Man Utd vs West Ham match thread 1
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MU: De Gea, Darmian, McNair, Smalling, Blind, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Mata, Fellaini, Lingard, Martial
Subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, Varela, Carrick, Pereira, Young, Memphis
WH: Adrian, Tomkins, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Song, Noble, Kouyate, Moses, Zarate, Carroll
Subs: Randolph, Jenkinson, Collins, Obiang, Oxford, Antonio, Jelavic
0-0 incoming
Manure is shit.
1-1, at least you scored.
>>63998941
>based Schmidfield + Martial and Mata
Good
>Fellaini at #10
Not so good
>>63998989
Sadly probably accurate.
based fellaini
>>63999008
if only herrera was fit ;_;
>rooney finally seems to be out for a long period of time
>herrera isn't fit
such a shame
KICKOFF when
>>63999047
55 bings
>fellaini
>payet, sakho, lanzini all injured
definite 0-0
>>63999047
3 o'clock kickoff m8
footballstreaming.info is ded, anyone got any links? What's the new site to replace it?
on a scale between 0 and 2, how many goals will we score lads?
>>63999059
>>63999082
ta lads
>>63999090
It's one striker up front with Fellaini behind, fucking guess.
>>63999122
so....5 goals?
>>63999356
Yeah sure why not
Meanwhile this is the shittiest fucking performance I can remember from Man City, even worse than when Spurs beat them. Barely fucking on the pitch.
>>63998941
>Fellaini starting over Depay
wtf is Van Gaal doing?
>>63998941
>Fellaini
90 minutes of 'oofball incoming.
>post yfw leicester are outright leaders by the end of the round
>>63999403
Yeah they look awful, they've been hammered quite a few times this season which is funny because everyone thought they'd walk the league
Feel like United have a genuine chance at winning it desu
>>63999425
How do you expect him to HOOF to anyone else but Fellaini?
It's not like any other of Manure's gameplans actually work.
>>63999432
Well the classic thing is "the team with the best defence wins the league", and this year that is us despite how fucking shit we are at scoring goals
Can't we just start some youth? Surely there's attacking midfielders, or wingers we can substitute for Fellaini (or keep mata off the wings)
>>63999425
would have loved to see a front 2 of martial and memphis and mata as a #10 tbph
>>63999444
hoofing to fellaini hasn't worked for a long time, utd barely do it any more.
it's more like passing it around pointlessly hoping to scrape a goal out of nothing
>>63999475
>utd barely do it any more.
wut
you did it against norwich
didn't work, sure. but you did it.
In b4 they couldn't do it on a windy afternoon at Stoke.
>>63999492
that's weird considering utd haven't played norwich yet this season
>>63999466
Honestly I think we're almost at the point where Varela is a starting player, just one more injury and it'll happen
What do United need in January/Summer?
I'd love an actual goalscorer. As much as I've loved Rooney over the years, he cannot produce any longer. We cannot rely on Martial solely, so I'd like a few options upfront.
Get Mata off the wings, and buy some actual pace... think that's about it. Maybe one more CB for cover.
>>63999538
A new manager.
>>63999519
Well whoever you played last weekend. Mid to bottom table EPL teams all look the same to me desu.
At this point anyone can beat anyone in the EPL. fucking awesome parity guys.
>>63999538
there have been rumours of utd getting a LB in january since shaw and rojo are out with long term injuries
as for summer:
new striker
new winger
a CM to slowly replace carrick
new CB for depth, unless mcnair can truly step up
>>63999563
leicester? fellaini didn't play then :)
unless you're thinking of PSV, then I guess utd did it a bit. fellaini totally killed the game for utd though, he was genuinely awful when he came on.
>>63999603
everyone around him was, what is he supposed to do?
Fellaini at 10
Fuck sake, this isn't a good sign, but can't do much worse than Rooney I guess. I'd have preferred to see
-------------Martial
Memphis--Mata--Lingard
>>63999603
Anybody you would prefer in those roles? I know people think buying big names isn't "Uniteds way", but I really think they're in name of world class talent now...
They need a big name. Lewandowski/Neymar for me would be something special.
>>63998941
>Fellaini starting
So hoofball from the start today then? 0-0 confirmed.
>>63999630
fellaini was truly truly shit though. before he came on utd made some decent chances that got wasted
when fellaini came on, he literally did nothing all game and utd did nothing at all
>>63999642
griezmann maybe? though I wouldn't mind someone like mane or mahrez
I just can't think of any world class players who could be available. possibly robben? though he gets injured far too much.
>>63999603
They do really need a good RW.
And another solid ball playing midfielder.
>>63999678
You know LVG is starting Fellaini so he can't be booed as usual when he's subbed on.
Hopefully the NevillesGang will take him to Valencia.
>>63999637
>Starting Memepiss
Why? He'll do his usual 10 minutes where he looks good then 50 minutes of running into defenders and passing to the other team before getting taken off.
>>63999538
We need another goal scoring option and a fast, dynamic winger. Also some cover at CB would be nice if not a marquee CB signing to accompany Smalling. Some depth in midfield, depending on Carrick, especially now Blind looks like he'll play exclusively in defence.
>>63999689
yep. I really wish we could sell off rooney but no one will take him on those wages.
funny how I laughed off rumours like cavani last summer but now I would take him in a heartbeat if it meant he replaced rooney
>mfw people forgetting United's good streak last season with Fellaini in the side
>mfw people forget Fellaini scoring vs City
>>63999726
Is there a possibility of Januzaj being recalled during the transfer window?
