OFFICIAL STOKE SHITTY VS MAN SHITTY MATCHTHREAD #1
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FIRST GAME OF THE DAY GET HYPE HOW MANY WILL BOJAN SCORE?
Stoke XI: Butland, Pieters, Johnson, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Whelan, Cameron, Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Afellay, Bojan
Man City XI: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Demichelis, Kolarov, De Bruyne, Fernando, Fernandinho, Silva, Sterling, Bony
reminder that manchester is RED
fucking hell de bruyne sounds like a mong
who /stoke/ here
even after spending like £400m that city team sure looks shite
>dropping charlie adam for this game
for what purpose
>Glenn Whelan remains a PL starter for Stoke
I genuinely don't understand how that's possible.
>>63997413
go stoke!
I hope Stoke win. ISIS BTFO.
We're gonna do it on a cold rainy afternoon at stoke
Owen looks like he's really cold
what time does it start?
>>63997451
10 minutes
>>63997443
what part of manchester are you from mate
/topoftheleague/ innit
Stream pls
Do you belieeeeeve in life after love?
>>63997456
thanks brit bro you're a top lad
This is the british equivalent of Jets vs. Jaguars.
>2nd best club in a city vs. club nobody cares about
>>63997458
the relevant part of course
watching prison break lads
>>63997469
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3vj653/match_thread_stoke_city_vs_manchester_city/
where my burger bro at?
>>63997477
Port Vale aren't really better though
>>63997423
>all those fancy euro players
>and glen whelan
Bit like when city had tevez. robinho etc and were still playing Onahoua
>>63997492
As an american you're supposed to think port vale is actually a town
Stop ruining it for us
>>63997423
he's literally been >our player of the season
every time someone is brought in as an upgrade he manages to outplay them and keep his starting spot
Bony to bag a brace
don't screencap this, it's just wishing out loud
>>63997505
it's the only game on right now so more people will post in it
F Citeh to be honest.
Swede with the flu reporting in for saturday footy lads
>watching stoke city
European League of Champions when?
>>63997423
Reminder that Glenn Wheland was a city youth player
We helped create that quality
>a britbonger will never call you lad
>>63997393
>Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Afellay, Bojan
yet Shawcross is their best player
oh what could have been
>>63997526
fuck off lad
>>63997502
>every time someone is brought in as an upgrade he manages to outplay them and keep his starting spot
It's truly bewildering.
>>63997525
That's not even true. Fuck off Poleaboo.
>>63997517
just get yerself a nice big tin of surstromming
itll fix you right up
![Fargo-Jeffrey-Donovan-cropped-727x522[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EysT8yh.jpg "Fargo-Jeffrey-Donovan-cropped-727x522[1]")
Who /Dodd/ here?
>>63997517
/flu/ here as well. Got me some chamomile tea with honey in it
Butland is so much better than Hart right now
forget Whelan, Demichelis is the real shocker starter
>ALL LADS INVITED TO VOTE IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY
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>>63997544
I've got some sort of flu here too, it wasn't the full on shit flu. That's pretty bad
Got Man Shitty to win and both teams to score for this game as part of my accumulator but I'd throw it all away to see Stoke win this one.
Fuck off, Man City.
hi where are the meme
man i love the EPL, best leauge without a doubt
Come on City!
COME ON CITY
>first offside after 15 secs
FUCK OFF CITY
>Spastics vs Plastics
i'm already bored desu
>>63997578
don't do it lad
What's it like living in a post-industrial city in the North of England?
>>63997578
Then more people will come if that happens
>>63997594
yes
>>63997597
not in the mood for it right now
sorry mate
>>63997590
No one knows. Poortherners can't afford internet.
>>63997541
cancerfu best fargofu
is stoke nice? ive never been
>yfw man city lose and dutch bandwagoner goes into hiding for another week
would be a good feel
i hate demichelis so much
>>63997590
It's bleak. They're cutting jobs at the steel works in my town.
