http://www.marca.com/en/2015/12/04/en/football/real_madrid/1449243068.html
Let's get in here and shitpost together, lads.
>>63984631
>"real" madrid
wena coches
JUST
>inelegible player
Why is he inelegible
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>63984631
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Loliga
Literally who cares?
Johnstone Pain Trophy is worth more lmao
>appeal
>oh ok lads sorry
>reinstated
you heard it here first..
>>63984631
>The halal city of Madrid
>>63984631
now they cant win the tremble.... i cant keep a straight face on that one actually lel
>>63984663
I'm really hoping the US catches up in terms of feminizing white boys and encouraging interracial relationships.
>russian tabloids going wild
>a russian player just got Ronaldo club dq'd
Anyone got that pic of Cheryshev looking devastated being escorted after the sub?
>>63984663
>Sweden
SO TOLERANT
>>63984631
>confirmed
>they will appeal the decision, first before the RFEF Appeals Committee and then, if necessary, before the Spanish Sports Tribunal (TAD)
too soon
go shitpost somewhere else Piqué
>>63984714
>>russian tabloids going wild
you can't just say that without giving us some details, m8. What are some of the best headlines?
>>63984731
>>63984732
read the second line
haha get fucked real
>>63984751
I thought that was the reason they were going wild.
>Royal Messdrid
>Fail Madrid
Absolutely haram
Beheadings when?
>Haram Madril
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63984792
THE SHITTY OF MADRID
>>63984796
Fax operator at Halal Madrid - the most dangerous job in the world
>>63984661
Three yellow cards = ineligible to play
>>63984810
The fax was probably manufactured in Catalonia
Confirmed for zeru tituli
>>63984631
>"Real" Madrid
>play fake players
>get banned
>>63984732
>the best headlines
GLORIOUS PUTIN PERSONALLY BOMBS MUSLIMS OUT OF MADRID
>>63984792
>headline in argie newspaper says "Real Cagada"
wew, lad
>Real Madrid in charge of winning the treble
>>63984731
what do the rules say about the suspension of the act? is the expulsion of Madrid suspended until the decision over the appeal? or the tournament keeps on going wo Madrid and if they win the appeal it gets restarted?
>>63984631
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63984931
the appeal will be solved in a week
that should not affect the tournament
>>63984912
>Real Madrid
>10* Champions League trophies
>never won the treble
>only manage to win League + CL in the same season twice in their history
>it was in 1957 and 1958, back in the European Cup era, so they weren't even CL trophies
>FC Barcelona
>5 Champions League trophies
>2 of them winning the treble in the same season
>the other 3 winning the League in the same season
>>63985008
what if they take it to the Spanish Sports Tribunal? do the decision comes also before the next match of the cup?
>>63985020
Why is Barça so based? I've never seen a team completely shit consistently on their "historically superior" rival like Barça has to Madrid, 5-0,0-4, 2-6, 2 trebles, breaks every Madrid La Liga record, etc..
I know this is a shitposting thread but Madrid have been on suicide watch since like 2003
>>63985020
>mad as fuck
Fuck off haters. Real Madrid will win the appeal AND win the tournament
>>63985063
No they won't
>>63985063
>MSN plays in La Liga
>Not in Madrid
How?
>>63985063
Oops, you appear to have a dated, haram version of their logo with the cross still on the top.
Please update your image or prepare for your beheading.
Inshallah
>>63985063
That logo is haram, delete it.
Final de copa Bernabeu
>>63985063
how do you appeal when you've fucked up?
>>63985120
>"we didn't mean to fuck up"
>"we're so sorry"
>"have some cash"
>>63985137
>"Keep your cash and buy a new fax machine"
Ronceroooooooooooo
>>63985063
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>63985146
what am i looking at
>>63984631
its the curse of the chicarito
>>63985063
>this flag
hey at least you got the logo right, Juan
>>63985156
A really famous and controversial journalist Madrid fan in Cadiz's locker room
>>63985254
you mean Villareal's locker room
>>63985279
Ya, and Cherisev in the back
>real madrid will NEVER EVER win the treble
goldface.jpg
But wait, there's more:
>old picture of Rafa Benítez holding an Antimadridista's scarf has just been leaked
>>63986097
Oh boy, the rain doesn't stop
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RAINY DAY
>>63986097
>what is photoshop
Who /a/ntimadridista here?
