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OFFICIAL TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS VS EDMONTON OILERS GAME THREAD


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OFFICIAL TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS VS EDMONTON OILERS GAME THREAD 7:30 pm eastern

SPARKS IS STARTING TONIGHT, HE IS A HUMBLE, MODEST, INNOCENT, CUTE, SCARED, ANXIOUS 4CHAN /SP/ARTAN AND HE IS READY TO SHUTOUT TOE LOILERS.
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>tfw no mcdavid hatty to rub the salt in toronto
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>Leon Draisaitl's secret weapon
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Stream here since OP is lazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jF1-6PEtJk

Not even a fan of these teams, just here for the memes
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>>63923155
>mfw my city will never have a sports team that wins a championship ever ever ever ever ever again
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4-1 oilers
fuck the
>laffs
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>>63923235
>posting nic cage all willy nilly

You're the reason streams get banned
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>>63923273
THIS
>>63923235
delete this you faggot
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oiler fans, Garret Sparks is what McDavid is to you guys. he's 109th pick, round 7, they told him he would never play in the nhl ever. They told him he was ugly. They told him to stick to video games. they told him he would never make it
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>mfw i ran into some students last weekend who were happy that the lafs won

unless you are a season ticket holder or some shit like that why do you want this team to win. you want it to lose every game possible
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who /tims/ here?
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>>63923273
>>63923282
>laffs fans not able to freeload anymore

what a shame that would be
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>tfw you will never be a cankeks fan

:^) I love my life
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could someone tell me why the game always starts 15 minutes after when they say the game will start?

report this bros
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>>63923155
I 'M HERE

FUCK LEON "4TH REICH" DREISATL
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>>63923287
laffer here

i want them to fucking win
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The edmonton oilers still exist as a hockey franchise?
I thought they folded after a decade of no playoffs
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LET'S GO CHON-GOS
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Tfw only american itt
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this is such an easy bet if you're a gambler.

leafs win, 2 way.

babcock has studied the oilers "system"
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>>63923376
>5 decades on no cups
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>>63923403
>a decade of failure
im sure those 80s cups you werent around for are great
good luck with matthews, hope you dont ruin another #1 overall LMAO
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>watching 2 non-playoff teams
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almost done by Taylor Hall
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>>63923443
>leafs
>non-playoffs

8th seed, trust me
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>>63923431
I was around and saw all 5 parades :^) all of our cup wins are in colour LELMAO
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>>63923431
the >laffs have never won more than 11 playoff games in a season.
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>>63923403
Leafs have 13 stanley cups.
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>>63923465
>40 years old
>on 4chan
hahahahahahahah holy fuck take a look at this faggot
>4 first overall picks
>still last in the league
fold this faggot franchise f am
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FUCK
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>>63923490
>40 year old

I'm 48 fyi
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CORPORAL
CORPORAL KOMOROV WE NEED A GOAL
WWII
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NEIN
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>schultz

waive that piece of shit
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>>63923496
JUST
lol you are more pathetic than your shit team
oh look the leafs just scored
where were all the #1 overalls?
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>>63923490
I was a youngin while you're parents weren't even born!!! Absolutely no cups since your Parents were born LELMAO
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Oils fan, I really do sympathize with you, but I couldn't hate your management more if I tried. Ruining so many god damn talented kids. Fuck them all to hell.

also ayy scar
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>>63923511
I'm not pathetic at all.
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>>63923516
>you're parents weren't even born!!!

I'm sorry, but this grammar is not acceptable. Apply yourself.
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>>63923496
are you the mister who explains it all to me?
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>>63923520
>clinging to cups from 30 years ago because your team is hands down the worst team of the last 20 years
yes you really are you balding fuck
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>Oilers getting lit up by the Leafs and their rookie goalie

Not even remotely surprised.
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>>63923517
I wish Lowe and MacTavish were completely gone but Chiarelli is the one making the dumb moves now.
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>Maple Laffs fans weren't even alive when the Leafs won the Stanley Cup last

LELMAO!!! Keep scoring laffs and over Buston Matthews so >we can ruin him too :^)
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>>63923548
I am not balding.
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>>63923553

Kill yourself my salty man.

