Browns vs Ravens PREGAME OFFICIAL
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Get in here for one of the worst and memeiest MNF games ever.
sanic
Is Flacco elite?
First for greatest game this century.
How did they not foresee this being an awful matchup when they were making the schedule
>>63923765
fast
Get your pillows fluffed boys, this one will be a snoozy
Will Johnny come in after McCown starts sucking and lead the Browns from a 40 point deficit, breaking all quarterback records in the process? Yes he will.
stream?
>>63923767
E L I T E
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I'm watching for two reasons
1. ebin spaghettib owl 2015
2. Barnidge scoring like 4 TDs
OP here. Milanaposting is welcome.
>Hoping for El Pressador stroke vid.
>>63923823
IT SHOULD BE EXCITING, IN THE SHITTY WAY.
Nickname for shit vs the shitbirds
>pottery
>Wife studying at Ja'Ron's house
>Wife's son out cold
>worked on my 250 word essay all night last night so I could watch MNF tonight
>Rewarding myself with a piping hot grilled cheese just out of the microwave
I am READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL, BROS!
division games are usually good and closely matched from all the times the play each other
I didn't even buy booze since I know I'm gonna pass out partway through this game
>>63923812
this desu
are the ravens a dynasty?
>I will never own the ball Andrew Franks kicked directly into the stands in garbage time against my Jest
why live lads
For ESPN constantly going to bat for the NFL, the NFL clearly keeps fucking ESPN over with some of the worst primetime games.
>He'll kill again.
>former player/coach always picks the team they played/coached for
how about doing your fucking job and making an objective pick?
>>63923918
You need at least 3 championships in a decade. Still, a defense with Ray Lewis, Ed Reed and Suggs is pretty impressive.
>>63923937
who is this coal burner?
WHO /GRUDEN/ HERE?!
>>63923962
*tips bloody suit into dumpster*
If Johnny Manziel were autistic, he'd be Johnny 4chanziel
MIKE PETTINE GET PICCOLO MOTHERFUCKEERRRR
>>63923962
Elite headgear.
The shitshow begins!
Is Schaub elite?
Time for some Jon Gruden
Shits vs shitbirds on MNF primetime
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Put in Johnny for the entertainment
pls
>>63923995
>Harbaugh pretending to be human
MIKE PETTIN YOU BELONG IN A FAGGOT CAMP
FUCKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
>>63923974
Yes and if all the sonic the hedgehog loving aspies like yourself got together, you'd be called Gran Autismo.
Dat high as fuck coach, getting paid millions without having to win does that to you.
If McCown gets injured, will they still not put Johnny in? Who is McCowns backup?
>>63924034
that's rude to be honest
Does Pettine get fired at the end of the year?
post yer dinner lads and lasses
>Barkevious Mingo
is Barkevious short for something? i have never heard of this name before
>>63923971
We always here senpai.
HEY,
SO EVERYONE ON THE BROWNS SUCKS ASS.
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY SPEND THEIR CAP ON? DO THEY ONLY SPEND LIKE 1/2 OF THEIR CAP?
>people unironically want to watch Johnny Foosball
MOTHERFUCK THIS PETER PAN GEICO COMMERICIAL
>>63924031
ElPresador please settle down, it's only a game.
I think you need a break from football until your mad feelings can breathe. Can you do that for me Elpresador?
>>63923877
nice collection of memes you got there
>>63924060
Crushing five of these in honor of Ray Lewis.
>>63924078
But I love spaghetti!
>>63924091
absolute madman
I literally don't even know what state Cleveland or Baltimore is in
Will this thread be good enough to justify watching this game?
>>63924060
>not gettting the 10 piece nuggets for $1.50
>>63924096
>all that diarrhea you're going to have
>>63924081
ANOTHER
SEASON
FUCKING
WASTED
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Obama.
Please no porn posting tonight. My doctor said I need to keep my heartrate down.
And no, watching this football game will not get my heartrate up. I don't care about either of these teams, and hope they both would lose.
>>63924102
chicano pls go
>drafting an alcoholic manlet
>>63924066
Yup, his Christian name is Barkevious'Laron'Skittlehoodie'Dashawnka' Smith. He just shortened it and decided to pick a last name that sounds like a dog with down syndrome.
who cares: the game
>>63924104
if you're low on memes, maybe
>analyzing the 3rd QB
wew you could tell ESPN was betting on Manziel this game
>congratulating Manlel for being in a huddle
literally every quarterback drafted this century has done that
>>63924104
Yes because /sp/ is literally my only friend and I love you guys even though all you do is make fun of me and I cherish all the hilarious sports moments I've shared with you guys
What are the chances Cleveland wins and the entire points scored is ~38?
