Thunder 95
Heat 97 [W]
Nuggets 106 [W]
Raptors 105
Magic 103 [W]
Jazz 94
Spurs 103 [W]
Grizzlies 83
Pacers 111
Trailblazers 123 [W]
Celtics 114 [W]
Kings 97
XENOBLADE CHRONICLES X JUST CAME OUT
JOHN WALL CONFIRMED SHOOK AS FUCK TONIGHT
redpill me on Stephanie Curry
OFFICIAL REMINDER
JOHN WALL
AND HIS FAMILY
OFFICIALLY SHOOK BY NINTENDO
Someone please explain this John Wall Nintendo thing.
inb4 >he doesn't know
well no shit I don't, that's why I'm asking
>>63981459
>21-O he doesn't know
who /MavsSpursCeltics/ broship here?
>PG-Steph Curry
>SG-Steph Curry
>SF-Steph Curry
>PF-Steph Curry
>C-Steph Curry
How many titles does this team win in a row? 10? 15?
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>63981498
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
did john wall say the wii u scuked or something?
i dont understand this meme
>>63981353
>>63981405
What is this meme
>>63981579
Get caught up nigga this aint 2014
>>63981560
How much do you think he deadlifts with those tiny legs
http://www.nba.com/2015/news/features/steve_aschburner/12/03/despite-derrick-rose-struggles-the-building-chicago-bulls-are-surprising/index.html
> All the references served as stand-ins for Rose, who missed 14 of his 17 shots and now is 19-for-70 (27.1 percent) since returning from a two-game absence (ankle sprain). The Bulls' guard had a season-best nine assists and just two turnovers and did shoot eight free throws. But he had no touch, no feel, whether banging some Tim Duncan-wannabe bank shots off the glass from the left wing or fizzling floaters just short of the rim.
>Anyone expecting Rose to be down or a little embarrassed about the misfirings, though, was off the mark as badly as he.
>"We're 11-5. Come on now," Rose said. "If it was the other way around, we'd be hanging our heads and there would be something to really talk about. But as long as we're winning games, it don't matter how we win them. As long as we got one [more point] at the end of the game, we're fine with it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5zrGo1n6c
>"upgrading" to a Sony product
>not upgrading to the superior Wii U
This is where the downfall began.
>>63981607
>get caught up!
>doesn't explain
I forgot you spergs feel proud of muh secret club
>>63981611
287
>>63981630
>spergs
sure is 2007 in here
>>63981630
>spergs
>muh secret club
And yet youre begging to know what the meme means. Stay mad nigga
>>63981623
it only got worse from there senpai
what went wrong?
>>63981498
get this broship shit out of here
mavs stand alone
>>63981694
everything
>>63981617
Sucks about Rose but that is kind of the attitude you want from any of your players. Awesome stuff.
Poor dude will probably never really be good again and he's kinda dumb but he has a really good perspective about things, with everyone in his home town shit talking him when he's just trying.
>>63981617
idk tit seems like the article painted the whole thing in a negative light like what the fuck
why do we praise an athlete for saying "idk bout my stats its about the W and the team" when he drops 50 but pass judgement on them when they drop 4
>2-4
>>63982042
>It's eternal
>>63982049
indeed
>>63981560
Curry fags = LBJ fags
>>63981694
Iguodala wasn't Lebron James
>>63981498
>MavsSpursCeltics broship
FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA. DALLAS BEEN RUNNING SHIT BY OURSELVES SINCE DAY ONE FAGGOT...DON'T TRY TO ASSOCIATE US WITH THAT FAGGOTRY
also
>mavs
>spurs
>broship
Fucking no.
Will Porzingis become Shawn Bradley
>>63982227
Dallas doesn't need some shitty broship
Does Kawhi Leonard make a case for best player in the NBA? I think he does.
>>63982282
>all those other shitty teams
I only rep DEM BOYZ and the Mavs...all those other teams can eat a dick 2bh my nigga.
>Dirk leads us to the Playoffs again all while averaging career high PPG and FG% with another All-Star appearance
>Godhand wills us to the meme >8-8 record
>Redskins are the Redskins, Giants and Iggles shit the bed and we still somehow win out the NFC East
THIS IS OUR YEAR NIGGA
>>63982324
he's not hype material so no MVP for him
>>63982338
even if it isn't our year, jared goff would be a good consolation prize
and I only really rep FCD, the mavs, and the boys
really digging the young roster FCD put together this year
>>63982359
>all this shitty FCD talk
nigga what did I just say? I told you I don't follow that bullshit. we can chop it up about the Mavs and DEM BOYZ but that's it. stop talking about your shitty divegrass team nigga, nobody cares family.
>>63982324
He has a case for being 2nd/3rd best. Curry has been untouchable this season
>>63981607
i jst want to be part of /nba/ senpai
>>63981617
is rose still seeing double.
>>63982498
No it's just an excuse for his horrible play at this point
>>63982397
no need to get salty nigga
Are the raptors officially first round exits yet again?
>>63981617
>"I don't like nappy hair"
Just when I thought Durant couldn't be more of a fuck nigga, he keeps on proving me wrong. Biggest fuck nigga in the NBA.
>>63982927
What he do this time?
If they continue playing like that, the Warriors will have the highest offensive rating of all time while the Spurs will have the lowest defensive rating of all time.
Thoughts?
