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Tonight's games:
Man City vs Hull City (19:45)
Middlesbrough vs Everton (19:45)
Stoke vs Sheffield Wednesday (19:45)
Tomorrow's game:
Southampton vs Liverpool (19:45)
News
>Manchester City's parent company has been valued at $3bn (£2bn) after selling a 13% stake, worth £265m, to a consortium of Chinese investors. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-34972478
>Chelsea have submitted a planning application to build a new 60,000-seat stadium at Stamford Bridge. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34974544
>Liverpool spent more than £14m on agents' fees to lead the latest Premier League list which shows total payments at £129.86m - up £15m from last year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34968159
>Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez will be assessed over the next two days to gauge the severity of the injury he suffered in Sunday's draw at Norwich. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34973921
>Man City getting investment
Cause if there was any club that needed more money...
>Manchester City's parent company has been valued at $3bn
Because that includes Melbourne City, New York City FC, etc
>>63932618
Well yeh...it's the parent company
>>63932592
>losing your own money
Not really that bothered about tonight's games desu. Southampton vs Liverpool should be good though.
>chelshit
>>63932784
That's a nice stadium for Championship
>>63932784
ewwww
>Manchester City's parent company City Football Group announces £265m investment from China Media Capital.
messi in the bag lads
>>63932553
>Manchester City's parent company
These Middle East Wahabbist fundamentalists, who are sponsoring this shitty war in Syria, are using an English Prem League club as a front to do football business with the Chinese.
Haha.
>>63932805
>who are sponsoring this shitty war in Syria
Which side are they sponsoring? The side the government are debating about bombing today, the side the government rejected to bomb a couple of years ago or a side against both of them?
>>63932816
They are sponsoring Daesh/ISIS with Saudi Arabia UAE, Abu Dhabi and Turkey.
The UK is voting to drop 1000s of bombs onto a desert to stop this ISIS scourge, but everyone else is already doing this.
There's nowt left to bomb though, the Russians have been doing a hell of a job.
Ad they will host the World Cup in 3 years time.
>>63932866
>Saudi Arabia UAE, Abu Dhabi
>>63932866
Ah, so they are with our friends supporting our enemies, rather than with our enemies fighting against our enemies.
>>63932784
>how do you want your stadium senpai
>just gaping anus my shit up
>>63932866
Believing the Russian propaganda, Russia have done about as much damage as everyone else against Isis
>>63932816
They're actively sponsoring anythin with the outside chance of bringing down the Shia Assad regime.
>>63932876
>bi-lateral warfare
Stop trying to simplify the situation to shill your liberal propaganda.
go away /pol/
lads
>>63932888
No liberal propaganda, simple solution would be to just nuke the whole region
>>63932895
Agreed.
Misread your post desu.
Just the idea that we HAVE to have clear enemies and allies before we do anything really triggers me. We may not like Assad but if we'd never tried to depose him in the first place then none of this would have happened. Thanks Obama.
You now remember "Super Scout" Graham Carr and his "unknown" French internationals
Kids growing up now choose to play as vardy on the playground
>>63932906
Gooks on suicide watch.
>>63932903
Or if you know he had left when the population decided they didn't want to live under his rule
>>63932911
Or maybe if Obama hadn't used the country to try and get one over on Russia.
Oh, and if he hadn't prematurely pulled out of Iraq.
Football gods please don't let Liverpool and City before the final, I don't want a shit team being hammered by a good one in the final.
>>63932940
>that swansea - bradford final
>>63932943
I remember Dyer getting salty because he couldn't take the penalty for the hat trick.
>>63932952
Now imagine if there were a good team instead of Liverpool.
>>63932959
Such as?
>>63932893
Would be an interesting statistics if the definition of a "big chance" was clear-cut.
>>63933056
A 'big chance' is a well defined piece of data though that is consistent in its definition now we're in the enlightened era
>>63933066
What is the definition?
Can anyone actually say that liverpool winning the league won't be hilarious?