>>63923552

Yeah wtf happened with him. What happened in Boston to kill the brain cells of him and Don Sweeney?
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>>63923553
yeah because tanking for picks has worked so well for your """"""""""""""""""franchise"""""""""""""
>OILCUKS
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man fuck edmonton

seriously, how can you support this absolute dumpster fire of a fucking franchise
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Oh great, it's national broadcast so they're going to whine about the refs all night in favor of the >laffs

>should have been interference on nurse

go suck a dick
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>>63923589
attendance is finally tanking
team will fold soon hopefully due to this and the price of oil
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>>63923589
The other canadian teams are

>frogs
>chinks
>have won 4 playoff series since I've been alive
>never won more than 2 playoffs series in a season
>indians
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>>63923618
Oh, and Ottawa
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>Laffs fans chirping oilniggers

LELMAO I'm not even a fan of either of your teams you FUCKING NIGGERS both your teams ARE SHIT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHQ
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>>63923589
We just do
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>>63923618
all those teams (and every american one) are higher in the standings than the coilers
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>>63923632
It's just you arguing with one other guy.
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man fuck the Leafs

How can you support a team that hasn't even won a cup since 1967

When will they relocate to Markham or London?
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>not calling that trip on purcell

>>63923656
>yfw the league would be healthier if the >laffs folded
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Man this game is bad, even by the Oilers standards.
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the oilers are the WORST team in the league AGAIN
how can one franchise be this mismanaged?
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>>63923632

are you supposed to be making someone other than yourself look retarded
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>>63923656
Leafs could technically seperate and join any other league and still be more profitable than canucks or oilers
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>>63923674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGqo93BkWYw
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lel this ECHL team in NHL jerseys is getting fucking manhandled like the bitch niggas they are by the fucking laffs
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>>63923656
I had to look it up

Holy shit that was half a century ago
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>this camera again

fuck off
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>>63923705
You had to look up how long ago 1967 was?
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>>63923705
In a game against the Oilers in 2007 they celebrated the 40th anniversary of their last Cup win.
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>>63923710

You don't enjoy missing the play???
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where is optimus reimer?
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>>63923710
camera mode: cinematic
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>>63923668

> losing a 1 billion dollar team and all their fans in a league filled with irrelevant teams like Carolina
> healthy
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>face off happens
>leave the graphic on the screen while the play can be heard in the background
>cut to close up
>cut to shitty moving camera

reeeeee

>>63923731
Let's get even further away
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>>63923741
if you pay debnts I will tell you, smelly
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Sparks has the most ballin pads in the NHL

and also apparently really shit stickhandling
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at least bubba sparxxx didn't give up a goal on the first shot like reimer usually does
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wow all those first overall picks really give the oilers powerplay some ZIP
TOP
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
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>Laffs plan the parade after scoring one goal against the FUCKING OILERS

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LELMAO!!!!
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>this fucking "power play"
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>puck is flipped into the air by Toronto and bounces toward a toronto player
>neutral zone turnover
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>Laff fans not realizing that the Oilers are going to give Sparks his first NHL shutout

Jesus Christ Laff fans.
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Fuck off with this "Powerplay cam", Rogers.

Christ.
>11 more years of this
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>mfw I realized I dont support the deadmontshit coilers
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>this one deadmonton fan ITT that has gone insane because of his perennially shitty team and is now just shitposting hysterically
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lel this ECHL team in NHL jerseys is getting fucking manhandled like the bitch niggas they are by the fucking laffs
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>This triggers the Leafs fans
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>>63923863
Leafs triggered the puck into your goal
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>3:28 left in the first period
>deadmonton gets their first fucking shot
>mfw sparks is getting a shutout on his NHL debut
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>>63923863
>le play 10 games and die man
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If the Oilels win the draft lottery once again, do we see a new maximum amount of times a team can draft first overall consecutively?
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>>63923882
See
>>63923805


Man does the education system even work in Ontario?

>tfw not even mad because we all knew this was coming
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>>63923882
Oilers had the first shot of the game
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>>63923884
>le will never be a Maple Leaf man
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>>63923805
>>63923882

why do you both say that? genuinely curious
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>>63923924
They crave attention
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>>63923924
Because we're fucking terrible?
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Lol the oilels are so fucking bad even compared to the leafs
how the fuck is this even possible still
>>
why the cunt are they interviewing MacDavid right now
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>>63923920

>le cry when Matthews gets drafted to deadmonton but doesn't want to suck mark messiers dick in a fucking prairie wasteland and demands a trade to toronto to get coached by the GOAT
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>His family sold their Laffs tickets when he wasn't playing

xD
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>Laffs on pace for 9 shots
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>>63923956
Because the >laffs are still salty