>>63983062
What kind of analysis do you want on that, it is what it is
>Grizzlies BTFO again
what went wrong, why did they suddenly become mediocre
>>63983240
they faced the best team in the league can't be too mad desu
friendly reminder that kawhi Leonard is a top 2-3 player in the world
>>63981498
Dallas and SA? Shouldn't the two teams from Texas rivalry with each other?
>Way too long for 140 characters, but here's the Kobe story Dwyane Wade told me: This was last month, the night before the Heat hosted the Lakers here in Miami. Wade decided to stop by the arena and get in a soak in the cold tub. He goes through the Heat's locker room area, back over to the training room, and who is already just sitting there in the tub…Kobe Bryant. Wade told me in the 13 years he’s played for the Heat, he’s never ever seen Pat Riley let an opposing player into the inner sanctum like that, using the team’s facilities, and that frankly, he was shocked. Of course, that's the respect that Kobe has earned, and the two old friends had a great, long talk. At the end of it, Kobe asked Dwyane if his sons were coming to the game the next night. Dwyane said no, as it was a school night, and Kobe said, 'you know what, bring them, I think it’s going to be my last time here.' Dwyane brought the boys, they got a lifetime memory after the game taking pictures with Kobe, and the Wade family got a little sneak-preview of Kobe's retirement announcement before anyone else.
Who /GOATGOAT/ broship here?
>>63984181
OH SHIT OH SHIT MESSI HAS CROWNED CURRY THE NEW GOAT!!! THE ONLY OTHER PLAYER TO GET THIS KIND OF LOVE WAS KOBE.
RBLC WE ARE FUCKING OUT HERE
>Magic win 5 straight
Maybe things aren't so bad after all. Are the Cloppers at full strength our are some players still hurt/injured?
>>63981694
Silver gave Wiggins to the Cavs instead of the Sixers
>>63984144
Damn that's a good story senpai. If I was a fuck nigga I'd have a few tears in my eyes rn but I'm not so I don't.
Reminder that the Magic have the second longest win streak in the league and the same record as the Thunder.
>>63984368
>worstern conference
Looks like the Beastern conference is back
Spurs are
>1st in OPPG
>20th in PPG
>2nd best record in the league at 16-4
By the end of the season they'll be top 10 maybe even top 5 in PPG and they will literally be unstoppable
>>63984302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2KHlc77UQ
i really think kobe wishes he had a son
>>63981328
TUESDAY
TUESDAY
GSW VS IND
GSW VS IND
7:00PM EST
7:00PM EST
>>63984208
clippers just suck
>>63984764
they're losing at toronto and indiana on this trip
>>63982324
Hes a top 3 sf with Durant and PG
>inb4 lelbron
LeBron gets so much hate for nothing. The worst thing he did in his life was change team. That's it. And people crucify him and rim Kobe because muh mamba. It's so kekworthy.
>>63985738
>that flag
>this post
>tfw no mara
>>63985738
ffs ur disgracing uk fans
>>63984707
raw points per game are useless. Spurs are first in defensive rating and top 10 in in offensive rating
That's it /nba/ it's over! I'm done posting here. Yes you heard it right I'm retiring from /nba/. why, do you ask? I feel there's nothing more I can do here so I'm going out on top. This way I'll be known as the best poster to ever post on /nba/. I mean think about it all I do is win and piss you off to the point of rage! It's poetry.
also leave Harry alone, just like every other time, /nba/ was wrong about him. He might even be a good person he didn't deserve all this hate.
With that i bid you farewell and wish you the best in all your endeavors. good luck /nba/, but you still lost after bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and that's something you gotta live with
peace one love
>>63985814
lebron has 2 rings and people give him shit for it.
>>63981694
Their genius management thought they could build a championship team by tanking multiple seasons but instead they've made the franchise toxic
>>63982222
truth
>>63985738
>>63985871
are you going to cry about it?
>>63985871
People hated him long before he won anything. If people hated players for winning rings they'd hate Duncan way more than Lebron
>>63981459
Just ignore it
>>63985814
bye curry poster. ill miss you. have a good one man
>>63985943
Lebrun is impossible to relate to, fucking thug nigger
>>63984709
>Kobe Jr will never tear up the NBA.
Damn.
>>63984709
>>63986810
his son will probably end up playing soccer or some shit
>>63981694
>what's the best way to win?
>LOSE!
Would Hinkie be GOAT if the process works and they win a chip next year?
>>63984709
doesn't he have like 3 daughters? it really must suck to get 3 boring female children
kneebrah is back
K N E E B R A H
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>>63987086
self promotion is lame af senpai. we'd figure out it's you eventually cus you always post super gay shit or end up talking about your knees
>losing to the nuggies
Yeah, nah. 21-0
Gonna watch the reply of the Celtics/Kings match tonight, Celtics are returning negroes, be afraid yo
>>63981328
>samurai bun
>24.5 mins, 9-12 FG, 3-5 3PM, 4 TRB, 4 AST, STL, 21 PTS
this is what needs to happen more often, fug
Who else /payday/ here?
>>63984764
Shit....I might try to go to this....I live in cincy
I've never been to NBA game, are tickets already sold out you think?
Scalping is legal in Indy still right? When I went to F1 races there the scalpers were openly doing their thing everywhere.
What would decent seats run me?