>>63924133
nicely blogged lad.
downloaded
>>63924102
>I literally don't even know what state Cleveland or Baltimore is in
decay
>not starting Johnny
>pregame overview and hype about Johnny
ESPN didn't have time to prep new B role for the pre-game discussion kek
>i still think he's a good quarterback
this is why i will never become a TV personality. I cant spew out lies just to keep viewers
>>63924096
disgusting
>>63924117
We'll keep it clean
JOHNNY.
CALLING PLAYS.
>ALL BLACK EVERYTHING
>white person sings anthem
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>63924120
I'm half white and half Mexican and the rest if the world considers Hispanics white, so yes, I am white
>>63924108
Am I the only one who thinks burger king nuggets fucking suck? There's a reason they're so cheap
If I want shitty nuggets I'll start watching denver basketball games
ALL BLACK EVERYTHING
The coaching staff didn't handle Johnny Manziel properly, he was a winner when he was able to play and still party.
They didn't let him grow as a traplord in CLEVELAND, it's fucking cleveland just let him start early and his party skills would have unleashed on the field.
They would have renamed Cleveland to JohnnyVille if the coaching staff could have let Johnny be good.
>Ravens
>being blind
I thought the singer was a retard but she has a beautiful voice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA MY FUCKING SIDES
JOHNNY TIME
Is this girl blind??? LMFAO DUMB BITCH
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>blind person is on stage
>all black everything starts playing
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
This blind person lucky she doesnt have to witness whats about to unfold
>Wearing sunglasses
>At night
Is this kid for real?
Is there something wrong with this chick?
>they can't even scrape a good natty singer
OH COME ON
is she the singer from Heart?
Singer has autism
>this game already
we're in for a long one, folks
damn is this singer a girl? i mean not that i would
looks like a tranny autist but pretty decent anthem tbqhwyfam
>>63924201
It's bright out there
>>63924184
I WAS GONNA SAY HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT...
MAN I FEEL BAD FOR HER.
So is that Jim McMahon's daughter?
In Dallas they use Grammy nominated singers. In Cleeland we use special needs children.
fuck that was awesome
>>63923816
Muh test
>>63924201
She saw ur ugly azz, lmao
This blind bitch can sing
>>63924201
It looks like cerebral palsy
GET OFF THE STAGE DUMB BLIND MIDGET BITCH
>>63924194
Kek
She did good though.
Is this going to be the worst MNF game of all time?
Solid 8/10 Anthem. That kid did better than most professional singers. She didn't try to niggernote at all.
>that aborted dun dun dun dun
>This is the best Cleveland had
what is flexible scheduling?
srsly, this shitty game should've played in britbongland while we were sleeping
>>63924204
>not good
that was the best national anthem I've heard in a long time because she didn't fuck with it and try to be some special snowflake
>>63924207
Anybody else know they have undiagnosed autism?
>EXPLAIN THIS SHIT CLEVELAND.
>browns have a genuine retard singing for them
wow
You niggas are ruthless hating on a blind girl like this
damn that kid was good and has already accomplished more than i ever will in life
This game is going to be like watching the Olympics. No one really cares, but they still feel obligated to watch...
>blind person singing to a crowd of depressed people
Cleveland sports in a nutshell
>>63924226
it physically cannot be worse than Giants/Vikings 2013
>>63924209
Would pound
>>63924201
She's the Browns' starting QB tonight
It's not too late for Disney to save this garbage time homage with another Star Wars trailer!
>TV description says "AFC North bottom dwellers"
Top keks
This blind kid is lucky he won't have to watch this abortion of a game.
>>63924224
Very very hood. Mich better than any of will ever be.
She was moving her mouth funnily however.
DEATH TO ISLAM! DEATH TO JUDAISM! DEATH TO CATHOLICISM USA IS A PROTESTANT NATION!! USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>won my fantasy football matchup
>my team isn't affected in playoff seed by this game
>no interesting story lines to follow today
Why the fuck am I watching
is she tarded or autistic?
>>63924236
this is bait but she's a cheating whore and you need to dump her
>>63924236
Canadians gonna canadia
>>63924236
typical canadian
>>63924236
Change Jack to Tyrone and you will get more replies.
>>63924242
lol damn that bitch looks fucking retarded. stupid whore
>Americaitlyns in charge of not crying during their anthem
>>63924245
THEY ARENT EVEN HATING ON HER FOR BEING BLIND.
NIGGAS DECIDED SHE WAS A POTATO AND HATED ON HER FOR THAT INSTEAD.
TYPICAL 4CHAN
>>63924236
My son's biological father is named Jack and hes also Canadian.
>>63924245
It's 4chan me bruh, being edgy is a requirement >>63924245
What exactly are people is the issue with Johny?