>>63986097
Nice
>>63986145
>photoshop
It's from 1996/97, when he was Osasuna's manager
>>63986149
>weaboos
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>63986149
>Who /a/ntimadridista here?
Rafa Benitez
Unfortunately, that's not Benitez. He was in the Real Madrid youth team until a knee injury ruined his career, so he is probably a Madrid fan. Ex-players who have given up football because of an injury apparently always get fat btw.
>>63986149
all weeaboos by definition are Madrid scum
>>63986202
This is correct but there is some hard evidence to back this up. On the full picture, you can see a sponsor name that wasn't added until like 2005, when Benitez was managing Liverpool.
I'd love the memes if it really was him but it's just a guy who kinda looks like Benitez
La Liga and UCL confirmed
>>63986216
Que te den. Siempre he odiado a esos blancos hijos de puta.
>>63984663
Yurops, what are we doing?
>>63986237
>cross
TAKBIR
>>63986237
>cross
absolute haram
>>63986241
>Perú
wew lad
>Real Madrid will never ever win a treble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Si6ubeZhMc
>>63986556
why taunt them with the de gea chant when navas has been better than him all season?
>>63986556
That video, top quality bantz and keks
>>63986556
I was surprised how fast they came up with that
>The Allahticos
>>63986556
Humillación histórica
>>63986556
Eternal reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlxd-6JiI7M
>>63986847
It's a shame I didn't lurk 4chan back then, I wonder if it caused a shitstorm
>>63986887
>I didn't lurk 4chan back then,
>2009
>>63986965
I was born in 1997, I was 12
>>63986996
Stop
>>63986965
2009 was 8 years ago
>>63987003
Do you feel old, gramps?
>>63987008
>>63987010
>>63987030
Softie
![Feels-Good-Man-Frog-06[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EUxRIpy.png "Feels-Good-Man-Frog-06[1].png")
>>63987030
>tfw I'm 18 and have all my life ahead of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvTEmdFPYEA
>>63986847
>>63986887
Wait!
It's not over yet
>>63987152
this was pretty cool. Smaller league Spanish teams are pretty based
>>63987180
of course it's not, they are going to try and weasel in by all means possible
>>63987162
>tfw your team will never be on this chart
>>63987180
Oh come the fuck on.
>>63986149
>Who /a/ntimadridista here?
Anyone who has at least a tiny bit of decency and self-respect.
>>63987180
That's just damage control
Look at the official resolution
http://www.marca.com/2015/12/04/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1449254881.html
>6- "No cabe duda de que hubo notificación personal al jugador, acompañada de publicación de la imposición de sanción de suspensión por un partido derivada de la acumulación de amonestaciones. Ninguna otra exigencia ni diligencia añadida tenía que haber desplegado la RFEF. Circunstancia que, en cambio, no cabe predicar de la actuación del club denunciado".
>>63987240
I am.
>>63987180
>we did nothing wrong
>everybody is wrong we're right
>muh e-el mejor club del mundo
>>63987273
Boixos Nois is still a thing?
>>63987345
In jail, maybe
They are banned from Camp Nou
>>63984903
>>63987248
kek
Right now, is there a bigger joke in world football than Real MaTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
>>63987434
>Not Real TSUUUUUUUUUUdrid
This would be extremely painful, for TSUUUUU
can someone explain TSUUUUUU to me
please
>>63987490
another forced meme by jelly abrms that hate us cos they ain't us
Its a mental ilness
>>63987490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqGNpuLX5wA
Try too google it next time.
>>63987490
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63987490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
>>63987490
T O O M U C H A S S
O
O
M
U
C
H
A
S
S
>>63987547
>paddy on holiday
>>63987513
googling tsuuuuu didnt give me shit
but thank you
>>63987565
not enough U's
>>63985063
>remove cross
>everything goes to shit, no trophies eversince
You made God angry, you'll pay the price. The disciples are coming for madrid, and the Messiah is leading them.
>>63987701
Pretty haram post bro
>>63987701
Prepare to be beheaded infidel
>>63984631
>he's a bummer!!!
oi lads is he gay?
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/cristiano-ronaldo-is-allegedly-flying-to-morocco-four-times-a-week-for-a-cuddle-with-his-male-friend
>>63987180
Osasuna just came out saying if RM win the appeal they will challenge the validity of the whole competition.
