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Cold play half time act at the superb owl


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>fucking coldplay and football should not even be in the same sentence
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>English rock band
>not using the current sweetheart of America Taylor Swift
Good job Goodell
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>>63967620
... I used to rule the world...
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>caring about the halftime show

i'm glad it's always shit. gives me a chance to piss and get more food
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>>63967601
London team confirmed
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I hope they play Creep
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I see this as being for the refs to troll the Browns. After all they were hoping for flags that were all YELLOW...
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just be glad it's not some trash nigga rap artist only 16-20 year olds care about like that detroit lions rapper on thanksgiving
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>>63967881
the music will be better with Coldplay than the other acts they could've chosen though.
It just doesn't make sense that they go with an English band over Taylor Swift or Maroon 5
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The fuck, is this band still relevant?
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Music is good, Chris Martin/their activism is insufferable. Could be worse.
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>>63967938
In America apparently.
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>>63967938
If their next album hits #1 they'll tie the Beatles for most consecutive #1 albums in the UK. Pretty big imo
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>>63967601

People like Coldplay
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Should have got Radiohead or Kanye tbqfh
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h..hey Rodger you know how I know youre gay?
...you like cold play
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>>63967938

Yeah. I still see people talking about their music a lot still
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>>63967938
The halftime show hasn't featured a relevant act since 1986
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>>63967915
They've literally had The Who, The Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney in the last decade. The NFL gives no fucks
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>>63967989
>Bruno Mars
>irrelevant in 2014
pick one
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>>63967993
I guess it's an all ages approach. Makes sense but coldplay won't exactly get my dad's attention the same way the stones would
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>>63967993
Well ever since the JTim/Janet Jackson fiasco they kind of have to play it extremely safe.
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>>63967993
The bands were fine but I still didn't like that something that is wholeheartedly America used English acts.
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Should been the Baha Men
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they pick the half time show to draw the attention of all the people not watching the game in hopes they will tune in and catch a few commercials.
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>>63968034
Coldplay are Scottish.
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>>63968012
He had one good year where shills had him win a Grammy and that was like 2010, he was nothing since
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>>63967914
holy shit wasnt that the worst thing you ever seen?
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>>63968034
Who cares? Loving British bands is as American as the blues.
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>>63968050
Either way, they're from the UK
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>Grimes will never do the halftime show
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>>63967993
>literally The Who

I chuckled
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>>63968050
Bass player is, rest is English
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link? not seeing it on NFL or other news sites.
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>>63968111
Just Google coldplay ya idiot
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Clocks
Charlie Brown
Yellow
Viva La Vida
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>coldplay
is this fucking 2004?
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>>63968076
He's stuck in Alexandria mate.
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>>63968111

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/03/report-coldplay-to-perform-at-super-bowl-halftime/
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Guaranteed anti-gun, pro refugee slogans mid-performance
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If they play PARA PARA PARADISE I might break my TV

worst coldplay song
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GIVE US TAY TAY
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>>63968136

>Tom Brady in Superbowl 50
>losing by one score at half time
>vivia la vida plays durinng half time
>Patriots get blown out second half
>Brady retires
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>>63968136
>mfw Scioli used a mix of Viva La Vida for political ads during Argie elections this year

>and he lost

Viva La Vida indeed
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>>63967601
>Gay ass music for a patriotic show
>metallica was literally available and in the city and as shitty as they are it would be an alpha show
Liberals killed USA. Now what the us air force will display a rainbow instead of blue white and red ? A transexual nigglet will sing the national anthem ?
How the mighty have fallen...
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>>63968178
GIVE US TAY TAY
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REALLY!?!?!

FUCK YES! Coldplay is the fucking shit!!!