They're upset he was filmed at a party standing around with a drink in his hand? That he got in an argument with his girlfriend that even the cop who stopped by said seemed mellow?
Don't other teams have rapists, dog fighters and fucking Greg Hardy?
>>63924250
>incompletion
>incompletion
>incompletion
>>63924265
Is this now a high test thread?
Is he done in cleveland boys?
>this thread
>>63924242
This doesn't taste like ice cream
>>63924242
shits inspiring doe
>>63924236
>I dont know how to drive
>>63924263
audible kek
>>63924298
>Hardy
He literally did nothing wrong you SJW kek.
The dumpster fire begins.
Hold my heart boys.
>>63924173
they're pretty shitty but cant beat $1.50 2bh f4m
>differing the ball
is this the most kekolded move in football
>>63923808
I really hope so, for memes sake.
I can literally think of nothing with more meme potential.
>>63924270
Pretty sure that was tnf
Is Schaub the best QB from the 2004 class?
>>63924298
The team told him not to party dumbass. He obviously doesn't give a fuck
Who /eagles/ here?
Why do the Browns have
>Browns
written down the side of their legs?
>>63924307
Fuck, I hope so.
>>63924290
>bushrangers in charge of not getting skin cancer
>1 in 2
it's either your mom or dad, pick one faggot
>>63924306
Yes.
Go Bruins.
>>63924236
>post this same thing every single primetime thread
cant you go on tindr and find some random girl and post saying that she is your gf and randomly posted her picture on tindr looking for people and ask what it means?
>>63924330
WE WANT THE BALL AND WE'RE GONNA SCORE
>>63924176
>using my screenshot as a meme reaction picture off /v/
What the fuck nigga
Jesus this game is fucking boring as shit.
Holy shit we got a first down
>>63924290
at least we have an anthem you fuccboi
>>63924339
MAN FUCK THE TEAM. ID SUE MY EMPLOYER IF THEY TOLD ME NOT TO PARTY OR DRINK ON MY DAY OFF. WTF NIGGA THIS AINT ENGLAND
does schaub have the derpiest face in the nfl?
even derpier than eli
Stream plz?
Is this game what is known as "football-like substance?"
>>63924340
Can't wait to see his Pats vid.
>>63924339
WHY THE FUCK ARENT THE RAVENS TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO KILL NIGGAS?
WHY ARENT THE SEILLERS TELLING NIGGAS TO TO FIGHT DOGS AND RAPE BITCHES?
PAC MAN FUCKING JONES
THE BROWNS MAY SUCK, BUT AT LEAST THEY DONT BELONG IN JAIL.
Alright lads, I need to do a little exercise today so I'm going to try to make it into a game while watching the Dumpster Bowl. So far I'm doing 10 pushups and 10 situps for every penalty, 40 mountain climbers for every sack, hold a plank during all commercials. I need some more ideas.
Already boring, post busty broads.
>>63924339
I'm a dumbass because I dont keep track of what the fucking browns tell there quarterback?
He shouldn't give a fuck, he's the best player on the worst team in the NFL, they shouldn't be treating him like a kid
>>63924377
So stupid
>Paul Kruger will never tickle your bum
Lmao nice throw Flacco
>120 million
>go to rehab in the offseason, show you're committed to turning your life and career around
>get caught on video drinking and partying a couple months later
>HURR DURR WHY IS HE BEING PUNISHED?
>>63924391
>10 pushups and 10 situps
Are you a little girl? Even if they get 20 penalties that's only 200 pushups. Double it nigger
>baltiless vs leaveland
O what fun
>mfw this is going to look like a college or pre season game
they should do another segment about Johnny, and air it during live game play
also, titties and monster trucks
People are already turning the fucking game off Jesus christ
>clausen is finally out of the league
tybjesus
>ravens sign him 20 minutes later
fuckin a
>RUNNING ON #RD AND @
who /top-5 pick/ here?
>>63924396
Colts fan checking in.
>>63924391
Fuck Dildo for 30 thrusts for every point scored
I know it's hard to make brown and orange look good, but Cleveland's new uniforms are terrible.
>>63924411
his wife is a qt 3.14
>>63924391
I know you're already incorporating this, but if anyone else wants to join you:
-Suck a dick every time out
>>63924399
If you act like a kid then that's how you will be treated
>>63924250
>>63924226
oh my good lord this was 2013?
>MFW I was with my super cute anime girlfriend
>She was big vikings fan
>It was the budding phase of our relationship
>Tainted by the seed of Freeman playing his first game for the Vikings
>Monday night
>MFW we break up soon after
>It feels like that game had a piece in the breakup
>What if favre was playing that night?