It is over. RM is out. The clusterfuck resulting from changing this decision is not worth it and won't happen.
>>63987880
>confirmed fag...
>>63987915
My mother (which is quite good at this things) has no doubts.
>>63988008
Women are good at spotting this kind of thing. Rihanna and Paris Hilton also hinted Cristiano was gay. And let's not forget him having a test-tube baby to raise by himself while being single. The evidence kinda piles up.
>>63987836
Probably, muslims are taking over Europe anyway.
Can I come over to Murica?
> Real Madrid appeals to TAD
> Real Madrid goes through because reasons
> armed revolution starts in Cádiz and Pamplona
> next round, Real Madrid gets knocked out by Mirandés
> Cheryshev is mysteriously impaled and flogged
Russian minorities in Spain being protected, when?
What a nice day this was lads
There are 3 Arabic phrases in the worldwide trending list on twitter, I assume its about Madrid?
>>63988576
>3
I see 6
No doubt about it. For any other thing they already speak in german.
>>63988606
fine 3 entries, whatever
>>63984663
Jesus Christ Sweden, WTF has happened to you??
>>63984792
How utterly embarrassing. How the fuck does a team of that stature not catch this?
>>63988723
>>63986267
it's sensible to be gay in sweden when you're a white male to avoid rape charges
>>63984631
>people actually believed real wouldn't get kicked out
>>63989053
>people actually believe real won't win the appeal
>>63988069
can't blame him for staying closeted tho, I wouldn't want to get beheaded either.
>>63988255
Russian invasion of Spain follows soon after
http://www.espnfc.us/real-madrid/story/2739186/real-madrid-thrown-out-of-copa-del-rey-after-cheryshev-error
This whole article is full of keks. Apparently a fan is going to sue RM because they got thrown out.
>>63989123
also, plenty of sponsor money to lose. Not to mention suddenly the pictures of him for his underwear company campaign are seen under different light.
>La notificación de la suspensión, explica el juez de competición, "se produjo precisamente en el domicilio designado por el propio jugador a efectos de notificaciones, que no es otro que el mismo del Villarreal, C.F".
b-but the player wasn't personally notified kek
>>63989448
A couple fans tried to warn RM dude was ineligible and got told to stfu
TSUUUUUUUUU
>>63989489
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63984792
>>63989470
yup, even a press member and ex-referee called them and sent them a fax before the game started but was completely ignored by the club lel
They are too used to do whatever they want.
>>63988723
same is happening to you, faggit
>Beeeppp. Beeeeepp
Paco slowly opened his eyes as the fax machine sounded for the first time in weeks.
"Ondele" he moaned. He had only taken this job because of the crippling economic situation in Spain. He was a fully qualified Siestengineer with his PHD in putting off work. He had written his thesis on how to best angle your head to place a hat over it while you sleep in the middle of the hot Spanish day. He didn't have time to be doing 1 piece of work every few hours. Nonetheless, he knew he had a family to provide for. Little Paco needed that new bullfighting cape.
He reached over and lazily pulled the fax from the machine and began skimming through like a spoon skimming through a fresh batch of post siesta paella. He couldn't really be bothered to actually read it so just picked out the key words. 'Cheryshev... Ronaldo.... Ineligible.....Cup....Madrid'. He pulled out his computer and typed out an email informing everyone at the club that Cheryshev would be Ineligible to attend CR7's 'Cristianos genital cup for little boys' product launch, then sent out another email to Ronaldo reminding him to finish looking through the modelling samples sent in by his young fans.
He closed his eyes and went back to his siesta, another days work behind him.
>>63984663
Post the selfies' one.
>>63986556
holy shit that was brutal, based Andalusia always with the banter
>>63989752
10/10
>ondele
Wait, are people in Spain actually blaming Cheryshev? Is it because you are all xenophobic cunts or something?
The player did literally nothing wrong. Hell, he even performed and scored a goal. Hope he goes to Arsenal next season tbqh.
>>63989869
I will not assume all murricans are retarded after reading this nonsense
>>63984663
>the decrepit state of Western civilization
kek
KEK
K E K
>En la resolución se asegura que se cumplió, pues, “con la debida seguridad jurídica”. Y añade: “En ningún precepto se exige, ni el sentido común ni la lógica lo aconsejan, que se entreguen en mano con acuse de recibo a cada futbolista todas y cada una de los cientos de sanciones que se imponen por los órganos de disciplina deportiva”.