>mfw city concede
Came in the mail yesterday lads.
Guess which player I ordered and which one came. (Hint: I ain't even mad)
>>63997608
literally never gone into hiding sometimes im just busy a lot with work or university
fucking hell
> the manchester of city
>citeh
>Plastichester Shitty
BASED MANLET
>>63997608
kek you are obsessed as fuck with city and dutch city poster
>SHITTY
hahahaha
>plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics
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>>63997597
>tfw no nice piece of land in australia
>tfw ill never make an ad looking for uneducated people to shoot dingos off my land for minimum wages
>>63997607
Most depressing fucking place in the world
and everyone calls you duck
SHAQIRI IS A FLOP THEY SAID
HAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK OFF PLASTICS
fernando is so shit
LE MIDGET BODYBUILDER MAN
neat
Shaw
>this is the way the future 2015/16 eplel champions are defending
>shitty btfo
leleleleel
>SHITTY
>SHITTY
>SHITTY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARNAUTOVIC
fuck Demichellis is shit!!!
>that defence
top kek
>conceding to le stockily built albanian midget
>man shitty
HOLY SHIT
>>63997646
Defending is ez
BASED STOKE
>City's 'defense'
What the fuck am I watching
>shitty
>city with demicheles
AND THE POSTS COME FLOOOOOOODING IN
>>63997618
ordered: Agüero
arrived: KdB
>people genuinely thought city would run away with the league
ahahahahaha
>Shitty
whoever those defenders were, they made Shaquiri look like 2010 Messi
>>63997670
tip toppitty m8
you realize that right now pellegrini is thinking "when can i put on navas"
>>63997670
And when you get out of the basement you can tell your mum about it
I miss Sagna's meme hair.
>>63997670
but he didn't score
>>63997660
that's because Rodge didn't have Demichelis
he only had Glen Johnson
>>63997673
Memechellis of course.
>>63997670
>shaq didn't score
nice try ausfag
>>63997670
shaqiri didnt score m8
This fucking defense, jesus christ lads... Kompany looks like a GOAT compared to this.
Is Man City elite?
>>63997667
good switch up desu
>>63997692
hah
ahaha
AHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
NO!!!
Stoke already looking to seal out the win
oh boy
>>63997667
Ordered Yaya Toure got this.
>'premier' league
How many people do you think Otamendi has killed?
>>63997684
can't even tell him apart from other glets any more
>this wind
>>63997700
top shirt
>>63997700
Treb dubs
City win
>>63997700
>ordering yaya toure
>>63997702
takbir
>>63997700
>die bräune
Should've kept denayer over demicheles desu
Is Otamendi the biggest flop of the year?
>>63997700
De Bruyne is literally the next GOAT
That shirt will be worth it in a decade
>>63997700
>wanting a 42 year old who is way past his best and chooses to wear 42 rather than city's best player
>>63997711
>mfw dub dubs on a treb dubs get post
Nice la
>>63997727
Or even Nastasić hbt
>Liverpool will actually win the league
>>63997730
Probably
Don't City have 2 of the most expensive defenders in the league or something?
Yet their defence is still total shit
Amazing
>Leicester will be top of the league again this week
chat
>>63997720
You talking shit about Yaya
>de gayner
>>63997730
nah he's been good
daily reminder that stoke lost to blunderland
>the brown one
>>63997730
hes the best defender in the world atm, and you CANT prove me wrong
>suddenly city is 4 against 1
>it doesn't even result in a good chance
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
STOKE
>SHITTY
>>63997734
Actually it was another treb dubs on a treb dub post
MY FUCKING SIDES
Y
S
I
D
E
S
>de bruy ner
>MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY
IT'S LIVERPOOLS YEAR
>>63997746
Thats Godin mate
Literally GOAT
LIQUID FOOTBALL
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>>63997739
Just shows how fucked both their transfer policy and depth are.
its habbening
BASED MAD MARKO
>MANCHINKSTER SHITTY
>Arabic writing on the ads
ALSO HOLY FUCK SHITTY
BASED SHAQIRI
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn shaq is goat
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Muh fantasy football! Pls stoke!