>MFW
>>63924426
>pickles somehow still has a job but Christian Ponder doesnt
i know he was bad but ffs
i guess its probably because Trestman is on the Ravens
So who's gonna be here with me when the Ravens select Zeke Elliot #1 overall?
>tfw even if we win we'll lose
>we won't even get to feel good about our meme QB's progress because he isn't playing
Finally, I can post this again.
WEW MAUI
>>63924407
>Chicken parm will never put his anus on your lips
>>63924173
Boo.
>>63924201
I saw video of 1000 Trumps mocking her in New Jersey
>>63924423
Browns fans evacuating the stands early.
>>63924423
High hopes for season three? In hoping the animation goes back to being smoother, the ova was really bad
>>63924431
Me and I'm DAMN proud, the RB we draft will be the cherry on top of next years superbowl winning team, so glad we had a bad season, I couldn't have planned this better, tank for the top pick in the draft on an already stacked but just fluke injured team
who /krampus/ here?
>>63924444
Apparently unless your black
Not checked
>>63924391
eat a glazed donut for every td
>>63924434
Checking in
>>63924465
Who is this seman deman?
Defensive battle incoming
>>63924457
I'd fuck that sailor slut so hard.
can anyone explain why euros football?
Who here was in pic related thread last night?
>>63924446
>>MFW I was with my super cute anime girlfriend
how many Ds?
>Tfw haven't had a losing season in 12 years
They actually still have steel mills in America?
>>63924253
Would Keep Pounding*
>>63924484
>be white
>hang out in the DJ booth
>get benched
>be black
>rape a woman
>go to playoffs
>Sat on a chick's face at school
>When I throw it hurts my arm
>Papa Johns gives me the shits
>I really don't like chicken parm
>I don't have DirecTV
>I use Geico for my car
>I've choked in most playoff games
>Suzy Kolber gave me head
>Stuart Scott once sucked my nuts
>Tag teamed a chick with Eli
>Costas said Brady is best
>Lost my starting job to Brock
Who /brownsfanrootingfortheravens/ here?
>talking to some chick on fb
>she just got unengaged
>wants to go out this week
>probably looking for some cheeky kek dick
>I'm happy to oblige
>she doesn't have a phone cause she smashed it post breakup
>freaks when I'm not immediately responding to fb messages
What do you think lads? Should I do it or is it not worth it?
Did that ref just run up to slap a ravens ass?
>>63924444
Every fucking player in the NFL goes out to party
>>63924500
AYO LANDRY, WE GON FAKE DAT SHIT, I DO DIS ON MADDEN ALL DA TIME
>>63924465
what happened to this guy or the guy who stalked him and posted his pictures?
>>63924483
Wew fucking lad
>>63924500
AY YO HOL UP
>>63924483
Fake tits. 5/10
>>63924492
You have to be a real newfag to care about those. It's just a script and it's posted in every gamethread dumbass
JOSH MCVICK
Game over Ravens lost give picks now please
>>63924498
like almost nothing lol,
am I understanding the question right?
She was probably A cup,
>>63924512
/ravensfanrootingforthebrowns/ here
Baltimore is only known for murder and crabs
>>63924519
>the last one
R E D F L A G
E
D
F
L
A
G
Is there anything to look forward to in this game?
>>63924536
Well I'm off to fap to Zoey Halloway
>>63924519
Hit it and quit it my negro
>these "quarterbacks" are starting in the NFL
>teboq isn't
This world is awful
>>63924548
the ultimate kekposter
>>63924519
Crazy girls are a triple edged sword.
TEAR MY ACL INTO PIECES
SCHAUB IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION
NO COMPLETIONS
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE BENGALS ARE LEADING
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD CALL DPI
>>63924523
Please do more Tomlin posting so I can get through this boring game.
>>63924519
Hit and quit, deal with it for the short while but once you tap it leave that crazy bitch
>>63924552
manziel on the sideline
>>63924557
maybe he should put out then
So since we don't care about the game, let's discuss something else.
What did you all get for cyber Monday? I got my aunt some new kitchen utensils.
>>63924473
I'm just glad it's happening
I love how these teams both are ass offensively.
Maybe they realize they should start long passing every down.
Daryl Smith is the most underrated linebacker in the league.
>>63924552
Four QB spikes every drive.
>>63924557
McCown is better than Teboq
Hey /sp/. I'm looking after my wife's son as she goes on a date tonight. It doesn't seem like he likes football very much. Should I have him watch the game to see if he likes it? I really can't screw this relationship up
Why are all QB's at minimum average looking, a majority handsome? It's fucking weird. Like genetic jackhammers.
>>63924545
She's 2D isnt she
refball refball
>>63924587
>those shitspecks
>>63924577
I've been reading the same sentence for like the last 5 years, everyone talks him up as underrated so he actually became overrated.