>>63999726
>wages
>rppney 'earns' more in 1 week than i will in 10 years
IMO we have too many workhorses/hardmen in midfield. What we need in January/Summer is a CM/AM with creativity and flair. Ronaldo is pretty much confirmed for summer so stick him on the wing or upfront and then maybe get a world class CB in. Would win the league easy.
>>63999678
stop being ridiculous, is this turning into scapegoat2013 all over again?
EVERYONE WAS SHIT. The tactics were shit. Fellaini did the same thing he does every time, and United immediately went to hoofball. Blame LVG.
>>63999723
genuinely think smalling and blind should stay as our starting CBs. apart from a few nervy performances early this season, blind has been incredible. his passing is so good.
jones, new CB, rojo and mcnair can be the depth
>>63999759
good point, forgot about him. he could rotate on the RW with a new winger. mata can rotate in the #10 position and memphis/martial/young can rotate on the left wing
>>63999765
oh I'm not blaming that result on fellaini at all, I agree everyone was pretty shit. it's just that fellaini literally did nothing when he came on, it was such a wasted sub that ruined the game.
>>63999747
so true, Fellaini as a starter at midfield was the best games from united last season. Underrated as a simple, tidy passer.
>>63999765
The team was doing alright until he came on, he brought the entire team down
In the past he's actually done a good job and helped the team win, but he was fucking liquid shit in that match.
>>63999759
I know Wilson can be recalled, not sure on Januzaj. Should have kept him in Manchester. I'd like to see Pereira get more time too
>>63999538
New manager, you can bring whatever player you want, Lang Baal will ruin him
>>63999747
Back when Utd played a 433
No idea why that got ditched. Schneiderlin as the DM with Herrera/Schweinsteiger/Fellaini as the advanced midfielders can work. Then have Memphis, Martial and Mata as the front 3.
It was only when Carrick got injured when it all fell to shit last season. Now that Utd have midfield depth, I have no idea why we haven't tried it since.
>>63998941
>Rppney out
>Still playing Mata on the right wing
How retarded are United managers?
>>63999818
so it IS turning into Scapegoat2013 all over again, thanks for the confirmation.
Fellaini, who did the same thing he does every time he's brought on, brought the team down from 0 goals to 0 goals, not LVG's hold it now hoof it tactics. Got it.
>>63999814
Oh I'm a huge Blind fan. Sometimes I feel like the only one. I think he could become a permanent CB, not just for United but for his whole career. His defensive reading of the game is top notch and he is imo one of the best passers at the club. Obviously he has weaknesses (such as pace showcased by Vardy last week), but Smalling is the perfect partner for that.
>>63999829
I don't think Pereira has the potential to be a top winger.
>>63999906
That isn't me.
I am actually dutch. (but it's not like you really care)
How do we stop all these injuries lads
Becoming a bit of a joke to be honest
>>63999885
Did you watch the match? We looked like scoring before he came on, he killed everything. He was playing in the wrong position and had a terrible game.
That doesn't make it a fucking scapegoat, I actually like him as a player, but he was terrible as a sub that night. Get over yourself.
How excited are y'all by motherfucking G Nev being appointed Valencia manager?
>>63999906
He looks like RVP and Ronaldo's lovechild
>>63999765
>hoofball
That's the problem. Sometimes Man Utd play Fellaini without hoofing the ball to him and it's okay. Him playing as the No.10 and running into the box to get onto the end of a cross is a decent tactic.
Players that need to go:
Rooney
Young
Fellaini
Valdes
Agreed?
>>64000021
>Young
For what purpose? He has been a fucking fantastic squad player ever since Van Gaal came in.
>>63999950
He was playing in the wrong position. He was terrible as a sub... by doing the same thing he always does.
Do you really not see the bullshit you are typing?
You are blaming the player for the manager's failures. You are ABSOLUTELY using him as the scapegoat for yet another feckless, completely ineffectual offensive performance from United.
>>64000056
He's getting old and he's been pretty shit this season. For a winger he's pretty terrible at crossing, he only gets like 3-5 assists a season.
Let's do this!
>>64000019
Yep, as soon as he came on they just started aimlessly hoofing it to him from their own half.
And this is 100% Fellaini's fault, according to /sp/.
Jesus, I'm not Fellaini fanboy #1 over here, far fucking from it, but these two are being ridiculous.
>>64000111
>Yep, as soon as he came on they just started aimlessly hoofing it to him from their own half
Did you watch the game? Utd barely hoofballed at all that game.
>>64000098
>For a winger he's pretty terrible at crossing
Other than Blind he's literally our best crosser right now. He's an excellent squad player. Do you even watch the games?
>starting Fellaini
Let's do nothing.
>>64000129
They hoofed it hard. What game are we talking about?
>>64000129
You are out of your mind.
>>64000073
No he was shit because he did none of the things he does well. He fucking slowed down the play, lost the ball and didn't even cunting get in the box or make runs from midfield.
He had a shit game, get over yourself.
>>64000130
He barely ever gets it on target m8.
>>64000129
The biggest problems at the problem are connecting the final pass and the pass completion rate in general.
Playing with le big man doesn't solve either of those problems.
>>64000173
He barely plays, he beats players and gets his crosses in more than any other player we have, selling him would be retarded. What part of squad player don't you understand?
Two holding midfeilders again
Good one Van Gaal
nice and fast start atm
How's the match been so far?
>>64000224
Windy.
Here we go. 30 mins of nice, attacking football, but no goal, followed by 60 mins of fuck all.
>>64000224
Utd dominant, final ball lacking
What did you expect?
>Darmian at LB
>McNair at RB
>Blind at CB
>2 holding midfielders
ffs pass it fellaini
>Fellatio
West Ham really is shit if even Fellatio can make a run like that
Fucking Fellaini
Yeah, quality from fellaini here...