>rogers face seeing klopp surpass him in months without one of the best players in the world
>gerrard's face seeing that he was the one holding them back all these years
>>63933081
scouse delusion truly is out of control again
>>63933081
>building up your ABL rhetoric this early
>>63933091
Didn't say liverpool have a chance of winning the league
Only that it would be hilarious if they did
1. KRS
2. Mos Def
3. Rakim
4. Kendrick Lamar
5. NAS
>>63933117
Literally who?
>>63932952
Why do Liverpool fans think they're going to win the league because they beat city 4-1? Spurs also beat city 4-1. Who cares
>>63933117
>no Lupe Fiasco
>Kendrick in top 5 after a few years of relevance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COAcd_ILieY
>>63933126
I never said that
>>63933120
Go away, kid. Topman has a sale on, I'm sure
>>63933126
>What is scouse delusion
they get like this after every surprise victory lad, keep up
>>63933130
Lupe was great. He's a fucking autist these days though.
>>63933130
>not rating Kendrick Lamar as a top 5
>>63933117
>1. KRS
>2. Mos Def
Solid
>3. Rakim
>4. Kendrick Lamar
>5. NAS
You fucked up
>>63933144
I'd put Eminem above him desu. Unfortunately, too many edgemasters and racist nignogs deny his talent.
>>63933166
lmao, you are a clueless whiteboi
>>63933171
>>63933166
>>63933158
>>63933144
>>63933130
>>63933117
>all these black people
>>63933171
>that flag
>this opinion
>>63933117
I have no taste: The List.
1. Guru
2. Nas
3. Mobb Deep (early years)
4. Scarface
5. Slick Rick
>>63933182
>Belgium
Piss off, Isis
>I listen to non-Californian rap
>>63933188
uwot ahmed?
post yfw you realized I was right
>>63933192
>West Coast isn't utter shit
>>63933117
>>63933182
>no Public Enemy
>>63933194
>ginger and a muslim
he must really know what it is like to be hated
>>63933198
what the fuck is an belgium, serious question
>>63933207
An area of the world better than you at tennis but worse than us
>>63933214
>us
are you scottish? my condolences 2bh
>>63933207
That small country in Europe with 1/4th of your population but the same GDP
>>63933207
A French vanity project
>>63933231
Belgium going HAM
He's got to be having a laugh at this point.. Right?
>>63933238
Is he even that good?
>>63933223
>tfw Judy Murray's womb produces more talent than the lesser malvinas at tennis
>>63933247
he does look good but then again he's being carried by a team that's rekking their league and would win without him
>>63933252
If every single shot on target that Bayern have had against them had gone in they would still be top of the league by a distance
Neuer has the easiest job of any top keeper in the world
>>63933247
He's looking better than he did at Juventus at least. But that's because Italian football hates wingers for whatever reason.
>>63933286
I always thought they were quite fond of right wingers
Top 10 Nas songs that aren't on Illmatic:
1. Watch Dem Niggas
2. The Message
3. Take it in Blood
4. Queens Get The Money
5. Second Childhood
6. No Idea's Original
7. U Gotta Love It
8. Made You Look
9. Purple
10. Black Zombie
Honorable Mentions: I Gave You Power, Rewind, Doo Drags, Stillmatic Intro, Last Real Nigga Alive, Ether
Lads, Newcastle are top of the league
>>63933336
add black girl lost, live nigga rap & affirmative action to honourable mentions
>>63933438
I like the latter two but BGL is horrid.
>bbc in charge of making sense
>>63933486
floating in a river with your body wrapped in plastic
>>63933238
L I T E R A L L Y W H O
how do we fix "english" football?
people complaining that spurs new stadium looks similar to others, well this is why. if you go too far off the norm then it looks ugly as shit and you end up with some abomination like this chelsea anus stadium.
at least the spurs stadium actually looks nice
>>63932784
looks plastic
>>63933336
Reminder that God's Son is underrated and is Nas' second best album
>>63934067
It's underrated, I'd still put it in third after It Was Written though fampai
>>63932784
JUST
>>63934060
>Chelsea is a plastic club
Plastic fan detected
>>63934119
GAPE
>>63934119
>>63934131
>>63934143
bit gay lads
And I'm not just talking about that certified-Reddit meme
>>63934143
BOI
lids lids lids :) whats all the banter? any dank memes?
