.
>Lelsea
>LELSEA
literally none of our players have a goal scoring instinct
holy fuck this is comical
>le slippy slidey blues
is pedro the biggest flop of the season?
>>64006099
top 5 would decimate Chelshit at this point 2bh
>Can't beat Mememouth at home
How fucked are >we against Leicester?
>>64006108
Well, I can't laugh too much. She's eating from the floor and I'm watching a Chelsea Borusnsmammth on a saturday afternoon. That's a technical draw.
>>64006161
falcao
>>64006161
Depay exists.
Imagine being a Chelsea fan and paying to watch this game in the stadium
Zooma goal 85 min
check em
>>64006156
For which team?
>>64006173
Against Lester Chelsea can afford to just park the bus.
>get up, you can't
what did he mean by this
>>64006192
Shit player shit post
>>64006186
pedro cost more and is just as shite
>>64006190
I'd do my best to enjoy the rest of my holiday to London.
reminder that chelsea are champions
reminder that chelsea are at home
to recently promoted bournemouth
15 games in
and struggling to get shots on target
Man Chelsea really are shit
Mememouth have a decimated squad and Chelsea still can't beat them at the Bridge
>It's a Matic comes nowhere near to hitting the target long shot
>Masktic
Is this considered worse than Moyes yet?
>>64006094
Kinda
>Dominating ball control, still can't score
Chelshit
>>64006217
Bournemouth are champions too dont forget
:^)
>>64006233
I think it is.
Mouyes looks like he's getting anally punished by Abramovich for every lost point.
>Pedro left Barcelona for Chelsea
Porto will literally literally win against Chelsea.
>Fabregas
>Alba
>Busquets
>Pedro
>Alves
>Suarez
Why is it that Barcelona loves players with rodent-like appearances?
Earl Grey or Chai?
Chelsea are 10 minutes away from officially having no chance of making top 4 this season unless they score
>>64006233
yes Moyes still finished top half
HAHAHAHAH ITS ALLLL OVER
RIP MAUREEN
ITS FUCKING OVER
REV UP THAT MOUYES
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>64006263
Coffee you poof.
>LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA
LEL SEA
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT
I'm loving it
EYS
>LELSEA
JUST
MEIN
SIDES
EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes EDDIE MEME >mouyes
>Pedro
>Shit being a tap-in player, his natural role
>Chelshit pays 30M for him
>Makes him play in a position where he's even worst and never played before.
mm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AYESHYEHEYSHEYSHEYESHYESHEYEYSYEYSYEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>chelshit
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Top fucking kek
CHELSHIT
JUST
FUCK
MY
CHAMPS
UP
WEW
E
W
GET MOURINHO OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could say I am surprised.
LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA LELSEA
That's such a Chelsea 2015/2016 goal to concede
CHELSHIT
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
what a tremendously enjoyable season
>mouyes
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ANOTHER LOW FOR CHELSEA
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offside classic ABC refs
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>lelsea
RELEGATION 6-POINTER
FUCK YEAR!!!!!111111
Is that Edward Norton scoring?
THANK FCK THE OFFSIDE FFAG DIDNT TOUCH IT
TACTICS EDDIE
THIS
FUCKING
SEASON
Good thing T-Bo was back uh.
(WAKE ME UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES MOUYES
>>64006380
I thought the same thing
That's not offside? I thought if the goalkeeper went past the last defender they switched who it goes by.
>lelsea are going to get relegated
tybg
it was so fucking offside as well but idgaf get fucked chelshit
>It was actually offside
How fucking bootyblasted will Mouyes be in the post-match interview?
I had just loaded up sky bet to back murray next scorer, fuckin ell
Ahahahahhhahaahahahah
>mouyes
Chelsea is the new ac milan
SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU'RE GETTING SACKED >MOUYES
>>64006414
no it wasn't
>>64006354
Our head of state is literally an Arsenal fan.
Don't know how I feel about it desu
>>64006414
It'll give him an excuse, he'll be happier
>>64006414
>mememouth benefiting from refball again
IS THIS THE GREATEST SEASON IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY?
>>64006409
Yeah, marginal though
>>64006409
If you don't interfere with play it's not offside.
>Bournemouth
>ivanovic
HAHAHAHAHH MURRAY MURRAY MURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAYMURRAY
>>64006414
He'll be rump rumbled because of the monkey's soft yellow.