>man shit
>>63997738
Nigga do you even lester?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
LEEEEL
DAT PASS
>>63997764
lol no
lel pellers is gone at the end of the season
>>63997730
He's city's second best defender, unfortunately for him he's always playing alongside demicheles or mangala
>making le kosovar dwarf look like messi
>city
omg this team is unstoppable, city BTFO
d-did bojan do that on purpose?
SHAQIRA SHAQIRA
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> the city of sagna and hart
How often do they have to be embarrassed this season....this is ridiculous.
>losing to a team that lost to Sunderland
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY
>THE CITY OF MAN SHITTY
LMAO
STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE
captcha select all limousines baby
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is shaqiri, dare i say it, back?
>SHAQIRI'S A FLOP THEY SAY
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
wtf is Hart doing?
Brodgers to Citeh when?
either shaqiri or arnautovic gonna get an ultimate team inform desu
my stoke based side gonna be even better now
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
lel shitty
stoke unironically have better playmakers than city
City are an absolute joke
>This team lost to Blunderland
>shitty
>best team in England
>getting rekt by Shaqiri and Arnautovic
fäm ...
THE ALPINE MESSI
Our year la
>the caliphate of Manchester
>>63997808
nah, he's mediocre
Assist of the season?
You have 10 seconds to explain why a team as rich as City not only starts Demichelis, but have Pellegrini as its manager.
>>63997808
lmao
shitposting aside, that bus parking and effective counter attack of stoke is paying well in big games
>>63997808
He's definitely not Swiss if he's anything
>Got top
>Fuck up
Every time, fucking shitty
How much did Sterling cost, again?
City? More like Poopee.
>>63997823
sorry but when did man united get rekt by shaqiri and arnautovic?
>sterling
Does any of the big teams actually want to win the league? At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Leicester pull it of.
Have, dare I say it, Liverpool already won the league?
>yfw no one wins the league this year
Everyone is gonna finish in 6th lads.
>>63997775
I know what you're prodding at, but the truth is worse.
The PL is broadcast live in so many nations, that the advertising boards will display text from fucked up oilnations like saudi arabia.
The irony being that the PL's UK broadcast is extremely limited and draconian. There are no (none, zero) 3pm Saturday broadcasts on UK. Ever.
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>>63997829
Can's to Sturridge against Southampton was better. And I fucking hate Liverpool.
>>63997830
kompany ded
mangala suspended
denayer in turkey
>Stoke have no black players on the pitch.
>>63997780
called it desu
>>63997846
CHAT
>>63997838
More than all if the Stoke players combined
>>63997844
It really is a battle of who's the least shit.
>>63997846
kekk
>>63997846
This. I love this season it's fucking mental
>People say the EPL isn't the most exciting league
>>63997808
city are shite la
>Demichelis
>Fernando
>Sagna
wealth is temporary, shit is permanent
>>63997854
what is glen johnson
It's over shakira's limping
>>63997840
German humor lads
>>63997393
Wheres Dutch fag gone
>City is atrocious
>Chelsea is dead
>Arsenal is unstable/injury prone
>United is meme
I'm starting to believe Liverpool might actually have a chance of stealing the league.
manchester shitty
>>63997854
>british people
>white
The best thing about City losing is that this fag will be quiet for a while
>>63997846
>yfw Big Sam blunders his way to the league title
Is shaqiri natty?
>"English" ""defending""
How many goals would Messi score in this league? 60+ is my guess.
>>63997875
top banter
>>63997876
fuck off alberto
>>63997830
He's the David Luiz of the EPL....its fucked.