Who /pointless/?
>>63934294
O'Leary
>>63934337
Coppell
>>63934337
>>63934345
Well done lads
>>63933238
Is Arsene the french 'Arry?
>Yeah, bien player, top garcon, nearly signed him myself
>>63934414
yeah, wonga doesnt do tactics either
>>63934414
>If I sign 10 young French players for £2m each and one tuns out decent then everyone will forget the other £18m
Arsene's logic desu
>>63933247
he looked average in the small amount of time he played for PSG but with potential, that's why they tried to make him sign a new contract, pretty meh at juventus, okay at bayern but it's hard to look like shit in that team when they dominate the rest of the league so hard
Team of the year so far?
Butland
Walker Smalling Stones Monreal
Mahrez Barkley Ozil Payet
Vardy Lukaku
Honarable mentions: Dier, Ali, Eriksen, Lucas, Silva, Aguero, Sanchez, Dann, Albrighton, Van Dijk
>>63934555
>Lukaku
has he done that much?
>>63934555
>Sanchez
He's done fuck all apart from like 3 games
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34976931
>League Two's bottom side Yeovil Town have parted company with manager Paul Sturrock. Sturrock, 59, only took charge in April but the club have gone 12 league games without a victory and are in danger of suffering a third straight relegation.
>yfw Yeovil are genuinely going to suffer three consecutive relegations
The club that was too small for the Championship.
>>63934612
2nd top goal scorer behind Vardy m8
>>63934555
ighalo sagna kompany
>>63934629
March 2014 they drew 1-1 with Leicester in the league (Schmeichal was denied a goal). They've gone in very different ways since
>>63934612
He's been a beast. 10 goals already. Exactly what Chelsea need.
>>63934555
>Monreal
>Stones
>Walker
>>63932553
>Liverpool spent more than £14m on agents' fees to lead the latest Premier League list which shows total payments at £129.86m - up £15m from last year.
This makes it even funnier than Hazard's agent got 10 million plus.
>>63934629
How long have they been in the league, about 15 years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaF-H_JUk3Q
>sexy mick
top kek what the fuck
>>63934638
I see
>Mouyes
>>63934699
Problem? give alternatives or fuck off
>>63934701
12.
>>63934702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZVhohCNtXo
>>63934712
I hope they don't go the way of Stockport.
>>63934729
Fucking hell I forgot about this one.
>>63932788
5/10 honestly made me kek a little
>>63934709
>Chelshit fans were rejoicing the sales of Lukaku, Mata and Debruyne
It's downright disturbing how much control he has over those plastics.
>>63934710
Kolarov
Otamendi, Van Dijk, Vertonghen
Bellerin, Soares
>>63934785
Alderweireld has been superior defensively to Vert. Stones is great though.
>>63934773
Lukaku being sold would look much better if Chelsea had a good striker. Or a striker at all.
>>63934629
Does Johnson know he's not the Yeovil manager any more.
What players do Chelsea need this winter?
>>63934828
Eh, whoever they get Mou will just fall out with them.
>>63934807
Lukaku was sold purely because he missed that penalty in the super cup final
>his 33rd premier league goal was his first for a club that owned him
>>63934817
Apparently not:
>"A club has got to be very wary its standards do not drop," Johnson told BBC Somerset. "If they do, they only have one way to go. Towards the end there, a lot of time, energy and money was put into this development saga and not enough funds to keep the club competitive and that's what happened at the end."
>"I wouldn't put it all on John Fry but he probably needs to take more football decisions because he is bogged down with the development saga. He doesn't deserve all the stick."
Yes, Midget, because you do as well: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29043508
>Yeovil manager Gary Johnson has moved to clarify his actions after turning up late to his side's 3-1 Johnstone's Paint Trophy defeat by Portsmouth. Johnson arrived 15 minutes before Tuesday's kick-off at Huish Park and left after his post-match team talk. The club have yet to comment on his behaviour, but BBC Sport understands Johnson was unhappy with their business on transfer deadline day.