>ivanovic
Hahahahahahhahahajajahjajajajw
are I fucking kidding me?! I work my ass off to pay for my cable subscription to watch Chelsea play. And this what I get!! We're losing against bouthmouth for crying out loud
Lads, i'm in ecstasy
WHAT A STRIKE FROM IVANOVIC
STRIKE OF THE SEASON DESU LADS
>>64006414
>I have nothing to say
>>64006428
No, there are so many difference between this and Milan that I don't understand how you can think so.
>>64006453
Wrong, new rules if you attempt to play the ball you are offside
>Ivanovic
HAHA IT WAS FUCKINNG OFFSIDE
>>64006447
>everyone is shit
I mean, sure it's fun, but nah.
>>64006434
It was though. Only one defender behind the ball when it was passed
Just got in from a jog how much are chelsea winning by?
JUST
>>64006414
As always he will fail to show humility in admitting it was extremely close and will self-victimise and imply an FA conspiracy to "protect his players"
>divanovic
>>64006501
Better than shitty big team wins lol
>>64006503
he was in line with Baba or Mikel whoever the black guy was there
>>64006484
I just wanted you to reply to me
But we will see
>>64006511
BIG
>>64006434
>>64006503
I'm not sure, I think Baba was on line with him
fuck that arter could have been sent off
fuck that pen that could have been
fuck that that might not have been a corner
fuck that it was probably offside
fact is that they should have dealt better with that corner
fact is that chelsea should create and score more against these teams
fact is that chelsea should deal with these teams
fact is that chelsea haven't lost to a promoted side at SB since 2004
>>64006409
It's two players so the usually don't count the keeper and just say one, but courtois was further out than the others so it's whether or not baba was behind murray
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CHELSEA
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE SMALL
The """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Special"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" One strikes again !
>Also, Pedro literally left Barcelona for Chelsea
BORN MOUTH JUST
>>64006532
I think it was essien
>>64006511
-1 m8
>>64006532
Nah the replays show his feet were offside. Not that I care, I love seeing Mouyes lose
>>64006503
Baba was playing him onside. Well maybe anyway, it was close.
>YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT MOURINHO IS LOSING TO A MANGER WHO LOST TO TACTICS TIM
>>64006474
ayy
>>64006549
Nice facebook post m8
Are you gonna share it with your friends?
>>64006539
>we will see
But there is nothing to see, Milan had a slow decline over 3 years while Chelsea went from champion to championship in a summer.
>>64006511
careful you don't slip la
just gonna drop a cheeky
>mouyes
PLEASE STOP THIS, I GENUINELY CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW IMMENSELY SATISFYING THIS IS AHAHAHAHAHH
>CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT
That wasn't even close to offside, what the fuck are you las talking about?
>0-0
Nice "sport"
>stop watching because boring
>happenings happen
T-thanks, >mouyes
>>64006569
thought it was cashley cole myself
>>64006558
That's a nice chant lad did you look that up on fanchants so you can feel less like a plastic whilst glory supporting a different big English team?
Why is Bournemouth so GOAT? I really wanted the underdog Chelsea to win.
I want to get off mr mourinho's wild ride
>>64006447
If Lester end up winning and Chelsea get relegated, yes
>That spin Sermon did for no reason
>>64006581
>doubting tactics tim
villa lost their two best players, le gillet throw man is a genius
>Diego bosta
>>64006608
That was Drogba
Remember when Jose used to do that thing of leaving the pitch early when Chelsea were winning, to act like a cunt to the other managers? Howe should do that now.
>>64006603
its not even 0-0, get shot
>majority of Bourne-meme players are limping because of cramps
>Chelsea STILL can't score
wtf lads
WILLIAN FREE KICK WHEN
>>64006620
Drop your trip and hop on another bandwagon then faggot.
>>64006603
nice cataracts
>4 added minutes
>english defenders
4 minutes for the plucky underdogs to hold on for a valiant 1-0 defeat
>>64006648
When he did start doing that? I remember him doing it against United with Real.
Is Chelsea even trying? Jesus.
>Arter
>>64006666
checked
>>64004017
cahill, from great to shit in 0.1 seconds
>>64006666
nice quads
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS THIS FUCKING SEASON
ALL THIS >MOUYES
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHA
>>64006700
cheers m8, also checked
so can we call chelsea genuine relegation candidates?
>>64006690
They are trying to get Mou fired.
