OFFICIAL STOKELONA VS MAN SHITTY MATCHTHREAD #2
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ARMEMETOVIC AND MEMJAN STYLING ALL OVER SHITTY
stoke should genuinely be winning 4-0
test
ive been e-dating a geordie for 2 months
anything i should know?
Who /stoke/ here?
COLD
SATURDAY
LUNCHTIME
IN
STOKE
>>63998331
here
>>63998319
back to swansea for 6m when?
>>the City of Manchester
/sp/ is alive desu
city look absolutely awful right now
Klopp will take over at Stoke 2016 because winning the league with Liverpool was just too easy.
oh fuck off stoke, hahaha you twats actually have to live in stoke hahahaha
enjoy your shitty win while we win the title I guess :/
>>63998327
I went to uni in Newcastle and it was great tbqh
Someone post that wind assist webm.
In case you guys are wondering how we are related. We both share the same great grandparents from my dad's side. I'm pure Serb though, unlike him.
>>63998327
she's probably nothing like a regular geordie if she's into ldrs
>>63998327
Wear a rubber dude.
do bluemoon have match threads on their forums?
Demichelis is fucking ruined
>de gay
>>63998327
She's prob been fucking around behind your internet back.
I still regret killing Paladin Danse.
:'(
>Leicester will go top again today
Are shakiri and bojan this good every week? Or is this just an outlying good performance because holy shit they are good
how do you say 'Hart' ? just like Heart?
>>63998358
pls leave my country slav subhuman
>>63998351
2017, needs to get the UCL final first lad.
>>63998378
I'M OKAY WITH THIS
>>63998327
I hope you don't get too emotionally invested in something that will likely never go anywhere
>>63998349
they are unpredictable as fuck this season
in some games they've looked like they could easily beat anyone in the world, then in other games they've looked like a league 2 team without the competency of a defence.
but tbf they always seem to struggle against stoke, remember the crouch goal?
sick of fucking ugly grey Stoke and West Brom
boring nothing empty clubs that are never entertaining
>>63998299
>ARMEMETOVIC
>MEMJAN
oh OP you are a genius
>>63998381
pronounce it like this
'dick-head'
glen hasn't changed
Stoke lost to Sunderland last week
>>63998380
Shaqiri has been nothing for a while. Good player but as far as performances go this is an outlier
alright going to the shop desu, anyone want anything?
>>63998380
Shaqiri has diabetes, not even kidding.
>>63998381
"hot"
>>63998381
Yea
http://mixhdporn.com/blacked-rachel-james-petite-blonde-teen-barely-takes-massive-black-cock/
>yfw the wind turns in the second half and continues to help Stoke
>literally billions at your disposal
>best options on the bench are navas and iheanacho
Interesting score I woke up to. Morning lads.
>>63998400
ur mum
>>63998400
Diabetes
Since it's halftime now, does someone want to tell me why Leicester is doing so well this season? I haven't watched EPL since last season, based on google it doesn't look like they've had a big cash infusion
>>63998381
just like Hart
>>63998400
Pot noodle, plz
>>63998399
wew
>>63998400
A headphone.
Imagine living in Stoke
>yfw Leicester 3 points clear at the top by the end of the day
>After 15 games
crazy
I NEED A HERO
this sums up why English teams can't win in Europe anymore
our strength in depth wrecks our CL teams over the months of the season.
>>63998381
Yes but Hart is an old English word for a deer
>>63998400
Ice tea please
Best crisp sub section coming through
post slags please
>Hehe anon will you buy this for me?
>>63998420
the magic of memes
>>63998399
demon's name?
>>63998400
h/t slags
>>63998428
imagine living in england in general
This JD sports ad makes me kek every time
Will Vardy score today?
>>63998441
are you a pokemon?
>>63998420
Vardy, Mahrez, and saving the hardest few clubs for the end of this current schedule leg
CHAT SHIT, GET BANGED
Shit lads chicken mcnuggets really are 100% chicken breast
>>63998432
Need that winter break
>>63998388
tbf they're missing the whole spine of their team in Aguero, Yaya and Kompany
without them they're shit almost all the time
>>63998399
is this meant to be impressive Brazil? hair is nice but her face is fucking ugly
>>63998420
The premier league has become obsessed with possession based play and tight defences.
I blame mourinhio for this desu.
Leicester play fast paced counter attacking football with their attackers driving into the penalty area instead of dropping back to receive a tame safe pass from midfield.
Also the fact that Mahrez is a gem of a player.