What is it like being a Browns fan? No offense, but when is the last time you guys had a good team? You guys are like that team that most other teams just assume will be a W when predicting their season record.
>>63924587
Why do so many girls get their belly buttons pierced? It's disgusting
LAND DRAGON
>>63924593
Are you Wil Weaton?
m8's i just found out my dog is racist.
>watching the game
>she's watching the TV for some reason
>they show 'the defense' segment
>all niggers on the defense
>she lunges at the TV
>barked until they took them off the screen
>>63924593
>calibri font
This is becoming an artform
>BROWNS
>ravens defensive ends
Was I hallucinating when I saw 3 Browns players just standing there when he caught the ball?
FUCK
we scored :(
>Draft Pickb Owl in effect
>>63924573
>mfw my cousin was snapchatting girls all thanksgiving and I asked if he was "cybering" and all my cousins started laughing at me because I'm old
WHO BEER HERE?
ALSO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
>>63924554
>>63924562
>>63924565
>>63924550
Glad I asked /mnf/ and not some betas. Gotta get dem titties.
>doodoo browns
>He didn't drop the ball at the 1 yard line
who dis?
Kaelin? wtf kind of jap rpg ass name is that anyway?
BROWNS
SHOOTOUT TIME!!!
>Blacks
LET'S GO RAVENS
This touchdown hurts me.
Stop fucking winning you faggots.
What kind of dragon are kick/punt returns? Land dragons?
poor clowns. this was supposed to be the fail for cardale year, and now that he's keking, who will they draft with the first pick?
>>63924615
So when the dumb Chads fucking them pull out, they have something shiny to aim for.
>homerun
>pro football
r u avin a giggle m8?
damn, he fast
RAVENS FUCKING UP THEIR PICK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES
>>63924660
Yes
>FIRST OVERALL PICK HERE WE COME
>>63924626
Good dog
>>63924665
the plan is to trade the first pick for some mediocre QB
>>63924594
Wow Asians are disgusting
>>63924587
NAME
>>63924668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc
why are there euros in here. the fuck
>>63924669
m-more high test pls
>>63924595
Manziel is ugly as fuck. Actually now that I think about it, there are a shit ton of ugly as fuck QBs in the NFL. Flacco, both Mannings, Manziel, Schaub, Fitzpatrick, etc. etc. etc. are all ugly as fuck
>The city of Cleveland, Ohio
>proper tackling
Pick one and only one. My fucking sides.
>>63924506
>Implying Jameis raped that promiscuous nigger loving attention whore
This is the rare instance where he dindu nothing and she just underwhelmed by his bbc
Who's QB and backup QB for Ravens today? How long is Flacco out for?
>>63924396
Found this slag on facebook recently
>>63924696
never noticed his vampire teeth before
>>63924683
>DRAFT 21 YEAR OLD
>TURNS 22 AND ACTS LIKE IT
BENCH HIM, THROW FIT, TANK SEASON.
I NEVER WONDERED WHY THE BROWNS ARE SHIT. BECAUSE I KNOW WHY THEY'RE SHIT
Who /completelyfuckedforfinalsweek/ here?
>>63924702
He's out until next season basically.
>>63924595
But you guys said Josh looked like a Greek god
>>63924553
Because she does so much incest porn and you like pretending that's your mom jacking you off?
>>63924687
are you're eyes working ok or do you have that picasso disease?
>>63924690
Wish i knew homie. Wish i knew.
>>63924692
Agreed, they should be banned from football threads.
>>63924696
Why do so many relatively young QBs look like grizzled WWII veterans? Is it all the cocaine and underage prostitutes?
>>63924707
That is fucking disgusting. The little girl is smashable though.
>>63924596
no, but she ain't mine anymore so it isn't much different.
>She could honestly be 2d she was anime cute as fuck
>This bitch could consistently beat me at games I didn't know how to play
Well, it's over. GG Ravens. Don't worry. Next season is already in the books. Pittsburgh loses to NE, Incy goes 1 and done. The Ravens also make it to the playoffs. The Browns go 5-11 with a new high school coach
>we still have lebron
>>63924642
Got my father a Chromecast, a weather radio, and an Atlanta Hawks hoodie
>>63924683
>wasting another 1st round QB bust, I see
>>63924683
>Bashed in my laptop screen last night
>Can't get it fixed for 12 days
>Have to shitpost on my phone
I could study ...nah
>>63924696
Flacco is a pretty good looking dude f a m.
Besides that one yellow tooth.
>>63924702
matt schaub
jimmy clausen
the year
We need this first pick for Bosa. Don't fuck up and win, Browns.