>boss expects me to be at work 6 am sharp tomorrow
lmao bitch is fucked in the head
>>63987505
Right here. Although it's gonna be more like paydebts after I get my check
>>63987540
Nevermind, found it. They're ridiculous
>>63987669
>ridiculous
FUCK OUT OF HERE BROKE NIGGA
>>63987505
Reporting
How much are your checks?
kawhi leonard > paul george
>>63987720
that was me senpai
>>63987669
>nearly 2016
>being a broke ass nigga
>>63987692
>>63987744
Actually, this is me:
>>63987715
Not broke but paying $400 a piece for two tickets would be wildly financially irresponsible. That's why I have more money than you faggots.
The money you have isn't necessarily the money you should spend.
>>63987781
it's a joke about jahlil being a twat and bragging about his money. you posting your nice bank account on an anonymous imageboard doesn't make you much better. we got good jobs in this bitch famiglia
>two tickets
pacersbro how can I get a new gf I want something real
>>63987826
>implying I have a gf
I have that money from working non-stop for 5 years at my job on the railroad as a conductor. I have no gf or prospects of a gf since I never do social shit just work 12-15 hours a day 7 days a week. I'd be taking my broke ass friend.
Steph is on pace to get 416 threes this season.
We are literally in the midst of Wilt Chamberlain like historic numbers we will never, ever see again. Appreciate it instead of hating faggots.
>>63987875
ah I thought you were pacersbro, the one with all his gf drama...nearing the anniversary of the drunk feels night...
that's a cool job man, get to see scenery all day
>>63987980
he better get to 420 ayyyyyy
>>63987781
This but I have no idea
>open face time
>see this
what do
>They doubted >us
5th straight win
>>63988065
Pull up a 360 fade away dunk bank shot and walk away
>76ers tickets going for $14 on their site
why is she so sweaty? why is she so happy?
>ThreeszzzzZZZZzzzz
>>63988170
She's been blacked
>>63988101
>thinking the Magic is going to go anywhere
>mfw Aaron Gordon is literally Blake 2.0 but twice as shitty
There's honestly no hope for the magic. Y'all need a C.
>>63988101
>knicks
>bucks
>celtics
>wolves
>jizz
literally cupcake tier
>>63988498
Celtics gonna do some damage so frigg off
>>63988498
yet everyone is creaming their pants over the warriors and their fraud 20-0 record
>>63988601
The Warriors have literally had the easiest schedule so far and most of their games were at home.
They don't even face the Spurs until January and they are in the same fucking conference.
>>63988658
this desu senpai
the only good teams they've faced are the clippers and the bulls, and that's relatively speaking
>Offset is free
>>63989224
>bobby shmurda's bond hearing failed
i'm fairly excited about the incoming rapening of the rest of the league. i was a bit worried about their offensive flow early on but now that i see they wanted to solidify their defensive identity first, i'm positively priapic.
>>63988658
Since when is half most? They've played 10 home and 10 away. And they're on like a 7 game road trip.
How has the 76ers coach been around for 3 fucking years
>>63987669
broke ass fucking nigga
Why isn't Steve Novakvgetting any minutes in OKC. He is a 3PT beast. That 2013 Knickstape year was amazing.
>>63989334
nice alliteration breh
>>63989224
>Gucci get out it's a problem
>>63989506
probably because he's a poorman's Ryan Anderson
same reason why Rudy Gay, Iggy, and Danny Granger didn't get any love back in the day because they were all seen as poor man's LeBron
if you weren't Melo or Durant they didn't consider you an elite SF
>>63983502
I've lived in DFW and just outside San Antonio. Mavs fans tend to have a begrudging respect for Spurs because they play pretty basketball. Spurs fan on the other hand take every opportunity to remind Mavs fans that we suck and all Dirk can do is shoot fade aways. They don't realize how lucky they are to have the continuity they've had for the past decade.
>>63989638
that's just the dumbest spurs fans desu, most of us came around after based dirk's 2011 nut dragging on lebum's face
>>63988410
>Blake 2.0 but twice as shitty
That makes no sense bud
>>63989651
that and realizing that carlisle is the second best coach in the league. you just can't disrespect that man.
>>63989336
You'll get in the way of their Golden State hateboner with your facts. Some people just can't handle historic greatness.
>>63989651
>>63989671
Thanks guys, I feel like we share common ground since we have the best two coaches in the league.
>>63989729
never forget we're the greatest state in the union paradise on earth playboy
is this body /nba/-core desu senpai
lebron is so weird
dani daniels, remy, riley reid, or someone else?
>>63989926
karla kush, eva notty, any of the girls from girlsdoporn desu senpai
>>63987669
lmao
I sat courtside on Monday. smdh pleb
Will Mandela help the Raptors beat the Warriors tomorrow?
>>63989986
isn't that nigga dead lmao
>>63990107
Clippers confirmed gayest franchise
>>63990107
Never Winning Anything
>you will never fuck fka twigs
>you will never fuck Milana
>you will never fuck Sky ferraria
>you will never fuck gianna michaels
>you will never fuck kim gordon
how do i go on anymore
>>63989790
brehs...
https://youtu.be/WwXqSqduJMg
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For fans of details, Kobe told Byron of his retirement decision at the beginning of the third quarter vs. Portland.
kek, classic Kobe.