Fucking love that band man. Thanks for making my day OP!!!!
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>>63967601
>half time shows literally make or break the superbowl for americans
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>>63968136
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
Shiver
Speed of Sound
Sky Full of Stars
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>>63968200
>implying Metallica isn't the gayest music
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>>63968213
to be fair, Super Bowl 48's half time show was better than the travesty Chicken Parm gave us
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tfw you will never see Rick and Morty perform "Get Swifty" for the half time show.
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>>63968220
It's ass but at least it's not gay
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>>63968230
>not "head bent over"
2pleb4me
>>63968220
>not liking kill them all through and justice for all
Where my country gone?
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>>63968257
C'mon man its the essential faux machismo homoerotic metal shit
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>>63968259
>muh napster
very unamerican economic values
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>>63968269
Viva la vida with a muslim, a christian a gay and others degenerate holding their hands and doing back chorals
You can already expect that shit
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>>63968259
Raise the posterior!
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>>63968276
That was late era Metallica and spearheaded by the non-American member. Suing for money over intellectual property is fairly American though desu. It just happens to be a really shit aspect of our culture.
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>implying Viva la Vida wasn't a genuinely great album
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>>63968301
They had new kids on the block perform one year, and in the 80s a liberal hippy organization called "up with people" organized the show for several years. it really doesn't matter.
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>>63968259
raise the posterior
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>>63968351
loving ever laugh
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>>63967958
>they'll tie the Beatles for most consecutive #1 albums in the UK
It's like people keep buying their albums, expecting it to be the next Parachutes. But it never will be.
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What the fuck is this guy talking about
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>>63968373
It is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIpUf2YhqRU
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COLDPLAY?
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>>63968403
Viva La Vida is easily one of the greatest singles of the 00's
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Coldplay was the soundtrack for this great video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bra1AUxmKYM
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>>63967620
this

cant believe how many times taytay has been overlooked
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>>63968391
I dont even know anymkre. I'm far from tacist and I'm all for equality but this whiny shit has gone too far.
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>>63968391
did he see big seans show on thanksgiving?? it was the worst thing Ive seen.
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>>63968391
think its satire on the PC thing
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Disappointing, I'm pretty sure all the other possibilities would have been as disappointing
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>mfw cold play
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Coldplay are still around?
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>>63968442
I don't think so, looking at his page. He's a progressive radio guy
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>Not wanting Muse to play the half time show
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HAHA, BRITS KEKING AMERICA AT THEIR BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT!

in all serious though, why not TAYLOR SWIFT? still not washed up enough?
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I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS A-RINGING
ROMAN CAVALRY CHOIRS ARE SINGING
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>>63968419
I thought they were broken since they stole an Alizée song and satriani sued their asses and won
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>>63968477
Americans love british music. aint no one mad here
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>>63968477
The show is done >for free and since she's all about that $ she probably didn't want to do it
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A rush of blood to the head is GOAT
Oh and anyone who listens to heavy metal, your mom is calling you for dinner
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>>63968471
>Not wanting Muse to play the half time show
wanting the halftime show to be one long song with mumbled lyrics
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Albums
1. A Rush of Blood to the Head
2. Parachutes
3. Viva la Vida
4. X&Y

901. irrelvant new shit

Songs
1. Politik
2. Amsterdam
3. Yellow
4. Clocks
5. Scientist
6. Charlie Brown
7. Violet Hill
109. Magic

9001. Paradise

off the top of my head.. feel free to add and change
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>>63968554
What about Fix You

the easiest way to get pussy in high school was when you were driving your date home from a dance or whatever play that on the radio to show your "softer side"

Then you're definitely getting at least a blowey joey
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>>63968477
tay is linked with coca cola while the superb owl is patrocinated by Pepsi

also shes only 25yo, theres a lot of years to to have her in the future
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>>63968536
Modern metal bands are mostly trash.
Actually, most modern rock bands suck too. AND rap groups.
I blame piracy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v525UGbA448

Daily reminder that Willie Nelson's version of The Scientist is way better than Coldplay's
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>tfw no thugger

Half a perc, half a xanny nigga, halftime...
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>Taylor Swift
I understand being a faggot and liking malnourished young men but I don't understand being a faggot and having prepubescent girl tier taste in music
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>>63968178
>>63968206
>>63968404
>>63968462
You seem kind of upset, if I'm being sincere. :-)
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>>63968554
Forgot God Put a Smile Upon My Face
that's probably my favorite