>>63998441
>walk away
>>63998440
>>63998420
memes 2bh
>>63998437
>cheese and onion
smelly prick
>>63998380
Shakira wasn't even in the team last week
>>63998399
mate
>>63998400
Cheeky Chilli Heatwave if pos
>>63998452
Will Vardy is a deceased WW1 veteran m8
>>63998432
>>63998459
lol.
It's more to do with the fact that the premiership is shit nowadays.
>>63998420
Jack Butland saved them from a lot of shit early.
Then they took out Chelsea and confidence started to fly high.
Also, Arnautović is a pretty gud player to go and rek people on the counterattack.
>>63998353
Kek
>>63998437
>cheese flavoured chips
>>63998441
I only buy booze for kids without shit tier taste, young lady.
>>63998441
Babe I said nothing over $3 pick something else
>>63998452
Hope not, don't want him stealing our man's record, on the other hand it'll be funny if he keeps it going for a while longer
man shitty, manure and arselel are all complete shit this season, so...
http://strawpoll.me/6183075
>>63998420
Mahrez is carrying them
>>63998462
You are fucking retarded if so, Mourinho never fucking plays possession football
>>63998441
Punk is dead
>Afellay is 30 in April
>>63998481
None of those play for Leicester
>>63998501
fuckkk he's 3 years younger than me
feels weird
>>63998492
The meme needs to live
>>63998400
cornetto
I swear to fucking Christ the PL this season is booked like fucking WWE with even steven booking, some underdog story with leicester and a struggling giant with chelsea. all we need now is some evil authority figure cutting promos before every match
>>63998400
some ridge cut crisps pls
is bojan the most likeable player in the epl?
>>63998437
Why are british crisps so GOAT lads?
>>63998494
Mate the only time united win the league is when all the other "big" teams are shit too
>>63998494
2 of those teams aren't in the top 4 fuck off
>>63998494
The cliche is that the best defence almost always wins, so I still think Man United should be seen as favourites. They might go on top today.
>>63998494
>tfw love Klopp but despise Liverpool
i just realised that fernando and fernandinho are two different people
>>63998484
you don't even know the half of it lad
I just woke up and saw the score.
What's going on? We should easily be winning this.
who /drunk at 9am/ here?
>>63998501
he looks 22
>>63998524
Are they?
>>63998510
It will be amazing if he extends the record by 3 or 4 then turns out to be a one season wonder
>>63998528
>we
>>63998444
>>63998462
>>63998466
And everyone working hard, support is crazy
tinkerman magic planning counters
it's kinda like stoke set up in this game desu.. quick counters through shaw and arnie and working hard in defence
>>63998523
This desu.
>>63998497
Was gonna post that
>>63998528
What part of Manchester are you from, Chapo?
>>63998533
He's only 23 really desu.
>>63998531
It's only five ;)
>>63998531
Still a bit drunk from yesterday 2bh, but it's 2pm here
>>63998437
Overpriced shite, eat real mans crisps.
Come on lads
>>63998543
>>63998523
i also know this feeling
is there a word for manlets like shaqiri that are short but also is built
>american advertising
why?
>>63998555
>>63998558
move over casuals
Fun fact: Michael Owen has a gambling addiction (horses), its the reason he stayed on at rich clubs not playing and is still constantly working as a commentator despite not offering any insight. He's desperate, he'll work for anything
>>63998558
Yea boy
seabrook>everything else
>>63998566
cunt destroyers mate
>>63998566
/fit/
>>63998566
dwarf?
These used to be so good and they discontinued them, cunts
>>63998558
>Andy Capp's fries
>not hot
>salt and vinegar
>>63998570
Looks like some shit they'd only sell at garden centres
>>63998566
Chode
>>63998558
the fucking GOAT
GOAT coming through
>>63998558
Unf.
Chipsticks is where it's at.
>>63998572
He owns horses, thought you couldnt gamble if you where an owner in the race?
>>63998566
Stocky
>>63998549
nice, you made me check wikipedia.
>>63998549
if you don't count the injured days
>>63998588
Ayy lmao
>a definitive list of children's crisps
as expected of spee
>>63998558
>english shitty chips
kys my man
>>63998591
this tbqh
>>63998558
>>63998588
These desu senpai
>>63998558
>>63998598
Both solid choices
>>63998599
Whose poor face was that?
>>63998456
Then it's expected that they'll fall back down?
>that fucking henry winter ad
plebs
>>63998608
Fuck off you bellend
>>63998594
He had 150k on the arkle 2 years ago iirc
>Stoke City completed 20 of the 21 take-ons they attempted in the first half - a remarkable 95.2%
- "Hey Lasagna, haven't you heard? Rppney is making more money than us combined!"
- "You fuckin wot m8?"
- "Ye nigga, 300k a week or smth..."