>>63923957
>American
>wanting to go to toronto

They'll trade Matthews for Seth Jones
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>>63923966
yes, he let that one slip!
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>>63923952
>how the fuck is this even possible still

>being worse than the fucking leafs
>the fucking leafs
>the fucking leafs in full scorched earth rebuild mode
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>>63923977
>oilels on pace for 4
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>>63923966

holy lel I just realized the irony
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Oilers suck so bad wow i can't believe it!
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ANYWHERE IN CANADA?!?!!??
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>>63923979

>Because the >laffs are still salty

what does this have to do with anything

>>63923977

> oilers on pace to lose 3-0
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>>63923990
Can you believe how bad teh oilers suck? i MEAN WOW
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>>63924008
>enter coordinates to ice fishing hut on lake superior
thanks dell
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>Daryl! the fans are starting to get upset at the fact that the team is an absolute radioactive dumpster fire!
>Quick! Put in a McDavid segment!
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THE KEG?!?!
>>
>Leafs will still find a way to fuck up and lose to the oilels

Kill me
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>>63924024
Man you must be a babby hockey fan if you haven't noticed by now.
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>still realizing he plays in Edmonton
>still looking depressed

Top fucking Lel
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HAHAHA LOVE RECEIVING IMAGES THANK YOU NIKON GOD I NEED THE MONEY SO BAD
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>>63924005
>>63924024
>mfw i bootyblasted this oilcuk into full on mental illness
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>>63924053
Bernier's on the bench senpai we're good
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>>63924054
I can't believe it! I mean, it is hard for me to believe it!
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>>63924043
Maximum Kek
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>>63924016
>laffs obsess over mcdavid
>convince themselves they are getting him
>oilers win the lottery
>no mcdavid for at least 7 years, probably 11 years
>b-b-but the leafs were his favorite team as a child
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>>63924070
I admire your optimism lad, I just can't believe in them anymore.
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>>63924053
You won't believe how bad the oilers are though
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>>63924090

idk man sounds like you're the salty autist here

we already have i trol u we and kippers we don't need more shitposters
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>>63924107
why make fun of autism? you mean you guys don't have autism too?
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Gotta get those bubbles nigga
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>>63924107
Tell that to the Oilers tripfag in this thread. Every post is

>Oh god the oilers suck reply to me I need (you)s
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What do college students and the Maple Leafs have in common?

They've both finished their year by April.
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What does a vacuum cleaner ahve in common with the leafs. I can't beleave it sucks!
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>>63924151
:)

Laff fans need a laff.
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>>63924151
you are approaching maximum salt content
you better slow down or you will run out by the third when the oilers are down by 3 to the third worst team in the league
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>it's a Chris Jenner interview

WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS
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>>63924190
>Chris Jenner

Literally who?
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>>63924190
who the fuck is this chris jennfer guy
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>>63924190
Fucking lel
I can't stand Chris Simpson either,m8
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>>63923908
Do you think they'll get less than Binghampton did the other night?
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oilers need to believe in themselves!
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ahahahah strong niggers. dance for my amusement. shuck and jive niggers. hahahahaha
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>>63924296
But they do. They believe they can even outsuck the Leafs.
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>>63924289
They already have more
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You know that hysterical giddy feeling you get when you put off something for the millionth time or just let some shit happen that you know is wrong or terrible but don't give a shit because you're just trying to get through NOW?

That's the face of the entire deadmonton organization when they tell have to themselves "FUCK IT LETS JUST TANK FOR ANOTHER DRAFT PICK" in November
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>>63924326
well that may be true but i can't believe that they suck that bad
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Where do you think McMeme is watching from? His laffs shrine in his parents basement?
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>>63924385
what are you fucking talking about? Like, what the fuck??
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>>63924385
Messier's house as he's fed another Lays potato chip intravenously
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>>63924362
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Shit I'm late.
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>that weakass call