>>64000249
>Utd
Whoops, I meant Manchester United. Forgot who we were playing.
FUCK. WHY DIDN'T HE PASS?
>>64000282
Fuck off you fat paki
if only darmian could cross FUCK
>>64000268
literally has to move everybody a place to the left (obviously Darmian moving round to RB) and it would look 10x better
>>64000165
Get over yourself? I might've said that to someone once, when I was 13. Let's say it again!
>Goals before Fellaini: ZERO
>Goals after Fellaini: ZERO
>Seasons that are 100% Marrow Wine Filet Knee's fault according to this faggot: TWO (2013-14, 2015-16).
Stupid Belgians!
>>63999603
post feet
So, Darmian is now the white valencia, right?
He's been fucking dreadful in all areas after his first few games... not seen a single good cross from the lad.
>>64000347
Fuck off you fat paki
I only hope they can prove they can play better without Rooney in the team. That fat ugly cunt needs to go.
>Darmian
*sigh*
>>64000357
>>Goals before Fellaini: ZERO
>>Goals after Fellaini: ZERO
are you genuinely retarded
do you think football is that simple
>>64000347
as I was saying about the defensive positions earlier. Right footer at LB and a weak left footer at that.
Leicester back on top
McNightmare showing Darmian how to cross
>>64000388
In this instance? Absolutely.
And again, if it killed the game, who brought him on?
>>63999678
You can only think of Griezmann? Or don't you think United can attract world class right now?
>>64000357
Fuck you are genuinely retarded, I'm sorry.
That fuckng flag I swear.
>>64000398
>chatting shit
>>64000408
So you think a players performance is entirely the managers fault?
If someone gets sent off, it's the managers fault he made that foul, yeah?
Christ
>>64000363
>Tfw picked Hart instead of Butland
>>64000421
everyone else I can think of doesn't seem to be available or are already happy at their clubs
unless we go full muppet and splash £100m on muller or something
>>64000419
>This playing players way out of their positions is not a philosophy.
It is at Bayern where Pep is advancing his possession style with really fluid positioning of players and how the shape can change drastically during a game.
Where the FUCK is the defensive pace? How slow is Darmian, fuck me...
>>64000432
Did Fellaini get sent off? Apples to oranges. Something someone does when they have no valid argument.
Blaming the entire result on one player who came on for 20 minutes, that's the intelligent 'hot take!'
>>64000453
Bernardo Silva at Monaco has a 30m release clause.
>>64000491
He's normally lightning fast, probably just switched off
>>64000421
Bale is possible i think.
He seems unhappy at Halal
>>64000453
We're getting Ronaldo, deal with it. He'll cost £80mill and is already on the decline.
>>64000495
Please tell me who's blaming the result on Fellaini? People are simply saying he was utter shit when he came on and suddenly you're on some massive tirade with Fellaini's cock in your mouth.
I thought McNair was a striker? Or am I thinking another Mc{Something} in the Utd youth system who is?
>>64000512
But literally everyone associated with Halal seems unhappy with Halal
>>64000419
The thing I think to myself every week when I see line ups like this, and I'm including things like Martial on LW or Mata on RW or fucking Young as a LB, which admittedly, he did ok at, is if I and millions of other spectators can see what the best solution is then why doesn't he at least try playing the best players in their best positions at least once?
Fuck trying to fit all the high profile players into the team every week, just try playing a proper team!
>>64000528
maybe you're thinking of brian mcclair?
>>64000512
Don't rate him myself these days. His last seasons at Spurs, and his first season at Madrid he was world class, but now he's fallen off (could be madrid or his teammates)
>>64000528
Not even sure who you are talking about. McNair was an attacking midfielder at first, then switched to defence.
We had two Keane brothers, one a defender and one a striker, maybe that confused you.
>Tfw Martial will never score again
>>64000483
it's different with forward players who can all just rotate around without causing much damage but when you're playing all the defender's out of position who, traditionally, aren't always the best ball players then you're leaving yourself open to mistakes more.
>>64000589
>tfw LVG ruined him like he ruined di maria
;_; sorry france
That block tho
>>64000601
No, Pep famously does it with the entire team, playing only central midfielders, turning defenders into midfielders, etc.
>>64000549
>>64000567
I'm probably just thinking of someone else entirely. Never mind.
>>64000519
So now you can't even remember your own arguments eh?
>We looked like scoring before he came on, he killed everything
>he killed everything
Pic related, it's you.
"United would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that damned Belgian ogre!"
>>64000616
haha yes indeed, in fact every press conference he does I'm more convinced he's been bribed to fuck the whole club up as slyly as possible.
>>64000644
But he did, there's literally nothing wrong with that statement.
Utd actually playing *somewhat* attacking football? I'm in shock.
Won't last I suspect.
>>64000628
I know that but what I was trying to say was playing a defender as a midfielder isn't as horrible as trying to play a manlet midfielder like Blind at CB who will get roasted by say Andy Carroll. At least if you fuck up in midfield you've got your defence behind you. Man Utd just have a cluster fuck of defenders back there (apart from based Smalling).
BASED SMALLING
Smalling has to be one of the top 5 CBs in world football atm.
>>64000716
Putting manlet ball playing midfielders at CB is Pep's fucking trademark, you don't know what you are talking about
>spend 105% of the time in possession
>West Ham only get 2 chances
>nearly score with both of them
jesus christ
>>64000601
It isn't just forwards, for example watch how David Alaba plays. He's all over the field quite literally.
goal post da real mvp
What the fuck is happening?
Why is Darmian playing so poorly?