>tfw no qt lakers jaime maggio gf
>>63981459
Nintendo is a Japanese games company that used to well-known for creating popular consoles like the NES, SNES, DS and Wii. Hope it helps.
>PG-Porzingis
>SG-Porzingis
>SF-Porzingis
>PF-Porzingis
>C-Porzingis
Name 1 reason why this team wouldn't the GOATest of all time. Think about it: is there any position Porzingis CAN'T play?
>>63990416
>my ex girlfriend is still in my dreams most every day even though I've been with other girls
>my ex girlfriend is smart af and cool but also a dumb cunt
>my hamstring is really fucking tight and I'm having a horrible workout right now
>I gotta be up ass early tomorrow
Wew
>>63990801
Dude is 7ft, is a top-tier defender and has a jump-shot. He's the future of the NBA.
>>63989758
as long as you guys agree that the rockets are shit, spurs fans are cool with me
>>63990911
Top-tier defender? Whats his stats? Is he going to turn into the next Dirk or something?
>>63990931
Rockets are a fucking train wreck, not much separating them and 76ers except they got two superstars whos just dont give a kek
>>63990939
>defense stats
lol, noob. And his game isn't really like Dirk's tbqfh.
>>63990949
Yeah, literally the only thing separating the Rockets and Sixers is two of the best players in the NBA, and a third once D-Mo is back
>>63989820
how long does it take for a soul to be recycled?
>>63990958
Hows asking for his stats noob? If you are saying he is a top tier defender then you should back that shit up cuz
>>63990976
Because defensive stats are notoriously bullshit for all sorts of reasons?
Kristaps Porzingis is ELITE. Deal with it. Can shoot the 3, hit the jumper, rebound, block shots, get to the basket and jumps out the gym. He's a hybrid of Malone and Garnett with a dash of Dirk. He's going to be an All-Star this year and most likely the rest of his career. He is a future DPOY and already has shown that he can lead a team and isn't afraid to take the big shots. He's been putting up BETTER numbers than rookie Ewing and is doing it at a better rate and fashion.
He IS the future of the Knicks and the NBA.
>>63991012
How and why? And why would you call him a top tier defender, what the fuck do you go by to proclaim that shitz?
>>63991019
Krispy Kreme is the real deal desu
He also plays nothing like dirk, he plays like a black alpha
>>63991019
>>63991047
turns out drafting pros from europe isn't that shabby an idea
>>63991021
Because it's incredibly hard to reasonably quantify how good someone is on defense by stats using a box score? It depends so much on matchups, switches, other players on the team, defensive scheme etc. On offence, you can always go back to the ball going through the basket, you can't do that on defense.
So it comes down to the eye test. He looks really fucking good. Way better than ANY rookie should be on defence.
>>63991057
How many blocks and steals is pretty easy to quantify but I get it mayne. Does he looks better than Okakek and KAT? Who's leading ROTY?
who /sports misc/ here?
rep me brehs
>>63990958
He plays like Rasheed. No one will make this comparison because of Sheed's nutty personality compared to Zinger but he definitely reminds me of Sheed the most.
It's hilarious how much he's compared to Dirk because they're both white 7ft tall players.
>>63991105
yeah lmao rns they play NOTHING alike
He's just white jesus
>>63991100
Blocks and (especially) steals are meme stats that tell you very little about how good a player is on defense. It's very easy to be complete garbage and get steals through gambling and be a massive net negative to your team.
Porzingis will likely be 2nd behind Towns in ROTY, but Porzingis has a ton more long-term upside, as he cuts down on sloppy fouls, plus his jumper, especially 3 shot, will keep improving (jumpshots tend to be the easiest thing for rookies to improve, with almost all NBA players getting better at it, especially Yuros and the longer 3pter).
leave /sp/ for a couple of days. feels bretty good.
come back to a shitty celtics general. Go Lakers!
GAME START SOON LADS! FUCKING WEW!
>>63991296
>>63991296
>Brooklyn currently skunked after 1 quarter down 42-21
>>63991307
>Go Lakers
Literally who?
>>63991347
Ohhhhhh, FUCK, you're talking about the other basketball team in Los Angeles. Sorry.
>>63991347
>>63991354
dont you got a dentist appointment nigel? literally nobody from the UK has ever been good in the NBA
>>63991372
>pretending to forget about based Deng
>>63991418
God bless those 04 bulls
/nba/ is ded on friday....
>>63991603
Warriors aren't playing, nothing for /nba/ to get butthurt over.
>>63982222
based quads
why is nintendo so obsessed, /nba/?
>>63981565
Except the front office basically said he's likely to leave after this season
What the fuck is this John Wall meme?
>>63991965
>he doesn't know
>>63981694
Hinkie wants his all center team
>>63983062
It will be the unstoppable man vs the immovable object
Jesus these Spurs are scary
>>63984208
Nah clippers suck
>Rockets playing in gray
>Mavs playing in green
wtf
>>63992084
Is it hideous jersey night at the American Airlines Center?
>>63992084
>didn't know mavs were wearing their greens tonight
>hell yes
hardwood classics senpai, mavs used to wear green silly britbong
houston is just shit
>>63992107
and so is england desu senpai
not going to mention what this person is called in fear of summoning him...BUT
i-is he gone?