>>63997874
They'd have to beat the mighty foxes
>>63997874
Spuds are winning the league senpai
>commentator legit calling shaqiri wider than he is tall
lel. god bless non-pc cunts. same guy once called kolo toure 'physically fast but mentally slow, like all africans'
>>63997854
LADS UKIP LMAO
>City getting BTFO
This is beautiful. Merry Christmas, /sp/artans
>>63997844
Lineker would shit himself
Lend Shaqiri your power m8s
\o/
>>63997856
Yeah, should have took him off... Need De Bruyne to get some points for me though.
>>63997878
litrullly who
>>63997875
hahaha fuck
>>63997874
It will still be United. At least they can defend.
They'll steal the title the same way France has stolen 1998 World Cup.
>>63997867
an english lad
>>63997891
>Flopp'n'Draw Hotsperm
>>63997854
Well obviously. Why would an EPL team have English players? :^)
>>63997881
>english defending
literally no english players in the back 4
there are more serbian players in city's back 4
>Fernando
What does Delph have to do for Pellers to trust him?
Loving this 'one season is boring the next is amazing' meme
>>63997892
based romania
>>63997848
That 3pm rule still baffles me. There are enough people to go the ground regardless.
>>63997891
this
>>63997913
not injure himself
mark hughes looks like he fucking losing, smile u cunt
>>63997898
the dutch city fan
>>63997902
>>63997883
I know it was good but guys I fucked up, I forgot the meme arrow
>>63997881
La Liga defending is the biggest joke in the world m8
>>63997892
Awesome. Arab commentators here always refer to black players by their skin colour too
>BALOTELLIIIIII!! THE BLACK MAN SCORES
>8 points separate 1st and 10th
why is the premier league so based, lads?
>Midlands ibrahimovic on my fantasy football bench
Some niggers better get injured
Anyone watching on BT Sports who know the name of the second commentator? His voice is really comfy
>>63997906
but he's not white
>>63997922
Sad they didn't hold the 1-0
hate to say it but de Bruyne looks tired - he's off by half a step all over the pitch
>lellegrini
Daily reminder that if it wasn't for Slippy G he would've been sacked already
overrated shit
>This defending
>>63997934
michael owen
>>63997927
lel is that flopamendi chasing after messi there?
>>63997881
>english defending
literally 3 englishmen in the Stoke back 5 and they havent conceded pal
>>63997934
robbie savage
>>63997927
thats fucking sunday league tier
>>63997928
Are Arabs generally jealous of black people, since they theymselves are more on the poopy color spectrum?
Is Michael Owen literally the Alan Partridge of reality?
>>63997934
Manaman I think, which makes what you said really odd
>>63997940
I hope poop doesnt play tiki "pass it sideways until they fall asleep" taka when he moves to city
>Boney M
>>63997934
Jamie Carragher
>>63997947
I could also believe wollscheid and pieters would be from stoke
>>63997934
Steve McManaman
>>63997940
He's gonna win the league cup/champions league double this season
>>63997953
Richard Madeley is the closest thing to Partridge IRL.
sterling pls stop diving you pussy
>>63997927
literally the fucking 94th minute
>>63997930
Parity.
Talent is spread out among more teams. Ergo, the top teams are worse than usual and the mid-level teams are better than usual.
>>63997964
that and the lesser teams have improved thanks to all the PL money
>>63997964
based teenage girls make muh dick hard
>STERSHIT
>>63997965
Gerrard doesn't play in Europe anymore, m8.
>>63997934
Glenn Hoddle
>>63997964
>tfw no pear gf
>>63997969
Wasn't a dive you idiot
Post football player names that trigger your /robot/ autism
>CHADli
R-r-r-reeeee
Sterlel has flopped so hard apart from that one game
nbc commentator is in love with Shaquiri
>Sterdive
>>63997934
>>63997964
Would love to splooge on that tummy
coutinho destroyed demichelis completely
>>63997970
ireland
yes
>50 million pound Sterling
>>63997949
Why wouldn't they offer more? They've got enough channels. Surely they want more people watching on the tv
>Barcelona could win away at Stoke on a windy day
>Demichelis
>Kolorov
>Otamendi
>Fernando
>Sterling
>Boner
How much did this bunch actually cost because the lot of them are wank.