W E W L A D
>>64000746
Is this the first football game you ahve ever watched?
That is the normal pattern when any possession based side plays a lesser side. EVERY FUCKING GAME THAT HAS EVER HAD THAT MATCH UP EVER.
>>64000730
He is brilliant at defending but terrible on the ball. Incomplete player.
Squeaky bum time, lads
How the fuck is this united-team so far up on the table.
>Keep posession all game
>Opponent has a few chances
>Inevitably score
>Park the bus
>United lose or scrappy 1-1
Calling it. It's just the obvious choice this season.
>>64000810
No it's not.
>play well for about 20 minutes but fuck up the final ball constantly
>step off and let the opposition back in it
every game
>>64000803
You mean like Bayern and Barca? I'm not so sure.
>>64000813
Ridiculously consistent, barely let any goals in. Hardest team to score against (or even get the ball from), but not that much of a threat.
>>64000739
who? Mascherano yeah, but it didn't fucking matter for the most part playing for Barca as the oppositon never got near their goal. I don't recall any of his other CBs being manlets.
>no one can cross
>when a half decent cross finally goes in no one knows what the fuck to do with it
>le cross from left team
>>64000419
There's a misconception that to win in football, you need to somehow 'outsmart' the opponent tactically.
The principles of 'what beats what' have already been estabilished long ago. If you don't follow them and still win, you're not a genius - you're just lucky.
>leeds fans
>pies thrown on the pitch
>"Sit down and eat your pies"
>>64000827
>>64000841
Well yeah, that depends on the quality of the possession based side, but it will always be 10x harder for that side to score than the other one. It's the fucking basics of counterattack football.
How many more fouls until Song gets booked?
>>64000809
name 5 better CBs
>Darmian
wew lad
This team literally cannot attack without Herrera
>Fellaini
Dirty bastard
wtf is Fellaini doing
Thats a red
>>64000914
Silva
Ramos
Varane
Godin
Benatia
>One that Tompkins very very much feeled
>>64000841
Pep's glorious Barca lost to a counter attacking Bayern team (though unlike most people think, Heynckes' Bayern wasn't a counter attack team, they just counter attacked in that team because they knew even they couldn't keep majority of possession against Barcelona). I think Mourinho lost most of his games with RM against Barca, but he won at least one and his RM was a counter attacking side.
Last year Pep's possession Buyern lost to Enrique's Barcelona. Barcelona still obviously is a possession team, but the biggest change Enrique made is that they're now a lot faster when there is an opportunity for a counter attack and they don't slow down and try to play from possession if they see an opportunity to counter attack. Rakitic especially was tremendous last year for this, he distributed the ball quickly to the trident when they had counter attack chances.
COME ON YOU IRONS
>Rooney
Stuffing his face as per usual. Fat bastard.
fat bastard eating sweets
FUCK OFF ROONEY YOU FAT FUCK
>Rooney eating candy
Fucking bum
>>64000995
Of course but we're not talking about world class teams here we're talking about posession-based teams playing inferior teams. Not world class posession-based teams playing world-class counter-attacking teams.
>>64000991
>Ramos
>Varane
>Benatia
lmao
silva is debatable too, don't watch enough of godin
>>64000914
Pique
Thiago Silva
Sokratis
Boateng
Bonucci
>>64000995
Those 2 games were purely won on standard situations.
lads, could I bother one of you to send me the link for a decent stream of this game?
appreciate it, i would do it if you were asking.
thanks in advance
have we created anything since the martial chance
>>64001082
r/soccerstreams
I know, I mentioned reddit, it's a travesty
>>64001082
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3vjh8n/match_thread_manchester_united_vs_west_ham_united/
>>64001109
>>64001109
Here is the link if you have no idea how to browse leddit and don't want to like me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3vjh8n/match_thread_manchester_united_vs_west_ham_united/
>>64001094
arent you watching from the bench?
>>64001125
kill myself
>>64001034
Didn't Barca lose to Celta Vigo 4-1 this year? Counter attacking team. Barca still has the problem they had with Pep, center backs are slow and sometimes get exposed, especially in counter attacks.
Once again, 20 minutes into the game I feel like turning off... I just cannot enjoy this football any longer.
>>64001109
>>64001110
NORMIES
GET
OUT
>West Ham have already hit the post twice
>Game is at Old Trafford
Are Manchester United, dare I say it, finished?
>>64001094
have you stopped bitching since the martial chance
>Darmian, Blind, Smalling, McNair
>RB at LB, DM at CB, an actual CB, CB at RB
>>64001160
gr8 mem
>>64001155
it's 35 minutes in tho
>>64001161
inevitable offside winner in stoppage time
Dutch commentator "both teams are playing very english today"
Kek
>>64001181
>feelosofy
if rooney loves toffees so much maybe he should fuck off to everton
>>64001155
First 15 minutes or so was pretty good.
>>64001094
you gonna post feet soon
somebody hit it jesus christ
Remember when Jones took corners?
Top fucking kek, United.
refball desu
That's a red.
bastian got lucky there
>>64001340
Fucking cunt
>Blind
I'm done. Turning off now. This is a fucking circus act.
This entire match is fucking atrocious
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>>64001340
>Fellaini fouled in the box
>No pen
>Bastian punches Reid
>No card
This ref is literally retarded
should have been a pen tbf
He just lifted his arm slightly, Reid dived
>>64001384
exaggerated, still foul
west ham play to fall over it's disgusting
We're missing Rooney. That's right: we.
>>64001340
>>64001384
>>64001358
Dunno, he just did the same as Reid minus the dive at the end.
>schneiderlin injured
I give up
Carrick can at least pass forward
What is going on?