Who /cúck/ here
>>63992159
rockshits are just giving him a tune up
>>63981498
ITS OFFICIAL
explain this
https://youtu.be/ja_Xx6vdR0s?t=33
>>63992225
Harden doesn't defend on fast breaks
>>63992242
and dallas just got the lead because of it
nice out of bonds wall
damn..playing xenoblade chronicles x...ahahhaaha john wall is gonna be SHOOK
this nintendo john wall meme is growing on me, its actually weirdly funny.
>5-13 with 6 TOs
holy shit, did xenoblade chronicles really make him this shook?
>>63992478
>simpleton's can't into game impact
Should I trade away Rondo to get Wall?
Rate my 2k16 GM mode Hawks team
2 years in
Pg-Teague
Sg-JR Smith (signed in offseason)
SF- Millsap
PF-Horford
C- Whiteside (traded for Dennis Schroder and draft picks)
Jarett Jack (traded for Sefolosha)
Splitter
Solomon Hill (traded for Tim Hardaway Jr)
Korver
Mike Scott
Kent Bazemore
Mike Muscala
Lamar Patterson
>>63992537
the new Fire Emblem trilogy is coming out soon, so I'd be wary of that trade.
>>63992563
you think Wall is still gonna be shook by then? might keep Rondo if so
Beal with 34/5/8.
Shake one, there are two more ready to smash the dirty Japs
Beal sucks
>>63992629
Nintendo shook af
Flowers or a fruit basket tbhonest
Kobe back to back 3's...Don't go kobe, you still got it!
i dont understand why nintendo hates john wall
>>63992767
>>63992767
Cavs vs Pels
RBL
B
L
BOUT TO GO BACK2BACK ON THEM HAWKS LIKE WE ON DA COVER OF LETHAL WEAPON
OHH
OHHHH
Why don't the Knicks trade Shitmelo?
It's pretty clear that you can't win with him and nobody wants to play with him. Build around Porzingis
>>63993088
Cause he was stupid to sign a 5 year contract. Don't know if it has a no trade clause
>>63993123
He has a no-trade clause. His contract is still a good deal for Knicks, if less of one than it seemed when it was made now they have a rookie who bleeds double-doubles to rebuild around.
You now remember that the cavs had 3 1st overall draft picks from 2011-2015 with 2 more top 5 picks in that time span.
DIRK DED
DIRK DED
DIRK DED
DIRK DED
>>63993251
Will Bennett end up playing less games than Kwame?
>>63993251
>>63993328
The 2013 NBA draft was total trash, though, which makes me more forgiving of the Cavs picking a bust. There's only like 3 good players in the entire draft.
texas teams are horrible.
>tfw the next GOAT is Aussie
>>63993431
In the last 11 years:
Texas NBA champs: 4
California NBA Champs: 3
Florida NBA Champs: 3
Massachusetts NBA champs: 1
LeBron is washing up. Should've stayed with the Heat desu.
>>63993503
>has to stretch it to 11 to give his team an extra chip
typical texasfag
last 15 years? california takes it, even last 10, and the warriors are gonna take some more so cali is even more GOAT
>>63993523
but the only other contender in the west is in texas, and has a young core to move forward with
spurs will get theirs soon
>>63993523
Record of Texas teams last year: 161 - 85 (.654)
Record of California teams last year: 173-163 (.514)
Warriors Lakers Clippers VS Rockets Spurs and Dallas WHO WINS?
>>63993572
kobe takes 90% of curry's shots and texas wins by 40
>>63993574
All texas team:
C - Tim Duncan
PF - Dirk
SF - Kawhi Leonard
PG - ...Deron Williams? Tony Parker?
SG - James Harden
TREVOR ARIZA CAN NOT SHOOT CLUTCH FREE THROWS
>>63993619
deron williams to start, to save tony parker for the fourth
>>63993619
All Texas 2nd team
C - Dwight Howard
PF - LaMarcus Aldridge
SF - Chandler Parsons
PG - Ty Lawson? Texas has no point guards whatsover.
SG - Wesley Matthews
>>63993574
Curry/CP3/Rivers/Russell
Klay/Redick/Crawford
Barnes/Lance/Wes/Pierce
Griffin/Draymond/Randle
Jordan/Bogut/Hibbert
Parker/Deron/Lawson/Bev
Harden/Wes/Terry
Kawhi/Parsons/Ariza
Dirk/LMA/West
Dwight/Duncan/Zaza
>>63993668
>17 on 16
canada can't count
mavs announcers cuttin up about lil b the based god
I didn't think these guys were so cool
>>63993690
D'angelo Russell seeing the court
DallASS BTFO LOL
HOUSTON IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS
LEAGUE FUCKED
FUCK YOU HATERS
>>63993767
>that flag
>that comment
>this thread
Has D. West played much this year?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63993844
what did he say? do they want a perfect peanut to jelly ratio'd pb &J?
>>63993668
>no iguodala
>no clarkson
>no boogie
>no rudy gay
nigga
>>63993826
why do they allow fat people on tv?
>>63993864
Sacramento wasn't include but I forgot Iggy
>>63993819
For some reason, because of /nba/, I have it in my mind that Hinkie is a GM by day and a heist planning misogynist by night.
>memeiliers
cant wait for lebron to be old and not have won one in clevelel and everybody forgets about this meme team
not even a gsw fan but thank you based curry for at least replacing the old memes with new ones
So is Porzingis going to be an all-star this season?
