Is there a gayer sports tradition than the haka?

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no

>>63934486
>The fear in their eyes
Too bad Murrica still Rickrolled them

It's cool for the rugby team, because it's genuinely intimidating and part of the history of the sport. It's strictly cringe in any other sport though.

>>63934824
this

it looks fine in rugby

but every other sport is awful because they're not built like rugby players, and that's also the only sport kiwis are good at

>>63934824
>grown ass men doing a choreographed broadway warrior fantasy dance
>intimidating

yeah, nah. just come out and play. if your size, strength and success aren't intimidating enough as is, grunting and sticking your tongue out like a drooling retard isn't going to improve that

>>63934432
Do they do that shit before every international sports session? Like, does a drunk, overweight sheepshagger do the haka before throwing darts?
Does their olympic bobsleigh team perform the haka before jumping into the ice tube?

The victory daisy chain in the locker room

>>63934989
>does a drunk, overweight sheepshagger do the haka before throwing darts?

please please let them start. stronk men doing it is gay, but some sloppy drunk fat bastard freeforming it would be fucking glorious

>>63934486
I cringe everytime'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDucvQYlWj4

>>63935054
nope. still less gay than haka

>>63934519
That isn't fear, seems more like boredom or disbelief

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>>63935075
hilarious comments on that video