Has Van Gaal lost it?
>subbing 2 mins before half time
>CDM for CDM
Fuck this
this is boring
>>64001426
he walked off smiling you fucking div
>>64001110
>>64001140
thanks but the first 5 i clicked on didn't work and the 6th completely shut down my computer, first time that's ever happened. everything just froze and wouldn't work after that so i had to unplug and start again
>>64001453
He looked injured, not badly but injured still
>>64001436
Carrick and Schweinsteiger are the two best readers of the game, when one is defensive the other one plays more attacking, they are good toegether
le tactical genius subbing a player off before halftime le
>>64001477
good job helping FBI whoever replied to this bait
>>64001477
use acestream
>giroud scoring for sunderland
United playing the most boring, drab footy in the league rn.
>>64001480
If he'd brought someone like Pereira on I wouldn't be so mad. It's just always so negative.
>>64001545
FUCK OFF JOSH
Start posting your half time slags early, pls. I'm bored.
>Arselel
>>64001545
Still a goal away from going top
>>64001459
>Players are now pretending to be injured so they don't have to play all game
>>64001545
the sad thing is this game is more entertaining than the usual utd game
>>64001572
I used to do that but the hotpocketta men don't like it and I don't want to get banned
>>64001582
Leicester are winning
>>64001545
>>64001571
>dem West Indies bantz
>>64001181
>player can only play at one position
Slags?
HALF TIME JUKEBOX
What are ya listening to, lads?
Actually fucked a belly girl with cow tits.
It was so amazing.
>>64001615
Oh whoops
what's with all the american baldness adverts
>>64001571
no
>>64001582
>mfw van laal keeps getting results
>>64001654
Darude - Sandstorm
>>64001683
insecurity
>>64001654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
>>64001524
do i have to register? says i need a login etc.
>4 loss city
Am I, dare I say, rare?
West Ham should be 3-0 up
>>64001733
You have to download their player. I dunno, that always seemed really suspect to me. But people swear by it so what do I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwTrsDcX1gA
This
is it called theatre of dreams because all the fans end up falling asleep and dreaming while watching utd
Will Depay get a chance in the 2nd half?
>>64001748
Nobody cares
this game is ass, im out
>no slags
>>64001761
for fuck sake
SOMEONE POST THEIR STREAM literally copy and paste it here, it'll take 2 seconds
Adam Rppney has more goals than Wayne.
>>64001821
will come on in the 60th minute
>>64001843
www.stream.com
>Tfw another 18 months of this before LVG fucks off
>bayern losing 3-0 right now
> you will never play for Lothian Thistle Hutchinson Vale FC.
>>64001860
I have more goals than Messi in my 5-a-side league, what's your point?
>>64001843
Are you incapable of using google?
>>64001942
yes
now post your stream you fucking faggot
>>64001913
>Real actually scoring 4 in the first half
>Man utd playing shite
>based invincible seagulls about to lose their unbeaten record
Feels fucking terrible man
>>64001930
that you don't play in a pro league
whereas adam rooney, wayne rooney and lionel messi do
also that messi > a rooney > w rooney in terms of current football ability
>>64001987
Everyone is just using streams from that list on leddit, just go through them til you find one that works like every fucking one else had to.
Posting stream URLs is just asking to get them taken down
varela!
quite hyped about him tbph
>Varela in
lol this is audacious
Literally who?
>>64001733
you don't
you just download the acestream player
then enter an acestream link in your browser
it's bloody easy
Here's the girl I fucked.
>wasting a sub on Varela at this stage
>only 1 sub left after 45 mins
Van Gaal getting fired when?
LvG knows when they're ready it seems.
>who? on before Memepiss
kekd
>>64002046
moyes' first utd signing
went on loan to real madrid castilla and did pretty well there
>>64002060
I probably would
>>64002024
>Scottish football
>Pro league
Hope they enjoy the Euros
LvG is a joke
Varela's been quality for me in PES desu
>>64002072
Right now Memphis doesn't even look like he wants to be a footballer when he plays
>>64002071
>"He's not even in position - welcome to the PL" tho.
>>64002060
She that fat she's wearing a bin bag round her waist?
literally why am I watching this
tfw no pikachu gf
PASS THE FUCKING BALL FELLAINI YOU MASSIVE AFRO HEADED CUNT!
If only this daft cunt fellain could pass... truly and utterly clueless. That's two fucking chances gone to waste because of him.
>>64002132
It was well defended
Another solid 15 minutes with little to no chances, before they fuck it all up
>>64002147
At least he's brought the ball down well this game.
>>64002132
If he were able to do a full turn he'd been alone in front of the goal.
>>64002124
>girl
>>64002124
>gf
Keep in mind West Ham slaughtered the rest of the big teams away from home
Still >we should be playing so much better
>>64002089
what's the national team got to do with the league?
the EPL is one of the best leagues in the world, but the national team isn't even top 30
>>64002060
hnghhhhhhhhhh those tits are nice
>>64002176
they are without some key players like payet though
>>64002172
Even better
>Schneiderlin and McNair are off but Fellaini is still our primary striker
>>64002148
no it wasn't, he had fucking bags of space and bags of time, the pass was so obvious all he had to do was nudge the ball to the side (or have some balls and turn the defender leaving himself with a 1-on-1)
what does he do instead? dithers, wastes time, then plays a weak pass straight to the defender
awful, awful stuff
very poor
>>64002199
grower not shower tier
>>64002177
>Le this is bait.jpg
>>64002199
looks about the same as mine flaccid
i'm just under 7 hard
>>63999563
Norwich are literally the only team in the PL to play in yellow and green you clueless faggot
>>64002199
>Australia
>>64002220
it's really not
also wayne rooney is fucking shit and wouldn't start for scotland
and i say this as a die hard english manchester united fan
>all those slide tackles
>me when I play fifa
>>64002232
>tfw been fat most of my life
>lost a bunch of weight
>turns out i have a 7 incher
holy fuck
>Zarate
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
WEW!