>>63993927
who /big easy/ here
>>63993937
goddamn he's ugly as fuck
>tfw skiles never plays him
Why live?
>>63993927
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>63993985
lets make up a meme right now canada about blake griffin and this picture. ill delete this post after. john wall btfo by nintendo was a masterpiece
>you will NEVER be a 6'10 freak athlete with a chiseled body and also be so funny you have GOAT commercials and a career after you retire LOCKED
What a shit flabby body
>>63994040
>you will NEVER get out of the second round of the NBA playoffs
>>63994048
But I guess that's considered normal in Canada
>>63994062
>btfo
AND
>drinks milk out of a bag
ahahahahahah
>>63994048
>>63994075
lel
Bros why is Canada so gay?
Watching lelbron most likely lose today, it reminded me of him getting swept in his first finals vs the spurs. That brings up the hypothetical situation of which outcome would be worse:
Him reaching the finals again this year but to be swept by the spurs or lose again to gsw after going up 2-1 again?
>>63994094
>not drinking milk out a bag
Nothing like waking up in the morning and squeezing the milk out of the bag like groping a supple breast. I always pretend I'm breastfeeding.
>>63994107
>"oh my gosh! stop! in tha name of thwa laaaww!"
>"silly bad guys! staaahhhppp!"
>>63994202
i drink out of a gallon like a man. god bless America!
guns
burgers and gallons of milk!
C-Can the Hornies actually win a playoff game this time?
this cavs pellies game...has me intense AF right now.
LEBRON CHOKING SO HARD
>>63981694
>Hinkie only drafts Centers, also known as 5s.
>Hitler is 5 letters long
>(5+5)/2=5
>Hinkie is Hitler confirmed
Is this Joe fucking buck on TV right now? Fucking dude is irritating why ESPN why
>Kevin Love
>Wizards beat the Suns with Ryan Hollins and Otto Porter playing center
HAHAHAHAHAH
>Dave McMenaminVerified account
@mcten
In the locker room James Jones was talking about how his contract doesn't let him ride horses. Timofey Mozgov: "In Russia we ride bears"
e=7.348968e7;
y=0;
k=1;
for k=1:1:75;
y(k) = e;
end;
k=[1:1:75];
plot(k,y)
xlabel('Number')
ylabel('Energy')
title('Stefan Bolzmann Law')
>Andre Drummond CAN'T stop me right now
>>63994841
>MATLAB
>losing to the pelicans
LeBum falling asleep when game is on the line AGAIN! But please, keep being delusional and telling yourself he is better than Curry fampai.
>>63994860
Curry would have won
Can Curry become the best dunker and 3 point shooter this season?
Looking like another 40 years of Cleveland misery LMAO
why the fuck didnt the cavs foul up 3?
>>63994888
>Losing to a 4-15 team
Curry already has betten them, twice. And they even had the advantage of his old assistant coach coaching the opposition when they were coached by a first year interim.
1. Jackson
2. Lowry
3. Wall
4. Teague
5. Smart
6. Payton
...
...
9001-9009. all the other shit tier starting PGs in the east
>>63993574
lmao just toss away lakers n clops, golden state wins every time
>>63991057
There are stats that track defensive ability. But they're not in a box score.
They're only available with a subscription. Sports journalists and coaches use them.
Stuff like sport VU, camera tracking, advanced stats. Stuff like that. They can track the% of time a player will close out, what an opponents FG% is against that player that's then broken down by feet from the basket. That stuff fans don't really have access too.
But you can look up a team's defensive rating (which is the amount an opponent scores in 100 possessions) vs when said player is playing and when they're not. This isn't a great barometer, due to bench play and stuff, but is a good indicator.
>>63994852
I dont even know how I got that code.
do you think lebron misses a first class organization that the heat had?
>>63994949
goran dragic isnt shit.
>>63993837
He's on the 2nd unit. He puts up good numbers when he's in, but is still playing bully ball, so pop sits him
>>63993981
shitty generic paste. no /nba/ memes or even spee memes 0/10
>>63994949
>3. Wall
the number three spot is reserved for a better pg anon.
>>63994042
he's in his 30s and maybe he just started.
maybe you should commend someone for staying natty and continuing the life long process of bettering themselves you fucking piece of shit
>>63994963
also defensive impact on nba tracks FG% allowed at the rim which is obviously decent for measuring rim protection. Otherwise you really have to watch the game to get a feel for how good a player is defensively
>>63994982
ummmm ya he is dude
Any toronto bros know if it's easy to move there from the states?
will kelly keep with the man bun? it makes him slightly less disgusting and he played gud
>>63994996
fuckin lmao lechoke nut huggers kekd again. curry's reign is eternal
>>63995032
You need permission first
>>63995086
damn drake has some baby hands
Whats the John Wall staus?
>>63995169
BTFO
>>63995169
Nintendo: 1
Wall: BTFO
>>63994982
>>63995238
mite as well have Isaiah Canaan 2bh
>>63995169
elite, are you new here?
>>63993328
who the fuck does he even play for (said like charles barkley drunk of absinthe.)
>>63995264
Toronto Raptors bench I think
JUST
TRADE
ME
ALREADY
>>63995280
lmao who would even want this fake tough guy? nice try desu
>>63995086
yea bro fuck you. drown in paki curry
REMINDER
>Lakers fan
>Warriors fan
>Spurs fan
>Thunder fan
>>63995315
>enjoyed 2k16
>>63995295
>calling zbo fake
are you 16?