>Considera, pues, “forzada y endeble” la argumentación del Real Madrid sobre el asunto de la notificación y considera “parcial y sesgada” su interpretación porque ese mismo artículo 41, en su apartado 3, dice que las notificaciones “podrán realizarse en el club o SAD al que pertenecen en cada momento”.
>En el apartado quinto considera “agónico” el esfuerzo del Madrid por “negar la evidencia e ir contra sus propios actos”
>Por último, desestima las alegaciones del Real Madrid referidas a otro artículo del Código Disciplinario, el 112, en el que se contempla anulación de los ciclos de amonestaciones antes de la disputa de los dieciseisavos de final de la Copa. El juez considera que esos ciclos se refieren “exclusivamente a aquellos supuestos en los obviamente no se haya alcanzado el número de amonestaciones que conlleve automáticamente la oportuna suspensión de un partido”. Y concluye que esa anulación de amonestaciones “se aplica a aquellos clubes que vienen participando en la competición desde su primera ronda con el objeto de que todos los clubes que lleguen a dieciseisavos de final compitan en igualdad de condiciones”.
halal BTFO by the judge
>>63989881
Fuck off Ahmed, remember you are the product of:
>MESTIZAJE MALIGNO
>E
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>T
>I
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>A
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>A
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>>63989957
>American being pure
>>63989967
amerilard BTFO
>>63989967
Ok, maybe I'm 1/4th Irish, 1/2 German, and another 1/4 Dutch. But it's certainly better than being a mut mix of gypsy, northern african, and sephardi jew. Fucking disgusting breed tbqh.
>>63986556
Hahahaha holy shit based Cádiz
>>63990015
>1/4 Dutch
>1/2 German
>1/4 Irish
That's only 75% dumbass.
Tfw you can't TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU your way out of it
>>63990137
kek
>>63986556
>Queremos 11 Arbeloas
Oh god im crying here, Jesus Christ now ill bandwagon Cadiz the rest of my life. Thanks Austria, 10/10 post
>>63986556
That fatass isn't surviving the christmas transfer window-
ومثل هذه النتيجة غير مقبولة ما حدث
>>63989771
>Andalucia
>Based
Literally the niggers of Spain.
>>63989869
>Is it because you are all xenophobic cunts or something?
Good to hear that. I'll be over your country by the weekend, hope you'll like the cultural enrichment I'll give to your daughters.
>>63988576
>There are 3 Arabic phrases in the worldwide trending list on twitter, I assume its about Madrid?
Nah, the first 2 are about the Saudi league. The 3rd one is about a shitty defensive midfielder who plays on one of the teams mentioned in the 2nd hashtag
![5349617+_e1378c7f89da2e381718f9047cb0c8fb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aTG5ocm.jpg "5349617+_e1378c7f89da2e381718f9047cb0c8fb[1].jpg")
I wonder how Madrid will COPA with this
>>63987490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gufav_OAW5Y
>>63984661
They didn't unlock him yet.
>>63984663
SWEDEN YES
>Spanish FA fucks up
>Kicks out Real Madrid to cover its fuck up.
Injustiça
>>63992009
Nah, if anything Ronaldo is saying:
TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUU
Now he can go to P$G and feel no guilt ;^)
BASED
>>63984663
Sweden please stahp
>>63992300
>liking Reddit: the player
You should know better Raja.
>>63989752
lel
>>63992627
>not like Piqué
>>63993661
>Argentines in charge of speaking English properly
No me rompas los huevos, Diego
>>63984631
>we didn't get the fax part II
it's hilarious that they can pretend that it isn't their fault again.
>>63992627
>Reddit: the player
>bangs Shakira
>hung like an elephante
>gay with zlatan
Kek
>>63987162
>Anderlecht on the same level as any of those teams
>Athletico and Juve failures
>Chelsea and United above Bayern
Delete this.
>>63989752
> post siesta paella
Holy shit, this has to be a thing asap.
Thank you based Gibraltar
>>63986556
What's going on here?
>>64002904
> Benítez! Please pick De Gea!
> We want eleven Arbeloas!
> Cheryshev, I love you!
Topkek banter by Cádiz fans.
>>63989489
>>63989526
>>64004318
Hahahahaha
Pretty accurate pham
>>64005152
kek
lel
>>64005152
heh