They're even worse than Utd.
>park the bus
>united cannot break it down
Same shit all season. When will this club actually become a big figure in the League+Europe again? When will they be an attacking, feared side again?
>zaratty
>>64002263
Why does liking Die Hard have to do with anything?
>Zarate
>West Ham finishing
Jesus christ lads.
>manure
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
This is shite
0-0 Calling it now
Fucking dreadful miss
we've been so fucking lucky in this game
Can't they learn from West Ham's defense?
Shamefurr
>Zaratit
lads what the fuck is up with memphis?
he's supposed to be our bale/ronaldo/di maria yet he's being displaced by a very average and nowhere near ready lingard instead....
I hope we lose, and fuck up the season from this, then fall out of CL.
Club needs a shake up. Cannot continue to play like this, at home, against West Ham...
Is Martial still on the pitch?
>le hoof it to fellaini man
>he's supposed to be our bale/ronaldo/di maria
that's the problem, we're expecting too much for a young player in a new league
>>64002351
10/10 fan here
Kill yourself, go support shitty or something
>>64002378
are you trying to defend THIS performance?
FUG
wilson scores for brighton btw
AH FFS FELLAINI
>Fellaini
LITERALLY FUCKING HOW?! HOW DO YOU MISS THAT?!
>>64002341
He's not had a fair chance to show himself.
Which is fucking retarded because Van Gaal already worked with him at the 2014 World Cup.
>>64002369
i agree, we need to give him time to develop before we sell him to a big club.
>fellelni
> Fellaini fucking up again
I'm sensing a pattern here
>>64002116
Like I said flam, she's a belly girl so she had a belly on her but damn her tits are the biggest I've ever seen in person.
>>64002179
Mate, my dick never felt so strong when I was feeling them.
>Fellashit
>>64002378
>I can't show entitlement
>I have to watch the club I love play like this
Ok man.
>FOOLAINI
LOL
>Utd actually playing on the counter attack
HOW IS SONG NOT BOOKED YET?!
FUCK THIS REFBALL I'M GOING HOME!
>>64002412
Quite jealous since I'm a >boobs guy
no card wtf
Freekick, cleared
stop bullying fellaini pls
we love him :3
>Varelel
Bust
>>64002398
We're fucking 3rd on goal difference in the league m8, only one single player has scored at Old Trafford, best defence in the league.
Just because the attacking part isn't working AT ALL, no reason to throw a tantrum and start wanting the club to fail.
>it's a Clattenberg is a shit ref episode
>Martial can beat 5+ players
>Lingard cannot 1v1
The cunt is a flop. Made of paper, flops and gets bullied too easily. Put him on some weight training.
>>64002412
>her tits are the biggest I've ever seen in person
big tits are shit when they're 95% fat
>Song not getting booked for that
Yfw you realize that Van Gaal is slowly turning into the new Brendan Rodgers.
i actually feel sorry for martial
he's way too good to be playing in this shitty defensive system
he should be playing for the likes of barcelona and he'd be putting suarez or neymar on the bench
>>64002401
Fucking based, Brighton are my 2nd team. Hope we can get another and protect the invincible status.
>>64002494
rooney confirmed to slip and then retire
>>64002463
desu I'm not even even the first guy you replied to, I don't even support United but this is dire
>>64002468
He's the sort of player we ship out to Sunderland in a couple of years.
This shit is fucking unwatchable.
How are the fans not revolting yet?
I would have expected torches being lit in the stands at this stage.
>>64002506
>putting Suarez or Neymar on the bench
That delusion
>>64002551
there have already been signs of unrest
constant chants of 'attack attack attack', boos at full time against PSV
>>64002529
Well I agree with you there. Calling out an entitled cunt whining like a babby doesn't mean you have to defend how poor Manchester Utd's attacking play has been this game
That said, that was actually good just then
>>64002506
Here's your reply Nigel
>>64002551
>torches being lit
People turning the torch on their smartphones on more like
thought that went in ;_;
>>64002477
I didn't even give a fuck man. I just wanted to watch those tits wobble around when I fucked her.
She wasn't even a super hambeast. She just had a bit of a belly on her.
Does Van Laal hate Giggs? He always looks like he wants to smack him.
>>64002551
Because anything is better than >Moyes
How many nil-nils is it this season? 8? 12? 41? Throw a number at me.
>mahrez hattrick
>tfw didn't captain him
Good performance compared to the last few games t b h.
>>64002601
0-0
>>64002586
how firm were they? like tits that big obviously have to sag at least a bit but how much did they sag?
>>64002565
eh..... he's comfortably better than both of them, are you fucking blind? in 2-3 years he'll eclipse messi too
I can see how viable fellaini is, aerial control, and bring the long balls down, controls play and helps attacks... but that's it.
We should have a fucking striker doing this job, playing his back to the goal, controlling those high balls, and attacking with them... not a 7ft mong who can only flail and has zero creativity or awareness.
manu will either lose or draw, west ham players are untouchable, they do what they want and the ref won't give a shit
>gets ball inside the box
>turns and passes the ball back behind outside the box
>lose possession
Here guys I made a summary of Lingard's day
>>64002625
it's better, but the final ball is lacking once again
no rooney helps, can't wait for herrera to come back
Mark Clattenburg cunt, it's always the same
>this Utd
I am upset
20 mins left... please sub somebody on.