>>63995332
>Knicks fan
>DELLAVEDOVA FAN
>>63995332
It's 2k14 right? I'm not trippin on that no?
The problem is getting a fucking roster update for that game
>>63995345
AND a >Hawks fan
>>63995353
Plus he's a redditor
>>63995367
TALKING SHIT ABOUT DLOADED.....
it's personal now.....
>>63995351
2k11 you fucking casual
>John Wall
>5-13
>7 turnovers
They won no thanks to him lmao.
John Wall looking ULTRA shook because Xenoblade Chronicles X just came out hahaha
>>63994963
Even those advanced stats can be deeply misleading, because good defenders do a lot of tough to measure things (e.g. change shots, change the structure of opposition offenses, force switches, get put on better offensive players, stay on their man, good vs bad steals, good fouling etc). You can be a way above-average defender individually without anyone really noticing or it turning up on the stat sheet.
I'm not anti-stats btw, just think that people like to ignore that it's often messy. It's just way way easier to quantify offensive production.
>>63995419
He'll bounce back once he sees Nintendo's full Christmas lineup.
>>63995447
Not if the latest Smash Direct announces 2 new characters.
The shookening has only begun, my friend.
>>63995410
literally no
>>63995338
do you watch basketball? this old ass nigga is washed up
Will Wall ever not be shook?
>>63995503
but doesnt make him a fake tough guy. Just like no one would want to mess with Charles Oakley, UD, or sheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiSBJpzvzmc
>meme team
by how many points will the Raps beat the Warriors tomorrow?
leave Memeurry to me
>>63995564
Lowry will get his shit pushed in by 3 canadian inches tomorrow
>>63995562
dank OC my friend
>>63995577
ty bro
>>63995577
is this the origin of the meme
this john wall meme is more obscure than 90% of the horseshit /hoc/ produces
>>63988410
>need a C
Vooch has gotten better at defense this year, not a liability like before. Scoring down a bit but mostly because it's being spread around more.
>>63995599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5zrGo1n6c
After John Wall chose to "upgrade" to a Sony product it was all downhill from there. Nintendo will not stop until his career is over.
>>63995601
VOOCH lmao might as well be Nick GOOCH this nigga one micro-step above kanter
>>63995599
one canadian who drinks milk out of a bag literally made it up one night and keeps spamming it. makes literally no sense.
I got a question lads, with regards to the US national team, why do they not take Lebron and shit to the world cup but take him to the olympics? Do they take the better players to the olympics since it is more prestigious or something?
I am noob btw, was just curious
>>63995609
this
fuck john wall
>>63995599
>he doesn't know
>>63994890
>all those asians
where the fuck is he?
>>63994949
>No Kemba
Fuckin discarded
>>63987047
Have fun winning those WNBA championships
>>63984181
Reporting for the only true sports broship.
>>63996029
kemba "39% shooting" walker
>>63989790
That's a good body right there. Nothing to be ashamed of.
>>63996047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1KwAwrimP0
>Implying you would unironically take any other East PG in a close 4th quarter
>>63996081
This desu
>>63995599
Double-doubles checked.
>>63996150
>tfw anon fucks around and posts a triple double
What's become of broships /sp/? Has curry finally killed them off? I see that they're trying to integrate him into a broship but it doesn't seem to be catching on.
>>63996203
There are only 2 factions left.
Those with Nintendo and those with John Wall.
Choose wisely or forever be shook
>>63995886
Building up his brand in overseas like Kobe.
>>63996203
who /7KT/ in here??
we still out here
>>63996231
So, he did kill off these broships then.
Based Curry.
>>63995561
i fucking hate this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM_eCnTNt1Q
>>63996519
You can tell Barkley and the guys fucking hate it every time Inside the NBA is forced to shill for it. It's hilarious.
>>63992554
>Jarett Jack (traded for Sefolosha)
>>63996552
Zone defense is literally the reason 3s are being spammed today
>>63996644
Basketball retard here, can you explain why zone defense causes 3 spam
>>63996676
Forces outside shots instead of driving to the rim because you can't beat a wall of defenders. An isolation play was basically forcing the defense to go 1on1. Now they can camp out and have 3 defenders obstruct the path leading to the basket. And if you have to settle for a jumper then why settle for a 2? Go for a 3 if you're that far out.
>>63996693
Thanks senpai
Go Raptors tomorrow, RBL will end this meme
>>63996693
>>63996676
points in the paint >>> everything else
just because it's so close to the basket
closer to the basket = highter shooting percentage
but farther from the basket like what does one more foot away matter, 3>2 so the 3 will always be worth more
>>63994187
Definately gsw. Because it puts a end to "the what ifs" the cavs had a healthy squad.
>>63996552
Based Curry busting the zone defense like it is nothing further cementing his GOAT status.
Curry beating zone defense = 1
MJ beating zone defense = 0
fucking ESPN lmao
lebron will never get the help he needs kek
>>63997062
at what point do we realise that lebron is the problem for his teammates?
>>63997203
here senpai
finna get some mickey d's
21-0
>>63996343
>360.webm
literally barley a 180.
>staph curry
>hops
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO
THE
FUCC
UP
??????
>>63999101
NEET
E
E
T
>>63987715
chickenshit move by someone either new to having money or very insecure about it
>>63987781
>The money you have isn't necessarily the money you should spend.