- "Fuck me Marty, that's criminal."
- "Time to go on a little strike?"
- "Ya bet."
lads please.
>>63998596
how old is he really?
I don't come on here to talk about sports.
>United 5/1 to win the league
Should I stick a tenner on this?
>>63998594
Yeah, he does both
>>63998608
>Lays
Literally a shit version of walkers.
These are petty boss too
Lads
>>63998621
They SHOULD drop back a couple places on the table, but we've all been saying that for weeks now
All bets off with this team, just you fucking watch them win the league or some shit
>>63998608
>literally just walkers rebranded
>not these
>>63998630
Literally the worst flavour of Seabrooks.
>>63998643
Interesting. Cool to see something like that
>>63998591
These were so fucking sour
>>63998638
Fucking this. Almost Chipsticks tier
> tfw not qt twink brit fukboi
Can you imagine Vardy in the CL
>>63998584
I never understood the love for those, everyone in school used to buy those and rice krispies treats from the vending machine
GOAT flavour coming through
>>63998628
Fuck wish i had enough money to stick 150k on something.
Will City ever win the PL convincingly? Or at least with a few games to still play.
Fuckin' plebs.
Watch out Dutch bros tonight
everyone has seen city get smashed 4-1 twice this season and realised they're nothing to be scared of any more
city will not win the league this season
>>63998646
very good
>>63998657
that's why i liked them desu. they didn't hold back on the vinegar
Want to eat these in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep?
Too bad.
Worcester sauce french fries desu lads
>>63998646
Based
>>63998663
CHAT SHIT, GET BANGED
>>63998673
>not sizzling prawn
mate
>>63998461
libidoless neckbeard gtfo
>>63998465
brehs..
Is there a way to post an image without downloading it?
>>63998649
Literally 'no'
Holy fuck i just saw the goals. This is what you call the best league in the world? Where the team at the top of the table defends like THIS?
Fucking Darmstadt would be competing for CL football in your babby league
>>63998681
>Best & ever
>>63998681
>tfw my mum used to only buy these and take away the salt
;_;
>>63998632
Cant they deliberately make their horse run shit and then back against it? How do they stop these sort of things (i know nothing about horse racing, despite growing up in Ascot)
>one of the irish heroes
He bombed a shopping center?
>>63998693
Yes
>spend 80m on centrebacks
>still start a 35 year old dinosaur
>>63998465
looks like a Kardashian
>stershit
>745 million
>sterlol
>>63998697
it's called mayme
>>63998693
Paste the image url in the file location box
>>63998688
>Prawn flavored chips
>>63998700
>Bayernliga
>This memeworthy
come back when your top 10 are separated by 8 points
>>63998714
>have one of the best young defenders in europe
>piss him off by sending him to galatasaray
>tfw its actually our year
>Sterling
don't mind me, just posting the GOAT
Who /windyasfuck/ here?
against which team will chelsea get their premier league win against this month?
>>63998704
there's not a way to bet "against" a particular horse except to bet ON every other horse
and that doesn't seem like a good betting strategy
post jewfus
tfw when i had this match to end a draw
what was i thinking
>>63998513
>evil authority figure cutting promos before every match
That's Sky and BT
>>63998743
think my bin has just blown over.
Who /top/ after today?
>>63998673
>>63998688
>not thai sweet chilli
>>63998732
But I have a Mac. There's no file location box
>>63998700
>his country's league is already over so he feels the need to shitpost about other leagues
lel
>>63998299
post yfw city come back and win this fucker
I know, i've been a fan all year, after watching a documentary about the 2012 title win
leds
>>63998736
>chips
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63998749
wouldn't rule out a draw tbph
>>63998737
>this somehow proves that the Premier League is not pure shit
Enjoy having no english teams in the CL quarter finals senpai
>>63998751
U OK HUN
>>63998748
Sovietfu*
>>63998736
You guys don't have prawn cocktail flavour?
>>63998749
it still will mate.
disgusting
should be a red
lel
Get fucked with your tricky shit
>>63998745
if not against Bournemouth today, there's no fucking way they don't beat Sunderland in a couple weeks
>49(FORTY NINE) MILLION
>>63998754
>But I have a Mac.
hah
>Not posting the actual GOAT
>>63998754
Copy the image (not the URL, the image itself) and paste it into the reply box
>>63998740
>Liverpool finally win the league after Slippy leaves
Beautiful
>>63998762
in england you have
>crisps
>chips
in murika
>chips
>fries
in fucking australia
>chips
>chips
who comes up with this shit? bloody convicts
>>63998768
calm down herbert you mongol
wow otamendi is a cunt
when it's as obvious as that it should be a straight red. slap/light headbutt in the face is a straight red but a vicious kick isn't?