>>64002650
You got me the first time, it's not happening again.
I fancy Shweini a CAM to be quite honest with you family.
>>64002634
They sagged a bit but they were still nice to look at. I cannot tell you how amazing they felt. They were squishier than "bags of sand"
Never thought I'd fuck her though. Known her since I was 18 and wanted to fuck her for time.
>Fellaini is going to play 90 minutes today
>that schweini hug
sorry I'm late
you may commence with the goals
Martial has glue on his boots I Swear
MARTIAL JUST FUCKING SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
FUCKING SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>64002625
still can't do shit in front of goal
>you'll never hugged by Scheweini
Why live
>>64002707
>Schweinsteiger will never hug you from behind like that
Why live
C'mon Memepiss
>>64002698
good job man
maybe I'll get to experience huge tits in real life one day too
>Taking Baestian off
There goes our midfield, time to get dominated for the last 20 minutes.
>>64002720
The thing about Martial is he always tries to walk it in
>>64002742
Thanks man. Trying to make her a fuckbuddy for now. I hope you're blessed with fucking a big tit gyal.
Who was our last good number 7? Ronaldo?
>>64002781
Yep
>>64002781
michael owen m8
I'm gonna turn this shit off again.
>>64002750
Probably get bollocked off mr.louis... some players want to hit it and always refrain.
I think I saw him shoot on the edge of the box earlier, first time all season.
AARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKS SAKE SCORE YOU CUNTS!
>>64002804
No it's just how he's always played.
muh phil0s0phy
United truly are the new Arsenal.
>>64002859
without the flair or skill
>Depay running
Fuck me, first time he's looked hungry all season.
And we're REALLY missing Herrera. Nobody has made a crucial pass all game today.
this is insufferable
>Song Off
Good. This is United's chance.
>>64002867
Same impotence in front of goal though.
>>64002064
Soon i hope
god i feel ashamed for this arrogant fuck
"hahaha alex song, the funny thing about him is that he didn't get booked! hahahahaha what a lad. he came close a few times hehehehe"
Fuck off. Blatant fucking cheating. Should have been down to 10 and the points would have been wrapped up. Fucking cunts.
Jesus fuck, I'm ABU and this is unwatchable. Why are they so boring?
>four 0-0 games in the last eight
christ
>>64002903
>not understanding the Philosophy
LVG = Liverpool undercoVer aGent
>Van Gaal just sitting on the bench mouth breating
>le 1-0 win or 0-0 draw man
What a kekclub.
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!
Fuck it. Fuck this sport
SO CLOSE FFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Fellaini's shittiness rubbed off onto Martial
just
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
MEMPHIS IS BACK
I'm ripping out hair at this point
>losing to west ham
embarrassing la
Kill me
This is terrible
More of that pls Memp
>depay finally does something great
>martial fucks it
hmm
>17 shots
>1 on target
just need 1 more off target shot and the memes will come
West Ham's gameplan
>Foul Martial
>Don't get booked
>Repeat
>£80 million
>Marshit
SOMEONE AT LEAST HIT THE FUCKING TARGET
>>64002781
suarez
Fucking based Memephis
Just get it on target lads, Adrian is known for his fuck ups.
Memepissed off
Jesus Memphis be our savior
memphis has been brill
I'm done. Out of the entire squad, not one single player can fucking shoot. It's fucking sickening.
Don't they practice scoring/shooting in training? Every shot mimics some non-league amateur shite. Hit as hard as you can and see what happens.
>it's been nothing rocket science based
Who the fuck is this colour commentator
Varella looks like he's got some quality on him
>Divebel
>United start playing in last10 minutes
Why they always do this?
Why do we have to chant attack to make Martial go vroom into box and shoot goal :^(
>a good nil-nil
>united drawing at home to WH
Alright lad, show more bias.
memepiss literally the only player on the pitch aside from martial who is there to play football
>>64003067
I bet you said the same about Januzaj
>>64003079
I think he meant in terms of entertainment
how much did West Ham pay the ref lads?
>>64003079
this desu wtf is he on about
>united have scored the same amount today as jamie vardy
not bad desu
>>64003074
this
Fuck off Cuntenburg you prick
We're going to concede from this aren't we.
top carrick
>>64003105
it isn't entertaining,
I'm absolutely sick of the discrimination big boys like myself and Fellaini suffer week in week out. Every game about 5 or 6 fouls against us go unpunished just because we're stronger than the opposition. Football is a game for men not boys yet certain players seem to be penalised regularly for their athleticism.
What's /sp/ eating right now?
>>64003105
If it was relegation fodder, sure, not actual title challengers.
>>64003150
I think your cake is mouldy m8
HEEM SLEEPY?
>>64003150
not sure if i'm shocked that an american is eating high calorie low nutrition food, or your not eating black cock
>>64003150
Ur mom
>>64003150
Could do with a bit of cake right now to be honest family
>>64003177
Well the cake is the right colour I guess
>484 posts
>33 IPs
nice "community"
how tf does Reid go from scoring deflected own goals, to becoming the most crucial component to the Irons squad.
Antonio is so shit.
HOOF THE FUCKING BALL UP THERE YOU CUNTS!
>>64003222(You)
>>64003222
33 images, you nonce
>>64003177
At least I can afford food. Britfags literally have to ration food from the supermarket because they're poor
>3 minutes
Fucking ABU ref
NLY 3 MINS AFTER AL THAT TIME WASTING
FUCK OFF CUNTINGBURG
muh philosophy proven to be strong once again.
gg
see you tuesday
>>64003222
Just hover your mouse over those numbers and they'll tell you what they mean.