There's much truth here that young people don't seem to understand.
>>63989790
I would do things with her that would be very, very naughty.
>>63990931
as long as you guys agree that the rockets are shit, mavs fans are cool with me
Why did they fire McHale, anyhow? Asked Beardy McFlopper to play defense?
>>63989729
Rockets can get fucked though
>>63989790
>tfw no THICC gf
>>63989790
she's as /nba/-core as it gets
So are the Laker trying to be bad on purpose?
>>64000437
at this point it's pretty obvious
>Byron Scott the head coach
>young guys get no playing time/don't get involved on offense
>39 year old Kobr that's retiring at the end of the season taking all the shots
management is tanking they just won't outright say it
>there are people on this board who think that Curry is the GOAT because they were too young to watch Jordan play
>>64001237
He's not even top 15
>>64001237
no one actually thinks that
>>63994040
WHY IS HE PUTTING THE KNIFE BACK INTO THE JELLY HES GOING TO GET PEANUT BUTTER IN THERE
is white pussy the most powerful substance in the world? look at drunmond before and after icarly
>>64001551
latina pussy is
>>64001444
You are so wrong my friend
https://youtu.be/LqC0RX9a-J0
>3-1
>>64003868
>Giants and Steelers fan
>Loves Aaron Rodgers
>Knicks fan
>Yankees fan
>Cowboys fan
>Loves Tom Brady
>Spurs fan
Whats the status on John Wall today?
>>64004042
He won a game with Ryan Hollins and Otto Porter playing center!!
hahahaha nintedo just got btfo I was playing MGR on my pc it was amazing!!
>muh mario maker
>m-muh mecha xenoblade
ARMORED CORE IS BETTER HAHAHAHAH
>>64004087
I passed out high af on my couch playing xenoblade last night haha stay SHOOK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja_Xx6vdR0s
lol
>>319036274
>>319036274
>>319036274
6th straight win incoming for the Magic. Is there anyone out there who can stop us?? Hello from the playoffs
>>64004171
>he owns a wii u
Hows it feel being ten jimmy?
>>64004640
>he doesn't own a wii u
stay shook john
anyone got an hd stream for the denver game tonight?
>>64004171
is it good
if the Raptors snap the Warriors streak the Canadian shitposting will be off the charts tbhlads
NERLENS NOEL GOAT BIG MAN
>mfw da bulls have the top record in the east and the highest SOS in the NBA
Still don't feel horribly confident.
>>64001551
Yes, but it requires the BBC to unlock its true power.
>>64004982
yes dude the mechs are tight and the graphics and music are great. john wall is gonna be shook...
>>64006812
I will never get this meme
>>64007768
probably some gay /v/ shit
Daily reminder the last time the raptors and warriors played the warriors were up like 18 points at one point and some assblasted canadian thought they lost due to refball despite the raptors having nearly 40 free throws compared to the warriors 27
Broships died because based Bulls fans are the only ones supporting it, while the Raptors and Lakers have abandoned it completely
>>64008270
That's not why...
>>64008389
I thought you were retiring bro
>>64008270
nah bruh we're too busy fucking bitches
after literally taking over 4chan during the off season we decided to keep it chill for a bit
see ya ass in the playoffs though haaaaaaaaa
>Lakers draft Ben Simmons
>Raptors v Bulls ECF
>>63995238
>Be Celticsbro
>Have hearty belly laugh at the fact that the C's got the best 6th man in the league Isaiah Thomas super cheap while the Heat got so afraid of getting keked again they overpaid for an average.
>>64007954
go fuck yourself in the ass nigga, in the ass!
what happened with nerlens?
>>64009949
>>64009949
>>64009949
>>64009949
Early new thread to stop people from making 8
should I go lift and/or play ball or just get high and play xenoblade?
>>64009910
Philadelphia
Are the Warriors going to rape again?
>>64010129
>>64010129
the former
>>64009973
Why senpai
How can you guys say that an NBA team would never lose to a college team when the 1992 Dream Team, with Jordan, Malone, Magic, Bird, Barkley, Robinson, and Pippen all in their prime lost to a bunch of college kids?
>>64010266
The scrimmage lost to the college players was a fix, part of Coach Chuck Daly’s plan to demonstrate to a team loaded with 11 future basketball Hall of Famers that they could lose in international competition.
“He threw the game,” Mike Krzyzewski, who assisted Daly, along with Wilkens and P. J. Carlesimo, said in the documentary. Daly calmly told Krzyzewski during the scrimmage, “We’re all right.”
>>64010266
They lost the game but Coach K but he claimed Chuck Daly threw the game. Dont know if believe that 100% but a lot of egos that needed to understand they were team desu
>>64010951
>>64010959
Coaches can't completely throw games. With all those hotheads, at some point they would have ignored them and did their own thing.
>>63989638
>implying
nigga i am from dallas and everyone here respects duncan the same way spud fans respect fucking dirk
dirk and duncan were literally god tier 4's of their era and still keep shitting on turbonerds rookies
>>63989638
SA native here, While I can rarely ever bring myself to root for the mavs, except if they make it to the finals (fuck the East), I will wholeheartedly agree that Nowitzki is easily one of the best damn players of all time, and one of the few PFs to come close to Duncan in terms of greatness (you know, not counting rings)