In My Place, Trouble up there too

Every Teardrop is a Waterfall down down down

>>63968568
too sappy, yellow and trouble go soft without going too far

like the buildup in the end a bit
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>>63968572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_RSIX1daUI
check this out, it's from 2013, definitely high quality even if you don't like it
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>>63968178
>>63968206
>>63968404
>>63968426
>>63968462
>People actually worship this greedy bitch

LOVING EVERY LAUGH
O
V
I
N
G

E
V
E
R
Y

L
A
U
G
H
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>>63968391

He is angry that his rap group isn't being played
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>>63968572
Yeah what passes for metal in the last couple of decadea is gay as fuck, be glad you don't have people go on about jap metal bands, I wanted to kill myself
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>>63968605

>we better use moonrunes in our titles so people now just how BRUTAL we are
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>>63968385
they got another parachutes, and it was called A Rush of Blood to the Head

every single track there is good

all downhill from there
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>>63968579
just heard it and lol no sorry
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>>63968545
u wot m8?
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>>63968545
The halftime would be hyped out with this song and its bassline:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWklAV_cwQ
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Phil Collins should do it 2bh
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>>63968424

RIP Lex
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>>63968568
>>63968554

>they listen to Coldplay
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>>63968676
In the Air Tonight would probably blind some people with its inevitable light explosion when the drums kick in
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>>63968668
wud cum/10
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>>63968633
this to be quite honest, familly
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>>63968676
>straight white male
>actually good
His superiority would offend people.
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What's the best superb owl food /sp/?
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>>63968697
>Puerto Rico
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
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>>63968736

wings
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>>63968676
isnt he basically deaf now or some shit?

still a legend though
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>>63968668
their setlist would be
Interlude
Hysteria
(Supermassive Blackhole)
Uprising
(Mercy)
Knights of Cydonia
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>>63968736
Pizza
great to hold with your beer as you cheer for you team tbqhwyf
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>>63968606
I like her songs that's all
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>>63968736
you mom's vagina
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>>63968702
That would be so fucking sick

They could have Mike Tyson and that tiger too
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>>63968606
>mfw they get Ryan Adams to play Taylor Swift's songs
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>>63968756
That's because you're a faggot, unless you're an eight year old girl in which case it's understandable
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>>63967914
That was the most terrible thing ive ever seen

Not even hilariously terrible, fucking cringeworthy terrible
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>>63968776
based tbhfam

out of the woods is neat
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>>63968702
not as much as carless whisper, thats the jam right there.
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>>63968784
dude just take your trip off so you dont look that obsessed about a popstar
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>>63968784
I like more of her B side songs, they are not that gay desu senpai
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>>63967914
I hope whoever thought that was in any way a good idea was fired
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>watching the half time show
lel
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>he actually watches the halftime show

Be grateful you're not German. They chose Rod Stewart to warm the crowd up for their biggest event of the year.
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>>63968685
Hes getting shredded and learning at least. Even if he probably almost died missing black friday.
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>>63968825
Maggie May is a good song tbqhwyf
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>>63968626
What's wrong with Boris?
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>>63968809
>I listen to music for prepubescent girls
>Y-y-you're obsessed

>>63968812
Is she popular there?
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>watching the halftime show
>not switching to MTV for the Celebrity Deathmatch halftime special
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>>63968854
>not watching puppie bowl
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>>63968852
>literally asking if taytay is popular in brazil
>not knowing that brazil is literally the most taytayfag country of this planet
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Disturbed should do the halftime show

Start with Down With The Sickness

that would be so fucking cool

OOO AH AH AH AH
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>>63968896
Disappointing tbf, stop it if you want a sixth World Cup
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>>63968854
Do they still do this?

Half kek
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>>63968876
Puppy Bowl comes on like three times before the Super Bowl begins
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>>63968949
Whoa looks like we got an expert here
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>>63968896
usa, australia and japan are in front of us tb honest
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>>63968949
Still better than the half time show, but
Dogs 101 >>>>>> puppy bowl
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>>63968749

has a bad back, can't play the drums anymore.

also

>not the recently reunited Guns N' Roses

missed a chance there
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Coldplay is shitty Radiohead


Give us Pantera with a holographic Dimebag
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>>63968978
>not following puppybowl gamethreads on sp
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No matter who they choose, half the retards are still going to be pissed.
>hurr, why not tool, why not pantera
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Coldplay is super gay
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>>63969027

