LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT YOUR 2018 WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS.
Prove me wrong Europeens, you can't, we dominated England last year and now we're going to dominate Argentina, Brazil, Germany, all of you.
And the best part about it? We don't even care and you do and you're still going to lose LOL
Putin wont let it happen lads
>>63949928
Shut up, I don't even know what country you are but I bet it's some European shit hole
>>63949920
>we dominated england last year
Oh boy
>>63949920
>implying dominating England is an accomplishment
Haven't they been shit for the last couple of decades?
>>63949948
We did, got way further than you and we didn't even try
But we just defeated you 4-1 in a game where nerman only played one half.
And 6-1 agg in U23, which will be just ready for the next WC.
So if USA are world champions, what does that make jamica? universe champions?
>>63950148
It was a friendly, we weren't even trying, come see me when the real thing starts and we eliminate your monkey ass
>>63950172
>So if USA are world champions, what does that make jamica? universe champions?
>be jamaican
>move to england for a career in "sawka"
>naturalize and get called up for the NT
>proceed not to win jack shit in the next 15 years, often being eliminated in the group stages of international tournaments
>look back to the motherland
>realize all the trophies they're lifting and glories they're sharing with a far more successful squad
>cry alone at night in your bed made of money
>only drawing 1:1 with >us
>at Letzigrund
>>63950183
>It was a friendly, we weren't even trying
Clearly, neither were we, considering >Rafinha, >Lucas Moura and >>>>>>Davirgin Luiz were starters and Nerman only played one half. and your only goal was a penalty.
But it's cute how you tried.
>>63950207
k monkey
>>63950249
AGGRESSIVELY FURIOUS
>>63950232
USA almost beat Germany last year and you lost 7-1, USA will dominate you, pick up a new sport like favela garbage pile climbing
>>63950272
cute tbqh
>>63949920
>2018 WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
>not England
Once football comes home in 2016, we'll be claiming the world cup too
Highly unlikely just looking at the players. The real trouble is that due to their ages, you'd have to expect Dempsey, Howard and Beasley to either not be picked or just be bit-part players. Altidore will likely be your main striker. Honestly I think you'd be lucky to make it past the group stages, but it surely could be done.
>Losing to Jamaica at home
>Losing to Mexishit
kek
>tfw the usa into soccerball meme died this year
with dempsey and donovan retiring, our squad hasn't been this devoid of talent in literally decades
divegrass is dead in the states and I love it
>>63949920
>we dominated England last year
>USA haven't played England in 5 years
>The last time the US beat England it was 1993
>>63950207
>This one hue that hates England and posts the same image in any thread where England is even mentioned
Obsession tbqhwy
>>63950502
They really do have a bit of a problem in 2018. Their current important players will be too old, yet the promising talents like Carter-Vickers, and Pulisic will be barely 20.
>Englel has based muscular Vardy meow
Fear.jpg
England really is pathetic, they all grow up only playing soccer and in the USA the only people that play soccer are girls and booger eaters afraid to play football and we still do better than them in the world cup