>>63924707
Finally someone has the same body type as me
>>63924666
I'm one of those chads, I'm able to hide my power level and fuck hot girls. The only drawback is that I know I'll never care enough about a girl to settle down. I'm just gonna use and abuse
"WE STILL HAVE LE BRON"
>>63924736
>we
anyone got a vlc live stream link?
>>63924692
If you were here for last nights game it was even worse
>>63924746
auschwitz porn
>>63924696
Cam Newton has an ugly punchable nigger face.
>>63924713
>DRAFT MEME QB
>HE'S JUST A MANLET, COLLEGE-QB WHO CAN'T PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
>BLAMES SHIT SEASON ON "ADDICTION"
>and this here's a hot dog, I call it a sunflower
>>63924741
see
>>63924745
He'll be the next JJ Watt you'll see
the bigger problem is WRs who are under 6 ft
>>63924751
is..is that fridge mode?
>>63924735
>5-11
>Cleveland Browns in the 21st century
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not go crazy there with the expectations, chief. 4-12 at best.
>>63924745
Dude, we're drafting Lynch.
Is Navy babe elite?
>>63924746
Thanks Ms. Skeltal
>>63924713
The issue is more that he finally earned the starting job and instead of working to keep it he went out for a night.
It makes no sense until you realize its stupid old men who have no sense of anything making the decisions
>>63924760
Cam is beautiful
>Only decent players at Cleveland are Barnidge and Gordon
>Barnidge is old, Gordon suspended
>>63924771
I thought that was that big black DT out of Florida that got drafted either this year or last?
>>63924780
lel they went 7-9 last year with fucking Brian Hoyer
>>63924783
nigger please, he's >ours when baalke passes up on jared goff
>>63924787
Yes. Waifu material.
>>63924745
Think he'll learn how not to line up offsides between now and April?
>>63924787
CUTE
CUTE
CUTE
>>63924626
My dog really doesn't like blacks either. Grew up in Indiana in middle of nowhere with no blacks. Later moved to Georgia town where whites are a minority. He didn't like em.
>>63924787
only in the wedding dress portion. shes weird looking in the navy half
>>63924743
He always looks like he's wearing eyeshadow.
Maybe it's just his sunken stare
>>63924780
They went 7-9 last year. Made the playoffs in 2002.
>>63924713
>TURNS 22 AND ACTS LIKE IT
I thought white people were responsible
>booing your own team
FUCKING KEKLAND
>Throwing to Dwayne Bowe
>>63924797
Joey Bosa, OSU
A lot of people project him in the top 1-3
>>63924794
IF HE STABBED SOMEONE THAT NGIHT WOULD WE BE TALKING ABOUT HOW HE IS GOING TO THE PRO BOWL INSTEAD?
>>63924787
not enough pudge for me
>>63924783
We NEED Bosa, like holy fuck. McCown is perfectly serviceable for another year, but you don't pass on someone like Bosa.
>>63924796
Joe Thomas.
Train A, traveling 160 miles per hour (mph), leaves Marseille heading toward Aix-en-Provence, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 100 mph, leaves Aix-en-Provence heading toward Marseille. When do the two trains meet? How far from each city do they meet?
DID SOMEONE FUCKING SAY BATTLETOADS
>>63924800
They won't pass on Goff. It's too much of a feel good story.
The state of the fucking Browns.
YOU'RE LITERALLY FACING A PRESEASON TEAM, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSING YOU SACK OF SHITS?
>ratbirds vs leaveland
>garden commentating
Can anything make this game worse?
No.
>>63924787
>The only waifu accepted.
>>63924798
>going from leading the AFCN to being the only team in the AFCN that didn't make the playoffs
>>63924816
lost to Pittsburgh 3 times that year
>>63924826
I was talking about the last d-lineman hyped to be the next Watt
>>63924822
First time watching the Browns m8?
>>63924828
only if the someone was his girlfriend
>>63924836
10/1
>>63924834
We NEED a coach who doesn't base his personel decisions with his fucking moral compass. This isn't high school.
>>63924836
RHONE ALPS
Who will Cleveland draft next year, /sp/? Another bust QB, a bust RB, or Bosa?
>>63924839
Goff is dogshit who can't read defenses properly, I'm not even sure why is everyone hyping him up this much.
>>63924733
Fucking Chester.
>not even the first quarter
>already booing the home team
Jesus, no wonder Johnny football drinks as much as he does
>>63924839
>baalke decides to make up for missing out on the last great cal qb to draft goff
>goff turns into pre-harbaugh smeth 2: electric boogaloo anyway
why the fuck did i not get alcohol tonight
>>63924845
Dominique Easley?
>>63924840
IMAGINE WHAT ITS LIKE FOR BOWE.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING BAD YOU CANT MAKE THE BROWNS. YOU ARE BROWNS FUCKING PRACTICE SQUAD.