>jon walters
pic related all i think when i see him
>>63997988
STHEVE
>>63997982
>Fred
>>63997934
the one with the less english accent?
how much did shitty pay for Otamendi? With DeBruyne and Sterling they must have spent a nice amount this summer
>mfw bundesliga rejects are beating city
>no face
Mcmanaman makes a good point, why does lellegrini never look interested? He always sits there while his team are two or three goals down instead of trying to motivate
>>63998002
300 million
>>63998005
JUST
>you are now aware that Liverpool sold Sterling for 50 (50) million pounds
>>63998000
>Ireland posting NO ASS
What's new?
>>63998014
>tfw people will think shaqiri's had a good season now
>>63998000
>tfw you really enjoy massage porn
>suddenly Hegre-Art becomes kekcentral
JUST
Fucking why lads? Why must these faggots ruin everything?
>>63998019
because he is a patrician coach
>>63998002
4m
16m
30m
12m
50m
30m
£142m
lmao
>>63998019
>Mcmanaman makes a good point
No
His analysis of "why aren't they shouting" comes up every single game
>>63998012
The one who speaks a bit quiet and kind of like an old man-ish. He sounds so relaxed
He has quite a british accent
>Shitva
kek, city still reeling from the liverpool game
City defenders can't seem to jockey for shit...Stoke are getting as much space as Liverpool had.
>Silver
What the fuck was that
is Bony even actually playing
>De Bruyne puts in a good cross
>everyone can't be bothered
>>63998041
oddle m8
>>63998041
Glenn Hoddle. He hates spackas.
>>63997393
>6 weeks ago
>JUST GIVE US THE TITLE ALREADY!
>Aguero dies
>this kills the city
This Stoke passing game is top notch lads.
Bring on Nacho-sama desu.
>>63998050
Bony flat out doesn't work as a lone striker in city's system
What....
>bpponey
>bony
saw that city were losing 2-0 so naturally i came in to shitpost
but can someone tell my why arnautovic is getting booed?
City players are looking as if they've all had a massive hangover
All that running ginger kids do when chased by bullies kinda paid off in De Bruyne huh
Shakira is ripping city apart
> Sterling and deBruyne switching sides
that'll fool 'em
>shitty
>>63998053
>>63998054
Thanks lads
tell me again how did demichelels get this grill?
>>63998056
Aguero's been ded all season mate, kompany and mangala dying has been the difference because it means Demichelis is starting
Where were you when the EPL became crap
could have been 3-0 holy sheet
mark hughes is doing a really good job at stoke tbf
he ruined the meme that stoke play shit football
>>63998029
milking table is pretty good senpai
>>63998076
They looked like that against Tottenham and Liverpool too. It's like they just give up when they play against a tough/phsyical team.
>>63998084
be rich
>>63998084
Dosh
>>63998086
EPL is better than ever
Yuros can't handle the idea that big teams can lose.
Are Shaqiri and Bojan legitimately better than Hazard, lads?
>>63998084
Yeah, money. Look at Crouch and his wife.
>>63998075
stoke fans don't like his shitty topknot
>>63998084
He's a sexy man
>>63998090
They're literally scoring less under him than when pulis was in charge
>>63998086
How is this not amazing? Also, look at Juve and Roma, lol
>>63998090
>Losing to Sunderland
Yeah, sure.
>Sterling
>Bony
>Otamendi
>Mangala
Well at least kdb worked out right lads?
>>63998029
>Suddenly becomes Kek central
Mate the site has featured many different races/culture for years.
>>63998084
long hair and facemask
>>63998081
>they advertise El Clasico over 3 weeks in advance
Is the rest of Lel Liga really that uninteresting they have to hype up a game almost a month away?
>>63998084
He's attractive, rich, famous and hipster trendy .