Can't wait for the >laffs to get away with worse
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There isn't one team in the league that's stupider than the Oilers
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>>63924406
Does he get the hose again?
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>pull the old 250 essay line on youtube chat
>they lose their fucking minds
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>1967 was nineteen thousand and sixty seven years ago
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>>63924510
If I wanted to interact with legit 13 year olds I would have the chat open too
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>oilers try to get something going

but they suck, how do they plan on doing that?
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We want Conner back
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>>63924547
>le weed man has never be when the >laffs won the cup
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>This game is so bad they show a McDavid highlight reel during it.
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>>63924631
and people say these broadcasts are completely toronto-oriented
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>>63924607
Connor you filthy casual
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>>63924621
itt: nobody alive when the Laffs won the cup
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Rogers must have a giant erection right now. Sparks about to have a shutout.
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>McClavicle comes back
>2 games, 0 points
>gets injured in the 3rd game
>out for the season
>commits suicide
>on live stream
>coilers are completely demoralized and lose every game
>don't win the draft lottery
>fans give up and the franchise folds
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lol i just watched this fuckin video of this ox or something, but i can't post it cause 4chan thinks it's spam
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>>63924664
Most of the people in this thread weren't alive when the oilers won their last cup either.
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>>63924674
Laffs fan here

Shut the fuck up

We get that the laffs are winning
We get that the oilels are shit
You don't have to repeat yourself
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What fucking baby Phaneuf is.
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>>63924793
Mission accomplished.

Oilers suck.
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damn kadri that would've been a sick fucking goal
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>get rocked
>slash player who hit you and get a penalty
>oilels
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>mfw need (you)s to justify self worth
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>refs protecting Phanuef from Nurse

It's for the best
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>>63924848
>buttblastedoilfan
>kippers
>lol I trol u

Worlds biggest cancer desu
I miss smuk_anok
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>>63924793
you don't like the epic tripfag gimmick where you just dump on your own team repeatedly and draw attention to yourself constantly?
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>track cam

Feels like I'm having a stroke
>>
>le pp cam meme

Kill yourself rogers
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>>63924874
>>63924875
>Being upset about tripfags on an anime message board
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They should put a camera inside the puck
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Is that our 3rd penalty?
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>>63924793

b-but you have to feel bad for him!!!!
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>>63924864
phanoof would fucking cave his face in with that neanderthal browbone of his
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>>63924864

> hits a guy in the back of the head
> wins

no way~!
>>
OY VEY
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>>63924934
It would be hard to punch from behind the referee, sempai.
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>mfw the post is making more saves than Bernier possibly can
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damn that leafs offensive

only the oilers can make this team look so good
>>
That was a pretty bad shift, seen a lot of those this season.
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CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP AND DALE
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fuck the toronto maple stupids
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>announcers obsessed with stick sizes
>>
>toronto slurping the BBC

No surprise desu
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>>63925088
more like dick sizes
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>>63925088
Ahahahahaha
>>
Whats it like living in toronto?

im from saskatchewan btw
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oilers can't score a single point holy fuck they are so bad
>>
>>63925088

"when Darnell came to Edmonton he switched to the BBS"
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https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CVGsg_lWUAAkZVc.mp4
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FUCKING WALKED
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>>63925145

why is reimer always so kawaii~
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>draisaitl

did he consume the power of hitlers soul this off season?
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>>63925124
A literal paradise

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lmao oilers are fucking TRASH
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>Oilers giving the Laffs confidence in a new goalie so they get further away from Austin Mathews

You cannot grasp the true form of the Oilers plan.
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Leon Reichsaitl
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>>63925124
Driving takes you hours to get anywhere in or out of the city. Architecture is ugly and outdated. Too many immigrants means no distinct culture. It's too loud.
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who tf is sparks tho
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>>63925124
SJW paradise
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>4 first overalls
>0 goals
top kek what a fucking shitass doodoo team the oilers are
MY SIDES
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>>63925217
>You cannot grasp the true form of the Oilers plan.

Suck eternally, get top young talent and bring them down to your level?
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>>63925217
>tfw uncle gary can't arrange to send him to the sparkledogs
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>turning the song off just before it went "WHITE MAN CAME ACROSS THE SEA"
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>>63925271
Yup.