>9 matches
>5 draws
I can't take any more of this boring shit, i'm turning it off.
>>64003270
>ration
>from supermarkets
not sure if you understand how capitalism works, thought you loved that freedom shit over the pond?
Oh look, the striker playing deep RW because we have no competent players or actual wingers to play that role.
>United haven't lead a game in 487 minutes
>utd can't win
>time to blame the refs
Never change United fans
we're out of the CL aren't we
Van Gaal OUT!
>>64003326
I know you're bantering mate but theres 1 minute left.
Imagine literally PAYING to watch this trash football
Kek
KEK
I don't think this semen slurping manager is for me guys
>>64003146
you're a big boy
>>64003368
Match is finished, 0-0
Fucking shit
>still on match thread 1
says it all really
>>64003342
>that flag
Did you even watch the game?
>>64003362
Most likely
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64003362
you're the worst type of fan
>>64003362
Don't worry, there's always the Europa league
>Those boos
Good.
>Arse above Utd. now
fuck van gaal, seriously
Should've won, but I'll guess 1 point is alright away from home
>>64003362
>tfw 0-0 away to Wolfsburg but CSKA win
>>64003342
literally who?
>Never change United fans
back to r/soccer
How embarrassing. It's fucking West Ham.
missed sitters by player
>Fellaini
5
>Martial, Lingard
2
>Depay, Smalling
1
quality absolute quality
>West Ham create a chance from a counter
Wow, such a good play
>United win possession with a good chance againts parking bus team
Wow, what a boring team
FUCKING BOBBY ZAMORA GET IN
AND THE FUCKING JEW TOO
YESSSSS UNBEATABLE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
>>64003340
>making statistics up
>>64003436
a payet-less west ham too
>>64003420
What can you do if every fucking team parks the bus on you?
>20 shots, 1 or target
kill me
>>64003398
>that flag
Yes matey. Clatty is always shit, but he isn't the reason United are awful and can't win.
>>64003386
i pay £1250 for the full SKY and BT HD packages and an additional £865 for my season ticket.
My travel costs from London are around £2000 per year too.
im surprised there's no bog sim shitposting in this thread
>I don't know what we have to do to win. I thought we played well.
Are you fucking serious, Van Gaal?
>>64003436
yall still did better than arsenal, liverpool and city tho
>>64003436
To be fair they beat all the other "top" teams away from home.
>>64003457
how about find a way to combat that tactic? teams have been doing it to us for ages and we still don't know what the fuck to do
I'm just so sick of this shit
>>64003457
The same thing every other big team does: suffocate them and actually play to score
>10 shots wide
>>64003436
Reminder that West Ham already comprehensively outplayed Arsenal at the Etihad UAE Emirates stadium.
>Wilson scored more goals today than the entire Manchester United football club put together
Literally why has he never been given a chance by LVG?
>>64003466
Good lord flam.
>>64003480
>>64003482
Man Utd should've scored at least a fucking goal for christ sake. Fucking phulosophy
>>64003447
It was shit, it has been shit for a while and it will continue to be shit as long as Van Gaal is there.
>20 shots, 1 on target
>blaming LVG for this
Fuck off and blame these stupid players for not shooting on target more
Also Lingard is early 20s tell him to get in the fucking weight room even 18 year olds look stronger than him
>>64003515
Look on the bright side we could be Manchester City
>>64003420
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>>64003466
lel u rich m8? rich cunt lol. lots of money yes. hahaha.
>>64003531
Yeah you're right mate. Hope you have a good evening mate. xxx
>>63998989
alright lads you can all congratulate me now
>>64003466
just get a black box and pay a fraction of the price for all that shit
>>64003150
Just a light breakfast fAm
If only there was an available top manager who could immediately improve us
The problem is we play the same fucking formation and tactics every single week. Doesn't matter if it's Manchester City or Luton Town we're playing against it's the same gameplan every week. LVG has no plan B (unless you call hoofball to Fellaini a plan).
>>64003526
It's not just as easy as shoot well. Some chances are harder than others to score from.
Honestly? We looked better today. Terrible finishing cost the game.
No Rooney gives us more fluidity.
>>64003586
Klopp is taken man
Manchester United's last six home games: 0-0, 0-0, 1-0, 2-0, 0-0, 0-0.
That was an abysmal 90 minutes. Gonna have a wank to cheer myself up
Man Utd were pretty good today. Even had a few chances toward the end.
who /finals/ here?
>failed a course
>repeating it now
>if i fail it again, I'm kicked out of my program (max 2 fails allowed per course)
>have two finals on that day
>>64003614
But that just makes you feel bad.
>>64003610
that's genuinely insane. what the actual fuck
>>64003610
O_O
>tfWolfsburg knock Wtd into the Yuropa league
If we get knocked out of the CL, should LVG get sacked?
>>64003645
not me but good luck
>>64003736
Probably, the new chairman has invested heavily and he has not had the results he's been looking for I think.
>>64003736
The shit football is alright if he's getting results, at this point the team plays a shitty boring style, scores no goals, and doesn't even win.
>>64003736
LVG has been given 2 summers, like £250m and Utd look awful.
The team honestly isn't that bad, under a new manager it would look brilliant. LVG just isn't the right guy to take Utd forward.
He's done well stabilising the defence and fixing all the post-Fergie problems, but it's time to move on.
With how shite the other title challengers look, United could be creaming this league but unfortunately we look just as shite as the others. But at least the others get to see goals and exciting games. We're just fucking shit.
>>64003854
p-please come back fergie :(
I kinda miss RVP desu
>>64004236
I miss pretty much everything
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