Stoke are kind of underrated
Solid team with a good core
>>63998096
They're getting caught on the counter so easily, it's ridiculous.
Pushing all those DMs who can't really win the second-balls is a horrible idea.
>>63998114
I prefer "too much ass" Ireland over kek Ireland
Of course, they're both deplorable
>>63998091
""Dutch"" bandwagoner edit needed desu
>>63998090
>15% of their goals this season scored today
Nah
>>63998091
is that elliot rodgers
>bony
THIS MEME HAHAHAHA
>>63998033
>Sterling
>50m
J U S T
>>63998104
Yes
Why are there so many Spanish teams in the CL? Teams like Sevilla and Valencia just aren't good enough and need to be removed
>>63998132
Worse than the Jews t.b.h.
Who /ashamedofownIrishheritage/ here?
>>63998137
>>63998119
>>63998112
this is how you know /sp/ knows fuck all about football
this is why I use reddit for serious football dicussion
you lot are complete fucking idiots
Fucking hell bojan
>Demichelis
Jesus fuck, what has Coutinho done
>>63998146
sevilla won the europa
valencia came 4th
>>63998146
>that flag
solid b8 m8
Sagna looks like gas mark 5 Avon Barksdale
fucks sake that was embarrassing
>>63998146
cuz they gave the EL winner a CL spot
>>63998130
They were that for years, and then recently they for some fucking reason started signing incredibly talented attacking players, many ex-Barcelona
That cheeky backpass, love it
SHITTY DEFENCE HUMILIATED
Bojan rektd lelmichelis like a sack of shite his is
>and there's Arnautović looking for his hat-trick
>37 mins gone
mfw i have no f
holy shit..
is this stokecelona?
>Bojan
Are manlets better at footy?
>>63998150
>lower in the table than under pulis
>less goals than under pulis
>shitload more money spent
Yeah hughes is so good
>>63998120
>worked out
He's this seasons meme like Hazard.
Going to be found out sooner or later with effective scouting.
>>63998171
Well Hughes used to be at Barca- and now they have TV money.
>>63998150
>You guys don't agree with my opinion
>My hugbox subreddit all have a happy circlejerk
Then go back there and stay there cunt
They are playing with them kek
I predict 4-1
>>63998112
>literally got a better finish than Pulis ever managed in his first season
>even better points total in his second season
>probably going to improve once again this season
yeah nah ur a cunt
wow stoke
this is weird
>>63998177
yes
I fucking love Bojan
>>63998150
Stop baiting
LEL they are being torn apart
>first Bojan
>now Pieters
are Stoke going to win the prem?
>>63998181
De Bruyne was always better than Hazard.
>>63998158
expect more destroyed defenders
>>63998176
indeed, they even have the Afellay - Bojan connection
>>63998150
do your opinions fall under the accepted guidelines for posting there?
The dream is well and truly dead.
>>63998199
Fag. What was her name?
Arnautovic is my 3rd cousin.
Ask me anything.
>>63998205
That's what they said about Hazard before last season.
>You now remember Bojan at Ajax
>>63998182
Yeah it's just funny it happened to Stoke of all fucking clubs, the one club with the most "hard work, working class 442" style club that won due to kicking the shit out of the opponents and having the loudest fans.
Their entire gameplan used to be around long throws for fucks sake.
>>63998161
Then take away their 4th spot and have the EL winner go through qualifying
>Kompany's head
Every time
>>63998217
Does anyone give a shit?
sorry but where is de bruyne? you guys said he was really good???
how did city ever expect beating a team with 8 champions league winners?
>>63998199
at cb? Aren't they usually forwards?
How was that nothing on affelay? Ref is blind
Is that Two Face by Kompany?
>no Kompany
>City get BTFO by a mid-table club
Gee, what a shock
>>63998219
It was so so bad. I remember him joining us was hyped like the second coming of christ.
>>63998209
Don't forget Muniesa
I miss when the porn spammed was at least violent
>>63998230
>>63998207
Jesus
Whats her name?