Moron.
>>63934866
I love it when managers come out and say the owner not spending is the problem.
It's basically 'Well you're going to have to sack me because I won't quit and I'm not capable of doing the job you hired me for.'
>>63934845
Nah, I think he genuinely got butthurt Chelsea got Eto'o, he understood Mourinho didn't believe in him.
>you now remember Falcao
>>63934947
Monaco doesn't want to
>>63934959
>Don't have to pay his wages
>Getting paid millions for United and Chelsea to loan him out
Doubt they're that gutted desu.
>>63934941
The lad just needs to play a lot, Lukaku without confidence = nothing
>>63934939
>It's basically 'Well you're going to have to sack me because I won't quit and I'm not capable of doing the job you hired me for.'
lel true
Although one exception to that was of course 'arry "MY FACKIN KNEES" Redknapp.
>fernandes buys nobody on deadline day
>get buttmad
>run off
>>63934974
Does his contract run out with them at the end of this season though?
>>63935020
they could use him tbH
>losing to anderlel
>>63932784
architect: how you want ur stadium f@m
abramovich: i want that cupcake casing look
architect: say no more
>>63934555
>barkley
kante or dier considering that lineup has no midfield
>>63935020
One more season IIRC.
>Goes on loan to QPR when Austin leaves
>>63935078
>trying to make up terrible excuses as to why he can't score in Burton and Gillingham
FUND IT
You now remember Sheffield United.
Anyone here hoping Hull pull an upset?
>>63935200
I remember when they were good in cup competitions.
>>63935208
Yes because it would mean we (derby) are better than man city that way
You now remember Swansea City
>>63935200
me 2bh
>>63935411
I just go to the nearest one.
>>63935411
>sainsbury's and morrisons above tesco and asda
kek
is there any point for a neutral to watch any cup game?
César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi 5 h5 ore fa
My place in the car park was busy today... Mi plaza de parking hoy estaba ocupada... @ChelseaFC
>>63935438
Helps take your mind off your sister being gangraped by Somalians
>>63935411
>aldi not top
>>63935440
that reindeer have more points than chelsea xD
>>63935438
In case there's an upset.
>>63935411
>2. M&S
Supporting Zionism is important to you huh?
>>63935460
At least you tried.
Fuck off janny
>>63935479
Unlike Chelsea in most games this season amirite.
>>63935501
>le overweight hollywood ball man isn't starting
Thank fucking christ. Expect us to win 3-1.
>>63933117
>Anybody except MF Doom at #1
objectively wrong
>>63933158
>he doesn't rate Rakim
opinion absolutely discarded forever and always
>>63935453
pretty savage senpai tbaqh. (to to absolutely quite honest)
rate my meal lads
![2BF8314B00000578-0-image-a-121_1441376272407[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xZNK8bP.jpg "2BF8314B00000578-0-image-a-121 1441376272407[1]")
>you are now aware that papy djilobodji exists
>>63935776
>le overweight hollywood ball man isn't starting
You called?
>>63935964
He actually played for Chelsea.
Anyone got any bets on?
>>63935960
Nutritious/10
Based Netherlands
>>63935776
>meyler dies
>hundredstone comes in
>team goes to shit
WHEN WILL BRUCE LEARN
is ian nacho starting lads?
Hope you all have your >Neverton revved up
>>63936070
>choking the lead twice to mememouth
>>63936114
>invading the pitch causing 8 minutes of added time
>team concedes in the 98th minute
>>63936248
everton lel
>>63936248
What was that even about. I know you can just stroll onto the pitch at Dean Court but is beating Bournemouth really worth a pitch invasion.
of course the cancerous team stoke get the easiest fixture
>>63936270
Small club mentality
>>63936286
>the MASSIVE
>easy
UTB m8s
>>63936270
this >>63936287
If they were a large club they'd have just rustled the packets of their prawn sandwiches
>>63936309
It's nothing to do with the size of the club, just seems fucking odd to risk a banning order because you scored a late winner against Bournemouth in a mid season league game.