>>63998736
Prawn cocktail crisps are God's gift to man
>>63998776
Yep, how was that not violent conduct? Shaqiri makes him look like a retard and he kicks out
>>63998736
Never had prawn crackers from the chinky? baka
>tfw only scheduled to work 3 nights this week
Should I bring my credit card balance down to $50 or should I eat a meal that doesn't involve peanut butter sandwiches? Decisions, decisions....
>Otamerda
lel
is sterling the best english player atm?
>butland boots the ball into the stands
>stoke fans cheer
Just like the good old days
>>63998700
The quality in the PL is pretty fucking high, which is why it is so even. Never as good as the elite clubs from other top leagues, but almost every club is of a very high standard and can beat any other club. Makes shit fucking exciting, even if we can't compete with the likes of Barca or Bayern.
Who /comfy/ here? Laying on the couch bundled up with a hot coffee currently.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
STOKEZLATAN
fugg stoke look good
OOOOOOOooooooohhhhh
>arnie should have 5
>>63998787
>>63998802
chat shit get banged m8
DISCUSS
>>63998794
Mah nigo
>>63998802
Danny Drinkwater is tqh
Arnautovic should have scored 5 times already
>>63998797
Because he barely made contact but shakira was rolling around like a tit
If he didn't oversell it the ref might take it more seriously
>ArNOtovic
>>63998748
didn't know she's jewish
FUCK SAKE
SHOULD BE 4-0 AT LEAST
FUCK
FUCKING FUCK
GAAAHHHH
FUCK
>Bojan was 1.8M
>>63998802
VarGOAT
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>>63998829
heheh ^^
Old cunt sacked when? I'm not having this
>>63998821
>tfw your team didn't think he was worth the risk when at Halifax.
City might as well just take off their defence
bojan is like a shitty version of messi
>>63998834
I'd actually like Man City of they were Stoke.
>>63998821
won't even make it to the euros m8y
bit windy
>wind only affects man city
1.8Bn dollars for Bojan?
>>63998808
Watching the neighbors wheelie bin fall over despite how many times he gets out to put it back up. He put a brick on it now so it will be interesting to see how long it lasts.
This fucking wind kek
>dat wind
LEL
is this wind normal in stoke?
>>63998786
Pretty sure that's not possible m8?
>>63998844
Isn't that most teams? I know >we were linked with him too.
>chelsea champions last season
>city the season before
>both getting embarrassed regularly
>""""top"""" four clubs
>Sterling
>Bony
>Manchester Shitty
>>63998858
To many fairweather fans
>>63998848
People used to think he was going to be as good/better than messi haha
Would messi be able to get it done on a windy day like this? In stoke ofc.
Dat cheeky wind
What kind of food can you get at a soccer game?
>>63998867
Normal in England
>>63998868
Works for me lad
Maybe it's because I have the 4chan X extension for Chrome
eight
>>63998867
Like the hot air at Anfield
>>63998870
who knows.
>>63998867
it's because two of the corners are open and that creates a whirl of wind into the stadium
>>63998879
Pies
>windy stoke
I thought this was just a meme
>>63998867
Yeah it's windy as fuck all winter
>those subs
pellegrini is a tactial genuis
>>63998879
Pie chips and beer
Is Sterling trying to grow pikachu sacs?
>having the ASDA logo on your chairs
pretty tacky tbqh
Bojan was destroyed by Guardiola. Fucking faggot hated him and wanted him gone so he did all he could to sink him and kick him out. Poor fella, always had a good heart.
>>63998834
>bojan, afellay and shaqiri in one team
it's like a 2011 FIFA player's wet dream
>>63998884
ha ha you fucked up bro!
But can he do it on a cold windy afternoon in stoke?
>iheanacho
>>63998889
Or maybe we're both Huddersfield fans.
>>63998879
Pies, tea and Bovril.
The only proper British match food
>>63998891
it doesn't help, but it's still windy as fuck today everywhere
>>63998879
Decent/good pies. Shitty burgers and hotdogs.
>>63998879
Five guys sounds like the gay orgy equivalent of 2 girls 1 cup.
>>63998879
Pie
>>63998876
Yes, because he's so good, he gives everyone an aura of confidence.
Unilke Raheem "I can't believe they paid this many rupies for me" Sterling.
>>63998904
Lol stfu reyes.
>>63998916
Don't forget quickly drunk cheap lager
>tfw the windy day in stoke meme is almost fully realized
I sure fucking love that wind.