>DUDE PANTERA, REAL METAL \m/ RIP DIMEBAG

nah fuck off ya absolute melt
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>>63969039
I know you're not supporting it, but I would be worried that Tool would try to make some political statement, same reason I wouldn't want Radiohead
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>>63969027
Hologram Jay Reatard would be better imotbqh
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For shame...should have been Steel Panther
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>>63969047
>that flag

Opinion on music discarded
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I'd rather have a Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken duet, where Ruben plows Clay's ass with his fat nigger cock live on stage instead of this bullshit.
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>>63969085
Wat
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>Patriots giants Superb owl
>Giants are up by 14 by halftime
>Viva La Vida starts playing as Brady starts fearing the third loss to the giants is closing on him
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inb4 they bring out tay tay to do a duet

kinda like how katy perry brought out lenny kravitz and missy elliot last year

and how bruno mars brought out the RHCP the year before that (i actually thought that super bowl HTS was better than the katy perry one)
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>>63969085

I don't mind Pantera but they are atrociously overhyped because of muh dimebag and only the supreme edgelords want somebody like Pantera or Rammstein to play the halftime show.
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>>63969106
>I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

Kek. This would describe Brady losing to the giants for a 3rd time.
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>>63969119
But duude it would totally be a big middle finger to the establishment maaaaan
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Coldplay with their newest song for the Super Bowel: A Stadium Full of Faggots
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>>63968373
It was popular, but that doesn't equate to bad you fuckboy
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Why did they not pick Death Grips???
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>>63969125

it's funny that they would play this in the stadium of the team with the former qb that literally portrays the words of that song perfectly
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>>63969166
overrated meme garbage
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>mfw Queens of the Stone Age would never play at an Owl
I would've been okay with Tay Tay, too...
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>>63969197
no singles or catchy songs
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Smh they should've given the halftime show to a real nigga like Chief Keef
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>tfw no Ball and Biscuit half time show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fuuDg1HOoE

shake my head family
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>>63969218
3s and 7s, No One Knows and Go For The Flow are pretty popular, maybe even My God Is The Sun from the latest album
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>>63969218
>>63969301
Anon is kind of right. Those are great and all, but really No One Knows is the only really catchy one. Smooth Sailing deserves a mention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
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>>63969283
>a song filled with riffs stolen from bluesmen from the 50s
>worth listening to
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>We'll never have a RHCP tube sock half time show.
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>>63968351
This is in my top 10 greatest album ever list tbqhwyf
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>>63968736
Fried Chicken/Chicken Wings, Pizza, Guac/Salsa.
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>>63969218
>>63969330
Bullshit. No One Knows, Go with the Flow, Burn the Witch, I Sat By The Ocean, Little Sister would be a great set.

Jack White or Foo Fighters would also be decent broad rock choices. Surprised the Foos haven't done it already desu
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>>63968462
Guys, how do I get her to marry me?
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>>63969616
The Lost Art of Keeping A Secret too. QOTSA could have a GOAT greatest hits album.
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>No The Smith's reunion
>No Death Grips
>No Grimes
>No Tame Impala
>No Travis Scott
>No Arcade Fire
>No Franz Ferdinand playing "Franz Ferdinand EP" in it's entirety
>No The Knife
>No The XX
>No Sparks
>No Mac Demarco
>No Spiritualized
>No Sunn O)))
>No Portishead

What is it about the NFL/Football fans and shit taste? They always seem to go hand in hand.
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The Clash should've done a Super Bowl halftime show

Lost in the Supermarket would've been great, a song against consumerism at one of the world's biggest consumerist events
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>>63969671
I could actually see Arcade Fire doing it, desu.
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>>63969671
Could you imagine Wake Up being performed at the halftime show

That would be pretty cool
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>>63969671
>>No Franz Ferdinand playing "Franz Ferdinand EP" in it's entirety
I like you anon. But Lucid Dreams would be nice, too.
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>>63968568
>driving your date home from a dance

Do Americans really do this?
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>>63969696
Depends on how you do it. If you go in a group you'll probably have a limo, but I went with my at the time gf to the prom in my car yeah