>>64006648
He'd shit his pants about losing the lead late on so I don't think so
>>64006690
>is chelsea
>americans
ARE chelsea you fucking retards
KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA KAGODWA
Why isn't Drogba playing?
Dat zooma heart
>>64006734
Learn your own language
>CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT
>>64006748
they should sign him on loan in january to be perfectly honest with you family
Memes aside, what has changed from last season? Roughly same players and tactics
>inb4 exhausting pre-season
It's gotta be more than that
>>64006734
Sorry, my mom's name is Chelsea
>Chelshit fan throwing the ball at Bournemoth in rage
Today's been absolutely fantastic.
>>64006734
>Chelsea is singular
>Brits in charge of knowing English
>>64006734
Brits fail English class yet again.
>fairy tale
holy fucking shit they're beating a team in fucking 14th place it's literally nothing
If only Moyes were here.
>LELSEA
>>64006726
They've got Leicester next which they will probably lose and then Sunderland, if they lose that they literally are in a relegation fight.
>mouyes
>poopsea
jose sulking down the tunnel
>mouyes
HE TRIED TO GO INTO THE TUNNEL WITHOUT SHAKING HANDS
>>64006792
fabregas cant assisst, the wingers and midfielders lose the ball all the time and the forwards don't score. also ivanovic tunred from best to worst RB in the league within months
>>64006792
Costa has caught the Torres disease and all the other Cheslea players literally lack any of the abilities needed to score be it positioning or shooting
holy fuck Chelsea were at home, i hadn't realized!
MOUYES WOULDN'T SHAKE HOWE'S HAND KEK
DAT BUTTHURT
>8 losses
If this was FIFA I would just quit the seasom
>tfw this overshadows my team's dreadful performance
>>64006726
Yep.
>>64006807
>Chelsea refers to a collection of multiple people
>Singular
>>64006872
You'd already be sacked
>>64006887
>poonited
You're all making fun of Chelsea, you sad fat fucking virgins. HUURRRR CHEALSEEE SO SHIT LMAODFDS DUR DUR DUR
HAve you pathetic retards even looked at the table? We have 15 points from 15 games. Take that over 38 games and 38 points is EASILY enough to stay up.
>>64006792
Last season the other teams didn't know how to defend against Chelsea, now they do. It all comes tickling down from that.
>>64006896
I'm sorry but just because it is a popular way for your broadcasters to speak, it is grammatically wrong.
>>64006913
>king
chelshit are 14 fucking points off the top 4
>>64006913
Haha!
>>64006935
>>64006935
>>64006935
>mouyes thread
>>64006913
Here, have a (Kek) m8
>>64006913
poor desu
>>64006944
>americans in charge of understanding how language works
Anyone else excited for >mouyes post game interview?
mou out?
>>64006686
It became the norm in his last season at Madrid when he was depressed 24/7.
>>64006944
he's going all out
>>64006899
a company is singular, a team is singular, a family is singular, a group is singular. they all describe single entitiies. or would you say
>the football team are trying to score?
>Do you think there's enough quality in this Bornsimousht team to be out of trouble?
British media.
>Of course not dude, we're shit. We deserve to lose every game and we'll be in first division next year pretty sure.
>>64007053
This. Fucking idiots talking like they were born in a trailer
>>64007092
>Spic media
>Not utter shit with some Barca/Madrid propaganda
the title is ours boys
>people who don't speak English natively thinking it actually has grammatical rules
>>64007053
>>64007106
Take The Avengers for example.
Would you say, "The Avengers is fighting a gang of zombies robots" or "The Avengers are fighting a gang of zombie robots"?
>>64007053
>or would you say
>>the football team are trying to score?
yes I would
>>64007299
you're joking right?
The AvengerS <- this is a plural "s" it indicates a multitude of something. it's not one avenger, but at least two. therefore "the avengers ARE"
but that has literally nothing to do with it
>>64007411
>Syria unironically being in charge of english
>>64007411
Turks beating Englel TFO
>>64007444
you already used this one today, pablo.
>>64007411
It has everything to do with it actually. You'd say The Avengers are a band of super heroes and The Justice League is a band of super heroes.
When it comes to band names, football clubs or any proper noun for a group of people or things you use the one that sounds correct. There's no concrete rule.
You can say Chelsea is in a relegation battle if you prefer, but it just makes you look like a JF.