>everton fans unironically did a pitch invasion because they thought they were getting 3pts against bournemouth
what will they do if they win tonight and get to the semis
>>63936340
>odd to risk a banning order because you scored a late winner against Bournemouth in a mid season league game.
If you're a big team yes
Guess we may as well treat this as the game threads for Neverton and Stoke matches
>tfw no all in one thread
I need my steady stream of shitposts
>>63934555
obvious nevertonion is obvious
if stones barkley and lukaku are so great why are you 9th
nearly finished /NoGF2015/ lads, we've nearly made it, dont falter now
>>63936382
>>63936384
Least we have the dutch guy contained in his own shit thread
>>63936384
have a rare kevin for your troubles
>>63936384
epl is ded m8
and along with it eurosp
>crouch starts a game for the first time in like 100 years
>lasts 12 minutes
>injured
>'ull
No chance now
Shame, fuck Shitty
>>63936397
>circular image
Triggering
>Go to German Girls
>Chat Shit
>Get Banged
>hull
tybBONER
>lukaku has never scored a goal against a top 4 team
>>63936422
Anyone got the angry amerilard post from the original thread about this?
>Middlesbruh atmosphere
Niiice
karanka in when
>>63936475
Define top 4
PITCH INVASION IMMINENT
goooooooooallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll everton
HES MAGICCCC
>Middlesbrough 0-1 Everton
Pitch invasion incoming
>>63936475
Scored against City
>>63936475
Scored against United back at West Brom.
>>63936528
Brenny when
>>63936475
Didn't he score a hatrick in fergie's last game?
>stuani disallowed
>everton score
;-;
>>63936585
>top 4
>>63936585
>liverpool
>top 4
its like being in 1998 again
>>63936588
Yes
>You now remember Fergie's last game finishing 5-5.
>>63936635
I actually don't
>>63936635
There are /sp/ poster we never saw Fergie managing a team.
>>63936585
>Liverpool
He said top 4, not top 6.
>everton have never won the league cup
RIP boro
lukaku 2-0
(not a top 4 team though)
post your face when Liverpool win the CoC
>already game over at Middlesbrough
Damn it.
>>63936682
>your mum has never won the champions league
>>63936686
They're 2nd in the championship :^)
>>63936679
Top 6?that's pushing it
BASED AFELLAY
stoke banging them in too
> the league of football championships
>>63936706
Liverpool have finished higher in the league on average than any other club in England
>Cup pretty much guaranteed all Prem from here on out
Meh
i hope every lower league side gets absolutely blown the fuck out so i can stop reading about muh cup magic
>>63936733
So you'd say they're the leagues top team?
>>63936733
Hudderfield have won more league titles than spurs, are they a better team right now?
>>63936733
>"the league"
Definitely not in the Premier League though :^)
>>63936682
Since Everton last won a trophy, Swansea got promoted from League 2 League 1, relegated back into League 2, went into administration, then got promoted to the Prem and won the league cup.
>>63936733
>muh 'istry
how are city playing?
will they score more?
>>63936755
Cup magic comes from the FA Cup desu.
>>63936755
cup magic™ is only part of the FA Cup
>>63936756
so you're saying they're a championship team?
thats about as relevant and logical as your reply
>>63936755
You're really going to be a Scrooge this weekend
>>63936785
>>63936780
ive seen it for cock cup matches as well
have everton invaded the pitch yet
>>63936793
What? Where did I insinuate that?
>>63936813
>all time table from an arbitrary date I choose
Even more small club behaviour from everton fans
Lads can I get a happy birthday? I can't really do anything today cause I just moved to a new city and dont know many people
Dont mean to attention whore or anything
>>63936828
football literally started in 1992 m8
>>63933370
I'd like to meet that MK Dons fan who got banned
>>63936779
typical city expensive shit football
>>63936843
fuck off you gigantic faggot
>>63936828
choice is yours retard
all time prem or all time
>>63936843
I think we can ship you one in 1-2 weeks.