We didn't go straight home of course, went to after parties
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>>63969696
What else would you do?
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>>63969715

It's the dance part that interests me. Like a barn dance?
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>>63969671
Sparks would be amazing
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>>63969696
The best post prom activity is to drive your date to a vantage point over the town, put your hand on her thigh, start kissing and lose your virginity
>>63969724
No, it's like a high school homecoming or prom dance, more formalish
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>>63969724
More like a formal dance, not quite ballroom but not a barn dance wtf.
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>>63969687
YOU BETTER LOOK OUT BELOW
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>>63969733

>make-out point

Oh god America is weird.
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>>63969724
Yee haw cowboy, we Americans all mosey down to the old barn dance and dosey doe

*tips ten gallon hat*
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>>63969751
No, a vantage point you mong

There are hills you can drive up that overlook a town and then there's a little parking lot at the top (or just a field) where you can sit and look at the town at night. Since it's out of the way and a beautiful view, lots of teens go there to fuggg

Also apparently Arcade Fire is Canadian, what the fuck?
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>>63969762
>>*tips ten gallon hat*
>not even hats are in metric
fucking americans
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>>63969751
It's not really an American only thing. I believe you are overreacting, they even do that shit in animus
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>>63967620
Spuh would fucking explode during that performance
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>>63969782
What's the big deal?
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>>63969782
I know you're joking, but I think it's actually a corruption of a Spanish word that sounds like gallon but means nice
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>>63969807
Brits are still salty over 1776
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>>63969809
wtf are you doing to our language senpai?
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>tfw you low key like a bunch of coldplay songs

JUST BECAUSE IM LOSING

DOESNT MEAN IVE LOST
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>>63969824
Preserving it so your bastardized local dialects don't ruin it.
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>>63969824
>Spanish
>British flag
>Our language

Que?
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>there will never be a Fall Out Boy/Paramore double-header half time show
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>>63969844
No, what he's saying is why are we adding words from Spanish to the English language, in effect degrading it
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>>63969671
Travis preforming Quintana at Super Bowl L
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>>63969841
Our "dialects" existed long before we murdered most of your country's natives m8y
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>>63967914
Agreed. I'll take wholesome white people music over nignog trash any day.
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>>63969870
That's a word sentiment, English is filled with all sorts of loan words from Latin and french
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>>63969859
Good.
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We should have Shia do an art performance
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Coldplay and sports is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK-l0dEvfWg
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>there are people in America who only watch the SB for the halftime shitshow and commercials
Makes me wanna puke tbph.
>>
>>63969883
That really isn't true, most of your current dialects are very new. This is verifiable and researchable information, you shouldn't need to lie.
>>
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

Imagine that being the halftime show
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>>63969904
>>>/r/eddit
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>>63969895
*weird
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>>63969915
>0:59
>mfw the Iggles will never have another corner as good as Sheldon Brown
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>>63969922
Nah m8. Dialects existed in Shakespeare's time, that's why English spelling is so fucked, because it was formalised based on how different accents said shit. And don't repeat that "uhhhhh american accents represent how the British used to speak" bullshit based on fucking rhotic accent stuff, parts of the UK still have rhotic accents.
>>
Its an easy, safe choice.

We should all be glad they went with them instead of an over 50 rock band again 2bh.
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>>63969671
Mate as incredible as Portishead are they're barely headliners at offbeat festivals here anymore let alone globally.
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>>63970000
Yeah, they should get Razorlight tbqfh
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>>63969915
In tears familia
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>>63970041
this
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>>63969824
OH NO THE WORDS USED IN DIFFERENT AREAS ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE WORDS I USE HOW CAN I LIVE IN THIS WORLD I AM SO ANGRY
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>>63969788

We don't drive Betty-sue to make out point to get to second base after the barn dance.