>Shitty
>>63998879
haggis
I hate this, Arsenal should have won last week and this just places that cunt Van Gaal on top
Please tell me he wont win the league
>>63998916
N-no b-burgers?
>>63998872
>Get thrashed by Liverpool at home
>Getting trashed by Stokelona at the moment
I bet that Dutch anon is killing himself right now
>>63998912
Bretty much.
It's ok though, we would have probably turned him into a Lionel Ainsworth or something.
Not off to game today mate?
>>63998882
That's probably it. Might get it, thanks lad
Quick reminder that Sterling cost 44 million pounds, and Bony cost 25 million
>>63998907
>implying that isn't literally how Hughes scouts players
> otamendi
> not world class
>>63998879
Steak and kidney pie.
>>63998861
Sounds like an absolute madman mate
BOJAN'S TOUCH
dat fucking refball
>>63998879
chicken balti pies
the GOAT
>you're beginning to realise liverpool actually stand a decent chance at winning the league
spooky
for anyone who gives a shit
utd v utd thread
>>63998941
>>63998941
>Fabian DILF
>le shiny head man
The wind is my MOTM 2bh.
>>63998952
Lol fuck off Arnaldo
''stoke'' in my language means scum (or cattle), so naturally me and my mates are a long time big fans.
nice one lads, let's keep it up.
>>63998937
yeah but they're shitty 5mm thick perfect disks of processed shit served in a soggy breadcake with a cheese square slapped on top from a van in the car park
>>63998937
Burgers and hotdogs are generally shit, pies are the top food at footy
>>63998936
Sadly, he will. I don't see any alternatives.
>>63998892
>>63998897
>>63998916
>>63998922
>>63998924
When I hear pie I think of this
What the fuck are you guys on about?
>just short of violent
what on earth does that mean? he kicked him hard, on purpose. that's violent you spacker
>>63998952
> not a dirty cunt
>>63998965
fuck off you tripfag imbecile
Norwich team v Watford: Rudd; Wisdom, Bennett, Bassong, Olsson; Redmond, Tettey, Dorrans, Brady; Howson; Grabban #NCFC
Swansea XI v Leicester: Fabianski, Naughton, Bartley, Williams, Taylor, Britton, Ki, Sigurdsson, Ayew, Routledge, Gomis #SwansFC
Sunderland XI v Arsenal: Pantilimon, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kaboul, O’Shea, Coates, Toivonen, M’Vila, Watmore, Borini, Fletcher #SAFC
Man Utd XI v West Ham: De Gea, Darmian, McNair, Smalling, Blind, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Mata, Fellaini, Lingard, Martial #MUFC
Spurs XI v WBA: Lloris (C); Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Alli; Eriksen, Dembele, Lamela; Kane #THFC
West Ham XI v Man Utd: Adrian, Tomkins, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Song, Noble, Kouyate, Moses, Zarate, Carroll #WHUFC
Watford XI v Norwich: Gomes; Nyom, Britos, Cathcart, Ake; Capoue, Watson; Anya, Deeney, Jurado; Ighalo #WatfordFC
>>63998965
Only the shitposters care
>the City of Wind
>>63998971
nah
how come david silva isnt playing, isnt he fit?
>>63998965
Man poo are the most boring team in the league desu
OH SHIT
NAVAS
>>63998937
They do but if you're eating a burger the wind can't blow all the pastry flakes across everyone in a 2 metre radius, it's just wrong
Still plenty of time for City to score 2
Do you Britbong stoke fans love Cameron over there?
We LOVE HIM HERE IN THE STATES DESU
>>63998985
cant handle some bantz pal?
>>63998947
>25 m
>Get subbed by literally who nacho
>>63998981
brits put meat and gravy or fish in thier pies
>>63998879
Good pies, shite chips, worse burgers
>>63998981
Yes imagine that but with meat and gravy and some veg in
>>63998943
I am, just sat in my car now waiting till it's closer to kick off desu.
>>63999003
he's a literally who desu
>>63998993
It seems not
>>63998965
thanks maybe ill pop in if you are down 1 or 2 goals
>>63998983
Yeah okay mate you know more than the seasoned ref
Naval looks like the kid in school who could grow facial hair first
>>63998981
It's a pie with meat in
what the fuck's not to get
>>63998981
Meat pies, like the chicken pot pies you fucks have here
Personally prefer some herring with a bit of vinegar
>>63999011
WOTTHEFUCK
>>63998947
49 and 28
>ywn have eyes like Navas
>>63998981
Just swap the sugar and apple for meat and gravy
Navas looks like a junkie that hangs out at bus stops.
>>63998570
Big up m8.
>>63998981
Savoury pies
Chicken Balti is the best f.a.m
>Silva was playing
wait, what?