>>63936843
happy birthday papy
>Kike
Into the oven with him
Also what the fuck is that chant with the goal kicks I fucking hate it
>>63936821
and where did i insinuate that liverpool were the leagues top team? you shit posting dope
you said liverpool were barely even a top 6 team
then you got booty blasted by facts and said something irrelevant
>>63936843
'no'
captcha : massive bender
>>63936866
>>63936862
For fucks sake guise.
>>63936843
Happy birthday la
>>63936843
I would but you should learn not to give a shit about birthdays anymore
>>63936843
have a good one m8
>>63936690
me on the left
>>63936843
It would mean fuck all when you explicitly ask for it
>>63936889
You're confusing posters I think
![12311138_788670827933405_7116402681937940864_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/domh7QI.jpg "12311138 788670827933405 7116402681937940864 n[1]")
Best manager ever
>Parking the bus against Boro
Suso, literally one of the brightest talents Liverpool ever had, is looking shit for Milan against a lower division side.
>>63936843
happy faggot, birthday
>This muppets ad
Based Warburton
>le run at players and lose the ball man is playing amazingly
City match >2.5
Everton to win
Stoke to win
Citeh are going to let me down aren't they?
>burton albion currently top of league 1
if they go up it will be yeovil 2.0
Just wanted to let you all know that i have a big floopy dick
>>63937054
>not backing big jimmy to lead them to further glory
everybody jumping out they mind
>>63937044
>Citeh are going to let me down aren't they?
You and everybody else
>bolton
kek
>>63937042
Lamela?
anyone else like butt stuff
>>63934807
If Lukaku was still at Chelsea, I honestly doubt he'd actually be allowed to play. Chelsea are like England; they have their marquee names and they put all their faith in them, rather than younger players who look good.
>>63934817
Gary Johnson is pretty much the closest the club has to a legend they can interview. Yeovil's glorious ascent (why yes, I do support Yeovil; thanks for discussing them) was due to them being GOAT at the loan market. Pretty much the only Yeovil player who can represent the club in any way is Terry Skiverton, who was in front of me in the queue once in Yeovil's branch of NatWest but is otherwise unremarkable and struggled as a manager.
Darren Way might be a good move as a new manager, actually, because he's another ex-player who was crippled in a car crash a few years ago and took on a scouting role at the club, meaning he was the face of Yeovil's great past signings like Andros Townsend and Asmir Begovic. >We only need one more good loan player and that should be enough to avoid dropping back into the Conference. Also, I once saw Darren Way browsing the hottest threads in Yeovil's bustling and exclusive charity shop district (formerly Yeovil's deserted main high street).
>>63934866
When Yeovil were in the Championship, chairman John Fry wanted to open a supermarket next to the stadium, and basically redo Yeovil's layout completely so the stadium would be like a new town centre. The existing town centre is already on its knees (see "charity shop district", above) so the plans were refused, but it looks like he might have had a point all along.
>>63936939
I never understood those posts. No girl who's actually ugly is going to say that she's ugly.
>>63937106
only female butt stuff
Any of you watching the Leauge cup lads?
Guess the team
>>63937129
Yes, I looked up to my screen to see men in speedos at the everton - boro match
>>63937141
Fiorentina
Who else
/lovin life, gettin paid, and gettin laid/ here?
>>63937044
>betting on anything to do with city
Im watching rat race on tv (film 4)and smash mouth are on it
im fucking loving it
>>63937162
>hate life
>getting paid minimum wage
>not getting laid
life is suffering
>>63937141
Bristol Rovers
>>63937173
how's 2002 treating you la
>>63937154
wrong
>>63937162
None of the 3 ;_;
>>63937162
/No/Barely/No/
>>63937162
Life is ok, I get paid alright for what I do, no pussy not ever. Maybe I should start chatting shit.
>>63936843
Do a search for "Happy birthday" + [your name] on YouTube. There's a channel that sings birthday songs for loads of different names.