Just like in my American movies.
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>>63970096
Good question desu.
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>>63970097
Instead you molest your kid sister in the bathroom
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>>63970181

That's just obscure anime shit. You actually really do all that movie stuff.
>>
>>63969915
this desu

i cry everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhcM4WP2cTc
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>>63970252
Maybe in the 80s but not now
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LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOUUUUUU
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>People still bitching about the SB halftime show after Katy fucking Perry performed last year

The halftime show is a meme show piss brake bro
>>
yfw satch interupts them and plays viva la vida instead of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5lhzfrJhUk
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does anyone else have a false memory of Green Day doing the Owl halftime show? I remember it as clearly as if it happened yesterday, but when I checked the list of former Owl halftime performers they weren't on it. I guess it's sort of like that "berenstAin bears" thing where you remember something that didn't actually exist
>>
>>63970334
We should have an instrumental half time show, that would be dank as fuck
>>
>>63970334
>meme guitarist
nah fuck off
>>
>>63970309
At least with Katy there's a chance for a nip slip or some other lewd shit. Nobody wants to see a dudes nips desu.
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>>63970357
You're probably just thinking of Woodstock 99
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>>63970401
>meme guitarist
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfEpaGTPCZY
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>we wont get to see this AGAIN
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>>63970524
Good
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>>63970524
I want her to choke me with those thighs.
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>>63970524
literally wouldn't. im not even picky.
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>>63970524
She is just so fucking great
>>
>>63970524
>>63970600


Lauren > TayTay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eo84jDIMKI
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>>63970617
Whatever you want to believe, friendo
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>>63970617
nahhhhh but shes cute tho tbhfam
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>>63970617
I want to be lauren's baby tampon boy
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>>63968136
Adventure of a Lifetime (gotta shill their new album)
Viva La Vida
Fix You
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
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>all these faggots unironically saying taytay
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the only reason i can think that tswift isnt at the owl is that she refuses to
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>>63970784
Dem legs.
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>>63970784
She's a spokesperson for Coke and the show is sponsored by Pepsi

Also, you don't get paid for it, it's just publicity which she doesn't really need
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>>63970834
i meant more like she is a bit of a feminist and probably buys into the whole nfl is full of wife beaters etc
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>>63970920
>>
>>63970834
>being this retarded and absolutely incorrect
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>>63970309
Nah, that was forgiven because it gave us that based shark prop.
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>>63967963
You can't trust people, Jeremy
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>>63968200

crye crye crye
>>
>>63970948
Name 1 thing in my post that isn't correct

You only get travel fees reimbursed for the SB Show
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>>63968178
Gross she is a lesbian. She will never perform in a halftime show.
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>>63970920
solid
tight
cute
butt
>>
what would be a good tswift playist for the sbowl
>>
>>63971002
>lesbians
>gross
virgin detected
>>
>>63971036
Start with Shake it Off
Idk about the middle
End with Love Story, going back to her roots
>>
It's always like this.
"Oh, this halftime show sucks, shoulda been this and that other dadrock band".
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>>63967601
who here /coldplay/?
https://youtu.be/d020hcWA_Wg?t=157
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>>63971002
And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate
Well I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake
SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF
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>>63971036
you belong with me
our song/mean mashup
we are never getting back together
SHAKE IT OFF like pic related
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>>63971046
they are gross, can you imagine the sights, sounds, and smells? eww
>>
Actual good choices they should've picked:
>Drake
>Kanye West
>Eminem
>Kendrick Lamar
But even another old washed up rock band would be better than coldshit
>>
>>63971151
Do any of those artists have clean songs?

Kanye I'd be too worried about doing something weird or political, same with Kendrick
>>
>>63971179
>Do any of those artists have clean songs?
Drake and Kanye do.
>>
>>63971151
>kanye west

there would be a petition to kick him off
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>>63971151
>implying any of these jiggaboos would create family friendly entertainment

Drake might be a decent choice. He seems like he would behave himself, bitch nigga like he is.
>>
This thread is exactly why I'm glad it wasn't Taylor Swift, waifufags need to get out

>>>/cel/
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>>63971123

>you will never watch them do it
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>>63971123
actually yes
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>>63971241
why would you want to?
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>he doesn't like TSwift
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>>63967881
This

Even if I was at the game I would go wonder around during halftime.
>>
How do I convince TSwift to stomp on my head until my brains are showing?
>>
>>63971301