>>63925274
Kek nobody cares about them, not even Gary.
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>>63925277
Mfw
The choking dude is the Rogers center
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>>63925233
are there qties?
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>Tune in
>Bernier on the bench
>Leafs only beating the Oilers by one
>Tune out
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>>63925233
Better than KW
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>>63925360
Yes but they all have strong black boyfriends or have STDs.
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>>63925405
are you a kuck? do you "prep the bull"
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>>63925309
well, here, let's enjoy

or I 'll enjoy if you are white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4
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>>63925437
If I was I wouldn't be complaining.
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>>63925454
Are you a bernie sanders supporter?
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Leave it to the Oilers to give an AHL goalie his first win and shutout in the same night.
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>>63925471
No, I am a Trump supporter.
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>>63925494
Me too mate cheers.
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>>63925124
>Lots of yuppie new age millenial bullshit,
>multicultural as fuck
>can eat practically any cuisine from around the world
>downtown core looks like it was paved with fucking gold
>all the areas directly east or west of the core look like they were paved with horseshit
>fucking nightmare traffic
>all the time
>ALL THE FUCKING TIME
>a suburban wasteland for leagues and leagues around the city in every direction
>lots of legitimately crazy hobos everywhere.

Sick nightlife though, and a really seedy, ripe underground culture, that's my favorite part. It's a plastic city filled with all of the regular first world fakeness and shameless capitalism, but with a some vile, hedonistic current running underneath it.
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>>63925473
Enjoy your Leafs regular season victory parade :^)
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227 posts and still a period to go

well done bros
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>>63925538
Is mcdavid a meme hockey player?
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lol the leafs look like the harlem globetrotters out there
what a fucking disaster the oilers are LMAO
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This would be a good time for a nap. We won't score. Sparks is the man.
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>>63925538
>:^)
Leafs are making the playoffs this season :^)
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It just occurred to me that if you took the best three coilers forward prospects, stapled them onto the laffs grinder core, threw in one veteran center and took phaneuf out back and out him out of his misery, you would have one ballin' fucking NHL team
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Is lupul injured again? kek
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I want nhl legos
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The fuck was that acid trip?
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>>63925860
They did some meme stat during intermission showing all of his injuries kek
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HES NO BOBBY ORR
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I miss baseball
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GG fayne
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>>63925664

Despite the fact that he's meme, he's genuinely good. he's got eyes in the back of his head and developed chemistry with whoever he was paired with. he's like some kind of clay centerman who is molded by the guys on the wings.
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>>63925948
Clay man
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how do the oilers even have fans still
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Goodnight /sp/ics
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OILERS ARE STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS
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YEAH GO LEAFS OILERS SUCK DICK AUSTIN MATHEWS BABYYYY
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ALLUAH AKBAR
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allahu ackbar
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH
>COILERS
>COILERS
COILERS
>COILERS
>COILERS
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CHALLENGE IT TMAC YOU NIGGER
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>>63925967
Nothing to do in Edmonton
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why doesnt kadri wear a turban pretty bad muslim tbqh
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Gee, I'm shocked at the Sparks shutout.
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>>63925967
we need some way to kill that grey cup high
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>>63926020
>turban pretty bad muslim tbqh
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>>63926028
>caring about the CFL

Alberta pls
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>>63926028
Until this year I didn't even know CFL was televised
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>>63926028
>CFL
hahahaha isnt there like 8 teams or some shit
what a joke
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how does it feel that your team is going to lose to the fucking giga dumpster fire rebuild laffs and give a new goalie a shutout on his debut after SIX FUCKING YEARS of top draft picks and 4 first overalls?
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>>63926052
>>63926063
>>63926084
>ontariokucks

dont forget to suck off trudeau
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>>63926088
To be fair Sparks is top tier
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>>63926111
I'd rather suck off trudeau than be a redneck prairie CFL fan
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>>63926052
>>63926063
>>63926084

I bet you filthy casuals don't even know what lacrosse is.
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>>63926088
About the same as every other loss.

It's just meh.
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>>63926111
>he watches the c uck football leauge
>his team has over 9000 first overall picks and still cant even score a goal on the fucking leafs
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
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>>63926084
9
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>>63926139
I'd love to suck off trudeau for no other reason than to have his dick in my mouth
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>>63926139
ofcourse you would because you love cocks
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lol is this oilc uck actually bragging about a grey cup win
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah unreal
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>>63926163
>look up
>HE HAS NICE HAIR THOUGH
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>>63926203
>being this mad the argonauts are shit
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>>63926140
a sport played by rich kids with trust funds that is only our national sport (over fucking hockey) because it was the time of the semi-annual "let's make a nice gesture to the natives so they get off our dicks for 6 more months"?
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>>63926226
lol what the fuck is the argonauts
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>>63926226
>literally caring about a B league

shouldnt you be driving your ford f-150
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>splash
>SPLASH
did that iphone commercial SERIOUSLY just refer to a "swish" as a fucking SPLASH
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>>63926226
nigga everyone in toronto watches the NFL because we're not going to stoop down to the level of deadmontonfags and their shitty derivative sport
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>>63926284
Dumb broad
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>>63926286
>They have the Bills
>Literally the Leafs of the NFL
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>>63926266
>pretending to not know how shit your team is


>>63926267
shouldnt you be prepping the bull?