I sent this one to my friend Jerry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFNw8RJ60vA
>>63937106
Exit only
dubs and delph scores
>>63937208
get a cheeky tattoo m8, the ladies will love it ;^)
>>63937260
>that arm
>banging anyone
thank you skeltal
>>63937123
Idk why but licking a girls arse turns me on like even if they don't like it I'll still want to do it desu
>>63937199
top reaction
>>63937118
All girls think they're ugly. They've been bred that way specifically to make them easier to compliment. This is also why any guy who complains that he can't get a girl receives the "Oh, so you think you're just entitled to a HOT GIRLFRIEND?" outrage speech from SJWs. They think everything terrible that happens is entirely their fault, so they get butthurt when someone else ascribes their own problems to sheer bad luck.
>navas
>ever scoring again
pick one and only one
>>63937260
Does he have clingfilm up his sleeve?
sterling has an anterior pelvic tilt to be honest
>>63937330
his name is Jesus. He was the result of no sex and only scored once with Mary Magdalene.
>>63937340
tattoos are wrapped for 24 hours after to minimize chances of infection
time for nacho man tbqh
>>63937174
Same here. I escape it by daydreaming and FIFA. My character came up through Tottenham's academy, signed a new contract, then stabbed the club in the back and left for PSG. Virtual life is looking pretty good.
is a cheeky comeback really too much to ask for
>tfw switched over to eurosport to watch a guy fo a 147
>>63937429
always on the card when city are playing
>>63937434
>missing the black
Damn kid
>>63937423
You're a dick
Lads, what kind of player is Klopp gonna get first?
Defender?
>>63937423
>Good Spurs player leaves for big club
Sounds pretty realistic to me, hardly stabbing the club
>>63937468
Leroy Sane tbqh
>>63937468
Gonna sign the entire 11/12 Dortmund team, la'
UUUU
Im bored
>>63937468
Keeper
>>63937501
Great album
>>63937423
This but with anime because I am not a loser
How do we fix the milk cup?
>>63936697
>be my mum
>work for liverpool FC as catering staff
>travel with the team to istanbul in 2005
>liverpool win the CL
>medals handed out to all the staff present on the day (as well as the playing/coaching staff on the pitch in the official celebration)
>my mum has many pictures of her with the trophy on the pitch after the game in an empty stadium
>even has one with her holding the trophy with gerrard in his tracksuit
so yeah, my mum kind of has won the champions league
>mfw i'm an everton fan
>>63937562
Add some hot water and a tea bag
>>63937562
Make only for clubs not in european competition and increase the money prize.
>>63937520
>>63937538
>>63937559
>"what about their legs, they don't need those"
>>63937564
Pics of medal?
ENGLANDS BRAVE IAN NACHO
Baines seems like a right prick
Stoke - Liverpool
Everton - Man city
They would be the best possible semi-finals
>>63937604
CHAT
nows the time to bet on palace to beat everton this weekend
you know remember shefki kuqi
this kevin guy is pretty good
>everton play tuesday, then on monday
>liverpool play wednesday, then on sunday
ABL conspiracy confirmed
why do everton get 2 days extra rest
>>63937621
why does he have so many malteasers
Not shitposting
City look a shitload better with Delph than Toure, much faster transition
>>63937714
Same reason Chesea got 2 more days of rest than spurs I guess
>beating some random championship side
school of science init la
>>63937574
Yeah let's remove the only fucking clubs that try
>>63937735
Top kek
>>63937721
it's fucking hull
>>63937748
That doesn't affect their speed of play
>implying hull wouldn't finish above villa
>>63937757
it's
fucking
hull
holy shit
>>63937757
Hull will only finish about 2 or 3 places below villa anyway
>willy will never ever keep a clean sheet lol
>>63937748
Speaks volumes about Yaya when they play shit against Hull when he's on the pitch, then smack them after he gets subbed off.
They let off a smoke bomb or something at boro?
>>63937777
CHECKED
>>63937781
The Everton ultras are at it again
have they invaded the pitch again?
>>63937821
they've thrown a smoke bomb and are preparing to invade the pitch. a lot have travailed to be honest
everton fans really milking this
GET IN HERE AND WATCH THIS BROS
>moyes
www.watch2gether.com/rooms/zd9b860pkkrvsabi
GET IN HERE AND WATCH THIS BROS
www.watch2gether.com/rooms/zd9b860pkkrvsabi
>moyes
>>63932784
I don't say this often, but
JUST
Remember when Debrune would flop lads?