Because I'm a curious.
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>>63971421
but its probably all sticky and smelly
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>>63971458

what kind of smelly?
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>>63971525
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>>63971525
probaly a mix of saliva, sweat, and whatever vagoos rubbing together smell like, no thanks
>>
>no hatsune miku
At least she'll be at the Olympics
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>>63968597
>that spine
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>>63971525
cupcakes cute puppies rainbows sugar flowers alltogether tbH
>>
I was hoping for a dual Kid Rock & Eminiem show.
>>
>Americans have concerts at halftime

Lel is this meant to get people to watch your irrelevant 'sports'
>>
>>63971709
its all good in the hood my friend
>>
My only girlfriend I've ever had was when we were in 8th grade. She was a huge coldplay fan. She ended up with a Mexican guy.

Trump 2016
>>
>>63971823

I'm sure he's a nice person.
>>
Should have been Metallica.

At least it wasn't some shitty pop act like the last few years though.
>>
>wanting to marry a skinny white bitch

lol amerikeks
>>
If they're picking English bands, they should've at least gone with Muse 2bh.
>>
First halfway decent act since 2010, might even avoid muting it this time
>>
>>63967601
why is the superbowl half time show always some overplayed english band we've all already seen? for once, i want to see a kick ass parade or maybe something like one of those olympic ceremonies.
>>
>>63972396

Because its a safe choice that will draw some viewers
>>
>>63971002
>Gross she is a lesbian.
she is?
>>
>>63968554
Amsterdam should be #1 also how is politik even in your top 10? In my place, Green Eyes, Warning Sign, Swallowed in the Sea.
Shit taste tbqh senpai
>>
>>63972893

maybe
>>
>>63971903
Nah i m only in it for dat white grl pussy
>>
>>63971123
lol, you fucking loser
>>
Fucking british emo music has anny music of any worth come out of britian ever?
>>
>>63967620
Taylor is too edgy for the NFL, she can't be trusted with the halftime show.
>>
>>63968668
Saw muse live at coachella. Would have been fine dying right after desu. Greatest concert I've been to
>>
>>63969883
>we
>>
>>63971301
They missed ass day
>>
>>63970253

i remember watching this like 4 years ago, thank you croat
>>
>not realizing Coldplay is just a cover to sneak Kanye in

When Homecoming starts playing you're all going to go nuts.
>>
>>63976974
Kayne sneaks in

>officially sellout
>>
>tfw my favorite band will never visit my country

saving money to watch them in NYC next year :)
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>Coldplay
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>>63977088
which band is it you dirty hipster
>>
>>63968351
I used to love Coldplay because of this album. Then I actually listened to their other stuff and realized VLV was a one-off created by Brian Eno.
It's a shame Viva is the only song played on radio, it's the 6th or 7th best song on the album.
>>
>>63968076
Thank god.
>>
Finally its not a nigger loving halftime fest.
>>
>>63978057
The Gaslight Anthem
>>
Not even trolling here, Coldplay is the best band of our generation I don't get all the hate for them. I'm very excited for this year's superb owl.

Just listen to this playlist it's hit after hit and quality song after quality song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqKigvxv07c
>>
its a decent choice
>>
>>63968209
Said no one ever.
>>
They will just play little bits of their songs interspersed with appearances by random black rappers
>>
>>63967601
baka desu senpai
>>
>>63967601
title actually be rick ashley and he will rick roll everyone
>>
>>63969671
>No >No neutral milk hotel

M8 you can't even get /mu/-core right.
>>
>>63967620
Didn't he put a Britbong in the halftime show when the superb owl was held in Motown?

>based Paul could have waited a year
>>
>>63968736
Pulled pork, mang. I smoke it all night the night before then stick it in the crock pot so it stays hot and perfect for the game. Put it on Hawaiian bread buns with homemade cole slaw.
>>
>Limp Bizkit will never perform the SuperBowl
Why live?
>>
>>63968736