>>63926286
top kuck
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>>63926267
>B league

nigga don't demean college football like that, CFL is literally ECHL tier
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>>63926309
>they dont like me shit league!
>k-kucks!

insecure albertan
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4:52
Can we do it?
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>>63926307
no ones thinks the bills represent us, everyone just has their own favorite team like edmontonfags do in the NHL playoffs
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>>63926361
Get shutout? Of course we can.
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>>63926357

>shit league
>implying the league doesnt have crazy good players like darian durant
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>>63926026
SPARKS
H
U
T
O
U
T
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>>63926309
>this absolute booty devistation
nobody in relevant provinces care about the cuk football league, sorry to break it to you, cletus
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>>63926425
>being this kucked by the usa
>calling others kucks

top kuck
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Are all oilers fans gay? I'm just asking questions here.
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>>63926394
>he thinks that faggot could make a practice squad in a relevant league
lol kill yourself you hillbilly fuck the CFL is a joke
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Did the goalie get a penalty?
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>>63926459
>implying he hasnt turned down starting positions in the nfl because he likes the cfl
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Congrats on the shutout Sparks.

You Laff fans can never have a team as bad as us.
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>>63926452
I, for one, would not fellate Justin.
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>>63926126
he's been more than just solid, especially considering it's his debut, but there were a couple shots off the posts that were practically in and Im not kidding myself that an actually good team couldn't knock 2 or 3 in on him
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>>63926503
he got cut by the ravens years ago, he wasnt even that good in college
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>>63924016
>> oilers on pace to lose 3-0

so it was written
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>>63926543
>set records
>not good
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SPARKS SHUTOUT!!!
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>>63926582
Dank
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Oh wow you got a shut out against the oilers. Good job.
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will Bernier kill himself? I hope so
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>>63926503
lolollol
you are deluded as fuck
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>the unincorporated flat wasteland municipality of deadmonton
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Bernier on suicide watch?
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>Not knowing how to suck with style

Man Laffs, how do you even live?
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>>63926611
>facts
>deluded
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who won?
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>>63926604
Oh yeah, poor bernier. Now he has to go home to his beautiful wife, big house, 2 million dollar paycheck, wow he should just kill himself.
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>>63924151
I AM A FUCKING WIZARD
>>63924151
TIME TO GET MAD MY NIGGA
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>>63926654

poorly memed by friend
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>>63926651
he was signed to a practice squad and was then cut, you retarded fuck
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>>63926696
Yes he was "cut". in reality he quit.
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>+300 posts

top bantz lad

GG coilers, suck dick forever and get relocated to vegas pls
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>>63926623
see:
>>63926654
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>>63926715
>top bantz lad

Not really. Just me and one other guy saying the oilers suck.
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>>63926714
any source to your claims?
keep in mind if you cant prove it then I win and you lose
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>>63926746
Do you have a source for your claims?
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>>63926746
You've already lost because you're arguing with some faggot on the internet
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>>63926741
I was probably that other guy

>this one edmonigger feverishly defending his NFL reject hero
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>>63926746
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>>63926765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darian_Durant
>Durant was undrafted in the 2005 National Football League (NFL) Draft, but signed a free agent contract with the Baltimore Ravens and attended their training camp.[3] Durant was briefly on the team's practice roster, but was cut during the 2005 season because of concerns about his size
maybe consider suicide
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>>63926810
You've just proved my fact that the ravens lied about him being cut
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>>63926843
sorry unless you provide a source for that you're going to go down with a loss here.
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>>63926881
You provided my source.
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>>63926925
>durant was cut
doesnt say anything about the ravens lying friend.
keep in mind that you've lost here, and unless your next post is a source for your claims, you lose and I win.
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>>63926961
I won. You blew yourself the fuck out when you posted a source backing me up.
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>>63923155
>IS READY TO SHUTOUT TOE LOILERS

HE ACTUALLY DID IT! WHAT A MASMAN!
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