>>63937958
why would anyone think that
pls make it to europe again Stoke
Milan Crotone going to ET with a chance of penalties
>>63937735
I am a happy man!
>>63937564
>everton fan
>work at liverpool
>>63938416
>who is jamie carragher
>>63936772
Sides
>>63936778
beautiful boy brad
>no cupsets
Is the magic of the cup dead lads?
>>63938451
Robbie Fowler and McManaman apparently too?
>>63938789
League Cup never had any magic
>these models complaining about being forced to lose weight
>saying it made them feel miserable
Literally find another career then you brainless lay about cunts
>>63938789
Most boring night of cup ties for a long time.
Every game was over by half time.
>>63938885
shut the fuck up you insensitive twat
>>63938856
Was the Croatian War of Independence a cupset?
>>63938942
No, them and NATO losing it would be
>>63938971
Small country mentality
>>63938971
>Croatia tries to become independent
>Serbia tries to stop them
>Croatia becomes independent
Serbia wins!
>>63939052
There isn't a scenario on this green Earth where Serbia doesn't win
>>63939106
So is Serbia the Alabama of Europe?
>>63939106
Serbia didn't beat Albania to qualifying for the euros
>>63937423
>not moving from Tottenham to Real Madrid like you're supposed to
>>63939137
Have fun going to France and getting yourself shot. We didn't want to go there anyway.
>>63939137
>>63939183
And we actually won there, while the first game was abandoned. Shame that Denmark got refballed from that 2nd spot
>mfw people said AVB was better than Pochettino
>>63932886
>propaganda
>>63936682
neither has Wenger
Joke of a manager, its the easiest competition to win
>tfw the LC will forever be won by City or Chelsea forever from now on
Just scrap it
>>63939476
I hope it's not the third League + LC double in 3 years, would be boring.
>>63939476
Cause no one else cares about it
>Van Laal has won 1 league cup game in two years
>Moyes won 4 in one
>>63939549
Looking that way
FA + PL or CL/EL is the only true double these days
>>63939549
Least it isn't germany, 9 doubles in 13 years. Before last season, Munich's previous 6 league titles were part of doubles
>>63939549
Would be boring I agree, but I think it will happen. At least this year it will be a departure from City and Chelsea winning it.
>>63939816
>I think it will happen.
> At least this year it will be a departure from City and Chelsea winning it.
Senpai who do you think is going to win the league?
Doesn't Pellegringo have to win a fixed number of trophies in however many years to keep his job? Like, he promised five trophies in five years when he became the Man City manager or something like that. This is definitely the easiest trophy to win, so perhaps we have found a problem with having a contract that demands you win a set number of trophies without specifying what those trophies are.
Nevertheless, there's always an upset. Whoever wins tomorrow night out of Southampton and Liverpool will ultimately win the trophy.
>>63939934
he said the aim was 5 in 5 years, though if Pep is truly interested i doubt the Sheikh will care much
Shame he lost the CS or he could have cheekily claimed that as a trophy to count towards it
>>63939975
What's his record so far? He must have three or four already.
>>63940244
1 premier league, 1 league cup
>>63940301
So I guess he's on track if he joined in May 2013 (I'm looking him up on Wikipedia right now). Also, how the fuck is he only 62? I thought he was about 80. He's younger than my parents.
>>63936960
I was there for that game. 20 years old, with my granddad like always, when we started winning games instead of being shit. We were sat on the other side of the pitch, everyone was laughing at Phil Brown and saying he'd lost it. My granddad kekd hard throughout.
Thanks for bringing back that memory anon. Also for reminding me that Mark Hughes played Kompany as a DM.
>>63940394
how fucking old are you
>>63940703
28. Older than your average /sp/ toddler, but not ancient. I remember the 1994 World Cup, motherfucker.
>>63940790
youre younger than i thought, my parents are about pellegrinis age, and im older enough to remember italy 1990, thats why i ask