>amerifats
>>
>>63979468
Op here that would have been good

>also fuck the nfl, goodell, and refs
>>
>>63969671
Death Grips are shit without Ride m8
>>
>>63967601
>2015
>still listening to coldplay
>>
eat steaks off a gold plate, stoned,
listening to coldplay
>>
Did Grimes want too much money or something? This is a terrible decision.
>>
>tfw they play the scientist
>>
>>63967620
Contract with Coke sure as hell makes sure this will never happen
>>
I actually like Coldplay, fuck you faggots.
>>
>>63968908
OOO OOOH
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>the Taylor Swift faggot posting in this thread that couldnt name 5 of her songs but has 5 Tbs of pics of her he masturbates to
>>
>>63968668
Just what I want for Halftime, shitty music 14 year olds have as background music during the their Youtube gaming videos
>>
PARA
A
R
A

PARA
DISE
>>
>i used to rule the world
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_1kvDh2UA

It's not gay to like Coldplay, r-right?

>>63981245
Pic
>>
>>63981245
>tfw I'm having feels and I just now remembered that I like coldplay because I'm a little bitch

I'm not even white. Why do I love coldplay?
>>
>>63981725
are you literally 15? You realize youre allowed to like various genres and artists without needing to justify it or be concerned about people judging you
>>
LIGHTS GO OUT AND I CANNOT SEE

TICKING WALLS
AND CANDLE LIGHT
>>
AHH YOUU OUUUU OUUU OUUU OUUU

ARRRRRE
>>
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LOOK AT THE STARS
LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOU
AND EVERYTHING YOU DO...
>>
LIGHTS WILL GUIDE
EEE
IIII
EEE
IIIIIDE

YOU HOMMEE
>>
OH YEAH YEAH
OH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH
>>
they should bring Bruno Mars out to do Uptown Funk
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>No Truckfighters
I guess the Fuzz is too strong for a halftime show.
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Oh Its such a shame for us part
>>
I didn't even know Coldplay was still around.
>>
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BETS THE BEST
>>
>>63982157
>THE BETS
>not copy/pasting

smdh
>>
Better then the fucking Black Eyed Peas though.
>>
>>63982205
Kek I forgot how awful that shit was.

Whatever happened to them, did Will.I.am. die?
>>
Will they bring back Madonna AGAIN at some point?
>>
>>63982157
lmao this nigga actually typed out this entire thing
>>
TEETH FALLOUT
TEETH FALLOUT
TEETH FALLOUT
>>
>Get Scott Weiland to play owl
call that cold play
>>
SYLVIAAA
>>
>>63981658
probably a thousand times better than what you listen to.

>14 year olds
you're probably in your late teens or early 20s. you're no better.
>>
>>63967914

plz webm this
>>
>yfw no tay tay
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>>63989613
>>
>>63967914
The sad part is that could've been watchable if the Lions put any money at all into it. After the cringeworthy intro Big Sean himself wasn't awful but the complete lack of anything around him and the beat being almost muted made it unbearable. My high school talent shows had better staging and production tbhqwyf
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>no Rammstein singing Amerika
>>
Kanye will come out to perform homecoming
>>
>>63989821
>>63989613

:(
>>
>>63967601
They shouldn't be that bad. They were the ones that did count g stars right? That's a decent song.
>>
>>63967963
People voted for the Nazi's.
>>
>Not getting based Huey Lewis & the News to play the Super Bowl halftime show

They even have an album called Sports. Come on.
>>
>>63971234
>Kanye
>jiggaboo
meme
>>
>>63968178
>>63968206
>>63968404
>>63968462

>there are grown men on here that actually want some girly pop bullshit over casual rock

I don't like Coldplay but fucks sake guys, pull it together
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>People are angry that a band from one of the only two relevant music nations on earth are playing
>>
No matter how bad Coldplay is, they will always be better than whatever flavor of the month pop garbage. Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, etc. That shit has got to go. Thank you based Coldplay.
>>
>>63967601
Unless you're going to the superb owl in person just shut the fuck up and take a shit during halftime like everyone else.
>>
>>63967914

>implying the country act in Dallas that day wasn't worse
>>
>>63967601
Probably not going to watch the suberb owl now
>>
>>63996739
straya doin work
>>
>>63997299

>my family were eating at the table when that shit started playing from the TV

Almost threw up my fill of turkey
>>
>>63996739

>only good artists there are from decades ago

Hell I have difficult time calling those others "artists".
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