FUCK MAN..
>>63924857
we need a QB who can see over his OL
The Browns are gonna get hot cosby'd tonight aren't they?
I'm a Browns fan but I'm not watching the Browns for the rest of the season because they're fucking pathetic.
Post more hot girls please
Dis shit game, dog I saw
>>63924859
QBs in all rounds. One of them MUST work out, right?
Browns looking great. I thought the defense was supposed to be the good part of this team.
BUCK
>>63924857
Manziel is a shitty qb
>>63924845
That guy has never played on Bosa's level, what the hell are you smoking
>>63924844
Boy, Brandon Weeden sure was great, wasn't he?
>tall QBs = automatic success
>>63924836
Theylle probably be bombed judging the fact its France.
How do you lose to a fucking jv squad. Browns are shit
fuck art modell to be honest
SPIDER
2
Y
BANANA
>Mark Trestman
Fuck you you fucking cancer
>SPIDER 2 Y BANANA
>>63924896
No argument here.
>>63924889
Cats>dogs
>running meme plays
what happen to Joe flacco?
i dont follow the ravens because theyre playoff contenders, so idk
>>63924836
100 mile from Marseille, 160 mile from Aix-en-Provence....
>>63924917
jesus shut up you dumb faggot
McCown is far superior to Manziel and anyone not seeing it is a retard. I don't care that Manziel drinks and snorts coke, he'd be trash even if he was a church boy.
SPOFFY MUSIC
>>63924924
>Gruden: "Hey, this is one good-looking banana!"
SPIDER 2 Y BANANA
P
I
D
E
R
2
Y
B
A
N
A
N
A
won't even take a gift INT
>javaris and jabaris on the same team
black people, please don't ever stop amusing me
>>63924922
Trestman was a great O-Coordinator for Cleveland
You now remember Willis McGahee
>>63924930
Your cats will never love you. You're just a meal ticket to them.
>>63924889
Would bang. I bet he likes it ruff
>>63924752
I bet you will anon. I bet you will.
Why is Ray Lewis a criminal again?
>>63924954
He killed one of Chicago's best radio personalities
You now remember Braylon Edwards
>>63924952
>De'Runnya
>>63924930
sure, if you're bitch made faggot
>>63924971
My cat kills birds and can get his own food, your dumb dog is the one dependent on you
>>63924938
W-what?
>>63924956
I remember not being impressed
how do we fix the browns
>>63924956
I'll never forget his run against the Cowboys in their last game at Cowboy Stadium. Shit was legendary, Cowboy tears were tasted.
>>63924938
>triggered.jpg
Take it easy buddy, no one here gives a fuck
remember this nigga
you now remember Josh Cribbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UFJ3XNg3Uc
>>63924976
I don't care about anywhere outside of the Ohio desu
Angry Browns radio thread when senpai?
>>63924938
literally triggered
>>63924985
>having a cat in the first place
Y
>>63924981
The same retards who like dogs drink beer lol
>>63924989
Draft good players :^)
>>63924989
>implying we want to
>>63924985
Only tumblr-core girls like cat guys.
You'll never get a normal, respectable woman being a cat guy.
>>63924981
Says the guy that replaced human friends with a needy, whiney dog
>>63924989
dump Farmer
>>63924999
>implying browns fans are ever angry
>>63924989
Kill Bill Haslem
>>63925007
Fuck off codsworth
>>63924985
>>63924930
Cats are the ideal pets for autistic people. They are antisocial and annoying and autists see themselves in them.
Dogs are loveable, energetic, and always happy. You know, like normal people.
>paying over $100.00 to go to a Browns game on a worknight
>>63924989
completely start over
>>63924989
Don't change anything for 4 years. Kind of like throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks. If anything even somewhat sticks, you work with that.
>>63924985
>cats
You realize you're not on \b\ right?
>>63924986
this is a really stupid way to reply to someone who is harassing you.
You replied in an autistic manner, and now everyone know you're dumb because you're a trip!
w-what?
What's my name?
>>63925023
Dogs are for lonely people that need a companion that always begs for attention and takes up your free time
What are you eating tonight?
/sp/, What is my purpose
>>63925005
You're underage
>>63925005
You are le master trolle :^)
epic troll dude! make sure to re-post this one on /r/4chan for upvotes!
>>63924989
Have an owner who gives a fuck.
>since Haslam has taken over, the Browns value has heavily increased every year
>>63924992
He'll be back next year good as fuck, just wait. The Browns will be top 3 on the division next year. Solid receiving core, improved run game with Ezekiel Elliot and a developed o-line, and Joey Bosa on defense.