>>63998228
Not really desu. But it's pretty cool.
>>63998180
>lower in the table than under Pulis
literally wrong
>>63998244
Buff, who dat?
>>63998217
Does he find time to visit the rest of the family around Christmas/New Years? Or is the EPL's schedule too tight to allow that?
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I hate Sterling but damn, the way he set up Kolarov without seeing where his is was class.
Say my name.
>>weeks of nothing from Shaqiri
>>drop him
>>two assists before halftime
Shawcross fucking GOAT
>>63998245
Roberta Paulson
DAMN SON
Makes you realise how shit the big PL teams are when they can lose to any team on any day really. Can't see an English team winning the CL for years
>>63998241
oh yeah, and last year they came to Barcelona a couple of times to try and get some youngsters on loan. Shame it didn't work out.
>>63998258
>double meme arrows
>Missing Yaya, Kompany and Agüero
>Still the blackest team in the league
>The City of Shitty
> the city of city
GOAT
TROLLPOST
holy fucking shit anelkovic
trollpost
>astronautovič
>>63998244
1. They're getting disturbingly convincing.
2. Source please
>>63998256
its called hearing
>>63998257
Shag a heeree
>>63998244
Whats her name?
>>63998245
Joseline Kelly. vid not out yet
>hat trick denied again
stoke need a third before ht
>>63998249
They're 12th
Stoke have literally got worse since Hughes replaced Pulis' players with his own
MY HEART
>>63998217
what the fuck was that shit just now?
fucking hell
should have been 3 desu
>>63998252
I've only ever seen him 3 times.He's pretty busy during the season.
ohshit
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FCUKING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Be one-on-one
>hit the woodwork
WHHHYYYYY
most dangerous lead desu lads. man city can still win this.
Arnautović to City for Sterling + 10million p/t exchange when?
>>63998262
Lel
>>63998283
Thanks.
It's not my fetish but every time I see an image from blacked it looks a really high quality, hot girls as well.
damn
ok lads, tell me what went wrong? how can we win during the second half?
>BT take every chance they get to namedrop Webb
>they've gone so far to go to him to say onside
>>63998244
Lovely looking femine penis
>>63998302
>really high quality
It's just soft lighting mate the direction is worse than usual porn
>>63998285
>Stoke have literally got worse since Hughes replaced Pulis' players with his own
Butthurt QPR fan detected.
>>63998297
It's not 2-1. They could probably only win if they score before half time.
>Kolarov and Sterling not marking anyone
>Diabetes-man putting in passes left, right and center
What a twist.jpg
>you now remember bony is playing
nobody knows where the fuck the ball will land
>>63998306
stop being Argentinian
>>63998296
The wind fucked him up
>>63998306
Stop shitposting and focus on the match, or at least tending to your otters.
>>63998287
Don't ask me bro. Should have scored.
Also, just in case you guys are wondering how we are related. We both share the same great grandparents from my dad's side. I'm pure Serb though, unlike him.
>this fucking wind
>>63998310
Maybe it's just the aforementioned hot girls that gets my attention. I don't watch 3D porn, almost all I ever see is on fucking matchday threads.
>>63998285
Stoke's finishes in the PL under Pulis
>12th
>11th
>13th
>14th
>13th
Stoke's finishes under Hughes
>9th
>9th
>currently in 9th position
Hughes' worst finish literally 2 spots higher than Pulis' best finish
>>63998306
Confidence and momentum, simple as that. They need to believe they are the better team, atm Stoke has this mind set and are carving up with tricky one-two's.
city have been invisible
>>63998385
You are genuinely retarded enough to be an ITV commentator, congrats.
It's not down to fucking cunting confidence and believing you can win REEEEEEEE
>>63998370
Never rated Hughes as a good manager if i was honest, but he is proving me wrong at stoke
Looks like City are going to get... blown away
> lellegrini brings on delph
14 and a half games too late to save his job