>>63999011
now that's more how i like it
>>63999011
Better
>>63998981
>>63999012
We do many kinds of pies
>>63998928
It's the truth. On champions league final with only one sub left Guardiola decided to sub in Afellay and leave Bojan, who had been key player in rough moments of the season, in the bench. Bojan cried that day and, heartbroken, decided he would leave the club of his life. He's still culé but if you look closely you can see the sadness in his eyes. He never recovered from that. Fucking Guardiola sociopath piece of shit. A PURE SOUL LIKE BOJAN DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!
>Tfw you want a pie right now
What should I do lads ;_;
navas on, 3-0 incoming
>>63999034
>tfw has eyes kind of like Navas
:^)
>>63999041
Balti for me
>>63999011
> dark bumhole
> white
yeah na
>>63999025
i know what violent means
>>63998977
Tastes like heaven after a few bevvies, mind.
>>63999017
Not a fan of getting shitfaced on't train?
Were gonna win today anyway, enjoy.
>>63998608
>laymes
navas looks like that kind of autistic kid that would live with his mom and not dare to move away from home
>not having the GOAT stadium food
>>63998981
I think of this
>>63999061
City play better with navas on even though he personally plays like shit
>>63999064
the authority on whiteness has spoken
If nothing else we do very good pastry products in the UK
>>63999067
I completely agree
Would never get one at a game though
>>63999041
That's an expensive sausage roll
>>63999071
bait?
>>63999029
>personally prefer some herring with a bit of vinegar
go back to europe faget
>>63999084
But that's France you dumb fuck.
Spot on, Fabian
>>63999004
>argietina
>talking about bants
>>63998981
There are two types of pie my friend, savoury pies and fruit pies. You posted a picture of a fruit pie. We, however, are currently talking about savoury pies. Glad to clear that up for you
>He doesn't go to Greggs before the match and get a sausage roll and a steak bake
Who stoke here?
Not me, but people who are should be very happy today. They have city in their pockets.
>rochdale/bury
>cracking derby
BT pls
Do they still sell these, lads?
>>63999097
Nah theirs are all fanc and shite. We do good old fashioned questionable meat in flaky pastry
>rppney
>english meat is so shit they have to pack it into a pastry
>>63999081
t. dark butthole
>dolf
>lukaku is still 22
why do black people always lie about their age
missed the first half. have city looked like scoring once this game?
>>63999105
My nigga
>>63998981
Like this
>>63999120
What the fuck are you talking about. It makes good meat better.
>>63999105
>not getting a chicken bake
>>63999125
Because they can.
>>63999120
you can't go chatting shit like that yanky boy
i doubt american meat even contains any actual meat
>>63999105
>steak bake
Nice one
>>63999097
Completely different. France make delicate faggot breakfast pastries and UK make hearty man food
>>63999068
Normally I am, I had to work this morning though so I had to drive down.
I feel like we're going to win too, just need to score before we run out of steam in the second half.
>>63999128
yes, exactly once
stoke about 6 times
>>63999113
>biting the sweet bits in half and using the elastic as a catapult to ping the other half at people
>Spend billions of pounds on players
>Your subs after going two goals down are Navas and Delph
>>63999131
japan approve of this pie
>>63999105
>I go to Gregg's to get some sausage
>>63998750
Take a bow son.
>yanks put ice in their coffee
>>63999125
Obafemi Martins just turned 31. Surely he isn't lying...
>>63999153
Delph's good mate
>>63999152
GOAT childhood banter
>>63999125
So they can con the government out of a few more years free education
>amerikeks will never get to have a greggs
>>63999105
No Greggs in Cornwall m8, it's all about pasties over here.
Merson: "Aston Villa will be doing carthorses if they get a draw here today"
>carthorses
>>63999120
>the only way you can get Americans to eat fruit is to put it in pastry with 10 kg of sugar
>>63999105
>not getting a festive bake
tis the season senpai
Games died out now, city are shit and stoke arent trying
Should be about 6-0
>shaqiri
>Shakira
>ARnoTOVIC
>shakira
wtf how did he miss that
>>63998761
Yes
fucking game should be 6-0 by now
typical city back in action
how the fuck is that not a goal
what the fuck is he doing
why the fuck is he trying to toe poke it with his left
>>63999120
You don't know the comfy warm sausage roll, meat pie or slice. I feel sorry for you.
How fucking shit is Man city defending??????