>>63925026
I REALLY WISH THEIR MANAGEMENT WOULD STOP BEING GAY AND PRETENDED THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING FOR MAYBE LIKE 1/2 A SEASON.
I FEEL BAD FOR DA FANS
>>63925038
cooked myself up some beef fajitas, 3 mooseheads in
>>63925032
>and now everyone know
>>63924787
No. Infidelity is rampant in the military. She probably banging all kinds of Chads on that ship.
>>63925038
Nice ice sandwhich
>>63925026
all nfl games are on a work night
nice 'league' ya got there
>>63924997
>inb4 your shitty low test memes.
>>63925008
Wow you got a dog to impress girls, how pathetic are you/ lol
>>63925026
my cousin got his ticket for $11
>>63925038
Is this what passes for fine cuisine in Cleveland FFam?
>>63925038
my mum used to make the best icees :)
>>63925042
>>63925044
>beer fags are THIS assblasted
Go be a drunk sack of shit somewhere else
>>63925037
>Dogs are for people who enjoy companionship.
Fixed that for you. Meanwhile, cats ignore you 24/7 unless they need food. Keep telling yourself that you're a strong individual for wanting to always be by yourself though
>>63923877
Grilled cheese in microwave?
Fuck off newfag.
Grilled cheese meant for stove top cooking.
>>63925059
It's not a meme that you're gay.
>>63925038
Looks cold
>putting your ice in the fridge
>>63925070
Oh fuck off
>>63924836
>When do the two trains meet? How far from each city do they meet?
In a head on collision in the Alps because this is the fucking SNCF were talking about
>>63925058
>all nfl games are on a work night
1:00 and 4:30 games aren't night games.
>>63925038
CINCI ICE SAMMY
>>63925047
Haslam is a Jerry Jones wannabe retard and unlike Jerry he won't spend jack shit on good players.
>>63925076
>being a homophobe in 2015
>>63925038
I'm stuffed,family.
>>63925038
is the ice fresh or frozen?
>>63925081
>self-important trip struggling with alcohol dependency
Seek help
>>63924039
Backup from St. Louis last year. Austin Davis?
>>63925072
Uhh, humans are for companionship, like I said, dogs are for lonely people lol
>>63925092
That's because he's more concerned about Flying J...a chain of fucking truck stops
whats wrong with the Browns uniforms?
>jerk route
I'll show Gruden a jerk route
>>63925111
>>63925111
he's more concerned with staying out of prison
>>63925058
It's because ameeicans have better shit to do on Friday and Saturday nights than stay in and watch sports.
>>63925108
>struggling
Embracing, senpai
>>63925102
All ice is frozen you fucking autist. What the fuck kind of idiot asks questions like that?
NEW THREAD LADS
>>63925121
>>63925121
>>63925121
NEW THREAD LADS
>>63925121
>>63925121
>>63925121
NEW THREAD LADS
>>63925121
>>63925121
>>63925121
refball desu senpai
>>63925119
C O L O R
R
U
S
H
>refball is so bad the commentators are pointing it out.
>>63925110
What's the point of a pet if not companionship? Do you even notice if your pet dies because you're too busy not paying attention to it?
>>63925111
No, he's just like the previous owner who treats the Browns like a cash cow. We love bragging about how loyal Browns fans are but we SERIOUSLY need to stop going to the games and buying merchandise so this fucker will have some incentive to improve the team.
>>63925119
they have Browns players in them
>>63925131
hootin and hollerin-nany
>HE'S ACTUALLY 4 FEET AWAY FROM YOU
HOLY KEK
>>63925099
I've got no problem with you, friendo. Here you go.
IS JERRY HERE TONIGHT
As a Jags fan I'm thankful that Bill Haslem keeps the ownership bar so low that us keeping our garbage coach is a good move
>>63925111
Incorrect. Bill Haslem has one life goal and that's to not be caught for tax fraud
>>63925102
Frozen tbqh.
I know it doesn't have that same windy taste, but it's cheap as fuck
>>63925070
Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>63925155
no, he will just move them
>>63925155
I've said the same thing. We toe the line of die-hard/retarded.
>>63925184
Who the fuck is Bill Haslem?
>>63925194
The league would block it if he tried, precisely because of the clusterfuck that was the previous Browns move. They block the Saints moving to San Antonio the same way in the Katrina year.
>>63925155
Browns are the football equivalent of Transformers or Call of Duty. It's garbage, but why improve it if retards keep paying for it?
>>63924587
Top fake tit ripple she's got going on
>>63925287
Surgeon who took out my gall bladder was a Browns fan.
Sounds like I could have easily died.
>>63924891
>orangejuisenopulp nonfiction
I haven't been following the Browns this season, is their defense plagued with injury's? This defense cannot stop fucking anything.