>>63999164
Not going to score three goals though is he
kekj
> shaqiri jumped and grabbed the crossbar
i thought manlents couldnt do that?
imagine if stoke were better at finishing
>>63999105
>buying one of those new crazy flavours they invent and wishing you'd just got a steak bake
stop shitposting about fucking pies you assholes
pies are disgusting btw
Bojan is fuckin good
>>63999170
Excellent prices, expected 3-4 pounds a pie
>going with your left foot
FUCKING MANLET
Stoke have actually been entertaining to watch today.
What the fuck is going on?!
Why are Albanians so bad?
Every time I hear Shaqiri I think of that hips don't lie song when he goes SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
Fuck
>>63999152
Used to have wars in the classroom with those. Until they got banned.
wow holy shit did not expect shaqiri to reach the bar
should've been 5-0
should've been as bad as LFC humping last season
what a bunch of overpaid chumps
>>63999131
>tfw I'm from Penzance, Mousehole is just around the corner
>>63999194
Gonna create more chances though
>>63999201
pies > healthpacks tbqh
>>63999170
>tfw used to get 4 sausage rolls for £2 in greggs at uni
fucking good times. fortunately i eat more healthily now but might pop in some point in the near future for a bit of nostalgia
So aside from the awful miss, that Bojan 2-tap heel into Arnauto's first touch was an actually banger exchange
>>63999131
>>63999154
u wot, Japan?
So uncivilized
>yfw the gusty oftanune at Stoke meme is real
>be northerner
>move to London
>no greggs anywhere
>endless pret a manger locations
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>63999050
The only answer
That and peanuts
STOKEALONA!
Wind is like football's version of rain in formula 1
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
are muslims the mexicans of the uk?
it seems like it
this fucking stadium is over powered
not even man city can do it on a cold windy day at stoke
AGAIN
THAT HEART
>city defending
Stoke literally playing with their food
>>63999204
that's pretty much the prices for pies in stadiums.
Greggs is shit tier though anyway.
>do nothing
>miss open goals
>standing ovation
small club behaviour
stoke could literally be beating city 10-0
kek
>>63999227
Stargazy Pie is Cornish, so not really English
Cute little cuddle with hart and bojan
>>63999120
>>63999141
> chatting shit
>man shitty choking
>arseshit choking
>manure mediocre
>chelsea getting relegated
are liverpool actually gonna win the leeg this time, la?
JUST FUCKING FINISH THEM OFF YOU CUNTS
>>63999237
The Irish are
unbelievable
Based Krkic
HE SLIPPED
poor bojangles
>>63999230
>heads still attached
why?
Gone but not forgotten.
>>63999245
>greggs is shit tier
shandy sipper confirmed
>>63999105
greggs is not good, meme bakery
>tfw this could be a GOAT season
>>63999237
At least Mexicans are Christian. Muzzies worship a literal pedo.
>>63999231
god i was in london last weekend. at least 2 prets per street what the fuck
>>63999231
Gregg's is fucking everywhere in london mate, theres even one in my local petrol station
incoming 2-2
>>63999231
Pret is so shit, their sandwiches are half leaves, its like biting into a lawnmower bag
>>63999257
no because liverpool are shit too
>>63999256
My dick is diamonds.
Did anyone see the 4th official? FUCKING KEK
>>63999257
MU will win the league on the base of JUSTing less matches than everyone else.
Leave Klopp to Me
>>63999279
more please
Anyone else noticing elements of play similar to the Utd of old by Stoke?
Mark Hughes taking tips from Fergy for this one.
>>63999223
I wouldn't have survived uni without Greggs. Like you I don't really go there anymore but I should return and pay my respects with a steak bake.
>>63999279
absolutely no reason for you to post this
faggot (probably nigger too)
shitty down to 10
city are going to get a draw from this, arent they?
>>63998879
Gluten free ciabata, couscous, macrobiotic yogurt
Down to 10 men lel
>>63999267
tfw actually liked pound bakery
>>63999274
>>63999231
That's only in the shitty touristy bits, any working class part of London will have at least one Greggs on every high street
>>63999285
THIS Manure can't handle Klopp's Pools
>>63999257
who's gonna slip and lose it this time?
>>63999279
would love to shag that to be honest
tfw necrophiliac
>>63999279
the one on the right deserved it for dressing like a whore desu
>shitty
This season's mental 2bh
>>63999267
;_;
>>63999257
>yfw Leicester unironically wins the league
>>63999231
>visit someone in London
>hungry for a snack
>no Greggs
>'anon come to Chipotle, it's good'
>walk in and order a small burrito
>£8
London pls
>that raiders hat
We NFL NOW
>>63999319
>those free lollies they give you at reception
>>63999318
WTF M8, is this in bongarong?
>>63999304
Hendo ofc
This team lost to Sunderland
>>63999292
they're dead m8, they wont give you any pity fuck now
>>63999322
is that a tranny?
>>63999301
>Murdering qt's
Not on tbqh
>>63999333
Noice d-trips
Reminder Pellegrini is a fraud and he fluked his only ever title in a 1 horse race that he nearly lost and he holds the record for being the champion that spent the lowest number of days at the top of the league
>standing ovation when a fullback misses a shot from an unlikely angle
take a look at this small club
>>63999319
>Sunday fry up dinner with my mom
=(
>gore spamming
I'm pretty sure city don't even have an aussie fan
>>63999322
>wearing a fucking jacket with your team's logo on it
>>63999336
i'm gay irl bro, wouldn't want to fuck them anyway
also just because someone is dead doesn't mean you can disrespect them like that
Stoke are actually playing lovely football
>>63999319
>Little Thief
I had nostalgia goggles for this place, went a couple of years ago, major disappointment. Paid like £8 for a 4/10 fry up.
>>63999323
>London
>not the absolute worst thing about the UK
literally just a playground for tourists
TFW YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY CUS THE PASSING GAME SO GOOD
>>63999349
>mom
>>63999170
Why is chicken one cent cheaper than steak?
>woke up early for soccer
>treated to beautiful match between stokealona and some mid-table shit club
>got some waffles and peanut butter for breakfast
solid morning
>>63999352
>>not wearing a fucking jacket with your team's logo on it
>>63999352
>not buying all of your clothes in the club shop
----------------caballero-----------------
zaba-kompany-otamendi-kolarov
there, i fixed man city
>>63999352
you should see that arsenal supporter that even brings a fucking waterbottle with the logo on it to the games
>>63999371
>cent
>>63999371
>Cent
>>63999358
how about you go bitch on liveleak and the like then?
you're pretty much like the femen who protest on europe instead of saudi arabia
>>63999371
>Cent
Anyway, they probably budget for selling a shitload and that's the cheapest price they can make money from.
>>63999371
One cent? That's 1p mate
>>63999371
>cent
>>63999371
To let chickenfags know that they are plebs.
>>63999349
>his mum takes him to little chef
How does it feel to be scum?
Pellegrini out when?
>>63999358
Eero Markennen plz
Go fucking white night in some Helsinki gay bar.
why is STOKE FC playing gengenpressing ?
>>63999352
I have that same jacket but with the USA crest on it, its great
>bony
more like boneless
>>63999396
I was 12...
>>63999399
Based Kloppo is fucking with City la
>>63999371
>>63999385
>>63999388
>>63999390
>>63999393
>>63999394
is this a new meme?
>>63999319
I always used to call it Little Chief and it would really piss my sister off.
Where is the Dutch City fan that bleeds blue?
kek
>>63999402
heheh ^^
>>63999402
Your mum wasnt boneless last nite m8
>>63999375
>>63999379
>>63999383
The ONLY acceptable club merch to wear are scarves and hats desu
>>63999402
TOP FUCKING BANTZ
>>63999399
Football evolves.
>>63999362
>munter
>thick
I'm loling over here
>>63999396
>not enjoying little chef when you was a child.
>>63999402
This is another >Messhit I can feel it
what is he thinking about?
>>63999415
fucking hell arsenal have the most embarassing fans on the planet
>>63999406
If you cant cook better food for yourself than they serve at a little chef you may as well just give up and end it all. I think i would rather go hungry.
>>63999374
>breakfast
>waffles and peanut butter
Nothing personal to you, but damn, Americans would eat anything at any time of day
>>63999440
Probably quite a lot given his head
>>63999421
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>63999412
Is this, dare I say it, a new meme?
>City getting trolled HARD by the wind
>>63999421
I have enough club branded shit to go full Pulis.
keep giving brooner corners
>>63999440
i dont know mate, not a mind reader am i!! haha
>>63999451
kek
>>63999442
Based Idris Elba is a Gooner.
Excuses a lot desu
Based windy stoke
>>63999420
>>63999447
peanut butter > maple syrup
it's like a peanut butter sandwich but with waffles. syrup is way too sweet imo
>>63999456
It was a funny post, mate
MANLETS ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH
>>63999440
>tonight Pinky, we try to take over the world!
>>63999471
>Black
>From London
Of course he's an Arsenal fan
>>63999440
"How I'm going to find that toy now"
>arnautovic
>shaqiri
>affelay
Have Stoke just bought all the washed-up talent and managed to get them to play again?
>>63999488
WHEN
>>63999054
Buy a pie
>>63999204
They're cheap cos they're shit m8
>>63999231
>turning your nose up at a king prawn prawn, rocket and lemon grass sarney on rye bread
Fucking northern ponce
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